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I had no idea, when I got into
that car to go to New York,

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that I was going
to be quitting.

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I got on the ramp, and I
was, like, "Two hours.

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"Two hours to go. Feeling good.
Crank some tunes.

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"Should've peed
before I left."

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Michael,
get to the good part.

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Okay, so,
get up to the building.

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Revolving door, broken.

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So I have to take
the normal door.

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Oh, my God.
At least he's in the building.

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No! No.

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I was so nervous,
it was the wrong building.

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I had walked into
the wrong building.

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He finally has a story
we really wanna hear.

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And he knows it.

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Okay, focus, focus.

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You're in the right building,
you're with the right people,

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what happened?

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I looked at Wallace
and I said,

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"I quit."

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And as I turned to leave,
I looked back,

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and I said, "You have no
idea how high I can fly."

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You didn't tell him
how sick of him you were?

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Why would I do that?

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Well, wouldn't it feel good to tell
him that he's incompetent or...
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That he's wasted 15
years of your life?

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Maybe spit in his face?

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You guys have thought about
this a lot more than I have.

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I just winged it.

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I love a good
quitting story.

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It makes me feel like I have
control over my own life.

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Gives me hope.

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Maybe I'll have
one of my own someday.

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But I dream.

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So...

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About a week ago, Michael
gave his two-weeks' notice.

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And surprisingly, there
is a very big difference

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between Michael trying
and Michael not trying.
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Michael, is that Scotch?

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Scotch and Splenda.

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Tastes like Splenda,
gets drunk like Scotch.

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Clinky. Clinky-clink. Come on.

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Come on. Come on.

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What am I gonna do?

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I'll tell you
what I'm gonna do.

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I'm gonna do a little bit of
this and a little bit of that.

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I'm gonna stay up all day.

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I'm gonna
sleep up all night.

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I'm gonna give it a...

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Ho! Hey Ho!

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And I'm gonna stop
worrying about calories.

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Maybe you should go into
your office, close the door

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and make some
calls about jobs.

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I have a job.

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For four more days.

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Do you have any
leads on a job?

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Pam, what you don't
understand, at my level,

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you don't just look in
the want ads for a job.

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You're headhunted.

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Have you called
any headhunters?

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Any good headhunter knows
that I'm available.

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Any really good headhunter will
storm your village at sunset

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with overwhelming force and cut off
your head with a ceremonial knife.

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Right, 'cause that's
what we're talking about.

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I need you to go over
these client lists

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and indicate any
wrong or false data.

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Your "I need you
to" is my command.

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Okay.

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Hey, Michael.
Hey.

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Can I talk to you
for a minute?

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You can talk to me for
as long as you want,

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because I have all the
time in the world.

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Oh, God.

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Phyllis.

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I just wanted to
tell you that...

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What's that?
Oh! Hey!
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What is this about?

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You know, 'cause you're
leaving and everything.

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It's a farewell...

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Right.

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So I hope I get to work
with you someday again.

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Me, too. Me, too.

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Is this wine?
Busted. Yes.

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I already have wine.

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Hello.
Hi.

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Isaac Sylvie here
for the interview.

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Yes, please have a seat.
It'll be a few minutes.

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Thank you.

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Are you interviewing, too?

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Um. Hmm?

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Interviewing?

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For?

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Regional manager.

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Yes, I am.

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For regional manager, I've decided
to go with an outside hire.

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For obvious reasons.

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Where you from?
Philly.

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That's a drive.

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Yeah, well, this is one of the
few places that's hiring.

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It's brutal out there.

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Pam?

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When will the new
copier be ready?

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I'm working on it, Kev.
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You said it would
be ready by today.

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And it is today.

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It'll be ready soon.

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Soon could mean anything.

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Soon could be three weeks.

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Is that what
soon means to you?

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Sometimes.

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Then come back soon.

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During the course of business a
copier goes through something called

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normal wear and tear.

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I think it's 75 cents.

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That's a lot.

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Bandit, no! No, no, no!

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Yesterday,
they delivered the new one.
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But they didn't set it up.

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So my day just got
a little more interesting.

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It's monster.com. Singular.

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Thank you.

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You work in paper long enough,
you get to know the players.

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Hi,
you've reached Prince Paper.

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We are sad to inform you that after
40 years of serving the community,

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we are no longer in business.

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Thank you for your support
and may God bless you.

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Bye!

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What am I gonna do?

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Yep? Do you want me
to come into your office?

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Okay.
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All right.

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Close your eyes.
I'd prefer not to.

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Just close your eyes.

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I'm going to start
my own paper company.

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You're starting your own
paper company. Yeah!

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Why?
Can you believe...

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'Cause I know paper. I know everything
there is to know about paper.

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Do you that the
industry's in decline?

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Yeah. Oh, God, I practically
invented decline.

