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A CTOSE
SHAVE!
A married man was
visiting his "girlfriend"
when she requestedthat
he shavehis beard. "Oh
John, I like your bearc.,
but I would really love
to seeyour handsome
face."fohn replied, "My
wife loves this beard. I
couldn't possibly do it.
Shewould kill me!" "Oh
please?"the girlfriend
asked again, in a sexy
little voice. "Really, I
can't" he replied. "My
wife loves this beard!"
The girlfriend asked
once more, he sighed
and finally gave in. That
night, John crawled into
bed next to his wife
while she was sleeping.
The wife was awakened,
turned toward him, felt
his face and said, "Oh
Michael,you shouldn't be
here.My husbandwill be
home soon!"
ADI, BY EMAIT
THESPAGTIETTIhad the opportunity
INCIDENT to go to a party alone.
A doctor was having an
affair with his nurse.
Shortly afterward,
she told him she was
pregnant. Not wanting
his wife to know, he
gave the nurse a sum of
money and askedher
to go to Italy and have
the baby there. "But
how will I let you know
the baby is born?" she
asked.He replied, "fust
send me a postcardand
write 'spaghetti'on the
back. I'll take care of the
expenses."Not knowing
what elseto do, the nurse
took the money and
flew to ltaly. Six months
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II
went by until one day
the doctor'swife called
him at the office. "Dear,
you receiveda very
strangepostcardin the
mail today from Europe,
and I don't understand
what it means."The
doctor said, "Justwait
until I get home and I
will explain it to you."
Later that evening, the
doctor camehome, read
the postcard,fell to the
floor with a heart attack.
Paramedicsrushed him
to the ER.The lead medic
stayedback to comfort
the wife. He askedwhat
trauma had precipitated
DECEMBER
the cardiacarrest.So the
wife picked up the card
and read, "'Spaghetti,
spaghetti,spaghetti,
spaghetti-two with
sausageand meatballs,
two without."'
69WASAGAS
A womantook an inexperiencedmanhomeone
WARREN,BY EMAIT
"Whatthe hell wasthat?!"he asked."Oops!I'm
night.Whenthey got to her apartment,shesug sorry!Let'stry again,"$e said.Onthe second
gestedthat theytry a 69."What do you mean?"
vuHo's
YouR he asked.Not knowingquitehow to explainshe
attemptthe very samethinghappened. He
immediatelygot up and startedgettingdressed.
DADDYNOW? said,'You put your headbetweenmy legsand "Whereareyou goin*" sheasked.the man
A high school girl finally
I'll put my headbetweenyour legs."Still unsure replied,"lf you think I'm stickingaroundfor GZ
but willing, he agreed.As soonashe gothis head moreof those,you're ctaryl"
betweenher legs,shelet out a rip-roaringfart. BITOY,BYEMAtt
Since she was very
good{ooking, she was a
bit nervousabout what
to do if boys hit on her thinghappened again, our baby be called?!" now that Grandpawent hopingto fix theproblem.
Her mom said, "lt is very a boystartedto kissher she askedagain.After he to heaven?"Grandma Thelittle boyheard
easy!Whenevera boy neik, hershoulders. She was done,he peeledoff replied: "Honey,my TV thedoorbellring,sohe
starts hitting on you, ask stopped him andasked his condom,tied it in a is my boyfriend.I can hurriedto openthedoor,
him'What will be the him, "Whatwill be the knot and said, "lf he gets sit in my bedroom and andtherestoodGrandma's
name of our baby?' That nameof ourbaby?"He out of this one...David watch it all day long. The minister.Theminister
will scarethem off." So ran off.Lateron, another Copperfield!" religious programs make said,"Hello,son,is your
off she went. After a little boy invitedher for a ,HERZTqADA, BY EMAIL me feel good and the Grandma home?"Thelittle
while at the party a boy walk. Aftera few minutes comediesmake me laugh. boyreplied,"Yeah,she'sin
starteddancingwith her he startedkissingherand HOOKE) ON TV I'm happy with myTV as thebedroom bangin'her
and, little by little, kissing sheaskedhim, "What A five-year-old boy went my boyfriend." Grandma boyfriend."
will our babybe called?" to visit his grandmother tumed on the TV, and the PERCIVAL P.VICENTE,
her and touching her.
She ashedhim, "What Hecontinued,now slowly one day. Playrngwith his receptionwas tenible. BYEMAIT
will our baby be called?" takingher clothesoff. toys in her bedroom while Shestartedadjustingthe
"Whatwill our babybe
The boy found some grandma was dusting, knobs, trying to get the To shore o Bar Room Joke,
text FHMIOKE<your nome,
excuseand disappeared. called?"sheaskedonce he looked up and said, picturein focus.Frushated,
your joke> & send to 7399.
Sometime later the same more.Hebeganto have "Grandma,how comeyou she started hitting the
Open to Smort & Sun
sexwith her."Whatwill don't have a boyfriend backide of the TV subscribers.
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bypregnant
women.
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t's Christmastime once
again!The cool breezeof
the wind makesyou curl
up under the blanket and
wake up with a little less
boner which makesyou
wonder-is my dick shrinking
or something?Don't
exaggerate, darling-it's just the
weather.
For other boys, they wake
up early in the morning to
commit to their promise of
completingthe nine-dayperiod
of.simbang gabiin exchange
for God to grant them a more
substantialtool. 0h lala! I love
hearingthosejiggling bells.
If any of the premisessuits
Toobigor nottoobig?
Thatisthequestion
out the actual length of the
member.At this point there
are three sizes-black.white
and yellow (Asians-Filipinos
included)in descendingorder;
this is accordingto penis-
enhancementsurgeonsand
accordingto anthropological
studiesfor the past 100years.
But there are a few lucky men
exemptedto this rule, like the
HK callboy we hired to have
sex in front of us for kicks. He
had a seven-inchcock, can
you freakingbelievethat?!
I rhink this myth is hard z
to prove and disprovesince E
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Black and Caucasianson the = =
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overall are biggerthan Asians -o

you, let's just hope for the best so naturally the tool will 3=
shall we? ,.r-F
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the embarrassingnicknames BIG FIIiIGERS= BIG fl>
you are ashamedto be DICK +6
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brandedby your colleagues $D

