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CANADIANS
TRUST
NOVEMBER 2018
Meet Canada’s
GREATEST THIS IS
HERO,
THE
WINNER
OF OUR
CONTEST
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A N DR E W M UN OZ
PHOTOGRAPHY BY
NIKKI ORMEROD
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Vol. 193 | No. 1,154
NOVEMBER 2018
Department of Wit
P. | 76 76 Recipe for Disaster
My wife can’t cook—but she
keeps trying. DAV I D T H O R N E
F R O M 2 7 B S L A S H 6 .C O M
Heart
78 The Multiple Miracles
of One Short Life
As a mother tracks down
the researchers who received
her baby’s organ donations, her
grief transforms into pride.
Society S A R A H G R AY F R O M T H E M OT H
READER FAVOURITES
ST E V E N T W I G G
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Health
20 Fibromyalgia Explained
Why doctors are finally
paying attention to it.
SAMANTHA RIDEOUT
Health
24 How to Tell if You’re
Self-Medicating
Know the signs and how to
address them. D I A N A D U O N G
ART OF LIVING
Health
10 Sewing Change 26 What’s Wrong With Me?
The Moccasin Project teaches A medical mystery resolved.
students about Indigenous LISA BENDALL
child welfare and inspires them
to take action. M O I R A F A R R
GET SMART!
The RD Interview
14 A Leader Looks Back 102 13 Things Real Estate
Former Prime Minister Jean Agents Wish You Knew
Chrétien on advising Justin ANNA-KAISA WALKER
Trudeau, tiring of Trump and
telling his tales. C O U R T N E Y S H E A 105 Brainteasers
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Editor’s Letter
Pet Pals
FOR DECADES, I WAS A CAT PERSON. Then two things happened: I fell
in love and I met Rudy.
I was in between feline friends when I started dating my wife—who
would be perfect if not for her allergy to, you guessed it. Committing to her
meant cats were permanently out of the picture. “So what if we got a dog?”
I surprised myself by asking one day, after years without a pet.
Rudy, a doe-eyed rescue of indeterminate heritage, came to us last August.
My wife and I soon learned he was afraid of sudden movements, loud noises,
many men and most dogs. What he did like: running away, overgrown lawns,
the one chair in the house we had declared
off limits and, eventually, us.
Life with Rudy these past 15 months has
taught me the importance of managing
my expectations, the value of a well-made
harness and the simple joy of getting lost
in tall grass with the best pup around.
I am now an unabashed dog person.
Judging by the submissions we
received for our inaugural Canada’s
Greatest Pets contest, many of you are
equally devoted to your animals. In this
month’s cover story (page 30), you
can read all about the winner and the
wonderful runners-up who make each
day that much sweeter for their
MI KE Y F ON D A C A R O
human companions.
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Contributors
VANESSA STEVEN TWIGG
FARQUHARSON (Illustrator, “Recipe
(Writer, “he Quest to for Disaster,” page 76)
Buy Less,” page 40)
Home base:
Home base: Toronto. Previously
Toronto. Previously published in published in The Globe and Mail
The National Post and Chatelaine. and Mental Floss. The height of
I consider myself a conscientious my culinary triumphs occurred
shopper, even a minimalist. But the when I was pan-frying a pork chop.
subjects I interviewed made me real- I eyed some fruity tea next to the
ize how much I’m still buying. Often, stove, and I daringly sprinkled some
we’re happier spending money on on. It turned out to be amazing, so
experiences rather than things, but I’d say I’m a pretty good cook. Plus,
that’s easier said than done in a world I burn things less than 30 per cent
of marketing algorithms and Amazon. of the time.
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I very much enjoyed “Me, My Mom and Sears” (May
2018). My mother worked for the department store for
more than 30 years, so I could relate to many of Megan
Murphy’s observations—from her mother’s “practical
and strong-willed” nature to the lone scotch mint
in the bottom of her purse! My mom is now 87, and
on one of our recent visits I read her the article. We
shared a few laughs and a tear or two. I know how
hard Mom worked for us—her job was her social life
and a way to finance our vacations. My heart goes out
to any seniors whose pensions may have been affected
by the closing of Sears.
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Life’s Like That
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my computer?
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THE RD INTERVIEW
A Leader Looks
Back
BY CO U R T N E Y S H E A
I L LU ST R AT I O N BY A I M É E VA N D R I M M E L E N
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You mention that writing is some- on something, they call me. I have
thing you would do when you had known Justin since he was a baby—I
tired of the “surrealist vagaries” of was sitting in the House of Commons
Donald Trump. Care to expand? next to his father when he was born.
I’m very surprised by what’s going on Justin is a different guy than I am, and
in the United States. Like many oth- as prime minister he has to do things
ers, I’m watching it on TV and, some- his way. What’s important, though, is
times, I don’t enjoy it. So it’s better to the values we share—values that have
return to my desk and gain back my existed in our party for a long time.
serenity with my souvenirs, my stories.
Is there anything that stands out
What are your thoughts on living in that regard?
in the era of “alternative facts”? I was very pleased with the moves we
In my time, to be accused of lying made for the refugees from Syria. We
was a terrible attack. If you alleged took in a big number of them, and it
somebody else in the House [of Com- was not a controversy in Canada.
mons] was doing it, that caused a
big storm. The member [making the Did you always dream of a life
allegation] had to prove it or was sus- in politics?
pended from the House. It doesn’t My father was the one who wanted
seem to be such a big problem today. me to be a politician. When I told
him that I wanted to be an architect,
You chose Joe Clark, an old rival, he said, “No, you will never be
to write the foreword. elected as an architect. You’re going
Yes, and that’s why I asked him. to law school.” So I did. In those days,
I thought it would be a good message when your father said something,
to send to people. We worked across you did it.
the aisle from each other for more
than 30 years. He was an opponent Your father chose your career, and
of mine all that time, but even when in the book, you write about how
we had to challenge each other polit- your mother chose your wife.
ically, we remained civilized. Well, I was very attracted to my wife,
but it was my mother who did every-
The Trudeau government occasion- thing she could to make sure that we
ally consults with you on current ended up together.
matters. How does that work?
I’m not advising them on a daily basis, Jean Chrétien’s My Stories, My Times
but when they want to get my views comes out October 23.
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CULTURE
RD Recommends
BY D A N IE LLE GR O E N
1
BECOMING
Michelle Obama
The former first lady’s path from the
South Side of Chicago to the East Wing of
the White House has received heaps of media attention, but Becoming
is the first time she’s writing about that journey herself. This memoir lingers
over several pivotal locations along the way: Princeton, where she was one
of the rare Black students; Baskin-Robbins, where she and Barack shared
their first kiss; the C-suite, where she wrestled with the competing demands
of motherhood and work. Each story unspools with Obama’s customary
candour and warmth. Nov. 13.
DID YOU KNOW? In 2001, Michelle Obama—down a babysitter and with her
husband away—brought four-month-old Sasha to a job interview. “If you
want me to do the job,” she told them, “you’ve got to give me flexibility.”
They did—so they did.
2 THE FLAME
Leonard Cohen
In a 2016 interview with The New Yorker, published weeks
before he died, Leonard Cohen said, “My natural thrust is
to finish things I’ve begun.” True to his word, he held on for
this collection of poetry. Although the book is shot through
with a sense of mortality, Cohen’s playfulness and wit lend
buoyancy, too. His illustrations, mostly befuddled-looking
self-portraits, are an unexpected delight. Oct. 2.
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Before she transforms into QEII for the next
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her royal pedigree in this quirky and sumptuous his-
torical romp. She plays Queen Anne, the 18th-century
monarch with a penchant for brandy and an even
greater weakness for sexy, bossy women pushing
political agendas—like the Whig Sarah Churchill
(Rachel Weisz) and Churchill’s cousin, the Tory
Abigail Masham (Emma Stone). Nov. 23.
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Plan and prepare ... but when the I wasn’t going to run. I figured I’m
time comes, trust yourself and let go. not going to outrun an eagle, so we
might as well see what happens.
Vi k i n g s s t a r KATHERYN WINNICK,
in Inc., on the key to success S e a t t l e Ma r i n e r s p i t c h e r
JAMES PAXTON, after an eagle landed
on him during a game
I often speak to students and emer-
ging entrepreneurs, and one piece of
advice I give them is to have naive The world will be a different place in
ambition—you have to be a little naive 20 years, and we have no idea what
to believe that your business, which that will look like. I think that’s why
may now be only a spreadsheet, could we have conversations; that’s why we
be a big international player one day. have to listen; that’s why we make art.
MICHAEL KATCHEN, f o u n d e r o f An i s h i n a a b e a r t i s t
We a l t h S i m p l e , in Canadian Business REBECCA BELMORE
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It’s pretty neat to stand at the tallest of research, the answer was neuro-
spot on earth and look out to see the scientific—we are wired against it.
curvature of the world.
Jo u r n a l i s t AMANDA LANG,
JOHN OLDRING, on her book The Beauty of Discomfort: How What We
E v e r e s t , a t 6 4 , in Avenue Magazine
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HEALTH
Fibromyalgia
Explained
BY SA M A N T H A R I D E O U T
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working up, says Dr. Gary Macfar- pain, but this treatment will give you
lane, lead author of the European tools for coping with it. CBT will teach
League Against Rheumatism’s you to pace yourself and remain
recommendations somewhat active,
for managing the even on highly symp-
condition. Exercise For unknown tomatic days.
brings at least mod- reasons, women It’s important to
est relief to the great develop fibromyalgia have realistic expect-
majority of sufferers, ations for current
possibly by boosting significantly treatments, since
more often
endorphins, redu- they tend to bring
cing stress, improv- moderate improve-
ing sleep or increas- than men. ment at best. As
ing blood flow to the Macfarlane says,
person’s muscles. “There’s still a great
Another common fibromyalgia need to understand this condition
treatment is cognitive behavioural better and bring optimal care to
therapy (CBT). It won’t eliminate your these patients.”
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NEWS FROM THE
World of Medicine
BY SA M A N T H A R I D E O U T
A DA M VO O R H E S ; ( P R O P ST Y L I ST ) R O B I N F I N L AY
ferers, most people can get management. An experiment
all the vitamins and minerals conducted at the University
they need from food, without of Guelph compared eating
having to buy supplements. a serving of starchy food
(rice or potatoes) to eating
Seeing the Same the same foods with half of
Doctor Reduces the portion swapped
Mortality Risk out for lentils. The len-
Based on evidence from tils slowed the release
22 previous studies, a of the meal’s sugars,
British review linked con- resulting in blood-glucose
tinuity of care (repeated levels that were 20 to
contact between a patient 35 per cent lower.
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A Dose of Advice
A Dose of Advice is a regular Q&A series that features
trusted Guardian® and I.D.A.® pharmacists from
communities all across Canada. This edition features
Paul Tellier, pharmacist-owner at Tellier Guardian®
Pharmacy in Bonnyville, Alberta.
