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For Paradise Film Distribution Company

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a Paradise producers' centre production

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SW-AURUM Film company

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Arthur Smolyaninov

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Anna Starshenbaum

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Olga Popova

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Gosha Kutsenko

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lvan Okhlobystin

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Sergei Puskepalis

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Andrei Leonov

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lrina Hakamada

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Un film de Vera Storozheva

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Scenariu Natalia Nazarova

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Imagine Oleg Kirichenko

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Scenografie Sergei Tyrin
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Muzica Gary Miller

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Sunet Eugene Chaiko

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Costume: Marina
Ananyeva Irina Lunina

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Machiaj Galina Ustimenko

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Montaj Mikhail Igonin

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Tinere!

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Ai z�pad� pe cap.

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Un str�in!

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To�i v� plimba�i f�r� c�ciuli pe cap...

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�i apoi spune�i c� e frig �n Rusia.

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Produc�tori executivi: Anna
Popova Armen Adilkhanyan

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Rusia? Deci sunt �n Rusia?

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Da, in Rusia.

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Unde altundeva?
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Produc�tori: Tatiana
Sergeenko Vera Storozheva

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M-am s�turat de planeta asta.

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Produc�tori principali: Gevorg Nersisyan
Armen Manasaryan Arthur Nersesyan

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Da!

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Sasha, la mul�i ani!

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Ah, tu e�ti, tat�?

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Ce or� e?

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5 dup�-amiaza.

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C�t?

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E 5 dup�-amiaza �n Kamchatka.

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Feti��!

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O s� trec prin Moscova ast�zi.

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Crezi c� ai putea s� g�zduie�ti
doi vulcanologi pribegi?

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Tat�, aveam de g�nd s� m�
�nt�lnesc cu ni�te prieteni.
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Cine e cel de-al doilea?

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Colegul meu, Seryoga.

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E un tip grozav.

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E alpinist �i �tie �i s� g�teasc�
cartofi pr�ji�i.

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O s� vezi, o s�-�i plac� de el!

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Tat�, am deja un iubit...

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cu un n�suc dr�gu� �i must�cios!

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Dac� must�ile conteaz� pentru tine,
�i poate l�sa must�i!

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Ce?

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Cine?

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- Am spus: "poate s�-�i lase musta��".
- Tat�, eu vorbeam despre motanul meu!

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Tat�!

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La mul�i ani!

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Bun�, Valer! Tata o s� vin�
�n vizit� de Anul Nou.

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Cum adic�, tat�l t�u? P�i nu ziceam
c� mergem la Rodion?

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O s� s�rb�torim mai �nt�i cu tata
�i apoi mergem la Rodion.

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N-am putea s�-l "s�rim" pe tat�l t�u?

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Cine e aia?

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Ce?

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Cineva tocmai a trecut prin camer�.
Cine e tipa?

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E veri�oara mea din Chelyabinsk.

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De ce e �n chilo�i?

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Vrei s� spui c� nu trebuia
s� aib� nimic pe ea?

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Iubi! Cu cine vorbe�ti?

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Am terminat-o cu tine!

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Iubi!

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Din Chelyabinsk!

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Tulup.

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E�ti bine?

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Cum s� fiu bine? Ninge de o s�pt�m�n�!

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M-am s�turat s� tot cur� z�pada.

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Te doare?

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Da, m� doare.

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Dar acum?

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Nu m� mai doare.

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Bun�! Ce-ai zice s� petrecem
Anul Nou �mpreun�?

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Ce? Te-ai desp�r�it de Valeric
�i �i-ai amintit s� m� suni?

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Da, sigur, st�team aici �i nu f�ceam
altceva dec�t s� a�tept s� m� suni.

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Nu-i nimic dac� nu vrei.

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Voiam s� �i-l prezint pe tat�l meu.

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Tat�l t�u? S�-l cunosc pe tat�l t�u?

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Vrei s� m� folose�ti?
Ca s� te ajut la examen?

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E�ti bolnav cu capul?

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Ia ni�te pastile!

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Nu, sunt bine, dar pe tine nu te v�d bine,
ast�zi!

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�i �tii de ce? Avem examen cu Volintsev!

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Nu!

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�i �tim cu to�ii c� ur�te fetele-geolog,
nu-i a�a?

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Ah, pu�lama mic�!

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Cine? Eu?

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Acum �i v�d adev�rata fa��, Nikolaeva!

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Este fa�a unei persoane c�reia nu-i pas�
de sentimentele celorlal�i...

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Vino-ncoa!

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Fir-ar s� fie!

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sentimentul unicit�ii tale
este o profund� iluzie!
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�apte miliarde de oameni tr�iesc pe P�m�nt,
dintre care 3.5 miliarde sunt femei.

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�i 5 milioane dintre ele sunt frumoase!

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Vino aici, vino-ncoace!

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Periculoas� slujb�, prietene!

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Oamenii arunc� sticle, ou�...

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Am zis s� vii �ncoace.

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crezi c� po�i ispiti un b�rbat...

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De ce ai omor�t omul bun?

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�n fiecare s�pt�m�n� un moscovit
cade de pe acoperi�...

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plin de sine, de ce nu vrei s� tr�ie�ti?

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U�or!

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- Prietene!
- Ambulan�a e pe drum.

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Prieten mort!

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Un a�a om amabil!
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A fost un accident!

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Se dau pedepse mari �i pentru accident.

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�n�eleg, �n�eleg totul. Vino!

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Hei, privi�i. Tr�ie�te!

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De ce sperii oamenii?

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Am crezut c� ai murit. Tu e�ti viu.

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Ok Vitya, ia-�i lucrurile. Bun� ziua!

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Deci, cine a c�zut de la fereastr�?

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Eu.

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Cum a�a? �i tipul �sta a c�zut cu tine?

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Nu, el...

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Am c�zut pe el...

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Bine, verifica�i-l.

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- �i �ine�i-i capul.
- Nu mi�ca!

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Te doare?

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M� simt perfect!

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E clar. E faza pasiv� a �ocului.

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Aduce�i curelele!

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ea a c�zut de pe acoperi�. El m-a �mpins,
�i s-a �ntins ca s� cad� peste el!

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Eroul Rusiei!

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Taci din gur�, OK?
�i spun c� a fost un accident!

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Bine, surioar�. Te rog s� urci �n ma�in�!

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Nu, nu pot.

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Cum adic�, nu po�i?

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Am examen azi!

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Ce?

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Am examen!

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Nu v� face�i griji.

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Am�ndoi ne sim�im foarte bine.

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Comedian�i nenoroci�i! Crede�i
c� nu avem de lucru?

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Cine va pl�ti pentru aceast� alarm� fals�?

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Hai. L�sa�i prostiile.

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Totul doare. Totul e v�t�mat �n�untru.

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Am nevoie s� m� duce�i la spital!

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Treci �n ma�in�.

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Te vom duce la spital.

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Vitya, hai s�-l lu�m m�car pe �sta.

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S�rb�tori fericite!

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Dac� v� descurca�i, asta e.
Noi plec�m.

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Vitya, hai s� mergem!

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Uit�-te la ea!
Cine o crede c� are examen?

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Numai gura e de ea!

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Ar fi trebuit s� chem�m poli�ia!

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Nesim�i�i!

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Se pare c� pot s� zbor.

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Numele meu e Sasha.

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Numele meu e Seraphim.

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Cum?

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Seraphim. �nseamn� 'ro�u-aprins'.

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Da, mi-ar folosi ca s� m� �nc�lzesc pu�in.

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Tre' s� plec!

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�mi pare r�u!

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S�rb�tori fericite!

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Hei, ro�u-aprins!

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Paltonul t�u e murdar!

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�i ce-ar trebui s� facem cu el?

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Fir-ar s� fie!

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Cheia e �n�untru!

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Oare nici nu mi-am �ncuiat u�a ieri?

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Ce proast� sunt!

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Hai �n�untru!

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po�i s� taci, po�i s� m� ignori, dar
nu vei putea s� ignori pe toat� lumea...

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�i �ntr-o zi va trebui
s� pl�te�ti toate astea!

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�i toate astea din cauza ta!

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De ce stai acolo?
Dezbrac�-te, vino �n�untru!

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S�-mi dau jos �i c�ma�a?

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Ce?

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�mi cer scuze, cred c� am �n�eles gre�it.

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Total gre�it.

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�ine!

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Porne�te ceainicul.

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�i d�-i de m�ncare pisicii.

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M�ncarea e �n frigider!

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Nu mi se �nt�mpl� mie asta.

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De ce i-ai dat puiul meu?

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Pisicilor le place carnea de pui.

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Pe bune?

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�i mie �mi place!

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Fir-ar s� fie!

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De ce n-ai pornit ceainicul?

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L-am pornit.

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Fir-ar s� fie!

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Cred c� te-am lovit serios. Poate ar fi
mai bine s� mergi la spital?

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Nu, m� simt perfect s�n�tos.

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E�ti sigur?

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Uite a�a se porne�te.
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�� �ii minte.

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�mi schimb hainele, iar tu usuc�-�i
paltonul, este �n baie.

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Baia e aici.

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Aer cald!

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Foarte cald!

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De unde e�ti?

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Din lerusalim.

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Presupun c� nu ave�i usc�toare de p�r
pe acolo, nu-i a�a?

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Nu.

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�i atunci cum v� usca�i pe cap?

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Pe cap?

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Scuze, dar de ce ar
trebui s� m� usuc pe cap?

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Da, bine.

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Vrei ceai?
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Verde, negru? Ceai!

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Cafea?

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Ceai.

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Acest ceai cre�te pe pantele
mun�ilor din Sichuan...

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o chinezoaic� pe nume Xu Lin l-a cules

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ea iubea un b�rbat pe nume Chu Young,

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dar s-a m�ritat cu Li Zhen,
care lucreaz� �ntr-o fabric� de L.E.D.-uri.

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�I Chu Young nu s-a �nsurat deocamdat�...

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Bomboane cu crem� - din fructe confiate!

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Produse la fabrica Octombrie Ro�u!

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Lapte condensat �ndulcit, unt, sirop,
fructe glasate, alcool, coniac...

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Aromatizan�i, 41.1 calorii!

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Ambalatorul num�rul 5.

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Blond� vopsit�,
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mam� singur�, 45 de ani.

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�mi pare r�u, dar are 32 de ani
�i p�rul ro�cat. Doi copii...

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gemene. Katya �i Angela.

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Uneori ia bomboane pentru acas�.

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Dac� nu va �nceta,
va fi concediat� �n cur�nd.

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E foarte trist.

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00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:47,626
Totu�i, cine e�ti tu?

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00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,338
Adic� din ce tr�ie�ti?

235
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,506
Ajut oamenii.

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00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:58,428
Adic� un fel de organiza�ie de caritate?

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00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:00,639
Am putea spune �i a�a.

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00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:02,682
�i care-i numele acestei organiza�ii?

239
00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:06,436
Oastea cereasc�.

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00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:14,319
Vrei s� spui c� e�ti un fel de sectant?
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00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:20,283
Sunt un �nger.

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00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:23,370
�n�eleg.

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00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:24,829
�i eu.

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00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:27,666
Uneori!

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00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:30,752
Scuz�-m�, tu e�ti om.

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00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,380
Femeie.

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00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:38,426
Ascult�, osta�ule. Chiar trebuie s� plec,
�mi cer scuze.

248
00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:40,762
Cristalografia este o �tiin�� complex�.

249
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:43,598
De unde �tii asta?

250
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,106
Ce glum� bun�...

251
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:16,965
De exemplu, s� privim un
fulg de z�pad� obi�nuit.

252
00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:20,421
Este un adev�rat cristal,
format prin ciocnirea

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00:20:20,422 --> 00:20:23,930
pic�turilor de ap�
cu particulele elementare din nori!

254
00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:29,352
Prive�te aceast� form� minunat�!
255
00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:35,066
Apropo, ai citit tratatul lui Johannes
Kepler despre fulgii de z�pad� hexagonali?

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00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:39,612
�n acest tratat, autorul analizeaz�
formele fulgilor de z�pad�.

257
00:20:42,116 --> 00:20:42,824
Ce faci aici?

258
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,577
�ncerc s� prind un taxi!

259
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:48,830
- Cu m�na?
P�i cu ce altceva?

260
00:21:04,555 --> 00:21:05,555
Sfinte Sisoe!

261
00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:13,688
Ce faci? Las� ma�ina jos,
nebunule!

262
00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:17,025
Am spus s�-i dai drumul,
dac� nu - chem poli�ia.

263
00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:38,546
Scuza�i c� �ntreb,
de ce a�i oprit?

264
00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:40,548
Nu o s� crede�i.

265
00:21:40,883 --> 00:21:41,883
Simt c� �nnebunesc.

266
00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:44,719
M� enerveaz� s� conduc ma�ina cu girofar.

267
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:50,266
Mai demult nu m� deranja,
dar azi m� �nnebune�te.
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00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:55,104
A�a c� am �nceput s� m� autosugestionez,
spun�ndu-mi: 'n-o lua razna'.

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00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:59,818
De�i e o ma�in� oficial�,
tot m� simt aiurea s� conduc cu girofar.