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Right.

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I know paper,
I know how to manage.

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I have a name.
Close your eyes.

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No, I did that before.
It added nothing.

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Close them.
Okay.

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All right.
Michael Scott Paper Company.

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You want in? Do you want
to be a part of this?

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I am not going to do this.

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Obviously.

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And you are not
going to, either.

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Agreed. Except...

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Here's the thing.

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What I wish for you is that
you land a job at a company

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that A, exists,
and B, has a salary,

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because they're set up
to do that kind of thing.

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What's up, Chuck?

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Jim, what are you doing?

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Nothing. Just talking.

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Okay. Michael handed in
his two-week notice.

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Did you also hand in your two-week...
I didn't.

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No? Okay.

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After you.
No, I'm staying.

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Okay.

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Do you want me to translate the
German instructions for you?

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No, I'm sure they're pretty much the
same as the English instructions.

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Typical American arrogance
that got us involved

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in a war we never
should have been in.

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That's a really...
World War ll.

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Well, fine, did the German instructions
say what this is supposed to do?
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Let me see here.

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That is either
an incense dispenser

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or a ceremonial

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sarcophagus.
Hmm.

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My German is preindustrial
and mostly religious.

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Pam, listen.

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This order form, instead of
saying Dunder Mifflin at the top,

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is there any way I could get
it to say something else?

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Like Michael Scott
Paper Company?

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You...

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Somebody's been talking in bed.
Pillow talk.

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Yeah. Listen, Michael.

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Have you really
thought this through?

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'Cause it's
a pretty big risk.

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This is a dream

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that I have had since lunch and
I am not giving up on it now.

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Yeah. You could give
it up, though, right?

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And almost no one would know.

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Before you got here, I'm the one
who landed all of these clients.

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Half of them. At least.

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I can do it again.
I know the market.

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I know the price points.

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I'm on it. Don't worry.

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So, how do I do that?

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Well,

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you can scan it, and then
you can upload the image,
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and then you can
copy a new image...

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Could I take a piece of paper

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and just tape it
with transparent tape?

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Yeah. Good.

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Thank you very much.

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So that is why I have to
leave at 5:00 on Tuesdays.

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It's to pick up my little
sisters from school.

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We're really tight.
We're like the Kardashians.

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You know, you can run
this stuff by Toby.

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Yeah, I don't like talking...

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Come in.
I'm sorry.

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I didn't realize
you were with anyone.

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But I just wanted to bring you the
brochure on that accounting seminar

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that I was telling
you about earlier.

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Okay, we're in the middle
of something, Angela, so...

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Actually, you know,
it was so much fun last year.

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There was a sundae bar.

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I mean,
I didn't have any.

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You know,
to stay trim.

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Did Michael just let
anybody in his office?

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Yes. He loved to
facilitate communication.

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He loved it. He invited
us in all the time.

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He was, like, "Come in."
Yeah.

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I am aware of the effect
I have on women.

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So you should be heading
back to your desk.

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Okay. Bye, Charles.

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Well, you'll let me know.
Goodbye.

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She's such
a special person.

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She's turning 50 this year.

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I'm starting
my own paper company.

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No way!
Yeah.

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In this climate?

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In all climates.

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It's going to be worldwide.

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And I'm looking for some
talented salesmen to join me.

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That's where you come in.

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Well, it's a very intriguing
concept, isn't it?

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Michael is starting
his own paper company.

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What do you think
about that?

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Your own paper company?

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Can you believe it?
Well, we'll see.

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We'll see.
Wow.

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It's just a... It's a nugget
of an idea right now.

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Right.

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Potential.
Lots of potential. Yes.

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What a courageous venture.

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It's very courageous
and very exciting.

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Location is hard for me
with the farm...

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That's what
I was thinking.

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...and the responsibilities, so...
That's what I was thinking.
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With the farm. You getting to wherever...
It's so crucial...

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...I'm gonna put my thing.

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Okay.
So, think about it.

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Yeah.
Let's put a pin in it for now.

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You know, I would love
to put a pin in that.

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Everyone, can I have
your attention?

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This is the moment you've
all been waiting for.

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Right?

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Little Miss Thing
wants attention.

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Thanks, Meredith.

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Oh!

256
00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:00,302
So...

257
00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:03,263
G-44.
258
00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:08,477
It's not ready, Kevin!

259
00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:11,355
I am at a crucial point where
I have sunk four hours

260
00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:13,065
into that copier.

261
00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:16,527
And I am not gonna let it beat me
like that wireless router did.

262
00:12:25,036 --> 00:12:26,912
You put a note in my food?
I made it sterile.

263
00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:28,414
Just saying sterile
doesn't make it so.

264
00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:32,209
I am offering you the opportunity
of a lifetime, Oscar,

265
00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:33,877
to come work for me.