NO.If yourfingers
arebigger 6<
in the showerroom. Sizeis thanyourdickputyour F 1 4

a very sensitiveissue.But
seriously,once and for all
let me taclclethe myths, the
misconceptionsof that tiny
Willy.ls it small?Too big
or not too big?That's the
question.
To tell you diametrically,
yes, size doesmatter.The
averagesizeof a penis is about
5.5to 6 inchesor about15
centimeters.This is all over the
world. Yes,there is a definite
racial differencein figuring
fingersto good use.
BIG HAIIIIS = BIG DICK
NO. Big hands equal good
grip, good slapping.
BIGFEET= BIGDICK
N0. I was convincedto have
sex with a 6'2" guy with
big feet only to find out that
he only had a 3-inchpenis
and couldn't even last two
minutes.Youknow who you
are!
BIG NOSE = BIG DICK
NO.Theonlysimilarities
are
themilky substance
andthe
bush!
BIGARMS= BIGDICK
N0. But flexing those arms
will do you good, baby.
Even the myth of folding
a pieceof paper eight times
and gettingthe measurement
of the thumb nail from that
mark the paper, tearing it
up, then openingthe folded
pieceof paper to seethe
circumferenceof his dart
NO!
In summary there is
no relationshipwhatsoever
with the body size,form,
and frame with the penis
size.Exceptthe racial
differencethat strikesthe
issuelilcea double-edged
sword.
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the following:
BeverlyHills Clinic 6750
Belo Medicol Group
Salon de Manilo
PremiereCondomsUltra
Thin & Dotted
BEDTIMESTORIES DVD
www.myasionworld.com
WWW.ASIASTOYS.COM
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SWEETIIEARTS
GTVEA SMASHING
PERFORMANCE!
Lastyear I bumped into my
old high schoolboyfriend who
happenedto play badminton in
the samecourt I was. Catching
up on his life, I found out that
he was alreadymarried (l
told him I was a singlemom).
From then on we had kept
in touch, mostly becausewe
were both badminton addicts.
One time he invited me to
play with his officemates.We
partneredup and trouncedour
opponents convincingly.We
had dinner later to celebrate
our victory. Catchingup on
old times, it was inevitable
that we talked about our high
schoolromance-hewas, after
all, my boyfriend then. Then
he askedme somethingthat
caught me off-guard: "Would
you considerdoing the one
thing we never did back in
high school?Having sex?" At
first I couldn't utter a word-but
the thought excited me to no
end. Finally he got me to say
yes so off we went to a nearby
motel. We were determined to
take things slow so we started
off with a warm shower. He
latheredme all over my body,
paying particular attention to
my breastsand pussy.It felt
electric! After rinsing off we
headedto bed. He askedme
if it was okay for me to be on
top, since it was his favorite
position.I obligedand rode
him to the pinnacle of lust.
After we had both come,I
restedmy head on his chest
(he was still in me-l didn't
want to let go of the feeling)
and he whispered playfully in
my ears:"l love this game."
A few months later he left for
California with his wife who
works there.l misshim so
much and look forward to him
comingbach and playing a
"smashing"gamewith me.
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with my boyfriend of five
years.He becamemy best
bud, constantcompanion,
crying shoulder and, yes,
fuck buddy. His parents and
his girlfriend (yes, he had a
girlfriend) knew me but were
cluelessto what was going on
between us. I was a frequent
visitor in their house, staying
most of the time in his room
(where most of the action
happened).Then one day
he told me that I should stay
away from his dad because
he had the hots for me. I
laughed it off. But his dad sure
has a way of getting what he
wanted. He always seemedto
NFESSIONS
catch me alone in different
places of their house. Finally
my friend's old man mustered
enough guts to talk to me. He
told me how much he wanted
to ask me out but he was
shy to do so. I don't know
what came into me but I said
yes when he did ask me to
go out with him. We agreed
to meet on the sly. We had
lunch and then he took me to
a hotel. I don't know (again)
what came into me because
I told him that his son and I
were having sex. I thought
he would get mad at me but
insteadhe said, "Sabi na
nga ba." He then askedme
to comparehis performance
with his son when he was
through. And we had sex.
Delicioussex. Who's better?
siyempre si daddy, ha ha! He
is 23 years my senior and his
son is months younger than
me. His son is courtingme
now Of course I'm not telling
him what happened between
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Any kitten-like trait we should think I want to be calledGlamorous