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00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:02,987
Dintr-o dat�, v�d o fat� alerg�nd, gr�bit�.

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00:22:03,614 --> 00:22:06,574
�i mi-am spus: 'hai s� fac o fapt� bun�'.

272
00:22:08,244 --> 00:22:12,539
M� scuza�i, nu cumva sunte�i din lerusalim?

273
00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:15,583
Ar�t ca �i cum a� fi?

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00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:21,422
Nu, �ntrebam �i eu.

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00:22:51,662 --> 00:22:53,751
Ei bine, Johannes Kepler
s-a �ntrebat de ce

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00:22:53,752 --> 00:22:56,457
fulgii de z�pad� au to�i
o simetrie hexagonal�.

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00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:03,882
Unul dintre noi sigur s-a lovit la cap.

278
00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:06,532
De ce? Pentru c� atunci c�nd
pic�turile microscopice de ap�

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00:23:06,533 --> 00:23:09,971
din nori se ciocnesc
cu particulele elementare �i �nghea��...

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00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:12,140
se formeaz� un cristal cu �ase v�rfuri.
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00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:15,226
Bine, uite, iubitorule-de-z�pad�!
Ai ni�te gum�?

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00:23:16,437 --> 00:23:17,770
Gum�, �tii tu.

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00:23:23,986 --> 00:23:24,652
Mersi.

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00:23:24,987 --> 00:23:26,781
Din cauza structurii moleculelor de ap�,

285
00:23:26,782 --> 00:23:30,325
sunt posibile doar unghiuri de 60 �i 120
de grade �ntre razele cristalului!

286
00:23:35,205 --> 00:23:35,788
Ce-i asta?

287
00:23:36,874 --> 00:23:39,334
Este primul tip de gum�. Din 1848.

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00:23:40,169 --> 00:23:42,962
Produs de fabrica John Curtis.
Se numea "Licorice Lulu."

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00:23:45,007 --> 00:23:47,467
- Ce-i porc�ria asta, Lulu?
- Sasha!

290
00:23:49,053 --> 00:23:50,637
S�rb�tori fericite!

291
00:23:52,348 --> 00:23:53,598
Cine-i tipul?

292
00:23:54,058 --> 00:23:56,476
Seraphim! �nc�ntat s� v� cunosc!

293
00:23:56,644 --> 00:23:59,187
Varvara. Pl�cerea e de partea mea!

294
00:23:59,396 --> 00:24:00,021
Hai, mergem?
295
00:24:01,023 --> 00:24:03,024
- E un psihopat, proasto!
- Un psihopat?

296
00:24:03,192 --> 00:24:04,359
Pare foarte simpatic...

297
00:24:11,241 --> 00:24:11,950
Salut!

298
00:24:12,326 --> 00:24:15,334
Nesuferitul ala de motan
s-a suit pe pervaz. Salut!

299
00:24:15,335 --> 00:24:17,846
Am �ncercat s� ajung
la el �i am alunecat,

300
00:24:17,847 --> 00:24:21,292
�i am zburat p�n� la p�m�nt
ca un glonte! De la etajul 3!

301
00:24:21,877 --> 00:24:23,920
Groaznic! �i probabil �i-a trecut
toat� via�a prin fa�a ochilor?

302
00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:27,507
Cum? Ce via��?

303
00:24:28,092 --> 00:24:31,803
C�deam �i strigam 'Maaaaaa'!
�i tipul �sta st�tea dedesubt!

304
00:24:42,272 --> 00:24:43,731
Aici se d� examenul vostru?

305
00:24:44,149 --> 00:24:46,484
Da, oarecum da. Dar va trebui
s� intri pe u�a cealalt�!

306
00:25:32,239 --> 00:25:33,448
Scuza�i-m�. Ce fel de examen e acesta?

307
00:25:33,949 --> 00:25:35,199
Stai s�-�i explic!
308
00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:44,709
Omul �sta �i-a salvat via�a!
�i tu zici c�-i psihopat!

309
00:25:45,711 --> 00:25:47,362
Bine, nu e psihopat, dar
e ceva ciudat cu el...

310
00:25:47,363 --> 00:25:49,839
I-am spus s� porneasc� ceainicul,
�i el doar l-a pus pe mas�.

311
00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:52,967
N-a mai v�zut �n via�a
lui un usc�tor de p�r!

312
00:25:53,343 --> 00:25:54,296
Asta se nume�te
'idio�enia consumatorului

313
00:25:54,297 --> 00:25:55,386
de sex masculin',
care este ceva normal!

314
00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:58,556
A oprit o ma�in� �in�nd-o
de bara de protec�ie cu o m�n�.

315
00:25:59,433 --> 00:26:02,310
Am v�zut la TV un om care
tr�gea un tren cu din�ii!

316
00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:07,982
Mi-a luat 15 minute s� ajung aici cu o
ma�in� cu girofar. Iar el era deja aici!

317
00:26:08,525 --> 00:26:10,813
�nseamn� c� a avut o alt� ma�in�
cu girofar, ceea ce explic� totul.

318
00:26:10,814 --> 00:26:12,361
Poate lucreaz� pentru Securitate (FSB).

319
00:26:13,530 --> 00:26:15,198
Zice c� este din lerusalim.
320
00:26:15,449 --> 00:26:16,866
Atunci poate e din serviciile
secrete israeliene.

321
00:26:18,702 --> 00:26:20,536
Spune c� e un �nger.

322
00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:24,290
�nger? �i ce nu-�i convine �n treaba asta?

323
00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:25,750
Ai f�cut fi�uicile?

324
00:26:26,627 --> 00:26:27,927
Ia uit�-te aici.

325
00:26:29,254 --> 00:26:32,840
Aici este re�eaua cristalin�, asta e celula
elementar�, �i aici avem polimorfismul.

326
00:26:35,719 --> 00:26:38,060
Faci mi�to de mine?
Ce, suntem �n epoca de piatr�?

327
00:26:38,061 --> 00:26:40,264
Asta-i poliporc�rie, nu polimorfism.

328
00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:41,432
�tii ce!

329
00:26:41,975 --> 00:26:44,112
Mi-a luat juma' de noapte s� le fac.
E ordinul rectorului.

330
00:26:44,113 --> 00:26:46,938
Oricine e prins cu telefonul mobil,
va fi dat afar�.

331
00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:49,232
Nu se spune nimic despre
fi�uici �n ordinul acela.

332
00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:54,612
Ok, maimu�elor, cobor�i to�i mai aproape!

333
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,323
N-am de g�nd s� stau cu
voi p�n� la Anul Nou!

334
00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:01,410
Preg�ti�i-v� carnetele de note.

335
00:27:04,206 --> 00:27:05,832
Pune�i toate telefoanele mobile pe mas�!

336
00:27:09,878 --> 00:27:12,588
De ce ai mai venit? Tu e�ti trecut automat!

337
00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:14,632
D�-mi carnetul!

338
00:27:15,843 --> 00:27:17,885
Haide�i, haide�i!

339
00:27:19,054 --> 00:27:21,097
- S� nu bei prea mult.
- Nu beau deloc.

340
00:27:22,558 --> 00:27:23,599
�i nu fumez.

341
00:27:26,854 --> 00:27:29,480
- S�rb�tori fericite!
- Mul�umesc!

342
00:27:33,694 --> 00:27:36,863
Ok, cine r�spunde primul,
prime�te un punct �n plus!

343
00:27:44,288 --> 00:27:45,329
Varv!

344
00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:50,001
Varv, formarea z�pezii.

345
00:27:50,294 --> 00:27:51,377
Acu�ica.

346
00:27:58,093 --> 00:28:00,136
- Mai jos, mai jos...
- Nu pot.
347
00:28:03,015 --> 00:28:03,598
Tu!

348
00:28:05,767 --> 00:28:06,684
Ce cau�i acolo?

349
00:28:07,144 --> 00:28:07,894
Nimic!

350
00:28:08,270 --> 00:28:09,729
Nu, c�utai ceva, am v�zut eu.
Ai nevoie de ajutor?

351
00:28:11,106 --> 00:28:13,399
Nu! Mul�umesc! O s� r�spund!

352
00:28:14,443 --> 00:28:14,984
Numele?

353
00:28:15,485 --> 00:28:16,235
Nikolaeva!

354
00:28:22,367 --> 00:28:25,703
Legea simetriei cristalelor.
Formarea z�pezii!

355
00:28:30,626 --> 00:28:34,042
�n secolul al XVI-lea,
savantul Johannes Kepler s-a �ntrebat

356
00:28:34,043 --> 00:28:38,466
de ce fulgii de z�pad�
au numai forme hexagonale!

357
00:28:40,510 --> 00:28:41,677
L-ai citit pe Kepler?

358
00:28:43,096 --> 00:28:49,644
Da, �mi place Kepler! �i tratatul s�u
mi se pare o carte extraordinar�!

359
00:28:51,313 --> 00:28:53,606
Interesant, continu�!

360
00:28:55,234 --> 00:28:57,485
Fulgii de z�pad� au forma
unei stele hexagonale,

361
00:28:57,486 --> 00:28:59,737
�i trebuie s� existe
o cauz� pentru aceasta.

362
00:29:00,155 --> 00:29:02,447
C�ci dac� ar fi doar o coinciden��,
atunci de ce nu vedem

363
00:29:02,448 --> 00:29:04,700
�i fulgi pentagonali sau septangulari?

364
00:29:04,993 --> 00:29:05,785
Tu!

365
00:29:08,163 --> 00:29:10,456
Ce ascunzi acolo?

366
00:29:10,791 --> 00:29:13,042
Am v�zut totul. Ce ai acolo?

367
00:29:14,002 --> 00:29:17,088
Te cred! Vei fi un geolog
excelent, d�-mi carnetul!

368
00:29:17,464 --> 00:29:23,135
Am v�zut totul, totul, nu, nu.
Ce e acolo sub fusta ta?

369
00:29:23,470 --> 00:29:24,512
Sub fust�? Picioarele.

370
00:29:24,846 --> 00:29:26,889
Nu mai spune!
Dar pe picioare ai prinse fi�uici.

371
00:29:27,641 --> 00:29:31,185
Fata asta �l citeaz� pe Kepler,
iar tu - uit�-te la tine!

372
00:29:34,815 --> 00:29:36,148
D�-mi toate alea.

373
00:29:44,116 --> 00:29:46,158
Da! Cum?

374
00:29:47,494 --> 00:29:49,537
Sta�i un pic, sunte�i sigur�?

375
00:30:06,930 --> 00:30:08,347
S-a n�scut fiul meu.

376
00:30:10,142 --> 00:30:11,517
Felicit�ri!

377
00:30:12,185 --> 00:30:14,228
4 fete �n 3 ani!

378
00:30:14,521 --> 00:30:17,189
Adic� 3 �n 4 ani. Fiul meu!

379
00:30:21,111 --> 00:30:22,236
O fat� nu poate s� fie un bun geolog.

380
00:30:23,864 --> 00:30:25,906
Nu poate s� care pietre, e prea greu.

381
00:30:27,617 --> 00:30:28,993
�i dup� ce se m�rit�...

382
00:30:31,705 --> 00:30:33,748
poate spune adio muncii de teren!

383
00:30:34,958 --> 00:30:37,001
Toat� lumea prime�te 10!
Da�i-mi carnetele!

384
00:30:39,171 --> 00:30:42,256
Uite, era prima dat� c�nd
auzeam despre Kepler.

385
00:30:43,383 --> 00:30:45,885
Nu, pe bune, am deschis gura
�i m-am trezit spun�nd asta.

386
00:30:46,386 --> 00:30:49,013
E cu totul altfel c�nd cuvintele
�i ies singure din gur�.
387
00:30:50,974 --> 00:30:54,560
Deci? La ora 10 la Rodion?
Nu uita�i �inuta obligatorie.

388
00:30:55,062 --> 00:30:57,331
Cine vine �n blugi,
va s�rb�tori Anul Nou pe strad�.

389
00:30:57,332 --> 00:30:59,899
�n sf�r�it, o s�-i v�d
picioarele lui Nikolaeva!

390
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:02,443
Deci nu te intereseaz� picioarele mele.

391
00:31:03,445 --> 00:31:04,987
Ai g�sit o rochie?

392
00:31:06,406 --> 00:31:07,782
S-a schimbat planul.

393
00:31:09,034 --> 00:31:11,077
Tata o s� vin� la mine, cu o echip�
de vulcanologi.

394
00:31:12,954 --> 00:31:14,497
�i eu ce-o s� fac acolo f�r� tine?

395
00:31:16,166 --> 00:31:18,209
Un 10, mam�...

396
00:31:18,460 --> 00:31:19,960
cum adic� 'cum'? Am �nv�at!

397
00:31:21,630 --> 00:31:22,171
Sasha!

398
00:31:23,382 --> 00:31:25,424
Sasha, iart�-m�, am fost foarte
nepoliticos, azi diminea��,

399
00:31:25,592 --> 00:31:28,010
Dar totul m-a luat prin surprindere.
Nu eram preg�tit.

