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F E AT U R E S
14 Tomorrow Came Early Time-Traveling Sleuth Sledge Hammer Finds the Future Imperfect Curtis Slepian

2 0 The Fall of the House of Cards Eight Puzzles That'll Deck You Margot Seides

2 2 Made in Hoilywood This Movie Quiz Is Rated PT: Perplexing Trivia Stephanie Spadaccini

4 2 Making Connections Is the Burr the Father of Velcro? And Other Inspired Origins Te r e s a F a s o l i n o

4 4 Wanna Bet? Favorite Bar Wagers to Trap the Unwary Marvin Miller

Find the Fake Ad Which of the Pitches Is Full of Hitches? (Answer Drawer, page ssj

P E M C I L W I S E
25 Marching Bands 31 Solitaire Hangman 36 Double-Crostic

26 June Moon: Word Search 32 Get the Picture? 3 7 To u r n a m e n t C r o s s w o r d s

28 DszquphsbntI 34 Lost Horizon: Maze 40 Opening Moves


30 Cut-Ups 35 Cryptic Gross\words ... and other pencil puzzles

CONTESTS
10 Seven-Ring Circus Step Right Up for Some Circular Reasoning

52 Contest Results Altered States, from January

D E P A R T M E M T S
4 Letters/Laundry/Events 46 Games & Books 55 Wild Cards
6 Gamebits 48 Eyeball Benders Rebus 58 Answer Drawer
9 Logic: Odd One Out 50 A Grandmaster Computer? 64 Eureka

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C o v e r P h o t o g r a p h Wa l t e r W i c k

2 JUNE 1985 GAMES


iAUNDGV
L enries If a reader finds a significant error of fact
or a mistake that affects the play of a
game, and we agree the slip needs to be
Envelope of the Month Can Yo u Lick it? laundered, we'll print the first or best letter
Speaking of stamps, I and send the writer a GAMES T-shirt.
think Harry would not
have approved of this Mistakes: April
one. Can you spot the *tn the Gamebit "Frieze Frame" (page
one error in it? 10), we gave the wrong prices for Aspen
Robert A. Sarno Enterprises' whimsical "Frozen Moment"
Providence, Rl sculptures (e.g., pouring milk suspended
Answer Drawer, page 58 in mId-aIr). The correct price range Is $50
to $100.—Ed.
Reading Matchbooks
The account of a mystery vacation, "Mur ★ The "Scavenger Hunt" crossword (page
A n n M . Tr a u l der on the Montreal Express" (March, 25) had me searching through the April is
Overland Park, KS sue a little further than you intended. Clue
page 14), was a delight, and leaves me
wishing there were bridges and trains be 35-Across says "Ciphertext for THEY in
Correspondent's Course tween the Hawaiian islands. But we do Crypto-Tricks #3." But ERIN, which fits cor
That parcel on your April cover must have have inter-island cruises, so perhaps there's rectly in the grid, is ciphertext for THEY in
been knocking around the world a lot long hope yet. Crypto-Tricks #2 (on page 28).
er than you thought! The English stamp However, I noticed that mystery-plotter Ronald A. Brauer

symbolizing Sheffield (a chef In a field) has David Landau mistakenly relied on a shaky Rochelle, IL
a marked value of 25d. The British haven't bit of evidence. Supposedly, the Mystery
used d for pence since decimalization went Express vacationers should have guessed ★ The idea of "It's Done With Mirrors"
into effect in 1971, when they started using from a matchbook that the murderer was (Wild Cards, page 55) was that the one
p for new pence. Apparently, your foreign left-handed. As a confirmed righty who false sentence among the four "historical
correspondent had been trekking for at slightly burned my left palm years ago, I've facts" would be the only one made up of
least six years before GAMES started publi since held matchbooks upside down. The horizontally symmetrical letters. True
cation! I'd check her expense account. resulting missing matches and the mark enough, sentence 3 was false, but so was
Roberta Knoblauch across the strike-plate in no way differ from sentence 1, which gave Buffalo Bill's birth
Lewisville, TX a matchbook used by a left-handed person. year as 1856, 10 years too late. (Do you
To n ! H a r n o think It was a sign from Bill himself that I
The envelope on your April cover is ad Honolulu, HI received my April GAMES on February 26,
dressed to a Miss Sally Forthe in Listo, Vir his birthday?)
ginia. I've checked a fairly thorough atlas, Ta n Lines John C. Campbell
and as far as I know, there is no such January's "Your Move" column (page 2) North Haledon, NJ
town. Does this address have any gave me a special chuckle. One puzzle (Continued on page 62)
significance? was based on the old gag about reporters
George Tolley identifying themselves as Mann of the
Wlillamstown, MA Wo rl d , o r Str i c k e n fr o m th e R e c o r d . H o w
Sort of. Our fabricated correspondent was ever, my favorite was your example:
a nonstop traveler, hence the pun on the Brown, from the Sun. My business card will
term "sally forth," meaning "venture on explain why. tf you plan to attend any of these events,
ward. " fVe made her a fdiss because we
write or call to check entry fees, dates,
kept missing her. Since she's always on sites, eligibility, etc. Include a stamped,
the go and has no permanent address, we Colorado Springs O Sun self-addressed envelope with your request.
punned the familiar Lover's Lane and REAL E S TAT E / B U S I N E S S NEWS If you know of other events suitable for this
placed her at Leaver's Lane, Apt. 4-N column, write to Events, c/o GAMES.
("foreign"). The town and state, LIsto, S/A,
are the Spanish words for "ready" and Ballooning The contest's up In the air at
"go."—Ed. the Wisconsin Dells Balloon Rally, June 1-
2, where ICQ filers will compete in preci
Stamps of Approval Diane Brown sion events and a mass ascension. Con
When I saw all those odd stamps on the Colorado Springs, CO tact: John Dixon, Box 117, Wisconsin Dells,
April cover, i thought your readers might Wl 53965, or call (608) 254-8751.
appreciate a real philatelic curiosity. If Cut and Dried Contests Gloria Rosenthal, an authority
viewed right-side up, the recent Canadian Since I am not artistically inclined, when I on the art of winning contests, will host a
jggyg gt igf) jg a pg,.. saw the "Altered States" contest (January, "how-to-win" weekend, June 28-30, at the
page 49), i cringed at the thought of cutting Williams Lake Hotel in Rosendale, New
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P O S T E S P O S TA G E f laume, once the and pasting. Still, I plunged in, and when I York. Guests can compete In a written con
r longtime editor and was through, i could think of a hundred test—first prize Is your weekend at the ho
J publisher of the Ca- other ways I could have put together those tel free. Contact: Williams Lake Hotel, (914)
Illustrations. I also learned something: If 658-3101 or (212) 427-1211.
(nadian newspaper La
(Presse. But look you ever have a similar contest, I'll wash Crosswords Cash and trophies go to top
; again—when turned my hands after pasting and before typing finishers at the First North Jersey Cross
J upside down, it be- so my fingers don't stick to the keys. word Puzzle Tournament, June 8, in Hack-
J comes a monkey Marsha Shields e n s a c k . C o n t a c t : B o n n i e S i r o w e r, N J P L , 6 9
f peering out of a hati Edensburg, PA Godfrey Terrace, Glen Rock, NJ 07452, or
Readers' "Altered States" will be found on call (201) 652-5894.
J R. L. Berzaitis
page 52.—Ed. (Continued on page 62)
J, Toronto, Ontario
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Editor Jacqueline Damian
Senior Editors R. Wayne Schmittberger, Will Shortz
Associate Editors Mike Shenk, Curtis Slepian,
Stephanie A. Spadaccini
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& e 1 T S
Edited by Curtis Slepian

To o b e e o r N o t To o b e e
To the uninitiated, it appears to be
nothing more than the top third of a
soda can—potential garbage. But to
those in the know, it's the Toobee, a
cylindrical wing that soars like a
Frisbee.
T h e To o b e e w a s i n v e n t e d i n t h e l a t e
1970s in—where else?—Berkeley,
California, but only recently has mar
keting of the flying can taken off. Too "Success comes with cans. Failure Toobee roll off your fingers. The more
bee was invented by Dale Klahn and comes with cannots." spin you put on it, the farther it flies.
Gary Upham, who-spent three years Although the lo-tech aluminum airfoil "It's great!" said world class Fris
and thousands of dollars experiment is only .005 inches thick and weighs bee freestyler Rich Reilly, 24, of Yon-
ing with cardboard, plastic, and metal just seven grams, the Toobee is an kers, New York, as he wowed
before bringing forth their brainchild. aerodynamic wonder. The world rec onlookers recently In New York's Cen
More scientists than salesmen (they ord is an astounding 283 feet, held by tral Park with his fancy catches and
hold advanced degrees in metallurgy Bob Pirie, a Boeing employee, who unusual throws. "I just adapt all my
and in aeronautical and nuclear engi s e l l s o o d l e s o f To o b e e s o n w e e k e n d s F r i s b e e t r i c k s t o To o b e e a n d l e t l o o s e .

neering), Klahn and Upham sold the by amazing Seattle Center crowds There's lots of room for creativity."
patent to Greg Stromberg, a Milwau with his long throws. If you want to become a cannois-
kee businessman in the can industry. Long throws come easy with the seur, send $3 for one Toobee or
In hopes of making the Toobee the Toobee—with just a little practice, nov $7.95 for three (they come in a mail
Frisbee of the 1980s, he is giving it its ice Toobee pilots soon achieve tosses ing tube that doubles as a protective
first full-scale national marketing push. of 30 yards. Just grip the can with the carrying case) to Toobee International,
Upcoming promotions include a na thumb and two or three fingers, point 6931 North 99th St., Dept. 2B, Mil
t i o n a l t o u r n a m e n t s e r i e s a n d t h e O f fi ing the heavier beaded end forward. waukee, Wl 53224. For more informa
cial Toobee Air Force Flight Training Then zip it from your shoulder like a tion, call (414) 353-7185.
Manual, whose inspiring motto is football, or, coming sidearm, let the —Mark Danna

U.S. National Open late last winter. ation in spin and deception. The top
The high-speed table tennis played by players use two kinds of rubber on
the 400 participants at the Tropicana their paddles. One side will be cov
Net Gains Flotel Sports Complex in Las Vegas ered with an attacking, spin-making
Quick—what sport will be introduced bore no relation to the pitty-pat game kind of rubber, the other with rubber
at the 1988 Summer Olympics in played by overweight campers. that deadens and absorbs the impact;
Seoul? You win a year's supply of the "These athletes train year-round," and they can twirl their paddles in
Games' official rice cake if you said said tournament co-director Dan mid-shot."
table tennis. Simon. "Weight training, jogging, After five days of dazzling spins, the
Cynics who see table tennis as calisthenics." m e n ' s fi n a l s c a m e d o w n t o a b e s t - o f -
mere Olympic fluff, on the order of "I practice 21/2 to 3 hours every day five encounter between last year's
synchronized swimming and rhythmic unless I'm sick or have a broken leg open winner, 30-year-old Danny See-
gymnastics, obviously didn't attend the or something," said Lisa Gee, of San miller, of Pittsburgh, and Eric Boggan,
Carlos, California, one of the top fe 21, of Merrick, New York, the top-
male players in the country. ranked American. Seemiller is short
The table-tennis players even and bulldoggish, Boggan long-legged,
warmed up seriously, slamming fore like an awkward flamingo. But Bog-
hands and backhands at their oppo gan's powerful shotmaking won the
nents, then stripping down to shorts day, 19-21, 22-20, 21-17, 21-17.
and T-shirts, jogging in place. Lan Exhausted and emotionally drained,
Vuong, of Los Angeles, did the All Boggan plopped on a folding chair af
shuffle as she prepared for battle. ter the match. "This isn't pinball, you
Not only is table tennis physically know," he said, panting. "If you play
demanding, but, according to Dan Si this game like a mere sport, you
mon, it's also "a more sophisticated lose." And then you miss your Seoul
game than tennis because of the vari- chance for a gold medal. —R. D.

6 JUNE 1985 GAMES


hearts from us. country it represents. Thus, a blue
• The number of skulls, broken whale-shaped California hugs a sea
Sneak Previews bones, and slashes are totaled to gen lion from the Pacific Northwest to form
erate the last category: trash cans. the West Coast; a frigate bird of the
After Indiana Jones and the Temple of Any four skulls, bones, or slashes are Northeast fits into a star-nosed mole of
Doom had sent the squeamish running replaced by one trash can. Two more, the Midwest. Without reference to the
up the aisles, the movie ratings board and the film gets a second trash can. printed solution, this American menag
instituted the PG-13 rating, which told One more, and it earns the lowest erie is beastly to assemble, but no
parents that a film so rated was prob possible rating, three trash cans. matter—the sleek pieces are a plea
ably not suitable for children under 13. Below, using Suares' system, we've sure to handle.
Despite this addition to the ratings listed our ratings for five famous mov The Logis, who now live in Austra
game, artist and book designer J.C. ies. Can you match the film with the lia, have produced the map in a
Suares thinks filmgoers are in the dark rating? —-R. L. signed limited edition. Each map,
even before the lights dim. "G and PG Answer Drawer, page 58 about the size of an open hand,
are barely adequate for separating comes in a wooden box and costs
movies with no sex and violence from rather more than a cardboard jigsaw:
movies with a little smooching and $1,350 in bronze, $2,100 in silver, and
crunching," Suares noted in a recent the gold, we're told, is in the if-you-
issue of Connoisseur magazine. "I have-to-ask-you-can't-afford-it range.
want to know at a glance what kind of For information, contact Australia
a fi l m I ' m i n f o r . "
Down Under USA Ltd., Box 20020,
And so, inspired by the stars and London Terrace Stn., New York, NY
other symbols used to evaluate hotels 1 0 0 11 ; ( 2 1 2 ) 9 2 9 - 3 2 6 1 . — C . 8 .
and restaurants in the Michelin travel
guides, Suares designed a more com
plete set of movie ratings:

¥
Romance Adventure Comedy
f
Friday the 13th, Part II
A Passage To India
Butch Cassldy and the Sundance Kid
Purple Rain
King Kong (original version)

Sex Violence Killings Trash Cans Art off the State


Here's how they work: Nancy Reagan need look no further
e If the category applies, the symbol for the perfect Father's Day gift for her
may be used up to three times husband: Fauna Americana, a sterling
{Starman, not so violent, gets one bro silver puzzle map, is both posh and
ken bone; Witness gets two). patriotic.
• If the category applies but is badly Handcrafted by Italian silversmiths
handled, the symbol is shown with a liaria and Angiolo Logi, each of the 33
slash through it. So Falling In Love, a pieces of the map is an animal, bird,
boring romance, gets three slashed or fish indigenous to the part of the Parts of America are Indeed beautiful.

The brainstorm for the contraption Thing, a kind of wide loop made
came to Stein two summers ago. of string or metal mesh attached to the
When his young son began playing end of a plastic rod. The loop is easily
Bubble Play with soap bubbles, he says, "My wife folded into a small jar of dishwashing
David Stein is bubbling over with ex told me about an old boyfriend of hers fluid, then stretched open by sliding its
citement. An architect from New York, who made big bubbles using a coat moveable end along the rod.
Stein is the proud creator of the hanger and a frying pan full of liquid Are Stein's bubbles biggest? The
Bubble-Thing, a device that Stein claims soap. I said I could do it bigger." Guinness Book of World Records has
makes the world's biggest bubbles. Stein's first model, a spokeless bi no category for bubble size, but Stein
cycle wheel that he doubts anyone has equaled his best
dunked in a small plas efforts: tube-shaped bubbles that are
tic swimming pool full 30 feet long, and big spherical ones
of soapy water, proved that last several minutes.
unwieldy. His second For purchasing information, write to
model was the Bubble- "Bubble-Thing," 817 West End Ave.,
inventor Stein is New York, N Y 10025. Buy one and
forever blowing then, when your bubble bursts, you
bubbles. c a n j u s t m a k e a n o t h e r. — C . S .

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** O I O O 7
MES CONTEST**

F O R M T H E H I G H E S T- S C O R I N G
SET OF SIX-LETTER WORDS
readim; around each
OF THE SEVEN RINGS.
f you're in the mood for a
challenge, just look
around — and around and
around.
The object is to fill in each
of the 24 spaces in the grid at
right with a letter of the al
phabet so that a different
six-letter word is formed in
each of the seven rings. This
is not as difficult as it may
seem, because each of your
six-letter words may begin
anywhere within its ring, and
may read either clockwise or
c o u n t e r c l o c k w i s e . To e a r n a
high score, however, you'll
n e e d t o fi n d s u i t a b l e w o r d s
that contain as many hard-to-
use letters as possible.
IMPORTANT: All seven of your words must be different. Add up the scores of your seven words to find your total
For the purposes of this contest, two words are considered score. Note that letters in different spaces count one, two,
to be different if and only if they have different spellings. or three times in your to
tal score, depending on
Acceptable words To be acceptable, a word must be recog whether the spaces be
nized by Webster's Third New International Dictionary long to one, two, or three o
(Unabridged), where the word must either be listed in different words.
boldface or be an inflected form of a boldface entry. Com
Example
parative and superlative forms of adjectives are acceptable BACONS 14
only if specified after a boldface entry; but noun plurals C AT E R S 8
and verb forms are acceptable if clearly implied by the in
SADDER 10
flectional patterns of related words. Words may contain
DARING 12
accent marks. A word is unacceptable if it (1) is composed
BRIBES 18
of two or more component parts separated by a space, or
BONERS 12
appears only as such a component part; (2) contains an COBRAS 14
apostrophe, hyphen, or period; (3) is designated only as To t a l S c o r e : 8 8
capitalized or usually capitalized; (4) is listed only as an
abbreviation or symbol; (5) appears only in the Addenda. Winning The entry with the highest score wins. Ties, if
any, will be broken by random draw.
Scoring Compute your score for each of your seven words
by adding up the point values for each letter in the word, Entering Send us your completed grid and list of words,us
as given below: ing the grid above or a facsimile, together with your total
score, name, and address. IMPORTANT: If you send your
A, E, I, N, 0, R, S, T. . .1 point each
entry in an envelope (rather than on a postcard), you must
C, D, H, L, U. . .3 points each write your score on the back of your envelope and circle
e F, G, M, P, Y. . .5 points each it. —R.
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A SLEDGE HAMMER

DETECTIVE STORY

CURTIS SLEPIAN

For a burned-out private eye,


the future was the perfect vacation.
Until he met his clone,

ir-k

IT WAS A HOT FLORIDA MORNING, THE


kind that would have driven crowds of tourists
to the beaches—if there had been any tourists.
But today was February 23, 1778, a couple of
centuries before the invention of sunglasses.
For two solid weeks I had been tracking my
quarry from the gut-wrenching cold of Massa
chusetts to the steamy backwaters here in St.
Augustine. Now he was 10 feet away, squir
reled up inside a plush Spanish hacienda.
Without giving any warning, I shouldered
open the front door and sprang toward the bed
room. The general, lolling in bed, didn't have
his wig or his dentures in place, and all he
could gum was, "Did Martha hire you?" The
little seflorita who was curled up next to him
spit out a few choice words slathered in salsa.
So George Washington slept here, shacked
up with some bimbo while his troops were
freezing their butts off in Valley Forge. As the
Father of Our Country pulled up the blankets,
I tossed him a 90 m.p.h. sneer and went out the
door to my time machine. Home was thataway.
Two thousand forty-nine had been a banner
year for Sledge Hammer. For the first time in
my life I had some dough in the , bank. Sure,
there were plenty of historical investigators in
the Los Angeles Yellow Pages, all with the lat
est model time machines. But I took chances
and got results. Like when I snuck up behind
Abraham Lincoln at Ford's Theater and saw
his wife Mary Todd, not John Wilkes Booth,
shoot him. Or when I brought scholars the con
clusive evidence that Alexander the Great was
a b e d w e t t e r.
Business was great but I was becoming less
p a private eye than a peeping tom of the past,
I going through all the dirty laundry of the last
I 10,000 years for a fee. If history was loaded
S with grifters, weirdos, and bums, the present
5 was just as bad, swarming with cynics eager to
S knock legends off their pedestals. I needed
p time off. Maybe, just maybe, the future was
i my future.
"Your client. Professor Wembley, is here."