take note ofil
Kittensfor me are very sweetand
loving. They're somewhatclingy and
would usually seekattentiona lot,
not from other peoplebut from their
lovedones,and they'reawfully cute,
too. So,yeah,I'm really like that. Ha
ha! I'm a Capricornand we're known
to be that way-trustworthy like
kittens,very loyal and faithful.
Are you always this sweet and
ding? Gotanyferocioussidein you?
Well,I'm really a nicepersonbut if
you geton my wrong side,you're
really goingto get it. Yeah,definitely.
I may be very sweetbut if I don't
'like you, you'll know aboutit. But
that rarely happensbecausemost
people,I like.
The SpiceGirls are known for
their set of monikers.Say you also
get to pick one for yourself, what
would it be?
If we'd be given a tagin the group,I
Kitty. That'sbecauseI really love
classythingsand I feel that I project
myselfin a very nice and classyway.
Sometimes, I canbe a little sexy but
still glamorous,though.Ha ha!
Can we expect the loyely Kittens
to go daring onstage, too?
Kitty Girlshave their own flavor. We
have our own thing goingon, really.
We're not all sexy dancerslike
they are. We comefrom different
backgroundslike modelingand
singing.I would say we're younger
and freshersincethey're more
maturedthan us. Sowe caterto a
different market.Performance-wise,
I think The PussycatDolls are more
sexualthan us. The way we do our
choreography,l'dsay it's moreurban
and lesssexual.
lf you can come up with your own
ensemblefor the gloup, you'll
probably look more or less like...
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wherethe namel(tty Girlscame
from really,because we endorse
Hellol(itty;it's not reallya spin-off
from thePussycat Dolls.Sowe wear
stuffthatfits our image.Youcansee
thatIfitty hasall sortsof designs,
somearequitesexy,too.I even
haveonethat'sa devilcostumewith
cutelittlered hornsand all, while
the othergirlswear angeloutfits.
Youknow, thatkind of stuff.
It's expectedin musicgloupsto
not get alongat times.Canyou
let us in on any behind-the-scene
catfights?
(laughs) No.Nothingof that sort
because we'reall reallytight.
Though,I admit at first that it was
neverreallymy planto be a part
of a group.Haha!That'sbecause
beforethe offercamein, I was
a'oo alreadybuildingmy solocareer.
,tu'uo And when you'rein a group,you
justhaveto be patientandyou
haveto let everybody's personality
and attitudecomeout.Youhave
to sharethe spotlightwith other
peopleaswell.But,you know,it's a
goodthingthatI did join Kitty Girls
because I'm lovingeveryminuteof
it andI foundfour new greatfriends
aswell.
Lasttime you gracedour lag,
you sharedthe coverwith Gwen
Garci.What's it like now that
you'll be sharingit with four other
girls?
0h, yeahright!Ha ha!Well,it's nice
beingin the covertogetherwith the
othergirls.All of us arereallyclose
friendsand FHMis like another
familyto me,soit's greatsharing
thisexperience with them.It's so
niceto havethembe a part of it this
time.

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Youdo look familiar...
Ha hal I was on the FHM cover
b e f o r e ,w i t h A n g e l L o c s i n ,B u b b l e s
Paraiso,and RashelPiazza.
So this is your second time on the
cover.,.
Y e s lB u t I w a s o n l y w e a r i n g
a m i n i s k i r t b e c a u s ew e w e r e
e n d o r s i n ga p r o d u c t .T h e y s a y i t ' s
s w e e t e rt h e s e c o n dt i m e a r o u n d ,a n d
I'd say it is!
Oh yes-that shiny red skirt. We
do remember now! But you didn't
have such big hair back then, did
you?
But this is my real hair. I was born
with this. Bach then thev had mv
hair done to tame it a bit. That's
why I'm happy I can do my natural
hair with this project. Because
normally for a TVC or print ad, they
ash me to changemy hair. They
don't want it big.
And now did they let you get
away with it because you are kind
o f t h e D i a n a R o s si n t h e g r o u p ?
H a h a l T h e y s a y I ' m t h e b e l t e r !I t ' s
my responsibility to keep the high
notes.
Do you write your own material?
Y e s ,w e d o . I ' m q u i t e u s e d t o i t
b e c a u s eI w a s i n a I i v e b a n d b e f o r eI
j o i n e d t h e g r o u p ,a n d w e w r o t e o u r
o w n s o n g s .W e w e r e m o r e i n t o s o u l
and reggaemusic. Now, with the
I(itty Girls, I can also showcasemv
d a n c i n ga b i l i t i e s .
We bet you're quite comfortable
in front of an audience now,
because you were also a Vf for a
time...
Yes, you can say that. I was a VI
for Studio 23 for almost two years.
But my passionis really singing and
d a n c i n g ,s o I l e t g o o f i t .
As a woman, are you the wildcat
type or more of the Hello Kitty
kind?
L e t ' sj u s t s a y I ' m s o m e w h e r ei n
between. I'm not girly-girly-as you
c a n s e e - b u tI ' m n o t r e a l l y t h e w i l d
o n e .I c a n b e s e x y b u t I a l s ow a n t t o
a p p e a lt o t h e k i d s .
O u r c l a s s i cg i r l . g r o u p q u e s t i o n : l f
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Xory that's a great angwer! 5o you