400
00:31:28,345 --> 00:31:30,388
Apoi m-am g�ndit 'de ce nu?' Mi-ar pl�cea.

401
00:31:34,935 --> 00:31:36,060
Mi-ar pl�cea.

402
00:31:36,812 --> 00:31:37,645
Cum a�a?

403
00:31:39,356 --> 00:31:40,356
Ce anume �i-ar pl�cea?

404
00:31:41,149 --> 00:31:43,567
P�i, s�-l cunosc pe tat�l t�u, �i...

405
00:31:44,027 --> 00:31:44,693
Kolya...

406
00:31:45,028 --> 00:31:48,030
Pe P�m�nt sunt 7 miliarde de oameni!
Ai de unde s� alegi!

407
00:32:02,421 --> 00:32:03,796
Bine, s� mergem.

408
00:32:03,964 --> 00:32:05,506
- �ncotro?
- �ine-te dup� noi.

409
00:32:13,723 --> 00:32:14,265
Uite-l!

410
00:32:18,687 --> 00:32:19,478
Kolya...

411
00:32:19,646 --> 00:32:21,105
tipul �sta nu-i normal.

412
00:32:21,314 --> 00:32:23,065
M� urm�re�te de azi de diminea��.

413
00:32:23,859 --> 00:32:24,525
F� ceva!

414
00:32:25,068 --> 00:32:25,609
Ca de pild�?

415
00:32:26,820 --> 00:32:28,863
De exemplu, spune-i s� plece.

416
00:32:30,031 --> 00:32:30,698
�i o s� plece?

417
00:32:31,408 --> 00:32:32,575
Depinde de cum �l rogi.

418
00:32:33,076 --> 00:32:34,160
Sasha, las�-m� s� fac eu asta.

419
00:32:34,369 --> 00:32:35,411
Nu!

420
00:32:37,289 --> 00:32:38,164
Cum �l cheam�?

421
00:32:38,665 --> 00:32:40,541
Ce conteaz�?! M� duc eu?

422
00:32:40,792 --> 00:32:41,459
Stop!

423
00:32:55,390 --> 00:32:56,807
Probabil vrei s� m� love�ti?

424
00:32:57,642 --> 00:32:58,225
Cine, eu?

425
00:32:59,394 --> 00:33:00,269
Deja am fost lovit ast�zi.

426
00:33:01,021 --> 00:33:02,146
Mi-au scos �i un dinte.

427
00:33:16,453 --> 00:33:17,244
E bine acum?

428
00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:19,872
Da, e bine!

429
00:33:23,335 --> 00:33:24,001
Sasha!

430
00:33:25,086 --> 00:33:26,545
Tipul �sta �i pune singur din�ii!

431
00:33:28,089 --> 00:33:28,756
Bine!

432
00:33:32,219 --> 00:33:32,927
Kolya...

433
00:33:33,220 --> 00:33:34,720
pleac�, m� descurc �i singur�, pricepi?

434
00:33:35,764 --> 00:33:36,597
Tinere!

435
00:33:36,806 --> 00:33:37,640
�ntoarce-te!

436
00:33:38,183 --> 00:33:39,308
�ntoarce-te!

437
00:33:40,268 --> 00:33:41,310
�i pleac�!

438
00:33:41,937 --> 00:33:43,145
Pleac�!

439
00:33:46,942 --> 00:33:48,984
Nu sta aici. Tu pleac� �n cealalt� parte!
Am�ndoi!

440
00:33:51,863 --> 00:33:52,530
Psihopatul...

441
00:33:53,156 --> 00:33:54,949
la�ul �i afemeiatul.

442
00:33:55,283 --> 00:33:56,283
Cine-i afemeiatul?

443
00:33:56,910 --> 00:33:57,826
Valer.
444
00:33:58,286 --> 00:34:00,174
L-am sunat pe Skype,
�i �n cadru a ap�rut un trup

445
00:34:00,175 --> 00:34:02,665
dezbr�cat f�r� cap,
dar �n chilo�i. Chilo�i ro�ii.

446
00:34:02,999 --> 00:34:03,791
�i cine era?

447
00:34:04,543 --> 00:34:06,071
De unde s� �tiu?
�i-am pus c� nu se vedea capul,

448
00:34:06,072 --> 00:34:08,254
nu pot s� identific
o persoan� dup� chilo�i.

449
00:34:30,902 --> 00:34:32,152
Nu, eu nu cred c� e psihopat.

450
00:34:32,946 --> 00:34:37,199
Cum a�a?
Are un palton frumos �i vorbe�te interesant.

451
00:34:38,660 --> 00:34:40,744
Vrei s� spui c� �nc� mai crezi �n �ngeri?

452
00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:42,705
Ei bine, admit c� exist�.

453
00:34:45,125 --> 00:34:45,749
Bun�, tat�.

454
00:34:46,126 --> 00:34:48,127
Sasha, aici e furtun� de z�pad�
�i zborul nostru s-anulat!

455
00:34:48,461 --> 00:34:49,628
�i cum r�m�ne cu Anul Nou?

456
00:34:50,005 --> 00:34:50,796
Ne descurc�m noi cumva.
457
00:34:52,549 --> 00:34:53,299
Bine, pe cur�nd!

458
00:34:54,759 --> 00:34:56,802
O s� �nt�rzie. Vreme nefavorabil� zborului.

459
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:15,446
Ia uit�-te la asta. T�n�rul nostru voluntar
repar� troleibuzul.

460
00:35:18,742 --> 00:35:20,784
Sash, mi-l la�i mie?

461
00:35:21,786 --> 00:35:23,912
Po�i s� visezi. O s� am �i eu nevoie de el.

462
00:35:24,289 --> 00:35:25,998
Hai vino.

463
00:35:36,051 --> 00:35:38,093
Seraphim! M-ai putea ajuta ast�zi?

464
00:35:38,470 --> 00:35:41,013
Sigur c� da, �ngerii au fost crea�i
pentru a-i ajuta pe oameni.

465
00:35:42,766 --> 00:35:44,808
Bine, po�i s� spui tuturor
c� e�ti prietenul meu?

466
00:35:45,477 --> 00:35:47,853
Bine, dar nu o s� pot r�m�ne
dec�t p�n� la 12 noaptea.

467
00:35:48,938 --> 00:35:50,981
Perfect, e exact c�t am nevoie.

468
00:35:51,858 --> 00:35:54,951
C�inele gr�dinarului (nu m�n�nc�, dar nici
nu las� pe al�ii s� m�n�nce), ca de obicei.

469
00:35:56,863 --> 00:35:58,614
Privi�i! Se m�n�nc� unul pe altul!

470
00:36:02,327 --> 00:36:04,370
Se nume�te s�rut.

471
00:36:04,996 --> 00:36:06,080
fran�uzesc.

472
00:36:06,331 --> 00:36:07,725
Aaa, �sta este s�rutul fran�uzesc?

473
00:36:07,726 --> 00:36:11,293
Da, Seraphim, �i dac� dore�ti
�i-l pot explica �n detaliu, dar nu aici.

474
00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:14,380
U�urel! G�se�te-�i un iubit
�i explic�-i-l lui.

475
00:36:16,675 --> 00:36:18,300
Seraphim, ce faci m�ine?

476
00:36:18,802 --> 00:36:20,844
M�ine nu voi fi aici.

477
00:36:21,221 --> 00:36:22,554
Ai �n�eles?

478
00:36:22,889 --> 00:36:24,932
- Acum lini�te�te-te!
- Nu pot! P�n� nu m�n�nc ceva.

479
00:36:25,225 --> 00:36:26,392
S� mergem acolo.

480
00:36:26,768 --> 00:36:28,352
Haide�i s� mergem!

481
00:36:29,896 --> 00:36:31,271
Pofti�i, poft� bun�!

482
00:36:31,731 --> 00:36:32,773
Mul�umesc!

483
00:36:38,613 --> 00:36:42,700
�sta e locul nostru preferat. Venim
aici deseori �i juc�m acest joc.

484
00:36:43,326 --> 00:36:44,535
Jocul se nume�te 'ghice�te'.

485
00:36:47,956 --> 00:36:48,831
Acolo!

486
00:36:49,999 --> 00:36:51,667
Trebuie s�-i ghice�ti numele
�i profesia.

487
00:36:52,502 --> 00:36:54,545
Este Leonid, manager la o firm� mic�.

488
00:36:55,672 --> 00:36:56,672
Pavel, fotograf!

489
00:36:58,341 --> 00:36:59,466
Numele lui este Boris. Este dermatolog.

490
00:37:00,635 --> 00:37:01,802
Du-te s� verifici.

491
00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:15,065
Se tot plimb� pe acolo,
f�r� s� �tie c� noi �l privim.

492
00:37:16,025 --> 00:37:16,942
Da.

493
00:37:17,819 --> 00:37:20,571
Seam�n� foarte mult cu felul �n care
noi v� privim de acolo.

494
00:37:22,907 --> 00:37:25,159
�i ce �im�i acolo sus?

495
00:37:27,495 --> 00:37:28,287
Iubire!

496
00:37:36,796 --> 00:37:38,088
Numele lui este Boris �i este artist!

497
00:37:39,299 --> 00:37:41,800
Se pare c� te-ai �n�elat, dle Ro�u-Aprins!
Se pare c� nu �tii chiar tot.
498
00:37:42,051 --> 00:37:42,968
Este dermatolog.

499
00:37:43,803 --> 00:37:45,053
Ei, a ghicit m�car numele!

500
00:37:47,182 --> 00:37:48,390
Nu conteaz�, probabil a fost distras.

501
00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:51,810
�i Seraphim acum tocmai imi
spunea c� m� iube�te.

502
00:37:52,228 --> 00:37:52,853
Deja?

503
00:37:53,688 --> 00:37:54,521
S� v� las singuri?

504
00:37:54,773 --> 00:37:56,190
Nu, de ce?! �i pe tine te iubesc.

505
00:38:01,988 --> 00:38:02,780
Asta-i bun�!

506
00:38:03,615 --> 00:38:07,409
Nu, stai pu�in. Po�i s� ne spui clar
pe care din noi o preferi?

507
00:38:07,827 --> 00:38:08,494
Cum?

508
00:38:09,412 --> 00:38:10,662
V� iubesc pe am�ndou�.

509
00:38:11,873 --> 00:38:13,707
- �i pe tine.
- Mul�umesc.

510
00:38:14,751 --> 00:38:15,626
Afemeiat f�r� �ndoial�.

511
00:38:17,128 --> 00:38:19,963
Ce �n�elegi prin 'Te iubesc'?
512
00:38:20,548 --> 00:38:21,507
Iubire.

513
00:38:24,219 --> 00:38:25,803
Eu �i iubesc pe to�i. Absolut pe to�i!

514
00:38:27,931 --> 00:38:28,972
E ca un fel de lan� al sl�biciunilor.

515
00:38:31,518 --> 00:38:33,730
Haide s�-i explic�m
dragului nostru reprezentant

516
00:38:33,731 --> 00:38:36,438
al puterilor supranaturale
ce este "iubirea".

517
00:38:37,857 --> 00:38:42,486
Ei bine, iubirea apare c�nd un b�rbat �i o
femeie se �nt�lnesc �i apare o sc�nteie.

518
00:38:42,695 --> 00:38:43,487
Sc�nteie?

519
00:38:43,696 --> 00:38:47,003
Ei bine, da, sau atrac�ie!
Ca atunci c�nd nu te po�i g�ndi

520
00:38:47,004 --> 00:38:50,702
la altceva sau la altcineva,
�i nu vezi nimic �n jur...

521
00:38:51,579 --> 00:38:56,124
�i bucuria de a tr�i cre�te,
�i m�n�nci f�r� s� te �ngra�i.

522
00:38:56,501 --> 00:38:58,335
- Deci tu spui c� dragostea este...
- Un joc.

523
00:38:58,753 --> 00:39:00,796
Oamenii joac� acest joc,
�i apoi se despart.

524
00:39:02,465 --> 00:39:03,423
Se despart?
525
00:39:03,925 --> 00:39:07,302
Ei bine, desigur, toate se sf�r�esc
mai devreme sau mai t�rziu.

526
00:39:08,263 --> 00:39:11,139
�tii tu, var�, trafic, cafea,
�ig�ri...

527
00:39:11,933 --> 00:39:12,808
zah�r, noapte...

528
00:39:13,142 --> 00:39:14,101
�i dragoste.

529
00:39:14,561 --> 00:39:15,894
Eu nu-s de p�rerea asta!

530
00:39:16,312 --> 00:39:17,271
De-aia nu ai iubit!

531
00:39:25,613 --> 00:39:26,822
Iart�-m�!

532
00:39:32,245 --> 00:39:34,037
- Unde te duci? Stai!
- Nu vezi c� un om este b�tut?

533
00:39:34,372 --> 00:39:36,373
Ce e�ti tu, un fel de super-erou?
Ce-�i pas�?

534
00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:40,961
Hei, b�ie�i! Ce face�i? Vine Anul Nou.
Da�i-i pace omului.

535
00:39:41,921 --> 00:39:43,130
Tu ce te bagi, gr�sano?

