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EXT. HIGH SCHOOL - DAY
SPANGLER
Awww did the nerd all fall down? You
look like freakin Humpty Dumpty.
CHILL
Better Dumpty than dummy. Have they
let class detention out?
He spots Chill who waves him over from the other side of the
bowl.
CHILL
I have an idea for a twist on that
experiment we did in class today.
You in?
BO
You have the Mentos and Diet Coke?
CHILL
Yep. Grabbed em after lab.
2.
BO
In.
CHILL
I need your skateboard.
BO
Dude, no.
CHILL
Won't hurt it.
Edgy, Bo hands over his board. Chill pulls duct tape, A large
bottle of Diet Coke and a pack of Mentos.
Two mints get stuck. Panicked the boys shake them all out.
Too late! The Mentos fizz with a fury. The skateboard SHOOTS
into the skate bowl.
Then banks off a side and FLIES right into the crotch of a
passing Deputy Sheriff.
CHILL
Damn. Don't look forward to that
"what are you trying to do to me?"
look I know I'm going to get.
BO
It's all so freaking random. At least
you'll get it in English. My mom is
even starting to look Chinese, and s
he's Swedish.
CHILL
Mines Maleficent.
3.
BO
At least you don't have to tutor
some challenged kid. You just sit in
detention.
CHILL
Yeah, whatever. Torture awaits.
BO
Word.
Chill punches him in the arm. They go back and forth like
this until Bo gets pulled off his skate onto the grass.
ELIZABETH
Chester it took Mr. Wells hours to
design this tree...
CHILL
Chill, mother, my name is Chill. And
since when did decorating turn into...
(Hand flourish)
Designing.
ELIZABETH
It's a ridiculous name. Chester is
your fathers name and it's good enough
for you.
CHILL
Yeah well it's a little too good.
ELIZABETH
And don't forget the Governor is
coming to our Christmas party.
CHILL
Yahoo. The big endorsement.
CHESTER
Just received an e-mail from the
school. Detention?
ELIZABETH
Detention? For what?
CHILL
A chemistry experiment gone crazy.
CHESTER
Which one?
CHILL
The mentos and diet coke.
CHESTER
That's a good one.
CHILL
But we tied it to a skateboard. That's
the gone crazy part.
CHESTER
I see. How much propulsion?
CHILL
Much more than we...
ELIZABETH
Enough! Who on Gods earth cares what
the experiment is?
(MORE)
5.
ELIZABETH (CONT'D)
Chester, your grade average isn't
the only thing schools will look at.
CHILL
My essay was picked for the English
Lit magazine.
ELIZABETH
You have to stay focused on the goal.
CHILL
Your goal, I don't know what mine
is.
ELIZABETH
You don't know how lucky you are to
have your father's Harvard
connections.
CHILL
Oh I know, I know, because you remind
me every single freaking day...
CHESTER
Okay now that's enough...
ELIZABETH
Quiet. I don't want Your sister
learning that language.
CHILL
Too late. You really gotta chill
mom.
ELIZABETH
What? Who do you think you're speaking
to?
CHILL
(Loses it)
Hell if I know! No one can think or
speak or do anything without you
having to freaking control...
CHESTER
Elizabeth!
CHILL
That, mother, is the last time.
CHESTER
Elizabeth, you promised...
ELIZABETH
Just leave it alone. Someone has to
have a strong hand in this house.
She turns her back. A disgusted Chester walks away. The tree
lights flash on her teared face.
Some poor kid stares in his direction, only to get his best
stink eye. The boy nervously looks away.
SPANGLER
I hate this shit.
BO
Yeah well I'm having a blast.
SPANGLER
No kidding. What stupid thing did
you do to have to teach me?
BO
Not important. Now read this part
here.
SPANGLER
I read really slow.
BO
You understand the idea's. That's
what's important.
SPANGLER
Yeah tell the teachers that. Think
I'm dumb.
BO
I don't. Here, read this part.
JANA
Where you going? What happened?
CHILL
I gotta get out of here.
JANA
You can't leave me alone with her.
Look at me,
(Twirls around)
I look like an ornament.
CHILL
Sorry.
JANA
(Cries)
Why does she do this?
CHILL
(Comforts her.)
I don't know. It must be me.
(Hugs her)
But I'm glad it's not you...
(Kisses her forehead)
I'll call you.
From her window Jana gives a worried smile. She waves at her
brother as he takes off on his bike. He pops a smooth wheelie
for her.
SPANGLER
So thanks. sorry you got me for
detention.
BO
No you did good, sweet. No reason
you can't pass that test, with my
help...Well I mean.
8.
SPANGLER
Serious, only way it'll happen. They
never gave me any creative detention.
Never do nothing with us "challenged".
BO
Yeah well they're idiots. Get your
mom or dad to sign that homework or
you're screwed.
SPANGLER
Right.
BO
Next Wednesday.
JUDY
Bo! Not in the house.
HAL
Well done though.
JUDY
Oh, Hal, don't egg him on.
BO
What's with the lanterns? Why can't
we have normal Christmas decorations.
BO
Mom, that's not my language.
JUDY
I was just trying to...
BO
I know. You keep, trying.
9.
HAL
You have to admit, your mother speaks
a mean Mandarin. You may want to
try...
BO
No I won't. Why don't you get it?
(Judy's smile melts)
Sorry mom.
JUDY
Who is it?
CHILL
Me Mrs Denton. We have a killer test
tomorrow and I wanted Bo to come
over. He needs me.
BO
Bullshit! I need you.
JUDY
Bo!
BO
Can I? Poor Chill will fail if I
don't.
HAL
Get your chores done first.
CHILL
(Whispers)
Meet at the campsite. Bring beer.
BO
Late.
With the fire glowing he takes out his journal and writes,
holding back tears.
CHILL
Hullo?
10.
A rustle.
CHILL
You had best not be messing with me
Bo.
On a rock sits a jaguar with green eyes. The big cat stares
at Chill who stares back with fascination.
JOEY HASKELL, 18, eldest son, headset on, runs the soundboard.
Spangler waves notebook at his dad who blows him a kiss and
motions "later'. Next he tries his brother who points to his
headset, "can't hear".
INT. KITCHEN
SPANGLER
Mom could you check and sign my
homework? I gotta get it in on time
or I'm screwed.
MAGGIE
Oh honey it's rehearsal night. Can't
we do it in the morning?
SCOTT (V.O.)
Where's my back up!
MAGGIE
Coming!
(To Spangler)
Tomorrow I promise, okay?
SPANGLER
But you always say that...
SPANGLER
(Yells)
Don't miss me too much!
SPANGLER
Slick hidin that beer.
BO
Spangler my man! Where'd you get the
wheels?
SPANGLER
Mine for now. Needed some air.
BO
I feel you. Hey give me a lift. I'm
meeting Chill at our desert spot.
Pop a beer, kick the cheer.
12.
SPANGLER
Chill? Hell, no.
BO
It's where I'm headin man.
SPANGLER
Toss em in.
CHILL
(Low)
Really? That loser dope?
BO
Easy man, sound like your mom.
SPANGLER
Nice fire, you some sorta Boy Scout?
BO
Crap.
SPANGLER
Hope the other guy looks worse.
CHILL
She never does.
CHILL
No big deal.
BO
Smack, literally, let's drink to it.
BO
So your parents having the big
Christmas shindig? Heard the
Governor's gonna be there.
(British accent)
Top of the day Guvner!
13.
CHILL
I'd rather be in detention.
SPANGLER
(To Bo)
We met cuz'a detention.
CHILL
I guess you could say you were his
punishment.
Bo shoots a look.
SPANGLER
Could...
BO
So, Christmas has turned into the
freakin Chinese New Year at my house.
SPANGLER
Huh?
BO
Instead of Rudolph there's a dragon
on our lawn.
SPANGLER
Dude, you know you look Chinese,
don't you?
BO
Whatever. You got a homey holiday?
SPANGLER
My mom an dad are more concerned
about booking gigs for parties and
stuff.
CHILL
Gigs?
BO
Rock musicians! Could you just see
my dad rockin it out with his golf
vest.
SPANGLER
Sounds cool but it's always hectic
man. Very very hectic.
BO
Nice use of the new vocab word dude.
14.
CHILL
No wonder.
SPANGLER
What?
CHILL
Well I heard your brother was a loser
but your mom and dad...
SPANGLER
Screw you!
Atop a rock sits the JAGUAR, face up to the sky. The boys
jaws drop.
The jaguar turns towards them, green eyes shine. After a few
moments he nods and leaps off into the night.
BO
Was that?
CHILL
A jaguar, honest. I saw it earlier.
BO
And you didn't mention it!
CHILL
Wasn't sure it was real.
SPANGLER
Yeah it was and you're still a jerk.
He hops into the bed of the truck. His keys left on the log.
Lays on his back to look up at the sky. There's that bright
light.
With the big cat gone, Bo looks at Chill wide eyed. The light
beams down and draws his attention up.
BO
Now what the hell is that?
CHILL
Maybe a jet or something?
15.
BO
Maybe, but what's propelling it?
CHILL
Meteor?
Chill looks out into the desert. Packs his gear back into
his pack.
CHILL
Some crazy shit going on. That jaguar
was saying, I don't know... something.
I was going to run away. It's like
it said, follow. I don't know if I
believe in anything except science.
Stuff I can see and figure. But then
why did it show up here if we aren't
supposed to follow it? What the hell.
At my house I'm a stranger anyhow.
Why not go?
BO
I feel you.