How to Tell
if You’re Self-
Medicating
BY D I A N A D U O N G
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the drug you’ve chosen to take, is when you start eating irregularly,
which can eventually lead to addic- says Ferguson. Compulsively con-
tion or, worse, overdose. suming past the point of being full
is a warning sign.
ALCOHOL
“People usually start self-soothing RECREATIONAL ACTIVITIES
using alcohol to relieve pain or help Shopping, gambling, obsessively using
get to sleep,” says Dr. Donna Fergu- social media and gaming can all dis-
son, a psychologist at the Centre tract us from stressors. Different activ-
for Addiction and Mental Health in ities help different people, but they
Toronto. A common example of mis- have a common thread: they might
use she’s noted is among clients who be used to mask difficult feelings.
believe their sleep medication has A hobby becomes harmful if it’s
failed and instead use a drink—or too frequent or distracting—and pre-
four—to doze off. vents you from socializing, succeed-
This behaviour can sometimes ing at work or school, or generally
lead to dependency—and when functioning at your regular capacity,
you start doing things you normally says Brooks.
wouldn’t, that’s a sign the self-
medication technique has become WHAT TO DO IF YOU’RE
an addiction, says Deborah Brooks, SELF-MEDICATING
a psychotherapist based in Ottawa. People who are self-soothing are gen-
“Typically people have a drink after erally the last to realize it. Often, that
a long day or on weekends,” she says. means friends, family or colleagues
But if you’re drinking too frequently will clock the warning signs, such
or too much, “that’s a problem.” as the person becoming withdrawn
or their productivity dipping. Once
FOOD you’ve recognized this in someone—
Many common self-medication prac- or they’ve recognized it themselves—
tices don’t involve drugs and alcohol. start talking. Loved ones take the iso-
Self-soothing also includes bingeing lation out of self-medication, while
on food when under stress—because medical professionals can help for-
snacks that are high in sugar, salt mulate a plan to break destructive
or fat lead to a surge of dopamine, habits. Ultimately, says Ferguson,
which increases pleasurable emo- recovering means “not just tackling
tions. The difference between occa- the vice of choice, but also address-
sionally enjoying a rich mac and ing the underlying reason why you’re
cheese and harmful self-medicating self-medicating.”
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HEALTH
What’s Wrong
With Me?
BY L I SA B E N DA L L
I L LU ST R AT I O N BY V I C TO R WO N G
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100 years
The War Amps
1918-2018
patients even die after developing narrow down the possibilities. One
one, often from cancer. was syphilis, quickly excluded after
While recording a detailed history, an antibody test, and another was a
Reny learned that Maria had multiple type of vasculitis called giant cell
teeth extracted several months earlier, arteritis (GCA), or Horton’s disease.
leaving her with sore gums that oozed According to the National Organiza-
pus for several days afterwards. tion for Rare Disorders in the United
“Sinuses and teeth are common sites States, the condition affects 24 in
of chronic infection that can be 100,000 people over 50, and more
missed,” he says, but a mouth X-ray women than men. Left untreated,
showed everything had healed. Maria patients risk losing their vision.
had also spent time in park areas Horton’s disease had already been
known to harbour ticks, dismissed in Maria’s
but she tested negative case—she reported no
for Lyme disease. relevant symptoms and
Since Maria had A scan showed an artery biopsy had
described chest pains, that Maria’s come back negative for
Reny ran an EKG and it—but Reny suspected
checked her enzyme aorta was she might have an
levels, but uncovered thickened with unusual presentation.
no leads. On day eight
of his work on the case,
inflammation. (Negative biopsies can
happen as the location
he ordered a PET scan, of the inflammation is
which uses radioactive not always predictable.)
tracers to highlight problems with The most common treatment is
blood flow or other organ functions. prednisone, a corticosteroid. Within
“When you perform this scan 24 hours of being prescribed the medi-
because you haven’t found anything cation, Maria’s symptoms improved—
yet, it’s frustrating,” says Reny. Often, confirming Reny’s diagnosis was
though, a PET will uncover a previ- correct. “That intense abdominal
ously undetected inflammatory dis- pain she complained about was
ease or cancer. And indeed, in this actually low back pain,” he says.
case, it revealed an important clue. Maria’s prescription will gradually
The scan showed that the wall of be reduced over one to two years.
Maria’s aorta was thickened with Relapses can occur, but are managed
inflammation, from her heart to her by adjusting the medication dose.
abdomen, and into the iliac arteries “For now, she’s back at work—and
in her pelvis. With that, Reny could very thankful,” says Reny.
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READER’S DIGEST
WINNE
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pup before, so I asked a local rescue ined I’d be walking three hours a day, and
to avoid matching me with a big, his aggression is now almost entirely
aggressive or very energetic animal. under control.
A few days later, Hero—a scruffy, It took two years before Hero started
22-kilogram street dog from the coming to me for affection. But all of the
Cayman Islands—arrived at my front training and tears were worth it. There is
door. He tried to attack everyone nobody in my world as cherished as my
and anything that made him feel dog—he really is my Hero. –Nikki Saltz
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RUNNER-UP
MR. CLOVER
TILLSONBURG, ONT.
RUNNER-UP
BUDDY
TORONTO
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the door. His snuggles are the best, bar none. He’ll wrap his
body around you like a scarf, or curl up under the duvet
with his head next to yours on the pillow. –S.J. Topp
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LIFE LESSON
Sick of acquiring
scads of stuff? THE
You have options, QUEST
from bartering and
repairing to making TO
do with what you
already own. BUY
LESS
BY VA N E S SA FA R Q U H A R S O N
I L LU ST R AT I O N BY SA L I N I P E R E R A
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Now, some conscientious consum- THRIVING WITH LESS
ers are taking matters into their own Changing how we acquire things is nec-
hands and joining the burgeoning essary, but there’s also something to be
Repair Café movement. Founded in said for simply not getting them in the
Amsterdam in 2009 by sewing expert first place. “Most of us have more than
Martine Postma, the original non- what we need,” says Marina Ramalho,
profit has expanded to more than the first Canadian consultant trained in
1,500 locations worldwide. These pop- the KonMari method of decluttering,
up events, which are run by volunteers, made popular by Marie Kondo’s book
offer lessons in how to fix anything The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying
from an unravelled hem to an unre- Up. “This can lead to a lot of anxiety—
sponsive laptop. like, think about everything stuffed in
“There’s juice and treats and you get the back of your closet; do you own
to meet new people,” says Bennett those things or do they own you?”
McCardle, a retired civil servant and Ramalho suggests we can train our-
volunteer fixer at the Repair Café selves to make mindful purchases
Toronto, where she mends jewellery. instead of impulse buys. One of her tips
She brings her own specialized tools but for preventing unplanned splurges:
says most items could be repaired by pause before you walk up to the cashier
anyone with a pair of pliers and some or hit the “buy now” button and ask
determination. “I taught a woman how yourself: Would I buy this item at full
to do pearl knotting recently, then sent price? Does this shirt go with everything
her home with instructions and a You- in my closet? Do I need to have this
Tube video.” In turn, the 66-year-old has right now or can I sleep on it? She also
gleaned valuable lessons from fellow recommends writing down the item you
volunteers, like how to fix watch straps want or bookmarking it on the com-
and eyeglass frames. puter, then returning to it a week later to
For McCardle, the mission to extend gauge whether it’s still as enticing.
the lifespan of our belongings is as Lazarovic, whose delayed gratifica-
much a matter of principle as it is about tion went even further, explains that
being frugal: “Something that is broken less shopping has freed up more time
took time and resources to make, so if for family activities, dinner with
you’re throwing it out, you’re wasting friends and making art. She continues
those resources.” to paint her retail cravings whenever
If you can’t find a Repair Café near they strike; by doing so, as she puts it,
you, it’s easy to start one. RepairCafe.org “I get out of that need-to-buy-it frenzy
offers a starter manual with step-by- and in the end I feel good that I’ve
step instructions. made something.”
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DRAMA IN REAL LIFE
SIX ADVENTURE-SEEKING
BUDDIES SET OFF FOR
A DAY OF CAVING.
BY NIGHTFALL, ONLY
FOUR OF THEM HAD
EMERGED FROM THE DEEP.
IMPASSE AT
DOUBLE TROUBLE
BY L I SA F I T T E R M A N
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Jason Storie
peering through
a tight passage
in the cave
called Cascade.
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T
he rain comes down he’s an entrepreneur, the owner of a
steady and hard. Jason window-washing company. It was his
Storie hears it but isn’t friend Andrew Munoz, 33, who intro-
worried as he prepares duced him to the sport. Unlike Storie,
for a day of caving with Munoz is an expert caver—a former
five friends. They’re guide, actually—and a wiry paramedic
headed to a remote spot 130 kilome- who would know what to do if some-
tres northwest of Storie’s home in thing were to go wrong.
Duncan, B.C., on Vancouver Island. Munoz, Storie and two more
The 43-year-old is dressed for the friends—Adam Shepherd, also a para-
wet weather—and for unpredictable medic, and Zac Zorisky, a chef and
temperatures: a T-shirt, two sweat- volunteer firefighter—drive through
shirts, a pair of overalls, neoprene the heavy rain to the parking lot of a
socks, a water-resistant jacket and rub- log-cabin candy store in Port Alberni,
ber boots. Under his arm, he carries where they get the key to that metal
his new helmet and headlamp. door. There, they meet up with Matt
“Sleep in,” he whispers, bending Watson and Arthur Taylor, both com-
down to kiss his wife, Caroline. puter programmers.
“Be careful,” she says. The six men drive up an unmarked
“Always.” trail for a kilometre or so before park-
ing in a clearing to take inventory.
IT’S 6 A.M. ON DECEMBER 5, 2015. Ropes, harnesses and carabiners?
A newcomer to the sport, Storie has Check. They’ve also packed two bags
gone caving only four times. This will that contain a small gas-fuelled Jetboil
be his toughest outing yet: a spot called stove, food, water, a first aid kit and a
Cascade. It’s dangerous enough that a Mylar “space” blanket that resembles
locked metal door blocks the entry to aluminum foil.
keep out casual spelunkers. The key They hike for a while before coming
( P R E V I O U S S P R E A D) A N D R E W M U N OZ
can be obtained only after everyone in to the door, which sits in the ground—
the caving party signs a waiver. At you’d miss it if you weren’t looking for
almost two kilometres long and about it. It’s 10 a.m. They pull it open and
103 metres deep, Cascade is full of climb nine metres down an aluminum
incredibly tight turns and squeezes—a ladder into the darkness, each of them
claustrophobe’s nightmare. anchored with carabiners to a rope.