536
00:39:43,673 --> 00:39:44,882
Eu gras�?

537
00:39:45,758 --> 00:39:47,301
- Ce tarel!
- Ridic�-te, repede! Hai, vino.
538
00:39:49,679 --> 00:39:51,722
�i plac negrii.

539
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:53,724
�ine�i-o.

540
00:39:54,642 --> 00:39:56,685
- Scorpie ce e�ti!
- N-o atinge�i!

541
00:39:57,645 --> 00:40:00,314
Lua�i m�inile de pe ea.

542
00:40:06,821 --> 00:40:10,032
Ce vrei?

543
00:40:12,118 --> 00:40:15,329
Ia-�i m�inile jegoase de pe mine, macacule!

544
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:25,005
Care-i problema?

545
00:40:25,381 --> 00:40:26,506
O fi din cauza porc�riilor
pe care le-am fumat?

546
00:40:26,841 --> 00:40:28,133
Simt c�-mi vine r�u.

547
00:40:28,468 --> 00:40:30,761
Hei b�ie�i, care-i problema?
Termina�i cu prostiile!

548
00:40:37,936 --> 00:40:42,606
Uluitor! Uluitor! Acesta este un caz
unic de pigmentare instantanee!

549
00:40:42,941 --> 00:40:46,193
S� �tii, s� vii la clinica mea.
Sunt dermatolog...

550
00:40:46,569 --> 00:40:49,112
- Ia du-te-ncolo, dermatologule!
- Hai s� ne c�r�m de-aici.

551
00:40:52,700 --> 00:40:54,284
Incredibil!

552
00:40:55,495 --> 00:40:57,537
Boris Anatolyevich, dermatolog.

553
00:40:58,122 --> 00:40:59,790
Ei bine, Boris Anatolyevich...

554
00:41:00,249 --> 00:41:02,292
absolvent de �tiin�e medicale,
de ce-a�i min�it?

555
00:41:02,669 --> 00:41:06,573
�ti�i, c�nd o fat� a�a de frumoas�
m-a abordat pe strad�,

556
00:41:06,574 --> 00:41:10,342
n-am avut curajul s�-i spun...

557
00:41:10,802 --> 00:41:12,844
'Sunt dermatolog'.

558
00:41:14,555 --> 00:41:16,640
Da, e�ti a�a de frumoas�!

559
00:41:17,892 --> 00:41:19,393
Da' �tiu c� ai curaj.

560
00:41:19,852 --> 00:41:25,607
Sunt un om bun, student la facultatea
de "utilaje petroliere".

561
00:41:26,526 --> 00:41:27,985
Tat�l meu este rege.

562
00:41:29,070 --> 00:41:32,197
Vreau s� am grij� de tine.
Pentru mult timp. C�t vrei tu de mult.

563
00:41:33,449 --> 00:41:36,118
Super, tu te-ai ales cu �ngerul,
eu cu prin�ul.

564
00:41:36,744 --> 00:41:38,370
Hai s� ne �ngrijim de fa�a ta, Prin�ule.
565
00:42:03,146 --> 00:42:05,188
Wow! Deci iubitul meu e un �nger?

566
00:42:12,989 --> 00:42:15,574
�mi imaginez ce-ar zice tata dac�
s-ar �ntoarce �i m-ar g�si neagr�.

567
00:42:15,992 --> 00:42:18,035
Nu are tat�, doar mam�.

568
00:42:19,203 --> 00:42:20,704
Hai c� nu te cred.
Nu cred c� e�ti un �nger.

569
00:42:23,416 --> 00:42:25,459
Nu-l crede surioar�, eu sunt �ngerul!

570
00:42:26,085 --> 00:42:29,504
- Nu, eu sunt!
- Am�ndoi sunte�i �ngeri, hai s� mergem.

571
00:42:30,465 --> 00:42:32,507
Eu sunt �nger. El nu e!

572
00:42:32,967 --> 00:42:35,010
Deci e�ti un �nger?

573
00:42:35,428 --> 00:42:37,929
Ei bine, haide. Dac� chiar e�ti �nger,
arat�-mi ceva!

574
00:42:38,306 --> 00:42:39,473
Ce?

575
00:42:39,724 --> 00:42:41,767
Nu �tiu. Un miracol.

576
00:42:42,435 --> 00:42:43,602
Hai!

577
00:42:44,062 --> 00:42:45,562
Ce anume ai dori?

578
00:42:48,941 --> 00:42:50,984
Ce-a� dori?

579
00:42:52,487 --> 00:42:54,529
C�nd eram mic� am avut un vis...

580
00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:58,950
cum c� mergeam pe strad�. Apoi
am auzit o voce care m� striga: feti�o!

581
00:42:59,702 --> 00:43:01,745
m-am �ntors, �i l-am v�zut...

582
00:43:02,455 --> 00:43:04,081
pe acest t�n�r frumos...

583
00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:08,376
�nalt de doi metri, care mi-a spus...

584
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:10,378
Actele la control, v� rog!

585
00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:16,802
Bun�!

586
00:43:19,806 --> 00:43:20,847
Pofti�i!

587
00:43:24,477 --> 00:43:26,520
Ai nevoie de invita�ie special�?

588
00:43:27,021 --> 00:43:28,313
Nu am acte.

589
00:43:28,689 --> 00:43:29,981
Cum a�a?

590
00:43:30,316 --> 00:43:32,359
Cine e�ti? De unde vii?

591
00:43:32,735 --> 00:43:34,694
- L�sa�i-l, este str�in.
- Cu at�t mai mult.

592
00:43:35,780 --> 00:43:37,364
Unde �i-e viza, vampirule?
593
00:43:37,740 --> 00:43:39,032
Nu sunt vampir. Sunt un �nger.

594
00:43:39,408 --> 00:43:41,201
Dac� e pe a�a, vii cu noi.
Urc�-n ma�in�.

595
00:43:41,869 --> 00:43:44,538
Hei b�ie�i.
Se apropie Anul Nou, crede�i c�...

596
00:43:45,164 --> 00:43:47,207
am putea rezolva amiabil situa�ia?

597
00:43:47,375 --> 00:43:49,126
Amiabil? Cum adic�?

598
00:43:49,502 --> 00:43:50,335
Ei bine...

599
00:43:52,004 --> 00:43:52,712
Cinci?

600
00:43:55,591 --> 00:43:56,341
Zece?

601
00:43:57,552 --> 00:43:59,010
Dou�zeci de mii?

602
00:43:59,512 --> 00:44:01,805
Nici vorb�! Nu lu�m mit�!

603
00:44:05,226 --> 00:44:06,810
Seam�n� cu coarnele de cerb!

604
00:44:07,854 --> 00:44:08,854
Vre�i un cerb?

605
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:12,858
Da, sigur, du-m� la...

606
00:44:13,067 --> 00:44:14,651
cerbul t�u, cerbule.
607
00:44:17,947 --> 00:44:21,658
Un cerb!

608
00:44:25,663 --> 00:44:27,372
30 transmite, avem un cerb
�n fa�a noastr�.

609
00:44:28,207 --> 00:44:29,124
Un cerb!

610
00:44:29,709 --> 00:44:31,710
S� fi�i aici �ntr-un minut.
N-avem destui oameni.

611
00:44:32,170 --> 00:44:33,670
- Merge�i!
- Mul�umim!

612
00:44:33,963 --> 00:44:36,464
Gr�bi�i-v� c� o-ncurca�i.

613
00:44:38,718 --> 00:44:40,927
Unde au plecat? Parc� voiau
cerbul �sta, nu-i a�a?

614
00:44:41,971 --> 00:44:43,305
�l voiau!

615
00:44:43,556 --> 00:44:44,222
Acum!

616
00:44:44,473 --> 00:44:46,391
Avem cerbul.

617
00:44:46,684 --> 00:44:47,851
Secven�a urm�toare!

618
00:44:48,060 --> 00:44:50,937
Unde sunt cuplurile de �ndr�gosti�i?

619
00:44:51,063 --> 00:44:52,772
Iat�-le!

620
00:44:55,818 --> 00:44:56,818
Cine e�ti tu?
621
00:44:57,486 --> 00:44:58,653
Asistenta dvs.

622
00:44:58,863 --> 00:45:00,322
P�i atunci asist�-m�!

623
00:45:01,115 --> 00:45:05,493
Am nevoie de ni�te priviri. �i am cerut
un cuplu de �ndr�gosti�i...

624
00:45:05,953 --> 00:45:08,496
�i nu func�ionarii din administra�ia
public� �n grev�!

625
00:45:11,083 --> 00:45:12,792
Ceai verde pentru dvs.

626
00:45:13,085 --> 00:45:16,046
Hei, a�i vrea s� ap�re�i �ntr-un cadru
pentru filmarea noastr�, v� rog?

627
00:45:17,006 --> 00:45:17,904
�i ce trebuie s� facem?

628
00:45:17,905 --> 00:45:21,809
Regizoarea v� va spune tot, desigur
nu ve�i fi pl�ti�i! Sunte�i de acord?

629
00:45:21,844 --> 00:45:23,303
Haide, haide!

630
00:45:26,933 --> 00:45:28,141
Hai s� mergem!

631
00:45:29,143 --> 00:45:30,477
Deci ce zice�i?

632
00:45:31,020 --> 00:45:32,020
- Bun�!
- Bun�!

633
00:45:32,939 --> 00:45:35,732
Minunat!

634
00:45:36,192 --> 00:45:39,569
�n regul�, acum, abia v-a�i �nt�lnit! Nu v�
cunoa�te�i prea bine, dar v� place�i.

635
00:45:39,946 --> 00:45:44,716
Nu v� uita�i la aparatul de filmat.
Privi�i-v� unul pe cel�lalt!

636
00:45:44,717 --> 00:45:49,120
Ochi �n ochi, p�n� la comanda 't�ia�i'.

637
00:45:50,039 --> 00:45:51,248
Trebuie s� ne s�rut�m?

638
00:45:51,707 --> 00:45:53,083
- S�rut?
- S�rut?

639
00:45:53,251 --> 00:45:57,379
Nu. �n niciun caz nu v� s�ruta�i.
E abia �nceputul rela�iei voastre.

640
00:45:57,880 --> 00:46:05,220
Doar v� privi�i unul pe cel�lalt �i
�n sufletele voastre se na�te magia.

641
00:46:06,555 --> 00:46:08,098
Ca o floare.

642
00:46:08,557 --> 00:46:09,933
E destinul vostru!

643
00:46:10,309 --> 00:46:12,352
E destinul vostru, �n�elege�i?

644
00:46:13,562 --> 00:46:17,482
V� omor pe loc dac� privi�i la camer�
sau dac� v� s�ruta�i.

645
00:46:17,858 --> 00:46:19,359
V� rog s� aproba�i costumele.

646
00:46:19,652 --> 00:46:23,196
Gata de filmare!
Z�pad�, ventilator, camera!

647
00:46:23,406 --> 00:46:25,448
Haide�i, merge�i dup� ea.

648
00:46:26,909 --> 00:46:28,493
Ac�iune!

649
00:46:28,744 --> 00:46:29,786
Ac�iune!
- Gata!

650
00:46:30,329 --> 00:46:31,371
Camera!

651
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:35,750
Scena 36. Secven�a a treia. Dubla �nt�i.

652
00:46:37,128 --> 00:46:38,712
�ncepe�i!

653
00:46:41,299 --> 00:46:44,968
Nu pot, scuza�i-m�. L�sa�i-m� s�...

654
00:47:05,323 --> 00:47:06,906
Stop!

655
00:47:08,451 --> 00:47:10,493
Tinere!

656
00:47:10,953 --> 00:47:12,996
Tinere, tu, vino aici!

657
00:47:18,002 --> 00:47:20,661
Vino aici! Ar trebui s� joci �n filme.

658
00:47:20,662 --> 00:47:26,259
Fa�a ta e uluitoare,
pur �i simplu str�luce�te �n cadru.

659
00:47:26,802 --> 00:47:28,470
�i a mea?

660
00:47:28,804 --> 00:47:30,055
A ta nu.

661
00:47:31,015 --> 00:47:38,188
Pur �i simplu nu. Ar trebui
s� ai grij� la alimenta�ie.

662
00:47:38,647 --> 00:47:40,690
Ok, ce urmeaz�?

663
00:47:42,026 --> 00:47:44,069
SCENA 37.

664
00:47:47,782 --> 00:47:52,452
Apoi va rula �n cinematografe.
Pe ecrane uite a�a de mari.

665
00:47:53,412 --> 00:47:54,537
De ce?

666
00:47:54,914 --> 00:48:00,627
Cum adic� de ce? Pentru c�... %&*d!
E a�a greu s� explici un lucru simplu!

667
00:48:01,545 --> 00:48:03,922
De ce tot spui cuv�ntul '%&*d'?
Ce �nseamn�?

668
00:48:04,548 --> 00:48:07,342
Ei bine, �nseamn�...

669
00:48:07,968 --> 00:48:13,598
e acela�i lucru cu alt cuv�nt,
care �nseamn�...

670
00:48:14,934 --> 00:48:17,352
o femeie cu un comportament indecent,
ca s� zicem a�a.