CHILL
Wonder where it's gonna land.
BO
Carpe that Diem bro. That star is
ours.
Chill hops into drivers side. Bo throws his bike into the
truck bed, jumps in shotgun.
SPANGLER (O.S.)
Ow!
DEPUTY BALL
Dang!
RADIO DISPATCH
453 move back into town for a 10/10
stat.
The Deputy juggles the mess as if the radio can see him.
DEPUTY BALL
10/4.
WHOOSH! The boys truck flies by. Deputy Ball takes off after
them, siren blares.
BO
What the hell! Two minutes into our
trip and we get pulled over!
SPANGLER
Slow down you assholes!
CHILL
Hold on.
Deputy Ball races past, which way? He turns right and keeps
after...No one. He's lost them. Bangs his steering wheel.
SPANGLER
You're dead.
BO
You so wrecked him! Awesome.
CHILL
What the?...does that thing have a
tail? C'mon lets go.
SPANGLER
Can't follow without the wheels. I
don't have a licence.
CHILL
I pretty much do.
SPANGLER
My bro will kill me.
CHILL
Let's go and see what happens.
SPANGLER
I don't know.
CHILL
You can call your brother.
SPANGLER
I'll be deadmeat...What the hell.
BO
What and miss out on all the magical
joy of the freakin season? I'm so
in.
SPANGLER
Truckin.
BO
(To Chill)
Your mom will freak.
The truck sails down the highway, the star beams overhead.
SPANGLER
Smooth.
CHILL
What about you.
SPANGLER
Sooner or later, I'll hit. What's
this?
CHILL
Gas money, I had a little in the
bank.
SPANGLER
That's a little?
CHILL
(Holds out his phone)
I got some ice and drinks for the
chest. Call your brother.
SPANGLER
I said I would didn't I? There's a
booth over there. I don't need your
stupid phone.
CHILL
The phone's called, "smart".
(Under breath)
Glad something is.
CHILL
It's not a crime, Ma'am.
WOMAN
Should be!
19.
CHILL
Hey, look.
BO
What?
CHILL
How come we can still see that star
or whatever it is in the day light?
BO
Hey pretty, you see that light in
the sky?
SOCCER GIRL
Like, the sun?
BO
Well more like, a star. See that?
The one with the tail?
SOCCER GIRL
You pullin my leg?
BO
No. Can I?
SOCCER GIRL
No.
BO
But it's all I want for Christmas.
SOCCER GIRL
I'm Jewish.
BO
Me too! I was found in a temple.
Buddhist perhaps, but a temple just
the same.
(She wiggles away)
I'm adopted, I could be anything!
SOCCER GIRL
Nice try, but stars come out at night.
Get your eyes checked!
20.
SPANGLER
She really can't see it. But we do.
BO
Strange sight.
CHILL
But it's cool we have it, right?
CHESTER
I'm sure he's fine. Went to Bo's to
cool off.
ELIZABETH
Well get him home, now.
CHESTER
Let's give him some time.
ELIZABETH
What a time to put us through this.
CHESTER
I'm sure he's thinking the same thing.
SPANGLER
Crap. Hey, Bo, you have a phone?
BO
Yeah, left it in my room like an
idiot.
CHILL
Air conditioning would work about
now.
SPANGLER
Well yes I put my order in for one.
Maybe your daddy would let us use
his Caddy.
CHILL
Bug off.
BO
Think they know we're gone?
CHILL
Not yet. By tonight they will.
SPANGLER
Ha, yeah sure.
BO
Hey look at that!
SPANGLER
What the heck?
CHILL
Waiting for someone?
CHIEF JOE
Yep.
CHILL
Um, it's hot out here. They coming
soon?
CHIEF JOE
They're here.
BO
Us?
CHIEF JOE
Yep.
SPANGLER
Oh geez he's been hittin the bottle.
22.
CHIEF JOE
Nope.
SPANGLER
Ha! I suppose you want us to move
your fridge too.
BO
(Whispers)
How the heck did he get it here?
CHIEF JOE
Can't very well leave it here. I'll
make you boys some lunch in exchange.
SPANGLER
What kind of food you make?
CHIEF JOE
Rattlesnake, roasted.
SPANGLER
Yeah right.
The boys struggle to hoist the fridge onto the truck. The
Chief calmly observes.
CHIEF JOE
Friends of mine. Helping me with my
fridge.
NATIVE COP
Okay Chief, didn't see you. Merry
Christmas.
SPANGLER
Didn't know you guys celebrated
Christmas.
CHILL
Chief?
23.
CHIEF JOE
Oh we celebrate, I'm fond of Christmas
and Winter Solstice. Hang a right.
They roll down a road with modest homes scattered along the
way.
CHIEF JOE
There.
CHIEF JOE
My neighbor has a dolly.
(To Spangler)
C'mon.
SPANGLER
Bossy.
CHIEF JOE
Chief to you.
They leave. Chill and Bo sit on the front steps. The star
floats above.
CHILL
You okay?
BO
Yeah. Sorry man, your mom.
CHILL
Last time.
BO
But we'll go home again, right?
CHILL
I don't know anything right now.
Except to follow that star.
BO
Why?
CHILL
So I don't explode.
BO
Okay, you can count on me man.
24.
CHILL
But Spangler?
BO
He's not dumb.
CHILL
Maybe not...Everything's always so
closed at my house. Guess I am too.
BO
Are you kiddin me? This trip? Or
mission or whatever the freak it is.
This is about the least closed you
could ever be.
CHILL
I know I dragged him in, but I don't
trust him.
MAGGIE
Where's Spangler?
SCOTT
He cut out already.
JOEY
Mom! Dad! My trucks been stolen!
MAGGIE
Oh Joey, did you leave your keys
again?
JOEY
Must have.
SCOTT
Sure it's not parked at a friends?
JOEY
Positive. Ah I just put the new cooler
in the back. Damn! What should I do?
SCOTT
I'll call the sheriff, file a report.
(MORE)
25.
SCOTT (CONT'D)
(To Maggie)
Now how we going to get our equipment
to the club?
GIRLS
(Gleefully)
We got robbed!
Chester pulls into the driveway. Hal wipes down his golf
clubs beside his car.
CHESTER
Hal! how's the game?
HAL
Hey! Just got back. Had an early
tee-off. Won a few bucks. What's up?
CHESTER
Oh just came to pick up my son. He's
been hiding out here.
Hal freezes.
HAL
Bo skated over to your house last
night.
CHESTER
We took it for granted Chill came
here. He always does.
HAL
Where the heck are they? Bo was upset
with us.
CHESTER
I'm afraid we had some fireworks at
our house last night.
HAL
Perhaps a party and it got late?
CHESTER
Chill? Party? I almost wish. They
couldn't have gone far on a bike and
a skateboard.
HAL
You know that secret desert spot
that's not so secret? Great place to
hang out, build a fire.
26.
CHESTER
No, but that sounds about right.
HAL
I hate to tell Judy.
CHESTER
No need to worry Judy. They most
likely wanted to teach us a lesson
and will roll in any minute.
HAL
I'm sure you're right.
Uneasy nods.
DEPUTY MONTI
We got a 503, grey Ford truck, license
number 1974XB...
CHILL
Check this out.
BO
Is that a cat?
BO
Oh no it isn't! We just saw one!
CHIEF JOE
Then it is. There were many when I
was a boy.
CHILL
He pointed us to the star. You see
it?
CHIEF JOE
(Looks to sky)
I believe you see it. Totem for a
jaguar is chaos and power.
27.
CHILL
What's a totem?
CHIEF JOE
Animal spirit guide that comes in
and out of our lives. Depending on
the direction we are headed.
CHILL
Man, chaos sounds about right.
CHIEF JOE
That's the medicine. To have the
vision and strength to navigate
through unknown places.
BO
Bomb-ass star is doing the navigating.
CHILL
Its pulling at us. We don't know
why.
CHIEF JOE
Blind Faith.
CHILL
You mean like trust?
CHIEF JOE
No Blind Faith is playing on the
radio. Love Clapton.
CHILL
Okay, I don't know who that is.
Spangler wheels the dolly from the back of the house, ELENA,
16, gorgeous Native American girl reads on the front steps.
SPANGLER
Hey there, hi.
SPANGLER
So I'm helping the Chief move his
fridge. Found him on the side of the
road with that fridge. Not something
you see every day...Whatcha reading?
SPANGLER
Shakespeare, Macbeth, huh? Light
holiday read I guess, cool.
ELENA
You going to the celebration?
SPANGLER
Oh...Yeah, you bet. Right then...Nice
to meet you. Gotta go help the Chief.
The Chief prepares four huge sandwiches. The boys huff and
puff the fridge in.
BO
That better be one mad sandwich.
SPANGLER
Where you want it? I'm starved man.
CHIEF JOE
Thank-you, my friends, for your hard
work. Eats on.
CHIEF JOE
So where you travelers headed? Home
for the holidays?
CHILL
More like not home for the holidays.
CHIEF JOE
You don't like Christmas? I do.
SPANGLER
Isn't it like against your religion
or something?
CHIEF JOE
I'm Christian.
BO
Yeah but your Native American roots?
CHIEF JOE
Are you a Buddhist?
BO
No.
29.
CHIEF JOE
What do you call yourself?
BO
American.
CHIEF JOE
I celebrate both my Native and
Christian beliefs.
BO
I don't need two parts. Just one'll
do me fine.
CHIEF JOE
For now, for now. Someday your
heritage might be something to
celebrate.
