Emily - in .Paris .S02E04.1080p.web .H264-CAKES - SRT

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Thanks for letting me
explain myself, Camille.
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What happened with Gabriel was stupid.
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It was a goodbye kiss that turned
into something that it shouldn't have.
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I'm sorry for hurting you and...
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What?
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I didn't say anything.
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You were clenching your jaw!
I heard it pop.
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Well, it's just the more you say,
the worse it sounds.
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- So I should say less?
- Or nothing at all.
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Uh, she put
an omelette pan in our toilet, Em.
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Which is why I have to talk to her.
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- I need to explain myself.
- And beg for forgiveness?
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Look, I think
most girls would forgive you,
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but a French girl, nuh-uh.
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You're right.
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Why don't you come
to the drag club tonight
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and drink away your guilt?
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- I wish I could, but I have French class.
- Oh.
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Yeah, I'm levelling up to French II.
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And I have to focus,
because I need more oral.
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I don't think that's your issue.
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You can consummate
in French, just not conjugate.
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More to the left?
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No, but I mean
if you could just align it with the shelf?
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You know what? Put it back
to where you had it. Sorry.
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Bonjour!
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Oh, good morning, Emily.
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Who puts their initials on a pan?
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That was a gift.
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And it's brought me nothing
but bad luck, so I'm returning it.
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I don't want it,
and I don't want anything from you, okay?
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- This is just such a huge mess.
- I know.
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And I'm sorry. I really am.
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- Have you seen Camille?
- No, have you?
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No. I'm staying out of her way.
I have a re-opening to focus on.
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Hmm, I wish I could hide from her too,
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but today she's coming in to Savoir
for a Champère meeting.
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I'm not hiding.
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Call it what you want.
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You'd better wash it this time.
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With soap and water.
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Mindy almost peed on it!
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Camille is here.
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Maybe it's better
if I do the presentation, no?
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- Oh. How does she seem?
- You know, she's...
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I heard all about
your dramatic dinner party.
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I'm so sorry I missed it.
The dinner and the show.
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I have
a new show at the gallery.
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It's very provocative.
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I should come by.
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Bonjour. Sorry, I'm late.
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Let me know.
There's some pieces I think you'd like.
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I'll do that. Thanks, Camille.
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Okay, let's get started.
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Traffic was terrible this morning.
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I had to ride my bike
along Rue Saint-Honoré and...
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I'll say it again. I don't care
how you get to work, Luc.
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It's like he owns a bike to talk about it.
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Ow!
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Oh, I'm sorry,
did that hit your face?
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Okay, right, well,
we've gotten great feedback
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from our focus group on Champère.
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I'm sorry. If it's okay with you,
I would be more comfortable
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conducting our business in French.
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There are nuances
about my family's company
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that cannot be discussed
in English, I'm afraid.
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By all means! I mean,
we're a French company, after all.
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Oui. Très bien.
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Well, uh, Champère...
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est très fantastique.
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Et très bien!
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As Emily was saying,
we were pleasantly surprised
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by feedback from the focus group...
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Feedback is excellent,
especially regarding packaging...
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Camille,
can we have lunch, or a drink?
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I'd really love to explain myself.
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Répétez, s'il vous plait?
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She said, "It doesn't matter
what language you're speaking,
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I don't believe a word
coming out of your mouth."
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Oh. That's not good.
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What would you suggest that I do?
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Learn French. For starters.
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No, no, no! Emily,
you're over here! Back with me again.
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Oh, I thought that I was moving up
to Madam LeFrak, Level 2.
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- Oh, no, your classmates are. You're not.
- I'm not?
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But why? I've never been held back.
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For anything.
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There's a first time for everything.
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Hi, everyone, welcome, new and old faces.
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Before you sit,
choose a partner to work with.
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Remember, this is
a French immersion course,
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so both of you must exclusively
speak French in and out of class.
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This is the only way you'll improve.
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Bonjour.
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I'm Emily.