know whete your fans are coning
fron when they get a little, um,
canied away?
Sofar we haven't experiencedthat.
And I hopewe don't.
But what if?
ln casethat happens,lthink I can
handleme and the girls. I can take
careof myself particularly,ha ha!
BraYe!Do you like animals?
Yes,l grew up loving them!We
have dogs-rottweilers,pitbulls in
our housein Bulacan.
Are you afraid of tigers?
As long as there'sa persontaming
them,I'm not afraid,ha ha!
On the other hand, how can you
be tamed?
I'm tamed,I'm all right.Ha ha!
You say you like dancing.Do you
eYerget wild on the dancefloor?
I seldomgo out but when I do, I just
throw myself to the dancefloorand
dance.l don't careaboutwhat other
guys think.
Which leads us to this question:
Whatrs a proper way to approach
a lady et a dance club?
Goodquestion!l'dsay don't be pa-
cufebecauseit's so baduy.Justbe
friendly, say "Hi" in a sincereway,
introduceyourself.
So us men can apply that to you?
As long as you comeup to me
nicely,l don't mind. But to me
personally,you have to find ways
to keep the conversationinteresting
becauseI make it a point to
intimidatemen. tltts rny
Oh. Why?
Justto test them and seehow far
they can go.
EYermade a guy cry out of
frustration?
Yes!I may not directlysay I don't high notes'
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How did you manageto evadetru
FHM rcdar for so long?
Ha ha!I was modelingbeforei
becamea KittyGirl.I've beenu:.:.-
ElanModelsfor four yearsno\v.
Well, everythingthatI do is ou:
management's call.We don'trea-.',
decideon our own whenit come,-:
our careers.
So as a kitty, are you the wildcat
or the Hello Kitty type?
I'm a punk kitty. I like punk musi:
I listento Ramones, MadCaddies.
BoxcarRacer,Offspring, FallOut
Boy,Panic!at theDisco,and others
So thosethree chordsreally
appealto you. You play the
guitar?
I wish!I own a guitarbut I've gotrc
learnto play it. ButI like the sound
of the guitar.
It's quite naturalfor you to
incorporatea bit of punk attitude
tw
in this gloup,then...
Yes.Whenit comesto writinglyrics.
I put a touchof rock.Kasiwe write
our own music.It's nicebecause
it hasall the flavorsin our band.
We'vewrittenaboutfour songs
already.
And what are the topicsyou
delve into?
Girls,clubbing,mostlyabout
us-because we haveto promoteour
groupandlet the peoplehnow who
we arel
What is it about the Kittiesthat
we haveto know?
We haveour own individual
characters. We allow eachotherto
be ourselves andwe respecteach
other'sidentity.
So as a punk chick,doesthat
meanyou can't be sweet?
Why?That'swhy there'spink and
blackstripesin punlirock,because ,.'
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'Couilship is
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food fonrard'
you like animals?
es,but I don't have any pets.I
can'tkeepthemkasifor me it's
like having a baby-you have to be
able to take careof them. You can't
just leave them like that without
knowing how to take careof them.
Letrssay men and womon liyed in
a jungle, would you be the prey or
the predator?
I think predatorbecauseI havea stong
personality.I'm blessedbechuseI have
the capabilityto havea droice.
Do you like the idea of courtship
then?
Courtshipis just putting one'sbest
food forward. It's okay to proclaim
how you feel, but I guessyou just
have to be there-you may not
always be the bestcompanion,but
just be there.You can't be deceitful.
When a woman getsgifts here and
there,that's when we'd know there
is something.You know how some
guys try to buy you? But you can't
really get what you want from us
from the extravagantgifts.
So you don't mind havinga
boyfriend that's broke as hell?
Oh,I've had one!I don't mind for
as long as they have the drive to be
ableto getthroughwith life.I'd be
a hypocriteif I said I didn't want a
guy to be able to feed a family in the
future becausethat's the reasonyou
put yourself in a relationshipin the
first place.
Who's your fauorite Spice Girl?
PoshSpice.Becauseshehas the
hottestman in the world-David
Beckham!Haha!
SpiceGirls once sauedBritain's
economy.You think you can do
the sams with Philippinee?
Ha ha!As a group?I don't think
we can.But beingFilipinas,we
can do our individual bestnot only
in savingthe economybut the
environmentas well. Let's plant a
seedhereand there!
Lastly, whatrs the punkest thing
you've done in your whole life?
I refuseto answerit...that'spunk.
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We heard that you hail fror