BO
Doubt it.
CHIEF JOE
Thought you didn't like Christmas.
CHILL
Your tree is pretty, kind of classic.
CHIEF JOE
Like me.
CHILL
My mom decorates to impress.
CHIEF JOE
Moms.
CHILL
I like the buffalo. Why's it white?
CHIEF JOE
Story goes, when the white buffalo
is born there will be world peace.
Then the buffalo will go to all the
colors of humankind; brown, yellow,
red, white.
30.
CHILL
Except for the red it sounds like
our crew.
CHIEF JOE
Good crew. Count me in as the red.
CHILL
Guess we should go.
CHIEF JOE
We have a celebration this afternoon,
you boys will be my guests.
CHILL
Thanks but we have to head...
SPANGLER
Over to the celebration. That would
be great.
The Chief nods and smiles, walks into the kitchen. The boys
give Spangler a "really?" Look.
SPANGLER
I got my reasons. Not in any big
hurry are we?
CHIEF JOE
Have fun but be respectful. You're
lucky, later is a tribal dance.
The boys grab some drinks and peruse the room. A BOY, 5,
dressed in traditional Native garb walks up to Bo and stares.
BO
Hey little man what's happenin?
BOY
Are you Native?
BO
No.
31.
BOY
Ya look Native.
SPANGLER
Ya know you do!
BO
Shut it Spangler.
BOY
Oh you said a bad word.
BO
Sorry.
LEONARD
S-ke:g Ta?
(Beat)
Just a hello in Tohono O’odham.
BO
Okay then.
LEONARD
With DNA testing it was found most
of our ancestors migrated from Asia.
So you're roots could be Native
American.
BO
Dude.
LEONARD
Yes indeed dude. Dancing's about to
start. This is a Native rain dance.
Their eyes meet and he walks to her. NED, 22, Elena's large,
protective brother watches. His friends surreptitiously swig
from a whiskey bottle.
SPANGLER
Hey there...?
ELENA
Elena. And you? Romeo?
SPANGLER
Spangler.
32.
ELENA
Ah too bad.
SPANGLER
Not too bad. I can do Romeo. Doesn't
he get killed? Nice outside, wanna
catch some air?
SPANGLER
See that star?
ELENA
I see a lot of stars.
SPANGLER
That one, with a tail.
ELENA
You high, boy?
SPANGLER
No, look where I'm pointing.
ELENA
I think you made that star up.
SPANGLER
I couldn't have. It lead me to you.
ELENA
So you do read Shakespeare.
SPANGLER
Nah, not much of a reader.
ELENA
You make up for it in speaking then.
SPANGLER
Me?
NED
I don't think so. "The Rain Dance"
is happening little sister, time to
go in.
NED
(In his face)
Not again, that's my sister. Get it?
The boys are asleep on the floor. Through the window shines
their star. Spangler creeps out.
SPANGLER
I don't have a speech, but I had to
see you.
ELENA
My brother doesn't like you.
SPANGLER
Yeah I got that. You?
ELENA
Don't know you.
SPANGLER
Yeah but in the movie, like Romeo
and Juliet just met. When before you
know it, he was hangin out, lookin
up at her window.
ELENA
True.
SPANGLER
What were you doing just now?
34.
ELENA
Reading.
SPANGLER
Dang is that all you do?
ELENA
Pretty much. Don't you like to read?
SPANGLER
The letters get all jumbled. I play
guitar and sing a little.
ELENA
Oh sing to me, but quiet, over here.
SPANGLER
I might if you kiss me. A kiss for a
song.
She leans in for a peck, and he pulls her into his arms for
a long, long, longer, close, kiss.
Ned stomps onto the front steps, spots the two mid passion.
NED
I'm gonna skin your white little
ass!
CHILL
We gotta go NOW!
SPANGLER
Now!
CHIEF JOE
Take them, you may need them as you
follow your star.
SPANGLER
Sweet. That was so worth it. What
were you doing up?
CHILL
Nothing.
SPANGLER
Cool sunrise.
CHILL
You really pissed him off.
SPANGLER
Kissed his sister.
CHILL
(Beat)
How was that?
SPANGLER
Like soft spice. Can't wait to get
to the next level. Seriously can't
wait. Hard to think of anything else,
right?
CHILL
I think about it.
SPANGLER
Seriously dude, no girls? Ever?
CHILL
(All mutterings)
School, SAT's ya know and Harvard
and lab.
36.
CHESTER
Hal and I figured we should wait a
bit, then get in touch with the
authorities.
ELIZABETH
I'll call the Sheriff. He'll handle
it personally.
CHESTER
You pushed too hard this time. The
proverbial straw.
ELIZABETH
You always take his side. He had
better be home for my party or I'll...
CHESTER
Exactly what he's avoiding. I know
you're worried too.
ELIZABETH
Of course I am! I've turned into my
mother.
CHESTER
Kids are resilient, especially with
an apology.
SHERIFF LOCKHART
Of course, understood, discretion,
happy to do you a favor...
(He sit's up straight)
I meant...Yes, elections are coming
up for us both. I didn't mean to...Of
course Elizabeth, as soon as I get
word.
SHERIFF LOCKHART
Julie, call in Deputy Ball.
37.
SHERIFF LOCKHART
Oh for cryin out loud, Jeffrey.
DEPUTY BALL
Sorry, late lunch.
SHERIFF LOCKHART
Why'd I hire you Deputy?
DEPUTY BALL
I've always wanted to serve.
SHERIFF LOCKHART
Yet you keep stretching my patience.
DEPUTY BALL
I'm committed...
SHERIFF LOCKHART
I've lost faith in that commitment.
Or even that active duty is right
for you. I'm considering calling you
to a desk.
DEPUTY BALL
No! Sir.
SHERIFF LOCKHART
One more chance Ball. I need you to
handle this one with discretion.
(Leans in)
At the request of a very big campaign
supporter.
DEPUTY BALL
I'm your man.
SHERIFF LOCKHART
We've got two missing boys. Normally
a yawn, teenagers acting out and all
that. But, the mother of one is
running for District Attorney.
DEPUTY BALL
I appreciate the sensitivity and
will find the boys pronto.
SHERIFF LOCKHART
They're on skateboard and bike so I
imagine they're still in town partying
or some nonsense.
(MORE)
38.
DEPUTY BALL
I know it. I'll check it out.
SPANGLER
So what's in that journal you keep
so close?
CHILL
Nothing.
SPANGLER
Whole lotta nothing.
CHILL
Poems.
SPANGLER
You? Poems?
CHILL
What's that supposed to mean?
SPANGLER
You brainy guys. I figured it was
some crazy math formulas or something.
(Beat)
Bet you never thought you'd be hangin
out with me.
CHILL
Never hung out with anyone except
Bo.
SPANGLER
Yeah he's cool. Super smart, not all
nerdy...sorry.
CHILL
I've been called worse.
SPANGLER
Better than dumb-ass.
CHILL
True.
39.
SPANGLER
It's crazy that no one else sees the
star. Mad.
BO
(Sleepily)
We're mad. Who follows a star anyhow?
DEPUTY BALL
I'm on to you little bastards.
DEPUTY BALL
(On phone)
Sheriff, there could be a
complication. I don't think they're
on bike and skateboard anymore.
SHERIFF LOCKHART
So the last trace of the boys was a
rest stop where the Grover boy
withdrew cash from an ATM.
DEPUTY BALL
Not far from the Tohono O'odham
reservation.
SHERIFF LOCKHART
Check it out then. No complications.
DEPUTY BALL
Hello there, I'm looking for a couple
of boys.
(Hands them pictures)
You seen them?
CHIEF JOE
No, haven't seen two boys.
40.
NATIVE COP
Why?
DEPUTY BALL
Huh, well they were in this vicinity
when a call was made so I thought I
could take a look around.
NATIVE COP
No.
DEPUTY BALL
Maybe you didn't notice, but I too
wear a badge.
NATIVE COP
The Reservation's not your
jurisdiction.
DEPUTY BALL
They were in a grey Ford truck.
NATIVE COP
No grey Ford on the res now.
DEPUTY BALL
Could be stolen.
NATIVE COP
And they sent you?
CHIEF JOE
Let's keep the holiday spirit. Perhaps
down route 53.
NATIVE COP
That'd be the way to go.
DEPUTY BALL
Yeah right, thanks for all your help.
NATIVE COP
Stolen?
CHIEF JOE
It's a mistake, I know it. They're
okay those three.
41.
NATIVE COP
If Ned had gotten a hold of them
they wouldn't be.
CHIEF JOE
True. Those boys have to play their
journey out.
The boys open their eyes with noses almost touching. Oops!
Straighten up quick.
BO
Hungry!
SPANGLER
Yeah I noticed a Cafe sign a few
miles back.
CHILL
Worked up an appetite runnin your
ass off.
BO
Star chasin has me starvin!
CHILL
Well right now it's leading us to
the Rest Awhile Cafe in beautiful
downtown nowhere.
The scruffy boys enter the funky old cafe. Country carols
sound out from an old radio.
SAM and JAKE, 30's, a couple good ole boys sit at the counter.
GLADIS, 4O'S big hair gal pours them coffee, grabs menus
when the boys sit at a booth.
GLADIS
Well look what Santa dragged in.
Get you boys something to drink?
BO
Root beer.
CHILL
Sounds good.
42.
SPANGLER
Water.
(Off friends look)
Don't drink soda, stuff'll rot your
gut.
CHILL
Oh man I want a huge burger.
