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I started dating Beth
Ann in high school.

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She used to make me sandwiches and...

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sew buttons on my shirts.

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I tell you, there's nothing
sexier than a girl

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who likes to take care of you.

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I was introduced to Simone at a benefit.

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Oh, the entrance she made.

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Designer gown, dripping in diamonds.

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You could tell from the way she walked,

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she knew she was fabulous.

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I first saw Taylor at a women's march.

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She was giving a speech about
dismantling the patriarchy.
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And I don't really remember much of it,

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because the entire time
she was speaking,

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I was just thinking,

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"That is one hot feminist."

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Beth Ann was a virgin
on our wedding night.

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I was Simone's third husband.

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Right away,
Taylor told me she was bisexual.

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She wanted nothing more
than to be a housewife.

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Oh, she loved to shop and throw parties.

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So I married a lawyer.

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My Jewish parents were thrilled.

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We were very happy...

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for the first few years.

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Until she discovered my secret.

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And then, all hell broke loose.

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Can you believe it?

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Oh, Rob. It's lovely.

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Damn straight.

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And it's so big.

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Well, it's a mansion, is what it is.

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Yeah, you're married to a guy
who can afford a goddamn mansion.

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Oh.

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- Hello.
- Hello.

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Sheila Mosconi.

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This is my husband, Leo.

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I guess you're our new neighbors.

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I must apologize for
my husband's language.

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He's excited because we've never
lived anywhere this nice before.

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He doesn't usually swear.

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Relax.

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We're from Brooklyn.

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Yeah. We don't give a fuck.

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Yes.

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Well, it was lovely to meet you.

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After you unpack, invite us over.

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I'll give you the skinny
on all the neighbors.

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You know, who to avoid.

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She just wants to see if your
furniture's nicer than ours.

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I married a tightwad.

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I know that her furniture
is nicer than ours.

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The moving men will be here any second.

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After they're done,
we would love to host you.

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I saw you talking to the neighbors.

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What are they like?

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Italian.

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Oh...

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Karl?

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Karl?

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I'm in here, Simone.

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Oh. The phone is going
to ring any second.

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It'll be Henri, my hairdresser,
and he will be livid.

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- What have you done?
- I'm 20 minutes late.

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Again. He's gonna try to say
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he's given away my appointment.

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Don't let him.
Insist I left an hour ago,

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and that you're beyond frantic.

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Can you do that, darling?
Can you lie for me?

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Well, last week, I told Delia Butrose

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you'd never had work done.

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This is why you're the
best husband I've ever had.

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I was just hoping to
be in the top three.

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Wish me luck.

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Hurry home.

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Our party starts at 7:00.

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You know me. I'm never late.

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For a party.

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Saul. My man.

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I just got your text. What's up?

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Actually, it's my wife.

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She requires a little face time.

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Geez.

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- Hey, Saul.
- Hey.

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Hey. I just had a quick question

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about the blueprints for the remodel.

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What seems to be the problem?

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Well, see, I asked for a window
to be put in the side of the building.

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But you put it in the back.

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Yeah. I had to do it that way.

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Okay, but why?

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Well, it's a structural thing.
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It's hard to explain.

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Oh.

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Well, I'm a smart girl. Give it a try.

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Relax, sweetheart,
it's gonna look great.

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Okay, Saul,

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here's what I think is going on.

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You want to finish this job quickly

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and move on to the next
one, and it's easier

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to put the window there
instead of where I want it.

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Am I right?

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I've been in construction 40 years.

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No one's ever questioned my integrity.

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And until you can speak my language,

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you're just gonna have
to trust me, sweetie.
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I may not understand construction,

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but I do understand contracts.

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Especially the one you signed,

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which clearly states that
I don't have to pay you

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unless the work is completed
to my satisfaction.

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And that means, for the purpose of this,

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and all future conversations,

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my dick is bigger than yours.

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Am I speaking your language now, Saul?

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Yes.

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Good.

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It's okay, man.

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Her dick's also bigger than mine.

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You get used to it.
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I found the coasters.

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They were in the last box I looked in.

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Sheila and Leo were just telling
me about the neighborhood.

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Oh, you are gonna love the supermarket.

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It's five blocks away
and it's got everything.

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I can't wait.

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I have so much shopping to do.

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And the schools here are excellent.

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You guys got kids?

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Uh... no.

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Well, we have four little rug rats.

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At some point, they are gonna
break something that you own.

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Not to worry. We will pay for it.

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We make up for being bad parents
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by being good neighbors.

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Rob,

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why do I get the feeling
we've met before?

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I don't know, Leo.

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I mean, your face looks
so familiar to me.

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What do you do for a living?

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I'm in aerospace engineering.

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Ever hear of Cyther-Tech?

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- No.
- They have contracts with NASA.

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I help design rockets.

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I'm in dry cleaning, myself.

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Got four stores.

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Practically a chain.

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Sounds more impressive
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if no one's been talking about rockets.

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Oh... Uh...

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Rob, can I say something?

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Sure. What's up?

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If you want more coffee, ask for it.

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I beg your pardon?

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Just tapping on your cup?

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Come on.

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That's how you treat a maid,
not your wife.

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Okay.

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See... this is my fault.
See, I bought Sheila

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a copy of The Feminine Mystique.

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I-I thought it was a sex manual.

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She's been acting militant ever since.

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Sorry.

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Honey, does my tapping offend you?

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Of course not.

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Rob is such a wonderful provider.

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I consider it an honor
to take care of him.

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See?

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She's happy.

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Didn't mean to spoil the mood.

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Sorry, Rob.

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Apology accepted.

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To show there's no hard feelings,

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next time you two are in Glendale,

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stop by Cyther-Tech
and I'll give you the grand tour.

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You work in Glendale?

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Yeah. That's where we're based.

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Huh.

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Well, it's getting late.

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You guys have unpacking to do,

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- and we have kids to spank.
- Yeah.

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We're so happy to have
made two new friends.

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Ah, we feel the same way.

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Take care, Beth Ann.

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Rob.

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Simone! The house.

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It's finally done.

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My decorator finished Friday.
What do you think?

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I'm so jealous I could kill myself.

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Oh. That's the look I was going for.

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Darling, I got you a scotch.

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Oh... Thank you, my love.

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Don't I have the nicest husband?

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I don't know.
Ed died and left me six million.

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That was pretty nice.

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Oh. Where's Wanda?

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Didn't she come with you?

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Wanda couldn't make it.

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Oh. Why not?

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She's in a dark place lately.

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Charles is divorcing her
because she won't stop drinking.

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Oh, poor thing.

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Mom, I'm working.

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I'll pretend not to know you in
exchange for some cheese balls.

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How many do you want?

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Leave the tray.

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I feel so badly for Wanda.

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Why don't I throw a lunch in her honor?

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Oh, I don't think that's a good idea.

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I think she could use a show
of support from her friends.