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I'm from Chicago. Where are you from?
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Alfie. London.
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Bonjour.
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I'm Emily.
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I'm from Chicago. Where are you from?
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Bonjour.
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I'm Petra. I'm from Kyiv.
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- Oh, nice to meet you, Petra.
- Uh...
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Enchantée. S'il vous plait.
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Bien.
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See, Benoît, here she is.
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The most overqualified dame pipi
in all of Paris.
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Oh, stop! But keep going.
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Okay, you were incredible.
And we might have a job for you.
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Yes, I'll perform at your wedding.
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Or officiate it,
which pays more? I'll do both!
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Nothing like that.
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We are a band,
and actually, we need a singer.
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And we play at some pretty cool spots.
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Oh.
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Wow, that's so flattering, merci.
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I wish I could, but right now
I need to prioritize my finances.
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I owe my housemate
about 200 oat milk lattes.
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Is that all you're getting here?
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Yeah, but I can have
as many mints as I want.
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Come on.
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Talent like yours
is worth a lot more than that.
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Oh.
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I appreciate that, but the problem is,
my work visa isn't really working.
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Where are you from?
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Oh, well, I'm a citizen of the world,
but my passport's Chinese.
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My mother is Korean,
and my dad's from Shanghai.
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- I'm from Shanghai too!
- Ah, that's why you're so stylish!
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Look, you don't need
a work visa to sing with us.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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Okay, tell me more. Mint?
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Camille liked the idea
of a celebrity brand ambassador.
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What actress wants
to be sprayed with Champère?
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- A porn actress!
- Luc!
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Are you talking
about Champère?
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Oui. Camille gave us notes
on your forward-planning presentation.
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Why wasn't I cc'd on that email?
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There was no cc.
It was a call.
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- When?
- Does it even matter?
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I mean, Google Translate wouldn't
have kept up with the conversation.
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I'm trying to learn French as quickly
as possible, but until I'm fluent,
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can we please discuss
my accounts in English?
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If Camille wants to conduct
her business in French, we must abide.
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She's the client!
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- And we're a client service agency.
- But...
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Can't talk your way out of this.
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You don't have the vocabulaire.
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Maybe I need a private tutor
to help speed along my French.
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Why don't I take you
to a classic French film tonight?
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- Perfect for learning our language.
- I would love that!
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I'll check.
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- Uh, the poireau people are here.
- What?
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- I thought we cancelled!
- I tried, but they were very persistent.
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Poireau?
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Oh, um, I don't know that brand.
Are they leather goods?
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A poireau is a leek.
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Yes, and Savoir
doesn't market root vegetables.
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Can they even afford our fees?
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Well, the leek lobby
is very powerful in France.
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Okay, Emily,
after mishandling Pierre Cadault
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and compromising Champère
with your poor choices,
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the leek could be your chance
to redeem yourself. Courage.
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It shouldn't be called the humble leek.
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It's so much more than that.
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- Yes. Complex. Mysterious.
- Hmm.
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Versatile.
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Mmm.
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Sweet, but earthy.
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It's a beloved French staple
that deserves international recognition.
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Well, then let's give it a makeover.
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Lobsters were considered
the cockroaches of the sea
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until they were marketed as a delicacy.
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Precisely.
And, as an American, you're perfect.
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We'd love a rebrand that boosts
our market share in the States,
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and we think, with your help,
we could be the next Brussels sprouts.
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- I hate Brussels sprouts.
- So do I.
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Bitter little balls of cabbage
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that need to be roasted
in liters of olive oil to be edible.
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Hold the Brussels sprouts,
I'll have a potato leek soup.
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No potato.
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Why do people
always toss in a dirty old potato?
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Serge! Breathe.
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What do you think of the new color?
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What was it before?
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It was the same.
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I'm painting it back to what it was.
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So I guess I should call it the old color.
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Are you okay?
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Uh, I'm not sleeping very well.
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I'm having trouble
making decisions and, uh...