BO
Oh yeah, with pickles. Spang?
SPANGLER
I don't eat meat.
BO
Dude, really?
SPANGLER
Vegetarian, whole family is.
BO
And I thought I was a freak.
SPANGLER
Egg sandwich with tomato will be
fine Mam.
GLADIS
Alrighty.
She notes Sam and Jake eyeing the boys on her way to the
kitchen.
GLADIS
Leave em alone, they're just kids.
JAKE
Don't worry little momma.
GLADIS
I ain't your momma, thank God. No
rough stuff ya hear?
JAKE
Sam, did you know the United Nations
was comin to town?
SAM
Why Jake I believe they're already
here! A colorful bunch. Only thing
missing is a Mexican.
43.
JAKE
You know I prefer my grandpa's days
when there were separate eatin areas.
SAM
Me too. All of a sudden got real
stinky in here. Lets go.
They flex the ole biceps as they pass, Chill and Bo freeze.
SPANGLER
(Loud)
Why are they such dicks? I mean, is
there a special dick school? Okay
they're old, dick college?
With a quick turn, Sam lifts Spangler out of his seat by his
shirt.
GLADIS (O.S.)
Put em down Sam and keep going or
I'll get Pete to escort you out.
Sam drops him but points his finger at each boy before he
leaves.
GLADIS
Well that's not the Christmas spirit,
is it?
CHILL
Actually, I think it's exactly the
Christmas spirit.
GLADIS
Oh we have us a pessimist here do
we?
SPANGLER
Why yes ma'am and that's why I'm
here. To teach him a few things about
life.
CHILL
Are you kidding? You with your big
mouth are the last person on the
planet to teach me anything!
BO
Dude, that's cold.
44.
CHILL
Ya think? I don't know if you noticed,
but those guys have a shot gun hooked
to their truck.
BO
But ya gotta love, "dick college!"
That was freakin funny man.
CHILL
Yeah but it's not his white little
ass that'll get beat.
SPANGLER
Oh you think they'd pick you guys
out? I don't think they liked any of
us.
CHILL
That's exactly what they would do.
They might mock your red hair, but
they hate our skin. Forget you! You
could never understand.
SPANGLER
Seriously? You look down your nose
at kids like me. Not as smart, not
dressed perfect, no thousand dollar
bike. I don't see you as a black
kid, I see you as a spoiled brat.
Chill runs out, grabs his bike out of the truck and takes
off.
SPANGLER
Sorry. Guess I do have a big mouth.
BO
The ride'll do him good. I'll go
check him.
BO
You okay?
CHILL
He's a dumb ass.
BO
I really don't think so.
45.
CHILL
Well maybe you should figure out who
your best friend really is.
BO
I've known you since I was five.
You're my bro. Also nice to be with
someone a little wild like Spangler.
CHILL
He does keep it exciting.
BO
Yeah he does.
CHILL
The thing is, I know I'm spoiled. I
hate it.
A dark shadow covers them, Jack and Sam stand tough with
arms folded.
JAKE
You boys need a lift?
SAM
Where's the big mouth?
CHILL
We were just taking off.
JAKE
Where to? Sam and me were trying to
figure your little crew out.
BO
Actually we're following a star.
JAKE
Come again?
CHILL
We're astronomers
SAM
I never seen a dark astronaut.
CHILL
There've been fourteen.
46.
BO
Really?
CHILL
Yes and recently a Chinese American
Astronaut was honored.
BO
No kidding?
JAKE
Well this is just fascinatin. Which
of you brains wants to get beat first?
BO
Neither?
JAKE
Eenie meenie minee mo, catch a
Chinaman by the toe.
He grabs Bo's hair, pulls head back to punch him in the face,
then gut.
Chill moves to defend, Sam holds him back. But Chill pushes
him down, jumps on his bike, rides over him, pops a wheelie
and SMASHES into Jake.
Bo grabs his skate, hops on the handle bars, the boys race
off.
CHILL
Outta here NOW!
Spangler jumps into the front seat, the boys follow. It's
another jam out of town as Jake and Sam chase after them.
The chase goes on and off desert roads, around huge cactus.
Spangler flies over an old outhouse.
Good ole boys, not so lucky, the shit hits the windshield as
their truck crashes to a stop.
SPANGLER
What just happened!
47.
BO
Totally rocked it man!
SPANGLER
Shoot! You okay?
BO
Thwell. Ow! Chill's my hero.
SPANGLER
Yeah?
CHILL
Gimme a break.
SPANGLER
What first?
BO
Thfink I've had enoughth.
Chill shakes his head to clear his eyes. Now just the hot
desert flies by.
SPANGLER
We're gettin a run for our money.
CHILL
Can't stop now.
BO
But we don't even know where we're
going.
CHILL
Nope
SPANGLER
Twelve feet at least...
CHILL
You really are a Romeo...
48.
SPANGLER
The stream man the stream, like a
power hose.
BO
Hey check it, a swimming hole. You
guys could use a bath.
SPANGLER
Right? Chill, I'm just sayin.
CHILL
Look who's talking! C'mon, lets get
that skinny white body of yours in
some water.
SPANGLER
(flexes)
These fine biceps? Fighting machines!
BO
Yeah and so's your hose dude.
BO
You know sometimes it feels like the
star follows us.
SPANGLER
Maybe there's some creepy cult behind
it flashing some crazy laser to
hypnotize us.
CHILL
You're the writer with that
imagination.
SPANGLER
I'm not good at writing.
BO
Yeah you are, you're just...
49.
SPANGLER
Slow, I know, it's messed up.
BO
That's not what I was saying.
SPANGLER
I think things alright. But when I
go to put it down, it's like my hand
and my mind are on different planets.
CHILL
How bout record it first, talk it,
then you could write it down.
BO
You learned to play guitar, right?
SPANGLER
Yeah music's been happening since I
was born. Cut my first tooth on a
guitar.
CHILL
What the hell!
BO
C'mon, let him look.
Bo pulls Chill away to swing from the rope back into the
water. They dunk and splash each other, laughing.
Then hop out to lie in the grass next to Spangler who strums
some sweet chords then sings, raps, the poem.
SPANGLER
Don't tell me no - don't tell me
anymore. What's wrong or right in my
mind, it's not the same as yours.
Doctor trumps lawyer trumps any damn
thing. I profess no profession, just
break away free. Told crazy by my
elders how the path's been paved.
Gotta rip a new path - step over the
grave. Tear it, grind it, shout it
off the roof. I'll get it my own
way, my own time, Hell I'm livin
proof.
END SONG
50.
CHILL
Who's there?
BO
Just a squirrel.
(To Spangleer)
That was so dope.
CHILL
Yeah it was! Dude squirrels don't
clap.
SPANGLER
Your words man.
CHILL
Damn I don't know. Could be your
words now.
SPANGLER
Yeah?
CHILL
Yeah.
BO
Sweet, freakin bromance.
CHILL
Hey there, so you're the little
squirrel. What's your name?
ANNA
Anna, we live around the bend. I
liked your song. My daddy plays guitar
too. You comin over?
CHILL
Well I don't know if that would be
okay with your mom and dad.
ANNA
Oh yes! They love having company,
please come.
51.
CHILL
How bout we walk you home.
ANNA
Yes!
ANNA
Come in! Come in! We made Christmas
decorations. It's the most beauty
thing you've ever seen ever.
CHILL
Nice, but we better wait out here.
First see if your mom and dad wants
us in, okay?
ANNA
MOMMA!
KATE
Well Missy, you make some friends?
You had best not been down at the
spring.
ANNA
I was just walkin by... But they
were. I think they'd love to come to
our party.
SPANGLER
Oh we just wanted to walk Anna home.
KATE
Well now, an invitation is an
invitation.
CHILL
We don't want to put you out...
KATE
How about I put you to work in the
garden, then you'd earn a party.
52.
KATE
Come on in and meet my husband. He's
serenading me. It's good, right?
Rough around the edges. But neat and clean with an array of
Christmas decorations made from paper, popcorn, cranberries,
tin foil. It all creates a warm charm.
DANIEL
What stray cats did Anna bring?
CHILL
Just us sir.
DANIEL
I'd shake your hand but mine're busy.
BO
Dope on that guitar.
DANIEL
Thanks, you play?
BO
(Points to Spangler)
No, but he does. Really good.
DANIEL
Stellar. I feel a jam comin on.
KATE
Refreshments before I put you to
work.
CHILL
Great.
DANIEL
If you all are stayin for the party
you should give your folks a call.
KATE
I work the late shift but they gave
me the night off so we invited some
friends and family.
DANIEL
Course they have you working Christmas
Eve.
ANNA
That's okay Dada, we can all go to
church Christmas day.
(Whispers to Bo)
Baby Jesus brings us candy canes!
BO
Nice. What about Santa Claus?
ANNA
Oh we make our gifts. Dada is making
something special for me and I have
to have patience or it will never
get made for Christmas.
(Whispers again)
I think it's a cradle for my doll,
but I didn't peek.
KATE
Okay let's get to work!
MAGGIE
Spang! C'mon down for lunch, pizza!
Spang?
MAGGIE
(Calls down)
Hey Joey! You seen your brother?
JOEY (O.S.)
(Calls up)
No! Got enough on my mind mom.
MAGGIE
Spangler Haskell homework...
54.
Sits, hits her head with the papers with a cry. Scott hears
and kneels to her face level.
SCOTT
What's a matter pumpkin?
MAGGIE
Did you see Spang this morning?