GAMES JUNE 1985 15


iiyililLiiii'ii'ily'' ,1 * *« J

"It's a good thing I don't have any emotions," the robot


said sourly, "or I'd pull the plug on myself."
Velvetta, my compu-secretary, broke the spell. Sometimes seeing double: The place was'
the purr of her electronic voice was the only thing holding jammed with twins. I asked a
me here. Too had she had a solid-state chassis. salesman at the counter if I
"Tell Wembley he can take the George Washington file could have a copy made, and be
and shove it. I'm going on a little vacation." fore I could move he reached over, clipped part of my
I went home that night and packed the necessities: tooth thumbnail, and dropped it in a plastic container. I was about
brush, radiation-proof underwear, .45 automatic. Next morn to punch his lights out when I noticed a sign on the wall that
ing at the office I said hello to Velvetta, then turned her off. read "Clones Made While-U-Wait" and another that said "2-
I can't stand to hear a computer cry. Besides, now she for-1 sale." So cloning had finally been perfected. Every
couldn't spill to the cops that I was headed uptime. Hops body had a tennis partner and loneliness was a thing of the
into the future were supposed to he authorized. Tough. Let past. I told the salesman I'd made a mistake and left. It was
them try to extradite me from tomorrow. late when I finally found a place that copied plain paper. Af
I slid into my time machine and punched in A.D. 3333, num terward, I rented a cheap hotel room equipped with a narco-
bers of a poker hand that once won me a bundle. I hit the matic mattress, but I fell asleep the old fashioned way.
switch and closed my eyes. Next morning dawn rousted me from bed. I ambled over
A millennium later I opened them and wished I hadn't. to police HQ and handed my passport to a sergeant behind
Staring at me, dressed in an L.A.P.D. uniform, was a nine- the 4-D desk. Seconds later two cops grabbed me.
foot monster with blue skin and eyes on its fingertips. "You're under arrest as a genetic accessory to murder
"Where's your passport, buddy?" it asked through 22 and for possession of an unregistered clone."
rows of razor-sharp choppers. I didn't know what he was talking about but growled, "I
"You must run up some toothpaste bill, smiley," I said, want a lawyer."
flipping him my chrono-papers. A couple of hours later my mouthpiece slithered into the
"Another punk from the past without authorization. Make detention room. A screw told me he was a Fredlan, an alien
a copy of your papers and bring them to the Fourth- whose distant, quick-witted ancestors had survived on their
Dimension desk at police headquarters. Until then, keep planet by talking predators out of eating them. The ability
your olfactory organ clean." to put up a persuasive argument was passed along in their
Los Angeles hadn't changed all that much—except that genes. Fredlans made top trial lawyers.
every third person in it wasn't human. Crawling, oozing, "Mr. Hammer, this morning the clone of Janice La Deuce
hopping, squirming, floating, flitting, and flying up and was found dead from an overdose of nightmares. The police
down Hollywood and Vine were a stream of creatures that say that late last night La Deuce and her clone left Twice As
could have stepped out of my last 10 nightmares. Well, this Nice, a clone-swapping club on the Strip. Several hours after
town always did attract oddballs. I parked my machine at a they arrived home. La Deuce found her duplicate hooked to
nearby garage. The attendant, who looked liked like a ruta her dream machine, her brain burned beyond recognition.
baga with tentacles, said he was from the planet Vrealocipx- Apparently, the console's REMs had been turned up past
ilisd. I'd never heard of the burg. the danger zone by your clone, who La Deuce found in a
Not eating for a thousand years makes me grouchy, so I drugged stupor beside the body. A record check determined
walked into the first restaurant I saw, the Auto-Meat. The your clone was unregistered, and that's a felony."
cook behind the counter, a stainless steel robot with a lousy The Fredlan explained that the investigating policebeings
disposition, was serving up the special: medium-well ham interviewed La Deuce's butler, an Arqulian named Rast. Ac
burger produced in a glass vat by bioengineered bacteria. cording to their report, Rast screamed just before they
The robot scooped some out of the vat and plopped it on a knocked on his door. The instant after they knocked, he let
bun. I was too hungry to care. Scarfing it down, I heard the out a sob. When, immediately on entering, the cops told Rast
sound of harsh laughter. In a booth, two teenagers were about the murder, he claimed he had slept through it.
taunting their disoriented companion, none other than Napo My 'scaly lawyer said La Deuce was a rich dame who had
leon Bonaparte, a historical heavyweight I had run into on a everything: A condo on the asteroid belt, a ski lodge on Ura
previous case. Right now the little guy looked more con nus, and a Cause. She was one of the leaders of the Pro-
fused than he had at Waterloo. Clonist Party, an organization lobbying for equal rights for
The robot watched them for a moment and shook his head. clones, who were second-class citizens. Their opposition was
"Stupid joyriding kids. Traveling back and forcing past-lif the Human League, a collection of fanatics who wanted to
ers up here for kicks. One of these days they're going to outlaw the production of new clones and drastically curtail
create a rip in time's fabric nobody'll be able to repair." the legal rights of existing ones. The League was especially
The bored tinman told me earth was an open planet, with outraged by clone-swapping clubs, where a master and his
an anything-goes reputation throughout the universe, which or her clone met a master/clone combo of the opposite sex
was why the place was crawling with aliens. Earth was so for a kinky evening.
jaded nowadays that no one thought twice when the Pacific "If my clone iced her, why'd they arrest me?"
Ocean was dyed yellow as an advertising gimmick. Or when, "I'm afraid," the Fredlan hissed,"that under the law you
as the finale to a fireworks display, they blew up an entire are responsible for any crime committed by your clone. And
solar system. "It's a good thing I don't have any emotions," vice versa, of course. After all, you are really the same per
the robot said sourly, "or I'd pull the plug on myself." son, with the same desires and predilections, the same hab
With food in my belly, the next step was to make a copy of its and memories."
my passport. Halfway down the block was a store called The "Did the cops dream up a motive?"
Copy Center. The instant I stepped inside I thought I was "You past-lifers are a murderous breed. And your reputa-

16 JUNE 1985 GAMES


La Deuce found her clone hooked to the dream machine,
her brain burned beyond recognition.
tion for violence, Mr. Hammer, precedes you." Rast's entire race existed 3.45
I grinned at the compliment. "What's the penalty?" seconds ahead of human time.
"Oh, killing a clone isn't a capital offense, so they'll only Since they could anticipate any
surgically remove your souls and transplant them into request, they were highly covet- _ _
needy recipients." ed as butlers. When I reached Rast's door, iTopened before I
No one was taking my soul without a fight. They locked could knock. Rast stood in the doorway, his expressionless
me in a detention cell with some alien whose entire body was face flickering like a broken neon sign.
covered with a hard shell. He was in stir because a drunk in "Certainly, Mr. Hammer." he said.
a bar had asked him to roll over and crush some peanuts. "My name is Hammer, I'd like to ask you some ques
The alien got insulted and rolled over the drunk instead. "If tions."
I go to jail," the alien whined, "I'm afraid my mate will "I was upset that she had threatened to tell the police I
strike up a symbiotic relationship with a sand wort." I was an illegal alien; they would deport me from earth, you
couldn't work up any sympathy for an overgrown turtle. know. But I loved her dearly."
The next day, on the way to court, I knocked out my "Jason said you and La Deuce's clone had an argument
guard, retrieved my rod, then borrowed his ion-scooter and the day she died."
took off across L.A., the yellow line of the Pacific guiding "You're welcome. No, I'll shut it."
me. I ditched the machine and eased into the back entrance He closed the door just as I said "Thanks."
of the garage, but the attendant said the cops had towed my Back in the living room I watched a heavy downpour of
time machine an hour ago. I was stuck in the future, the acid-rain begin to sizzle against the sidewalk. The house low
object of a bogus manhunt: If I wouldn't kill a broad for no ered the lights and started to cozy up to me, fishing for com
reason, my clone wouldn't either. This mess would have to pliments over its shiny floor, lustrous paint job, and
be cleared up by yours truly. spacious closets. I didn't swing that way, and silently flicked
My first stop was La Deuce's house. On the street, I my cigarette on the floor. The floor yelled, "Don't drop
hailed a cyborg—half man, half taxi—who griped the whole ashes on me, you sloppy brute." I kicked Jason right on his
trip about the Raiders moving their franchise from L.A. to nuts and bolts just to hear him squeal.
Alpha Centauri. Which is why I didn't hear the front door open and La
At La Deuce's I rang the bell and a man's voice lisped, Deuce step in. Her beauty had the impact of a dum-dum slug
"Well hello there, handsome, what's your business?" from a .357 Magnum. Trailing her like an afterthought was
"I'm here to investigate the murder." a grinning man with a familiar face I couldn't quite place.
"Oh, that nonsense again." "Jason, you fool, why did you let in that killer clone? Call
Inside, the house was empty. "Where are you?" the police."
The voice tittered. "I'm the house, silly. My name's Jason "Hold your horses, sweetheart. I'm no clone and I didn't
and I run this place, right down to the smallest appliance. kill anybody." I lit another cigarette and tried hard not to
It's all under my control," it cooed smugly from hidden look all the way through her transparent dress.
speakers. I pulled out a cigarette and Jason barked, "Bruce, "My clone was like a sister to me," she started to sob. "I
bring the gentleman a light." A moment later an android want justice done."
minced into the room bearing an antique atomic-powered "Then give me some answers. Who did you and your clone
lighter. Bruce was built to appear young, but his synthetic see at Twice As Nice last night?"
skin was beginning to fray. "Only Wally Huffer," she said, pointing to her friend,
"Please be careful not to get ashes on my carpet," the "and his copy. They're our usual partners. But afterward,
house said primly. "Bruce just vacuumed." on the way out, we noticed your maniacal-looking clone lurk
The android guided me to a darkened room where the ing nearby. When we got home, I went to bed and my copy
dream console stood against the wall. Across from it some unwound with the dream machine."
goldfish glided placidly in their bowl. I wouldn't have mind Huffer volunteered that he had spotted William Willson,
ed trading places with them. Crushing my cigarette against an ambitious undersecretary in the Human League, loiter
the floor, I walked out into the living room. "I hate that ing near Twice As Nice. "I'd like to feed him and the rest of
dream room," said Jason. "The field seepage from the the League to the anti-matter parakeets of Betelgeuse,"
dream machine makes me dizzy. I'd have Bruce disconnect said La Deuce, her eyes burning like twin highway distress
my consciousness circuits in there, but my manufacturer fl a r e s .
would erase my memory in a silly millisecond if they found "She's really getting militant," laughed Huffer when
out." she left the room to change. Huffer was an Afterlife Insur
"Did you see my clone kill La Deuce's clone?" I said. ance Agent, dealing mainly with life forms that reincarnate.
The house hesitated.'T had a splitting headache that night "By the way, Mr. Hammer," he said, pulling out his busi
from running the food processor and didn't pay attention to ness card, "are you covered for paradox liability?"
what was happening. And Bruce was asleep, as usual." I decided to check on what La Deuce was up to. Plenty, it
"What did you think of La Deuce's clone?" turned out. She was calling the cops. I cut out through the
"She was such a . . . well, she had no taste. She was trying front door and ran right into ... myself. He was my clone, in
to talk the Deuce into redecorating my rooms in late 20th all my glory, down to the last whiskey-soaked chromosome.
century." The voice shuddered."But she had her good "You're a pretty fair imitation," I said.
points. She was devoted to her owner's telepathic goldfish." "Maybe even better than the original," he sneered.
I wanted to talk to Rast, and Bruce led me to his room, set "Well, buddy, you got some explaining to do."
off from the main quarters. On the way he told me that "I don't owe you a thing, pal, but you ought to know I

GAMES JUNE 1985 17


The hair on Willson's head began to move. Mr. Clean
Genes wore an extraterrestrial chameleon as a toupee
wouldn't kill a broad for no reason." Back in L.A., we located a
"How'd you get away?" feelgood bar in Westwood,
"I slugged a guard and came here to . . ." called Swinging Doubles, that
"Clear my name." catered to clones. It was Happy
"You mean my name." Hour but the place was about as lively as a morgue. The
After filling him in on what I'd learned I said, "We'd best gimlet-eyed pharmatender said that most of his patrons
have a little talk with ..." were hooked on a drug that amplified the superego, produc
"William Willson," said my double. "And we'd best..." ing powerful feelings of guilt and anxiety. When the drug
"Do it pronto." I didn't like taking advice, even from me. wore off, reality seemed better by comparison.
Hulfer had told me that Willson and the Human League Watching an X-rated Zero-Gravity Holo-Special on TV
were headquartered in New Plymouth, an orbiting space was a customer munching a basket of hallucinogenic hors
station, the better to be isolated from foreign contamination. d'oeuvres from the free buffet. I asked him if he knew
At LAX Spaceport, Sledge II went to buy standby tickets where I could get an unregistered clone made. "There's a
while I shared the waiting lounge with a guy headed for Dis- dupeman. Dr. Kratz, over by Laurel Canyon. Pardon me, but
neyworld, the amusement planet that used to be called are you real or am I imagining you?"
Mars. But suddenly, an alien security guard approached me, Sledge II and I went straight to Kratz's. But someone had
gun drawn. "Are you the doppelganger?" beaten us to him—Kratz was as dead as you could get. It
"I'm not a member of any gang," I answered, pulling my didn't take long to find his "Multiplication Tables," the rec
iron. I ducked just as he fired. There was a humming noise, ord of his clonework, but none of the clients' names in it
then a shriek from behind me. The Disneyworld guy had meant anything to me. My clone noticed that a page had
been hit and instantly transformed into a woman. The guard been partially torn out, with only part of a name remaining:
had a sex-change pistol! Before he could fire again, my clone iam Willson, one order.
tackled him and stuffed him into a trash bag in a pile tagged "Another dead end," said my clone. "Let's steal a time
For Disposal in Black Hole Garbage Dump F238. machine and hole up in the past."
During the hour trip on the space shuttle to New Ply "I'm not running through eternity," I murmured, the wail
mouth my clone and I got to know each other well—too well. of distant sirens reaching us. Then, slowly, an idea velcroed
He was surly, womanizing, obnoxious. Yeah, we were cast itself tightly to my mind. "I think we just struck gold."
from same mold, and by docking time we were at each oth Half an hour later I rang Jason's bell. "Keep away," he
er's throats. I never realized you could have a personality whimpered, "I'm calling the police."
conflict with your own personality. "Open the door or I'll shoot it," said my clone.
New Plymouth was high security, entry restricted to Type The door swung open. I stepped inside and immediately
A Humans, so I had to make the play solo. Posing as a po headed into the dream room. The goldfish were still swim
tential recruit to the cause, I had no trouble getting in to see ming, just as they had been when La Deuce's clone was
Willson. He was a heavy-set, confident guy with a voice as killed. If they had witnessed the crime, I'd be able to see it
oily as his thick mop of hair. We talked for a minute before I through their eyes by making telepathic contact. I sat in
mentioned that he had been spotted near Twice As Nice. front of the bowl and concentrated on the most intelligent-
Willson went white as a slice of Wonder Bread. looking one. Our eyes locked and within seconds I felt my
"I'd been observing the scum entering that den of iniqui self sinking, drifting, down into a watery abyss. Now my
ty. But at least," the creep smiled, "there'll be one fewer mind and the goldfish's were one. I was inside the bowl, sub
clone now. Not only do riffraff from every hole in the gal merged, staring out into the vast quiet room. A female gold
axy steal jobs from earthlings, but these counterfeit hu fish wriggled by. She looked good, real good, but I had a
mans are multiplying like rabbits. I've seen men so vain case to crack. I forced the fish's tiny brain to think back to
they've made a dozen copies of themselves." the day of the murder. Memories swam up. Sharing the
"Spare me the lecture," I snarled. "Self-righteous patriots fish's mind, I watched La Deuce's clone hooked up to the
like you make me sick." I reached over and cuffed him with machine, laughing. Someone else was nearby .. . shadows
the back of my hand—and then almost jumped out of my moving. I/It turned away. By the time we faced La Deuce's
skin. The hair on Willson's head began to move, flowed clone again, she was dead, her synapses blown like a 10-cent
across his scalp, shifting shape and color until it had formed fuse. Damn! The fish hadn't seen the murder. Wait. The
itself into blond hair with a ponytail, then dark flowing memories kept burbling: A shadow—danger! A hand
locks, and finally became a translucent amoeba; it squirmed loomed overhead—fish food was dropping. Mmmm. It tasted
off his head and scuttled across the floor, the bald-headed like sirloin steak. Now the lights in the room were dimming.
Willson scrambling after it, trying to coax it out from be The fish had begun to catch some shuteye.
hind a file cabinet. So Mr. Clean Genes wore an extraterres I released the mind meld and returned to my body. "I
trial chameleon as a toupee. didn't see the murderer, but I know who did it. Now give me
Joining up with my twin, we took the next People Interga- a glass of water, I'm dying of thirst."
lactic Express back to earth. Time was running out. I said, East had silently flickered into the room. "Gentlemen, if
"The only way to break this case ..." you'd stand back from the door, please."
"Is to find out who created me," said my copy. Exactly 3.45 seconds later the door exploded open. Two
"Then trace who used you ..." policebeings stormed in holding neutron bazookas, with La
"As the fall guy." Deuce and Huffer bringing up the rear.
"Would you please stop ..." "Put down the pop guns, boys," I said."You've got the
"Finishing my sentences." wrong men." Answer, page 57

18 JUNE 1986 GAMES


THE FRLL OF THE

BY MARGOT SEIDES
Photographed by Walter Wick
Just beyond the Temple of Diamonds shown on the cover,
Panama Bones and his band came upon the remnants of an an
cient empire once ruled by the royal House of Cards. When the
great civilization folded, all that remained was the ruined city
seen here. Before Panama leaves the historical site, see if you
can solve the eight puzzles it poses. Answer Drawer, page 58

■J

Tower of Power Casinos Royale Circle of Pretenders On the Warpoth


Who should logi There are four single-story gambling All but one of the seven face cards As protection against
cally sit atop the houses in the empire—one above left in the circle above left are coun invaders, the Cards
royal Tower of and three more on the crest of the hill terfeits. Can you find the single laid the Path of Spades
Hearts Monument, at right. All the casinos are made of significant flaw that reveals above left. Its one
far left—the identical cards, but only the two that what's wrong with each impostor, il logically placed step
king of hearts or were built by the same monarch are and name the lone card that's ping stone is booby-
the queen of hearts? identical. Can you find the pair? truly royal? trapped. Which one?