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Right now everybody around here
really needs me to make decisions.
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- Leek tart for dinner?
- What?
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Oh, they're for inspiration.
I'm planning on marketing them to the US.
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You know, leek is not
an American vegetable
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that hits you over the head
with flavor. It's subtle. Elusive.
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So misunderstood.
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What? Don't laugh at the leek!
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Okay, let me show you.
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I'm not sure
we should be spending time together.
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And, plus, you seem pretty busy.
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Please, I need a break
from not making any decisions.
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♪ Magnetic woman ♪
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♪ With golden lips and sun eyes ♪
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♪ Fine, fine, woman, woman, woman ♪
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Leeks have a transformational quality.
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You can't rush them.
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You have to coax the flavor out.
A good reminder is...
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Keep the heat low and take it slow.
Can you do that?
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I'm a very patient person.
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I see you running around
with your Starbucks, rushing all the time.
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Oh, wow.
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These are really amazing.
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I was watching the entire time,
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and I still don't understand
how you did that.
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Does this make sense to you?
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No.
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I think it's Cyrillic.
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Oh, it's Petra from French class.
I forgot we were getting coffee together.
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- Like I said...
- Sorry.
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So how was your meeting with Camille?
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Uh...
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Well, she refused to talk to me.
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And now she's icing me out
of her life and her account, so not well.
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So maybe just leave it alone then.
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I'm not a leek, Gabriel.
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I'm a girl from Chicago. Okay?
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I can't just magically transform
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into someone who can sleep
with a friend's boyfriend and not care.
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Okay. Sorry. I'm sorry.
I wish there was something I could do.
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There is.
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What?
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You could tell her that what happened
between us didn't mean anything.
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I'm not sure I can do that.
I'd be lying to her.
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Then lie.
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Ah! Uh...
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You smell.
I like pretty smell.
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Oh! Merci!
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It's De L'Heure.
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They my marketing client.
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Uh... I can smell for free.
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Free?
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I no pay.
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I love free! Um...
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We clothes shop now?
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I love to do shopping!
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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J'adore!
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Hmm? Yeah.
249
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Oh, yeah!
250
00:14:48,512 --> 00:14:49,638
Joli!
251
00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:56,186
Uh...
252
00:14:56,270 --> 00:15:00,149
That is beautiful hat for head.
253
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:03,944
Thanks. Chic jacket, yes?
254
00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:08,949
Oui. Uh, very. So chic. So jacket.
255
00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:13,037
Emily!
256
00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:16,498
Beautiful Baguette. Adore.
257
00:15:17,124 --> 00:15:18,542
Oh, oui.
258
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:22,755
Yes, baguette very beautiful.
But money big.
259
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:25,466
I love free, no?
260
00:15:25,549 --> 00:15:26,842
Yes, I love free!
261
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,469
- Oui.
- Oui.
262
00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:37,895
But wait! We didn't pay!
263
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,814
Run!
264
00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:48,322
Wait! Come back!
Come back, we can't steal this stuff.
265
00:15:48,405 --> 00:15:49,865
We have to go back!
266
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,116
Huh?
267
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:55,788
We bad. Take clothes back.
268
00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:06,840
I'm to store.
269
00:16:10,844 --> 00:16:13,263
Oh, no! Oh, no!
270
00:16:14,264 --> 00:16:17,184
Don't you know
what happens to Jean Valjean
271
00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:18,644
when he stole the baguette?
272
00:16:18,727 --> 00:16:21,397
Have you ever seen Les Mis?
273
00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:49,341
What are you doing here?
274
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:52,136
I've texted, called, been
to your apartment. I had to see you.
275
00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:54,805
- You've seen me. Now leave.
- Not until we talk.
276
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,523
So? Talk. I have art to sell.
277
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:07,276
I'm so sorry, Camille.
278
00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:11,613
But what happened
wasn't Emily's fault. It was mine.
279
00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:15,784
- Did you come here to defend her?