SCOTT
No, with the late gig we slept in
remember?
MAGGIE
Yeah, yesterday?
SCOTT
I walked the girls to Mrs. Cahill's.
he was gone when I got back.
MAGGIE
But did you see him?
SCOTT
Course I did. We uh well we...lemme
see.
MAGGIE
(Hands him papers)
We both blew him off the other night.
Damn it honey, I think he ran away.
Dual realization...
MAGGIE SCOTT
The truck!
The garden is huge and lush, Spangler digs right in. His
cohorts just stare.
SPANGLER
Aww, the little princes don't want
to get their hands all dirty.
CHILL
No...
SPANGLER
Bet you never touched a shovel since
the sand box. Even then you probably
had an electric tractor.
SPANGLER
These dude, are weeds. They are the
enemy of these which are lettuce.
Like in the salad your cook prepares.
BO
AHHHHH! What the heck is that!
ANNA
(Picks it up with a
shovel)
That's just a potato bug.
BO
That thing is prehistoric!
BO
Slimey, shiny...
ANNA
He won't hurt you, very much. Well
it won't kill you, here...
BO
No thanks! No thanks! That's cool, I
believe you. That's it, I'm helping
in the kitchen.
CHILL
Your garden's awesome.
KATE
We grow almost all our food. We love
it and it really helps out since
Daniel's been laid-up. Where you
boys headed?
CHILL
You'll think we're nuts...We're
following this star.
KATE
Following it where?
CHILL
We don't know.
56.
KATE
Well I know what that is.
CHILL
What?
KATE
That's an act of faith.
CHILL
In what?
KATE
If you knew exactly it wouldn't
require faith. Something leads your
heart and soul, you follow.
CHILL
Only faith my mother has is the law,
Gucci, and me being a doctor.
KATE
When Daniel had his accident we were
struggling big time. Everything felt
dark. Then the neighbors got together
and helped us plant this garden.
Next thing you knew I had a job.
Everything grew.
CHILL
I've been seeing things, crazy things.
KATE
Well I think you have some magic in
you is all there is to it. What do
you want to be?
CHILL
How can I know that? I don't know
who I am.
Chill's eyes fill with tears and worry. She ruffles his hair.
KATE
It's okay, I know, so many questions
and it's a big world.
The house bustles with family and friends. The potluck table
overflows with homemade goodies, fresh garden vegetables.
BACK PORCH
ANNA
I want to make presents for momma
and dad, but it's a surprise.
BO
Whatya have in mind?
SHERIFF LOCKHART
Crap.
Sheriff swings the door open. The Grover's and the Denton's
await.
SHERIFF LOCKHART
Come in, come in, have a seat.
ELIZABETH
Have you located the boys?
SHERIFF LOCKHART
We may be looking at a situation
here. Which is why I thought it best
we speak face to face.
CHESTER
Situation?
JUDY
Oh, I don't like situations.
58.
SHERIFF LOCKHART
Nothing to be alarmed about, at this
point. Have either boys been troubled
lately?
CHESTER
Well yes there has been...
ELIZABETH
Why? I want to know what is going
on.
SHERIFF LOCKHART
We have reason to believe the boys
stole a truck. One of our Deputies
may have spotted them. He said there
was a third boy.
ELIZABETH
This isn't happening, not now. If
your Deputy spotted them why didn't
he stop them?
SHERIFF LOCKHART
Now no one is jumping to conclusions.
One could have nothing to do with
the other.
HAL
Sheriff, Bo and Chill are good kids.
ELIZABETH
(To Chester)
You coddle that boy! I'm running for
District Attorney for Godsake!
SHERIFF LOCKHART
Please stay calm, I will personally
handle this.
ELIZABETH
I won't forget it.
SHERIFF LOCKHART
We'll find them. Any new information,
I'll be in touch.
HAL
I can't imagine the boys doing
something like this, it just doesn't
make sense.
59.
ANNA
I'll be back!
BO
I was thinkin I don't want my mom to
worry. We need to call them.
CHILL
You can.
BO
What should I say?
CHIL
Whatever.
BO
Okay, later then.
SPANGLER
That dude can play!
(On Bo)
Bo my brother cheer up, it's a party.
What're you making?
CHILL
Puppets. We got a special one for
you to make.
SPANGLER
Okay cool. Cool day. Thanks for hangin
with me.
CHILL
Hey we're hangin together. Right?
ANNA O.S.
Hey you guys it's time for the show!
ANNA (O.S.)
Ladies and gentlemen, introducing
baby Jesus!
CHILL
(Jesus)
Uh, hello everybody, I'm the new
baby.
AUDIENCE
Hi Jesus!
CHILL
Uh, glad you could make it. Glad I
could make it. A little rough on the
hay, no room anywhere else, which
sucks. So now I'd like to introduce
my mother.
SPANGLER
Why do I have to be the girl?
BO
For Anna.
SPANGLER
Bull...
CHILL
Oh mother!
SPANGLER
(To Bo)
You're the one with the freakin
ponytail.
SPANGLER
(falsetto)
Thank you son, it's been a long day
and you have been such a good baby,
laying around all those goats and
things. Oh is that your daddy I hear?
Oh Joseph!
BO
(Joseph)
Hello dear, I just went to pick us
up some food for our first night
together as a family.
CHILL
(Jesus)
Pizza pizza!
BO
(Joseph)
No they don't deliver so far. How
about some, gruel.
AUDIENCE
Ewwww! No!
BO
(Joseph)
Okay you picky boy, we're poor you
know.
SPANGLER
(Mary)
Give him a break daddy, just cause
we're poor doesn't mean we can't eat
good.
BO
(Joseph)
Hey you're right wife. We can grow a
garden and have fresh stuff that
smells really good right about now.
AUDIENCE
Yay!
CHILL
(Jesus)
And for my birthday I would like to
just be with you guys, and for
everyone to have a good time...
CHILL
And be free.
He gets quiet. Anna puts her hand on his shoulder. She puts
her angel through the curtain but keeps her eyes on Chill.
ANNA
(Angel)
I am flying in to give you your
birthday wish, you are free from now
on, and here's your angel kiss...
(She kisses his cheek)
CHILL
Thanks.
BO
(Joseph)
I could eat a donkey!
SPANGLER
(Mary)
DINNER!
AUDIENCE
Yay! Whoowhoo! Happy Birthday Jesus!
The musicians jam again. Kate and Anna dance, pull up shy
Chill to join them.
LATER
The party has died down. The boys are splayed out on the
floor near the fireplace.
SPANGLER
Kate said we could crash here tonight.
BO
I'm beat.
CHILL
Yeah battling ferocious potato bugs
and all. I'll get our blankets.
Chill heads towards the truck when the JAGUAR cuts him off.
He slides into the brush.
DEPUTY BALL
(Into radio)
Found the stolen truck, don't see
the boys, I'll call when I find the
driver.
CHILL
They think the truck is stolen!
BO
What?
SPANGLER
Guess I should've called my bro.
CHILL
I thought you did!
SPANGLER
Not exactly.
BO
Dude this isn't fricken detention!
SPANGLER
I'll explain it to em...
CHILL
No! We need to talk to your brother
first, let him tell them it's a
mistake. But that Deputy is coming
up the hill now!
SPANGLER
I got this.
Stealthily, the boys pass the Deputy who heads toward the
house.
SHERRY
Hello there! Merry Christmas. I know
for a fact none of the neighbors
complained cause we're all here!
DEPUTY BALL
No complaints at all...I'm looking
for the driver of a grey truck parked
up the hill.
SHERRY
Hmm not sure, let's ask the man of
the house. Daniel!
DANIEL
Merry Christmas!
SHERRY
This fine looking gentleman in
uniform was looking for the owner of
the grey truck.
DANIEL
Not sure who that is. Let me check
with the guests.
SHERRY
Guess duty calls for you fella's all
year round.
DEPUTY BALL
That it does. Miss?
SHERRY
That's right it is Miss, Sherry to
you. Would you like to come in for a
bite? I made tuna noodle casserole
that's pipe'n hot.
DEPUTY BALL
(Smitten)
Oh now that's my favorite, no kidding.
DANIEL
The truck must be the boys.
(MORE)
65.
DANIEL (CONT'D)
They're not here right now. Must've
gone for a walk.
DEPUTY BALL
A Chill Grover and Bo Denton?
DANIEL
That's two of the rascals. I got the
musical run for my money with the
Spangler boy.
DEPUTY BALL
Spangler.
DANIEL
I'd say they were a team. Great kids.
SHERRY
Those sweet boys couldn't be in any
trouble now could they?
DEPUTY BALL
Can't say. I have to call in this
new info. When they come back, have
em wait for me.
DANIEL
Will do.
SHERRY
Hurry back.
DEPUTY BALL
What the?
DEPUTY BALL
Son of a bitch!
(Back to radio)
Sir the boys were spotted...Car
malfunction...Yes sir as we speak...I
will find them...Yes I know.
66.
BO
So was that dude going to arrest us?
CHILL
Probably.
BO
Geez we're getting good at pissing
that Deputy off. What now?
CHILL
Let's find a safe spot to figure it
out.
SPANGLER
Glad we had that swim. You guys were
startin to stink. Just so you know,
the gifted class smells just as much
as the challenged.
CHILL
Duly noted.
SPANGLER
Okay, now who says that? Too many
lawyer shows...
CHILL
More like too much lawyer mother.
BO
So what's the plan?
67.
CHILL
(To Spangler)
You have to get in touch with your
brother so he can let the Deputy
know the truck isn't stolen.