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Honey.

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Wanda doesn't like you

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You lie.

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Remember when we went to Le Dôme?

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Charles had just moved
out the day before.

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Wanda was crushed.

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And I told delightful
anecdotes to make her laugh.

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Stories about your trips to Italy

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and your thriving art
gallery and how much money

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you're spending on your
daughter's wedding.

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Misery loves company.

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You should've just said that
your life isn't so perfect either.

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But my life is perfect.

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That's exactly the type of thing
your friends don't want to hear.

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Simone?

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Everything all right?

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Naomi says that

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Wanda doesn't like me.

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I'm just devastated.

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Oh, my poor darling.

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Here, would it help to dance?

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I believe it would.

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Hey.

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Hey.

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Really?

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You want to throw
another jacket on that chair?

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I'm so tired.

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There's a coat rack right there.

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You're complaining about me?

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There's three pairs of your pants
hanging over the side of the couch.

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Well, we don't have a pants rack.

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Well, now you've ruined
your birthday surprise.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Get any writing done?

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A couple pages, nothing much.

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That's something.

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Oh, what're we gonna do about dinner?

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Oh, I was thinking pizza.

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Ah. My mom used to love pizza.

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What did you think of her body?

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Salad it is.

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Hello?

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Hey, what's up?

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What?

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Okay, honey, honey, calm down.

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No. Where is he now?

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No, I'll be right over.
Don't open the door.

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Who was that?

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My friend Jade. She has this crazy ex

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who's been stalking her.

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So you're going over there?
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There's a car parked outside her condo.

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I'll check it out, I'll come right back.

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You never mentioned Jade before.

270
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Well, she's a new friend.
Where are my keys?

271
00:13:45,479 --> 00:13:47,393
Oh... you fucking her?

272
00:13:47,845 --> 00:13:48,845
Yeah.

273
00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:51,134
- What happened to Alicia?
- She moved back to Peru.

274
00:13:51,971 --> 00:13:53,418
How come you didn't tell
me you had a new hookup?

275
00:13:53,442 --> 00:13:55,331
Honey, we don't always
share that kind of stuff.

276
00:13:55,356 --> 00:13:56,879
I mean, are you seeing anyone lately?

277
00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:59,048
No, no. I mean, no one interesting.

278
00:13:59,073 --> 00:14:00,847
- Oh.
- Should I come with you?

279
00:14:01,331 --> 00:14:02,338
To do what?

280
00:14:02,363 --> 00:14:04,956
Well, if it's her ex and it
gets violent, I can, you know,

281
00:14:05,739 --> 00:14:07,128
I can scream for help.

282
00:14:08,183 --> 00:14:09,292
I adore you.

283
00:14:09,317 --> 00:14:10,512
Well, only 'cause I'm adorable.

284
00:14:10,536 --> 00:14:12,358
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm.

285
00:14:13,971 --> 00:14:15,264
I'd like to keep kissing you...

286
00:14:15,289 --> 00:14:17,434
But you have to go help
your lesbian lover.

287
00:14:17,459 --> 00:14:18,702
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.

288
00:14:18,727 --> 00:14:19,859
Okay.

289
00:14:21,098 --> 00:14:22,663
I'm ordering pizza.

290
00:14:41,245 --> 00:14:42,333
Honey, put that back.

291
00:14:42,358 --> 00:14:44,163
We don't need any more cookies.

292
00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:45,569
I said no.

293
00:14:56,165 --> 00:14:57,327
You don't say.
294
00:14:57,352 --> 00:14:59,388
They invited us over for coffee.

295
00:14:59,413 --> 00:15:00,827
So, as we're talking,

296
00:15:00,852 --> 00:15:03,679
Leo realizes where
he's seen this guy before.

297
00:15:03,704 --> 00:15:04,704
Where had he seen him?

298
00:15:04,729 --> 00:15:06,723
In Glendale. Right down the street

299
00:15:06,748 --> 00:15:10,059
from Cyther-Tech,
which is where the guy works.

300
00:15:10,084 --> 00:15:12,122
And what did Leo say this guy was doing?

301
00:15:12,147 --> 00:15:13,865
Leo said he saw him in the parking lot

302
00:15:13,889 --> 00:15:14,991
of some diner.

303
00:15:15,016 --> 00:15:17,442
Rob was kissing a waitress.

304
00:15:18,099 --> 00:15:19,692
Are you gonna tell the wife?

305
00:15:19,717 --> 00:15:20,943
Well, I just met the woman.

306
00:15:20,967 --> 00:15:23,881
How am I gonna let her know that
her husband is having an affair?

307
00:15:28,201 --> 00:15:29,264
Beth Ann.
308
00:15:29,758 --> 00:15:30,991
Beth Ann!

309
00:15:31,687 --> 00:15:32,952
Beth Ann!

310
00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:38,139
- _
- Tommy, can you ask Gustav

311
00:15:38,164 --> 00:15:39,652
if he's ready to serve the desserts?

312
00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:41,075
Sure thing, Mrs. Grove.

313
00:15:42,255 --> 00:15:43,694
Oh, what's this?

314
00:15:44,295 --> 00:15:46,811
I don't know.
It was here when I came in.

315
00:15:58,991 --> 00:16:00,742
Gustav said desserts are good to go.

316
00:16:00,990 --> 00:16:02,334
Oh, thank you.

317
00:16:03,647 --> 00:16:04,865
Mrs. Grove?

318
00:16:05,303 --> 00:16:07,059
Is, uh, is everything okay?

319
00:16:07,084 --> 00:16:08,194
Everything's fine.

320
00:16:08,632 --> 00:16:10,147
Absolutely fine.

321
00:16:26,788 --> 00:16:27,928
... I'm happy.

322
00:16:34,248 --> 00:16:36,288
♪ Cigarettes hanging from her lips ♪

323
00:16:36,313 --> 00:16:38,581
♪ And between your teeth...

324
00:16:38,606 --> 00:16:39,606
Hey.

325
00:16:39,631 --> 00:16:41,174
- Hey.
- What happened?

326
00:16:41,199 --> 00:16:42,844
Her ex was definitely in the car.

327
00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:43,885
We had to call the cops.

328
00:16:43,933 --> 00:16:45,213
Oh, my God.

329
00:16:45,617 --> 00:16:47,009
- Yeah.
- Did they arrest him?

330
00:16:47,034 --> 00:16:48,853
Duke... that's his name...

331
00:16:48,878 --> 00:16:50,088
- Great name.
- He drove away

332
00:16:50,113 --> 00:16:51,744
- before they got there.
- Whoa.

333
00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:54,261
Well, she shouldn't go back to
the condo until they find him.

334
00:16:54,285 --> 00:16:56,073
- Right. That's what I told her.
- Good.

335
00:16:57,122 --> 00:16:58,994
So did you take her to a hotel?

336
00:17:00,733 --> 00:17:01,823
Um...