266
00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:35,754
Do you have
a business plan?

267
00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:38,173
A funding request, market
research, financials...

268
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:39,258
No, no, no!

269
00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:40,342
You need those things...

270
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:41,969
Most new businesses,
271
00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:44,721
they don't make a profit
till at least two years.

272
00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:47,433
And then your margins
will be razor-thin.

273
00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:48,684
Best-case scenario,

274
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,936
you don't cut yourself a salary
for at least five years.

275
00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:52,771
Can you go five years
without a salary, Michael?

276
00:12:52,856 --> 00:12:54,189
Okay.
Five years?

277
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,315
You already have the job.

278
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:56,692
You don't have
to convince me.

279
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,485
It's just not prudent,
Michael.

280
00:12:58,570 --> 00:12:59,570
Stanley.

281
00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:00,863
Can't you see
I'm urinating?

282
00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:03,532
Listen. Listen, Stanley, you
don't need to answer me now.

283
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:04,616
No.

284
00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:05,993
Just... I want you
to think about it.

285
00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:07,369
I am starting
my own company.

286
00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:08,454
No.

287
00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:10,122
Okay, you're not
letting me finish.

288
00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:11,665
And you just lost out
on a million dollars.

289
00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:13,750
No, I didn't.

290
00:13:13,835 --> 00:13:15,335
You know what?

291
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,463
I had a great time at prom.

292
00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:20,841
And no one said yes
to that, either.

293
00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:23,010
How's it working?

294
00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:25,721
Let's see.

295
00:13:26,181 --> 00:13:27,806
Yeah, it's fine.

296
00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:29,266
Good.
297
00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:32,019
I did it. I learned everything
about this machine.

298
00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:35,105
I know all the buttons.
Even the inside ones.

299
00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:39,359
I know all the error messages.
I could do a bound book

300
00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:42,196
in plastic
with offset colors,

301
00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:44,907
which feels...

302
00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:55,000
Hey, Hank.

303
00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:56,168
You ready?
Yeah.

304
00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:57,252
Okay.

305
00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:00,214
Michael?

306
00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:01,715
I can't pretend
I haven't seen that.

307
00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:05,093
So I'm gonna ask you
to stand up, walk out

308
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:06,637
and you can't
take anything.

309
00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:07,679
Okay.

310
00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:08,847
I have immunity.
It's my two weeks.

311
00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:09,932
Not if you're starting

312
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:11,975
a competing paper
company, Michael.

313
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:13,769
Hank.

314
00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:15,896
Okay, Michael.
Hank?

315
00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:18,649
You really think Hank is
going to be loyal to you?

316
00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:21,777
Hank, please escort Charles
from the building.

317
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:26,949
Come on, man, let's go.

318
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:31,787
I always thought
Michael got a bad rap.

319
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,456
He's a good guy.
And he's super funny.

320
00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:38,919
Yeah, maybe I should
tell him before he goes.

321
00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:42,506
He's all the way over there.

322
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:49,263
Well, here we are.
I would just like to...

323
00:14:49,347 --> 00:14:50,889
No. No, no, no.

324
00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:52,724
You're done, Michael.

325
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:03,151
All right then, everybody,
I'm out of here!

326
00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:07,072
What is he doing?

327
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:09,157
It looks like
he's saying something.

328
00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:12,286
I think he's singing.

329
00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:14,788
I can't believe this
is really happening.

330
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,375
And I feel free!

331
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:25,757
And just like that, as
mysteriously as he arrived,

332
00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:27,676
he was gone.

333
00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:41,815
The whole office
feels darker.

334
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:43,775
You know?

335
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:47,821
It's just a sad, dark day.

336
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:49,656
Andy, he's gone.

337
00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:50,907
I know.

338
00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:53,201
You don't have to
kiss his ass anymore.

339
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,288
Michael's like
a movie on a plane.

340
00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:59,166
You know, it's not great,
but it's something to watch.

341
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:00,834
And then when it's over,
you're, like,

342
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:02,919
how much time is left
on this flight?

343
00:16:03,004 --> 00:16:04,671
You know. Now what?

344
00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:14,097
Michael?

345
00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:17,017
Don't look down.
Look straight up.

346
00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:26,777
Come on. Please.

347
00:16:26,861 --> 00:16:28,362
These are for employees only.

348
00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:29,696
Angela, Kevin,
help me out.

349
00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:31,865
I just need a few things,
and then I'll be gone.

350
00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:33,992
Michael, why is it that
you asked everyone

351
00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:37,162
except me, Angela,
Creed and Meredith?

352
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:39,581
I was going to.
I wanted to.

353
00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:41,333
But I had to
start somewhere.

354
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:42,709
And you didn't want
to start with us?

355
00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:43,835
No.

356
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:46,672
Of course not.
But now I want everybody.

357
00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:49,132
Jim.