SPANGLER
No service.
CHILL
Damn, we have to get to a more
connected area.
BO
I'm beat.
SPANGLER
You! You're tired from what? Kitchen
duty?
CHILL
Yeah we're the ones that did the
manual labor.
SPANGLER
(To Chill)
You're good with words.
CHILL
You think?
SPANGLER
I know, comin from somebody that
doesn't read much.
CHILL
You're smarter than you give yourself
credit. I mean, has anyone ever tested
you for learning disabilities?
SPANGLER
I'm not part of the Special Class if
that's what you mean.
CHILL
No! Shoot, Yeats was dyslexic.
SPANGLER
And that means what?
CHILL
He was a great poet, but couldn't
spell.
68.
SPANGLER
So you think I could be smart?
CHILL
You are.
BO
I think you're both idiots, go to
sleep.
CHILL
In a weird way I'm glad this stuff
is happening.
SPANGLER
How come?
CHILL
Like maybe it's cool to not know
what's happening next.
SPANGLER
You think that star's behind it?
CHILL
Most definitely.
BO
I'm kinda missing my mom.
CHILL
You want to go home?
BO
You?
CHILL
No, I want to keep going. You guys
don't have to.
BO
Up to you man.
SPANGLER
I say stick together.
CHILL
Yeah?
BO
Yeah...me too.
(MORE)
69.
BO (CONT'D)
(Looks up warily at
the star.)
CHILL
That Deputy could be catching up.
SPANGLER
I'll take some back roads.
CHILL
(Hands him phone)
Spangler try your brother, tell him
we have the truck, it's not stolen.
BO
Where the freak are we?
CHILL
Not sure.
SPANGLER
Yeah I'll call at the next stop.
DEPUTY BALL
Sir! No up for hours, car's just
about ready...I'll catch up with
them.
DEPUTY BALL
Yes sir there was a third boy. No
the desk is not sounding good at
all.
(Hangs up)
Shoot!
SHERRY
What's wrong with a desk?
DEPUTY BALL
If I don't catch up with those boys
there'll be no choice in the matter.
70.
GEORGE
Hey there boys, need some ice for
that cooler? Wouldn't head down route
53 without it.
SPANGLER
Yes sir.
CHILL
I'll check out some food for the
road too.
BO
Get me some Jerky.
(To Spangler)
Call!
SPANGLER
Yeah yeah, Chill! Sunflower seeds!
TOM
Help ya gramps?
GEORGE
Yessir! Check under the hood.
TOM
Whose skate?
BO
That'd be mine.
71.
TOM
Any good?
BO
Alright. You skate?
TOM
Yep.
BO
Any good?
TOM
Alright.
BO
A lot a dirt around here, where you
find the space?
Tom puts the cap back on, slams down the hood with a sly
smile.
TOM
Meet me out back.
BO
What the?
TOM
They built a pond at this ranch before
the spring dried out. Once was a
pretty fancy place.
BO
Little dude you are smokin!
TOM
Gettin there.
BO
As good as you are at your age, you
should check getting a sponsor.
72.
TOM
You think?
BO
Heck yeah. Tell your parents to hook
you up.
TOM
No parents, just grandpa.
BO
Sorry.
TOM
We get along.
BO
Ya know here, I have more at home.
TOM
Really?
BO
Yeah, Merry Christmas.
SPANGLER (O.S.)
Yo Bo! We gotta go!
BO
He's so hurt.
Back on the road the boys sweat in the heat. All three sing
along to "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer"
SPANGLER
I went the farthest!
CHILL
Of course you did. Except I hit that
rock right past you.
BO
This is freakin crazy! It's so freakin
hot! Where are we going really?
73.
SPANGLER
Alright dude, maybe you did.
BO
I mean Christmas man. My mom'll be
so sad.
CHILL
Just a little bit more okay? The
star is really pointing now, see?
BO
I guess.
They drive through red jutting rocks and blue skies that
could only be called Gods country.
CHILL
Hey, the star is headed over there I
think. Check it.
SPANGLER
Whoa it is.
BO
Yeah but where is that?
BO
Don't even...
SPANGLER
It'll start up, just needs to cool
down a bit. I have to take another
leak anyhow.
BO
You just like holdin it.
SPANGLER
That too!
74.
SPANGLER
What the heck is that?
CHILL
Damn I think that's some old, trailer?
BO
In the middle of nowhere?
SPANGLER
Let's see.
BO
You are truly losin it. That spot
looks creepy, I got a bad feeling.
As they get closer they see a faded blue awning and barbecue
out front.
There are pots with succulents and cactus all around decorated
with Christmas bulbs. A trail blazer sits close by, this is
a home.
JEFF
I'll be damned. Hey honey, put your
shirt on, visitors!
MARCY
Well well well, look what the hot
air blew in. Welcome! Show some
manners Ruby say hello.
75.
Ruby bounds at the boys, nearly knocks them over, wags her
whole butt with joy.
JEFF
How you found us is a mystery to me.
Last visitors we had was...never.
MARCY
Isn't that the truth. But don't think
you aren't a site for sore eyes. I
was just longin for a new face besides
Jeff's old scruff. Instead I got
three!
JEFF
And I'm always ready for an excuse
to take a break. How bout some iced
tea?
SPANGLER
Sweet! Our truck overheated.
BO
What are you doing out here? There's
nothin around.
MARCY
Ha! We got the questioner gettin
right to it. Answer the man, I'll
get the tea. Don't tell'em bout the
animal sacrifices.
Bo looks panicked.
JEFF
Easy boy. She's a jokester.
BO
Oh yeah, of course.
JEFF
I dig for rocks and crystals. Marcy
makes jewelry. There's a new dig I
found. I'll be headin back over.
SPANGLER
Wow you must be rich!
JEFF
Ha! I am if you consider my beautiful
wife is going to give birth to our
first child. I'd say I'm rich with
love.
76.
CHILL
Nice.
MARCY
Here we go! Only had three glasses
so two get cups. Think your truck
will start up? Jeff is pretty good
with engines, he'll have a look.
JEFF
Course I will, I'm sure you boys
have somewhere to be.
CHILL
Not exactly.
JEFF
Lucky you broke down near us or you
may have been out there for awhile.
BO
Yeah lucky...
JEFF
Hmmm, I could use some help if you
want to do some digging with me?
SPANGLER
That would be so cool!
JEFF
And tell you what, you can each keep
a nice piece for yourselves.
BO
That'd be dope. I could make it a
present for my mo...someone.
JEFF
Hey no worries, I love my mom too.
We'll make your mom something special.
The barbecue is fired up. The work table turned dinner table
with a cloth, yet they all sit on the ground around the fire
to eat.
77.
Ruby, taken with Bo, stares him down. Bo stares back, contest
on.
MARCY
Oh you won't win. She's a master of
the stare contest.
JEFF
I don't know Marcy. This ones got
some concentration happening.
Eyes locked for a minute, the dog lifts half a lip, gives a
low, guttural, growl, challenge on. Bo can't keep a straight
face, cracks up.
MARCY
Told ya.
SPANGLER
Dissed by a dog man!
BO
Whatever. That's no normal dog.
CHILL
Don't you get lonely out here?
JEFF
There's always time back in the city
with family and friends. But we're
drawn to the quiet, the Saguaro.
There's some magic out here.
Especially this time of year.
CHILL
What's so special this time of year?
Just a bunch of expectations.
SPANGLER
Yeah but look at Daniel and Kate.
They have it rough, but they still
celebrate.
JEFF
And look at that gorgeous star in
the sky.
CHILL
You see it?
78.
JEFF
Can't miss it! Been hanging with us
for a few days now.
SPANGLER
The one with a tail?
MARCY
Sure enough looks like one doesn't
it?
BO
We thought so.
CHILL
But no one else that we've come across
sees it.
A long howl.
JEFF
Coyotes like it too.
CHILL
How about Jaguars?
SPANGLER
We've had some sightings.
MARCY
Hey, remember babe? They collared a
jaguar over by the boarder.
CHILL
You're kidding.
MARCY
Nope, first sighting in years. Those
big cats used to run wild in the
desert between Arizona and Mexico.
SPANGLER
Yeah but my friend here has sighted
one all along our trip.
CHILL
I didn't tell you that.
SPANGLER
Your poems dude, I read on a bit.
JEFF
So do your parents know where you
guys are?
79.
CHILL
Not exactly.
JEFF
You haven't run away have you?
CHILL
It's more like we ran after that
star. Then we just kept going.
ELIZABETH
Thank you Sheriff...Yes keep me
posted. Who is this, Spangler boy?
What kind of name is that for Gods
sake? Sounds like trouble...But how
could your Deputy lose them?...
Alright good bye...Inept!
CHESTER
What's going on?
ELIZABETH
It seems three teen-age boys were
able to evade an officer of the law.
CHESTER
So they're safe, thank God.
JEFF
I've been working this spot for the
past month. A Native friend gave me
the heads up on it.
CHILL
Awesome.
JEFF
Yeah I think we'll be coming up with
some great specimens today. I can
feel it.
80.
BO
What kinda stuff do you find?
JEFF
Amethyst, quartz, peridot, sometimes
if you're lucky, turquoise. But that's
rare at a site like this.
SPANGLER
That's what I'm gonna find!
JEFF
Two things not so rare, rattlesnakes
and spiders. Be careful to lift rocks
slowly and never stick your hand in
a hole.
BO
(Suavely jumps a rock)
Gotcha.