20 JUNE 1985 GAMES


Bridge Mix Down and Dirty Shrine of Honors Aces in the Holes
As an additional safeguard, the By deducing the Eleven of the 12 face cards The four aces—club, diamond,
Cards hid a trick in the swaying sequence in the are represented in the two- heart, spade—are buried on the
bridge. Intruders who stepped on G r e a t Wa l l o n t h e story Royal Shrine above. hill, top right. Each grave
the illogically placed card fell into hill, can you No card adjoins another bears a clue to the card that
watery depths infested with card tell exactly which card of the same suit lies beneath it, but no ace has
sharks. Which card must be card has fallen or rank. Which card is a marker of its own suit.
avoided? over? missing? Where is each ace buried?

GAMES JUNE 1985 21


Movie dialogue can run the Only the true fanatic is will
gamut from dramatic to ing to line up for grade B
downright silly, and the ex and grade Z as well as grade
amples below cover both A movies. In each group of
those categories and every c l a s s i c a n d / o r c u l t fi l m s b e
thing in between. low is one title that doesn't
Can you name the actors belong. Can you spot the
You saw the movie, you read the novelization, you and actresses who spoke o n e fi l m t h a t w a s n o t :
heard the sound track, now take the quiz! And find these snippets of semi- 1. An Alfred Hitchcock
out how much you really know about the business immortal dialogue? Can you movie?

of manufacturing illusions at 24 frames a second. also identify the films? Blackmail


1. "What a dump!" M u r d e r
Answer Drawer, page 61
2. "Take your stinking paws Scandal
off me, you damn dirty Sabotage
ape!" Suspicion

Love Story arrived on the


0
1 EHP
From the Little Rascals
3. "Snakes. Why'd it have
to be snakes?"
4. "Go ahead. Make my
2. A Dirty Harry movie?
Dirty Harry
Magnum Force
movie scene with the slogan and the Three Stooges to d a y. " The Enforcer
"Love means never having The Wild One and The 5. "Wherever there's a fight The Gauntlet
to say you're sorry." The Warriors, group portraits so hungry people can eat, Sudden Impact
Abominable Dr. Phibes, an have always held a certain I'll be there. Wherever 3. A Planet of the Apes
abominable '71 horror flick, fascination for movie audi there's a cop beatin' up a movie?
did it one better with "Love ences. See how many of guy, I'll be there." Battle for the Planet
means never having to say these gang or group, mem 6. "I always say a kiss on of the Apes
you're ugly." Can you name bers you can name. the hand might feel very Beneath the Planet
the films touted by these Who played ... good, but a diamond tiara of the Apes
slogans? 1. Riff and Bernardo, lead l a s t s f o r e v e r. " Conquest of the Plan
1. A long time ago, in a gal ers of the Jets and the 7. "She hate me. Like et of the Apes
axy far, far away ... Sharks, respectively, in others!" Escape From the
2. Just when you thought it West Side Story"! 8. "I'm loud and I'm vulgar Planet of the Apes
was safe to go back in 2. The four Ghostbustersl and I wear the pants in Journey to the Planet
the water ... 3. The five members of the the house because some of the Apes
3. He is alone. He is afraid. Barrow gang in Bonnie body's got to, but I am 4. A Ronald Reagan movie?
He is three million light- and Clyde! n o t a m o n s t e r. " Angels With Dirty
years from home. 4. The six original Dead 9. "I haven't lost my temper Faces
4. It's 22 years later, and End Kids? in 40 years. But, pilgrim, Cowboy from Brooklyn
Norman Bates is coming 5. The James-Younger someone ought to belt Girls on Probation
home. gang in The Long you in the mouth. But I Kings Row
5. They're young ... they're Riders (in real life, won't. I won't. The hell I Knute Rockne—All
in love ... and they kill three sets of brothers)? won't!" American

people. 6. The four girls who went 10. "If I hold you any clos
6. We are not alone. Where the Boys Are er, I'll be in back of you."
7. The night he came home. (Fort Lauderdale) in 11. 'There's a spider in
8. Never give a saga an 1960? there the size of a
even break. 7. The group that gathered Buick!"
9. In space no one can hear to mourn their old col 12. "Louis, I think this is You might remember such
you scream. lege chum in The Big the beginning of a beau memorable movie titles as
10. His whole life was a Chill! tiful friendship." Matango, the Fungus of
million-to-one shot. 8. The high school kids 13. "I suppose it'd been bet Terror, Rat Pfink and
11. All it takes is a little who were on detention ter if I'd never been Boo Boo, and SSSSSSS.
c o n fi d e n c e . in The Breakfast Club! born at all." But can you name at least
one film whose title:
1. Consists of a single let
ter of the alphabet used
once?
2. Consists of a single
The projector starts to roll, pronoun?
and if you're not still wait 3. Contains asterisks?
ing in the popcorn line, the 4. Has three exclamation
first thing you see on the points?
screen is the studio logo. 5. Repeats the same adjec
How many of the distinc tive four times?
tive silhouettes at right 6. Has no letters or num
can you identify? bers in it?

22 JUNE 1985 GAMES


ing Actor (1975) and 10. Only one of the follow
Actress (1968), and the ing luminaries has won
youngest Best Supporting an Oscar in a major cat
Amid the glitz, glamour, Actor (1980) and Actress egory (not counting spe Wedlock is an ever-popular
tears, tackiness, and endless (1973). cial awards). Can you movie subject. For better
acceptance speeches ("And 6. What was the only find the only Oscar- or worse, name the actors
I want to thank my mother western to win the Best winner in the group ? and actresses who played
for giyihg birth to me . . Picture award? Gary Grant Mr. and Mrs. roles in these
the Academy Awards cere 7. Only two films have won Paul Newman marriages made in Holly
monies mark many a mile all four top Oscars—Best Alfred Hitchcock wood.
stone. How much do you Picture, Best Director, P e t e r O ' To o l e 1. Mr. Blandings Builds
know about these Oscar Best Actor, and Best Ac Deborah Kerr His Dream House
winners? tress—in 1934 and 1975. A1 Pacino 2. Mr. Hobbs Takes a
1. The Best Picture award What are they? Burt Lancaster Va c a t i o n
of 1975 went to the film 8. Katharine Hepburn has Peter Sellers 3 . M r. M o m
with the longest title the most acting Oscars to Robert Mitchum 4. Mr. Skeffington
among all Oscar winners; her credit—a total of Natalie Wood 5. Mrs. Miniver
the 1958 Best Picture had four. Of the five Hepburn Richard Burton 6. Mrs. Soffel
the shortest. Can you films listed below, can
name both of these films? you identify the one for


2. What was the first color which she didn't win an version of Art Deco ..."
film to win Oscar's top Oscar? 4. "Erica sleeps in a T-shirt
prize? a. Morning Glory and bikini panties. There
3. The oldest Best Actress b. The African Queen W h a t ' s t h e d i ff e r e n c e b e are so few movies that
and Best Actor award c. Guess Who's Coming tween a movie that gross deal with recognizable
winners received their to Dinner es $15 million a week and people that this detail
Oscars for roles in the d. The Lion In Winter one that plays to empty alone is enough to pick
s a m e fi l m i n 1 9 8 1 . W h o e. On Golden Pond drive-ins? Often it's what up one's spirits. Erica
were they? 9. John Ford, with four the critics say about them. works part-time in a
4 . T h e fi r s t B e s t A c t r e s s Best Director awards, The excerpts below were SoHo gallery and lives
winner (in 1928) still car holds the record in that taken from Pauline Kael's in an East Sixties high
ries the distinction of be category. Which of these reviews for The New rise, with her stockbro
ing the youngest to win fi v e F o r d fi l m s d i d n o t Yo r k e r. A l l t h e fi l m s w e r e ker husband and their
in that category. The bring Ford an Oscar? released in the 1970s or fourteen-year old daugh
youngest Best Actor won a. The Informer 1980s, all but one are ter, Patti."
more recently, in 1977. b. Stagecoach American films, and most 5. "The greatest misfit in
Can you name them c. The Grapes of Wrath were highly successful at movie history makes a
both? d. How Green Was My the box office. Can you comeback ... Monster,
5. Now see if you can name Valley identify all of them? pet, misunderstood kid,
the oldest Best Support e. The Quiet Man 1. "This film is a vindica unrequited lover, all in
tion of village crazies. one grotesquely over
Those people always sized body ..."
give you the feeling 6. "Dorothy doesn't take
they know something herself as seriously as
you don't, and in this Michael, the artist
We've captured six well- scientific fairy tale it (who's all nerves), takes
known Hollywood stars in turns out they do. God himself. She has a much
the midst of some of their is up there in a crystal- less knotted personality
early forays into filmdom. chandelier spaceship, than he has—he allows
Name the actors in each and He likes us." her to have the charm
photo and, if you can, the 2. "In a gesture toward he denies himself."
fi l m s t h e s e s h o t s w e r e t a k equality of the sexes, 7. "The film might be tak
en from. the high-school-cheer ing place in the lustrous
leader princess-in-dis- dreams of a man who
tress talks tomboy- had gorged, happily, on
tough—Terry Moore action movies—on Death
with spunk." Wish and Death Race
3. "This movie has a new 2000 and Walking Tall,
subject matter: how the on samurai epics, on im
financially pinched sev ages of Vikings, Apach
enties generation that es, sado-masochists, and
grew up on TV attempts hot-rodders. ... Set in a
t o fi n d i t s o w n f o r m o f post-apocalyptic Waste
beauty and release. The land, the film is a mu
Odyssey itself has a tant, sprung from
plastic floor and sug virtually all action
gests a TV-commercial genres."
Associate Editor Stephanie Spadaccini's favorite movie is "All About Eve."

GAMES JUNE 1985 23


Marching Bands by Mike Shank

The words in this puzzle march around the grid In two ways. For example. Band "A," when filled, will contain six consecu
In one formation ("Rows"), words march across—two words tive words (a through f) starting In square "A" and reading
for each numbered line, reading consecutively from left to around the perimeter of the grid. Band "B" will contain a se
right. The dividing point between these answers Is for you to ries of seven words (a through g) starting In square "B."
determine, except In row 7, where the words are separated Again, the dividing point between these answers Is for you to
by a black square. In the second formation ("Bands"), words determine. All clues are given In order. When the puzzle Is
march around each of the six shaded and unshaded bands, completed, each square In the grid will have been used once
starting at the lettered squares (A, B, C, D, E, and F) and In a Row word and once In a Band word.
proceeding In a clockwise direction, one word after another. Answer Drawer, page 60

C U D 1
A
c m D
1 a Obscure A a Donald, to Dewey
B
b Sounded the hour 2 b Famed Greek
mathematician
C c Playground site (hyph.)
2 a Mild cheese
3 d Makes cartoons
b Luxury apartment
e English town of Derby
D
r e n o w n
4
3 a A M PA S s t a t u e t t e f Tap-dance style (hyph.)
b State capltol parts E
5 B a Make moist
b What "mini-" means
4 a Airfield building F

b Approval 6 c Secret Chinese group


d Supermarket vehicles


e Foundation
5 a Swills the swine 7 f Hawaiian island
b First SST
g Eucalyptus eaters
8

6 a Hot pepper sauce C a Item of Inducement


b Tell a story b Like a minor
9
c Salty dog
d Lot size
7 a Obligatory 10 e Soils
b Pint-sized
f Diamonds, essentially
11
8 a Approval D a " Wa l t e r ! " i n a b i s t r o
b Private chat (hyph.) b I s o l a t e d c o n fi n e m e n t
1 2
c Loyal
d Airline porter
9 a Moral degenerate 13
b Negotiations go-
E a Candle holder
between
b Put down
c Hams It up
10 a Health spa worker 11 a S t a g e c o a c h a t t e n d a n t 1 2 a " a l i v e ! " 1 3 a Spain's monetary unit
b Cruel leader b Freight b Modern art type b Arabian tower F a Tightly restricted

GAMES JUNE 1985 25


June Moon ★ by Edith Rudy
A Heavenly Word Search
Maybe we're just going through a phase, but ever since con always In a straight line. There is, however, one shining differ
structing this word search we've had a longing for green ence: The word moon is always represented by the sym
cheese. Each of the 40 words and phrases below, all contain bol . Should your frustration wax while your patience
ing the word moon, is hidden in the grid in regular word- wanes, you'll find the full solution in the Answer Drawer,
search fashion—horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, but page 60.

D R L L

M A N E T N E

R T H 0 F
T T E H 1 N

G 0 J 8 E T 8

E G G U K 0 V

E R E L Y A H T

H P B 0 1 U 8 N G

T A 8 8 W H Q J D A

C 1 T 1 8 T J 1 B

8 J E A M H G A 1 J

J E N T M E 8 M W E

1 H T A H J H J A H N

M T N N N A U T 8 T H

U C 1 H 0 A N 8 N R T A
M N 0 1 8 1 D U 0 8 0 L
E- T E 8 T T R 8 A M P 0 F S
A H N 8 N Z H J 1 D R T H J J

H E E 1 1 A J G T X A E N 8 C D

M J E M M P H 0 1 N P R V Y J 0 A
N D M J U P C H 8 L E E N N R R 0 E
8 8 Y 0 U A H 8 1 F J C N K 1 N E K

0 W Y 0 U 8 8 C V T A P 1
Y T H 1 N E E G H 8 A E
A R E R M U G C P 8

C H 1 1 R R 0

J F B A L E M

U C B H N J K E

S 8 F R 0 M 0 A E Y L A 1

D E 8 R E W 0 L F J A D U V E E A N R

T U R E D N 1 L B J 8 1 M N J 8 T 0 N E W M J

E N R E V E R E N D 8 U N M Y U N G J D T 0 L 1 P J

E 8 R L A N Y 0 B Y L E W K L A W J 1 8 H c A R R

0 J 0 V E R M 1 A M 1 L L L H A R V E 8 T J

E J E H T F 0 E D 1 8 K R A D H D 1 T

F U L L J H N R K C U R t 8 J

U E 8 1 R J D Y

CRESCENT MOON MOONFISH MOON PILOT MOON UNIT


DARK SIDE OF MOONFLOWER MOONQUAKE ZAPPA
THE MOON MOON FOR THE MOONRAKER ^100N WALK
FULL MOON MISBEGOTTEN MOON RISE PA P E R M O O N
GIBBOUS MOON MOONLIGHT IN MOON RIVER REVEREND SUN
HALF-MOON VERMONT MOONSCAPE MYUNG MOON
COOKIES MOONLIGHT MOONSEED SHOOT THE MOON
HARVEST MOON SONATA MOONSET THE HONEYMOONERS
MAN IN THE MOON MOON MAID MOONSHINE THE MOON AND
MOONBEAM MOON MISSION MOON SHOT SIXPENCE
MOONBLIND MOON MULLINS MOONSTONE THE MOONGLOWS
MOON-EYED MOON OVER MIAMI MOONSTRUCK THE MOON IS BLUE

26 JUNE 198S GAMES


Through the Hoops
43 Lloyd's and 8 " this way"
Allstate (carnival cry)
1 Wire-haired terrier 46 Gridiron plays 9 Bounce
of moviedom 47 Witness 1 0 1 9 8 4 fi l m in
5 Pops' partners 48 " Yo u nothin' the Heart
9 Nursery rhyme but a . . 11 I t h a s I t s
Jack 49 Big Top privileges
14 Kind of play attraction: 12 Poker stake
or tip 3 wds. 13 Exam
15 Do magazine 57 Orphans 21 Less damp
work 58 Gas tank 22 Gin mixer
16 Woodshop tool problem 25 Singer Page
1 7 P r o v i n c e W. o f 59 Small amount 26 Wan
Sask. 60 Bicker 27 Legal claims
18 Comstock 61 Behind schedule 28 Trot and
19 Raises Cain 62 Ship's mates pace
2 0 Tr a v e l e r ' s 63 Sea World 29 Foot part
purchase: performers 30 Mexican
3 wds, 64 "Leave as Is" snacks
23 Son of Zeus mark 31 Dallas's
24 " for the 65 Hardy heroine Miss

money . . 32 Staggers
25 Faded 34 Luminary
28 Diiiinger, 37 Hurrah
for one 1 Distant 3 8 Te h e r a n
33 Parenthetical 2 Han of Star Wars native
remark 3 Peace Nobellst 39 Limit
34 Bombay dress Desmond 44 Handy
3 5 Ta v e r n d r i n k 4 M ' A ' S ' H a c t o r. 45 Delia and
36 Line near Fort 2 wds. Peewee Answer Drawer, page 60
Yu k o n : 3 w d s . 5 Unfroze 46 Strike tactic
40 Nero's X 6 Scents 48 Marble 50 Jackrabbit 53 . as a pin 55 Salt Lake City
41 Biblical verb 7 Below-the-knee 49 " the night 51 Latvia's capital 54 Part of a nuclear team
42 Lubricate again skirt before ..." 52 Misfortunes reactor 56 Maxims

P's and Cues by James Contrucci

Pencil pushers and pen pals should find this quiz picture per pie, the clue "Electricity generating station" would yield the
fect. The answer to each clue Is a two-word phrase, title, or answer power plant. If you find yourself getting Into p soup,
name In which both words begin with the letter p. For exam- see the Answer Drawer, page 61.

