Human Psychology

A Professor started his class on a very serious Topic. The moment

he turned towards the blackboard, one of the students whistled. He
turned, looked at the class and asked the Whistler’s name. No one
answered.

The Professor peacefully kept the Pen in his pocket saying:

“Lecture ends here. I’ll tell you a story to utilise the remaining
time”.

Everyone became interested.

“Yesterday night I tried hard to sleep, but it was miles away from
my eyes, so I thought I’d better get petrol in my car, which will
save my time next morning and might induce sleep. After having
my tank full, I started roaming in that area, enjoying the peace of a
traffic free ride.

Suddenly, on the corner I saw a girl who was as young and

beautiful as the clothes she was wearing. Must have been returning
from a party. Out of courtesy, I turned my car towards her and
asked if I may be of any help. She asked me if I could drop her to
her home, she’ll be very obliged, to which I agreed.

She sat in the front seat with me. We started talking, and to my
amazement she was very intelligent, had control on many topics
which many youngsters don’t.

When we reached her address, she admitted my courteous nature

and behavior and accepted that she had fallen in love with me.

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I also admitted her intelligence and beauty and that I’ve also started
liking her. I told her about my job as a professor in the university.

The girl asked my number, which I gave her willingly. Then she
asked me a favor, to which i couldn’t have denied naturally.

She said that her brother is a student in the same university, and
asked me to take care of him, since we’ll be in a long relationship
now.

I asked the name of the student. She said that I’ll recognise him
with one of his very prominent quality, He whistles a lot!

All eyes in the classroom turned towards the boy who had whistled.

The professor said: *”I didn’t buy my Ph. D in Psychology.. I

earned it”

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. They did
their thing and before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash on him, but he would
have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her calling the payment 'RENT FOR
APARTMENT'.

On his way to the office, he regretted that the whole event did not worth the price. So, he had his
secretary send a cheque of $250 and enclosed the following typed note:

Dear Madam,
Enclosed please find a cheque of $250 for rent of your apartment .

I am not sending the amount agreed upon,

because when I rented the place, I was under the
impression that:
#1 - it had never been occupied;
#2 - there was plenty of heat and water and
#3 - it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.

However, I found out that:

#1 - it had been previously occupied,
#2 - there wasn't any heat and certainly no water, and
#3 - it was much too large for my comfort.

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately

returned the cheque of $250 with the following note:

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Dear Sir,
#1 - I cannot understand how you could expect a
beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
#2 - As for the heat and water, my apartment has plenty if you know how to turn it on.
#3 - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size. But if you don't have enough
furniture to fill it, please do not blame the management.

So, please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady!

The man sent the remaining "rent" promptly.

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