DEPUTY BALL
Sherry? Hey there, I was thinkin of
headin back for one more kiss...
It's hard work. Jeff shows the boys how to dig up then crack
open rocks in search of crystals.
Marcy hums to Jingle Bell Rock, dances while she rolls out a
pie crust. She flinches in pain, holds her belly, takes a
deep breath, rolls again.
MARCY
Oh stop you little worry wart.
(MORE)
81.
MARCY (CONT'D)
I'm fine, baby's lettin me know he
or she is getting ready is all. Just
kickin and dancin to the music.
MARCY
We are fine, aren't we?
CHILL
You have a lot of days like this?
JEFF
Sure do, these gems wouldn't have
value if you could just pick em up
off the ground.
SPANGLER
This is so cool can we do it tomorrow?
JEFF
Tomorrow's Christmas! Day of rest,
celebration, and family.
CHILL
A lot of hype.
SPANGLER
Making gifts. That was tight what
Daniel and Kate did.
CHILL
My mom has never made anything in
her life, she'd think that's a
terrible idea.
JEFF
I see it as a time of birth and
rebirth every year. Of new hope and
love. Jesus is cool. And I have to
admit, I'm a sucker for a celebration.
CHILL
Maybe you guys should just go home
without me. I want to keep going.
She'll never let me be.
82.
JEFF
What's she want you to be?
CHILL
Something that'll look good on her
resume.
SPANGLER
He's a writer.
JEFF
Really.
SPANGLER
Yes, we wrote a song together. We
can play it for your wife if you
want.
JEFF
Ah Marcy loves music.
CHILL
When's the baby due?
JEFF
A couple weeks. We'll be headin back
to town soon.
SPANGLER
Good cause she looks cooked.
JEFF
You're a pro huh?
SPANGLER
Three baby sisters, I'm a fricken
master. Hey what's this?
JEFF
Now that looks mighty interesting,
let's just see.
They all dig away and then it takes full effort to yank this
huge rock out of the ground.
JEFF
Would you look at that!
83.
BO
Are they diamonds?
JEFF
Whoa, no! They're a kind of rare
crystal, especially around here. I
can't figure this one out.
SPANGLER
Alright! Hands down, the coolest
thing I've ever done!
JEFF
Well there's one for each of you.
CHILL
You guys keep them. Marcy should
have one. Bo wants one for his mom,
and Spangler needs one for the girl
he's going to kiss. your mom.
JEFF
Okay well done! Lets pack it up, I
smell a pie.
BO
What kind? You can't really smell
anything.
JEFF
There's only one kind young man,
cherry, hmmm sour cherry pie. I smell
it as it floats in my mind for now.
CHILL
My mind says you're all loopy.
SPANGLER
Hey we're like four of the SEVEN
DWARFS hi hoin home with our shovels
and marching single file and all.
BO
Right on Dopey.
SPANGLER
You are so hurt.
JEFF
No hitting with picks!
JEFF
So you're the man in charge of this
outfit.
CHILL
No.
JEFF
From what I can see those boys are
gettin a little homesick.
CHILL
They can do what they want.
JEFF
Well sure, but they look to you. You
had to follow that star. I think
they followed you.
CHILL
You always dig for rocks? It's enough
for you?
JEFF
Some nights in the desert, the wind
blows soft, the owls hoot, the
crickets dance. I turn and Marcy
holds up a necklace she made with an
amethyst I found that day. She sets
it on that big belly, to show it off
proper. That, that's more than enough
son.
CHILL
Dang.
JEFF
What?
CHILL
Cherry pie. I might request that for
dinner.
JEFF
Think we could get away with it?
CHILL
We can try.
85.
JEFF
Hmm, sky's gettin a bit dark.
CHILL
Not our star though.
JEFF
No, not our star.
SPANGLER
You're goin ta be a great momma.
MARCY
Ya think? I sure hope so. I know I'm
in love already.
SPANGLER
Half the battle right there. And
you're older too.
MARCY
Thanks! I'm not so old.
SPANGLER
Old enough.
MARCY
Oh yeah? How old was your mom?
SPANGLER
Eighteen with me, sixteen my bro,
and the three girls she was in her
twenties.
MARCY
Sixteen, my goodness, amazing to
know what you want so young. I guess
you all grew up together then didn't
you?
SPANGLER
Guess we did.
MARCY
And she's still with your daddy?
86.
SPANGLER
They get along great. Said she was
born to be a momma and to sing harmony
with her love.
MARCY
You're a lucky boy.
SPANGLER
Yes ma'am, I guess I am.
MARCY
Ruby, bite this boy he just called
me a ma'am.
Ruby yawns.
MARCY
Good for nothin.
Bo protectively holds his hands over her ears. Jeff and Chill
enter.
BO
Hey hey hey, She's very sensitive.
JEFF
Woman! We want pie!
CHILL
That's right!
MARCY
After dinner.
JEFF
Chill here's got something to say.
CHILL
Oh, um, um.
JEFF
(Whispers, nudges)
Go ahead.
CHILL
We believe starting with dessert is
the proper order. Specifically, sour
cherry pie.
SPANGLER
Ya know maybe it's best not to piss
off a pregnant woman.
87.
MARCY
So I guess I can send you two outside
with a couple little slices of pie.
Then Spangler, Bo and I
(BARK)
And Ruby, can have ourselves a roast
turkey, with stuffing, gravy, mashed
potatoes and cranberries. Then we'll
have ourselves the pie with vanilla
ice cream?
CHILL
I suppose your way sounds better.
MARCY
You suppose right, so wash up you
two.
(Hands masher)
Bo would you go out and mash up those
potatoes I have in the dutch oven?
BO
On it. C'mon Ruby.
MARCY
Leash please. It's gettin dark and
we don't like her wandering the desert
at night.
BO
Yes...m'lady.
MARCY
Better.
BO
So anymore at home like you? Bet
you can skate. I'm gonna get a
skatedog. You'd like my house, my
parents are nice. Bug you nice, but
nice. Mom calls me her gourmet take-
out, funny huh.
BO
RUBY!
JEFF
Which way'd she go?
BO
Damn it's so windy it's hard to see!
JEFF
I'll go, you hang tight.
BO
No way!
Bo chases after Jeff. Marcy goes to the door, the wind really
whips. She wrings her hands, pushes the boys back in the
trailer.
MARCY
Well so much for mashed potatoes.
Too sandy now I'm sure. Nothing worse
than sandy potatoes.
SPANGLER
How did this happen so fast? You can
barely see out there.
MARCY
Darn fool, no jacket or flashlight.
He knows better than that!
I have an emergency light I'd better
shine so they can find their way
back.
Outside they can barely stand, she shows them where the light
is.
MARCY
This came out of nowhere! You can't
see more than a few feet in front of
you...What?
89.
SPANGLER
That would be your water.
Chill gives a how the heck did you know that? Look.
MARCY
Oh God this is early! We were heading
home in a couple days...
The Deputy's car crawls the same road as the boys. The
sandstorm in full gale. He spots two eyes aglow in the desert.
DEPUTY BALL
Hey there you! Look at you. Can hardly
see with all that sand, poor thing.
Let's see here...Ruby, you're okay
now girl, we'll find your folks.
Marcy grabs blankets and sheets, pulls covers off her bed,
throws down a ripped open garbage bag and covers with a sheet.
MARCY
This can't be happening!
CHILL
Here, let me help you.
SPANGLER
Shouldn't we go find your husband?
MARCY
Nothing I'd like better. But I don't
want to lose you guys too. It's crazy
out there.
SPANGLER
(Low)
Kinda crazy in here too.
90.
CHILL
I'll boil some water for
sterilization.
MARCY
I'm not ready!
CHILL
Sure you are. Spang help Marcy get
the bed together. I've got some
reading to do.
Jeff has wrapped himself around Bo. To speak means sand blows
in the mouth, but he tries.
JEFF
This'll pass soon.
BO
When? We have to find Ruby.
JEFF
No visibility past a few feet. Hope
she picks up on our scent.
BO
Oh right. It's freezing!
JEFF
And found cover.
BO
Man I hope she's okay. Poor girl,
must be scared.
DEPUTY BALL
Can't think of a better storm mate
Ruby. I'll look for your folks when
the storm dies down.
SPANGLER
(Whispers)
She okay?
CHILL
(Whispers)
Yeah, I think she's relaxing.
SPANGLER
You're sure she's breathing?
MARCY
Whew! That was a tough one.
SPANGLER
What was?
CHILL
That was a contraction.
MARCY
(Breathless)
It helps open me up so the baby can
get out.
SPANGLER
Oooohhhh. You were so quiet.
MARCY
Called concentration. It will get
harder. Where's Jeff? I could use
some ice.
CHILL
Go.
SPANGLER
On it.
MARCY
What's it like out there?
CHILL
Really bad, still can't see a thing.
MARCY
Chill, I don't know if I can do this
alone.
92.
CHILL
You're not. I can help you. I promise.
I'll help you count the contractions.
I'm a quick study.
SPANGLER
Here it is!
MARCY
Ooooh yes.
MARCY
Here comes another one...comin sooner!
Chill grabs a clock from the shelf. Silently counts and keeps
an eye on Marcy until she relaxes. Now covered in sweat she
gives a little moan.
CHILL
Good good, that was another long
one.
SPANGLER
I am so glad I'm not a woman.
BO
Jeff! Dang!
JEFF
I'm okay.
He leans back shuts his eyes. Bo pulls a scarf from his neck
and holds it tight to the cut.