Storie is the outlier among the The last one in locks the door behind
group, possessing the least experience him and ties the key to the bottom of
and older by a decade or more. A the ladder. It’s damp and chilly, about
stocky father of two young children, 5 C. With their way illuminated by
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headlamps, they walk down a narrow person to the last, congregating in the
passage studded with jagged boulders. open spaces between the more chal-
The silence is broken by a drip-drip- lenging crawls and climbs.
drip from above. Soon the drip turns Storie is in awe of his surroundings.
into a light but steady flow, and the Munoz had once told him, “There are
men are wading in water up to their over 1,000 caves and tunnels on Van-
ankles, then to their shins. couver Island, and one is never the
“Everyone okay?” Munoz, the de same as another.”
facto leader of the group, calls out. Soon they approach one of the fea-
“Yeah,” come the replies. tures that make Cascade unique: a
narrow passage not big enough to
stand up in that leads into a short, tight
downhill. Four streams meet here at
JASON STORIE’S so-called Bastard’s Crawl, and the
HEART HAMMERS IN water is flowing more quickly.
HIS CHEST. “Crab walk!” Munoz calls.
YOU WANTED A Once they emerge from the crawl,
CHALLENGE, the men approach the top of a water-
fall called Double Trouble, where a
HE THINKS. YOU GOT IT.
jutting rock splits the stream in two.
They set up their ropes to rappel down
maybe 15 metres. Gloved hands claw
ABOUT 45 MINUTES IN, SHEPHERD for leverage on slippery ledges. The
announces he can’t go any further; his water gushes on either side of the rock
back, injured a few weeks earlier, is formation, landing at the bottom in a
twinging. Watson escorts him to the spray of bubbles.
entrance to let him out, then closes As Storie descends, his heart ham-
and locks it again before rejoining his mers in his chest. You wanted a chal-
four waiting friends. lenge, he thinks. You got it.
For the next 90 minutes, they’re
explorers, taking their time as they A FEW MINUTES BEYOND DOUBLE
crawl, stride and slide through the Trouble, the men stop for a quick bite.
cave’s two very different environ- It’s just before 1 p.m. and they’ve been
ments: either pipelike passages barely in the cave for three hours. Munoz fires
big enough to fit a grown man or up the Jetboil stove to make stew with
expansive chambers like the nave of a rice. After their quick lunch, the five
church. Wherever they go, they try to head out again, sliding and crawling
stay within 30 metres from the first their way down toward the cave’s end,
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less than half a kilometre away. But harness and starts hauling himself up.
they’ve advanced less than 100 metres The journey itself isn’t long, but it’s
when Zorisky begins shivering vio- tough: hoisting one leg to find a tiny,
lently. Although the temperature hasn’t wet shelf in the rock wall, then a gloved
changed, the cold inside a cave can hit hand, then the other leg. Once he has
a person unexpectedly. The friends climbed to the top, he throws the rope
decide to turn back together. down and Taylor follows suit, then Sto-
rie. At the top, Storie gets on his stom-
ach to pull himself along Bastard’s
Crawl. The glacial water, deeper than
IF STORIE before, smashes into his face as he
CAN’T GET OUT FAST, powers up the incline.
THE SURGE OF Finally emerging through the open-
WATER WILL POP HIM ing and into the next tight passage, he
OUT LIKE A pauses, puzzled: there’s a split. He
can’t see the two cavers ahead of him
CHAMPAGNE CORK.
and is nervous about waiting at the top
because there is only room there for
one person at a time. I’ll go back down
They start to retrace their route. First and ask, he decides.
Watson goes, then Taylor, then Storie, Storie crab walks a few metres, but
Zorisky and Munoz. The sound of then the water suddenly sweeps him
rushing water grows louder. There is onto his back, submerging him. He
more mud than there was a few hours feels the pressure of more water
earlier, and it sticks heavily to their building up behind him. If he doesn’t
boots. Plus, they are now climbing up, get out of the crawl fast, the surge of
which is taking much longer than the water will pop him out like a cham-
descent had. pagne cork, over Double Trouble and
As it nears 2:15 p.m., the cavers onto the rocks below. But he can’t
approach Double Trouble. The sound move—his boot is stuck between two
of the water has turned into a roar. rock shelves.
What had before been a gushing but Lying on his back with the water
manageable flow is now a churning, rushing over him, he tries calling for
angry white froth. How could this hap- help, but instead gasps for air. It has
pen so quickly? Storie wonders. Is it been about five minutes, but it feels
runoff from the rain? like forever. Images of his family flash
Watson hooks the rope left attached before him: Caroline, his beloved wife
at the top of Double Trouble to his of 16 years who had warned him to be
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Storie (far right)
at Double
Trouble on a
later expedition.
careful; Jack, five, who loves airplanes; own voice because it comes out slurred,
and three-year-old Poppy, his princess. as if he’d suffered a stroke. He tries to
Zorisky, having followed Storie up, dislodge his boot. It won’t budge.
is now atop Double Trouble. He shouts “It’s okay, dude,” Munoz says, reach-
down to Munoz, “Jason’s in trouble!” ing into the rushing water and fishing
Munoz clambers up behind Zorisky around for the boot. He grasps some-
and goes to the bottom of the crawl. thing solid. “Is this it?”
“Head up, Jase,” he yells. He can barely “Yeah.”
see his friend’s face through all the “Well, we got ourselves in a jam.
water. Storie is less than a metre away, Okay, we’ll do this together.”
but he’s in such a tight space, Munoz
can’t easily pull him out. “Keep on TWENTY MINUTES AFTER GETTING
coming, dude. Toward me! Head up!” stuck, a bewildered Storie emerges
Storie is flailing. from Bastard’s Crawl panting, wet
“Place your feet against me! Lift your through and with his eyes shut tight.
butt up and float. C’mon, Jase!” Munoz settles him on a narrow ledge
A N D R E W M U N OZ
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they start to climb, battling the rush of based on a passage from the novel
water. It’s also fighting them, crushing Dune: fear is the mind killer. Fear is the
and pushing the men back. When they little black death that brings total
finally near the top of the crawl, there oblivion. I will let the fear pass through
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me, and when the fear is gone, only I “Let’s just wait for a bit and see,”
will remain. Munoz says.
There is no sign of rescuers. Did the An hour later, the water level has
other three even make it out? Maybe gone down enough that they can keep
they’re lying on the other side of Bas- their heads above water and try an
tard’s Crawl, blocked by water and escape. Stiff from sitting in one posi-
injured. Or dead. tion for 12 hours, they slowly unfold
What the two men don’t know is their bodies. Storie screams in pain.
that their friends did make it out. They He has strained a muscle in his groin—
called for help, and at around 9 p.m., but it will not stop him.
members of the Ground and Cave Moving through Bastard’s Crawl on
Search and Rescue squads arrived on all fours, nothing matters but survival.
the scene and entered the cave. But Still, each time Storie moves a leg, he
the level of the water, and its ferocity, cries out. “You can do this,” Munoz
forced them to retreat. They would insists. Then they are through.
have to try again later. Over the next 90 minutes, they make
their way toward the entrance, at times
THE HOURS PASS. STORIE AND in chest-high water. Now, in a passage
Munoz don’t dare move for fear of high enough for them to walk upright,
slipping. They doze off, then jerk Storie sees a flicker in the distance.
themselves awake. They check in with “Lights!” Storie plows ahead. Soon
each other every 20 minutes or so. they hear voices.
“You still with me?” Munoz asks. “Hey,” the two friends call out.
“Yup. You still good?” “We’re here!”
“Yup.” “Andrew? Jason?” It’s a member of
Every once in a while, one of them the rescue team.
turns on his headlamp to scan the For the first time since entering the
water level. cave, over 20 hours earlier, Storie’s
Around 5 a.m., it seems to finally emotions get to him and tears roll
be receding. down his cheeks. “We made it.”
KEEP ON KEEPING ON
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HEALTH
How to
Have a
Better
Poop They may not be pretty, but bowel
movements are a (hopefully regular!)
fact of life. Understanding how to optimize
the process delivers vital health benefits.
BY L I SA B E N DA L L
I L LU ST R AT I O N S BY SA M I S L A N D
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CONSTIPATION
secondary problems like hemorrhoids, like nuts
tissue tears and unpredictable stools.
Many of the lifestyle changes that pro-
mote defecation, such as eating fibre TYPE 2
and getting exercise, also reduce your Lumpy and sausage-like
risk of colorectal cancer. Use our guide
below to make your bowel movements
the best they can be.
TYPE 3
A sausage shape with
1. WHAT YOUR POO cracks in the surface
SAYS ABOUT YOU
Liquid consistency
BELOW THE SURFACE with no solid pieces
Poops that contain a lot of gas or are low
in fibre may lack enough density to sink.
Don’t be too alarmed by floaters, which
aren’t generally a sign of disease. But if
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you also see fat droplets in the toilet It’s important to seek medical atten-
bowl that don’t flush away with the tion if you suspect bleeding. Same with
rest of your business, it could indicate very pale poop, which can be a sign of
a malabsorption disorder, like celiac a bile duct problem. Some medications
disease, which needs investigation. can temporarily change your stool
colour, including iron supplements
THE SMELL TEST and Pepto-Bismol, which make it look
Frankly, stool stinks. The bad smell black. It’s worth noting that fecal blood
comes from short-chain fatty acids, a can be microscopic, so it may not be
normal by-product created by the bac- visible. “If you have a family history of
teria in your bowel as they ferment colon cancer or you’re over the age of
foods. The odour of your poop may also 50, ask your doctor about screening,”
be influenced by various spices or mar- says Dr. Carlo Fallone, a gastroenter-
inades in your foods and the diversity ologist at McGill University Health
of your gut bacteria. Stool will smell Centre in Montreal.
fouler than usual, however, if you’re
excreting digested blood (which war- WHAT’S THE FREQUENCY?
rants a doctor’s visit) or infectious diar- Is there such a thing as too many num-
rhea (see your doc for this, too, if it’s ber twos? What about movements that
severe or isn’t going away after three make only rare appearances? “There’s
days), or if it contains an excess amount a huge range of what’s considered nor-
of malabsorbed fat. mal,” says Dr. Dina Kao, a University of
Alberta gastroenterologist. Some of us
COLOUR CODING are on the throne three times a day,
Poop comes in almost as many colours while others poop once every few days.
as a box of crayons. Its hues and shades There’s no need to worry about the
vary widely depending on what you’ve frequency of your bowel movements if
consumed, especially if you’ve eaten a your stool appears normal and you feel
lot of it, or if it contains food dyes. Blue- well. But don’t dismiss symptoms like
berries and stout beer can darken the fever, pain or dehydration. “If there’s
colour, and green vegetables can turn blood, any change in your usual pattern
it more of a shamrock shade. Beets can of bowel movements, or weight loss, or
make it look red. However, red can also if you have any concerns, you should
signify bleeding, a symptom of cancer, speak to your doctor,” says Fallone.
inflammatory bowel disease or another
problem. Black, tarry stool may mean FACTS ABOUT FARTS
you’re bleeding somewhere higher up, Flatulence is inevitable. The bacteria
like the stomach. in your bowel naturally generate gases
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ASTRONAUTS
NORMALLY LEAVE
THEIR POOP TO BURN
as they ferment the bits of food UP IN THE ATMOSPHERE.