fapan, which pretty much
your looks. What was t/our tl-
doing there?
Well,l grew up there.My stepdd
was the one who had to work in
fapan that's why the family was
there,I was six at the time my nrr
and my siblingsmoved to the [JSr
it's just my stepdad who's left in
Iapan.
Thers are a lot of girl groupr b
fapan, one of them-the llertf-
Girls-euen does back-up fu h
Stsfani. Were they an ilrfluem?
Kind of. But the girl groupsthere
are a little bit more different.Ihey
.ue more of.the pa-cufetypes, morc
about being kikay pefi.ormers.
Would w€ sse you girls wearin3
Haniuku-rtyle clothes in
performance soon?
In Kitty Girlswe have our own
differentlooks, which is a good
thing. For example,Tanya is more
like the rocker chick; focelynis morr
like the raunchy type; Ayana is
more Beyoncd{ooking;Veronicais
more like the Fergie-type;I'm more
the sporty-sexytype.
Kitty Girls is singingand dancing-
but if you had to pick one, would
you rather be a better singer or
dancer?
For me, I've beensingingfor a long
time.I love to sing.It's my passion.
I love dancing,too, but if I were to
choosejust one I'd prefer singing.
How do you deal with a passiue
crowd what with all your enel1gn
But they're still comingto watch,
right? Maybethey have their own
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gznunna tao,evenI. Whenthe
performerI'm watchingis really
good,insteadna I'm shouting
and cheering for her,I will just go
lshowsa tulalaface]like that,look
at them,andIistento them.
Do you haveany guiltylistening
pleasures?
BeforeI reallylovedlistening to
ParokyaNi Edgar,lilie "PichaPie."
There'salsothis onesong,I forgot
the title,it goeslike "lgilingmo/
Igilingmo/please pleaseigilingmo"
[VhongNavarro's "Chickboy"1.
Sometimes I Iistento thosekinds
of songs.I don'treallybuy it but
I reallylihe listeningto it. Forfun
Iang.
Do you think the l(itty Girls
would euergo the noveltyway?
Sa totoolang,I don'tseeus
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lf there would be a male
counterpart to the Kitty Girls.
how would you like them to
look like?
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boy type personalityperc\-ei.;
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Girls,which spicewould you be?
Oh gosh.I've alwaysthoughtof
thatandit's hardbecause a lot of us
haveprettymuchthesamebubbly..
personality. MaybeSportySpicqi \
because I am alwaysgoingto the
gym andI'm alwaysactive.I also' --l
canbe a little bit tomboysometimes.
How closeale you Kittiesto each
other?
Actuallywe treateachothermore
lihe sisters.We startedoff as just
friends.And it's sofunny because
everytimewe havework, someone
who'salsoworhingwith us would
askus if we werefriendsbeforethe
groupwas formed,andwe'relihe,
"No,"but it's reallygoodwe have
thisbond.
Becauseyou spendso much time
togetherhaveyou discoveredany
quirks in the girls?
Ang damitHaha! Oh God,I'm
scaredI'm goingto saytoo much!
Anyway,Ayanais crazy.Shecan
cracka joke andshe'llbe laughing
crazilyaboutit and thenext
momentshewill be very silent.
focelyn,because sheandI grewup
in Westerncountries, we havethe
samehumorso we alwayshave
our insidejokes.I alwayslike to
laughwith her aboutthat.Nicolehas
somestrangethingsthat shedoes
sometimes, like we will be tall<ing to
her andfive seconds latershe'llsav,
"l'm sorry,whatwasthat?"and
we'relihe "Hello?Are you listening?
Wakeup!" She'ssometimes a little
lostandit's funnyaswell.
How about yourselP
Theysay thatI laughat absolutely
anything.Theyalsosaythatmy
faceis very expressive when I talk.I
don'tknow, do you agreewith that?
We do! We heardthat you started
as a model,how'd you get into
singingthen?
Mostof my manager's talentsarein
the singingindustryandwhenhe
decided to manage me he wasn't
reallysurehow to pachage me and,
I guess,it was just propertiming
when he decidedto form an all-girl
group.Sohe includedme. Actuallv,
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Which do you enjoy more singing

or dancing?
That'sso hardbecause my entire
life,I've alwaysbeenpassionate
aboutdancing.Now,I'm startingro
be passionate aboutsinging.I don'r
know if I will reallypushmyselfto
keepsingingbut I know definitely
thatI would keepdancing.
What do you fear most about
'VUlratI'm performing?
I try hardnot to fearanythingbut
most scared what I'm mostscaredof is forgetting
thelyrics
gf E forgetting So what's the bestway to counter
a suddenblank?Flashingthe
the lyrics' pearlywhites, maybe?
TherearetimeswhenI makea
mistakeandpeoplewill sayto me,
"Wasthata mistakeor was that
supposed to be like that?"And I'll
say,"No,thatwas a mistake."But
what I try to do is actlike nothing
happened andjust keepon going.It
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{ givesthe illusionof havingit as part
of theroutineratherthana mistake.
Would the Kitty Girlsbe the Kitty
Girlswithout the sexy costumes?
I think so,definitely.you know, we
havethe talent.We haveour bond
andwe haveour own individual
personality. Thatshinesthrough
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doinga goodjob of sharin.

What don't we know abouty ou

hometown?
Asidefrom Brazilbeingthe
biggest countryin South-{n:.. :.
Well...we havenicebeaches:--:
w e ' r eo n eo f t h ew o r l d ' sl e a : . : .
producers of hydroelectric pc-,'. .-
ha ha!
Livingin the tropics,you must bc
usedto our climatehere?
Prettymuch,yes.Somehow I :=.
at homein thePhilippines beca_,.
of theweather.
How do you find the Philippines
so far?
LikeI said,it's similarto my
hometown. Thepeoplehereare,:
nice,too.Theysmileat you all :--=
time,thoughsomeguysareshy
when I talk to them.
Soccer'sa big thing in your
country.Are you into it as well?
I don'tplay but I'm a big fan of
Ronaldinho! I'm a big fan of our
teamin general,quitenaturally.
So if your team losesa big game,
are you the type who'd go out on
the streetsin rage?
Haha! Somepeoplereallygo thar
far.Butme,no.I'm a peace-loving
footballfan.
Brazilianslove the water. Are
you a beachbuff as well?
0f course!It's my form of
relaxation. WhenI am lonelyI go
to thebeach.WhenI'm happyand
want to partyI go to the beach!
What do you usuallydo there,
asidefrom swimming?
I party!I hangout with friends...
andlook out for men.Ha ha!
What do you usuallywear when
on the beach?
Leather jacketsandboots.Iust
kidding!I love swimsuitsthathug
the body that evenwhen I'm not
in thebeach,I'm temptedto put
themon.
Evertried skinny-dipping or
maybejust sunbathingnude?
A few times.And I won't tell the
storybehindit.
Tell us more about you instead.
What are you like?
I'm just a regulargirl.Whennot
worl<ingI like readingbooksand
surfingtheweb. Nothingvery
extraordinary aboutme.
Evertried somethingextreme
like skydivingor eatingroaches?
I fearroaches! I wouldn'twant to
think aboutit. Maybeskydiving,
in the future,whenI've earned
enoughcourage, ha ha!

