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पगली यार िदखाएगी तो यार पाएगी

एट्टीटु ड िदखाएगी तो थ पड खाएगी..

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Naa jane kaun sa virus hai teri yaado me,

Tujhko sochta hu to hang sa ho jata hu…

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वो इ क़ मे यारो कमाल कर बैठी िलख कर,

“I love you” send to all कर बैठी!!!

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Aaj ke yug me sirf wahi log sharif hai,

Jinke mobile me password nahi hai !!!

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यहां खु दा है , वहां खु दा है ,

आस पास खु दा ही खु दा है ,

और जहां खु दा नहीं है ,

वहां कल खु देगा । – नगरपािलका

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िजंदगी म िसफ ‘पाना’ ही सबकुछ नहीं होता,

उसके साथ नट-बो ट भी चािहए । – िम ी

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Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne Ke Baad,

Ab Kisi Ko Dekhna Nahi Tumhe Dekhne Ke Baad,

Duniya Chhod Denge Tumhe Pane Ke Baad,

Khuda Maaf Kare Itna Jhooth Bolne Ke Baad!

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लड़िकयो को HOT बोल बोल ke बे मतलब सूय दे वता से पंगा ले िलया,

अब वो पूछ रहे है िक अब बता HOT कौन ???

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Bindas muskurao kya gam hai,

Zindgi me tension kisko kam hai,

Yaad karne wale to bahut hai aapko,

Dil se ‘TANG’ karne wale to sirf HUM hai.

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कौन ‘कमब त’ कहता है , लड़के सोचते कम ह . .

लड़की एक बार मु करा कर तो दे खे,

शे रवानी के रं ग से ले कर ब चों तक के नाम सोच ले ते ह।

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funny shayari in hindi

Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun,

Unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho jana..

Ab kon samjhaye in ladkiyo ko

Mumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angur ho jana

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Tumhari lovely aankho ne,

Hame aise attract kiya,

Ke sabko neglect karke,

Tumhe hi select kiya.

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Jis Hospital ke Hum Doctor hain,

Humari Patni Waha ki Nurse hain,

Kya ajeeb julm sahna padta hain

Apni hi Biwi ko Sister kehna padta h…..

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Zindagi lambi hai dost banate raho,

Dil mile na mile haath milate raho,

Taj Mahal banaana toh bahut costly hoga,

Par har gali mai ek Mumtaz banate raho

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Jailer – Suna hai tum Shayar ho Kuch sunao yaar . . . .

Qaidi – “Gum-E-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati humari,

Jis din jamanat huyi zindagi khatam tumhari”

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Arz kiya hai…

LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhate hain,

LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhate hain,

Logon ki biwiyon ke paas ghanton baith kr..

Husband ke marne ke fayde batate hain.

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Ek dukhi girlfriend ne,

Apne boyfrnd ke liye Shayari likhi..

Phoolo ka raja, Baharo ka shahzada..

Phoolo ka raja baharo ka shahzada ..

Dil todh kar chala gaya..

KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA

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Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,

Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,

Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua,

Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch,

aur chaar taang paoge.

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Chhod diye wo kam jinke galat the anjam,

Ab kuchh din nek kamo me bitayenge,

Aur college pass karne ke baad hi,

Koi nayi ladki ptayenge.

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Dil ka dard dil todne wala kya jaane,

Pyar ke rivazon ko ye zamaana kya jaane,

Kitni takleef hoti hai ladki patane mein,

Yeh ghar baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.

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funny shayari in hindi

Humne unki tasveer apne man,

mandir me saja li,

Unki yaade aapne dil mein basa li,

Lekin jub unhone hume koi tawazzo na di,

To humne bhi unki chhoti behen phasa li.

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Wo kehti apne bhai se,

Mere aashiq ko yu naa maaro..!!

Badaaa jiddi hai ye saala,

Pehle kutte ki tarah ghaseeto..!!

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Aapki yaad mein humne nai kalam uthai,

Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banai,

Socha tha ki usko sambhaal kar rakhenge,

Magar wo to bachchon ko darane ke kaam aayee.

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Sitaro me aap,

Hawao me aap,

Fizao me aap,

Baharo me aap,

Dhop me aap,

Chaaon me aap,

Sach hi suna hai ki,

buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota.

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Har taraf padhai ka saya hai,

Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai,

Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne,

Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai.

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Tumhari yaad dil se jaane nahi denge,

Tumhare jaisa dost khone bhi nahi denge,

Roz sharafat se sms kiya karo warna,

Ek kaan k neeche denge or rone bhi nahi denge.

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Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,

ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,

Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,

kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!

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Krishna ke kadmon pe kadam badhate chalo,

Ab murli nahi to siti hi bajate chalo,

Radha to ghar wale dilayenge hi magar,

Tab tak gopiyon ko hi patate chalo.

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Apni raah khud chuno,

Dil jo kahe vahi karo,

Apne peechche walon ko aage mat jane do,

Aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo,

Tabhi ek achche rikshaw waale ban paaoge.

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funny shayari in hindi

Muskurana to har ladki ki adaa hai,

Muskurana to har ladki ki adaa hai,

Use jo mohabbat samjhe,

Woh sabse bada gadha hai.

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