BUT SCIENTISTS ARE
your body can’t digest—and WORKING ON A WAY TO
there’s only one way out. We tend RECYCLE IT FOR FOOD,
USING MICROBES.
to toot more frequently (or more WASTE NOT,
pungently) depending on our WANT NOT!
diet, which is probably why some
folks seem fartier than others.
“Other than the inconvenience
and embarrassment of it, it’s prob-
ably not due to anything serious,”
says Dr. Geoffrey Turnbull, a gas-
troenterologist at Dalhousie Uni-
versity in Halifax. Nevertheless,
you may be able to adjust your
output with the dietary tweaks
suggested below.
2. WHAT GOES IN
MUST COME OUT
each meal is fruits and vegetables,
FOODS THAT MAKE US POOP you’re likely meeting your needs,” says
The high sorbitol content in dried Whitney Hussain, a registered dietitian
fruits such as prunes, figs and dates in Vancouver who specializes in gas-
acts as a natural laxative. So does flax- trointestinal disorders. You can also
seed. Fresh pears and apples some- choose cereals with added fibre. Psyl-
times do the trick. Eating breakfast can lium is a popular supplement, but
increase your colon activity and trig- watch out for inulin, which triggers a
ger a bowel movement. sore stomach in some people. Hussain
suggests adding fibre to your diet
OUR FRIEND, FIBRE gradually to prevent gas and bloating.
Dietary fibre produces perfect poo. “Just have one serving of a higher-
Because it isn’t digested, it bulks up fibre food, and slowly increase it each
and softens stool, making it easier to day. Spread the fibre throughout the
pass. According to Health Canada, most day, rather than having it all at once.”
of us get just half of what we require
(women should have 25 grams a day, STAY WELL-WATERED
and men 38). “If you’re eating whole Without enough fluid, your stool will
grains, or about half your plate at be dry and hard. Other signs that you
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probably need more water—or other stomach acid and the release of digest-
sources of fluid, such as milk, juice, ive hormones, and increase activity in
soup and tea—include dry lips and the large intestine.
mouth, dark urine and urinating fewer
than four times a day. The ideal amount MIND YOUR MANNERS
of hydration is different for everyone How you eat is just as important as
and depends on factors like your body what you eat. Avoid gulping your food
size and activity level. or drinking through a straw, which can
cause you to swallow air and make you
FOODS TO FORSAKE gassy. Same with talking a lot during a
Processed foods containing refined meal. Eat on schedule—postponing a
grain, such as white flour, may have a meal or snack can give you bloating.
longer shelf life, but they won’t do you Hussain has this tip: “Focus on your
any favours in the fibre department. hunger cue, so when you’re feeling full,
They’re also often higher in fat, a com- stop eating, rather than eating until
mon constipation trigger. White rice, you’re super stuffed.”
as opposed to its whole-grain brown
counterpart, can be another culprit. 3. PHYSICS AND
Carbonated beverages may give you PHYSIOLOGY
gas and bloating, as can certain foods
like cabbage, onions and lentils. “For GET ACTIVE
some individuals, drinking alcohol You need to keep your body moving in
may cause gastrointestinal upset and order to keep your bowels moving.
loose stools,” Hussain adds. (Candies Regular physical activity, such as a
and diet drinks sweetened with sorb- brisk daily walk, can help prevent con-
itol and other sugar alcohols, such as stipation. Overtraining is thought to
xylitol, can also have you running for cause bowel symptoms like flatulence
the bathroom.) and loose poops in some people, espe-
cially if they’re exercising intensely in
DON’T BLAME CAFFEINE! a hot environment, but that’s rare.
Many people report urgent bathroom Want to reduce the risk of “runner’s
visits after their morning brew, but both diarrhea,” possibly caused by altera-
regular and decaffeinated coffee appear tions in intestinal hormone levels and
to have the same effect. The warmth blood flow, and the bouncing of inter-
could be playing a role in speeding up nal organs? Avoid ibuprofen, energy
the system. Coffee also contains about bars and coffee before running, and
100 different compounds, one or more wear loose clothing that doesn’t con-
of which may trigger the production of strict your abdomen.
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THE U.K.’S FIRST
BUS TO RUN ON POOP
HIT THE ROAD IN
BRISTOL IN 2014. THE eating a variety of fibre-rich foods.
“BIO-BUS” WAS
FUELLED BY Another way to build your bacte-
BIOMETHANE FROM
HUMAN AND
ria: a fecal microbiota transplant
FOOD WASTE. (FMT) from a healthy person. This
treatment helps people whose gut
microbes have been wiped out
after recurrent C. difficile infec-
tions, says Kao.
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and women experience hormonal shifts your system from doing its job natu-
as we get older, thought to be a poten- rally and shouldn’t be used for more
tial influence on the decreasing divers- than a few days.
ity and robustness of our microbiome
as we age. Unfortunately, these bacter- 4. A TOILET TUTORIAL
ial changes may weaken immunity
and lower protection from the cogni- ASSUME THE RIGHT POSITION
tive effects of aging. To adopt the perfect pooping posture,
lean forward with your knees higher
UNDERSTAND ADVERSE EFFECTS than your hips and your elbows on
All kinds of drugs, from antidepres- your knees, and relax your belly. (If
sants to narcotics to blood pressure you’ve had recent hip surgery and are
pills, list diarrhea or constipation still using an elevated toilet seat, con-
among potential side effects. “If your sult your doctor about when it’s safe to
medication is giving you bowel prob- raise your knees.)
lems, talk to the doctor,” says Turnbull. The bottom of the rectum has a mus-
“It’s probably best to try something cle that wraps around like a slingshot,
else. With some medications you don’t called the puborectalis. “When it
have a lot of options, but there are shortens and contracts, it narrows the
often other drugs that can be used to rectal opening and prevents stool from
offset the symptoms.” coming down,” says Gayle Hulme, a
pelvic health physiotherapist in Cal-
TRY TO KEEP IT NATURAL gary. “Putting the knees up allows for
Before resorting to drugstore laxatives that muscle to relax and lengthen, and
to relieve constipation, consider life- it opens the rectum.” Squat toilets may
style improvements such as increasing be uncommon in Canada, but toilet
your fluid and fibre intake, getting stools like Squatty Potty, TURBO Stool
more exercise and avoiding foods that and Squat-N-Go can assist with get-
plug you up. “If this doesn’t work, ting those knees up. (An ordinary foot-
laxatives may be necessary, such as rest can also help.)
psyllium supplementation, stool soft-
eners or polyethylene glycol,” says Fal- DON’T PUSH IT
lone. “In general, one wants to avoid Avoid holding your breath and strain-
prolonged use of agents that can dam- ing to poop. The pressure can over-
age the colon, such as senna prod- stretch muscles and weaken them,
ucts.” Senna, made from the leaves contribute to hemorrhoids and cause
and fruit of a plant, stimulates bowel anal fissures. It can also close off your
activity. But eventually it can prevent anus instead of allowing it to relax and
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open. You may end up with constipa- in a familiar environment if you can,
tion or more difficulty holding in your and don’t rush the process. Give your-
bowel movements. self a few minutes, if you need it, to
release any tension. (If no poop is forth-
STICK TO A SCHEDULE coming, be prepared to walk away, so
Your colon has a sleep-wake cycle just you’re not tempted to force the issue.)
like you do, and you can encourage a
daily morning poop by eating a proper BE KIND TO YOUR BEHIND
breakfast and giving yourself time to Your derrière is delicate. Too much wip-
go. In general, try to answer the call of ing with paper can damage skin, caus-
nature when it comes. The longer your ing it to itch, feel sore and bleed. If you
stool sits in the large intestine, the more tend to get irritation around the area, try
it dries out as water is absorbed. “You cleaning with water and cotton pads
can make constipation worse by inhib- instead of toilet paper (or use a wet
iting the urge to go,” says Turnbull. wipe, as long as it doesn’t contain harsh
chemicals). Rinse well and pat dry. You
RELAX… may get relief with a sitz bath—a shal-
We poop more successfully when we’re low, warm bath for just your bum—after
feeling comfortable, as that’s when our bowel movements. “Some foods, like
anal muscles are more likely to relax. Go coffee and citrus foods, tend to make
this irritation worse,” Turnbull notes.
TRUE COLOURS
Is maroon just navy red?
THE BEST JOKE I EVER TOLD @MEZAPHY
BY FAISAL BUTT
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unemployed, whisky- A: It was stalking the other veggies.
drinking, pot-smoking TAK CHONG GOODMAN, Ke l o w n a , B . C .
Muslim who’s dating
a British girl. The only Q: What do you call a horse with a
people I’m terrorizing bad attitude?
are my parents. I have A: A neigh-sayer!
a jihad on their dreams! IVAN WASYLYSHEN, O n a n o l e , Ma n .
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SOCIET Y
Nurse
and
Protect
BY KAT H E R I N E L A I D L AW F R O M T H E LO C A L
I L LU ST R AT I O N BY CO R N E L I A L I
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she has worked in Toronto’s Mount patients suffering from abuse. She
Sinai Hospital emergency depart- approached Christine Bradshaw, a
ment, seeing patients with ailments social worker and the chair of the hos-
and injuries that range from twisted pital’s Violence Against Women Aware-
ankles to heart attacks. After a few ness Committee, and the two worked
years, she began to focus most on together to implement changes in how
women’s health and became espe- the emergency department receives
cially interested in tackling what she these patients.
considered a less-than-empathetic
response to the women who reported OVER TIME, DHUKAI and Bradshaw
they’d been sexually assaulted. have innovated. They’ve put into place
precautions to protect a patient’s iden-
tity, are providing them with better
resources and they now ask every
DHUKAI REALIZED woman who is admitted into the hos-
THE HOSPITAL NEEDED pital’s department for women and
STRONGER PROTOCOLS infants whether anybody close to them
FOR DEALING WITH is hurting them physically, sexually,
PATIENTS SUFFERING emotionally or financially.