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No, it isn't, and only becausethere!
nothingto be pissedaboutin the
first place.If we get past the fact
that peoplejust chooseto do thinp
differently and acceptthat we
basicallysharethe samespacein
this planet,despitethe distances,
thenwe'd be betteroff.
Our featuredFI{Mbabehere,
Ingrid Frietas,is smart enoughto
realizethis. A Brazilianbabemaking
goodtime here in the Philippines,
on the other side of the world, for
a mere five months,sheis quick to
blur the differencesbetweentwo
countries."Brazil and the Phitippines
are really almostthe same.We have
the sameweather,the peopleare
both warm, you know how to have
a goodtime."
Only she advisesour women to
shedtheir fearsof wearing really
skimpy swimsuits.Shereasonsthat
a beautifulbody shouldn'tbe hidden
from view-it shouldbe allowed to
feel alive. "And oul country both
have beautifulbeaches, so it's
perfect,"Ingridsays.
Exactlywhat we've beentelling
our women for the longesttime.

How long hare you been in the

Philippines?
I've beenherefor five monthsnow.
So far, how do you like your
stay? How much does our countrt/
resembleBrazil?
Our climatesare very much alike,
which I preferbecauseI easilyfeel
cold.HoweverI've noticedthe
nightshere are gettingcolderas the
holidaysapproach.
Haueyou encounteredany weird
or funny accident here in our
country?
Sofar I've seennothing
exbaordinaryexceptfor the
jeepneys.I can't imaginesitting in
front of strangersfor hours,ha ha!
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romanticallyendingup with a
Filipino?
There'snothingimpossible about
that,althoughI've only met a few
Filipinoswho are confidentenough
to approachme.
What shoulda Filipinoguy do
then to impressyou?
Youdon'thaveto impressme
really.Besides it's not hardto get
my attention.Justcomeup to me as
you are,don'ttry too hardto keep
me talking.A little senseof humor
alsohelps.
Letrssay you do end up with a
Filipinoguy and you take him to
Brazil with you, where's the first
placeyou would take him? Why?
To my house,so I canintroducehim
to my mother.Thenmaybeat the
MaracanaStadiumin Rio de Janeiro
to watcha footballgame.lknow
guyswould love that.
Tell us, is there a secretfountain
of beauty or food exclusiveto
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your countryfhat makesyou
Braziliansso sexy?
Ha ha!If evertherewas I wouldn't
tell!SeriouslyI think ir's the genes.
I've seena few reallybeautiful
Filipinastoo,so I don'tthink you're
far behind.
Do you haueany specialpracticeyou
follow that makesyou this sexy?
I play volleyball.That'smy soccer.
It's my religion!
There'sbeenrecenttalk about
anorexic models and the effects
they have on the youth, so is it
really true that only the thin will
survivein modeling?
I don'tknow!If they say so,then
maybeyes...
lf you can take back to Brazilone
aspectof the Philippineculture,
what would it be?
Your adobo!I want to know how
that is cookedand then shareit with
my family so I won't haveto go far
to havea tasteof it. Haha!
Whatrsone aspectof Brazilian
culturethat you would want to
introduceto us Filipinos?
I've noticedthatyour womenare
still not comfortablewearingtiny
piecesof swimsuits.I've seen
photosof womenwearingbikinis
like what grandmothers wore in
thepast.I'd like themto feelthe
differencethemselves. After all they
shouldbe proudof theirbodies.
Why do you think the Brazilians
love soccerso much?
Why do you love basketball?
Perhaps we'll havethe same
answer.I guesswhat I'm more
curiousaboutis, why don't
othernationalities-especially the
Americans-loveit?
Are you as devoted to the sport
like your fellow countrymen?
As a fan, yes.Theyhavemy support.
Braziliansare also known for
throwing some of the best parties
in the world. Are you also one of
thoseparty-goingBrazilians?
I haven'tgoneto so many partiesa
Iot.Afterall,l'm only 18.
Honestly,euerytime we think
of Brazilians,we always end up
with a picture of a sexy lady in a
skimpy bikini in our minds.ls that
allyou do there,put on some sexy
clothingand frolic in the sun?
You'vebeenwatchingtoo much
Hollywoodmovies!
Ha! Do you haveany problem
with peoplethinkingof Brazilians
as bikini-cladpeoplewho can't
get enoughof the beach,though?
I envythembecause theyhaveso
much time to worry aboutthat,ha
ha! Seriously,ldon'tseeanything
wrong with wantingto havefun on
thebeach.
Say,you'uereturnedto Braziland
someoneasksyou "How's it like
to be in the Philippines?"what
would your responsebe?
"Oh,am I alreadyin Brazil?"rxm
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they will soonbe deliveredto the
PromisedLand.Thatland supposecr
camein 1948with the creationof ut
Stateof Israelin the Holy land.
ThePalestinians don't want
themthere.They believethe IsraeLs
encroachland that is historically
theirs,and they trampleon their
sacredsites(it'sinteresting to note
that both partiesconsiderthe Holy
Landholy because theybothbelieve
in Abrahamas the Patriarch,among
othersimilarities). Because neither
would budge,and religiousfervor is
high,the war continues.
No onewantsto lose.Sowhile the
Palestinians eventrain childrento fight,
the Israelisdraftwomenin the army.
To date,therearemorethan450active
in reserveduty. Thewomanyou see
here,Pinay-lsraeli Daphni,skipped
the draJt.If shehadn't,shecouldhave
beenoneof themUzi-carrying femme
foot soldiers.
But we foundher herein our
country.Shehasher reasonsfor
not joiningthe military. "l could
havereturnedto Israeland serve
in the military but I realizedI'm not
independent enough.I wouldn'teven
lastoneday!"
Youmust be thinkingwe've
becomeCNN.No, we're still FHM.
And thisweekat war...