337
00:17:02,916 --> 00:17:03,916
What?

338
00:17:03,950 --> 00:17:05,260
Don't be mad...

339
00:17:06,181 --> 00:17:07,315
About what?

340
00:17:07,340 --> 00:17:08,689
Jade's outside.

341
00:17:09,475 --> 00:17:10,611
No!

342
00:17:11,091 --> 00:17:13,572
- She didn't want to be alone.
- I don't care.

343
00:17:13,605 --> 00:17:15,541
- Eli.
- Rule number one:

344
00:17:15,566 --> 00:17:17,369
We don't bring our
hookups into the house.

345
00:17:17,394 --> 00:17:18,893
But I'm worried about her.

346
00:17:19,245 --> 00:17:21,065
Which means you've violated
rule number two.

347
00:17:21,090 --> 00:17:22,534
You've become emotionally involved.

348
00:17:22,559 --> 00:17:23,768
That is an insult to me

349
00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:25,753
and the sacred institution
known as open marriage.

350
00:17:28,526 --> 00:17:30,580
Damn it, Taylor,
this is a really big favor.

351
00:17:30,605 --> 00:17:31,666
I know, baby.

352
00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:34,244
All right, fine, one night.

353
00:17:34,269 --> 00:17:36,324
- I told her she could stay the weekend.
- Two nights.

354
00:17:36,348 --> 00:17:37,705
Monday is Labor Day,

355
00:17:37,730 --> 00:17:39,610
- so technically...
- Three nights. Final offer.

356
00:17:40,410 --> 00:17:41,479
Thank you.

357
00:17:41,821 --> 00:17:44,432
Okay, um,
should we pick up a little bit?

358
00:17:44,457 --> 00:17:45,457
No.

359
00:17:46,156 --> 00:17:49,213
I want the Pasadena bisexual
community to see how you live.

360
00:17:49,238 --> 00:17:50,589
Oh, Lord.

361
00:17:54,566 --> 00:17:56,166
Come on in, Jade.

362
00:17:56,191 --> 00:17:57,838
- Hey.
- Hey, this is Eli.

363
00:17:57,863 --> 00:17:59,169
Hey.

364
00:17:59,791 --> 00:18:01,815
Thank you so much for letting me stay.

365
00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:03,370
I really, really appreciate it.

366
00:18:05,201 --> 00:18:06,987
We're gonna put Jade in the guest room.

367
00:18:07,012 --> 00:18:09,014
Will you grab her suitcase, honey?

368
00:18:12,507 --> 00:18:13,526
Eli?

369
00:18:14,628 --> 00:18:15,745
Huh?

370
00:18:17,023 --> 00:18:18,253
Oh, yeah, absolutely.

371
00:18:18,278 --> 00:18:19,776
- Oh!
- Oh, my gosh!

372
00:18:19,801 --> 00:18:21,161
- Are you okay?
- Nothing's broken.

373
00:18:21,645 --> 00:18:23,901
It's all good. Right up here.
Right this way.

374
00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,088
Beth Ann?

375
00:18:37,472 --> 00:18:38,753
Sheila.

376
00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:40,713
Now is not a good time.

377
00:18:40,738 --> 00:18:41,745
I'll be quick.

378
00:18:42,089 --> 00:18:43,362
I must apologize.

379
00:18:43,387 --> 00:18:44,479
Please.

380
00:18:44,504 --> 00:18:47,120
I have to get my housework
done before Rob gets home.

381
00:18:47,145 --> 00:18:49,408
I just feel awful about what you heard.

382
00:18:49,567 --> 00:18:51,395
You have every right to hate me.

383
00:18:51,420 --> 00:18:53,104
I don't hate you.

384
00:18:53,561 --> 00:18:55,620
Just know that I won't
be sharing that story

385
00:18:55,645 --> 00:18:56,901
with anyone else.

386
00:18:56,926 --> 00:19:00,096
Good, because it's not true.

387
00:19:01,385 --> 00:19:03,093
- Beth Ann...
- It's not.

388
00:19:03,493 --> 00:19:04,999
Leo is mistaken.

389
00:19:08,150 --> 00:19:09,945
He knows what he saw.

390
00:19:10,401 --> 00:19:12,484
Rob kissed a blonde waitress

391
00:19:12,509 --> 00:19:14,773
in the parking lot of Jansen's Diner.

392
00:19:17,620 --> 00:19:19,359
It's impossible.

393
00:19:21,754 --> 00:19:23,937
Maybe you should talk to him.

394
00:19:29,512 --> 00:19:31,070
He couldn't.

395
00:19:33,535 --> 00:19:35,827
He wouldn't put me through that.

396
00:19:36,257 --> 00:19:37,585
He's a man.

397
00:19:38,349 --> 00:19:39,890
Some of them cheat.

398
00:19:40,383 --> 00:19:41,640
Not Rob.

399
00:19:42,414 --> 00:19:43,515
Not Rob.

400
00:19:46,183 --> 00:19:49,077
Not after what happened to our daughter.

401
00:19:53,647 --> 00:19:55,226
You had a daughter?

402
00:19:58,274 --> 00:19:59,476
Oh, honey.

403
00:20:10,679 --> 00:20:13,655
So, please, tell Leo he's wrong.

404
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:17,984
Rob and I are so very happy.
405
00:20:48,994 --> 00:20:49,998
Oh, shit.

406
00:20:50,023 --> 00:20:51,234
It's fine, Myron.

407
00:20:51,259 --> 00:20:52,601
You know what they say:

408
00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:54,687
It's not a party until
someone breaks something,

409
00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:55,931
and that was expensive,

410
00:20:55,956 --> 00:20:58,093
so we must be having a marvelous time.

411
00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:01,964
Darling, one of the waiters
said you were looking for me?

412
00:21:01,989 --> 00:21:04,062
I need to speak to you. Privately.

413
00:21:04,087 --> 00:21:05,132
Of course.

414
00:21:08,945 --> 00:21:10,265
You want to talk in here?

415
00:21:10,290 --> 00:21:11,609
It'll just be a moment.

416
00:21:11,634 --> 00:21:13,148
All right, what's-what's going on?

417
00:21:23,941 --> 00:21:25,296
Uh...

418
00:21:27,199 --> 00:21:28,734
Where did you get this?

419
00:21:28,759 --> 00:21:30,046
Does it matter?

420
00:21:31,609 --> 00:21:32,718
Who is he?

421
00:21:35,548 --> 00:21:37,163
Darling, if I could just...

422
00:21:37,188 --> 00:21:38,437
Tell me his name.

423
00:21:42,784 --> 00:21:43,795
Winston.

424
00:21:43,820 --> 00:21:45,109
What's his last name?

425
00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:49,624
I-I don't know.

426
00:21:53,523 --> 00:21:55,757
Is he the only one or
have there been others?

427
00:22:00,857 --> 00:22:02,491
Here's what's going to happen.

