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INT. HOME - NIGHT

An elderly couple, HENRY and DORRIS are watching TV, the

newscast alert is heard.

NEWSCASTER
A new survey today shows that 2/3
of Americans support a ban on
Muslims in the US.

HENRY
I just don't get it Dorris, I don't
know anyone that supports that. I
mean, who on earth do they poll? I
don't think they have ever even
called us.

Phone rings.

DORRIS
Oh Henry, you don't think that
could be our first surveyor do you?

HENRY
I don't know, but I hope so, they
need to talk to someone with common
sense. Here, I'll put it on
speaker.

Phone answered and a surveyor, Guthrie, is heard as a

pleasant voice through speaker phone.

DORRIS AND HENRY

Hello?

GUTHRIE
Hello, My name is Guthrie, I'm with
the Republican census survey team.
Are you the homeowners?

HENRY
Yes we are.

GUTHRIE
Wonderful, I'm going to ask you a
few questions, ok? I hope I'm not
too much of a bother.

DORRIS
Oh no, no.
 2.

GUTHRIE
Excellent, First question, Are you
registered republicans or
democrats?

HENRY
We are democrats.

GUTHRIE
Great, do you support gay marriage?

DORRIS
Yes we do.

GUTHRIE
Ok, ok. I think that's about it...
Wait I'm sorry, I just one last
question I need to ask.

HENRY
Well, This is easy enough.

GUTHRIE
Yes sir, last question.
(voice changes to angry
Sargent)
Do you support a ban on goat
****ing, child raping, tower
bombing, towel head piece of s**t
Muslims or are you a commie, anti-
Christ, grassy knoll standing, ISIS
supporting Islam sympathizer?

DORRIS
What the hell?

GUTHRIE
(fast paced)
That's a yes, thank you and
goodbye. This survey paid for by
Republicans for Unity United. Have
a great day.

Phone hangs up.