Was your dad disappointed

with your decisionto stay in the
Philippines?
No.My dad supportswhatever
decisionI make.Thisis a good
decisionfor my maturity.
What was one of the deciding
factors to not join the lsraeli army?
Asidefrom my sisterteasingme that
I wouldn'tlastlong,I'm scaredof
guns.I'm againstit and I don't want
to promoteviolence.Buton Israel's
part naman,it's for the countrydin
naman.
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How differentis lsraelfrom the
Philippines?
I considerthe Philippines my home
because I've beenherelongerthan
in Israel.ButI stillwant to go to
Israelon vacation.I seemyselfas a
traveler.My dreamis to explorethe
world and try out new things.
Did you inherit attitudes from
your dad'sside of the family?
I thinkIsraelisareopinionated
peopleandI'm like that.I'm both
opinionatedand open-minded that
when thereis somethingon my
mind,l'lltellyou.
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Your family left lsrael when you
were young. Any vivid memory of
the country?
Thebeachandthe dessert! Yousee,
we usedto live in a placewhere,
when /ou crossthe highway,there
is a dessertstorefoposstraightup is
the beach.
Do you walk to the beachwearing
two-piece swimwear?
No, but I wear it when I reachthe
beach,that is if I didn't forgetto hit
the gym! I'm still consciousnow
because I usedto be chubbywhen
I was growingup.Theonly timeI
trimmeddown was when I was in
highschool.
Did you oYerdoseon diet pills or
enroll in gym class?
No!My friendgotme involvedin
Muay Thai.It provedto be good
not only in self-defensebut also
for losingweight.I haven'tbeen
practicingnow but I still want to
go bach.
Are you the girl who keeps track
of trends?
Actually,I'mnot the typewho
followstrends.I don't eventhink
of myselfas girly lcasigrowingup
I was a fat kid, so I still stickto A
simplestyleI had backthen.
So your classmatesdon't teesr
you anymore?
Ha ha! Not anymore.But I usedlo i:
the butt of all jokes.I just laughed
it off becauseI didn't really taker
seriously.I'd play along,firing bai
with a joke or two of my own.
l{ow, they will see you as an
FHMmodel.
I hopethey do. Modelingnamanrs
somethingI do on the side.My ver-r
first ramp was a coupleof months
agoduringyour 100SexiestViaor.r
Party.I was oneof Premiere's
models.
Any wild thing you do when yor
get drunk in parties?
I can'trememberany. I drink to
enjoyand not to go homeplastered-
But I usuallytrip evenwhen I'm
not drunk.I'm not usedto wearing
high heelslcosiso it's really
embarrassing.
Or maybe someonestandsguard
when you go out, like your
boyfriend perhaps?
Not really.He is very open-minded-
He letsme do anythingI want. Like
posingfor you. But he told me thatI
shouldposeto teaseguys,not bare
myselfout there.
So this is the best trait you loue
abouthim?
Hishumoris the bestthing about
him. He alwaysmakesme laugh.
If you can't makeme laugh,forget
aboutit! Everythinghe cracksis
funny and he alwayscomesup with
somethingnew.
What good thing do you offer
in retun?
I cookfor him. I'm not really
that greatbut I was a Hoteland
Restaurant Management student
beforeI quit school.Sometimes,
whenI'm in themood,l would cook
the disheshe savors.
And how does he return
the favor?
He lovessurprisingme. Like I wake
up in the morningto breakfasthe's
cooked.Eventhoughwe've been
togetherfor a longtime, he never
stopdoingthat.
Sinceyou're both romantic,who
tops the other?
I don't know! Sometimes I think
I'm moreromanticbecause when
he usedto live in Subic,I'd getmy
dad to drive me thereearly in the
morningjust so he couldseeme
when he'd wake up. I would arrive
at around10or 11AM.Onetimehe
thoughtmy presencetherewas all a
dream.rxm
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certainlyno geneticistsbut here'sa
crossbreeding theory:Generally,we
haveweak genes.The proteinsin
themthat makeup the DNA,which
in turn determineswhat we become,
aren'tstrongenoughto makeus tall
and big.
Butjust because the genesare
weak doesn'tmeanthey'renot eager.
In fact,they'reprobablythe fastestto
assimilatea strongergene.Our genes
are [ke tabularaso-blankpages-so
when we Pinoysexchangebodily
fluidswith foreigners,and our little
swimmersreachtheir target-boom!-
babiesbecometall andbig.And as
you may havenoticedin many of the
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well-endowed indeed.
Perfectexampleagainwould be
AlexandraPotterhere.Onelook at
her and you instantlyknow she'sgot
someforeignblood.Butdon'tthink
that l9-year-oldAlexandrahereis
just that,a half-Pinoybeauty.She's
pusongPinoythroughand through.
Shefollows mostof the traditional
Filipinovaluesand-thisis the best
part-shealsohasno qualmsabout
endingup with a local guy. Yes,
comebackto whereyou belong...
We'le Yerysute the Pottersare
not from around here.
That'sright,my motheris Filipino
and my dad'sAmericanbut I was
actuallyborn in Bahrainin the
MiddleEast.It's right next to Saudi
Arabia.I lived therefor 12years
thenwe movedhereto the
Philippines.I had oneyear of middle
schooland I alsofinishedhigh
schoolhere.
And now you're living it up in
collegeas a freshie.
Yes.I iust finishedmy freshman
year at DrexlerUniversityin
Philadelphia. Thisis my first
summeroff. I comebackevery
breakto visit my family and friends.
So how was your first spring
break?Any juicy stories to share?
It was good.I actuallyspentmine
with my brothersin New York.We
just hungout, but they work during
the day so at nightwe just go watch
a movie,have dinner.
You meanyou didn't get the chance
to get drunk or take your top offi?
Nope.Yeah,ldrink a bit with my
family but you know not to the
point wherewe're goingto get
really...sabog, ha ha!
Sabogi?Good to hear you know
how to speak the language.
My mom taughtit to me when I was
younger.Shehas alwaystalkedin
Filipinoaroundme. And my lola,l
speakto her in Filipino-andI love it.
My Filipinois barokbut it's very
understandable. I alsoknow some
Arabicand a little French.
Everhad people laughat you
becauseyou speak barok Filipino?
Yes.Theyalwaystell me that I have
an Americanaccentwhen I talk but I
feel like I don't.I actuallytry to
speakin Filipinoas oftenasI can so
that I'll learn.
Say,we left you in Divisoriaand
asked you to find your way to
Embassyby asking around in
Filipino,would you survive?
Oh,I'd be fine.I can handlethat
situation.They'll getthe gist of
what I'll say.lt's just my $ammar
that'swrong.
Aside fron speakingin the
uernacular,any other Filipino
ualuesmom told you to live by?
I feel that I'm moreFilipinothan I am
American,consideringI've only lived
in the Statesfor only a year.I'm very
family-oriented.In the US,they are
family-oriented,but hereit's a lot
morelike spendingSundaystogether.
You do a lot morethingswith your
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homewhen you're18,too. -
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valuesthat my mom hastaughtme
so I keepthemin mind.
Erer beencourted by a Filipino guy?
Yes.Theytookme out,boughtme
flowers,saw my family. In the US,
guyswant to meetthe family only
aftera periodof time.
So your parents don't haYeany
qualmsabout you endingup with
a Filipino?
No,theydon't.My parentsarevery
openaboutit. My momsaidhe doesn't
haveto be rich or haveto be of a
certaincultureor religionbasfahe's
hardworkingandhe takescareof me.
Do you know of the Philippine
tradition oI panunuyo?
Neverheardof it.
The guy performs choresfor the
woman: gather firewood, do the
dishes,the works. lf you decide to
honor that tradition what would
you make a suitor do?
I don't really like makingpeopledo
thingsfor me, but I do believeif he's
a real gentlemanhe shouldtake the
initiativeto do thingson his own for
you. Like,for example,if you're in
a mall, he shouldoffer to carry
your bag.
On to other things:What's your
favorite thing to do when you're
here?
Goout with my friendson road
trips.Sometimes we go to the beach
or to Tagaytay.Mymom'sactually
goingto opena hoteltherecalled
Potter'sVillage.And, of course,I
alsolike clubbinghere.
So how do we measureup to the
Americannightlife?
I actuallylike it herebetterthanin
the States.For one,I'm legalto party
here.And therearereallyvery classy
clubsaround.lnthe USyou only
needto dressup for thereallybig
clubs;hereit's like everyonedresses
up. Everyonehasa uniquesenseof
style.And herewhen peoplego to a
partythey'revery chill,they sit
down, talk, and drink up. But in the
States, they drink to getdrunk. - O

