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by Drone #342
This is the sort of version 2.0 of my synthesis. The only difference is that I include all
the appropriate quantitites -- thus making it a more complete report on the best way I've
found to make this fascinating compound. I liked the way I originally wrote it, so I'll
keep the rest the same as when originally written.
Its been months since I had this dream, but in an alcoholic stupor, I passed out,
smacking my head against the floor. In my delerious state, I had a dream.
At this point, I began to come to my senses. I stood up, thought "what a peculiar dream"
and went back to my self-destructive marathon binge-drinking. When I finally slipped
into my potato vodka-induced coma, I began dreaming right where I left off.
The little leprechaun woke up, looked at his wee digital wristwatch, and said in a cute
little Irisg leprechaun voice, "Fer FUCK's SAKE! I've overslept!" In a hurried dash, he
went to the freezer, and saw that beaker "A" was essentially a sodium nitrite-flavored
slushy. "Bleargh!" He then started swearing violently in Gaelic, and I noticed flowers
wilted around him as a result of the sound of whatever nasty things he was saying.
In a fit of fury, he placed beaker "A" in an ice bath, tossed the now thoroughly-chilled
acidic IPA contents of beaker "B" into the sodium nitrite slurry of beaker "A", and
began stirring madly. "...And Mary wept!", he cursed. He did not add it slowly; he just
tossed it right in! The reaction was pretty immediate, and when the little fellow came to
his senses, he realized how foolish it was to add everthing so quickly -- after all,
everybody says "add it slowly, so as to not allow the temperature to rise too quickly."
Well, the funny little mythical character looked at the solution, in a matter of seconds, a
very nice layer of isopropyl nitrite floated to the top. It was decanted and dried. The
yield was around 85%-90%, from the nitrite. He was so happy, he did a little jig in
celebration. The fumes of the nitrite got to him, and soon he was dancing MUCH
slower. All the blood from his wee body rushed into his jugulars, and he left the room
so he could catch his breath. "Saints be praised!", and he slumped over. The little
leprechaun sat and thought about what he learned: by simply chilling everything in the
freezer before mixing, and using an external icebath, a person can get better yeilds
simply by recklessly pouring the two solutions together than by following the advise of
Uncle Fester. All-in-all, the little chemical leprechaun had a good day.
At that point, I woke up, rolled over, evacuated the contents of my stomach using my
right index finger, and went back to sleep; truly it was an interesting dream, but having
a head injury and a hangover left me unable to enjoy the insights that it gave me.
Just a few tidbits of information I thought may be helpful for those interested in going
this route. Someone who isn't me wanted me to relay this info to avoid the dilemmas
they encountered.
2. When it comes time to mix Solution A with Solution B, don't just dump the two
together as Drone's notes may have inferred. Doing so will release a quite impressive
orange/red mushroom cloud that will send you running for cover. Instead, add B to A
SLOWLY!
This is best accomplished by placing Solution A into a round bottom flask and chilling
in an acetone/salt/ice bath on a stirrer. Connect a Clasien adapter to the top of the flask
containing Soln A. To the Straight arm of the clasien, connect an addition/sep funnel
containing SOLN B. The addition/sep funnel should be modified by attaching a piece of
tubing so that the solution is delivering BELOW the fluid line of SOLN-A. THIS IS
VERY IMPORTANT! You will be sorry if you omit that step. The curved arm of the
clasien is fitted with a gas connector to which a piece of tubing is connected and ran out
the window (ALSO VERY IMPORTANT). A stirbar should be placed in SOLN-A and
stirring began before putting the addition/sep funnel in place. Once the addition/sep
funnel is in place, the SOLN-B should be added over a 10 minute period of time.
Pentyl nitrite
Hexyl nitrite
Hexyl nitrite may be prepared similarly by using 95 g (1.38 mol) of 'AnalaR' sodium
nitrite in 375 ml of water; a mixture of 25 ml of water, 62.5 g (34 ml) of concentrated
sulphuric acid and 127.5 g (156 ml, 1.25 mol of hexan-1-ol). The yield of crude product
is 124 g (76 %). B.P. 129 - 130.5 °C or 52 °C / 44 mm Hg.
Butyl nitrite
For butyl nitrite use the same quantities as for hexyl nitrite, but with 92.5 g (114 ml,
1.25mol) of butan-1-ol replacing the hexan-1-ol. The yield of crude product is 110 g (85
%). Butyl nitrite boils at 76.5-77.5°C at atmospheric pressure with slight decomposition,
but distills unchanged at 27°C/43 mmHg.