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Typically, the answer I get when I say this (which is often) is, "What's your
alternative?" The alternatives are plentiful, easy, and all better. But, first, let me dwell
a little bit on why prison is so awful.
Prison is an incredibly stupid way to fight crime because, as is well known, it is the
enemy of rehabilitation. In prison, criminal gangs flourish. This means prison
becomes a graduate school for crime, a facility for turning mediocre criminals into
hardened ones. More generally, who thinks locking people in places where they are
fed and housed and boxed up and surrounded only by other dysfunctional people is
going to turn them into productive members of society? The idea would be
laughable if it wasn't part of the status quo. Prison, by its very design, breeds crime
and social dysfunction.
And of course, it is impossible to talk about prison without talking about the prison
rape epidemic. Can there be anything more abject than a society whose
police-procedural TV shows include prison rape jokes — and nobody is outraged?
Everyone knows that it goes on. Everybody knows that it's endemic. Lock up a bunch
of men in tight quarters, without access to females. Many of the men are violent,
over-testosterone, and dysfunctional. What will happen? And we joke about it. On
those grounds alone, the entire system deserves to be scrapped.
Maybe these problems are just from lack of reform? Maybe we just need to fund
prisons more, to make the way they work better, to set up more rehabilitation
programs. Sorry, that won't work. Prison doesn't suck because of a historical
accident. It sucks because of structural political reasons. In a democracy, an interest
group gets attention and funding from the government in proportion to its
numerical size and public sympathy level. The one group that will never be big
enough, and certainly never popular enough, to get good treatment are prisoners.
Because of the way the political system works, prisoners will never be able to get the
political capital to get the reforms that might (might!) in theory make prisons not
awful. We all live in Omelas*.
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The alternatives are actually countless, and all better. But it all depends on the kind
of crime we're talking about.
For petty crime, the obvious answer is community service. It's real punishment,
without the inhumane and crime-breeding drawbacks of prison. The work of
community service should be geared toward reparation: For example, if you've been
caught doing graffiti, you should clean graffiti; if you've been driving drunk, you
should embalm corpses of people who died in car accidents. And if all fails, there is
always the lash or the cane — easy, quick, much less destructive.
For more serious crimes, ankle bracelets. Did you kill someone in a fit of passion or
drunk rage? Then instead of spending three years in prison, you should spend six
years working minimum wage in a tedious job, your wages garnished, stuck at home
with no internet or TV, with only a single night out allowed once in a while. That is
real punishment — but punishment that does not have unacceptable moral costs.
As for the very serious crimes — well, I used to think the awfulness of prison was
reason to support the death penalty. Now, I tend to think that prison might be
acceptable for a very small percentage of crimes. If we have five percent the number
of prisoners we currently have, I would be very happy.
In any case, the point should be clear: We can abolish prison — and we must.
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