FROM ABUSE. Universal screening — the practice
of asking every person who enters the
emergency department whether or not
In 2009, Dhukai began taking notes they’re being abused — isn’t manda-
on her phone about her thoughts and tory. Instead, it’s left to individual clin-
feelings after seeing each of those cases. icians to determine when someone’s
Her file is now hundreds of thousands story and symptoms don’t match. Or,
of words long. When women reported as Dhukai does, they can simply put
that police officers had victim-blamed the question to everyone.
them, she wrote it down. When women “When I first started out, I’d see one
blamed themselves, suggesting maybe or two women a week who’d been
they’d had too much to drink, she wrote sexually assaulted,” Dhukai says.
it down. “As I saw more and more vio- Lately she feels that this number has
lence, I felt more angry,” she says. increased and suggests the rise, which
“How can somebody do this to another she first noticed around four years ago,
human being?” is a result of increased public conver-
Reflecting on her experiences made sations around the issue.
her realize that the hospital needed For Dhukai, that uptick has taken a
stronger protocols for dealing with toll. One weekend in February 2017,
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surrounded by the emergency depart- will be alone with another person
ment’s frenzy—people coughing, yell- long enough to talk about it.
ing, drunk—the nurse processed mul- When someone discloses abuse to
tiple rape cases during one shift. her, Dhukai begins by asking them how
Something in her tipped following the safe they feel. From there, the conver-
last one. “I can still remember her sation can take a number of paths. If
face,” Dhukai says. there are children involved, health-
For weeks after, Dhukai was quiet care professionals run an intensive
and withdrawn. She took two weeks assessment and call the Children’s Aid
off work—she knew she needed space. Society if necessary. After that, Dhukai
But it’s not being haunted by faces that will carefully elicit the exact details of
makes her worry about herself. It’s the abuse and whether or not the vic-
when they start to blend , when a tim has ever considered pressing
patchwork of bruises on one patient charges. She’ll ask if her patient wants
reminds her of another. to be examined by a sexual-assault
“They mesh together sometimes,” nurse or, if it’s between the hours of
she says. “It’s disturbing.” 8 a.m. and 10 p.m., if she wants to
speak to the hospital’s social worker.
ACCORDING TO DATA released by Sta- Finally, Dhukai offers information
tistics Canada in July, there was a 13 about shelters and a list of resources.
per cent increase in police-reported
sexual assaults nationwide in just one THE UNIQUE CHALLENGES of working
year, to 24,672 incidents in total. “The as a sexual-assault nurse come with a
MeToo movement has significantly number of occupational hazards.
raised people’s awareness,” says Brad- Because they hear graphic narratives
shaw. “And nobody wants to sit with every day, these workers can experi-
this anymore. They want to talk.” In ence disturbances with intimacy,
turn, an already overburdened health safety, trust and control—in some
system must determine how to best instances as significantly as the victims
care for these traumatized patients. they treat, according to a 2015 Journal
The emergency department plays a of Forensic Nursing study.
unique role in the societal response They’re also more susceptible to
to sexual assault: it’s often the only vicarious trauma — the emotional
place where nurses, social workers residue that comes from empathet-
and police officers converge to ically engaging with people’s pain or
ensure that a victim is safe. It’s also fear—than most other kinds of nurses.
sometimes the only place where This can lead to social withdrawal,
someone who has experienced abuse emotional numbing, nightmares and
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cases involving alcohol and ambiguity, her daily, anger at a society that doesn’t
it makes following a methodical med- protect women before they become
ical protocol difficult because those her patients.
cases require so much more than a When their job feels overwhelming,
forensic test. “The biggest thing people the nurses talk to each other, checking
want is trauma counselling,” Pyper says. in to make sure they’re taking care of
“I’m not trained in how to do that, so I themselves. They can access the ser-
was finding that I wasn’t providing vices of the hospital’s social workers,
them with the best care.” Dhukai says, but those colleagues are
Eventually, the demands of the job overworked, too. She has yet to find an
grew too great. Pyper left her role as outside resource who understands
a sexual-assault-centre nurse last how overwhelming the convergence
October, returning to working solely at of sexual-assault narratives and an
Mount Sinai. emergency department that operates
at a breakneck pace can be.
WHEN DHUKAI GETS home from a Sometimes the greatest challenge
particularly difficult shift, she sinks of the job is quieting the voice inside
into bed and speaks to no one, letting that compels Dhukai to save every
the phone ring if someone calls. After woman who walks through the doors.
almost a decade of this work, she has “I wish I could just wrap them up in
developed rituals that help her offer my arms and say, ‘Everything’s going
care at the standard she expects of her- to be okay. Just come with me, my little
self. She doesn’t watch the news. She ducklings. I will take care of you,’” she
exercises regularly, spending an hour says. “But I can’t.”
a day biking or doing yoga, and prac-
tises meditation. All this helps dispel As of August 2018, Abida Dhukai no
the flashes of anger that rise up within longer works at Mount Sinai Hospital.
© 2018, KATHERINE LAIDLAW. FROM THE LOCAL (APRIL 17, 2018), THELOCAL.TO
MULTIPLYING MIND
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PROFILE
THE
PEACEFUL
In 1952, Alphonse Pelletier
was ready to leave Canada to
serve on the battlefields in Korea.
What he wasn’t willing to do
was carry a gun.
BY ST É P H A N I E V E R G E
P H OTO G R A P H BY R I C H M O N D L A M
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A
lphonse Pelletier was get. Born the last of six boys in Trois-
weeks from the front Pistoles, Que., he had moved around
lines when he realized a lot as a child: to his maternal grand-
he’d never be able to parents’ home after the death of his
kill anyone. father, to an orphanage following his
The private, a soldier in the Royal 22e mother’s permanent hospitalization
Régiment, had enlisted in the Canadian for memory loss, to an agricultural col-
Army on November 28, 1949, at the lege when he was 12 years old. At 16,
age of 19. On that day, he hadn’t been no longer a ward of the state, Pelletier
thinking about guns or war or the pos- worked as a farmhand in summer and,
sibility of shipping out to the Korean come winter, in lumber camps as a
Peninsula. He’d been thinking about cook’s assistant. This peripatetic and
friends, about family, about belonging. often solitary existence made him crave
The army had given him, a lonely company. He found himself missing
youth, a place to land. After two and the camaraderie of the orphanage and
a half years of training and teaching, the support he’d gotten there. “It
it had become his home. Now he seemed to me that, in life, one needs a
would have to exercise his conscience gang. That’s why I enrolled,” says Pel-
and risk it all. letier. For him, it was as simple as that.
In short order, the lanky, baby-faced
THE VINGT-DEUXIÈME was founded teen earned the affectionate nickname
in 1914 and was Canada’s only French- “Ti-Père” (“Little Father”) for his serious
speaking unit in the First World War. manner and his stance on drinking and
Almost four decades later, it set off for gambling (fine for his fellow soldiers,
East Asia, one of three Canadian infan- but not for him). Come payday, before
try regiments to defend democratic settling in for a protracted session of
South Korea against invading North beer and cards, his buddies would
Korean and Chinese forces. Colloqui- each hand him $20 they’d put aside.
ally referred to in English as the “Van Quietly sipping on a Coke or a 7-Up,
Doos,” an anglicized pronunciation of Pelletier would hang on to their money
“vingt-deux,” the battalion could be until the morning, when he could dis-
recognized by its beaver insignia and creetly hand them back their funds in
regimental motto, “Je me souviens.” the sober light of day. “I had a good
Its members were also famous for reputation. I had friends,” says Pelletier.
their bravery—and bravery’s close rela- “Enrolling did me a world of good.”
tive, rowdiness. A member of the Vingt-deuxième’s
Young Alphonse Pelletier was just first battalion, Pelletier trained as a
about as far from rowdy as one could parachutist and got his wings in June
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1950. He was then asked to teach those be released—a fact Pelletier was quick
same skills to new recruits before to mention to the sergeant on duty
sending them west to Vancouver for come morning. But Pelletier’s overnight
further training and south to Seattle stint in the brig had served a double
to board boats headed for Korea—a purpose for his superiors, as it had given
trip Pelletier and his cohort would them time to mull over his case. Their
take in 1952. conclusion: the insubordinate private
As his departure date grew closer, would have to fight. And they’d clearly
Pelletier became increasingly pre- need to send in their most persuasive
occupied: “I started to think it over. advocate to explain that to him.
Target practice is one thing—not a Pelletier’s first visitor was the mil-
problem. But aiming and shooting at itary chaplain, known as the padre. He
a person, or killing them, is something took a hard line immediately, calling
else altogether.” the young soldier a coward, a traitor,
He began by talking about his con- a bad friend. Had he really thought this
cerns with his brothers-in-arms. They through? How could he be okay with
liked and respected Ti-Père, and his letting down his battalion? Pelletier
moral quandary rang true, but they knew the padre—he’d helped him
were well aware that a refusal to follow serve mass and had gone to him for
orders was a ticket to prison. Pelletier confession. He decided to be equally
knew it too, but he also knew he frank. “Would you kill, Padre?” he
couldn’t keep his convictions a secret asked the older man. “Would you kill
from his superiors. When he did bring someone on the other side?” He
his dilemma to their attention, the con- explained that just as the padre’s voca-
versation went as expected. tion and faith prohibited the priest
Detention it would be. from killing, his own Catholicism kept
him from doing so.
IF NO CHARGES ARE LAID within 24 It was a very short conversation—
hours of imprisonment, a soldier must chastened, the apologetic padre sent
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Alphonse Pelletier (crouched, bottom
right) and the rest of the medical team
in Korea, in June 1952.
Pelletier off to the battalion’s com- “Of course. These men are my com-
manding officer to argue his case. rades and friends. But I won’t kill.”
Lieutenant-Colonel Louis Frémont Trudeau made Pelletier a stretcher-
Trudeau had taken charge of the Vingt- bearer. Once on the front lines, Pel-
deuxième in 1949, following six years letier’s gun would stay at camp—
in Great Britain and on the grinding between the patients and the medical
Italian campaign during the Second supplies, he wouldn’t have room to
World War. When faced with the insub- carry it anyhow.
ordinate private, his first question was,
CO U R T E SY O F A L P H O N S E P E L L E T I E R
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The driver and the stretcher-bearer bit closed off, no explanations,” says
headed off and had been gone about Pelletier now, at the age of 88, with a
eight minutes before a request was soft smile. “Other people prefer to
made for another ambulance. The first talk, but I just do my thing, off in my
vehicle had been hit and its crew killed own corner.”
by a mortar shell. That’s when Pelletier “Thankfully, we have enough room
learned an important lesson: you could for that small corner,” adds Rosaline,
die on your very last day of duty. his wife of 54 years. She doesn’t dis-
But Pelletier didn’t die. He served pute her husband’s quiet nature, but
out his year in Korea, ferrying patients she does take issue with his claim
from the front lines to the medical that he’s kept his worst recollections of
tents, patching up wounds in the field, the war at bay.
recovering bodies. The memory from “He was peaceful except when he
that time that has remained most slept. Then it all came out. This went on
vivid involves a missing soldier. The for decades. He’d kick me in my back;
infantryman had been conducting a one time he punched me in the face. I’d
night patrol of no man’s land and tell him, ‘Alphonse, it’s like you’re on a
never returned. A month later, another battlefield.’ And the screams, always at
patrol, alarmed by the stench, stum- night. In the morning, I’d ask him what
bled upon his corpse. Pelletier came had happened and he had no idea.”