1. Rat ridder of Hamelin 11. Publishing equipment

2. Words on a "No Trespassing" sign 12. Automatic musical Instrument

3. Boardwalk's Monopoly partner 13. Journalism award

4. Never Land's flying boy 14. Famed modern artist.

5. Stingy fellow 15. Place to get a slice of Sicilian.

6. It's smoked at a powwow. 16. '60s soap opera

7. Cartoon cat with a Mancini theme , 17. Words on a recent invention.

8. Package mailing category. 18. "How Much Is That Doggy .. .?" singer.

9. Stimulant tablets 19. John Bunyan book

10. Colorado mountain. 20. He said "That's all, Folks!"

GAMES JUNE 1985 27


Dszquphsbnt! by Sally Porter

Below are seven messages—consisting of pithy sayings, fas to the next, and the level of difficulty increases as you pro
cinating facts, and a cartoon gag—that have been translated gress. An asterisk (*) indicates a proper noun.
into simple code alphabets. Letter substitutions remain con Clues are given at the bottom of the page to provide assis
stant throughout any one cipher, but change from one cipher t a n c e i f y o u n e e d i t . A n s w e r D r a w e r, p a g e 6 0

1. CRYPTOON 4 . G O O D AT T I T U D E

NTKGDH PRRDGB DGVPXGY


P AMER TMY AGPK UMYER
ZRWWVKBL , XTUX FYTZG
GXCCWD PQ TMY RPRD'A
JGZVMLG Z Y V N P LW G K UTSG
KAMC WXAPDV XEE AGMKW
PXG GRYQ PXGTY VGD.
- " E PAW GBMRYZAK!

5 . G O O D TA S T E
Y
STRIKE RX ASPROWNY

ARKYITNZ VU AGNXY WK

YSTLPWKM XRRZ SZZY IL SE

NKZ RX ZSU ER

M 8 Y EG R K RTWA S P XWMION.

6. FICKLE FASHION

RNBVKNHGH JXLZGBTZGD

J DKOV XTOH B LPGD

JTDGXLKBG STFWGH JNMX

STBBG SGM DLFWB TON

XKZT XLLSB.

2 . H O N E S T LY !
7. POSSESSIVE

R GPKPI BRB QRKP NGUAZBU PRIDE S H Y, YOUNLOY ITHLIK

D P F F. R EWXJ JZFB JDP


GTUOD GHOK, YMHNPG
JIWJD NGB JDPU JDZWQDJ
NTKO TROYME IRM KEKG

RJ VNX D P F F. —*DNMU GRIIRPKOV V L S G LV.


* J I W T N G .
TIPS AND CLUES
Cipher 1: The commonest word with pattern RPRD'A is DIDN'T.
3 . D A F F Y- N I T I O N Cipher 2: Compare ciphertext JDP, JDPU, and JDZWQDJ. The first of
these is THE.

BGGNPNUNBH NKGXHHNDXKUX: Cipher 3: A four-letter word with the same first and last letter is often
T H A T.

ZBUYNKXV G'YBG VXXZ GM Cipher 4: Note that ciphertext C appeal o 11 times, four times at the
end of a word but never at the start. Try an E.
Cipher 5: Compare ciphertext RX and XRRZ. The doubled R is likely to
G Y N K T, MG FNG RNVLHBJXR be an 0.

Cipher 6: A letter that appears frequently in the next-to-iast position


WJ LSLNH FNGY UGNW is often an E.
Cipher 7: The five vowels (A to U) are represented by ciphertext H, K,
K M G X V. L, R, and U, but not necessarily in that order.

28 JUNE 1986 GAMES


Minor Alterations by Lois Sidway

46 Passing fancy 10 Old saying


CITTTTt 4 7 To t a l 11 N e v a d a r e s o r t

eeeeeI
1 Sign up 48 Mug for the town
5 instance camera?: 5 wds, 12 The Green
9 Winter wear 57 Each Hornet's vaiet
14 Simplicity 58 Stumble 13 Actor Arkin
15 Leave out 59 H-beam's 21 Buggy power
16 Perfect next-of-kin 22 Jaciyn or Bubba
17 Airline attendant, 60 S l o w, i n m u s i c 25 Direct attention
for short 61 Meanle (to)
18 Gardener's moss 62 Response to the 26 Dodge
19 Jolly old elf Little Red Hen: 27 Quasimodo's city 34

20 Requirement for 2 wds. 28 "This round's


Cinderella?: 63 Nibbled at ": 2 wds.
5 wds. 64 Bard 2 9 T h o m a s , o f E . T.
2 3 Miss Brooks 65 Twilight time 30 Pre-game stake
24 One of the 31 Excuse
Stooges 3 2 mignon
25 Spread the word 33 Highway robbery,
29 Greet with cheers 1 Be droll to some
3 1 To w a r d t h e r e a r 2 Courtroom vow 35 Former president
34 Linda of Dynasty 3 "... blue skies of Mexico
35 Tiny depression do ": 2 wds. 36 Fragrance
36 Mishmash 4 Brokaw's 38 Role for Valerie
37 Pickied rustic?: broadcast Harper
4 wds. 5 Quit the easy way: 39 Foe
40 Actress Adams 2 wds. 44 Arizona has a
41 Fabied ioser 6 Bedouin prince grand one
42 Prize-giver of 7 Anna's home 45 Henson creation Answer Drawer, page (
Stockholm away from home 46 Strong point
43 Thing, in law 8 " , Brute?": 47 Steeple 49 Eye part 52 Jason's ship 55 Best musical of
44 Comfortable 2 wds. 48 Cosmos 50 Pup's shelter? 53 Discovery 1983
45 Deserves 9 Hotter than a s u p e r s t a r, o n c e 51 Wireless word 5 4 Ben Adhem 56 Actor Estrada

Playing House i r i t by Frederick Kock

Here's a chance to put your house in order—actually, quite a word phrase ending with house. For example, one + p would
few houses. By scrambling the word-and-ietter combinations lead to OPEN house, while awe + r would lie warehouse. Can
below, you'll get the first half of a compound word or two- you finish the housework? Answer Drawer, page 60

1. LOT + L_ 10. ROPE + A

2yNET + P 11. TOUR + 0

3. OLD + L 12. WORE + P

4. RAM + F 13. COOLS + H

5. RIB + D 14. TOPER + R

6. DOUR + N 15. TAINTS + 0

7. HILT + G le.GORDIAN + B

8. HOUR + G 17. ANGELIC + R_

9. REST + 0 18. GESTURAL + H

GAMES JUNE 1985 29


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Solitaire Hangman by R. Wayne Schmittberger

As in the two-player version of Hangman, the object of this solitaire


LETTER CHART
challenge is to guess the identity of a word before being "hanged."
To begin, choose any letter of the alphabet you think might be in II IV V VI VII VIII I X X
word I. Suppose you pick n. Go to the letter chart on the right and
find the number listed in row n of column I (because you are working A 7 3 3 67 28 19 6 3 51 3 6 16 2 6
on word I). The number is 15; you now look in box number 15 in the
Position Chart at the bottom of the page and find the number 4. This B 76 53 10 14 72 4 7 11 26 71 67
means the letter n occurs in the fourth position (and nowhere else) in
word I. If a letter occurs more than once in a word, the Position Chart C 68 71 2 9 4 7 67 40 81 11 37 22
will show all its locations.
D 18 57 37 76 16 2 6 7 59 4 4 15
If you find a 0 in the Position Chart, then that letter does not appear
In the word. As a penalty for an incorrect guess, you must
E 26 14 50 1 72 18 39 74 64 29
draw part of a stick figure below the scaffold beside the
word blanks. On your first incorrect' guess, draw the head; F 53 74 33 18 27 68 45 14 29 7
on the second, the body; and on the next four, the arms and
-L legs. If you complete the figure (that is, make six incorrect G 9 44 67 29 62 14 75 7 36 5

guesses) before identifying the word, you are "hanged."


If you can identify seven of the 10 words below, before being H 59 79 48 7 18 76 44 61 55 33
" h a n g e d , " y o u ' r e a r e a l p r o . A n s w e r D r a w e r, p a g e 6 0
1 43 12 31 71 53 3 72 67 18 4 2

J 22 36 74 66 14 50 33 7 7 3 6 16

[\1 K ■11 61 16 18 29 33 29 22 45 68

L 72 38 2 6 6 2 36 11 67 71 30 18

M 47 59 14 72 2 61 7 45 50 26
1 2 3 4 5 6 7

N 15 70 22 33 41 56 72 3 7 6 56

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 0 2 3 81 61 2 5 3 4 20 26 69 8 48

I V. P 52 4 37 68 74 29 14 59 73 11
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
Q 3 3 68 22 11 45 76 26 16 7 72
V.
1 2 4 R 71 7 13 36 49 37 58 63 22 78
3 5 6 7

VI. S 80 45 54 60 7 4 71 32 14 59

1 2 3 4 5 6 7
T 56 29 7 2 6 61 16 7 4 18 33 37

VII.
U 5-0 11 24 75 45 53 61 21 4 7 14
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
V 37 76 59 4 4 22 67 18 29 2 6 4 4
VIII.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 W 29 18 45 7 4 71 79 59 72 11 67

IX. X 36 67 18 22 33 65 68 37 50 4 7

Y 16 26 36 4 5 11 4 4 22 53 59 76
X.
Z 1 4 22 4 4 37 26 36 16 33 74 4 5

IV V VI VII VIII

POSITION CHART

4 9 11 15 17 21
T f f 4 f i i T IT 4 if T if f f T f f f f if
38
f 4 1 4 4

f f f f f f f f T f T f "0" f f if f
4 9
T f a f f
61 70 71
f f f f f "0" f f 2^8 f f If a T IT f a
74
I T f if
78
f a ¥

GAMES JUNE 1985 31


Get the Picture?
To m o s t p e o p l e t h e w o r d
downgrade suggests a gently
descending slope. But to cagy
wordsmiths it can also be a

rating for feathered pillows.


Similarly, the word thinking
can Indicate a skinny mon
arch, and a peer group Is sim
ply a crowd of spectators.
Each of the 20 words and
phrases below, when properly
Interpreted, describes or sug
gests one of the pictures at
right. Can you match them up?
Answer Drawer, page 64

1. . Aforesaid

2. Capsize

3. Childhood

4. Come to order

5. Dogma

6. Electron

7. Far-fetched

8. Head start

9. Inhabit

10. Justice

11 . Notable

12. Pen pals

13. Properties

14. Shortcoming

15. Sports car

16. Substance

17. Surface

18. Trenchant
*

19. Warfare

20. Water tower

32 JUNE 1985 GAMES


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Cryptic Crosswords
Each clue in a cryptic crossword contains two parts: a defini to solving. Watch for anagrams, hidden words, charades of
tion of the answer and a second description of it through two or more smaller words, and other language tricks. Puzzle
wordplay. Finding the dividing point between parts is the key 2 is harder than Puzzle 1. Answer Drawer, page 64

Puzzle 1 by Emily Cox and Henry Rothvon


22 Rilke made 5 Disagreeing
COSD plays surreal with a ruler
1 Stiare top (9) in paper (6,5)
billing with 24 Musical pieces 6 Comic-book
different making Santa champ put our
actors (6) act silly sphere in order
4 Buck keeps (8) (9)
part of leg 25 Move quietly to 7 Wa l k w i t h
in hiding (8) tie knots 101 up
9 Charm a around pony's to polar
stubborn beast head (6) region (6)
with end of 26 Gross backward 8 Chatterbox
carrot (6) art with from Georgia
10 Fish caught by poetry (8) gossips around
steamship 27 Listen to (6)
captains (8) Mr. Eliot 12 Wild pandas stop
11 F a s t e n e r f o r in a suit
eating bit of
any pets if (6) noodles from
restless (6,3) cooking vessels
13 Lasso Secretariat
(4,3,4)
after showing (5) 15 Greg gets
14 Dancer feared 1 Girl, if grasped into marble
slipping around by Mr. Young's collection (9)
step (4,7) type (8) 16 Len trips,
18 Insect holder 2 Mixed-up breaking piece of
keeps store (11) downhill racer wood (8)
21 Existing with conceals irritated 17 Like a plain 19 Pet in 20 Ms. Bancroft 23 Corn I planted
a bad mood (8) reel in Mom's is lifting in twisty
back (5) 3 A fellow spy (5) Tess (8) bed (6) shade (6) path (5)

Puzzle 2 by Toni Green ' L 2 3

c n m
22 Burden's on you
and me (4)
3 Opera conductors (6)
5 Best gem 10
■ ■
1 Frank needs credit 24 Intoxicating Miss captivates Tim (7)

■ ■
adjustment (6) Lamarr with just 6 University to put
4 Ottoman returned one (5) in test tor private
to resting in 25 Groom chose rare instruction (9) 12

woods (8) thoroughbred (9) 7 Vision problem:


10 Different from 27 Comedian yes, retina's
someone like alongside running damaged (9) 14 15
Jacques vehicle (5) 8 Crash diets to
Cousteau? (9) 28 String instrument become trends (5)
11 Stamp letters from smashed into in 9 Scarcely fashion
Montmartre traffic offense (9) models (6) 19
address (5) 29 Covertly sly, 15 Homesick,
12 Mother follows hanging around misunderstood
cad in Dutch Crete idly (8) agnostic has left (9)
city (9) 30 Desecrating 17 Tibetan, at heart,
13 Rodents hoarding shrine will get a less yielding
energy for grades you a black Asian (9)
(5) eye (6) 18 Indian and bashful
14 Sister heard from queen in
nobody (4) conversation (8)
16 A&M buddy owns 20 Take apart
Alabama-Georgia 1 Riding resort a French
combine (10) doctor cured hand composer (7)
19 Devious shah (4,5) 21 Worse in
uncovered who 2 Locked inside retrospect, 23 Whip and bit 24 Sells hats 50% 26 Rule's
uses greasy after I've turned from harness
keeping 100 off Mondays downfall
spoons (10) bolt (5) dollars in trust (6) in garbage (6) through Sundays (5) rumored (5)
For tips on solving cryptic crosswords, send a stamped return envelope to: "Cryptic Solving Guide," Games, 515 Madison Ave., New York, NY 10022.

GAMES JUNE 1985 35


Double Cross ★★ by Michael Ashley

Answer the clues for words to be entered on the numbered words in the quotation. Work back and forth between grid
dashes. Then transfer the letters on the dashes to the corre- and word list to complete the puzzle. When you are done, the
spondingly numbered squares in the puzzle grid to spell a initial letters of the words in the word list will spell the author's
quotation reading from left to right. Black squares separate name and the source of the quotation. Answer Drawer, page 64

A. Angry language L Nickname for


14 151 11 9 104 88 71 128 1 59 144 163 a Marine 4 60 67 75 102 111 121 186 174
(from puzzled
solvers?)
178 152
(2 wds.)
M. Kennedy
B. Fragrance 45 190 65 11 5 6 16 69 160
used In 158 15 101 52 164 120 138 146 83 Airport,
formerly
perfumes,
medicines, etc. N. Pertinent,
136 107 49 29 19 168 99 125
relevant
C. What
48 170 9 28 66 98 127 81 0. Mickey
everything is 106 188 41 181 2 82 90 149 37 11 6
in Kansas City, Spillane
detective
according to
song (hyph.) (2 wds.)
P. U n n e e d e d
D. Juan , 31 10 57 172 84 62 44 100 130 24
12 11 2 133 166 person or thing
Spanish cubist (2 wds.)
(1887-1927)
Q. Shakespearean
E. Best actor of comedy (4 wds.) 39 55 61 89 64 108 73 95 135
22 63 123 157 161 177 189
1979 (Kramer
124 148
vs. Kramer)
R. Rock group
F. S t r e e t o r
named for a 3 3 5 1 1 6 2 1 4 2 1 8 2 11 8 9 4 4 2 1 7
" 9 7 "32 ~ U 137 169 2 3 4 0 80
park fixture
Dickens
Q. Speak before character
an audience 183 154 3 0 143 5 4 6 9 6
(2 wds.)
S. Truck, to an
H. Nest or brood 176 76 54 38 26
of pheasants 3 6 l i 126 153 Englishman
T. Ability (hyph.)
I. Buffalo Bill 35 11 109 1 59 85 27
11 4 ~25 184 77 87 1 3 "ie 167
exhibition
U. Offensive or
(3 wds.) 21 53 122 147 155 187 179
180 70 92 disgusting
V. Hands and
J. Half-brother 9 3 1 5 6 1 4 0 7 11 7 8 6 1 6 5 1 8 1 8 5
~8 145 173 ~79 iai" 6 8 105 T39 feet, e.g.
of Hercules
132 47
K. Insincere
~34 171 11 3 91 7 8 134 2 0 141 ~50 W . Capital of
expression of 1 2 9 1 0 3 11 0 1 5 0 4 3 7 2
Saudi Arabia
support (2 wds.)

36 JUNE 1985 GAMES


TOURNAMENT REPORT

Gridlocked

Crossword fans traveled across—


and down—tfie United States ttils
year to attend two regional puzzle
events on opposite sides ot the country.
In February, 50 solvers competed in
Los Angeles at the Great Western
Crossword Puzzle Tournament, the first
major crossword contest held on the
West Coast. Hosted by Games contrib
uting editor Merl Reagle, the affair fea
tured two days ot crossword
competition, a puzzle-solving treasure
hunt, and appearances by such puzzle
celebrities as double-crostlcian Thomas
Middleton. Stanley Newman, a bond
analyst from Massapequa Park, NY, Stamford tournament ctiampion David Rosen (left) displays his letter-perfect solu
won the tournament with a near-perfect tion to the playoff puzzle, worked on a giant 4'x 4' grid. Great Western champion
set ot solutions (his only mistake—the Stanley Newman races through his playoff puzzle on an overhead projector.
second letter ot assab, an Ethiopian
port). Runners-up were Ellen RIpstein, the contestants themselves was the ba each tournament will advance directly
ot New York, NY, and Richard Good- sis ot the questions. (Only at a cross t o t h e fi n a l s o t t h e G A M E S / M e r r i a m -
ale, ot Palo Alto, CA. word meet would the most frequently Webster U.S. Open Crossword Cham
In March, 110 puzzlers competed at named European river be the Yser.) pionship, to be held In New York City in
the 8th annual Stamford Marriott Cross The top prizes tor the main competition, August.
w o r d P u z z l e To u r n a m e n t i n S t a m f o r d , presented by actor/crossword con Three puzzles from the Stamford and
Connecticut. A weekend ot games and structor Arnold Moss, were awarded to Los Angeles contests appear below
competition included a doubles contest, David Rosen, ot Buffalo, NY, Rebecca and on the next two pages. Complete
an original trivia game played using the Kornbluh, ot Mundelein, IL, and Eric directions tor scoring appear in the
rules ot baseball, and a "home edition" Schwartz, ot Newton, MA. Answer Drawer.
ot "Family Feud," in which a survey ot The three winning contestants from —W. S.