- No, I'm the one to blame here.
280
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,871
- It's not fair that she's being punished.
- Give Emily some credit.
281
00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:21,415
It's not like she tripped over
and landed on your dick.
282
00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:22,999
Look,
283
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:25,252
I love you.
284
00:17:26,086 --> 00:17:27,838
I love you. We all love each other...
285
00:17:27,921 --> 00:17:30,466
So a ménage à trois
is your solution to all our problems?
286
00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:32,843
- That's not what I'm saying.
- Then what are you saying?
287
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:41,477
I want you to know
that this is hurting me too.
288
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:42,895
And that I still love you.
289
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:45,981
I want us to all get along.
290
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:51,445
Your hopeless romantic act
was charming five years ago.
291
00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:54,531
It's time to grow up.
292
00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:23,602
Ah, what a beautiful cinema!
293
00:18:23,685 --> 00:18:27,314
Paris is filled with them.
It's the cinema capital of the world.
294
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:31,735
But Le Champo was
the director François Truffaut's favorite.
295
00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:33,070
I can see why.
296
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:38,784
There's no better place to learn French
and see one of his most famous films.
297
00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:40,702
Jules and Jim. Let's go.
298
00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:43,664
Oh, should we share a popcorn?
299
00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:45,456
Why not?
300
00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:47,041
Thank you.
301
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:08,313
Monsieur Jim,
302
00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:12,442
would you come help me
take my bags to the station tomorrow?
303
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:18,365
While Jim reads downstairs,
she took Jules into her room.
304
00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:30,127
You took me to a movie
about a ménage à trois? Really, Luc?
305
00:19:30,919 --> 00:19:32,045
You can relate, no?
306
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,427
I'm late. See you later.
307
00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:44,057
I love you, Jim.
308
00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:48,312
So many unbelievable things
we can't understand turn out to be true.
309
00:19:48,395 --> 00:19:50,189
What is happening?
310
00:19:51,398 --> 00:19:54,234
Catherine is reading a love letter to Jim.
311
00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:56,111
She's pregnant with his baby.
312
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:59,239
And she's begging
for him to take her back.
313
00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:01,783
Oh, I thought she was a ghost.
314
00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:12,044
Did we have to see them cremated
and their bones crushed to dust?
315
00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:17,674
Of course. It's beautiful.
Their love is eternal.
316
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:21,595
It killed them. It was a tragedy.
317
00:20:21,678 --> 00:20:23,889
Oui. A cautionary tale.
318
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:26,850
- Did you like it?
- I did.
319
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:30,312
But parts of it were so frustrating.
320
00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:33,649
If Catherine and Jim had only waited
for each other's letters to arrive
321
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:35,234
before sending another one,
322
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:38,904
there would have been less confusion
and they all could have ended up together.
323
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:47,454
Bad text? Aren't they all?
324
00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:50,916
So direct. Tone deaf.
325
00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:53,210
Letters are more personal.
326
00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:55,295
It's not easy to speak our feelings,
327
00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:58,840
but it's easier to write them
on paper and be understood.
328
00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:02,886
Let's have a drink.
329
00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:19,194
How are you going to write
an apology letter to Camille in French?
330
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,570
How hard can it be?
331
00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:22,531
Hold that thought.
332
00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:28,870
I've been meaning to tell you,
you've been using dog shampoo, sis.
333
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:30,580
What? Really?
334
00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:33,625
Well, I can't understand the label.
How was I meant to know?
335
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:35,544
Well, there's a dog on the bottle.
336
00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:38,213
There's a woman holding the dog.
She has shiny hair!
337
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,882
So does the dog!
338
00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:44,261
I'm really going to need
your help with that letter.
339
00:21:44,344 --> 00:21:47,431
I can't today, sorry.
I have my first gig with the band.
340
00:21:47,514 --> 00:21:48,598
Already?
341
00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:52,352
Crazy, right?
We rehearsed all day yesterday.