428
00:22:02,516 --> 00:22:04,530
You will go upstairs to begin packing.

429
00:22:04,555 --> 00:22:07,702
I will tell our guests that
you have some sort of headache.

430
00:22:08,592 --> 00:22:10,663
You won't come down
until everyone's gone.

431
00:22:12,382 --> 00:22:14,249
It's crucial they know nothing of this.

432
00:22:14,274 --> 00:22:16,640
Do you understand?
I will not be humiliated.
433
00:22:16,776 --> 00:22:18,585
- I'm s...
- Don't!

434
00:22:18,610 --> 00:22:20,085
I'm so sorry.

435
00:22:20,110 --> 00:22:22,046
You cannot apologize for this.

436
00:22:28,460 --> 00:22:30,852
I just don't think I'll be able
to find a new place

437
00:22:30,876 --> 00:22:32,554
in the next few days.

438
00:22:32,947 --> 00:22:34,645
I know. I told Eli.

439
00:22:43,851 --> 00:22:46,124
Are we gonna pretend I
didn't just catch you spying?

440
00:22:46,149 --> 00:22:48,359
That would be the polite
thing to do, yeah.

441
00:22:49,713 --> 00:22:51,101
Okay.

442
00:22:52,101 --> 00:22:53,476
Everything okay with Jade?

443
00:22:53,501 --> 00:22:54,501
Mm-hmm.

444
00:22:56,142 --> 00:22:58,820
She was asking if she
could stay till Friday.

445
00:22:58,845 --> 00:23:01,282
- Taylor!
- I told her, "Not cool."

446
00:23:01,307 --> 00:23:02,482
She backed off.

447
00:23:03,416 --> 00:23:04,624
All right. Thank you.

448
00:23:06,307 --> 00:23:07,718
She does seem like a nice kid.

449
00:23:07,743 --> 00:23:09,320
Yeah, Jade's very nice.

450
00:23:11,187 --> 00:23:13,265
She's pretty, too. Don't you think?

451
00:23:14,390 --> 00:23:16,085
Yeah. Yeah, she's okay.

452
00:23:16,562 --> 00:23:18,124
We don't lie to each other, remember?

453
00:23:18,149 --> 00:23:20,273
Okay, fine. She's spectacular.

454
00:23:20,298 --> 00:23:21,298
- Mm.
- You happy?

455
00:23:21,323 --> 00:23:22,338
- I am.
- Yeah.

456
00:23:24,365 --> 00:23:25,660
Oh...

457
00:23:29,598 --> 00:23:30,880
Mm.

458
00:23:32,718 --> 00:23:34,755
I got so lucky with you.

459
00:23:36,006 --> 00:23:37,872
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

460
00:23:38,573 --> 00:23:41,309
Most guys would not be down
with this kind of lifestyle.

461
00:23:42,139 --> 00:23:43,364
Well... you know...

462
00:23:43,976 --> 00:23:46,145
I get to have my fun, too. So.

463
00:23:47,686 --> 00:23:49,917
But you only agreed to this arrangement

464
00:23:49,942 --> 00:23:52,184
because you knew how
much it meant to me.

465
00:23:53,279 --> 00:23:55,028
So for that, I thank you.

466
00:24:05,864 --> 00:24:07,325
Are we gonna have sex now?

467
00:24:07,580 --> 00:24:08,716
Mm-hmm.

468
00:24:08,971 --> 00:24:11,442
Are you gonna be thinking about
Jade while we're doing it?

469
00:24:11,467 --> 00:24:12,731
Probably.

470
00:24:13,343 --> 00:24:14,380
Me, too.

471
00:24:21,978 --> 00:24:22,978
Hello?

472
00:24:23,434 --> 00:24:25,207
Honey, I hope you haven't
started dinner yet.

473
00:24:25,241 --> 00:24:27,223
I got to meet a client out for a drink.
474
00:24:28,002 --> 00:24:29,231
A client?

475
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:32,333
It might go late, so... don't wait up.

476
00:24:33,070 --> 00:24:35,137
Oh, I'll make you a sandwich.

477
00:24:35,615 --> 00:24:37,309
It will be in the fridge
when you get home.

478
00:24:37,334 --> 00:24:39,505
Sounds great. Love you.

479
00:25:50,551 --> 00:25:51,952
Is everybody gone?

480
00:25:51,977 --> 00:25:53,718
Your mother was the last to leave.

481
00:25:53,743 --> 00:25:55,468
She said she'll see you at home.

482
00:25:55,493 --> 00:25:56,969
I, uh, finished cleaning the kitchen,

483
00:25:56,993 --> 00:25:58,046
and everything's put away.

484
00:25:58,071 --> 00:25:59,077
Thank you.

485
00:25:59,102 --> 00:26:00,843
Be sure to lock up before you leave.

486
00:26:01,511 --> 00:26:03,861
Is Mr. Grove okay?

487
00:26:06,125 --> 00:26:08,827
I mean, he never
came back down to the party.

488
00:26:09,955 --> 00:26:11,390
Don't you worry about him.

489
00:26:22,549 --> 00:26:24,028
Why aren't you finished packing?

490
00:26:24,053 --> 00:26:26,101
I'm only seeing casual clothes.

491
00:26:26,126 --> 00:26:27,890
You'll need at least two suits.

492
00:26:28,187 --> 00:26:29,452
I don't want anyone at the art gallery

493
00:26:29,476 --> 00:26:30,781
I don't want anyone at the art gallery

494
00:26:30,805 --> 00:26:33,343
knowing about this.
Not until the divorce is final.

495
00:26:34,610 --> 00:26:35,765
Did you say something?

496
00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:38,970
I'm packing your Armani.
You'll need something black.

497
00:26:39,819 --> 00:26:41,345
Once we've gone public,

498
00:26:41,370 --> 00:26:43,438
you need to tell our
friends at the country club

499
00:26:43,463 --> 00:26:44,853
that this was amicable.

500
00:26:44,878 --> 00:26:47,563
I want to avoid as many
condescending looks as possible.

501
00:26:48,150 --> 00:26:49,431
Why are you mumbling?
502
00:26:49,456 --> 00:26:51,642
I can't understand a word you're saying.

503
00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:56,556
Why are you sweating?

504
00:26:58,568 --> 00:26:59,699
Karl?

505
00:27:04,419 --> 00:27:05,845
What did you do?!

506
00:27:06,777 --> 00:27:09,618
You think you're gonna get out
of this by dying? Fuck you!

507
00:27:09,643 --> 00:27:10,682
I want to see you suffer

508
00:27:10,707 --> 00:27:13,018
in a one-bedroom apartment
next to the airport,

509
00:27:13,043 --> 00:27:15,510
and you will not deny me that pleasure!

510
00:27:16,630 --> 00:27:19,552
Hello? Yes.

511
00:27:19,577 --> 00:27:21,080
Uh, we've had a little incident.