N o w Yo u S e e I t • • • ★ ★ by Sam Bellotto Jr.


43 Superman alias 8 Providing more
I S D 44 Result thrills
1 2 3 ■

1 Practice boxing 47 Gat girl

iiizt
9 "Sunny-side up" 13

5 The majority 49 1921 Nobelist fare


9 Go berserk France 1 0 Singer Falana 16

1 3 Ti b e t a n m o n k 5 4 O n e w h o s e c a r e e r 11 C o l l e c t o r ' s
14 The A in ABM is fading? 12 Nth degrees? 19

i5 Angered 58 Corneous 1 5 "Say the secret


16 Like good wine 22
"

59 Soft drink
17 Observed 60 Fall collector 2 0 Overload
18 Silenced a 61 County on the 2 1 Saguaros

ZIE
squeak Thames 2 5 English
30 31
19 Cosmetics tor 62 de la hillsides
Lady Macbeth? Societe 2 7 Ark builder
36
22 Like some 63 Firstborn of 2 8 in a

university chairs 27-Down lifetime 40


23 Shane star 64 Mimics 2 9 7-6, 4-6, 6-1, in
Alan 65 Drove like tennis 43
24 Mullah's tongue m a d 3 0 Nebr. neighbor
26 Slugger 66 " does it" 3 1 Needle holder
Slaughter 3 2 Z zebra
30 Jerk 3 3 "Back to the
34 No longer "

working: Abbr. 1 Dred Scott, tor 3 7 Pope. 1605-21


35 Over the wall, in o n e 3 8 Unequivocal
baseball 2 Hera worshiper 3 9 Ot birth
36 Ghost writer's 3 Reform 4 5 Ta x i s u m m o n e r
Broadway 4 AM/FM device 4 6 Partway to
ottering? 5 Would-be beau scoring
40 Indigo 6 City west ot 4 8 Cameo stone Ti m e l i m i t : 1 5 m i n u t e s Answer Drawer, page 62
41 Lumberjack's Utica 5 0 Laconic 52 Fishing 54 " Ta k e 56 Irish Gaelic
tool 7 Relative ot the 5 1 Nebraska's spots Train" 57 Something tor one
42 Barbecue residue Catling gun largest city 53 Adversary 55 Med. facility to do?

GAMES JUNE 1985 37


TOURNAMENT REPORT

Headlines ★★★ by Doug and Jonis Heller

62 Way out
m m 64 Suitable for the
1 Weight for a bride whole family
6 J a n e F o n d a O s c a r 6 6 O u t fi t s a n e w
movie 68 Any lovely,
11 "If he hollers, let graceful individual
69 Pilot's concern:
1 6 PA I N T FA C T O R Y A b b r.
HELD HOSTAGE; 71 Went unused
EMPLOYEES 72 Shower powder
18 Wake-up buzzer 76 Sharon's land:
19 FIRECRACKER Abbr.
SALES 77 "That is to say
20 Words with flyer,
n u m b e r, o r 79 Daughter of
powder Cadmus
2 1 s u p r a ( w h e r e 81 Individually
mentioned above) 8 2 " S e t m e a s
22 Bar overindulger upon thine heart"
23 Coups in bridge 84 HENRY LUCE
25 Singer Janis ARRIVES EARLY,
26 One billionth: DECLARING, "I'M
P r e fi x
28 Inside info- 87 Cozy corners
30 Sports car grille 88 EIDER STOCK
protector SOARS ON AMEX:
31 Debater's stand?
32 Wolfman Jack's 8 9 J o h n M a s e fl e l d
real name novel
35 Parsley portions 90 English writer-
37 On the beach illustrator Ernest
40 Jima 9 1 Ye l l o w i s h e a r t h
42 Churchill, Miles, color
et al.
44 Elton's john
45 Sales record
48 World's only 1 Gumbo maker
Ti m e l i m i t : 2 5 m i n u t e s Answer Drawer, page 62
Flindu monarchy 2 One of the ABC
49 Brooklyn school, islands 1 3 CARPET INVENTOR 33 4 1 S o m e s o p o r i fi c s 6 7 . Rommel,
for short 3 Myrrh, for one S AY S H E ' S 1970 "Sportsman 43 Oodles 1971 war drama
50 "The cold is 4 C h e c k t o t a l : A b b r. 1 4 S O D A F O U N TA I N o f t h e Ye a r " 46 Scoundrel 6 8 Lorin Hollander's
cholera" 5 Check totals SALES ARE NO 3 4 : 47 Chessmaster instrument

52 Betsy from Pike's 6 Popular assembly 3 6 Mikhail 7 0 Gambler's mecca


lover game of the '50s 15 M a n f r o m billiard balls) 51 Edward R. 7 3 Foolishly affected
53 "Still " 1965 7 Actor Herbert Muscat 3 7 Murrow TV show 7 4 Bushy-tailed
Ya r d b i r d s h i t 8 Les Bats- 17 D e n n i s t h e forgiven" 54 Theater opening? Madagascar native
56 TV actress who 9 Dog-food bag Menace's favorite 3 8 BRANDING 55 Some do it 7 5 Prom decor
was a regular on size, for short drink COMPETITION laughing 7 7 Ingrid in
Stump the Stars 10 Mystery writers' 2 4 Origami exercise L E AV E S C AT T L E 57 Horton hatched one Casablanca
and l-ligh Rotters awards for travelers? NOT 60 Round cheese in 78 Salamander
5 8 A r c h e r o f fi c t i o n 11 B a r t h o l o m e w 2 7 Spanish gold 3 9 OLD BUILDING red wax 80 Point return
59 Any coined Cubbins' bounty 2 9 R e m o v e s fl o o r FA L L S O N 63 Q-U separators 83 standstill

money 12 He has, in Le boards, perhaps FUGITIVES: POLICE 65 Collects little by 85 Delay


61 Class favorite Havre 31 Million ending CALL IT A little 8 6 Start of a game?

Games Associate in Stamford (beiow), actor/crossword con


Editor Mike Shenk structor Arnoid Moss tries his hand on one of
reveais a survey an the contest puzzies.
swer in the Stam
ford meet's "Famiiy
Feud." Asked to
name a famous
crossword con
structor, the tourna
ment audience
picked most fre- in Los Angeies, Thomas Mid-
quentiy Henry Hook dieton (above), creator of the
(28 votes), Maura doubie-crostics for "Harper's"
Jacobson (15), and and "The New York Times Mag
Wiii Weng (13). azine," addresses the awards
banquet.
DON CHRISTENSEN CLAUDE LA HOSE DON CHRISTENSEI^

38 JUNE 1985 GAMES


TOURNAMENT REPORT

A doubles contest in
Stamford (left) causes
some head-scratching for
Richard Goodaie and
Stanley Newman.

Norman and Robin Landis


(right) of Paramus, NJ,
won the married couples
division of the doubles
competition. They met at a
puzzlers' party last July
a n d m a r r i e d i n J a n u a r y.

Chinese Menu Puzzle ★ ★ ★


by Maura Jacobson
68 Guest of honor's
c u m place
1 Togs 69 Plane to J.F.K.,
5 Word to the cat perhaps
9 Stairs alternative 71 Door handle
13 Abbr. on Old 73 Hull part
MacDonald's 7 5 Yu r t ■
mail? 77 Poet Pound
16 Type of type, for 80 Where a maxi
short skirt ends
17 Center of the iris 82 Massage
19 Brain duct 8 4 Vi d e o s e t s
20 Jackie's second 86 Heraldic border
21 " Prayer for 89 Span, miss
Me Tonight" 9 2 Te n e t s
22 Old calculators 93 Explosive
23 1 am willing; Lat. Chinese
24 Historic women's vegetables?
org. 98 Daughter of
25 Cold-weather Cadmus
Chinese 99 Exhaust
utensils? 100 Aphrodisiac
27 Granting license broth?
to 104 Madre's sister
29 Arabic letter 105 "Sock me"
30 First ten 106 Ashcan artist
amendments to John French
the Chinese 107 Purviance of the
menu? silents
32 Cheapen 108 State tree of
35 Esau's land Massachusetts
36 It goes with 1 0 9 Ya w
snick 11 0 R e m o v e f r o m
37 Southern jurisdiction
footballer 111 C a m e d o w n t o
39 Combat land, to earth
a G.I. 11 2 L u a u s o u v e n i r
41 The the 11 3 Q u o n d a m
Locust (1975 11 4 Time half . off (angry) 33 Many millenia 58 Nanny has three 87 Dillydally
film) 11 5 T h o m a s o f 9 Alden, to 34 German article 6 0 O n e o f t h e C h a s e s 8 8 Hams it up
45 Cinch timepieces Standish 3 8 S o u t h P a c i fi c 6 1 of Kutch 90 "And good
46 The latest 10 Coral islands heroine (salt marsh of night"
49 Vogue 11 Pennsylvania 40 Bestseller India) 91 Darkness
52 Japanese system philanthropist Dearest 63 Squid's squirt (Koestler novel)
of writing 1 Frisbee, e.g. 12 Corrected typos 42 Illegible Chinese 64 Stable staple 93 Chewy
53 Feuer and 2 Normandy 13 Diameter halves menu? 70 Earth's oceans nut
Coleman invasion beach 14 Caen coin 43 Draft 72 Splotches 9 4 What a miss is
55 Ancient Chinese 3 "Bad " 15 Song of lament c l a s s i fi c a t i o n 74 Growing as good as
poet (when the chef 18 Capital on the 44 Disconcert abundantly 9 5 Home of
57 Have the blahs burned the chop Tagus 47 Director/ 76 Gumshoe 37-Across
59 Pince- suey) 26 Cummerbund screenwriter Billy 7 8 C a r o f t h e ' 2 0 s 9 6 Quick drink
60 Get one's goat 4 Punch-drunk 28 Inflict, as 48 Keyholer 79 Mule's sire 9 7 Sedate
62 Chinese-noodle 5 Ti ff 50 Atice Live
vengeance 81 Getting carried 101 Choreographer
salesman? 6 Measurement for 31 Title for Here Anymore away? White
65 Depart, to Burns Noah Khomeini 51 Spire finial 8 3 W i n d o w - s h o p 1 0 2 Military
66 Partner of order 7 Cochise, for 32 Letters on a 54 Neighbor of Nor. 85 Moran of Happy detacfiment
67 Camelot lady example shingle 56 Archaic Days 1 0 3 Byway

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J. F R E E - F L O AT I N G
Bet your victim that you
ANXIETY

can float an ordinary cork


on the surface of a glass
of water without letting
T O the cork touch the sides of
the glass. When he takes
the bet, fill the glass al
most to the brim, hand
him the cork, and let him
try first. As often as he
attempts to float the cork, it will eventually stray to one side
and bounce against the rim.
How it's Done Add water to the glass until the surface of
the water (called the meniscus) is as high as possible with
out spilling over the edge. The water will form a barely visi
ble convex dome over the glass, and the cork will naturally
find its way to the point where the water is highest, at the
d o m e ' s c e n t e r.

^Marvin WHISKEyTnd'wAT
Take two shot glasses of

Asa
rtngerwaklsniot aba,ratkesaseatnearhtebar
tender, and says, "I'll bet you fifty bucks that I can
bite my right eye." The bartender accepts the chal
lenge, of course, knowing the feat is physically impossible.
i d e n t i c a l s i z e a n d fi l l o n e
w i t h w h i s k e y, t h e o t h e r
with water. Bet your bar-
But it isn't: The man presses his fingers against his right mate that he can't trans
eyelid, pops out a glass eye, and bites it. pose the contents of the
The bartender kicks himself for not considering this loop two glasses without pour
hole, and pays up while the man replaces his eye. A moment ing either the whiskey or
later the stranger challenges him again: "Now I'll bet you a the water into a third
hundred bucks that I can bite my left eye." receptacle.
The bartender has watched this fellow long enough to How it's Done Place a business card or'paying card over
know he doesn't have two glass eyes, so he takes the bet, ex the glass of water to form a tight seal. Keeping the card
pecting to recoup his losses and make a $50 profit. This time, pressed firmly to the glass, turn the glass over and place it
however, the man calmly removes his false teeth and uses upside down on the glass of whiskey with the card between
them to bite his left eye. them. Make sure the rims of both glasses are precisely
What we have just witnessed is a classic bar bet, in which aligned to avoid leakage. Now slide the card out a bit so that
an "unwinnable" wager was proposed, accepted, and, to the the two liquids are permitted to intermix. Water is denser
chagrin of the loser, demonstrated to be winnable after all. than whiskey, so as the water flows down into the bottom
But the challenge doesn't have to seem impossible; the task glass, it will force the whiskey upward into the top one.
can also be made to appear ludicrously easy—and yet no one
can do it but the one who offered the bet.
Whatever form it takes, a good bar bet, when properly DRYING THE DISHS
executed, can be a thing of beauty. Some bar bets are actu For this trick, you can af
ally mini science experiments, settled by demonstrating ford to be generous with
little-known properties of liquor, water, fire, etc. Others are your victim. Give him all
puckish pranks based on trick wording or on the knowledge the equipment necessary^
that the victim is likely to make a natural but erroneous as to win the bet, and
chances are he still won't
sumption. For instance, when someone bets he can draw a
circle around you that you won't be able to step out of, don't put it all together.
be surprised when he takes a piece of chalk and draws a Place a quarter a few
inches off center on a
circle around your waist.
Bar bets do not have to take place in a bar, of course, al plate (not a saucer). Spill
though the necessary props are often the matches, corks, water on the plate until the coin is completely covered. Now
and shot glasses you're likely to find in one. Likewise, a present your barmate with a glass, a cork, and a box of
money wager is not a necessity, but any challenge is more wooden matches and bet him that he can't remove the coin
interesting when there's something at stake. from the plate without getting his fingers wet and without
Whenever you're offered such a bet, say the experts, spilling any of the liquid. He may use any, all, or none of
the props.
you're well advised to listen carefully, think creatively, and
accept, if you must, only with caution. To give you a head How it's Done In fact, you'll need all the props to make this
start the next time a sharpie pulls up the stool next to yours, one work. Find a break in one end of the cork and insert two
we offer here seven bar bets and their solutions. After get of the matches, heads up. Stand the cork on its other end
ting the hang of them, try wagering some brain power on near the center of the plate and light the matches. Then cov
the seven others that appear on page 45. You won't need a er the cork and matches—but not the coin—with the glass.
glass eye or false teeth for any of them. As the lack of oxygen extinguishes the flames, the water
Marvin Miller, a connoisseur of bar bets, has been coilecting the little wagers for
will be sucked into the glass until, eventually, you'll be able
many years.
to pick up the quarter without getting your fingers wet.

44 JUNE 1985 GAMES


H A N K Y- PA N K Y FOLLOW THE LEADER
Crush a handkerchief and Here's a "gotcha!" trick
stuff it into a dry glass. that's great in front of a
Find a likely victim and crowd. You and your bar-
bet that you can complete mate will each need four
ly immerse the glass, with matchsticks, a cork, and a
the handkerchief inside it, shot glass filled with any i
into a tub of water and agreed-upon drink. Bet ^
then pull it out wit h o u t your friend that he can't
letting the handkerchief duplicate every move you
get wet. (You may need to make.
use the tub behind the bar, or a sink or large pail will do.) How it's Done Here's the sequence (remember to proceed
How it's Done Stuff the handkerchief tightly into the bot only after he completes each step):
tom of the glass so that it remains in place when the glass is 1. Move one match forward.
turned upside down. Slowly push the glass, mouth down, 2. Move another match forward and place it at a right angle
into the tub of water. If you keep the glass perfectly to the first one.
straight, a pocket of air will form in it, and no water will get 3. Move a third match forward to form the third side of a
in. Take the glass out carefully, again keeping it perfectly square.
straight, and the handkerchief will still be dry. 4. Take the last match and complete the square.
5. Hold your glass up and pour the contents into your
THSNKTOUFOR'S'OT mouth, snapping your head back.
6. Place your empty glass upside down on the bar.
Place a pack of cigarettes 7. Place your cork inside the square.
in front of your compan
8. Pick up your empty glass, turn it over, and squirt your
ion, tell him that you can drink back into it. (Your victim will have swallowed his,
tie a cigarette into a knot of course).
without breaking it, and
challenge him to do it
first. Every time he tries Strongman
it, of course, the cigarette Pick up a filled shot glass,
will snap in half as soon as put it on your out
it's bent. stretched palm, and bet
How it's Done Carefully remove the cellophane wrapping your buddy that he can't
from the pack without tearing it. Find the seam and open \
hold your arm in a way \

the cellophane into a flat sheet. Roll the cigarette as tightly that prevents you from
as possible in the cellophane, leaving plenty of extra wrap bringing the glass to your
ping at either end (the amount of extra cellophane will make lips. Even if he brings the
or break the trick). Now grip the ends of the cellophane hand behind your back,
tube and tie them, pulling the ends until a knot is formed in you will still win.
the middle of the cigarette. You may pull the knot tightly How it's Done As soon as your barmate is satisfied that you
and the cigarette will not break. (This trick is easier to per cannot bring the hand with the drink in it to your mouth,
form with king-size cigarettes.) simply pick up the glass with your free hand and drink up!

TRY THESE SPORTING PROPOSITIONS

Here are seven bar bets presented as 3 . Te a r a n d Te a r A l i k e 5. Obstacle Course


puzzles. If you can't figure them out in Take a piece of paper and fold it into Drop a dime, then a quarter, into a
your head, try using the appropriate thirds. Now begin a tear along each standard two-ounce shot glass. The in
props. If you still can't get them, be fold, but leave about half an inch of pa side shape of the glass is such that the
prepared to buy the next round. per remaining on each side. You now dime and the quarter will come to rest
have one sheet of paper with three
Answer Drawer, page 58 horizontally against the inner rim about
equal, barely connected flaps. While half an inch apart. Is it possible to get
1. Financial Squeeze holding one end of the paper in each the dime out without touching the quar
Here's an oldie we still like. Cut a hole hand, can you tear the paper into three ter or the glass?
the size of a dime in a sheet of paper. separate parts with a single pull?
Can you figure a way to get a quarter 6. The Untouchables
through the dime-size opening without 4. Simple Addition Can you see a way to get two people to
tearing the paper? What is the smallest number of coins stand on a single sheet of newspaper so
needed to add up to one dollar, adher that they cannot touch each other?
2. Neither Here Nor There ing to these two restrictions?
Can you lay down four matches and a • The number of each type of coin used 7 . Yo u G e t t h e B i l l
cork on a table so that the heads of the must be odd (that is, you may use three Lay a dollar bill flat on a table and
matches are not touching the table or dimes but not two); stand a bottle upside down on the cen
the cork, and the cork is not touching • T h e t o t a l n u m b e r o f c o i n s m u s t b e ter of it. Is there a way to remove the
the table? You may not bend or break o d d . W e b e t o u r s o l u t i o n u s e s f e w e r bill without touching the bottle or mak
any of the matches. coins than yours. ing it topple?