671
00:48:18,646 --> 00:48:22,148
Cum o cheam�? O cuno�ti?

672
00:48:23,526 --> 00:48:24,651
Pe cine?

673
00:48:25,236 --> 00:48:26,444
Pe femeia aceea...

674
00:48:27,071 --> 00:48:29,781
O, %&*d! M�-nnebune�ti de cap!
675
00:48:30,658 --> 00:48:33,493
O spunem f�r� vreun motiv anume,
e o expresie.

676
00:48:34,537 --> 00:48:35,745
Nu l�tra, Jorik!

677
00:48:39,333 --> 00:48:45,130
Jorik!

678
00:48:51,470 --> 00:48:53,346
Ce nenorocire de An Nou!

679
00:48:55,641 --> 00:48:57,308
C�inele e mort.

680
00:48:59,353 --> 00:49:00,770
Isuse!

681
00:49:02,273 --> 00:49:04,315
Seraphim, f� ceva!

682
00:49:06,152 --> 00:49:07,569
Ajuta�i-ne! Jorik!

683
00:49:08,362 --> 00:49:12,240
Vre�i s�-l controla�i? Cred c� are puls.
Mie mi-e fric�!

684
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:14,451
- Cineva!
- Jorik!

685
00:49:17,788 --> 00:49:18,788
Jorik!

686
00:49:19,623 --> 00:49:20,748
O s� fie bine.

687
00:49:22,543 --> 00:49:23,334
Jorik!

688
00:49:26,547 --> 00:49:28,256
Ridic�-te!
689
00:49:28,966 --> 00:49:30,133
Hai!

690
00:49:30,968 --> 00:49:33,011
Ridic�-te!

691
00:49:38,559 --> 00:49:40,894
Jorik, ce m-ai speriat, ai speriat-o
pe mami, prostu�ule!

692
00:49:41,270 --> 00:49:44,230
- V� mul�umesc foarte mult!
- S�rb�tori fericite, Jora!

693
00:49:54,575 --> 00:49:56,993
Ai v�zut? Cum e posibil a�a ceva?

694
00:49:59,288 --> 00:50:01,789
Alo! Da!

695
00:50:04,919 --> 00:50:06,461
Adic� eu te �nnebunesc de cap?

696
00:50:07,004 --> 00:50:08,713
Nu cumva tu m� �nnebune�ti de cap?

697
00:50:16,514 --> 00:50:18,306
Valer, uite, gata cu t�mpeniile.

698
00:50:21,435 --> 00:50:22,310
Ce?

699
00:50:23,437 --> 00:50:25,480
Du-te la naiba, Valer!

700
00:50:36,992 --> 00:50:40,703
Crezi c� ai putea s� faci
pe cineva at�t de ur�t...

701
00:50:41,705 --> 00:50:44,707
�nc�t nicio fat� s� nu se apropie
de el la mai pu�in de 3 metri?

702
00:50:45,084 --> 00:50:46,167
Nu, nu pot!

703
00:50:48,087 --> 00:50:50,129
�i atunci la ce mai e�ti bun?

704
00:50:50,506 --> 00:50:52,048
Dar ce fac fetele de obicei
cu iubi�ii lor?

705
00:50:54,927 --> 00:50:56,010
�i-a� putea spune...

706
00:50:57,137 --> 00:50:58,638
dar ai le�ina.

707
00:50:59,056 --> 00:51:02,841
Te rog ia aminte, numai cei mai puternici �i
echilibra�i �ngeri sunt trimi�i �n Rusia!

708
00:51:03,352 --> 00:51:04,769
Ah, da!

709
00:51:06,981 --> 00:51:08,439
Bine, po�i cel pu�in s� ridici o greutate?

710
00:51:21,495 --> 00:51:23,621
Foarte bine. Ajunge, las-o jos.

711
00:51:24,206 --> 00:51:25,331
Mul�umesc.

712
00:51:33,465 --> 00:51:34,716
Seraphim, Seraphim!

713
00:51:36,844 --> 00:51:38,469
Sunt aici!

714
00:51:41,599 --> 00:51:43,641
- Sunt aici!
- Te v�d.

715
00:51:44,435 --> 00:51:46,936
Vino �ncoace! Acum o s� �n�elegi.

716
00:51:49,189 --> 00:51:51,732
�n fiecare an �mi spun'du-te �i cump�r�
cadourile din timp'!

717
00:51:52,526 --> 00:51:55,869
Cadouri? Te referi la daruri? Ofrande?

718
00:51:56,905 --> 00:51:58,778
Cam a�a ceva.
Nu chiar a�a de preten�ios.

719
00:51:58,779 --> 00:52:03,328
Sunt mai degrab� o expresie a respectului,
iubirii, etc. Chestia e s� ghice�ti.

720
00:52:04,538 --> 00:52:06,039
Apropo, ce cadou s�-i iau
lui tata?

721
00:52:06,582 --> 00:52:07,749
κi dore�te schiuri.

722
00:52:08,250 --> 00:52:10,293
- Schiuri?
- Schiuri.

723
00:52:39,698 --> 00:52:41,366
Ei, ai grij�!

724
00:52:41,742 --> 00:52:44,410
Aceasta este o campanie publicitar�.
Nu dori�i s� �ncerca�i?

725
00:52:49,208 --> 00:52:51,376
- Asta e �ampanie?
- Da.

726
00:52:53,003 --> 00:52:53,670
Dorim.

727
00:52:53,921 --> 00:52:54,837
Trebuie s� pl�tim.

728
00:52:57,216 --> 00:52:59,300
Nu, nu-i nevoie. Pune-l la loc.

729
00:53:00,052 --> 00:53:02,095
- E gratis, nu-i a�a?
- Da.

730
00:53:05,182 --> 00:53:06,391
Mul�umim!

731
00:53:08,769 --> 00:53:12,397
- Nu putem face asta!
- Azi toat� lumea poate face orice dore�te.

732
00:53:30,749 --> 00:53:31,666
Ei bine?

733
00:53:33,627 --> 00:53:34,711
�i place?

734
00:53:35,087 --> 00:53:36,713
M� simt ame�it.

735
00:53:37,423 --> 00:53:38,631
Asta-i bine!

736
00:53:40,884 --> 00:53:41,884
S� mergem!

737
00:53:42,636 --> 00:53:44,303
M� simt a�a de ame�it.

738
00:53:45,973 --> 00:53:47,557
Se poate? Mul�umesc.

739
00:53:55,858 --> 00:53:57,900
Ce s-a �nt�mplat cu capul ei?

740
00:54:00,112 --> 00:54:02,822
Nu are cap, pentru c� femeia f�r� cap
este femeia ideal� �n ziua de azi!

741
00:54:03,657 --> 00:54:05,032
Femeia ideal�?

742
00:54:10,581 --> 00:54:12,290
O, v� vine superb!

743
00:54:15,461 --> 00:54:17,879
Rochia asta se potrive�te
bine cu capul t�u.

744
00:54:27,389 --> 00:54:29,015
Face�i-o cadou fetei.

745
00:54:30,267 --> 00:54:32,059
Asta e ceea ce fac barba�ii?

746
00:54:33,270 --> 00:54:34,479
Cam a�a ceva.

747
00:54:39,568 --> 00:54:40,985
O cump�r�m.

748
00:54:44,698 --> 00:54:45,615
Ce e asta?

749
00:54:46,158 --> 00:54:47,816
Cu aceast� moned�,
Regele Henry de Navarra

750
00:54:47,817 --> 00:54:51,287
l-a eliberat din captivitate pe prietenul
lui, Contele Antoine de Martignac...

751
00:54:51,955 --> 00:54:55,333
apoi s-a aflat printre monezile cu care
a fost cump�rat castelul regelui...

752
00:54:56,126 --> 00:54:58,151
Apoi a fost pus� �ntr-un cuf�r
unde a r�mas mai bine de 100 de ani,

753
00:54:58,152 --> 00:55:00,296
dar a fost furat� �n timpul
incendiului din anul 1745...

754
00:55:00,422 --> 00:55:01,506
Gata.

755
00:55:03,091 --> 00:55:04,717
Nu primim valut� str�in�.

756
00:55:09,807 --> 00:55:11,349
Unde te duci? Stai, stai!
757
00:55:14,186 --> 00:55:15,895
Stai!
�i-a furat moneda!

758
00:55:16,396 --> 00:55:17,730
Chelnerul!

759
00:55:19,483 --> 00:55:21,150
Este �n regul�, are mai mult� nevoie
de ea dec�t mine.

760
00:55:21,568 --> 00:55:22,944
F� ceva!

761
00:55:23,779 --> 00:55:25,196
Nu e nevoie.

762
00:55:25,614 --> 00:55:27,073
Are mai mult� nevoie de ea.

763
00:55:30,410 --> 00:55:31,953
E�ti a�a sf�nt c� �mi vine r�u.

764
00:55:35,290 --> 00:55:38,709
Mirosul unui b�rbat adev�rat.
Cum ar trebui s� miroas�?

765
00:55:39,002 --> 00:55:40,044
Depinde.

766
00:55:45,676 --> 00:55:46,884
Probeaz�-l!

767
00:55:52,140 --> 00:55:54,892
Oh, Seraphim! Ajunge.

768
00:55:56,728 --> 00:55:58,771
Miros acum ca un b�rbat adev�rat?
Miroase.

769
00:56:06,780 --> 00:56:08,155
Miros?

770
00:56:17,666 --> 00:56:19,834
Ai un miros absolut diferit.

771
00:56:20,252 --> 00:56:22,295
Sigur, parfumul miroase diferit
pe fiecare persoan�.

772
00:56:23,338 --> 00:56:26,048
Tinere, acesta e parfumul t�u!

773
00:56:26,967 --> 00:56:28,801
- Parfumul meu?
- Tinere!

774
00:56:30,304 --> 00:56:33,514
- Nu ai nevoie de el.
- Dar a spus c� e parfumul meu!

775
00:56:34,057 --> 00:56:35,391
Crede-m�!

776
00:56:36,184 --> 00:56:37,518
Doamn�, v� rog s� �ncerca�i
acest nou parfum.

777
00:56:40,772 --> 00:56:41,898
Ce face?

778
00:56:44,484 --> 00:56:45,401
Danseaz�.

779
00:56:45,861 --> 00:56:47,153
De ce?

780
00:56:49,448 --> 00:56:51,490
Pentru c� se simte bine.

781
00:56:52,409 --> 00:56:55,036
�i eu m� simt bine. Dar nu dansez.

782
00:56:56,622 --> 00:56:57,705
De ce?

783
00:56:59,833 --> 00:57:01,876
Ca-ntr-un v�rtej cuplurile
vesele se �nv�rtesc...
784
00:57:02,586 --> 00:57:04,629
Ne desp�r�im acum de vechiul an...

785
00:57:05,339 --> 00:57:07,381
- Cump�ra�i un sistem audio integrat...
- Seraphim!

786
00:57:08,508 --> 00:57:13,137
- To�i se uit� la noi!
- �i ce dac�! M� simt bine. Hai s� dans�m!

787
00:57:13,722 --> 00:57:16,182
Te rog! Haide!

788
00:57:17,517 --> 00:57:18,684
Stai!

789
00:57:19,353 --> 00:57:20,770
A�eaz�-�i m�na pe talia mea.

790
00:57:21,021 --> 00:57:23,064
- Unde?
- Pe talie.

791
00:57:23,523 --> 00:57:25,566
Hai s� dans�m ca ea.

792
00:57:59,267 --> 00:58:00,768
M� simt ame�it.

793
00:58:03,230 --> 00:58:05,564
E bine, a�a se �nt�mpl�.

794
00:58:26,378 --> 00:58:27,545
Frumoas� treab�, b�tr�ne!

795
00:58:27,963 --> 00:58:29,338
Nu sunt b�tr�n. Sunt b�rbat!

796
00:58:29,715 --> 00:58:31,132
Iubitul ei!

797
00:58:31,758 --> 00:58:34,468
B�iete, iubita ta este cea mai frumoas�.
798
00:58:34,803 --> 00:58:36,095
Mul�umesc!

799
00:58:36,304 --> 00:58:38,347
Este iubita mea numai pentru o zi!

800
00:58:43,437 --> 00:58:45,479
Iubit� pentru o zi?

801
00:58:46,106 --> 00:58:47,189
Da, bine�n�eles!

802
00:58:52,821 --> 00:58:54,363
Nu sunt iubita ta deloc.

803
00:58:59,494 --> 00:59:50,544
Sasha!

804
00:59:55,926 --> 01:00:00,554
Stai pu�in!

805
01:00:01,139 --> 01:00:02,389
Ce?

806
01:00:03,391 --> 01:00:05,142
Ai uitat schiurile!

807
01:00:05,977 --> 01:00:10,481
P�streaz�-le. �nc� mai ai timp s� schiezi.
Mai e �nc� mult timp p�n� la 12 noaptea.

808
01:00:38,260 --> 01:00:39,260
Varv?

809
01:00:40,137 --> 01:00:41,303
Unde e�ti?