512
00:27:21,105 --> 00:27:24,072
Can you send an
ambulance to 4352 Seneca?

513
00:27:24,097 --> 00:27:25,745
Yes, it's my husband.
He seems to have taken

514
00:27:25,769 --> 00:27:27,408
a few too many pills.

515
00:27:27,433 --> 00:27:29,103
Uh, could you hold?
516
00:27:29,775 --> 00:27:30,775
Wake up!

517
00:27:32,812 --> 00:27:34,292
Excuse me, I'm back.

518
00:27:34,436 --> 00:27:36,197
Oh, it's on its way?

519
00:27:36,405 --> 00:27:37,760
Oh, thank you so much.

520
00:27:37,785 --> 00:27:39,510
My husband and I will be waiting.

521
00:27:49,019 --> 00:27:50,244
Karl.

522
00:27:54,672 --> 00:27:55,697
Karl...

523
00:28:06,761 --> 00:28:08,545
Something is weird.

524
00:28:08,698 --> 00:28:10,721
Our home is clean.

525
00:28:10,746 --> 00:28:12,072
Yeah.

526
00:28:13,057 --> 00:28:14,190
Isn't that weird?

527
00:28:14,679 --> 00:28:15,799
Hey!

528
00:28:15,824 --> 00:28:17,783
I was just coming up to wake you guys.

529
00:28:17,990 --> 00:28:19,643
Did you clean our house?

530
00:28:19,861 --> 00:28:21,682
It was my way of saying thank you.

531
00:28:21,707 --> 00:28:24,064
Also, I ran to the store and
I got stuff for breakfast.

532
00:28:28,596 --> 00:28:30,096
Go ahead, sit down.

533
00:28:30,249 --> 00:28:32,205
The orange juice is freshly squeezed,

534
00:28:32,230 --> 00:28:33,658
and I'm making pancakes.

535
00:28:33,683 --> 00:28:35,229
Honey, you didn't have to do all this.

536
00:28:35,253 --> 00:28:36,674
Oh, I wanted to.

537
00:28:36,818 --> 00:28:38,666
Cooking relaxes me.

538
00:28:38,848 --> 00:28:40,322
Yeah, let her relax.

539
00:28:40,908 --> 00:28:42,064
Sit down.

540
00:28:45,164 --> 00:28:46,925
Wait a minute,
where did these plates come from?

541
00:28:46,949 --> 00:28:48,721
It's our good china.

542
00:28:48,746 --> 00:28:50,025
So lovely.

543
00:28:50,050 --> 00:28:51,050
Yeah.

544
00:28:51,431 --> 00:28:52,869
Why don't we ever use it?
545
00:28:53,299 --> 00:28:55,017
I don't know where we keep it.

546
00:28:57,938 --> 00:28:59,439
Jade.

547
00:28:59,464 --> 00:29:02,689
She cooks, she cleans, she juices...

548
00:29:03,094 --> 00:29:04,893
She's the wife we always wanted.

549
00:29:04,918 --> 00:29:05,985
Yeah.

550
00:29:06,272 --> 00:29:07,611
Mm-hmm.

551
00:29:08,270 --> 00:29:10,713
Do you ever wish I were more like this?

552
00:29:11,187 --> 00:29:12,385
Cooking your breakfast

553
00:29:12,410 --> 00:29:13,838
and pouring your coffee?

554
00:29:13,863 --> 00:29:15,197
I married a kick-ass lawyer.

555
00:29:15,222 --> 00:29:16,714
That's better than
having my coffee poured.

556
00:29:16,738 --> 00:29:17,932
Good answer.

557
00:29:18,675 --> 00:29:19,752
How about you?

558
00:29:19,838 --> 00:29:20,838
Ever...

559
00:29:21,178 --> 00:29:23,353
resent me for not
bringing home more money?

560
00:29:24,375 --> 00:29:26,119
It's been a while since I sold a script.

561
00:29:26,979 --> 00:29:28,338
You're trying.

562
00:29:28,961 --> 00:29:31,963
But the last two years,
you've been the breadwinner.

563
00:29:33,205 --> 00:29:34,619
That never bothers you?

564
00:29:39,539 --> 00:29:40,939
Here we go.

565
00:29:43,386 --> 00:29:44,603
Do you like bacon?

566
00:29:45,529 --> 00:29:46,603
Uh...

567
00:29:46,628 --> 00:29:48,893
well, I'm Jewish, so, yeah.

568
00:29:58,194 --> 00:30:00,518
The meat loaf's delicious.

569
00:30:00,832 --> 00:30:02,244
Did you change the recipe?

570
00:30:04,190 --> 00:30:05,190
Little bit.

571
00:30:05,215 --> 00:30:06,916
Well, good job.

572
00:30:06,941 --> 00:30:08,096
Better than ever.

573
00:30:11,656 --> 00:30:13,072
Penny for your thoughts.

574
00:30:14,220 --> 00:30:16,111
Oh, I was just...

575
00:30:17,010 --> 00:30:18,144
thinking about...

576
00:30:19,068 --> 00:30:20,377
silly things.

577
00:30:20,402 --> 00:30:21,838
What kind of silly things?

578
00:30:24,526 --> 00:30:26,484
I was wondering when you'll die.

579
00:30:29,717 --> 00:30:31,196
Excuse me?

580
00:30:31,819 --> 00:30:35,346
Oh... Whether it will be
sooner rather than later.

581
00:30:35,945 --> 00:30:38,221
I'm not dying anytime soon.

582
00:30:38,389 --> 00:30:39,947
You don't know that.

583
00:30:41,493 --> 00:30:43,147
You could be hit by a bus.

584
00:30:43,172 --> 00:30:45,697
Or have a stroke, or get...

585
00:30:45,850 --> 00:30:47,250
stabbed in the chest.

586
00:30:48,613 --> 00:30:50,041
Beth Ann.

587
00:30:50,620 --> 00:30:52,299
Myra Penn's husband was 50
588
00:30:52,324 --> 00:30:54,549
when he choked to death on a pimento.

589
00:30:54,703 --> 00:30:57,932
I'm only 42, and I feel great.

590
00:30:57,957 --> 00:31:00,861
Can we just... eat dinner?

591
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:07,322
I put pimentos in the meat loaf.

592
00:31:09,022 --> 00:31:11,096
That's how I changed the recipe.

593
00:31:13,334 --> 00:31:15,213
Are you angry with me?

594
00:31:15,883 --> 00:31:17,236
Why would you say that?

595
00:31:17,261 --> 00:31:19,791
You're fantasizing about
my death, for starters.

596
00:31:19,816 --> 00:31:21,437
Oh, I don't wish you dead.

597
00:31:21,917 --> 00:31:24,890
I'm just wondering
what will become of me

598
00:31:24,915 --> 00:31:26,655
when the inevitable happens.

599
00:31:27,624 --> 00:31:29,179
Inevitable?