to collect the dead soldier. “He had After Pelletier was honourably dis-
been there the entire month of July, charged on August 13, 1953, he spent
throughout the heat waves and torren- much of his adult life working as a
tial downpours and everything else. clothing presser in the garment indus-
When you carry back a body like that, try. He married Rosaline in the spring
you think you’re never going to be rid of 1964 and they settled in Sherbrooke,
of those images, those smells.” Que., and had four children: three
He was, eventually—by locking the sons and a daughter. When the kids
experience away. “I’ve always been a were young, Pelletier brought them to
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Remembrance Day ceremonies and lost to him. He still thinks about one
gave them mock parachute lessons in young specialist, a signaller who used
the basement, but he told them very games of Russian roulette to stave off
little about the war. the relentless stress and boredom of
This dismayed their second oldest, life in a combat zone. One day, the
Louis-Marie, who, as a child, was anx- bullet was in the wrong chamber and
ious for details of his father’s cour- Pelletier was called to get his body.
ageous exploits in Korea. One day, in In Sherbrooke, there is a large album,
a bid to find out more, he asked his put away for years but now in a bed-
dad which side had been victorious. room bookcase, commemorating Pel-
“We wanted so much for him to tell us letier’s year in East Asia. There are pho-
it was him—that he had won the war,” tos he took of life on the front, of timid
says Louis-Marie, laughing. “But he Korean children and grinning young
told us it was the bankers who’d really soldiers barely out of childhood them-
won. What a boring answer! Still, he selves. There’s a pencil sketch of Pel-
wasn’t wrong.” letier at 23 years old, drawn by a street
At the age of 48, Pelletier took a job as artist on April 29, 1953, during a stop-
a porter at Saint-Vincent-de-Paul Hos- over in Japan on the way back to Can-
pital, transporting patients to and from ada. There are certificates of recognition
their examinations, treatments and and acknowledgements for distin-
operations. He loved the job: it paid bet- guished service. And there is an official
ter than pressing clothes and he could proclamation, signed by the minister
be of service in the same way that he of patriots and veterans affairs for the
had during the war—without troubling Republic of Korea and kept in a plastic
his conscience. He worked there for sleeve. Awarded to vets who served in
the next seven years, until his bad back Korea, it thanks Alphonse Pelletier for
and knees edged him into retirement. his work in “restoring and preserving
freedom and democracy.” Most tell-
PELLETIER REMEMBERS many of the ingly, perhaps, it thanks him for being
men he served with, now all dead or an “ambassador for peace.”
WELL-ROUNDED ARGUMENT
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DEPARTMENT OF WIT
My wife cannot
cook—which
absolutely does
not keep her
from trying
Recipe
for
Disaster
BY DAV I D T H O R N E F R O M 27 B S L AS H 6.CO M | I L LU ST R AT I O N BY ST E V E N T W I G G
HOLLY CANNOT COOK. She is capable handlebars, but the result will rarely
of the process of cooking, but my wife be a successful journey from A to B.
cannot cook, in the same way that an I once looked over Holly’s shoulder
octopus cannot ride a bike. It has to discover her crumbling Alka-Seltzer
enough arms to reach the pedals and tablets onto a meal she was preparing
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because “they are pretty salty and we “They’re the chips.” Holly sipped a
ran out of salt.” spoonful of nachos and made a drawn-
Another time, I walked into the out “Mmmmmm” noise. “I put it in the
kitchen to find Holly making toast. I blender, so there shouldn’t be big bits.”
generally feel safe eating toast that “I’m sending out for pizza,” I said.
Holly has made because it requires “You never appreciate anything I
minimal ingredients to forget, replace do,” replied Holly.
or experiment with. But this toast was “That’s not true,” I said. “I appreciate
a bit thin and soggy. everything you do. You’re a beautiful,
“What bread is this?” I asked. kind, thoughtful person. But if I ordered
“It’s the same bread we always a hamburger at McDonald’s and they
have,” Holly said, pointing to the bag. handed it to me in a cup with a straw,
“I didn’t even know we had any saying, ‘Sorry, it was a bit runny, so
brea— Oh my God!” I exclaimed. “It we threw it in the blender and added
has a best-by date of January 2009.” two cups of water—it’s Big Mac soup,’
“It was in the freezer,” Holly said. I would assume there was something
“The best-by date doesn’t count if the wrong with the restaurant staff. And if
product is frozen.” they asked me, ‘Do you want fries with
“I’m fairly sure there is a limit,” I that?’ I surely wouldn’t reply, ‘Yes, mix
responded, holding up a slice of bread them in.’”
consisting almost entirely of frost. “It would probably be good,”
“No, there isn’t,” she replied. “I saw responded Holly. “But you would never
a show once where scientists found a know because you wouldn’t taste it.
mammoth frozen in ice for millions of Even if the guy at McDonald’s spent an
years. They thawed it out, cooked it hour in the kitchen making it for you
and ate it.” and burned his thumb on a saucepan.”
I mention all this because recently “Fine,” I relented, taking a spoonful
Holly stated that she was making and raising it to my mouth. “I’ll taste
nachos for dinner, so I was surprised it.” Sipping the brown and yellow puree,
to be presented with a bowl and spoon I felt an intense burning sensation not
an hour later. unlike consuming a mouthful of red
“What’s this?” I asked. ants. I swallowed with considerable
“The nachos were a bit runny, so I effort as my eyes began to water, and
added a few cups of water,” she replied. said, “It’s a bit spicy.”
“It’s nacho soup.” “Yes,” said Holly. “We were out of
“What are these bits in it?” I asked. cumin, so I used cayenne instead.”
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Sarah and Callum,
at their home in
Washington, D.C.
HEART
The
M U LT I PL E
MIR ACLES
of One
SHORT LIFE
BY SA R A H G R AY F R O M T H E M OT H
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I WAS THREE MONTHS pregnant with Thomas’s grave. Callum picked up one
identical twin boys when my husband, of his little Matchbox cars and said, “I
Ross, and I learned that one of them want to put this on the grave, too,”
had a fatal birth defect. Our son which I thought was really sweet.
Thomas had anencephaly, which Once we were at the cemetery, Cal-
means that his skull and brain weren’t lum asked, “Is Thomas scared under
formed properly. Babies with this diag- there?” I didn’t really know how to
nosis typically die in utero, or within answer that, but I could pretend. So I
minutes, hours or days of being born. answered, “No, he’s not scared.”
This news was devastating and also Later on, as we were on the couch
confusing. I had never heard of anen- watching cartoons, Callum asked,
cephaly before, and it didn’t run in my “Mommy, what is it like in heaven?”
family. I wondered if it was caused by Again, I don’t really know, but I did
something I ate, something I drank my best. I just said, “Some people
or something I did. But even if it was, think it’s a place you go when you die.
why was one of my twins healthy? Some people don’t believe it’s there.”
I was wrestling with questions that I was also curious about Thomas’s
would never have answers. It was like afterlife, but in a different way. Ross
having an annoying hum running con- and I had decided to donate our child’s
stantly in the background. organs to science. While his death
Six months later, the twins were couldn’t be prevented, we thought at
born—both alive. Thomas lived for least it could be productive. We
six days. learned that because he would be too
Callum was healthy, and Ross and I small at birth to qualify for transplants,
moved on the best that we could. We he’d be a good candidate for research.
had a beautiful boy to raise. And we were able to successfully
donate his liver, his cord blood, his
WE HAVE A HANDFUL of pictures of retinas and his corneas.
Thomas in our home, and we decided I wondered whether these parts of
early on to tell Callum the truth about Thomas had made a difference. A few
his brother. It took a few years for our years after Thomas’s death, I was on a
son to comprehend what we were try- business trip in Boston, and I remem-
ing to explain to him. bered that his corneas had gone to a
Sometimes he said things about his division of Harvard Medical School
twin that were sad, and sometimes he called the Schepens Eye Research
said things that were kind of funny. Institute. I looked it up and realized it
Once, we told Callum that we were was only a few kilometres from my
going to bring some flowers to put on hotel. I knew I wanted to visit the lab.
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I’d given them a donation,
Thomas lived for six days.
but it wasn’t just a cheque or Years later, researchers still
a bag of clothes—I’d given relied on his donated tissue.
them the gift of my child.
In order to donate, how-
ever, I’d had to sign away
my rights to any future infor-
mation. So if they didn’t wel-
come me, I’d understand.
Still, I felt in my heart that I
should be allowed to visit,
and that if I asked the right
person, I might even be
invited. But I also wondered
if I would be emotionally
ready if they rejected me.
What would that do to my grief? I SHOWED UP THE next day, and my
I called and explained to the recep- guide introduced me to one of the
tionist, “I donated my son’s eyes to scientists who requested corneas,
you. I’m in town on business for a few Dr. James Zieske, an associate professor
of days. Is there any chance I can stop of ophthalmology at Harvard Medical
by for a 10-minute tour?” School. I stood in his doorway, and the
There was a pause. Then, lucky for guide explained who I was. Dr. Zieske,
me, the receptionist was very com- who was eating at his desk, stood up
passionate. She didn’t laugh or say it and thanked me for my donation.
was weird (when it was, in fact, a He shook my hand and offered to
little bit weird). answer any questions I might have.
She said, “I’ve never had this kind Emotional, I asked, “How many cor-
of request before. I don’t know whom neas do you request in a year?”
to transfer you to, but don’t hang up. He replied, “My lab requests about
P H OTO S BY A R I E L Z A M B E L I C H
I’m going to find somebody. Don’t 10 a year. We would request more, but
hang up.” they are hard to get, and infant eyes
In the end, she connected me to are like gold to us.”
someone in donor relations. It wasn’t I could barely choke out the words.
organ donor relations—it was finan- “Can you tell me why?”
cial donor relations. But that person He explained that infant eyes are
knew how to give a tour, so we set up unusual. Unlike adult eyes, they have
an appointment. the potential to regenerate longer in
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staff members and even the woman met the researchers and heard spe-
who’d held Thomas’s liver in her cifically how they were using each
hands. They explained to us that his contribution. My grief began to turn
organ had been used in a six-liver into pride. It was as if Thomas was
study to determine the best tempera- introducing us to his friends and col-
ture at which to freeze infant liver cells leagues. He was bringing me together
for a life-saving therapy. with people I never would have met
A few years later, I set up the final and taking me to places I never would
appointment, in Philadelphia: Ross, have gone.
Callum and I went to visit the University The humming I felt in the back of
of Pennsylvania. That’s where we met my mind finally stopped.
the researcher who’d received Thomas’s Recently, Ross, Callum and I went to
retinas. She was studying a potentially Philadelphia to accept an award from
deadly cancer of the retina called reti- the National Disease Research Inter-
noblastoma. She explained that she’d change for advocacy. Callum got up
been waiting six years for a sample like and accepted the award onstage. He
Thomas’s. It was so precious to her that was so proud.
she had saved some of it, and five years I took the opportunity to ask him,
later, she still had some of it in her “Do you know why we are accepting
freezer. Did we want to see it? this award?” And he said, “For helping
Yes, we did. people.” I know that as he grows older,
She then gave Callum a Penn T-shirt he will have more questions for me,
and offered him an internship. tough ones. And I’ll need to teach him
that there are some times in life when
I HAD THOUGHT WHEN we made those important questions won’t get
these donations that it was a nice thing an answer. But it’s worth trying, and
to do. But I was blown away when I you never know until you ask.