GAMES JUNE 1985 45


Edited by R. Wayne Schmittberger
tion, fantasy, or mystery action-adventure game, which Is
then stored on the player's own disk. The player (using a joy
stick Instead of typed-ln commands, In the style of designer
Adventure Construction Set by stuart Smith's Ali Baba and the 40 Thieves) maneuvers his charac
Smith (Electronic Arts, on disk for Commodore 64, $50) ter through up to 240 separate locations, picking up objects
What lover of games hasn't tried to create a new one? Pencil, and confronting hazards.
paper, and Ideas are all that's needed to start working on a This is no bare-bones production, either. Adventure Con
board game, but until recently it hasn't been quite that easy struction Set includes extensive banks of creatures, trea
for computer users. Those unable to write code were con sures, tools, and magic spells that the constructor can
demned to keep their Ideas to themselves. But with the Intro customize or simply plug right Into the program. There's even
duction of construction a selection of 12 sound effects and 18 musical themes to
kit software, even non- lend the proper ambience.
programmers can now The manual, written by David Grady, is both lucid and com
transfer their concepts prehensive. An on-screen tutorial teaches the parameters of
from mind to monitor this type of adventure, and the disk also Includes seven sam
without having to take a ple games to play or modify. One of them. Smith's own "Riv
college course In com ers of Light," a full-length epic set in ancient Egypt, shows
puter science. what can be done with the Adventure Construction Set when
This outstanding pro i t ' s I n t h e h a n d s o f a m a s t e r.
gram lets any reason Even If you're not quite ready to challenge the software su
ably Imaginative gamer perstars, this program offers untold hours of mind-stretching
6 A 2 E O F T fl F H O t H n B L E use a trio of on-screen entertainment, not only for you as constructor, but also for
■ ;;.V<£S VOUR BLOOD RUH COLD
t ImSS ST FFFN IH SHEER TERROR.
menus to put together a your friends when they try to solve the challenging adven
I PL.-OO R -V ii". -
complete science fic tures you've created. —Arnie Katz and Bill Kunkel

um" In a region can negate all the efforts a player has put into
gaining control there. As the powers struggle to regain con
trol, diplomatic links can allow players to work together to
Cold War (Victory Games, $24)
stop a dangerous opponent.
Gold War allows North America, the Soviet Union, China, and Several of the event cards specify a time for the game to
Western Europe—represented by a mandatory four play end. Since these change unpredictably, players can find that
ers—to fight ttieir battles with a minimum of bloodshed; just there is an unexpected extension, or that a game is suddenly
an occasional assassination, coup, or insurgency. The paper over. Players then add up their SPs for all regions in which
board is a map of the world, divided Into four major powers, they have political, military, or economic control. The player
27 other land regions, and six sea zones. A path around w i t h t h e m o s t S P s i s t h e w i n n e r.
three sides keeps track of the players' "Strategic Points" Although the rules for Gold War are comparatively short,
("SPs"), the currency used for all kinds of activities. newcomers will have to go through them two or three times to
A power's presence in an area is indicated by one or more understand the rather complex interactions. And the four
of its markers. Eaoh player starts with Diplomat markers, comprehensive summary sheets will be consulted frequently
which can be used to forge links with other powers. Diplo in the first few play sessions. After this, the logical structure
mats can be flipped over to become Agents, who can per will sink in and a game will be from two to four hours of pure,
form dirty tricks. Players use SPs to purchase other types of and sometimes nasty, pleasure. —Sid Sackson
markers ranging from "military presence" to "political con
trol" to "factories," which are needed to earn more SPs.
Each player holds up to seven action cards at a time, and
these cards are the heart of the game. When an action is at
tempted in a region, any power with a marker there can play
the proper cards; the first player places a card on the
"success" pile, the second player places a negating card on
the "failure" pile, the first player plays another card on the
success pile, and so on, with the final card determining
whether the action succeeds or fails. The names of the nine
types of cards convey a good idea of their functions: Eco-
nomio Warfare, Assassination, Destabilization, Coup, Insur
gency, Security, Doublecross, Masterspy, Mole.
Event cards, four of which are drawn during each game
turn. Indicate situations over which the players have no con
trol. Events may give fortunate players extra action cards, or
cause other players to gain or lose SPs. And a "power vacu

46 JUNE 1985 GAMES


point it is vulnerable. To complete the overload and disarm
the chip, you must touch that battery before the extra voltage
Short Circuit by David Schroeder (Micro Fun, on disk drains away. If you don't make it in time, the battery dis
for 48K Apples, $20) charges completely and you'll have to start building voltage
again.
Here's a computer maze game you're guaranteed to get a The maze of wires is complicated by dead ends, round
charge out of. Each of the 12 screens is a microchip in which about routes, and, in many chips, open chambers full of pho
a maze of wires interconnects three batteries and a micro- tons that are frustratingly difficult to avoid. You can jump from
fuse. Your mission, once you've been reduced on screen to wire to wire, although pinpoint timing is often needed to get
the size of an electron, is to enter each chip and, traveling past the neutrons that travel along the wires. But since you're
along the wires, disarm it by overloading one of its batteries allowed five hits in any one chip, you can afford to be hit once
before the fuse detonates. The fuse will blow if all three bat or twice if it means completing a screen. When a chip is dis
teries are completely drained, if you are hit five times by the armed, you are permit
neutrons or photons that zip around within each chip, or if the ted to touch as many
line that inches from one of the fuse's terminals toward the neutrons and photons
other finally makes contact. Three blown fuses and you've as you can for bonus
had it. points.
Each battery begins with a random number of microvolts This game, by the de
(displayed on the battery) and slowly discharges. To increase signer of Crisis Moun
a battery's voltage, you must touch one of the other batteries, tain (1982) and Dino
which transfers all its microvolts to each of the other two. For
Eggs (reviewed in
example, if you touch a battery with 100 microvolts while the Games, March 1984), is
other two have none, the one you've touched is discharged a well-calculated treat
and the others now have 100 each. By moving from battery to for anyone who loves
battery, avoiding the neutrons and photons, you gradually fast and challenging ac
build up their voltages until one of them breaks 999, at which tion games. —B. H.

As in Conquest, each player may make up to 20 moves per


turn, a move consisting simply of sliding a piece to an adja
cent space. The moves may be allocated among a player's
Conquest + (available from Conquest Games, 1122 pieces in any desired way, provided no piece exceeds its
W. Burbank Blvd., Burbank, CA 91506; $19.95 with plastic
pieces, $45 with metal pieces, postpaid) movement allowance, which varies with the type of piece.
Many pieces can transport allied pieces—a soldier may ride
The game of Conquest (reviewed in Games, January/Feb on a chariot, which in turn may be transported by ship, all
ruary 1979) pits two armies of handsomely molded medieval three advancing together in a single move. The object is to
pieces against each other in a chesslike battle on a colorful capture all opposing land pieces (by landing on them), or to
mapboard. The new Conquest "Plus" uses a different board occupy the five spaces designated as the opposing
and adds two new kinds of pieces—siege engines and cata "capitol."
pults—while preserving the soldiers, knights, elephants, The new siege engines and catapults are both quite power
chariots, ships, and galleons of the original game. ful. Though slow-moving, siege engines can transport up to
three soldiers at a time, and can be captured only by an ele
phant or by a soldier on an adjacent siege engine. Catapults
may fire one shot per turn at any enemy land or sea piece up
to 1.5 inches away on the gameboard. (The centers of the
spaces are dotted to make measurement easy.)
Some Conquest fans may feel that the original game is
hard enough without the addition of new types of pieces.
Many others, however, will enjoy discovering new strategies
that make use of the siege engines and catapults. Con
quest-!-, nearly as easy to learn as Conquest, is highly rec
ommended even for players who have never seen the
original game. —R, w. S.

secretly prints his answer in his vinyl playing folder, using the
erasable pencils provided. The folders are mixed up and ran
Party Lines (Parker Brothers, around $13) domly redistributed. The players then read the contents
aloud, and each makes a written guess as to which player
Do you think you know your friends better than they know made each response, scoring points—after everyone has
you? Party Lines gives four to 14 players a chance to find out. "confessed" to his own answer—for each correct guess. The
The game comes with 100 cards, each containing three or folders are then erased, and a new round is begun.
four fill-in-the-blank questions designed to reveal something Party Lines is actually a packaged version of an old pencil-
about the person who answers them. For example: "The and-paper parlor game. The supply of questions and eras
song I sing the best is . . "If I were being married tomor able folders, however, are conveniences that make the game
row I'd . . "The spider said to the fly . . ." much easier to get into. The game works best when players
To begin, one player draws a card, chooses a question on try to come up with answers that are humorous and imagina
the card (preferably the most provocative question for that tive, and that also sound like they might have been given by
particular group of players), and reads it aloud. Each player some other member of the group. We think it can be counted
(or two-player team, if there are more than seven players) on to liven up even the dullest of parties. —R. W. S.

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puter chess, brute force programs have


A Grandmaster consistently achieved better results
than selective search programs, though
occasionally a selective program will
Computer? outscore its brutish rivals in a tourna
ment. In my view, this trend is due
mainly to fashion, the tendency of the
to do the next best thing. They have majority to favor one approach over an
M ans' ersdestorieplayto chess
prograismalmost
comaspuoldt written their programs to search as other, and not due to any inherent supe
as the electronic computer itself. This deeply as time allows along every vari riority of brute force techniques. In fact,
desire stems partly from the fascination ation to insure that they won't overlook chess masters who are involved in pro
that chess engenders, and partly from anything, and to search more deeply gramming chess, myself included, have
man's curious, almost macabre wish to along paths that appear to be tactically traditionally favored selective search
create an artificial intellect superior to interesting—those involving captures ing, whereas nonmaster players lean
his own. and checks. This is known as the toward brute force. Perhaps the differ
In the 35 years that have elapsed "brute force" approach. Using brute ence lies in our better understanding of
since the first attempts at programming force methods, chess programs have chess. Those on our side of the fence
the game of chess, progress has won the state championships of Minne include Hans Berliner of Carnegie-
reached the stage where the best chess sota and Mississippi, and even more Mellon University, who is a former world
programs are now superior to more impressive is the achievement of Belle, correspondence chess champion, and
than 99.9 percent of the world's entire which in 1983 became the first pro Mikhail Botvinnik of the Soviet Union,
chess-playing population. What are the gram to be awarded a master title by who was the world champion from
obstacles standing in the way of an the U.S. Chess Federation. In view of 1948 to 1963 (with two short breaks).
electronic grandmaster capable of de Shannon's profound influence on com In making a chess program selective,
feating the human world champion? puter chess, it is fitting that Belle is a the chief problem is how to define
Computer chess can be said to have which moves are worthy of examination
started with the outstanding American and which are not. The commonest
scientist Claude Shannon, who while method is to assign plus or minus nu
working at Bell Telephone Labs in 1949 merical values to the various factors
wrote a seminal paper entitled "Pro that make up a chess position: material
gramming a Digital Computer for Play force, king safety, center control, the
ing Chess." Shannon's approach to the mobility of individual pieces, the pres
problem was so fundamental that many ence of passed pawns, and so on. To
of his original ideas are still employed in oversimplify the matter somewhat, the
the chess programs of the 1980s. program will examine all moves to a
Most chess programs "think" by ex certain minimum depth, and then look
amining the tree of possibilities that more deeply only into those lines that
starts with all the legal moves that can earn the highest overall evaluation. The
be played in a given position. The av values assigned to the various factors
erage number of moves is around 36, creation of two contemporary scientists by programmers will differ, of course,
so for a program to examine every from Bell Labs, Ken Thompson and Joe which is why some programs are
possible move and every one of its op Condon. stronger than others, given the same
ponent's replies to each of them would Human chess masters think In a very hardware. It's an inexact science.
different way. Their thought processes In my view, the road to success will
require analysis of a tree containing
approximately 36 x 36 positions. If are highly selective, so whereas brute probably require a combination of both
tfie program were to analyze to a force programs may examine a tree disciplines, brute force and selective
depth of two moves by each side, the containing an astronomic number of po search. It seems clear that a pure brute
tree would have 36 x 36 x 36 x 36 sitions, a human chess master's tree of force approach is ludicrous, since it in
possibilities, more than one million. By possibilities usually cohtains fewer than volves analysis of a colossally high
the time the poor exhausted program a hundred. The big difference, of proportion of useless moves. What
has searched to a depth of five moves course, is that strong human players might well work is a program that is
by each side, the number of possibili know which moves to look at. They can highly selective in deciding which
ties has become truly astronomic— study a position offering a choice of 30 moves should be analyzed, combined
about 36^°,which is slightly more than to 40 moves and within a few seconds with a brute force verification program
3,656,000,000,000,000. Despite tech discard all but three or four. Psycholo that insures that these moves cannot be

niques for speeding up the analysis, gists have determined that the average tactically refuted, such as by a forced
the problem remains that the total number of moves examined by a mate or loss of material.

number of possible chess games far grandmaster in his own game tree is But however these two techniques
exceeds the number of atoms in our around 1.7. are combined, they will still lack one es
universe, so trying to "solve" chess The human master's method of ana sential ingredient of grandmaster
by an exhaustive search of all the lyzing a chess position is called "selec chess—the ability to form and under
possibilities is simply not a practical ti v e s e a r c h ," a m e th o d th a t h a s b e e n stand concepts. The following position
proposition. emulated by only a few chess program illustrates the need for conceptual think
Most chess programmers have tried mers. Throughout the history of com ing in chess.

50 JUNE 1985 GAMES


by David Levy
DO YOU KNOW WHERE
THE CROWN JEWEL OF ENGLAND
8I
COMES FROM? ARE YOU SURE?

w If you answered

J ' "England," as most


people would, you're
only partly correct.
a b c d e f g h Actually, the juniper
berries in Beefeater Gin
Any of today's computer programs, come from the southern Alps, because
and most human players, would con
clude after a quick look at this position that's where the choicest juniper grows.
that White has an easy win. After all. Our angelica root comes from
White has a queen and two pawns Belgium. And our orris comes from Italy.
while Black has only a knight and five Why, then, is Beefeater known as
pawns—an overwhelming material ad The Crown jewel of England, and not
vantage for White. But on closer exami The Crown jewel of Italy or Belgium?
nation the human might see that White's Because—as you probably knew all
queen cannot move at the moment along—the thing that most distinguishes
without being lost, and unless Black Beefeater is that it is distilled and bottled
moves his king or knight the queen will and sealed in Eondon. And it's the only
never be able to extricate itself. So

maybe the position is not a simple win leading gin you can buy that is.
for White.
After a little more thought the human
will realize that in fact it is Black who is

winning, because White cannot stop the BEEFEATER^GIN.


advance of both black passed pawns, The Crown Jewel of England.'
the a-pawn and the e-pawn. One possi
ble continuation:

1. Ka1-b2 e7-e5

2. Kb2-c3 a7-a5

3. Kc3-c4 a5-a4
4. Kc4-b4 e5-e4

5. Kb4xa4 e4-e3
The White king now cannot reach the
el-square in time to stop Black from ^rqest variety
promoting his pawn and creating a new
queen. (For instance, 6. Ka4-b3 e3-e2;
7. Kb3-c2 e2-e1/Q,and Black wins.)
The key to understanding this posi
tion is the realization that, with correct
play, the white queen can never get out
of the cage on h6 without being lost.
This concept of "never" requires pow
ers of deduction and reasoning quite
NEWER,
beyond the most intelligent of today's BIGGER, BEHER!
computer programs. To see the conclu over 70 Items to ctioose from
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COMTCSr f t e S U LT S

A LT E R E D S TAT E S Grand Prize Winner

From January
T h e a r t i s t A n d r e a B a r u f fi had created
three scenarios that were intentionally
a m b i g u o u s — a t i g h t r o p e w a l k e r, a
mountain climber, and an empty swim
ming pool with a door. Armed with
markers, copiers, paste, scissors,
spare magazine parts, and consider
able imagination, almost 600 collage-
graduates accepted the challenge and
drew their own conclusions.
The results were clever, surreal, fun
ny, and on occasion thought provoking.
Of the three illustrations, the tightrope
walker proved the most popular: Some
entrants hung objects from his balance
bar, while others changed the bar into a
giant toothbrush, cotton swab, needle,
or drinking straw.
The mountain climber was the sec
ond most popular, but the pool scene, a
close third, proved the most adaptable.
Readers turned this picture on its side
or even upside down to gain new per Avanal Collum
spectives and ideas.
In judging, we were torn between the
subtly surprising and the simply funny.
Our top three winners, who will each re
ceive the Baruffi original of the picture
Grand Prize Winner
they altered, showed a combination of I
humor and aptness in choosing just the
right elements to doctor each scene.
The grand prize winners, whose Al
tered States are shown at right, are
Avanal Collum, Corpus Christi, TX; Roy
Coombs, West Palm Beach, FL; and
Marsha J. Meek, Carbondale, IL.
Games T-shirts go to the seven run-
ners-up whose entries are seen here,
as well as to Ronald Ciouse, Moncure,
NC; Pat George, Lancaster, PA; Allan
Joseph Goerlich, Quincy, IL; Tammy
Recckia, East Norwich, NY; Layton
Rogers, Camas, WA, and Udeile Zivot,
Seymour, C T. —R. L.