358
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,219
Buddy.

359
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:55,430
Buddy. Jimbo.

360
00:16:58,393 --> 00:16:59,976
Did you have time to
think about my offer?

361
00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:01,520
I did have a chance
to think about it,

362
00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:02,813
but then I thought
about something else.

363
00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:04,064
So, which way
are you leaning?

364
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:07,109
Well, it is tempting, but I am
100% leaning towards passing.

365
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:08,193
That's...

366
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:09,945
Did anyone see
the client list

367
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,030
that Michael was supposed
to be working on?

368
00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:13,156
No.

369
00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:14,783
Okay, let me know
if you find it.

370
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:17,744
Okay.

371
00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:25,544
Okay.

372
00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:27,671
Okay,
we don't have much time.

373
00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:29,297
Just act normal.
374
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:31,216
Don't look at me.
People, stop.

375
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,218
Don't look down. Don't look down.
He's gonna see me.

376
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:35,595
Not all the way up. Keep
them at a normal height.

377
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:38,306
Okay? This is not Michael
Scott talking right now.

378
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,892
This is your future. Hello.

379
00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:42,853
I am your future.

380
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,564
You are older and
you are very happy now,

381
00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:48,775
because you went with
Michael Scott, right?

382
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:51,695
So, everybody,
come on down.

383
00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:55,365
And let's just crawl out of
here together, all right?

384
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:59,953
Come on! Are you doing
your best here?

385
00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:03,165
Are you being the best
that you can be?

386
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:06,001
All right, everybody
who's gonna go with me,

387
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,794
I want you
to stomp your foot.

388
00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:12,549
Okay.

389
00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:14,885
All right. Come on.

390
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:17,429
Come on.

391
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:20,265
You're coming with me.
Come on, Phyllis.

392
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,020
Here we go.

393
00:18:26,189 --> 00:18:27,355
Here we go.

394
00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:29,858
Michael, get up.
Oh, God, okay.

395
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,276
All right, all right.
Time to go.

396
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,153
Time to go. Jim, let's go.
Come on.

397
00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:34,446
Come on!
Michael!

398
00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:35,489
What are you doing?

399
00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:36,948
I think maybe Hank
should be here.

400
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:39,576
Hank? You know,
I don't need Hank.

401
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,620
You're gonna mess with me?
Is that what you're gonna do?

402
00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:44,414
I'll tell you something, Charles.
I don't even care,

403
00:18:44,499 --> 00:18:46,166
because I've got
nothing to lose.

404
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:48,126
Okay.
Oh, my God. No, God! No!

405
00:18:48,211 --> 00:18:50,629
No. All right.
It's not worth it.

406
00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:04,309
Oh, no.
What?

407
00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:06,812
I'm going with him.

408
00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:08,063
What? Pam.

409
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,481
I'm going!

410
00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:12,526
Pam, you can't be serious.

411
00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:14,820
Michael, wait!
412
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,114
I'm coming with you.

413
00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:21,326
You are?

414
00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:23,119
Yeah.

415
00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:28,500
Okay. It's gonna be great.

416
00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:32,587
Great. Except I don't want to
be a receptionist anymore.

417
00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:35,131
Right.

418
00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:37,092
Executive assistant.

419
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,260
Salesman.

420
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:41,513
All right. Okay.

421
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,598
Deal.
Deal.

422
00:19:43,975 --> 00:19:45,475
Okay, well, Jim?

423
00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:46,560
Still no.

424
00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:48,061
Okay.
Yeah.

425
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:49,771
Well, let's go.
426
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:51,898
All my stuff is
still upstairs.

427
00:19:52,066 --> 00:19:53,400
Are people watching?

428
00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:54,693
Probably.

429
00:19:56,779 --> 00:19:58,697
Michael, it's not how you leave an office.
It's how you...

430
00:19:58,781 --> 00:20:00,156
Jim, Jim, Jim.

431
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:02,200
We're having
a company meeting here.

432
00:20:04,078 --> 00:20:05,495
I will bring all your stuff home.
Okay.

433
00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:06,955
All right.
I'll see you later.

434
00:20:06,998 --> 00:20:08,790
Bye.
See you later.

435
00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:29,102
So, we had
a personnel change today.

436
00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:30,812
Shouldn't affect
our day-to-day,

437
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:34,816
but until we get a new receptionist,
I want Kevin on the phones.

438
00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:36,818
Phones?

439
00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:39,321
Also, there's been
way too much wasting time.

440
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:40,572
So, Stanley?
Yes?

441
00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:42,198
Yeah, I want you
on top of that.

442
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:44,701
Okay, I want you to be
my productivity czar.

443
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:46,161
Okay? Good.

444
00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:49,080
Okay, that's it on my list.

445
00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:52,083
So, no excuses, guys.
Let's get going, okay?