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MEMOIR
Scent
of a
Woman How finding the perfect
perfume turned out to be an
act of self-affirmation
BY KAT H E R I N E L A I D L AW F R O M T H E G LO B E A N D M A I L
I L LU ST R AT I O N BY A L A N N A C AVA N AG H
WHEN I WAS A CHILD, I sat on my par- appealing were the scents themselves,
ents’ paisley bedspread and stared at combinations of chemicals my young
the kaleidoscopic bottles of perfume nose was too untrained to understand.
arranged on my mother’s dresser. They But I knew even then that they were
cast rainbows around the room in the symbols of glamour, subtle ways to
right light, and I was mesmerized. Less send signals in the night.
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As I got older, I began to experiment. room to have a little part of you burned
I saved up my allowance and, like so away, and you come out smelling a
many kids of the 1990s, spent it on little like a burn. It’s a lingering, acrid
travel-sized silver bottles of Gap Dream reminder in the days afterwards, the
and Gap Heaven. As a teenager, my days during which you’re not supposed
parents gave me Ralph by Ralph Lau- to worry too much.
ren, because for some reason I wanted As anyone who has ever waited for
to smell like a tangerine putridly close test results knows, however, the
to expiring. To no one’s surprise, the unknown is an excruciating place to
attention I most often caught was that be stuck. For a month this spring,
of wasps at summertime barbecues. I wandered around, paid more atten-
Later, I’d wear Chloé by Chloé, hoping tion, noticed better, wondered if I had
in an awkward phase that it would flirt cancer. As the weather turned warmer,
for me, and because my boyfriend at the sky seemed the bluest of blue. I sat
the time liked it. And then there was on a park bench beside a man rabidly
Philosophy’s Falling in Love, because scratching at a pile of lotto tickets, and
I wanted so badly to be sweet to every- I wished for a little bit of that kind of
one I knew. faith. Walking through the rain one
afternoon, I watched droplets fall into
puddles, unfurling into endless ripples.
My new perfume helped me That’s how cancer grows, I thought.
But it’s how time passes, too, if you’re
to forget and to remember, lucky, the cycles of life growing wider
to feel a little less afraid. and wider until they fade away.
Like so many moments that seem
utterly trivial until they become pivot-
None of them lasted. And I realized, ally significant, I stopped into a shop
eventually, that every perfume I’d ever in April to buy a bottle of shampoo as
worn was an attempt to be something mine was running low. After walking
for somebody else. So I put them away. purposefully to the back of the store
and grabbing a white tube of the usual
IT IS NOT COMMON knowledge that stuff, I browsed a little, which I almost
when you go into the hospital to have never do. A bottle nearby stood out to
pre-cancerous cells removed, you come me, a glass vial that looked like some-
out smelling like rotten fish. The pro- thing out of an apothecary shop. It
cedure leaves you with a scent that read “Replica” in plain, blocky black
hangs on for more than a week. It type across the label. I’d never heard
makes sense; you go into an exam of the line, from the fashion house
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Maison Martin Margiela. The accom- healing slowly, and in its place were
panying copy promised that the scent, the unbridled smiles brought by mem-
Beach Walk, would evoke a stroll on ories of my best-loved days. Like when
the beach with its notes of salt air, my dad would toss my sisters and me
coconut milk and bergamot, which into the ocean’s waves as my mom and
seemed to me like a lot to accomplish brother watched from shore; the feel-
in just one whiff. Still, I picked it up ing of awe as I stood, a speck of a
and sprayed some on my wrists. human, facing a Pacific sunrise at day-
I spent the rest of the afternoon with break; the afterglow of a near-perfect
my wrists affixed to my face, like a afternoon spent holding hands for the
scratch-and-sniff sticker, except the first time with someone new.
sticker was me. It was the least per- It seems natural, now, that such a
fumy perfume I’d ever worn, and I scent would find me eventually, after
knew right away I should have it and 32 years of wandering, and that it
wear it and be my best scratch-and- would be a musky smell like a romp in
sniff self every day. the sand dunes, like unwashed, sun-
baked summer skin, my favourite
WHEN I WAS YOUNG, perfume was kind. A month or so after that seren-
about transformation. But in the weeks dipitous moment in the shop, I ran
after my procedure, I learned to value a into an ex. We got to talking about per-
scent’s ability to transport. As I swiped fume. “I can’t smell it,” he said, as I held
it across my collarbones each morn- my wrist up to his nose. But I could. I
ing, my new perfume helped me both smiled. After all, it wasn’t for him, and
to forget and to remember, to feel a in my mind I was already in the sand
little less afraid. Gone was the burn, hundreds of kilometres away.
© 2018, KATHERINE LAIDLAW. FROM THE GLOBE AND MAIL (JULY 5, 2018), THEGLOBEANDMAIL.COM
CHOICE WORDS
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sibling for dinner is just asking them mother and suddenly turned to her
to stand next to you and scream their and asked, “Grandma, what would
sibling’s name. you like to be when you grow up?”
@CHEESEBOY22 SHAMIM JUMA, T h o r n h i l l , O n t .
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KID #1: What does your dad do?
KID #2: My dad’s an actor.
AND ONE FOR THE KIDS
KID#1: Why? Couldn’t you get a
real dad? @ABBYCOHENWL Q: What do you call a bear with
no teeth?
BEING A STAY-AT-HOME parent A: A gummy bear! reddit.com
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EDITORS’ CHOICE
Through his groundbreaking
work with vegetative-state patients,
neuroscientist Adrian Owen explores
the secrets we carry within us
Inside Scott’s
Mind F ROM I N TO T H E G R AY ZO N E
I L L USTR ATI O NS B Y B Y RON E G G E NS C H WILE R
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O
n December 20, 1999,
a young man pulled
away in his car from his
grandfather’s house in
Sarnia, Ont., with his girlfriend
in the passenger seat. Scott
Routley, then 26, had a promising
career in robotics ahead of him.
He’d driven just a few blocks
when a police cruiser travelling
to the scene of a crime T-boned
his car, hitting the driver’s side
full on. The officer and Scott’s
girlfriend were taken to the
hospital with minor injuries.
Scott wasn’t so lucky.
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He was admitted, and within hours needed an expert second opinion, and
his score on the Glasgow Coma Scale— no one could provide a better one than
a neurological scale used to measure a Professor Bryan Young, a senior neur-
person’s conscious state—was plum- ologist in the area with an interna-
meting. The highest score, 15, indi- tional reputation and years of working
cates that the patient is fully awake, with vegetative and comatose patients.
conversing normally and obeying Bryan had been seeing Scott regularly
commands. Scott was already a 4, one since his accident. As the local neurolo-
step away from shutdown. Despite no gist with the greatest amount of expe-
outward signs of head or facial injury, rience in disorders of consciousness,
his brain was badly damaged. he had examined Scott most closely.
Twelve years later, I moved from He believed Scott was vegetative, so
England to London, Ont., to become I knew this was likely. I told him I was
the Canada Excellence Research Chair thinking of putting Scott into the
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couple, clearly devoted to their son and the person they love is aware. The fam-
his life, such as it was, post-injury. After ily members speak and interact with
the accident, they had relocated to a that person as though he or she is fully
one-storey bungalow outside London, conscious. Why? Do they have some
where Scott could stay when he wasn’t kind of heightened sensitivity to the
being cared for full time at Parkwood. patient’s mental state?
They told us that, despite his diagno- One consequence of the brutality
sis, they believed Scott was responding and abruptness of most serious brain
to them. “His face is expressive,” Anne injuries is that the doctor who assesses
insisted. “He blinks. He does thumbs- the patient—usually a qualified neur-
up for positives.” ologist—generally has not met the
Given Bryan’s multiple assessments person in his or her former life. All
over the years, coupled with our own that the doctors know of the patient is
evaluation of Scott’s condition, this what they see after the accident. The
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and brains. We tend to search for, devoid of conscious intent. But you are
interpret, favour and recall informa- not there to experience that.
tion in a way that confirms our pre- These two phenomena (confirma-
existing beliefs. If the person you love tion bias and events occurring without
most is lying beside you in a hospital witnesses) contribute to our tendency
bed, her life hanging by a thread, you to place great weight on the responses
desperately want her to pull through. we see, and to disregard negative
And you desperately want her to know responses or ones we don’t see. Statis-
you’re there. You ask her to squeeze tically, this is all data that should be
your hand if she can hear you—and it given the same weight.
happens! You feel a distinct increase in I had no idea whether Scott’s family
pressure as her hand gently squeezes had succumbed to confirmation bias
yours. Your immediate reaction? She or whether they truly saw something
did what you asked, she responded, in him that we could not measure. As
she’s aware! It’s a perfectly natural but a scientist, I am prone to the former
unfortunately unscientific response. idea, but as a human being I am more
Science demands reproducibility. Fam- than willing to accept the latter. It was
ilies cling to the one time a patient impossible not to be moved by Scott’s
responded on cue to an instruction, but family and their devotion to him.
they ignore the countless other times We tried many times, but we could
when there was no response. never reproduce any kind of physical
The power of confirmation bias is response from Scott under scientif-
only half the problem. Imagine what ically controlled conditions. The evi-
happens when you are not there at dence suggested that he was indeed in
your loved one’s bedside. Imagine a vegetative state.
that hand squeezes occur regularly,
all the time, with or without an explicit A BBC FILM CREW had asked if they
instruction. It means nothing; it’s just could record the scanning session with
a spontaneous automatic movement, Scott. They had been following our
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work for their series Panorama, and and imagining he was playing tennis.
they would be making a one-hour “Now imagine walking around your
documentary about us. Our move to house, please, Scott.”
Canada had threatened to disrupt Again his brain responded, demon-
filming, which had begun in England, strating that he was there, inside,
but the crew, led by medical corres- doing exactly what he was asked. His
pondent and host Fergus Walsh, family was right. He was aware of what
decided to cross the Atlantic and fol- was going on around him. He could
low our progress. respond! Perhaps not with his body in
Once I’d agreed to be filmed, a cam- quite the way they had insisted he
era crew followed me day and night. could, but with his brain.
They were filming Davinia Fernández- What now? Davinia and I looked at
Espejo and me the day we scanned each other nervously. We badly wanted
Scott. As he lay in the machine, Davinia to ask him something that could
and I went through the usual routine. change his life. We had often discussed
“Scott, please imagine playing tennis the benefits of asking a patient whether
when you hear the instruction.” Six he or she was in physical pain. If Scott
years earlier, my team had hit on the indicated yes, we would need to do
idea of asking patients who were phys- something to help him.
ically non-responsive this question as The thought that he might have been
a way of identifying consciousness. in pain for 12 years was too dreadful to
We had needed a task that involved contemplate. Yet it was a real possibil-
intentional mental activity—one that ity. If he told us he was in pain, I wasn’t
was complex but easy to imagine. sure how I would respond. And how
I still get goosebumps when I recall would his family react? I needed to
what happened next. The scan of talk to Anne.