600
00:31:29,653 --> 00:31:31,133
I don't have a job.

601
00:31:31,158 --> 00:31:32,741
Or a hobby.

602
00:31:33,271 --> 00:31:35,929
All I do is take care of you.

603
00:31:36,419 --> 00:31:38,639
That's what makes you a good wife.

604
00:31:39,019 --> 00:31:41,405
But when you're not here anymore,

605
00:31:43,311 --> 00:31:44,733
who will I be?

606
00:31:47,969 --> 00:31:49,257
My widow?

607
00:31:50,938 --> 00:31:52,940
Listen to what I'm saying.

608
00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:57,429
I need something more.

609
00:31:57,946 --> 00:31:59,358
Like what?

610
00:32:00,615 --> 00:32:02,476
I don't know, exactly.

611
00:32:04,388 --> 00:32:06,022
This something more...

612
00:32:07,023 --> 00:32:11,272
will it keep you from
making me delicious dinners?

613
00:32:11,823 --> 00:32:12,858
No.

614
00:32:12,883 --> 00:32:14,452
Then you have my permission

615
00:32:14,477 --> 00:32:17,312
to do whatever makes you happy.

616
00:32:20,362 --> 00:32:21,796
But just so you know...
617
00:32:22,947 --> 00:32:27,030
I intend on sticking around for a while.

618
00:32:32,902 --> 00:32:34,437
Okay.

619
00:32:49,804 --> 00:32:50,976
What is it?

620
00:32:51,468 --> 00:32:52,718
Pimento.

621
00:32:54,775 --> 00:32:56,085
Sorry.

622
00:33:05,780 --> 00:33:07,805
Ma'am, do you want
to ride with us to the hospital?

623
00:33:07,829 --> 00:33:09,882
Yes. But give me a moment.

624
00:33:10,805 --> 00:33:12,007
Margaret.

625
00:33:12,032 --> 00:33:13,304
Simone, what happened?

626
00:33:13,329 --> 00:33:14,726
Oh, it was the silliest thing.

627
00:33:14,751 --> 00:33:16,718
Karl slipped coming down the stairs.

628
00:33:17,016 --> 00:33:18,030
Nothing to worry about.

629
00:33:18,055 --> 00:33:19,374
He just hit his head.

630
00:33:19,399 --> 00:33:22,491
Oh, Harold. I love the robe.

631
00:33:22,516 --> 00:33:24,022
Uh, so Karl's okay?

632
00:33:24,047 --> 00:33:25,772
He's fine. Go on home.

633
00:33:25,797 --> 00:33:27,429
Don't mind us.

634
00:33:30,608 --> 00:33:32,030
We're almost ready to go, ma'am.

635
00:33:32,498 --> 00:33:34,718
Uh... just be a moment.

636
00:33:37,507 --> 00:33:38,900
Wanda.

637
00:33:39,342 --> 00:33:40,976
What are you doing here?

638
00:33:41,001 --> 00:33:43,030
I heard the sirens.

639
00:33:43,055 --> 00:33:44,132
What's going on?

640
00:33:44,157 --> 00:33:45,163
Nothing.

641
00:33:45,188 --> 00:33:47,913
Karl just had a little fall
coming down the stairs.

642
00:33:48,267 --> 00:33:50,546
You sure you didn't push him?

643
00:33:52,604 --> 00:33:54,007
I wouldn't blame you.

644
00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:55,313
Considering.

645
00:33:58,895 --> 00:34:00,548
You left that photo.
646
00:34:05,217 --> 00:34:06,374
Oh, my God!

647
00:34:06,517 --> 00:34:07,953
Hey! Hey!

648
00:34:08,299 --> 00:34:10,835
Stop! Hey. Stop.

649
00:34:13,149 --> 00:34:14,358
Bitch!

650
00:34:14,383 --> 00:34:15,507
Oh!

651
00:34:15,532 --> 00:34:16,710
Have you lost your mind?

652
00:34:16,735 --> 00:34:17,937
Of course not.

653
00:34:18,771 --> 00:34:20,171
I'm drunk.

654
00:34:26,304 --> 00:34:27,397
Hey.

655
00:34:27,422 --> 00:34:28,902
I brought wine.

656
00:34:29,405 --> 00:34:31,421
Sheila, you didn't need to do that.

657
00:34:31,446 --> 00:34:32,703
Well, I wanted to see how you were doing

658
00:34:32,727 --> 00:34:34,741
and I couldn't come empty-handed.

659
00:34:37,283 --> 00:34:39,538
I went to that diner, and...

660
00:34:40,751 --> 00:34:43,022
I saw Rob kiss the waitress.

661
00:34:43,869 --> 00:34:45,452
Oh, honey.

662
00:34:45,477 --> 00:34:47,421
You sit and I'll pour.

663
00:34:52,571 --> 00:34:54,702
I've decided not to say anything.

664
00:34:55,473 --> 00:34:58,960
If I put Rob on the defensive,
it will affect our marriage.

665
00:34:59,732 --> 00:35:01,560
He's committing adultery.

666
00:35:01,585 --> 00:35:03,905
That's supposed to affect your marriage.

667
00:35:03,930 --> 00:35:07,202
I'm just going to work
harder at being a good wife.

668
00:35:07,903 --> 00:35:10,338
To remind Rob why he loves me.

669
00:35:11,194 --> 00:35:13,596
And then, hopefully...

670
00:35:15,044 --> 00:35:16,713
There is another option.

671
00:35:17,036 --> 00:35:18,228
What's that?

672
00:35:18,253 --> 00:35:19,658
Confront the girl.

673
00:35:20,620 --> 00:35:23,182
- The girl?
- Go to her diner and make a scene.

674
00:35:23,207 --> 00:35:26,111
Sheila. She might not even
know that Rob is married.

675
00:35:26,136 --> 00:35:28,010
Oh, those tramps always know.

676
00:35:28,035 --> 00:35:30,822
Threaten to tell her boss
unless she stops seeing Rob.

677
00:35:30,847 --> 00:35:32,861
Scare her to death.

678
00:35:34,590 --> 00:35:36,080
I suppose that could work.

679
00:35:39,477 --> 00:35:42,299
But I just don't know where
I would find the courage.

680
00:35:42,324 --> 00:35:43,643
It's right here,

681
00:35:43,668 --> 00:35:46,002
at the bottom of this glass.

682
00:35:56,782 --> 00:35:58,346
This is your wife's lover?

683
00:35:59,208 --> 00:36:00,228
Yeah.

684
00:36:00,725 --> 00:36:02,064
Damn.

685
00:36:02,321 --> 00:36:04,299
- Ooh, she got game.
- Mm-hmm.

686
00:36:04,891 --> 00:36:07,674
Oh, and get this: Jade.

687
00:36:07,699 --> 00:36:09,179
Total neat freak.