810
01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:45,975
Acas�! �l tratez pe prin�. Nu vrea
s� mearg� la spital. Prefer� casa bunicii.

811
01:00:46,476 --> 01:00:49,436
Ascult�, am c�utat �n enciclopedie. �nger
�nseamn� 'mesager'.
812
01:00:49,980 --> 01:00:52,860
Sasha, dac� el este un �nger,
el se afl� aici cu un anumit motiv!

813
01:00:52,861 --> 01:00:54,692
�n�elegi? Este aici
ca s� aduc� un mesaj.

814
01:00:55,068 --> 01:00:56,861
A�a c� prinde-l �i f�-l s� vorbeasc�!

815
01:00:57,237 --> 01:01:00,489
Nu mai am pe cine prinde,
ne-am desp�r�it!

816
01:01:00,657 --> 01:01:04,118
Desp�r�it? Hai la mine!
Bunicu�ei i-e dor de tine.

817
01:01:04,828 --> 01:01:06,871
Prin�ul a f�cut ni�te cotlete.

818
01:01:08,206 --> 01:01:10,666
Hei, uite un olimpic! Olimpic!

819
01:01:12,085 --> 01:01:13,878
Ia uite la tipul �sta!

820
01:01:14,337 --> 01:01:17,006
Ce face? Nu-i r�u deloc, nu-i a�a?

821
01:01:17,674 --> 01:01:19,008
Te sun eu �napoi.

822
01:01:21,928 --> 01:01:24,305
- Schiaz� pentru prima dat�!
- Nu mai spune.

823
01:01:24,723 --> 01:01:26,765
Fii serioas�! 90 de kilometri la or�!

824
01:01:27,142 --> 01:01:30,394
Prima dat�, aiurea!
Oric�t de bun schior ar fi...

825
01:01:30,896 --> 01:01:32,938
el risc� prea mult.

826
01:01:33,523 --> 01:01:34,982
�i plac riscurile.

827
01:01:39,112 --> 01:01:42,823
Ne oprim? Tipul o s� cad� p�n� la urm�.

828
01:01:43,408 --> 01:01:45,784
Nu e un tip obi�nuit.

829
01:01:47,370 --> 01:01:48,829
Accelereaz�, te rog!

830
01:01:48,955 --> 01:01:49,663
Cum?

831
01:01:49,915 --> 01:01:51,081
Calc-o, am spus!

832
01:01:59,841 --> 01:02:00,674
Ie�i afar�!

833
01:02:03,637 --> 01:02:07,723
Jos din ma�ina mea. Afar�! Afar�!

834
01:02:08,225 --> 01:02:10,267
Ok, am ie�it.

835
01:02:10,727 --> 01:02:13,437
Cum po�i s� te por�i a�a cu el?
Cum de v� purta�i toate a�a cu noi?

836
01:02:14,439 --> 01:02:19,068
V� iubim, suntem gata s� ne rupem g�turile
pentru voi, ca voi s� v� da�i aere.

837
01:02:20,403 --> 01:02:21,612
- S-o calci tu acas�!
- Ce?

838
01:02:22,656 --> 01:02:23,948
�n�elegi ce vreau s� spun cu asta!

839
01:02:24,866 --> 01:02:26,283
Ai auzit!

840
01:02:27,327 --> 01:02:28,869
Hei! Olimpicule!

841
01:02:38,213 --> 01:02:39,505
Schiurile sunt foarte bune.

842
01:02:39,839 --> 01:02:41,382
Tat�lui t�u o s�-i plac�.

843
01:02:41,925 --> 01:02:43,795
Sasha, am spus c� e�ti
iubita mea pentru o zi,

844
01:02:43,796 --> 01:02:46,262
dar pentru mine asta �nseamn�
�ntreaga mea via��. �n�elegi?

845
01:02:46,846 --> 01:02:52,351
Nu, nu! Iubirea e un sentiment real
�i p�m�ntesc...

846
01:02:53,061 --> 01:02:55,104
�i implic� �ntotdeauna s� ai
pe cineva �n preajm�...

847
01:02:56,815 --> 01:02:58,857
- ...s�-i sim�i atingerile.
- Bine, atinge-m�!

848
01:02:59,609 --> 01:03:00,776
Nu cred asta.

849
01:03:01,903 --> 01:03:05,572
Stai. Stai!

850
01:03:06,032 --> 01:03:08,659
De ce? Vrei s� ne s�rut�m?

851
01:03:09,911 --> 01:03:11,078
Eu? Cu tine?

852
01:03:12,747 --> 01:03:14,623
Uit�-te la tine.
Nici m�car nu e�ti un b�rbat!

853
01:03:17,460 --> 01:03:20,629
Dar miros ca un b�rbat adev�rat!

854
01:03:22,382 --> 01:03:23,882
Nu, miro�i a ceva magic!

855
01:03:24,592 --> 01:03:30,514
Ca un �nger, nu �tiu cum. Dar asta
nu are nimic �n comun cu un b�rbat!

856
01:03:30,890 --> 01:03:33,684
Bine, atunci. Ce s� fac?
Spune-mi!

857
01:03:34,019 --> 01:03:35,311
Nu �tiu...

858
01:03:35,979 --> 01:03:39,148
Dac� un b�rbat pune o astfel de �ntrebare,
atunci �nseamn� c� nu e deloc b�rbat!

859
01:04:12,557 --> 01:04:14,016
Hai s� mergem, Vitya!

860
01:04:19,939 --> 01:04:21,482
Oh! Iar�i d�m de ei. Schiind.

861
01:04:21,858 --> 01:04:25,194
Le dau una peste cap cu schiurile alea
dac� iar�i fac figuri.

862
01:04:26,029 --> 01:04:26,793
Deci, ce s-a mai �nt�mplat acum?

863
01:04:26,794 --> 01:04:28,489
Repede, v� rog.
Nu �tiu, a c�zut pur �i simplu!

864
01:04:29,199 --> 01:04:30,074
A c�zut?

865
01:04:30,408 --> 01:04:32,451
- Nu spune nimic.
- Nimic nou!
866
01:04:32,786 --> 01:04:34,036
Unde te doare?

867
01:04:35,121 --> 01:04:35,913
Aici!

868
01:04:36,623 --> 01:04:39,792
Asta pentru c� ai schiat
cu coastele rupte!

869
01:04:40,126 --> 01:04:42,586
Cum adic� rupte? A mers pe
picioarele lui toat� ziua!

870
01:04:42,921 --> 01:04:45,089
Da, �i a �i zburat astr�zi.
Hai, pune-i curelele.

871
01:04:45,465 --> 01:04:47,007
Vitya, a�eaz�-l.

872
01:04:54,849 --> 01:04:56,141
M�na ta e a�a cald�!

873
01:04:58,103 --> 01:04:59,103
Ce �nseamn� asta?

874
01:04:59,562 --> 01:05:02,606
�nseamn� c� inima ta pompeaz� s�nge,
deocamdat�. Inima.

875
01:05:04,025 --> 01:05:05,567
Sigur e�ti un �nger?

876
01:05:08,571 --> 01:05:10,614
Ai putea s�-i sco�i schiurile, m�car?

877
01:05:14,869 --> 01:05:16,203
Nu sta acolo!

878
01:05:17,288 --> 01:05:19,331
Apas�-�i pieptul!

879
01:05:20,542 --> 01:05:22,584
Am spus 'apas�-�i pieptul'!

880
01:05:25,797 --> 01:05:28,257
Am spus �ine-�i pieptul ap�sat!

881
01:05:34,013 --> 01:05:36,849
Nu �n�eleg. E o invita�ie la dans?

882
01:05:37,350 --> 01:05:39,393
Ai spus 'apas�-�i pieptul'.

883
01:05:41,438 --> 01:05:45,274
Drag�! Vezi c� sunt chel?

884
01:05:45,608 --> 01:05:50,112
Asta �nseamn� c� iubesc femeile,
�i femeile m� iubesc pe mine.

885
01:05:55,076 --> 01:05:56,201
Nu respira!

886
01:05:58,413 --> 01:05:59,371
D�-mi analizele.

887
01:05:59,706 --> 01:06:01,165
S�nge, urin�.

888
01:06:07,839 --> 01:06:08,755
Feti�o!

889
01:06:09,257 --> 01:06:10,549
A�tep�i la radiografie?

890
01:06:13,636 --> 01:06:14,761
Nu.

891
01:06:15,263 --> 01:06:18,432
Stai aici, nu pl�nge.
Totul se vindec� �n zilele noastre.

892
01:06:18,892 --> 01:06:20,017
Te vor face bine!

893
01:06:20,810 --> 01:06:22,394
Ce mai e �i asta?
894
01:06:23,021 --> 01:06:26,482
- De ce nu func�ioneaz�? Ce se petrece aici?
- Doctore!

895
01:06:27,150 --> 01:06:29,193
Doctore, iat� analizele!

896
01:06:29,569 --> 01:06:32,779
�mi pare r�u, doamn�! Aparatul meu
pentru radiografie nu func�ioneaz�.

897
01:06:33,740 --> 01:06:34,781
Analizele!

898
01:06:35,325 --> 01:06:39,620
Nu am nevoie de ele. F� odat� radiografia.
Nimeni nu vrea s� ne vad� f�r� ea!

899
01:06:40,163 --> 01:06:43,123
Pavlik, Pavlik!

900
01:06:43,416 --> 01:06:44,625
Pavlik, vino �ncoace!

901
01:06:45,043 --> 01:06:47,085
Hai s� te vad� doctorul.

902
01:06:48,046 --> 01:06:49,129
Vede�i?

903
01:06:49,797 --> 01:06:51,840
E complet negru.

904
01:06:52,217 --> 01:06:53,717
Mam�!

905
01:06:59,933 --> 01:07:02,935
�i o s� fie negru pentru tot restul vie�ii?

906
01:07:04,729 --> 01:07:06,104
Depinde de el.

907
01:07:08,066 --> 01:07:10,651
Chiar totul depinde de noi?
908
01:07:11,694 --> 01:07:13,070
Totul.

909
01:07:16,366 --> 01:07:21,036
Nu, dac� o s� cred cu totul c�
e�ti un �nger, o s� o iau razna!

910
01:07:22,580 --> 01:07:25,207
Oamenii nu �nnebunesc
pentru c� cred �n �ngeri!

911
01:07:31,839 --> 01:07:33,507
Ce fac ei?

912
01:07:36,553 --> 01:07:38,595
Joac� capra.

913
01:07:39,472 --> 01:07:40,722
Cine este capra?

914
01:07:46,479 --> 01:07:47,604
Las�-�i schiurile. Uite-o aici!

915
01:08:16,968 --> 01:08:19,011
�mi place s� joc capra!

916
01:08:20,722 --> 01:08:22,764
�i mie!

917
01:08:38,114 --> 01:08:44,077
Sigur, nu e chiar o p�rtie. Aveam
o p�rtie �n Kamchatka...

918
01:08:44,871 --> 01:08:46,913
pe care puteai s� zbori efectiv
un kilometru strig�nd: mamaaaa...

919
01:08:50,376 --> 01:08:52,919
iar mama st�tea la cap�tul ei �i r�dea.

920
01:08:57,258 --> 01:08:59,301
�i apoi...

921
01:08:59,677 --> 01:09:01,720
m-a p�r�sit.

922
01:09:03,848 --> 01:09:05,140
Te-a p�r�sit?

923
01:09:07,143 --> 01:09:08,477
Pe 31 decembrie...

924
01:09:09,854 --> 01:09:11,897
a mers �mpreun� cu tata la munte...

925
01:09:12,398 --> 01:09:14,441
acolo a fost o avalan��...

926
01:09:14,609 --> 01:09:16,652
�i mama s-a dus.

927
01:09:17,695 --> 01:09:19,738
S-au iubit foarte mult. �i ce dac�?

928
01:09:20,073 --> 01:09:22,115
A salvat-o cumva aceast� iubire?

929
01:09:22,367 --> 01:09:23,325
Nu!

930
01:09:23,785 --> 01:09:30,415
De-asta cred c� trebuie s� tr�iesc aici �i
acum, pentru c� nimic nu va fi dup� asta.

931
01:10:06,452 --> 01:10:07,786
M-am s�turat de at�tea miracole.

932
01:10:09,539 --> 01:10:11,581
A� vrea s� fii un om obi�nuit.

933
01:10:11,833 --> 01:10:13,166
Un om obi�nuit?

934
01:10:15,670 --> 01:10:16,962
Cum se face asta?

935
01:10:17,422 --> 01:10:20,716
E foarte simplu. Oamenii obi�nui�i
merg �n vizit�...
936
01:10:21,300 --> 01:10:23,719
ascund daruri sub pomul de Cr�ciun...

937
01:10:23,928 --> 01:10:25,971
se uit� la filme vechi,
�i pun dorin�e...

938
01:10:26,639 --> 01:10:27,639
�i apoi?

939
01:10:28,099 --> 01:10:30,642
�i apoi merg la culcare.

940
01:10:31,894 --> 01:10:32,894
�i apoi?

941
01:10:33,855 --> 01:10:35,897
�i apoi nimic! Nu exist� dec�t
"aici �i acum".