342
00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:56,857
They're a little pop, a little jazz,
and a lot of gay. I love them.
343
00:21:56,940 --> 00:22:00,319
Wow! From la dame pipi to scat queen.
344
00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:02,529
Let's not go with that.
345
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,992
I'm just glad
I'll finally be able to pay you back.
346
00:22:07,075 --> 00:22:08,994
Or at least buy you some human shampoo.
347
00:22:09,077 --> 00:22:10,412
Oh, get out of here!
348
00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:13,290
Bye, bitch.
Hey, good luck with that letter.
349
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:32,850
Julien?
350
00:22:33,810 --> 00:22:36,021
What's "I didn't know
he was your boyfriend
351
00:22:36,104 --> 00:22:37,522
when I kissed him" in French?
352
00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:40,067
Mmm-hmm. And what about
when you slept with him?
353
00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:42,819
Okay, just google it, Emily.
354
00:22:49,951 --> 00:22:53,413
Oh, uh, Sylvie, do you mind
if I ask you a language question?
355
00:22:53,497 --> 00:22:55,916
Well, if you must.
356
00:22:55,999 --> 00:23:00,170
Is, "I am sad
that I am naughty"
357
00:23:00,253 --> 00:23:01,671
grammatically correct?
358
00:23:01,755 --> 00:23:04,549
It's definitely in your voice.
359
00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:05,801
What's this for?
360
00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:10,055
Oh, just homework for French class.
We're practicing letter-writing.
361
00:23:10,138 --> 00:23:11,932
Oh, how provincial.
362
00:23:12,766 --> 00:23:15,352
Oh, that reminds me,
those onion-breath ploucs
363
00:23:15,435 --> 00:23:18,688
from the leek lobby
want to hear your idea today.
364
00:23:18,772 --> 00:23:20,190
Um, yeah, it's almost ready.
365
00:23:20,273 --> 00:23:21,358
Très bien.
366
00:23:21,942 --> 00:23:24,778
Oh, as impressive
as your French is getting,
367
00:23:24,861 --> 00:23:26,738
they value your Americanness.
368
00:23:26,822 --> 00:23:29,825
So I suggest you present in English.
369
00:23:30,951 --> 00:23:32,035
D'accord.
370
00:23:45,715 --> 00:23:48,009
Hey, Mindy! Over here!
371
00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:00,981
Is the gig here?
372
00:24:01,064 --> 00:24:03,358
Oui, gorgeous spot, huh?
373
00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:04,776
Beats the toilettes.
374
00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:07,028
Are we part of an outdoor music festival?
375
00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:09,698
Don't worry, the acoustics
are better than you'd expect.
376
00:24:09,781 --> 00:24:12,909
And we get
great reverberation off the fountain.
377
00:24:15,662 --> 00:24:16,705
Why did you...
378
00:24:18,790 --> 00:24:21,543
Wait, are we busking?
379
00:24:30,677 --> 00:24:32,637
I received this for you.
380
00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:33,805
Merci, Peter.
381
00:24:45,609 --> 00:24:47,110
Chère Camille.
382
00:24:47,194 --> 00:24:51,072
I'm very sorry you hurt.
383
00:24:52,073 --> 00:24:55,869
You welcome me to Paris,
384
00:24:56,536 --> 00:24:59,539
I'm happy for your friend.
385
00:25:00,373 --> 00:25:02,792
Do you believe I miss me?
386
00:25:03,835 --> 00:25:06,755
I like you most, daughter.
387
00:25:08,048 --> 00:25:12,802
I am sad that I am naughty.
388
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:16,932
I forgive your lost heart.
389
00:25:18,099 --> 00:25:20,727
I very need you
390
00:25:20,810 --> 00:25:26,066
to talk and hear, please.
391
00:25:27,025 --> 00:25:30,737
Love forever, Emily.
392
00:25:40,705 --> 00:25:44,668
And the tag line is "Le Leek c'est Chic!"