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the farein advanceand issues
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ticket, I could have incurred the
ire of the other passengers.
FRANKLLOYD, BYEMAIL
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PRANKSTER
My cousinhas this habit of
telling bloated,puffed-upstories
during drinking sessionsso he'd
come out the life of the parfy.
ln one inuman session,I got fed
up with his rnaftangin stories
and decidedto pull a prank on
him.I zeroedin on a little red
siling labuyo on our table and an
idea hit me. I waited for him to
excusehimself to go to the toilet,
afterwhich I discreetlycrushed
ire red pepper-seeds, juiceand
C-around the mouth of his beer
bottle.He went back, raised
a loast and knockedback his
booze.The sili ldcked in sooner
than I expected.He turned pale,
then red, and suddenlygasped
for air and a glassof water! He
was almost in tears!By the time
the stinghad subsidedhis lips
were swollen.Pinsan,sorry!
MYK,BYEMAIL
CHOIRBOY
SPREADSEVII
Two yearsago,I volunteeredto be
a part of our drurch droir. During
one practice,I cametoo early
and decidedto eat at a nearby
burger stand to kill time. 0n my
way bad<to churdr, my stomach
beganto feel queasy.Afraid that
I wouldn't be able to hold it for ,
long,I ran as fastas I coulddown
a flight of stairsto the church
toilet. Unfortunately,I exploded
too soonjust as I was aboutto
dear the last step.It was sucha
mess!I grabbeda sacristan'srobe
I saw and wore it. I was praying
that no one would seeme leave
the churchbut as I was nearthe
sideexit, our parishpriestsaw me
and askedme what happened.
Iust as I was aboutto explain,the
otherchoirmembersshowedup
and beganto circlearoundme.
In a fit of panic,I ran without
offering any explanation.
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BYMOM
I oncehad a gay friend who I
liked. Ibke note that by'like,"
I meanthat I neverquestioned
why he was gay or inquired
about his gay actions.We simply
were friends. One day,I was
with my family having dinner
at a fastfood joint. I excused
mpelf to go to the john, leaving
my cellphoneon the table.My
mom, protectivethat she was,
took my phoneand kept it in
her bag.Secondslater,my gay
friend-who had a very manly
name, by the way-sent a text
message:"Honey,I missyou na.
When will we seeeachother ba
again,so I can kiss and hug you
na ulit.Lab u!" When I got badt
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di ba?" shesaid.Tomakethe
long story short, my friend sent
me a messagethat was intended
for his lover and apologizedfor
the mistd<e.But it took me three
weeks beforeI convincedmy
mother that her only son wasn't
gay.I leamed neverto leavemy
phone lying around ever again.
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