942
01:10:36,941 --> 01:10:40,694
�i acum �mi doresc s� te
s�rut mai mult ca orice.

943
01:10:41,696 --> 01:10:43,363
Sasha, nu pot face asta!

944
01:10:43,781 --> 01:10:45,824
Dar s� dai buzna �n via�a mea
nu a fost o problem� pentru tine!

945
01:10:59,714 --> 01:11:01,089
Seraphim!

946
01:11:06,095 --> 01:11:07,012
Da, tat�!

947
01:11:08,598 --> 01:11:10,348
- Sasha! Te iubesc foarte mult!
- Ce?

948
01:11:10,725 --> 01:11:12,527
Nu te teme. Te iubesc foarte mult!
S� nu te temi de nimic.
949
01:11:12,528 --> 01:11:14,603
Draga mea feti��, te iubesc tare mult!

950
01:11:15,021 --> 01:11:16,646
Ce spui tat�? Tat�, nu te aud!

951
01:11:17,023 --> 01:11:20,066
M� auzi?! Te iubesc foarte mult!

952
01:11:21,360 --> 01:11:22,277
Alo!

953
01:11:26,949 --> 01:11:28,992
Nu, nu, nu, nu!

954
01:11:49,972 --> 01:11:52,015
Scuza�i, v� rog, am nevoie de un telefon
ca �sta, urgent!

955
01:11:52,225 --> 01:11:53,308
Imediat!

956
01:11:56,437 --> 01:11:58,146
Dup� cum am fost informa�i
de biroul de pres�

957
01:11:58,147 --> 01:12:00,857
al Ministerului pentru
Situa�ii de urgen�� al Rusiei...

958
01:12:01,818 --> 01:12:03,062
avionul Su-825 a decolat
din Petropavlovsk, Kamchatka,

959
01:12:03,063 --> 01:12:04,486
la ora Moscovei 12:03. Dup� ce
a parcurs 500 de kilometri...

960
01:12:04,862 --> 01:12:06,905
echipa a descoperit c� un motor a luat foc

961
01:12:07,698 --> 01:12:09,488
�i a distrus sistemul de navigare.

962
01:12:09,489 --> 01:12:12,911
Echipajul face tot posibilul
pentru a ateriza.

963
01:12:13,071 --> 01:12:14,416
Situa�ia e complicat� de condi�iile
meteorologice nefavorabile.

964
01:12:14,417 --> 01:12:15,739
Ninge puternic �n zon�
de mai bine de 3 ore.

965
01:12:15,832 --> 01:12:17,874
Domni�oar�, telefonul dvs.
func�ioneaz� bine.

966
01:12:18,459 --> 01:12:20,502
Mai repede, te rog, tat�l meu este acolo!

967
01:12:22,046 --> 01:12:26,777
Avionul are 132 de pasageri la bord,
inclusiv cei 7 membri ai echipajului.

968
01:12:26,778 --> 01:12:29,553
Pe aeroport este stare
de alert� maxim�...

969
01:12:29,804 --> 01:12:31,847
Abonatul are telefonul �nchis
sau �n afara ariei de acoperire.

970
01:12:32,139 --> 01:12:34,182
la fa�a locului sunt medici
pentru urgen�e, ambulan�e...

971
01:12:36,394 --> 01:12:38,277
Acestea sunt �tirile
din ultima jum�tate de or�,

972
01:12:38,278 --> 01:12:40,814
v� vom �ine la curent
cu evolu�ia evenimentelor.

973
01:13:36,078 --> 01:13:38,121
Te-am rugat s� mi-o aduci pe mama �napoi...

974
01:13:38,623 --> 01:13:40,665
�i nu ai f�cut-o...
975
01:13:43,127 --> 01:13:45,170
Dac� mi-l iei pe tata...

976
01:13:46,505 --> 01:13:48,548
Nu o s� mai cred niciodat�. Ai �n�eles?

977
01:14:05,733 --> 01:14:08,860
Ai putea s� te rogi �i �ngerului p�zitor!

978
01:14:09,695 --> 01:14:11,321
Uite-l aici!

979
01:14:13,032 --> 01:14:15,075
Acesta m-a dezam�git total.

980
01:14:16,202 --> 01:14:18,244
- �ngerul?
- Da, �ngerul!

981
01:14:23,459 --> 01:14:25,210
Alo! Tat�!

982
01:14:25,544 --> 01:14:26,378
Sasha, totul e bine.

983
01:14:27,004 --> 01:14:29,047
Sunt �n via��. Nu-�i face griji.

984
01:14:30,007 --> 01:14:32,050
Tocmai am aterizat.

985
01:14:32,426 --> 01:14:33,468
T�ticule!

986
01:14:33,803 --> 01:14:35,303
Vom zbura c�tre Moscova �ntr-o or�.
Sunt bine.

987
01:14:36,555 --> 01:14:39,182
Alo, alo, tata!

988
01:14:40,643 --> 01:14:42,519
Ce bine!
989
01:14:46,107 --> 01:14:47,357
Mul�umesc!

990
01:14:47,942 --> 01:14:49,109
Tata tr�ie�te!

991
01:14:53,030 --> 01:14:54,364
Permite�i?

992
01:14:59,078 --> 01:15:01,121
Bravo. Meri�i mul�umiri.

993
01:15:05,501 --> 01:15:07,544
Hai �n�untru.

994
01:15:11,424 --> 01:15:13,466
D�-mi bomboana.

995
01:15:14,343 --> 01:15:15,760
D�-mi-o.

996
01:15:16,095 --> 01:15:19,097
Mai �ncet. Sau �i spun Domnului
c� nu e�ti cuminte.

997
01:15:20,016 --> 01:15:22,058
Iar eu o s�-i spun
c� furi bomboane de la fabric�.

998
01:15:22,518 --> 01:15:24,561
Ce spui? Taci din gur�!

999
01:15:32,695 --> 01:15:34,404
Scuza�i-m�.

1000
01:15:34,905 --> 01:15:37,782
Dumneavoastr� sunte�i ambalatorul nr. 5?
De la fabrica Octombrie Ro�u?

1001
01:15:39,744 --> 01:15:41,161
De ce?

1002
01:15:42,788 --> 01:15:45,498
Dac� nu �ncetezi s� faci asta,
te vor concedia.
1003
01:15:46,625 --> 01:15:48,668
Doamne! Dar nu luam mult.

1004
01:15:50,129 --> 01:15:51,629
Oricum, n-o s� mai fac!

1005
01:17:02,451 --> 01:17:04,494
A�i putea s�-mi spune�i c�t e ceasul?

1006
01:17:05,704 --> 01:17:06,704
Sigur!

1007
01:17:08,415 --> 01:17:10,667
- E ora zece!
- O s� m� omoare.

1008
01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:16,923
Mai aveai �nc� 2 ore.

1009
01:17:17,466 --> 01:17:19,509
�i deja ai disp�rut!

1010
01:17:26,809 --> 01:17:27,851
Rodion!

1011
01:17:28,227 --> 01:17:30,270
- Ce m-ai speriat!
- Ce cau�i aici?

1012
01:17:30,604 --> 01:17:33,481
Ar trebui s� fii la mine �n juma' de or�!
Hai urc�. Haide, haide.

1013
01:17:39,530 --> 01:17:44,075
Ce-i prostia asta, cu Valer. M� tot sun�
�i-mi spune pove�ti cu �ngeri.

1014
01:17:45,828 --> 01:17:47,871
Nu �i-a zis nimic despre chilo�ii ro�ii?

1015
01:17:50,124 --> 01:17:52,167
Nu, nimic despre a�a ceva.

1016
01:17:55,296 --> 01:17:56,462
Opre�te aici.

1017
01:17:57,381 --> 01:17:59,841
Nu, nu-i ajut pe �tia cu
girofar din principiu!

1018
01:18:00,217 --> 01:18:01,676
Te rog, opre�te!

1019
01:18:08,851 --> 01:18:10,229
A�i putea, v� rog, s� m� lua�i cu voi?

1020
01:18:10,230 --> 01:18:13,021
P�n� la prima intersec�ie.
Mi s-a rupt cureaua de transmisie!

1021
01:18:14,690 --> 01:18:15,899
Hai urc�.

1022
01:18:23,240 --> 01:18:24,532
Nu m� recunoa�te�i?

1023
01:18:28,204 --> 01:18:29,913
Nu, �mi pare r�u.

1024
01:18:31,415 --> 01:18:33,917
M-a�i dus p�n� la universitate ast�zi!

1025
01:18:34,835 --> 01:18:35,501
Eu?

1026
01:18:37,254 --> 01:18:40,006
Conduc o ma�in� de servici.
Nu avem voie s� lu�m pe nimeni!

1027
01:18:48,891 --> 01:18:53,519
Am luat asta pentru mama. De doi ani
nu vorbe�te cu nevasta mea.

1028
01:18:53,938 --> 01:18:55,980
�i azi m-a sunat...

1029
01:18:56,398 --> 01:19:00,568
tremur�nd. Mi-a spus: 'Dumnezeu
era s� m� pedepseasc�'.
1030
01:19:01,445 --> 01:19:03,488
Am �ntrebat-o: 'ce s-a �nt�mplat, mam�'?

1031
01:19:04,907 --> 01:19:07,700
Mi-a r�spuns: 'c�inele meu
a fost lovit de o ma�in�'.

1032
01:19:08,035 --> 01:19:11,621
Din cauza acelui c�ine, nu a mai vrut
s� vorbeasc� cu nevasta mea.

1033
01:19:12,164 --> 01:19:14,207
�ntr-o zi a spus: 'c�inele meu

1034
01:19:14,500 --> 01:19:16,542
e mai bun dec�t Lena ta'.

1035
01:19:17,127 --> 01:19:19,379
�i c�inele a supravie�uit?

1036
01:19:19,964 --> 01:19:21,130
Nu e a�a simplu.

1037
01:19:21,674 --> 01:19:22,924
Uite ce mi-a spus.

1038
01:19:23,968 --> 01:19:26,886
Treceau pe acolo un b�rbat cu o femeie,

1039
01:19:27,680 --> 01:19:32,809
femeia �i-a pus m�inile pe c�ine,
�i c�inele a �nviat!

1040
01:19:33,227 --> 01:19:35,270
Ni�te veterinari paranormali?

1041
01:19:35,562 --> 01:19:37,605
Da, �i eu am r�s a�a.

1042
01:19:37,898 --> 01:19:39,941
Dar ea era foarte serioas�, a spus
'Dumnezeu

1043
01:19:40,234 --> 01:19:41,401
era s� m� pedepseasc�'.
1044
01:19:43,404 --> 01:19:47,031
A�i putea opri aici?

1045
01:20:00,254 --> 01:20:01,713
�i, �i-ai trecut examenul?

1046
01:20:14,101 --> 01:20:17,937
Aceasta este ideea creativ�.

1047
01:20:18,439 --> 01:20:21,357
Aceast� firm� chiar are imagina�ie,
de�i pe mine nu m� impresioneaz�.

1048
01:20:21,942 --> 01:20:22,984
Alege�i aripile!

1049
01:20:23,277 --> 01:20:25,320
- Nu, mul�umesc!
- E obligatoriu!

1050
01:20:26,322 --> 01:20:29,365
Tinere, ai putea s� fii mai atent? Mersi.

1051
01:20:30,659 --> 01:20:32,702
Tu ai furat moneda noastr� ast�zi?

1052
01:20:33,245 --> 01:20:34,203
Ce moned�?

1053
01:20:34,913 --> 01:20:36,956
Din secolul 16. Cu care regele Henry
de Navarra

1054
01:20:37,249 --> 01:20:38,511
�i-a r�scump�rat din captivitate
prietenul, �i aminte�ti?

1055
01:20:38,512 --> 01:20:40,501
Scuze, nu �tiu nimic
despre nicio moned� sau de Henry!

1056
01:20:41,128 --> 01:20:46,591
Tinere, continu�-�i treaba,
totul e �n regul�. Sasha, vino aici!
1057
01:20:47,259 --> 01:20:49,302
Sunt sigur� c� el a fost!

1058
01:20:49,887 --> 01:20:52,388
Sasha, ascult�, mul�umesc!

1059
01:20:53,640 --> 01:20:57,894
Uit�-te la mine, uit�-te la mine,
uit�-te la mine. E�ti bine?

1060
01:21:02,107 --> 01:21:04,150
Ei, am c�zut de pe fereastr� ast�zi.

1061
01:21:06,862 --> 01:21:11,699
Cred c� am o surpriz� pentru tine
�n buc�t�rie, hai s� mergem!

1062
01:21:21,168 --> 01:21:23,211
Rodion!

1063
01:21:23,504 --> 01:21:25,546
Nu te las s� ie�i p�n� nu v� �mp�ca�i!

1064
01:21:26,757 --> 01:21:28,466
Ce? Rodion! Deschide!

1065
01:21:29,802 --> 01:21:33,304
- O s� sparg broasca!
- Nicio problem�, o s-o pl�te�ti din burs�!

1066
01:21:36,433 --> 01:21:39,685
Era sora mea, Marina, din Chelyabinsk!