393
00:25:48,463 --> 00:25:51,299
Or what about, "Oh, La, La, Les Leeks"?
394
00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:55,011
Or, "Leek Your Nudes."
395
00:25:55,095 --> 00:25:58,974
The model is naked,
lower half covered in leeks,
396
00:25:59,057 --> 00:26:01,017
and for the upper half,
397
00:26:02,394 --> 00:26:03,603
she holds
398
00:26:05,188 --> 00:26:06,439
two potatoes.
399
00:26:06,523 --> 00:26:08,817
- No potatoes!
- No, potatoes...
400
00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:11,194
- Potatoes...
- It's not just the tag line.
401
00:26:11,278 --> 00:26:15,198
The whole thing
feels like a little cliché.
402
00:26:15,282 --> 00:26:16,825
Yeah, no, I agree.
403
00:26:16,908 --> 00:26:20,620
I mean, if you want to attract Americans,
why not just give them magic leek soup?
404
00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:23,039
- Oh.
- What's magic leek soup?
405
00:26:23,123 --> 00:26:25,083
Leeks are a diet food for French women.
406
00:26:25,875 --> 00:26:30,088
We boil them and drink the water.
It's our magic trick. Our little secret.
407
00:26:30,171 --> 00:26:31,715
Why didn't you tell me that earlier?
408
00:26:31,798 --> 00:26:33,800
Then it wouldn't be a secret, would it?
409
00:26:33,883 --> 00:26:36,219
I don't think that
there's a magic way to lose weight.
410
00:26:36,303 --> 00:26:38,972
That sounds like something
Gwyneth would push on Goop.
411
00:26:39,055 --> 00:26:41,641
Oh! You can get us on Goop?
412
00:26:41,725 --> 00:26:43,476
Oh, let's do that. Please!
413
00:26:43,727 --> 00:26:46,396
- What's Goop?
- The thing with the American actress...
414
00:26:46,479 --> 00:26:47,897
Have you heard of this?
415
00:26:47,981 --> 00:26:50,317
Of course. It's a common drink
that helps shed kilos.
416
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:53,069
What? That sounds so bad for you.
417
00:26:53,153 --> 00:26:54,821
Yes, but it's perfect for America.
418
00:26:54,904 --> 00:26:58,533
I just don't think that
we should be promoting weight loss cures.
419
00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:00,285
Fad diets are really dangerous.
420
00:27:00,368 --> 00:27:03,663
And America
is more about health and wellness now.
421
00:27:03,747 --> 00:27:05,957
Americans love
anything about weight loss.
422
00:27:06,041 --> 00:27:08,293
Any gimmick!
423
00:27:08,376 --> 00:27:10,920
They want fast and easy!
424
00:27:11,004 --> 00:27:12,714
Can we get a Kardashian?
425
00:27:12,797 --> 00:27:16,760
Come on. Surely you agree,
Americans love a shortcut.
426
00:27:16,843 --> 00:27:19,179
A drive-thru. A quick fix.
427
00:27:19,804 --> 00:27:22,015
Well, yeah. Sure we do.
428
00:27:22,098 --> 00:27:24,934
Then soup's not gonna work.
It takes too long to cook.
429
00:27:25,018 --> 00:27:27,520
We'd need something that's ready to go.
430
00:27:27,604 --> 00:27:30,565
That's bottled, like,
I don't know, cold-pressed juice.
431
00:27:31,399 --> 00:27:32,901
Cold-pressed leek juice!
432
00:27:32,984 --> 00:27:34,402
Leek you can drink.
433
00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:37,906
Choose the magic soup from Goop!
434
00:27:40,158 --> 00:27:41,284
Voilà.
435
00:28:06,976 --> 00:28:11,481
- Merci. Merci. Thank you. Thank you.
- Merci.
436
00:28:11,606 --> 00:28:15,151
- Merci beaucoup. Merci, monsieur.
- Ah, merci.