688
00:36:09,204 --> 00:36:12,567
Spent the last two days compulsively
cleaning our entire house.

689
00:36:12,592 --> 00:36:15,137
And she cooks and she does laundry.

690
00:36:15,824 --> 00:36:18,231
She sewed this button on
my shirt this morning.

691
00:36:18,256 --> 00:36:20,692
So she's into some
serious housewife shit.

692
00:36:20,717 --> 00:36:21,903
Oh, man, I got to tell you,

693
00:36:21,928 --> 00:36:23,121
it's addictive.

694
00:36:23,230 --> 00:36:25,262
Like, having a woman
wait on me like this?

695
00:36:26,041 --> 00:36:27,629
Bringing out my inner caveman.

696
00:36:28,747 --> 00:36:31,911
So, um, what else is Jade into?

697
00:36:32,602 --> 00:36:34,348
- What do you mean?
- Well, you know me.

698
00:36:34,373 --> 00:36:36,700
I hear about a sexy
lady who lives to serve,

699
00:36:36,725 --> 00:36:39,348
- my imagination runs wild.
- No, no, no, no. No.

700
00:36:39,373 --> 00:36:41,387
She's my wife's lover, not mine.

701
00:36:41,466 --> 00:36:44,457
Well, I would now like to say
the two most beautiful words

702
00:36:44,482 --> 00:36:45,879
in the English language:

703
00:36:46,382 --> 00:36:47,645
three-way.

704
00:36:47,910 --> 00:36:49,068
Technically, that's one word.

705
00:36:49,092 --> 00:36:51,371
Don't hit me with that hyphen bullshit.

706
00:36:51,396 --> 00:36:53,029
- I'm trying to get you laid, bitch.
- All right.

707
00:36:53,053 --> 00:36:55,098
Taylor and I,
we've never done that before.

708
00:36:55,620 --> 00:36:57,723
You don't need to train for it.

709
00:36:57,748 --> 00:37:00,473
It's sex, not ice dancing.

710
00:37:01,481 --> 00:37:03,270
You already got an open marriage.

711
00:37:03,295 --> 00:37:04,301
What's the big deal?

712
00:37:04,326 --> 00:37:07,090
Well, to begin with, I don't know
that Jade's that into me.

713
00:37:07,115 --> 00:37:09,262
She sewed a button on for you.

714
00:37:09,503 --> 00:37:12,020
That's how white girls say "Fuck me."
715
00:37:12,088 --> 00:37:13,426
You're crazy.

716
00:37:13,451 --> 00:37:14,676
Look, I know what I know.

717
00:37:40,684 --> 00:37:42,950
Hi. I'm April.

718
00:37:42,975 --> 00:37:44,942
I'll be your waitress this morning.

719
00:37:48,239 --> 00:37:50,434
Um, can I get you some coffee to start?

720
00:37:55,250 --> 00:37:56,411
Ma'am?

721
00:38:05,085 --> 00:38:06,434
Are you okay?

722
00:38:09,736 --> 00:38:11,216
I'm sorry.

723
00:38:11,892 --> 00:38:12,965
Here.

724
00:38:19,076 --> 00:38:21,215
I don't know what is wrong with me.

725
00:38:21,240 --> 00:38:22,871
We all have bad days.

726
00:38:23,670 --> 00:38:25,051
I know I have.

727
00:38:27,202 --> 00:38:29,957
You seem like a very nice girl.

728
00:38:30,809 --> 00:38:32,286
I try to be.

729
00:38:37,866 --> 00:38:40,020
You know, I'm not really
that hungry. I should go.

730
00:38:40,045 --> 00:38:41,864
Oh, at least let me get
you a cup of coffee.

731
00:38:41,889 --> 00:38:43,195
It's all right.

732
00:38:44,842 --> 00:38:46,028
Ma'am?

733
00:38:46,606 --> 00:38:47,770
Um...

734
00:38:48,444 --> 00:38:50,201
You look like you could
use someone to talk to.

735
00:38:50,225 --> 00:38:51,825
And we're slow right now.

736
00:38:51,987 --> 00:38:53,973
- I could sit with you for a bit.
- No.

737
00:38:54,248 --> 00:38:55,450
You don't have to do that.

738
00:38:55,475 --> 00:38:58,356
Oh, come on, it'll be fun.
You can tell me about your life,

739
00:38:58,381 --> 00:39:01,465
I'll tell you about mine,
and then, we'll be friends.

740
00:39:03,063 --> 00:39:04,825
Now, wouldn't you like that?

741
00:39:11,134 --> 00:39:15,332
I suppose I could stay a few minutes.

742
00:39:15,708 --> 00:39:17,013
Sure.
743
00:39:17,261 --> 00:39:19,028
I am so glad.

744
00:39:19,053 --> 00:39:20,053
Come on.

745
00:39:23,811 --> 00:39:25,871
Um, sorry.

746
00:39:25,896 --> 00:39:28,567
Uh, what was your name?

747
00:39:31,769 --> 00:39:33,028
Sheila.

748
00:39:34,128 --> 00:39:36,520
My name is Sheila.

749
00:39:49,615 --> 00:39:51,129
Door's open.

750
00:39:55,765 --> 00:39:57,028
Hey, Mrs. Grove.

751
00:39:58,051 --> 00:39:59,137
What's all this?

752
00:39:59,475 --> 00:40:02,028
These are a few of my favorite things.

753
00:40:02,769 --> 00:40:04,793
Well, my mom told me that Mr. Grove

754
00:40:04,818 --> 00:40:06,262
went to the hospital last night.

755
00:40:06,287 --> 00:40:08,594
I just wanted to see how he was doing.

756
00:40:08,961 --> 00:40:11,371
He'll be there a few days,
but he'll recover.

757
00:40:13,290 --> 00:40:14,528
Anything else?

758
00:40:14,773 --> 00:40:16,121
Um...

759
00:40:17,428 --> 00:40:22,041
Yeah, actually, um,
I wanted to apologize.

760
00:40:22,390 --> 00:40:23,731
For what?

761
00:40:24,140 --> 00:40:26,186
I lied to you last night.

762
00:40:26,737 --> 00:40:28,915
I saw the photo of your husband

763
00:40:28,940 --> 00:40:31,759
and his... friend.

764
00:40:32,051 --> 00:40:34,462
I-I didn't know what to do,
so I put the photo

765
00:40:34,487 --> 00:40:35,900
back in the envelope.

766
00:40:36,655 --> 00:40:38,260
Well, did you tell your
mother about this?

767
00:40:38,284 --> 00:40:39,284
No.

768
00:40:39,309 --> 00:40:40,353
No.

769
00:40:42,397 --> 00:40:44,884
She'll find out eventually,
I just can't handle that.

770
00:40:45,463 --> 00:40:46,939
Not just yet.

771
00:40:48,144 --> 00:40:50,072
So is Mr. Grove gay?