Scott’s brain exploded in an array of I walked out of the windowless con-
colour—activation indicating that he trol room to where I knew Scott’s
was indeed responding to our request mother was waiting. The omnipresent
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cameras followed me. She stood by Davinia and I watched the screen
the doorway. intently. Fergus Walsh, the BBC host,
My mind raced. “We’d like to ask hovered by my shoulder. As we peered
Scott if he is in any pain, but I’d like at the computer, we could see all the
your permission.” folds and crevices of Scott’s brain,
Anne looked up at me. Throughout both the healthy tissue and the part
this entire episode, she had remained left irreparably damaged by the speed-
stoic, almost cheery. I imagined that ing police cruiser.
she must have come to terms with her Then we began to notice something
son’s situation many years earlier. more. His brain was springing to life,
“Go ahead,” she said, smiling. “Let starting to activate. Bright red blobs
Scott tell you.” appeared; not randomly, but exactly
I walked back into the scanning where I was pressing my finger on the
room. The atmosphere was electric. computer screen.
Everyone knew what the stakes were. Moments earlier, I had told Fergus,
We were going to push grey-zone sci- “If Scott is responding, we should see
ence to the next level. that here,” as I touched the glass. And
“Scott, are you in any pain? Do any there it was. He was answering the
of your body parts hurt right now? question. And, more important, he was
Please imagine playing tennis if the telling us no.
answer is no.” I felt close to tears. It was such a
I still shudder when I think about dizzying situation—a medical break-
that moment. Through the fMRI win- through; Scott’s body lying motionless
dow, we could see Scott’s inert body in in the scanner; my team standing
the scanner’s glistening tube. The inter- around in wonder; the all-seeing eye
faces of multiple machines worked in of what would be prime-time televi-
elaborate synchronization so our minds sion watching. The film crew were
could briefly touch and I could ask him: beside themselves; they had got what
Are you in pain? they wanted, but right that minute
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none of it mattered. This was Scott’s by asking questions that might improve
moment, and he grabbed it. his quality of life. So we asked him
After a few minutes, the tension whether he liked watching hockey.
burst and everyone heaved a sigh of Before the accident, he had been a fan,
relief. Everyone, that is, except Anne. so his family and caregivers would tune
When I told her the news, she was his TV to a game as often as possible.
blasé. “I knew he wasn’t in pain. If he But more than a decade had passed
was, he would have told me!” since the accident. Perhaps he no lon-
I could only nod dumbly. The cour- ger liked hockey. Perhaps he’d watched
age of both mother and son over- so much hockey that he couldn’t stand
whelmed me. She had stood by him all it now. If so, checking in on his viewing
those years, insisting that he still mat- preferences might significantly improve
tered and deserved affection and atten- his quality of life. (Fortunately, he still
tion. She had not given up on him. enjoyed hockey.)
Scott’s response in the scanner simply The second type of question was
confirmed what she already knew. She chosen to reveal details about his situ-
knew he was in there. How she knew, ation, what he knew, how much he
I will never know. But she knew. remembered, what sort of awareness
he had. These were less about Scott the
ON THAT DAY, and on many occasions person and more about digging deeper
over the next year and a half, we con- into the grey zone. Understanding that
versed with Scott in the scanner. Some- state of limbo was incredibly important,
how, he came back to life. He was able because no one had that information.
to tell us that he knew who he was, Scott answered all of those queries
where he was, and how much time had and more. When we asked him what
passed since the accident. year it was by offering him a simple
The questions we asked Scott were multiple-choice option—“If we’re in
chosen with two goals in mind. In part, 2012, imagine playing tennis, and if
we tried to help him as best we could we’re in 1999 imagine walking through
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your home”—he told us correctly that your accident, you would have no idea
it was 2012, not 1999, the year of his where you were.
accident. He knew that he was in a It was critical to know not only that
hospital and that his name was Scott. Scott remembered his past, but that he
He also managed to tell us the name was aware of the present and aware that
of his primary caregiver, someone he today’s present would be tomorrow’s
hadn’t known prior to his hospitaliza- past. We wanted to know that he had
tion. His knowing her name proved the experience of existing in time, of
that he could still lay down memories. being here today as part of an evolving
Laying down memories is central to history with events that come and go,
our sense of time passing, of life mov- all influencing and being influenced
ing along, of our place in the scheme by other events on the same timeline.
of things. Imagine that every day you Throughout Scott’s many visits to
woke up and could recall nothing since the scanning centre to be asked over
the day you’d had an accident years and over about life in the grey zone, his
earlier. How would things feel? mother remained supportive. Clearly,
Your nurse, who may have cared for not all of these trips were for Scott;
you day and night for a decade, would some were for science. In a fine bal-
seem like a complete stranger. Your ance, we juggled questions that might
family and friends, whom you recalled be useful in improving his life with
well from before, would suddenly ones that might help us understand
appear much older. And your home, and perhaps improve the lives of other
assuming you still lived in the same patients in the grey zone. Anne seemed
place, would feel as if it had been to understand that.
extensively renovated overnight; every
change that had occurred in the SCOTT DIED in September 2013 of
interim would seem to have hap- medical complications from the acci-
pened in the few hours since you went dent. It shocked my whole team. We
to sleep. Worse, if you’d moved since had spent many hours with him, and he
13 Things
Real
Estate
Agents
Wish You Knew
BY A N N A- KA I SA WA L K E R
I L LU ST R AT I O N BY C L AY TO N H A N M E R
SUM-THING SPECIAL
2 2 2 1 1 2 1 1
(Difficult)
1 Each letter from A through H
2 has one of the eight values listed
below, and no two letters have
1 the same value. Which number
1 goes with which letter to make
all the equations true?
1
2 Values:
1
1 3 5 6 7
3
10 13 16
( T R E A S U R E S ; S U M -T H I N G S P E C I A L ) F R A S E R S I M P S O N
TREASURES
(Difficult)
Locate 12 treasures in the empty
F+D=H
cells of this grid. The numbers out-
side indicate how many treasures
there are in each row or column.
G+C=A
Each arrow points directly toward
one or more of the treasures. An
arrow may be immediately next to
F+B=E
a treasure it points to, or it may be
further away. Not every treasure
will necessarily have an arrow
C+A=D
pointing to it.
A+H=E
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( R U L E S A R E M A D E TO B E B R O K E N ) DA R R E N R I G BY; ( N E T WO R T H ) M A R C E L DA N E S I ;
Q 2 and 3 are in the same row.
how much money does
Q 1 is in the top row Martina have?
(J E R RY M A N D E R ST R I K E S AG A I N ) R O D E R I C K K I M B A L L O F E N I G A M I . F U N
JERRY MANDER STRIKES AGAIN (Moderately difficult)
Your name is Jerry Mander, and you must draw your town’s voting districts
so that George Green becomes
mayor instead of his more
popular rival, Les Lavender.
This map shows which candi-
date each household supports.
Divide it into five districts of
three contiguous households
so that Green will get the major-
ity of the votes in a majority of
the districts. For a district to be
contiguous, each household
must share a border with at
least one other, and shared
corners don’t count. The tree
represents a park that won’t
be a part of any district.
1. By area, which is the largest country 9. In the Bible, King Herod’s step-
that lies entirely south of the equator? daughter demanded whose head on
a platter, inspiring paintings by Cara-
2. In 2015, the New Horizons space
vaggio and a host of other masters?
probe found a heart-shaped pool of
poison ice on what planet? 10. Salsa made from tomatoes, white
onions and cilantro is sometimes
3. Unusually, who played lead guitar
called “salsa bandera” (flag sauce)
on the Beatles’ “Taxman”?
because it features the same colours
4. In what year did the Canadian as which country’s flag?
navy stop providing daily rum rations
11. Igor Sikorsky, creator of the
to its sailors: 1882, 1972 or 2012?
world’s first mass-produced helicop-
5. Who gave a copy of his novel ter, said he was inspired by Clipper of
A Farewell to Arms to James Joyce the Clouds, a novel by what author?
with all of the censored swear words
12. Més que un club! What soccer
written back in?
team won three European Cups
6. So far, who was the only and three FIFA World Cups
American president who could between 2009 and 2016?
speak Indonesian?
13. Which is the southern-
7. How many quarks are there most national capital in the
in a proton? European Union?
15. There’s no hard
8. What’s the largest 14. The Trung sisters
proof that she said
order of insects, “Let them eat cake,” nor that were first-century
accounting for more military leaders who
I S T O C K . C O M /T A RA S O V V L
11. Jules Verne. 12. FC Barcelona. 13. Nicosia, Cyprus. 14. Vietnam. 15. Marie-Antoinette.
6. Barack Obama. 7. Three. 8. Beetles (order Coleoptera). 9. John the Baptist. 10. Mexico.
ANSWERS: 1. Australia. 2. Pluto. 3. Paul McCartney. 4. 1972. 5. Ernest Hemingway.
Sudoku Answers
(from page 105)
BY I A N R I E N S C H E TREASURES
2 2 2 1 1 2 1 1
1
5 3 8 6 7 1
8 6 3 5 2
9 6 3 3
1 6 SUM-THING SPECIAL
A= 6, B= 13,
9 8 4 3 C= 1, D= 7,
E= 16, F= 3,
G= 5, H=10
4 2 RULES ARE MADE
7 3 6 TO BE BROKEN
Break the rule
4 1 about prime
6 2 7 4 3
numbers.
2
1 2 4 5 6 NET WORTH
$18,000.
TO SOLVE THIS PUZZLE… JERRY MANDER
You have to put a number from STRIKES AGAIN
1 to 9 in each square so that:
( S U D O KU ) S U D O KU P U Z Z L E R .CO M
any of them;
3 7 4 1 2 6 8 5 9
9 8 6 4 7 5 2 1 3
■ each of the 3 x 3 boxes 8 3 1 5 6 9 7 4 2
Answers
1. solipsism—[C] view that only the 9. absurdism—[C] belief that the
self can be known to exist; as, Marie universe has no purpose; as, Albert
disliked solipsism because it sug- Camus’s writing reconciles absurd-
gested that her beloved family might ism with a life-affirming stance.
be a creation of her own mind.
10. hedonist—[A] person who values
2. altruistic—[B] showing unselfish the pursuit of pleasure above all else;
concern for others; as, An altruistic as, A dedicated hedonist, Luca spent
friend, Toby spent his weekend help- Saturday sunbathing and reading.
ing Laila move.
11. utopian—[C] impossibly ideal;
3. aestheticism—[A] devotion to as, Yuvanath envisioned a utopian
beauty; as, With its many art installa- future with all people united to build
tions, the town showed aestheticism a better world.
to be one of its core values.
12. consumerism—[B] preoccupa-
4. innatism—[C] assumption that the tion with the acquisition of goods;
mind is born with ideas; as, Eva’s inna- as, Arriving home with her third
tism was influenced by recent studies barbecue, Fran recognized that her
into early language acquisition. consumerism was out of control.
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