1067
01:21:41,063 --> 01:21:43,106
Valer, nu-mi pas� cine era.

1068
01:21:51,657 --> 01:21:53,699
De ce e�ti a�a ar��goas�?

1069
01:21:54,785 --> 01:21:56,828
Nu sunt.

1070
01:21:57,371 --> 01:21:59,414
Uite ce e! Nici tu nu e�ti o sf�nt�!
1071
01:21:59,957 --> 01:22:00,977
Am crezut c� suntem oameni moderni,

1072
01:22:00,978 --> 01:22:02,375
�i c� ne �n�elegem
perfect unul pe cel�lalt.

1073
01:22:02,793 --> 01:22:03,418
Valer!

1074
01:22:03,794 --> 01:22:05,837
- Schiezi, nu-i a�a?
- Da, schiez!

1075
01:22:06,880 --> 01:22:08,923
Care este recordul t�u la schi?

1076
01:22:10,676 --> 01:22:12,718
30 de kilometri la or�!

1077
01:22:13,303 --> 01:22:15,346
E foarte pu�in!

1078
01:22:18,892 --> 01:22:20,935
�i �tii c� nu pot fi doi
fulgi de z�pad� identici?

1079
01:22:22,521 --> 01:22:23,646
�i ce-i cu asta?

1080
01:22:25,107 --> 01:22:27,662
Sau �tiai c� Henry de Navarra
�i-a cheltuit ultimul b�nu�

1081
01:22:27,663 --> 01:22:30,570
pentru a-l elibera din captivitate
pe prietenul lui?

1082
01:22:32,531 --> 01:22:36,826
Spune-i magnatului t�u schior
c� o s�-i sparg fa�a.

1083
01:22:39,496 --> 01:22:43,249
Nu o s� po�i face asta! El poate ridica
o banc� din parc cu o singur� m�n�.
1084
01:22:53,177 --> 01:22:55,219
- Sunt iertat?
- Da...

1085
01:22:56,805 --> 01:22:58,848
acum po�i s�-i spui lui Rodion
s� deschid� u�a!

1086
01:22:59,683 --> 01:23:01,726
Rodion, deschide u�a!

1087
01:23:04,480 --> 01:23:08,024
�i acum, un s�rut!

1088
01:23:13,363 --> 01:23:14,822
Ce faci?

1089
01:23:15,157 --> 01:23:17,200
Omul a suferit at�t de mult...

1090
01:23:17,534 --> 01:23:22,038
�i Rodik �i-a l�sat to�i invita�ii
ca s� te caute pe tine. E Anul Nou!

1091
01:23:24,208 --> 01:23:25,666
Nu ai �n�elege!

1092
01:23:29,838 --> 01:23:33,161
�apte miliarde de oameni tr�iesc pe P�m�nt,
din care 3.5 miliarde sunt femei.

1093
01:23:33,162 --> 01:23:35,718
�i conform statisticilor,
femeile frumoase...

1094
01:23:36,178 --> 01:23:37,261
Nu m� intereseaz�!

1095
01:23:51,026 --> 01:23:52,360
Cine-i tipul?

1096
01:23:53,320 --> 01:23:55,363
Credeam c� au sosit to�i invita�ii.

1097
01:24:00,077 --> 01:24:01,410
Prieteni!

1098
01:24:06,166 --> 01:24:09,377
Imagina�i-v� - �ntr-un parc de distrac�ii,
diminea�a, un om murea la datorie.

1099
01:24:09,878 --> 01:24:13,339
To�i treceau pe l�ng� el, nep�s�tori,
cu excep�ia lui!

1100
01:24:14,383 --> 01:24:16,317
Acesta e un om cu suflet bun
�i un tors puternic!

1101
01:24:16,318 --> 01:24:19,720
Dac� nu era el, �n 3 zile
a�i fi venit cu coroane de flori!

1102
01:24:20,681 --> 01:24:21,764
Cum ai ajuns aici?

1103
01:24:22,224 --> 01:24:24,267
Tu m-ai invitat, �i aminte�ti?

1104
01:24:31,900 --> 01:24:32,775
Unde ai fost?

1105
01:24:33,318 --> 01:24:36,237
Am adus schiurile tat�lui t�u
�i rochia ta!

1106
01:24:38,031 --> 01:24:40,283
Sasha, ce rochie? V� cunoa�te�i?

1107
01:24:40,909 --> 01:24:42,034
Da, desigur.

1108
01:24:42,244 --> 01:24:44,912
- Sunt iubitul ei.
- Da, �i atunci eu cine sunt?

1109
01:24:47,791 --> 01:24:49,041
Tu ai fost iubitul ei ieri.

1110
01:24:49,626 --> 01:24:51,669
Eu? Ieri?
1111
01:24:53,171 --> 01:24:55,214
Valer, Valer!

1112
01:24:55,674 --> 01:24:59,218
Marina din Chelyabinsk te iube�te
foarte mult �i te a�teapt�.

1113
01:25:11,940 --> 01:25:13,232
Unde-i rochia mea?

1114
01:25:38,717 --> 01:25:39,967
Te-ai �ntors de tot?

1115
01:25:41,511 --> 01:25:43,137
Depinde de tine.

1116
01:25:44,306 --> 01:25:45,640
Cum a�a?

1117
01:25:47,267 --> 01:25:52,521
Sasha, oamenii au primit
cel mai de pre� cadou...

1118
01:25:53,148 --> 01:25:55,608
libertatea. Trebuie s� alegi.

1119
01:25:58,695 --> 01:26:00,738
Am putea fi �mpreun�?

1120
01:26:02,366 --> 01:26:06,494
Da, putem tr�i �mpreun�, ani buni
ferici�i, �i s� avem copii.

1121
01:26:07,996 --> 01:26:10,039
Dar Cerul se va �nchide pentru mine
pentru totdeauna.

1122
01:26:12,042 --> 01:26:13,417
De ce?

1123
01:26:13,752 --> 01:26:15,795
Nu se primesc �ngeri c�zu�i.

1124
01:26:17,422 --> 01:26:18,506
�i atunci ce facem?

1125
01:26:19,883 --> 01:26:21,926
Tu trebuie s� alegi. Dac� tu zici,
eu r�m�n.

1126
01:26:28,517 --> 01:26:29,684
Simt c� ame�esc.

1127
01:26:30,310 --> 01:26:36,941
Doamne, tu spui tot timpul 'iubire, iubire'
�i eu abia acum am aflat ce este iubirea!

1128
01:26:37,401 --> 01:26:38,734
Unu!

1129
01:26:42,864 --> 01:26:45,199
Nu pot s� fac asta. Nu sunt preg�tit�.
Nu-mi face asta.

1130
01:26:45,617 --> 01:26:47,660
5, 6!

1131
01:26:49,955 --> 01:26:51,997
Bine, pleac�! Nu, a�teapt�!

1132
01:26:52,916 --> 01:26:59,296
A�teapt�, mi-ai tot spus c� toate
au o cauz�. Deci, de ce e�ti aici?

1133
01:26:59,923 --> 01:27:01,966
8! 9!

1134
01:27:02,342 --> 01:27:04,385
Vei �n�elege �ntr-o zi.

1135
01:27:05,512 --> 01:27:07,555
10! 11!

1136
01:27:09,307 --> 01:27:10,766
Du-te.

1137
01:27:11,184 --> 01:27:13,227
12!

1138
01:27:33,915 --> 01:27:35,958
Sasha!

1139
01:27:36,168 --> 01:27:38,210
La mul�i ani, draga mea!

1140
01:27:39,129 --> 01:27:41,172
Am avut de vorbit la telefon.

1141
01:27:45,260 --> 01:27:47,303
A zburat!

1142
01:27:49,055 --> 01:27:52,850
- Trebuia s�-l �ii!
- L-am l�sat s� plece!

1143
01:27:53,560 --> 01:27:56,562
- Nu trebuia s� faci asta!
- Nu pl�nge, se va �ntoarce.

1144
01:28:07,324 --> 01:28:09,311
La mul�i ani Sasha! Sunt la aeroport!
Dar nu ajung acas�!

1145
01:28:09,312 --> 01:28:12,703
Zborul meu este peste 2 ore!
Ai putea s� vii aici?

1146
01:28:46,780 --> 01:28:48,823
Stai, a�teapt�!

1147
01:28:49,074 --> 01:28:52,701
Uite, iart�-m�, nu am rezistat atunci.

1148
01:28:53,912 --> 01:28:56,163
P�streaz-o. Ai nevoie de ea
mai mult dec�t mine.

1149
01:29:38,665 --> 01:29:40,708
Tata!

1150
01:29:50,719 --> 01:29:51,719
Ia te uit�!

1151
01:29:51,970 --> 01:29:52,636
Ce?
1152
01:29:52,804 --> 01:29:55,431
- Ce rochie frumoas�!
- �i place?

1153
01:29:55,974 --> 01:29:58,475
L-am pierdut pe Seryoga! Ce nebun...

1154
01:30:02,105 --> 01:30:03,147
Mergem?

1155
01:30:06,276 --> 01:30:10,487
Zburam �n cerc deasupra aeroportului.
To�i �ipau, pl�ngeau, se rugau,

1156
01:30:11,197 --> 01:30:15,326
�i eu te-am sunat, m-am g�ndit ca
m�car s�-�i mai aud vocea. - Tat�!

1157
01:30:15,702 --> 01:30:19,680
Dintr-o dat� avionul a �nceput
s� zboare �n picaj,

1158
01:30:19,681 --> 01:30:24,126
totul s-a calmat,
�i s-a aprins lumina.

1159
01:30:24,586 --> 01:30:28,130
�n cinci minute aterizam �n siguran��.
�i po�i imagina a�a ceva?

1160
01:30:28,715 --> 01:30:29,715
Da!

1161
01:30:35,305 --> 01:30:36,347
Tat�!

1162
01:30:37,182 --> 01:30:39,892
Ai iubit-o pe mama foarte mult?

1163
01:30:42,562 --> 01:30:45,606
Da, �i �nc� o mai iubesc.

1164
01:30:53,114 --> 01:30:55,157
Se pare c� au anun�at
zborul spre Reykjavik.
1165
01:30:56,201 --> 01:30:59,203
- E timpul s� plec.
- Tat�! �i-am luat ni�te schiuri!

1166
01:30:59,579 --> 01:31:00,829
Cum ai ghicit?

1167
01:31:02,540 --> 01:31:04,583
Bine, o s� le iau la �ntoarcere!
A, era s� uit!

1168
01:31:05,585 --> 01:31:07,945
�n grab� am fost trimi�i
c�tre zboruri diferite,

1169
01:31:07,946 --> 01:31:09,871
�i Seryoga �i-a uitat biletul la mine.

1170
01:31:09,872 --> 01:31:12,549
El va zbura peste o zi. Ai
putea s�-i dai tu biletul?

1171
01:31:12,842 --> 01:31:14,176
Da, bine�n�eles!

1172
01:31:14,511 --> 01:31:15,761
Foarte bine!

1173
01:31:31,569 --> 01:31:35,205
Ce spital primitor, doctorii be�i,
asistentele bete,

1174
01:31:35,206 --> 01:31:42,204
pacientul cu perfuzii era �i el beat!
Trai, neneac�! Trebuia s� vii �i tu!

1175
01:31:50,505 --> 01:31:53,590
Domni�oar�, aici este num�rul 5?

1176
01:31:56,803 --> 01:31:57,970
Seraphim?

1177
01:31:58,596 --> 01:31:59,888
Numele meu e Sergey,
1178
01:32:01,683 --> 01:32:03,058
�i tu e�ti Sasha?

1179
01:32:03,768 --> 01:32:05,060
Fiica lui Sansanich?

1180
01:32:05,645 --> 01:32:10,190
La tine veneam. Ne-am pierdut unul de altul,
�i mi-a spus c� a l�sat biletul meu la tine.

1181
01:32:15,238 --> 01:32:17,281
Deci, ai biletul meu de avion?

1182
01:32:17,615 --> 01:32:19,033
Da, desigur.

1183
01:32:24,497 --> 01:32:27,082
Ce bine c� s-a rezolvat,
a fost o �ncurc�tur�.

1184
01:32:30,170 --> 01:32:31,754
Semeni mult cu cea din poz�.

1185
01:32:32,672 --> 01:32:34,006
Care?

1186
01:32:34,382 --> 01:32:36,425
Sansanich are o poz� pe perete.

1187
01:32:37,969 --> 01:32:40,012
Nu sunt eu, e mama mea.

1188
01:32:40,263 --> 01:32:41,263
Aha!

1189
01:32:42,348 --> 01:32:44,391
- E o femeie foarte frumoas�!
- Mul�umesc!

1190
01:32:45,643 --> 01:32:47,144
Mama ta.

1191
01:32:55,028 --> 01:33:01,575
Bine, tre' s� prind avionul.
Mul�umesc mult! La revedere!
1192
01:33:04,454 --> 01:33:05,829
Sergey!

1193
01:33:07,332 --> 01:33:10,042
Jacheta ta e murdar�!

1194
01:33:17,133 --> 01:33:19,176
�i ce s� facem cu ea?