BO
Jeff hey Jeff! Don't go to sleep
now, please!
JEFF
(Winces)
No no I won't.
93.
BO
I've never seen a storm like this.
JEFF
In all my years in the desert...
His head leaned back, mouth open, super snore. Until Ruby
licks him right in the mouth.
DEPUTY BALL
Thauua! Still raging out there.
Visibility's better though. Let's
see if we can make some headway now,
okay girl?
First checks radio, only static. The car makes a slow crawl
while the Deputy points a flashlight into the night. Clouds
of sand whip the air.
CHESTER
And to all a good-night.
JANA
Is Chill coming home?
CHESTER
Of course he is.
ELIZABETH
Your brother is giving us big
troubles.
JANA
(To her mom)
Do you love him?
ELIZABETH
Of course I do, Jana.
JANA
Not always.
94.
ELIZABETH
Why would you ask such a thing?
JANA
You're always mad at him mamma.
Always...rough.
ELIZABETH
(Loud)
I'm no such thing!
ELIZABETH
I just want your brother to do well,
to succeed.
JANA
I want him happy.
ELIZABETH
Life isn't always about being happy.
JANA
Should be. Maybe he'd be here for
Christmas.
Steve and Judy put a Santa sled behind the dragon, then a
red bulb on the dragons nose.
All lights out except the funny little tree with a few gifts
strewn underneath.
SCOTT
Honey he'll be home soon.
MAGGIE
But we didn't even know he was gone!
SCOTT
Yeah we gotta work on that. He knows
we love him to bits. Ya know he's
probably having a blast right now
and we're worryin for nothing.
95.
MARCY (O.S.)
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chill wipes her forehead down with one hand holds book with
the other, checks clock.
CHILL
Okay the last one was three minutes
ago and lasted about sixty seconds.
MARCY
How'll I know when to push?
CHILL
(Reads)
I'm not sure but I think the head
shows. I'll be right back.
SPANGLER
Crap! I know how to baby sit not
baby BORN. I'm freaking!
CHILL
You! Bad enough looking at the
pictures but I'm going to have to...
look.
SPANGLER
You mean...look?
CHILL
More than look. I have to help this
baby come out.
SPANGLER
You're doin good.
MARCY (O.S.)
Here we go again!
MARCY
I'm freezing! Blanket.
96.
CHILL
Bout half way through that one, keep
breathing.
MARCY
Longer, harder and sooner now.
CHILL
(Reads)
Then it's almost the transition,
that's...oh.
MARCY
The hard part. Doesn't seem possible!
SPANGLER
My God, then what was this!
CHILL
But it also means the baby's getting
closer to coming out. So just remember
that.
MARCY
Kay.
DEPUTY BALL
Somethin out there girl? Big rock is
all...wait a darn minute.
DEPUTY BALL
Stay here girl.
The Deputy has to fight through the wind. His head covered
by his jacket, he runs towards the rock. There he finds Bo
with Jeff's head on his lap.
BO
Help us, he's hurt!
97.
DEPUTY BALL
Okay son calm down. Let's take a
look.
JEFF
I'm fine, jusss dizzy.
DEPUTY BAL
(To Bo)
Where's the rest of the crew?
BO
Back at the trailer.
JEFF
Marcy must be beside herself.
DEPUTY BALL
Well we better get you to a doctor.
JEFF
No, my wife's pregnant. I don't want
to worry her any more than I have.
BO
Maybe Ruby went home to her.
DEPUTY BAL
Oh she's closer than that. Help me
get your friend here into the car.
Jeff and Bo are settled in the back with Ruby as the storm
dies down. the Deputy makes contact by radio.
DEPUTY BAL
Yes Sir I've found the boys...
The Grover's, with the Haskell's in the back seat and Denton's
in another car, caravan behind the Sheriff.
CHILL
Getting closer. I don't see how it
can fit through yet.
MARCY
God help us.
98.
SPANGLER
Amen to that.
MARCY
I wish we had some music.
CHILL
Hey Spangler get your guitar. That's
what you can do man.
SPANGLER
Yes!
SPANGLER
What should I play?
MARCY
Something Christmas.
SPANGLER
(Rousing)
Jingle bells! Jingle bells!
MARCY
No no! Something really Christmas.
SPANGLER
Okay, my mom's favorite then.
MARCY
AHHHHHH!
SPANGLER
(Sings)
Silent night, holy night... All is
calm...All is bright.
MAGGIE
Thanks for letting us hitch a ride.
SPANGLER (V.O.)
Round yon Virgin Mother and Child...
Holy Infant so tender and mild...
SPANGLER (V.O.)
Sleep in heavenly peace. Sleep in
heavenly peace...
CHILL
There it is!
(Reads)
You're ready now. Next contraction
you can start pushing that kid out!
MARCY
I can't! I'm too tired!
CHILL
Yes you can, deep breath and it says
to bear down. I think that's push!!
SPANGLER
Dude you're gonna have to catch it.
CHILL
Oh yeah yeah, okay then...I'm here,
I'll catch you. Hey it's head is
out! Oh my God oh my God.
SPANGLER (V.O.)
Silent Night, holy night...
MARCY
UUUUhhhhhhhhhh!
CHILL
Yes! There's the shoulders. I got
you little...Boy! It's a boy! Push
again!
SPANGLER
Look at that. He's a mess.
CHILL
No he's beautiful! He's perfect! You
did it Marcy! Wow!
SPANGLER (V.O.)
Son of God, love's pure light, Radiant
beams from Thy holy face.
100.
SPANGLER (V.O.)
With the dawn of redeeming grace.
Chill gently cleans the baby with a damp cloth. With extreme
care and acuity, he cuts the umbilical cord with scissors.
With wonder and ceremony, hands the baby to Marcy who puts
him to her breast.
MARCY
Oh Jeff! Thank God you're okay! These
boys worked a miracle, really.
JEFF
Look at you, coming in a storm.
ELIZABETH
What is this? What's going on? Where
are they!
DEPUTY BALL
Wow the whole crew! Well it seems a
boy named Chill stepped up to the
plate and helped bring a baby boy
into the world. Merry Christmas!
CHESTER
Chill did? How are they? I'm a doctor.
DEPUTY BALL
All fine, just fine. Must take after
his daddy. But I'm sure the little
lady could use some tending to.
SCOTT
What about our boys?
101.
DEPUTY BALL
That redheaded boy assisted. And
Bo's in there now too. I'll go get
them.
With the Deputy gone the parents stand in a semi circle and
shake their heads.
SCOTT
Our boys have had quite the adventure.
HAL
I can imagine there'll be some stories
JUDY
They're safe! That's all that counts.
MAGGIE
True words.
ELIZABETH
A baby. Imagine that.
SPANGLER
You were awesome in there.
CHILL
It was pretty great, right? I guess
it's time to go home.
BO
Yeah?
CHILL
Yeah. This is where the star was
headed, this was it's home.
BO
Where we were needed.
SPANGLER
Yeah and it pointed us together.
Hope I see you guys after this.
BO
My detention's not over.
BO
Dude! Best detention I ever had.
Your my bro now.
CHILL
Of course, and my composer. Let's
say bye.
Marcy and Jeff coo the baby. The boys knock, then peek in.
CHILL
We wanted to say good-bye.
JEFF
I can't thank you enough for what
you did for me, my wife and son.
We'll never forget you.
SPANGLER
Yeah well I don't think we'll be
forgetting you guys any time soon
either.
BO
So what's his name?
MARCY
We like Elijah.
CHILL
Merry Christmas Elijah.
DEPUTY BALL
Boys your parents are outside.
The sun is just rising, the star still shines through purple
sky.
BO
Sorry mom, dad.
HAL
We are too son. Trying too hard I
guess.
103.
BO
No you're great. I really missed
you.
SPANGLER
Me too.
MAGGIE
Oh Spang! I promise to pay better
attention.
SCOTT
Your brother might have some choice
words for you...
SPANGLER
Fraid so.
MAGGIE
We have to pick him and the girls
up. We're all going to the Grover's
for a Christmas party.
CHILL
What?
ELIZABETH
I canceled that other party.
CHILL
The Governor?
ELIZABETH
There will be other parties. Come,
Jana is excited to have new friends
come over. And her big brother home.
CHILL
No.
ELIZABETH
My patience is stretched Chill. You
know I've been worried too!
CHILL
No, I'm not coming until you hear me
out.
CHILL
Did you even know that I've always
loved to write? That I have drawers
filled with journals? It's so crazy
that tonight I helped a baby being
born! I caught him in my hands so he
could come safe into the world. And
now I'm all turned around. But that's
okay, it's really okay. I could even
start to like being turned around...So
now being a doctor is something I
might think about. The thing is I
don't know.
ELIZABETH
Of course...
CHESTER
Let him finish.
CHILL
Something happened to me. I had to
follow that star and not know where
or why. I felt a new life in my hands!
Now I want to feel my life in my
hands. Maybe I'll be a doctor that
writes. I don't know, but that's for
me to figure out. Or not! I'm still
a kid.
CHESTER
I can respect that.
ELIZABETH
(Long beat)
Merry Christmas.
CHESTER
She has been worried. Doesn't always
know how to show it.
CHILL
Dad? Don't think I'm nuts or
anything, but, do you believe in
magic?
CHESTER
We're scientists, it's all magic,
down to every particle.
CHILL
Thank you.
The jaguar blinks his green eyes, runs out into the desert.
As they pull away Chill looks back and smiles when he sees...