772
00:40:51,354 --> 00:40:53,134
Oh, yeah.

773
00:40:57,718 --> 00:40:59,415
I am so sorry.

774
00:41:05,506 --> 00:41:08,814
It's funny, my first husband
liked booze more than me.

775
00:41:08,839 --> 00:41:10,517
My second liked cocaine more than me.

776
00:41:10,542 --> 00:41:13,079
My third likes boys more than me.

777
00:41:13,590 --> 00:41:15,697
Am I the only one here seeing a pattern?

778
00:41:21,045 --> 00:41:23,212
Maybe you just haven't
met the right man yet.

779
00:41:24,495 --> 00:41:28,290
I've always thought of myself
as this fabulous woman.

780
00:41:29,693 --> 00:41:34,025
But how fabulous can I be
if nobody wants to love me?

781
00:41:37,972 --> 00:41:38,972
Hey...

782
00:41:44,771 --> 00:41:45,978
Come here.

783
00:42:05,922 --> 00:42:07,181
Tommy.

784
00:42:08,859 --> 00:42:11,314
I've wanted to do that since I was 13.
785
00:42:11,339 --> 00:42:12,822
Well, how old are you now?

786
00:42:12,847 --> 00:42:14,079
I'm 18.

787
00:42:16,548 --> 00:42:17,986
In two days.

788
00:42:19,324 --> 00:42:20,518
As much as it would cheer me up

789
00:42:20,542 --> 00:42:22,447
to commit a felony,
I think you should go.

790
00:42:27,415 --> 00:42:28,658
Okay.

791
00:42:35,618 --> 00:42:36,892
Just remember,

792
00:42:38,405 --> 00:42:41,236
there's at least one man in this
world who's dying to fuck you.

793
00:43:05,083 --> 00:43:06,283
- Hey.
- Hey.

794
00:43:06,308 --> 00:43:07,432
Are you working on something?

795
00:43:07,456 --> 00:43:10,345
'Cause I wanted to go swim,
but if it would bother you...

796
00:43:10,370 --> 00:43:11,931
No, no, no. No, no. No, you swim.

797
00:43:11,956 --> 00:43:15,392
I will just be here only
looking at my computer.

798
00:43:23,995 --> 00:43:27,853
So, I found out that you and I
have the same taste in movies.

799
00:43:27,878 --> 00:43:29,478
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

800
00:43:29,503 --> 00:43:31,642
Um, that poster, framed on the wall?

801
00:43:31,667 --> 00:43:33,126
Jenny From Yesterday?

802
00:43:33,550 --> 00:43:35,001
I love that movie.

803
00:43:35,412 --> 00:43:37,048
- You do?
- Yeah.

804
00:43:37,188 --> 00:43:38,908
I saw it four times.

805
00:43:38,933 --> 00:43:40,501
It made me cry.

806
00:43:41,170 --> 00:43:42,806
I guess you love it, too?

807
00:43:43,024 --> 00:43:45,603
Uh, well, yeah, I'm, I'm-I'm partial,

808
00:43:45,628 --> 00:43:47,282
but mostly just 'cause I wrote it.

809
00:43:49,104 --> 00:43:50,150
No!

810
00:43:50,388 --> 00:43:52,611
Yeah, yeah. I'm Eli Cohen.

811
00:43:52,636 --> 00:43:55,650
My name's right there in the credits.

812
00:43:56,013 --> 00:43:58,579
I never pay attention
to who writes the movie.

813
00:43:59,629 --> 00:44:01,329
You'll do well in Hollywood.

814
00:44:01,354 --> 00:44:03,587
God, this is crazy.
I can't believe this.

815
00:44:03,612 --> 00:44:06,103
I'm staying with the guy
who wrote my favorite movie.

816
00:44:06,128 --> 00:44:07,400
It's not your favorite movie.

817
00:44:07,425 --> 00:44:09,413
- It totally is.
- No...

818
00:44:09,438 --> 00:44:11,112
And I'm not the only
person who feels that way.

819
00:44:11,136 --> 00:44:14,279
There's, like, a ton of people
worship that movie.

820
00:44:15,530 --> 00:44:17,482
You must be so proud of yourself.

821
00:44:17,507 --> 00:44:19,302
Please, please stop. Okay?

822
00:44:19,327 --> 00:44:21,177
- You're embarrassing me.
- No.

823
00:44:21,668 --> 00:44:23,496
I think it's incredible.

824
00:44:23,836 --> 00:44:24,998
Get used to it.

825
00:44:25,023 --> 00:44:26,748
You're really, really special.

826
00:44:46,896 --> 00:44:47,966
Hey.

827
00:44:48,657 --> 00:44:49,779
Hey.

828
00:44:50,133 --> 00:44:52,490
I was in court today for
seven hours straight.

829
00:44:52,515 --> 00:44:54,107
It was a shit-show.

830
00:44:54,132 --> 00:44:55,132
Woof.

831
00:44:55,654 --> 00:44:56,987
Well, you know what?

832
00:44:57,012 --> 00:44:58,630
We'll have some wine
with dinner tonight.

833
00:44:58,881 --> 00:45:00,849
- You'll relax.
- Sounds wonderful.

834
00:45:01,731 --> 00:45:03,052
So I was thinking,

835
00:45:03,077 --> 00:45:05,943
if Jade needed to stay here

836
00:45:05,968 --> 00:45:07,537
a couple extra weeks,

837
00:45:07,793 --> 00:45:09,107
it's no problem.

838
00:45:09,550 --> 00:45:11,646
Honey, you would do that for me?

839
00:45:11,814 --> 00:45:15,005
Hey, you know me.
I'm all about being a nice guy.

840
00:45:20,686 --> 00:45:24,513
_

841
00:45:24,742 --> 00:45:26,896
It's a simple question, really.

842
00:45:27,172 --> 00:45:28,982
Why would a woman kill?

843
00:45:29,324 --> 00:45:31,107
And who would she murder?

844
00:45:31,132 --> 00:45:32,810
The man who did her wrong?

845
00:45:32,835 --> 00:45:34,279
The other woman?

846
00:45:34,304 --> 00:45:37,240
Perhaps a friend guilty of betrayal?

847
00:45:37,341 --> 00:45:40,459
To know the answer,
you must listen to the woman's story.

848
00:45:40,484 --> 00:45:42,396
Discover her secrets.

849
00:45:42,421 --> 00:45:45,615
Only then can you understand
the choices she made.

850
00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:46,951
You might condemn her.

851
00:45:46,976 --> 00:45:48,456
You might forgive her.

852
00:45:48,481 --> 00:45:51,474
You might think you'd have
done the exact same thing.

853
00:45:51,625 --> 00:45:53,505
But for the woman who kills,

854
00:45:53,787 --> 00:45:55,896
only one question really matters.

855
00:45:56,216 --> 00:45:58,107
Does she get away with it?

856
00:45:59,805 --> 00:46:04,805
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