Roy Coombs

Robert Matson, Rosedale, NY

52 JUNE 1986 GAMES


Grand Prize Winner

Tina Wood, Montgomery, AZ

Nancy Nozaki,Torrance, CA Jeff Bryant, Hagerstown, MD

Tom Antonik, New York, NY Sue-Ellen Scfilller, Suffern, NY

GAMES JUNE 1985 53


* WIDIILP
Edited by Stephanie Spodoccini

FOR THE RECORD TRIVIA

A Matter of Time Catchy Little Numbers


One of the six U.S. time zones Each of these numbers appears
(Eastern, Central, Mountain, Pa in the lyrics of a popular song.
c i fi c , A l a s k a , a n d H a w a i i - A l e u Can you name them all? i

tian) contains more than 50 a. 29 e. 105 I

percent of the population. Which b. 35 f. 101 I


one is it? And which zone con c. 49 g. 11 0 i

tains the smallest (0.2 per d. 92


cent)? —S. A. S. —Raymond A. Winthrop
Answer Drawer, page 60 Answer Drawer, page 60
\
y

HALL OF FAME

Book Revue

Y o u w o n ' t fi n d t h e m o n t h i s w e e k ' s 3. Valley of the Dolls, by Jacque 7. Sears, Roebuck Catalog i


best-seller list, but these 10 books line Susann I
The Truth That Leads to Eternal
are among the most widely distribut 4. Guinness Book of World Life, Jehovah's Witnesses tract
ed (sold, sent, or given away) In the Records 9. McGuffey Reader, schoolbook
U.S. in the past 200 years. Can you 5. American Red Gross First Aid 10. T h e Common Sense Book of
rank them accordingly? Book Baby and Child Care, by Dr.
1. The Bible 6. Webster's American Spelling Benjamin Spock i
2. The World Almanac Book —J.D. I
Answer Drawer, page 60

KIBITZERS TEASERS WORDPLAY


Sports Personalities Station to Station Verbal Gymnastics
Even unathletic types can enjoy Washington, DC, is serviced by
this game: radio station WASH, and the air 1. Rearrange the letters in gamy
waves around Richmond, Virgin BRUTES to get a very apt two-
MARA TH O N
ia, are filled with the sounds of word sports term.
WLEE, in honor of local hero Rob 2 . Ta k e a c e r t a i n w o r d i n b a s e
ert E. Can you match these other ball that means "juggled" or
HIGH D I
actual radio stations (1-9) with "mishandled," change one let
their cities (a-i)? ter, and get a vehicle used in
1. KSTP 5. WAPP another sport.
FI S HIN J 2. WLUP 6. WOKY 3. A certain three-letter word
3. WFIL 7. KCMO
appears twice—both times
4. KABL 8. WELI
B G
spelled backward—m a certain
9. WSUN nine-letter sports word. The
N
a. Milwaukee, Wl longer word (which is not a
z W
L
I
b. Tampa/St. Petersburg, PL
c. New Haven, CT
proper name) happens to be
the place where the shorter
S A I I N G
d. St. Paul, MN words compete. Name both
e. Chicago, IL words.
f. New York, NY 4. Two sports that Involve hitting
g. Philadelphia, PA a ball are anagrams (letter re
h. San Francisco, CA
arrangements) of each other.
3a s CE ) A i. Kansas City, MO Name both four-letter words.
—George Ferko —M. R.

V .
—Raymond D. Love Answer Drawer, page 60 Answer Drawer, page 60 ^

GAMES JUNE 1985 55


W O R D P L AY NUMBER P L AY

Accept No Substitutes Triple Trouble


Insert the same four letters In the 32 = 9

same sequence in each set of + 42 = 16


b l a n k s b e l o w t o f o r m fi v e c o m 52 = 25
A Pythagorean triple is a trio of inte
mon words. Can you find a Pythagorean triple in
gers such that the sum of the
B L A . B L O squares of the first two numbers is which each number is less than 100,
B L E . B L U equal to the square of the third. For and all three numbers begin with the
B L I - exampie, the Pythagorean triple same digit?
— Jack Lechner shown at right, using the numbers 3, —M. S.
Answer Drawer, page 60 4, and 5, is the simpiest. Answer Drawer, page 60

r '
TOUGH NUTS

Minimizing Shots O Home

Black rolled 6-6 in the diagrammed Black's blot (any 5, 3-2, and 4-1).
backgammon position and played He wondered why Black hadn't sim
13 to 7 twice, and 11 to 5 twice. This ply made the double-6 play that
move created a four-point prime at leaves Red the minimum number of
the minimal expense of leaving Red ways to hit Black. Can you find that
a direct shot on the 14-point. play?
A beginner watching the game —Bill Davis
counted up 15 ways for Red to hit Answer Drawer, page 60

LOGIC LIST D E P T.

9 to 5 Famous Unknowns

Some people are so well known


by their first and middle initials
that if you saw their names
The Gala Ad Agency has a staff of 4. Mrs. James arrived next, fol spelled out you might not recog
five people. From the following lowed shortly by Brooke and then nize them. For instance, you
clues, can you determine each per the executive secretary. might know J. R.'s last name, but
son's full name, position, and Identi 5. Shortly before lunch the trea would you know that "John
fiable characteristic (a sports fan, a surer's phone rang while he was at Ross" was J. R. Ewing?
PTA president, a dog lover, a dieter, the water cooler; Mrs. Robert an Try your hand at the following
and a person with rather large feet), swered It and relayed the message, famous unknowns.

as well as the order in which they ar "Your wife called, Doug, and said to 1. Phineas Taylor_
r i v e d a t a n d l e f t t h e o f fi c e ? bring home a pound of chopped 2. Alan Alexander

1. Only the office manager was In l i v e r. " 3. Jerome David,


t h e o f fi c e w h e n M i s s B r e n t c a l l e d . 6. When Shawn and Miss Charles 4. Herbert George_
"I'll be a little late, I've got to take left for lunch, Mrs. James asked 5. Orenthal James_
them to bring back a sandwich for 6. Thomas Stearns_
Snapper to the vet's. Tell Lynn."
2. She had hardly hung up the h e r. 7. David Herbert_
7. Gale (who wasn't the office 8. Harry Robert.
phone when Mr. George came puff
manager) left early to attend a base 9. Burrhus Frederic.
ing through the door. "Still have to
lose 10 more pounds," he wheezed, ball game; she was followed by the 10. John Plerpont,
then asked, "is 'Big Foot' in yet?" two presidents (PTA and company. 11. William Claude.
3. "Not yet," she answered, "and In that order), Douglas, and the vice-
that's no way to refer to your compa president. —Robert L. LIddil
Answer Drawer, page 60
ny president."
V,

56 JUNE 1985 GAMES


"Here's where things get really interest La Deuce H looked cool. "You're quite
ing. Whoever had my clone made also knew smug, Mr. Hammer, but you've never been a
Huffer's clone. It took me a while to figure clone and you can't know what it's like to be
where I knew your face from, Huffer. Your treated as less than human. La Deuce pre
clone is a salesman at the Copy Center?" tended to care, but she was two-faced. She
Huffer nodded, his adam's apple dancing the was less interested in helping clones than in
fandango. "The killer asked Huffer's clone having a good time in the clone-swapping
to hand over some cells from the perfect sus clubs. You were right about Huffer's clone.
pect, a past-lifer; and it wasn't difficult to He helped me because all clones stand unit
guess I was a past-lifer from my clothes. Af ed against originals' sin. Like mine . . .

BTOV ter receiving my fingernail clipping, the kill


er had Kratz make my clone, who was
drugged before gaining consciousness."
Everyone's thoughts were running on si
Now!"
Tw o L a D e u c e c l o n e s r a n o u t f r o m h e r
bedroom, and all three began to shuffle
themselves together, like a human three-
Answer to story on page 14 lent. I turned to La Deuce. "Even before I card monte game. The cops raised their ba
linked up with the goldfish, I figured La zookas, but didn't know which La Deuce was
We were in double jeopardy. The room got Deuce was a phony. She said her clone was which. In the hysteria, I caught Rast's eye.
real quiet until La Deuce said, "You can kiss
both your souls goodbye."
I put the tip of my finger on the muzzle of
a bazooka and pushed it away from my
chest. "If you guys are interested in who
really killed La Deuce's clone, I'll fill you in
for no extra charge."
The two cops nodded their three heads.
I walked over to Rast, who was flickering
in his own time zone. "On the morning of the
murder, the cops heard Rast cry out twice
before they entered his room. If he cried out
the first time because he thought he was
about to be arrested for murder, why the
second cry? Simple. Rast thought the cops
were deporting him—that's the reason for
the first cry. But when he "heard" about the
killing, he cried out sobbing a second time in
surprise and shock at the news. When the
cops arrived, Rast hadn't even known about
the murder. Besides, the butler never does
it."
Rast's face showed no emotion.
"Jason is something else altogether. Theo
retically, Jason controls everything in the
house, including the power for the dream
machine; and Bruce could have been his ac
complice. But I know for a fact that Jason
didn't control the dream machine, and didn't
It's small until you turn it on.
even know La Deuce's clone was hooked to it
' srwnd This
tightly.AM/FM stereo
Because weighs
it has only 2.1power
the dynamic ounces, but you
output won'tlarger
of much take i
the night she died. You see, every time I
dropped cigarette ashes Jason hollered models. Yet it fits in your palm, your pocket or clips onto your belt.
bloody murder. Except the time I dropped > . lysn the headphones are tiny. So turn on the RP-33 or the even
them in the dream room. Jason didn't com . smaller, FM stereo only, RP-30.
plain because he wasn't aware I'd crushed There's nothing small about TOSHIBA
out my butt—Jason had had Bruce illegally C the way they sound. To^ibaArrerita.lf«..82 TotowaRoad.lAfeyne.NJ 07470
turn off its consciousness in the room."
"Jason," snapped La Deuce, "you've bro
ken your psychotronic warranty. I ought to
sell your chips for scrap." like a sister. But from experience, I know He was staring at a side door leading to a
"And to think. Hammer, I laid out the wel my clone isn't like a brother—he's not like hack exit. I ran to the spot and 3.45 seconds
come mat for you," huffed the house. me. He is me. And facing yourself day after later La Deuce's clone ran right into my
"One thing is clear," I continued, bulldoz day is no picnic." arms. "Sorry, sweetheart, it's a double play
ing my way to the truth. "Whoever killed La "Yeah, I'm beside myself," said Sledge H. and your side's out."
Deuce's clone also killed Dr. Kratz, the clone "After I melded with the goldfish I knew The L.A. cops didn't apologize, but what
maker, in order to tear his name out of L a D e u c e w a s t h e k i l l e r. W h o e l s e w o u l d else is new? At least they returned my time
Kratz's records and cover his tracks. When I have fed the goldfish right after committing machine, after charging me an impounding
looked through his hook, it was obvious that a murder? But the real question is, why? fee. Maybe L.A. had a little less smog in the
William Willson hadn't killed him—or La Huffer accidentally tipped me to the answer 34th century, but it wasn't my idea of a
i Deuce's clone. Otherwise he wouldn't have when he said La Deuce was suddenly get dream town. Especially now that my clone
i left any trace of his name. So why was Will- ting militant. I realized La Deuce wasn't had decided to stay and start his own detec
\ son hanging around Twice As Nice? Because changing her personality, she was just tive agency. The future wasn't big enough
i Kratz had secretly made him a repro; and changing her priorities. Because La Deuce's for two Hammers. After saying my so longs,
i Willson, the slimy hypocrite, was hoping to clone wasn't killed. La Deuce was—by her I slid into the time machine, huckled on my
: slip quietly into the club for the kind of fun clone. With a double taking the original's seatbelt, set the control for 2049, and hit the
; and games that, if made public, would have place, a clone could hold power and push button. And as the world began to fade, I
> gotten him thrown out of the Human harder for clone rights in the Pro- k n e w o n e t h i n g f o r c e r t a i n ; Ye s t e r d a y
■ League faster than you can say DNA. Clonist Party." couldn't come soon enough.

GAMES JUNE 1985 57


A N S W C fl 0RiftWfe
A Letters Fail of the House of Cards 1 44 Wanna Bet?
To w e r o f P o w e r 1. Financial Squeeze
Stamps of Approval
The "S" in Harry S Truman is not an abbreviation; The king belongs on top. The order of cards in the Fold the paper in half so that the fold exactly bi
it is his compiete middie name and thus should not monument represents the foiiowing mathematical sects the hole. Now, holding the folded paper up
have a period. Harry's parents could not agree series (known as Fibonacci's sequence): 1 (the with both hands, slip the quarter in between the
whether his middle name should be Shippe, after ace), 2, 1+2 = 3, 2-f3 = 5, 3-f5 = 8, 5-f8 folds and let it rest at the hole on the bottom. Then
his father's father, or Soiomon, after his mother's = 13. Counting the jack as 11 and the queen as bring your hands toward each other. The hole will
12, as in the card game casino, the king represents stretch and allow the quarter to slip through.
father. They compromised by making it simply S.
13.
2. Neither Here Nor There
Casinos Royale Here's the only way to do it.
6 Gamebits The casinos at far left and far right are identical.
Sneak Previews
1. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid Circle of Pretenders J—iL
The V K is the only card that has not been tam
2. Friday the 13th, Part it ( Cork 1
3. Purpie Rain pered with. The "impostors" are as follows (clock
wise, from the V J): the V J is wearing a suit and tie;
4.
5.
King Kong (original version)
A Passage To India
the ♦ Q has black, instead of red diamonds; the
+ Q is carrying a sword instead of a flower; the *3
should not be a one-eyed jack; the * K has lost his
4 - ^
crown; and the A J has a ♦ symbol in the upper left
3 . Te a r a n d Te a r A l i k e
C o n n e c t i o n s Grab the middie section with your teeth and sharply
c o r n e r .

puii the two outer sections simultaneously.


in addition to the beaver and man-made dams, we
found the foiiowing parallel functions: On the Warpath 4. Simpie Addition
Hawk's wings; hang glider The A 6 is misplaced. The other cards are arranged The lowest number of coins needed is one—a sil
Cacti; water tank from foreground to background alphabetically by v e r d o l l a r.
Elephant's trunk; garden hose rank (ace, eight, five, four, etc.).
Shark fin; airplane's tail fin 5. Obstacie Course
Kangaroo pouch; baby carrier Bridge Mix Blowing down the inside edge of the shot glass will
Rose thorns; barbed wire The ♦ 3 is misplaced. The bridge is constructed so make the coins tumble until the dime, being lighter
Horse's tail; fly swatter that each card diagonally adjoins only cards of the than the quarter, spins out. You'll need just the
Deer's coloration; camouflaged tent (or tank) same suit or rank.
right puff of air to make this work.
Maple-seed wings; helicopter
Bee's nest; house Down and Dirty 6. The Untouchables
Woodpecker's beak; jackhammer The A 6 is the face-down card. The wall represents Send one person outside the room and shut the
Armadillo; tank. a sequence of squares, beginning with 1^ (repre door. Slip the sheet of newspaper halfway under
Squirrel's cheeks; lunch box sented by the ace), 2^ (the 4), 3^ (the 9), 4^ (16, or the door. Then have the two people stand on the
Dog's paws; steam shovel A A + A 6), etc. The order of suits is random, ex sheet on opposite sides of the door.
Mole's tuhnel; subway tunnel
cept in the case of two-digit squares, where both
Puzzle idea: Mark Mazut digits are of the same suit (16, 25, 36, and 49). 7 . Yo u G e t t h e B i l l

Begin roiling the bill from one end. if the roil is tight
Shrine of Honors enough, you will be able to push the bottle off the
The A Q is missing. The layout of the complete edi bill as you continue rolling it forward.
fi c e i s s h o w n b e l o w.

34 Lost Horigon
A K

♦ K- - ♦ J

V Q
\
♦Q V J ♦Q

V K

Aces in the Hoies


The number on each tombstone corresponds to the
number of letters in the name of the suit buried be
neath it. Since no ace is buried under a card of its
own suit, the solution is as follows: A A is buried
under the ♦ 5; A A under the V 4; ♦ A under the
A 7; and V A under the A 5.

Fake Ad
Sources: Puzzles #1,7, 12—100 deux Geometri-
que by Pierre Berloquin (1973); #2, 12—La Re- T h e F a k e A d v e r t i s e m e n t a n n o u n c e d i n t h e Ta
vista de Juegos Snark (Buenos Aires), Fail 1978; ble of Contents was for the TOSS telephone
and #3, 4, 6, 8—Scientific American. July 1977. service, and appeared on page 1. Photograph
Puzzles #9, 10, 11 are by Games Associate Editor by Stan Fellerman.
Mike Shenk.

58 JUNE 1985 GAMES


ANSWER DRAWER

48 Eyeball Benders 40 Opening Moves 28 Dszquiihsbnt!


The objects are: 1. D 3. J 5. F 7. H 9. i 1. CRYPTOON. "i told you this would happen if
1. Skillet 2. B 4. E 6. A 8. G 10. C you didn't stop eating all those 'Lite' products!"
2. Phone 2. HONESTLYi I never did give anybody hell, i just
told the truth and they thought it was hell.—Harry
3. Net Wm Playing House Truman
4. Ax
5. Sander 1 . To l l h o u s e 10. Opera house 3. DAFFY-NITION. Artificial infeiligence; Machines
6. Key 2. Penthouse 11 . C o u r t h o u s e that seem to think, or wit displayed by pupil with
7. Knife 3. Dollhouse 12. Powerhouse crib notes.
8. Oar 4. Farmhouse 13. Schoolhouse 4. GOOD ATTITUDE. Finely tooled leather com
9. Pick (guitar pick) 5. Birdhouse 14. Porterhouse mands high price because craftsmen give the work
10. Jars 6. Roundhouse 15. Station house their awl.
The rebus message is "Skiii at phonetics and a 7. Lighthouse 16. Boardinghouse 5. GOOD TASTE. Amount of calories consumed by
keen eye for pictures." 8. Roughhouse 17. Ciearinghouse chefs in sampling food adds up at end of day to
Puzzie by Emily Cox and Henry Rathvon. 9. Storehouse 18. Slaughterhouse gastronomicai figure.
6. FICKLE FASHION. Misguided wholesaler wrung
hands over warehouse packed with passe pet
rocks and hula hoops.
7. POSSESSIVE. Lucky dog, gnawing choice
shank bone, growls when hungry cur eyes succu
lent tidbit.