437
00:28:15,235 --> 00:28:17,570
You were right, Benoît.
This is good money.
438
00:28:17,654 --> 00:28:19,614
Told you.
439
00:28:31,418 --> 00:28:34,379
Can they do that? Isn't this our spot?
440
00:28:34,462 --> 00:28:35,505
We don't own it.
441
00:28:36,589 --> 00:28:39,968
- Guys, let's not lose our audience, okay?
- Yeah.
442
00:28:44,347 --> 00:28:47,350
♪ When I was young ♪
443
00:28:47,434 --> 00:28:50,895
♪ I never needed anyone ♪
444
00:28:53,106 --> 00:28:58,278
♪ And making love was just for fun ♪
445
00:28:58,361 --> 00:29:01,448
♪ Those days are gone ♪
446
00:29:04,159 --> 00:29:07,370
♪ Living alone ♪
447
00:29:07,454 --> 00:29:12,333
♪ I think of all the friends I've known ♪
448
00:29:13,042 --> 00:29:17,130
♪ When I dial the telephone ♪
449
00:29:17,839 --> 00:29:21,301
♪ Nobody's home ♪
450
00:29:21,384 --> 00:29:23,636
- What's he doing?
- Ignore him, Mindy.
451
00:29:24,471 --> 00:29:25,847
Here's your cue. Come on.
452
00:29:28,141 --> 00:29:33,521
♪ All by myself ♪
453
00:29:34,314 --> 00:29:35,940
♪ Don't want to be ♪
454
00:29:36,024 --> 00:29:40,445
455
00:29:40,528 --> 00:29:42,906
♪ Anymore ♪
456
00:29:43,990 --> 00:29:44,991
Am I off key?
457
00:29:45,074 --> 00:29:48,203
No. You sound amazing.
Don't let him get to you.
458
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:52,624
Mimes are an occupational hazard.
They always steal our tips.
459
00:29:52,707 --> 00:29:53,708
Uh!
460
00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:54,793
Not today!
461
00:29:57,378 --> 00:29:59,297
♪ Don't want to be ♪
462
00:29:59,380 --> 00:30:03,718
463
00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:07,597
♪ Anymore! ♪
464
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:09,390
Whoo!
465
00:30:12,894 --> 00:30:14,604
♪ Don't want to live ♪
466
00:30:14,687 --> 00:30:19,609
467
00:30:19,692 --> 00:30:22,195
468
00:30:22,278 --> 00:30:27,909
469
00:30:28,409 --> 00:30:30,370
♪ Don't want to live ♪
470
00:30:30,453 --> 00:30:34,916
471
00:30:34,999 --> 00:30:38,753
472
00:30:53,893 --> 00:30:56,145
- Emily Cooper?
- How dare you.
473
00:31:00,608 --> 00:31:01,860
Ooh, is it for me?
474
00:31:01,943 --> 00:31:04,404
Oui. A client, Camille.
475
00:31:05,947 --> 00:31:06,947
Oh, it's in French.
476
00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:08,908
Allow me to translate.
477
00:31:09,993 --> 00:31:11,035
"Emily..."
478
00:31:12,245 --> 00:31:14,622
I don't understand
why you did what you did,
479
00:31:16,624 --> 00:31:19,711
just like I don't understand
a fucking word in your letter.
480
00:31:19,794 --> 00:31:23,673
Leave me alone, you illiterate sociopath.
481
00:31:24,757 --> 00:31:25,967
"...Camille."
482
00:31:28,553 --> 00:31:30,513
Oops, oops, oops.
483
00:31:31,306 --> 00:31:32,390
Sorry, Emily.
484
00:31:33,224 --> 00:31:35,143
Unlike magic leek soup,
485
00:31:35,226 --> 00:31:38,605
there's no "quick fix"
for betraying a friend.
486
00:32:14,182 --> 00:32:15,808
Bonjour again.
487
00:32:17,393 --> 00:32:18,978
I knew you'd be back.

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