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No Refunds For Time Wasted
No Refunds For Time Wasted
By
Luke Ackroyd
BUSINESS CAT
I assume you know why I summoned
you all here today?
Producer DARREN ’DANGER’ DAVIES, Writer PATRICK FEDORA and
Director STEEL turn to one another. They nod. They
understand. They share smug grins.
BUSINESS CAT
So you understand your
assignment?
PATRICK FEDORA
I... I see.
Darren peers over their shoulder, at the SCRIBBLED MESS on
the pages.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 2.
STEEL
It doesn’t have to mean anything.
He turns away, dramatically over his shoulder.
STEEL
It’s... Art...
CUT TO:
Patrick slams a bulky SCRIPT down onto Steel’s desk.
PATRICK FEDORA
(Whispering in Steel’s ear)
It’s done. I licked every page to
give a taste of my writing style.
PATRICK FEDORA
I- I can re-write. I can start
again.
Darren shakes his head in disapproval.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 3.
STEEL
My vision doesn’t acknowledge the
passage of time. Forget the
script. Get me a camera. That’s
all I need.
PATRICK FEDORA
I see now.. this- is where I
belong. On the stage!
Steel rolls his eyes from his director chair, leans over
to Darren.
STEEL
Are you sure, we can’t hire a
professional actor?
STEEL
AND ACTION....
4.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 5.