" 1
A Matter of Time f, "Honey Bun" ("101 pounds of fun")
g . " S e v e n t y - S i x T r o m b o n e s " ( w i t h 11 0
oc Marching Bands
The Eastern time zone boasts 50.5 percent of
the population. Alaska has only 0.2 percent.
cornets")
u N c!l E aIr 0 H 1 M E D
The state of Alaska is so big that not ail of if can E D A M P ;E- N T: H 0 U 8 E
fit into one time zone—the remainder is in the Ve r b a l Gy m n a s ti c s
U N D A 8
Hawaii-Aleutian zone. ' 1. Rugby teams 0 S C A R|R|0[T
2. Bobbied; bobsled H A N G AIR CIO: N 8 E N; T
3. Racetrack; car P 8 0
Book Revue S L 0 0 R 0 E
The "best-seiiers" are:
1. Sears, Roebuck Catalog (4-5 biiiion copies
4. Polo; pool
T
F 0
A B A
R C E
8 o|oS
o E
L
r
T
A
G
E
T
since 1896) Accept No Substitutes
2. The Bible (3 biiiion copies, ail versions, T h e l e t t e r s N D E R w i l l f o r m t h e w o r d s b l a n d e r,
0 K A Y T A E T E
since 1800)
3. McGuffey Reader (125 million copies, ail
blender, blinder, blonder, and blunder S 1 C K 0 mie'd 1 A T 0 R
editions since 1836) M A S S E" utRW Y R A N T
4. Webster's American Spelling Book (80- Minimizing Shots 0 U T R1 1 D E|R 0 A R G 0
100 million copies since 1783)
If Black plays 13 to 1 twice (hitting), Red can hit S A K ElSfA BIS T R A G T
5. The Truth That Leads to Eternal Life (74
on 7 returns from the bar (2-5, 3-5, 4-5, and 5-
million copies since 1968) P E S 1 N A R
6. The World Almanac (36 million copies 5). 14 to 2, and 8 to 2 twice is better, yielding E i T A M E;T
since 1868) only 6 shots (6-1, 5-2, and 4-3). But the correct
7. Guinness Book of World Records (32 mil play is 14 to 2, and 10 to 4 twice. Because Red
is required to play both numbers on his dice if 31 Solitaire Hangman
lion copies since 1955)
8. The Common Sense Book of Baby and possible, he can hit the ace shot in only 5 ways i. Signpost VI. Coxswain
Child Care (30 million copies since 1946) (1-1, 1-3, and 1-5). ii. Dolphin Vii. Acreage
9. Valley of the Dolls (20 million copies since ill. Rubbish Viii. Sojourn
1966) 9 to 5 I V. J e a l o u s iX. Peephole
10. American Red Cross First Aid Book (16 V. Frogman X. Gridiron
First to arrive was Shawn Robert, the office
million copies since 1910)
manager and PTA president. She was the
Adapted from The Literary Life and Other Curi second to leave.
osities (The Viking Press) ® 1981 by Robert 26 June Moon
Second to arrive was Douglas George, the
Hendrickson
t r e a s u r e r a n d d i e t e r. H e w a s t h e f o u r t h t o
leave.
Station to Station Third to arrive was Lynn James, the president,
who had big feet. She was the third to leave.
1. (d) KSTP; St. Paul
2. (e) WLUP; Chicago (afer Chicago's Loop) Fourth to arrive was Brooke Brent, company
3: (g) WEIL; Philadelphia vice-president and dog lover. She was the
4. (h) KABL; San Francisco (after cable cars) last to leave.

5. (f) WAPP; New York (the Big Apple) Fifth to arrive was Gale Charles,,secretary and
6. (a) WOKY; Milwaukee (Mil-WOKY) sports fan. She was the first to leave.
7. (i) KCMO; Kansas City, MO
8. (c) WELi; New Haven (a Yale student is an
Triple Trouble
Eli)
9. (b) WSUN; Tampa/St. Petersburg 202 = 400
-F 212 ^ 441
Catctiy Little Numbers 292 = 841
a. "Chattanooga Choo Choc" ("track 29")
b. "it Was a Very Good Year" ("When I was
Famous Unknowns
35")
c. "The Atchison, Topeka, and the Santa Fe" 1, P. T. Barnum; 2. A. A. Milne; 3. J. D. Salin
("engine number 49") and "Clementine" ger; 4. H. G. Weils; 5. 0. J. Simpson
("was a miner, 49'er") 6 . T, S . E l i o t ; 7 . D . H . L a w r e n c e
d. "The Christmas Song" ("kids from 1 to 8 . H . R , H a i d e m a n ; 9 . B . F. S k i n n e r
92") 1 0 . J . P. M o r g a n ; 1 1 . W . C . F i e l d s
e. "Young at Heart" ("if you should survive to 12. E. G. Marshall, who fells everybody that's
105 . . .") w h a t E . G . s t a n d s f o r.
V
V:-"

60 JUNE 1985 GAIVIES


AMSWEK DRAWER

27 Through the Hoops 27 P's and Cues H A L L M A R K


1. Pied Piper
2. Private Property
3. Park Place
4. Peter Pan
5. Penny pinctier
6. Peace pipe
NATIONAL
7. Pink Panther
8. Parcel post
9. Pep pills
10. Pikes Peak
11. Printing press
12. Player piano
J I G S AW
13. Pulitzer Prize

PUZZLE
14. Pablo Picasso
15. Pizza parlor
16. Peyton Place
17. Patent pending
18. Patti Page
19.
20.
Pilgrim's Progress
Porky Pig
CHAMPIONSHIPS
22 Made in Hollywood
The Hucksters Phffft!
1 . S t a r Wa r s 1. Z(or /W)
2. Jaws II 2. She (or Them or It!)
3 . E . T. T h e E x t r a t e r r e s t r i a l 3. M'A'S'H (or S*H*E)
4. Psycho II 4. Torat Toral Toral (or GIrlsl GIrlsl Girls! or Stop!
5. Bonnie and Clyde Look! and Laugh!)
6. Close Encounters of 5. It's a Mad. Mad, Mad, Mad World
the Third Kind 6. S
7. Halloween
The Oscar
8. Blazing Saddles
1. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
9. Allen
and GIgl
10. Rocky
2. Gone With the Wlhd
11. The Sting
3. Kafharine Hepburn (at age 74) and Henry
Ta l k o f t h e To w n Fonda (76) for Oh Golden Pond
1. Bette Davis, In Beyond the Forest 4. Janet Gaynor (22) for three films (early Oscars
2. Charlton Heston, in Planet of the Apes were awarded for cumulative work) and Rich
3. Harrison Ford, in Raiders of the Lost Ark ard Dreyfuss (29) for The Goodbye Girl
4. Clint Eastwood, in Sudden Impact 5. George Burns (80) for The Sunshine Boys-,
5. Henry Fonda, in The Grapes of Wrath Ruth Gordon (72) for Rosemary's Baby, Timo
6. Marilyn Monroe, in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes thy Hutton (19) for Ordinary People-, Tatum
7. Boris Karloff, in The Bride of Frankenstein O'Neal (10) for Paper Moon OVER $7500 IN CASH PRIZES!
8. Elizabeth Taylor, in Who's Afraid of 'Virginia 6. Cimarron, in 1931
Wooif 7. It Happened One Night and One Flew Over the TIMED ASSEMBLY COMPETITIONS
9. John Wayne, in McCllntock! Cuckoo's Nest
10. Groucho Marx, in A Day at the Races 8. (b) The African Queen SINGLES & DOUBLES CONTESTS
11. Woody Allen, in Annie Hall 9. (b) Stagecoach
12. Humphrey Bogart, in Casablanca 10. Burt Lancaster won his Oscar in 1960 for
13. James Stewart, in It's a Wonderful Life
The Front Page
Elmer Gantry.

A Star Is Born
Aug. 17-18, 1985
1. RKO '4. Universal
2. Paramount 1. Katharine Hepburn, in Sylvia Scarlett
3. MGM
5. Columbia
2. Clint Eastwood and Carol Channing, in The First
Traveling Saleslady
AT H E N S , O H I O
The Group 3. Natalie Wood, in Tomorrow Is Forever
1. Russ Tamblyn and George Chakiris (who won a 4. Lucille Ball and Ginger Rogers, In Stage Door Entry forms available from participating
best-supporting Oscar for the role) Hallmark retailers or the Dairy Barn.
2. Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd, Harold Ramis, and The Marrying Kind
Ernie Hudson
1. Gary Grant and Myrna Ley Entry deadline Aug. 2, 1985.
3. Warren Beatty, Faye Dunaway, Gene Hackman, 2. James Stewart and Maureen O'Hara
Estelle Parsons, and Michael J. Pollard 3 . M i c h a e l K e a t o n a n d Te r l G a r r
4. Claude Rains and Bette Davis
4. Leo Gorcey, Huntz Hall, Billy Halop, Bobby Jor
dan, Gabriel Dell, and Bernard Punsley 5. Walter Pigeon and Greer Garson
6. Edward Herrmann and Diane Keaton
5. Stacy and James Keach; David, Keith, and Rob
ert Carradine; Randy and Dennis Quald The Morning After
6. Connie Francis, Yvette Mimieux, Paula Prentiss, 1. Close Encounters of
and Dolores Hart the Third Kind
7. Kevin Kline, William Hurt, Glenn Close, JcBeth 2 . S t a r Wa r s MATKJHAL JKSSAW WOZLE
Williams, Jeff Goldblum, Mary Kay Place, and Tom 3. Saturday Night Fever CHAMPtONSHVS
THE MIRY MRN, ATHENS. OHD
Berenger 4. An Unmarried Woman
8. Molly Ringwald, Anthony Michael Hall, Emillo 5. King Kong
Estevez, Ally Sheedy, and Judd Nelson 6 . To o t s i e Sponsored by Hollmork Cords, Inc.
7 . T h e R o a d Wa r r i o r (fhe moker of Springbok
Fantasia
Puzxies}, The Dairy Bam
1. Scandal (a fictitious title)
Southeastern Ohio Cultural Arts
2. The Gauntlet (an Eastwood cop flick, but not of
the Dirty Harry variety) Phffft! questions by Louis Phillips, The Hucksters Center, ond the Athens
by Burt Hochberg, The Oscar by Jim White. Area Chomber of Commerce.
3. Journey to the Planet of the Apes (fictitious)
4. Angels With Dirty Faces (Reagan was featured
in the follow-up film. Angels Wash Their Faces) Photo credit: Sylvia Scarlett, Movie Still Archives

GAMES JUNE 1985 61


AMSWeR DRAWeR

37 Gridlocked G A M E P L A Y E R S
Wheel and deal in the oil and
N o w Yo u S e e I t gas business where the world's
greatest fortunes have been won
s P A R ■ If L 1 P and lost. Authentic properties,
(Continued from page 4)
M a r c h
L A M A IM0.^X1 p
A N T I R 0 T H driiiing odds, costs, problems
and royalties make this board
★ In our list of participatory murder games
A G E D 1 L E D
game chaiienging and enlight
in the feature article "Murder on the Mon V A N 1 S H I N G C R E A M S
ening. Send $35, pius $2
treal Express" (sidebar, page 16), an incor E N D 0 W E Dl D pi postage/handiing. TX res. add
rect address was given for The Plot |A R IE N 0 8 $1.88 ea. game. Aii charge cards
Thickens. The correct address Is 5333 G 0 N E accepted. Call 817/332-4981
for mail-orders only.
Russell Ave., Suite 205, Los Angeles, CA
90027; phone (213) HOLMES-4 or (213) A X
F
La
G A C
8 H E S
T
RETAILERS
465-6375. Write or call for Information on a Thousands of this exciting new
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L LllA N T 0 L E pricing and deiivery information,
call 817/332-5191 or contact
* Clue 57-Across of the "Letter Drops" S I B E M A N
WILDCATTER
crossword ('page 31) asked for "Atlantic City
game." Your answer FARO is a gambling
h A K
H E M
E
605 Throckmorton

XXXS] Fort Worth, Texas 76102


game, but it's illegal in Atlantic City. IT 0 R 11 A S Y
Stephen Langfeider
Baidwin, NY Headlines
W I L D C AT T E R
T H E A U T H E N T I C O I L A G A S E X P L O R AT I O N G A M E

(Continued from page 4)


Frisbee Discs will fly at events on both
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• Dogs of ali waiks are invited to the
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leaping abiiity during mid-air catch competi s e l e c t e d , h a r d - t o - fi n d i t e m s t h a t
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• Records • Science Kits
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June 26-30. Divisions include distance,
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9 Logic its Cryptic Crossword 1 Panama Bones Conar

Set 1: The igloo is not permanent (igloos melt in ACROSS The sacred card is the eight of diamonds. The 12
the summer); the doghouse is not a structure used 1 Costar (actors) face-up cards are placed as shown:
4 Stashing (stag + shin)
by people; the schoolhouse is not a residence; the
house trailer is not stationary; and the brick house 9 Amulet (a -|- mule q- t)
is not a one-story structure. 10 Skippers (kipper -i- S.S.)
Set 2; The dandelions are the only weed; the tulips 11 Safety pin (any pets if)
are the only plants shown that are grown from a 13 Riata (SecretaRIAT After)
bulb; the mums are in a vase, not in the ground; the 14 Fred Astaire (feared -i- stair)
roses are not yellow; and the corn is a vegetable, 18 Grasshopper (grasper + shop)
n o t a fl o w e r. 21 Alive (a -F evil)
Set 3: Tennis is the only sport that is shown being 22 Dreamlike (Rlike made)
24 Cantatas (Santa act)
played outdoors; squash Is the only sport in which
no net is used; badminton uses a shuttlecock, not a 25 Tiptoe (to tie + p)
ball; table tennis is not played on a court; and vol 26 Traverse (art -i- verse)
leyball Is the only sport in which a racquet is not 27 Hearts (hear + T.S.)
used.
DOWN
P h o t o C r e d i t s ; i g l o o , s c h o o l h o u s e , t r a i l e r, 1 Classify (lass -i- if -F Cy)
dandelions, tulips, roses, corn, and squash, 2 Shuffled (sled -F huff)
The image Bank; doghouse and tennis. The 3 Agent (a -F gent)
Stock Shop; badminton photo courtesy of Don 5 Taking issue (a -F king -F tissue)
Rittmann; table tennis FPG; volleyball. Focus
On Sports.
6
7
Superhero (our sphere)
icecap (pace -F Ci) f V Q f K A
8 Gasbag (GA -f gabs)
12 Pots and pans (pandas stop -F n) Eureka is dedicated to those venturesome spirits
36 Double Cross 15 Aggregate (Greg -f agate) who, never settling for a ready answer, have fought
16 Splinter (Len trips) their way to a better, more elegant, or more com
A. CROSS WORDS 17 Treeless (reel -F Tess) plete solution than one previously given in the
8. ORRiSROOT 19 Mascot (ma's -F cot) A n s w e r D r a w e r.
C . U P - T O - D AT E 20 Sienna (Anne -F is) * Foreign Correspondent Cover (April). The
D. ORIS 23 Maize (I -F maze) names of 14 cities were represented by rebus
E. HOFFMAN stamps on an envelope—a gnome in a snowstorm
F. L A M P P O S T [35 Crossword 2 for Nome, Alaska, the letter P with a crown for Pe
G. ADDRESS king, China, and so on. The charred lower left-hand
H. NIDE ACROSS corner of the envelope, however, prompted Gloria
I. WILD WEST SHOW 1 Direct (credit) Sheffield, of Pickerington, OH, to think of yet anoth
J. IPHICLES 4 Footrest (to -F forest) er city, namely Bern (burn), Switzerland, while
10 Divergent (diver gent)
K. LIP SERVICE Mary Jane Smit, of South Newbury, VT, contributed
L . L E AT H E R N E C K 11 Tread (MontmarTRE ADdress) Manila, the Philippines (the manila envelope itself).
M. IDLEWILD 12 Rotterdam (dam -F rotter) * Sgt. Pepper's Baloney Hearts Club Band
N. APPOSITE 13 Rates (rats -F e)
(April, page 44). Francis Bacon, Peppermint Patty,
O. MIKE HAMMER 14 None (nun) and a Brownie camera were just a few of the 67
P. F I F T H W H E E L 16 Amalgamate (A&M -F mate -F AL -F GA) food-related images that made up this collage
0. AS YOU LIKE IT 19 Hashhouses (shah + who - w -F uses) based on the Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club
R. URIAH HEEP 22 Onus (on -F us) Band album cover. Nancy B. Hunter, of Arvada,
S. LORRY 24 Heady (Hedy -F a) CO, managed to find one more—the onion-domed
T. K N O W - H O W 25 Racehorse (chose rare)
building pictured In the foreground is in fact Mos
U. NOISOME 27 Wagon (wag -F on) cow's St. BASIL'S Cathedral.
V. E X T R E M I T I E S 28 Violation (viola -F into) * Themework (March, page 46). A Pic-Tac-Toe
W. R I YA D H 29 Secretly (sly -F Crete) puzzle consists of nine pictures in a three-by-three
30 Shiner (shrine) arrangement that carry eight separate themes;
While writing scripts in Hollywood, (Faulkner) three horizontally, three vertically, and two diago
asked his superiors if they would allow him to write DOWN nally. In this Pic-Tac-Toe, our answer linked pic
"at home." . . . Some weeks later his employers 1 Dude ranch (cured hand) tures of the Monkees, Kooi & the Gang, and the
were horrified to receive a postcard postmarked 2 Rivet (afteR iV'E Turned) Beatles as pop music groups, but Jessica Wolfe, of
"Oxford, Mississippi"—the place he had in 3 Carmen (two meanings) New York, NY, added a further refinement—music
5 Optimal (opal -F Tim)
mind.—(Robert) Coughlan, (The Private World of) groups that use unconventional spellings in their
William Faulkner 6 Tutorial (U -F to -F trial) names.
7 Eyestrain (yes retina)
8 Tides (diets)
9 Seldom (models) COMING DISTRACTIONS
29 Minor Alterations
15 Nostalgic (agnostic -F I)
17 Easterner (e -F a -F sterner) July I
18 Cheyenne (shy Anne) The Baby Boomers It's 1950, and to
20 Unravel (un + Ravel)
morrow's Yuppies are today's babies.
21 Escrow (worse + C)
But something's wrong here—plenty, in
23 Thrash (h -F trash)
24 Hawks (ha -F wks.) fact. Can you spot the anachronisms in
26 Reign (rain) the cover photo?
T h e P r i c e Wa s R i g h t O n c e y o u ' v e
32 Get the Picturet solved the cover puzzle, test your guess
es about the cost of living, 1950-style,
1. G (a "fore" said) 11 . S (no table)
with this nostalgic quiz.
2. N (cap size) 12. K (pen pals)
Pius "The Japanese Way of Go," a su
3. Q (child hood) 13. C (proper tips)
4. A (come to order) 14. B (short coming) permarket puzzle to measure your
5. L (dog ma) 15. E (sport scar) shelf-consciousness. Travel Bingo, 500
6. H (elect Ron) 16. F (sub stance) Rummy, Don Rubin's Real Puzzles, and
7. 0 (far fetched) 17. T (surf ace) the usual unusual mix.
8. D (head start) 18. P (trench ant) On saie at newsstands
9. R (in habit) 19. M (war fare) J u n e 11
10. J (just ice) 20. i (water tower)

64 JUNE 1986 GAMES

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