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3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
12. Anything you say can and will be used against you.
13. Anything you say can be turned into something else. - fixed
15. The harder you try, the harder you will fail.
16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.
21. Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old.
22. Copy 'n paste is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
23. Copy 'n paste is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.
27. Always question a person's sexual preferences without any real reason.
28. Always question a person's gender - just in case it's really a man.
29. On the internet, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents.
36. There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.
37. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
38. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
43. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
44. Trying to edit the rules of the Internet with Japanese characters is like trying to make “2 girls, 1 cup” acceptable in society. It only works at
A-con.
45. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car
47. The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS).
55. If you have time to make up new rules, you have no life.
58. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes
68. Milhouse will never be a meme. Ever. No matter what your post ends with. No exceptions. Ever. No.
87. If you get pepperoni ever again, I swear I'll blow this joint sky-high!
95. Anonymous did NOT, under any circumstances, tk him 2da bar|?
96. If you express astonishment at someone's claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse.
99. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND.
101. You are never THE BEST at anything, deal with it.
102. You are made of fail and AIDS.
110. If your statement is preceded by "HAY GUYZ", then you're doing something wrong.
113. Gamestop does NOT have Battletoads (or N64 games). But ask anyway.
115. If someone herd u liek Mudkipz, deny it constantly for the lulz.
116. Combo breakers are inevitable. If the combo is completed successfully, it is gay.
119. Only newfags like caturday, Bruce Lee, and Desu. Those who like any of those refer to rule 93.
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125. If you have no bricks to shit, you are made of fail and AIDS.
and if you add an integer (x) into the equation we can single anything out and turn it into a certain amount of nothing explained by this graph e
= everything n = nothing
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| _
| ___/ \
| ____/ \
|e/ \
|_______________\________________
n
As you can see, at a certain point of everything, nothing cannot exist. So in conclusion, I have no idea what I'm talking about.
132. If it can't be killed, it doesn't exist. (Except Chuck Norris) No other exceptions.
133. If you met your girlfriend/boyfriend online then you are dating a one armed lady hooker named Steve.(Unless there is webcam involved,
135. Myspace is for thirteen year old girls and people who fit the description of Rule # 133.
147. Regardless, if you get pissed on teamspeak there is someone that has muted themselves just so they can laugh at you.
148. You don't get any cookies. No exceptions. So don't even ask.
149. Brandon is God's son, making him Jesus. Chuck Norris has no son.
150. You are not going to get a handicap so don't even ask. They will just target you.
151. You will not get a free Xbox 360/Playstation 3/iPhone so don't even get your hopes up.
152. They didn't call you retarded but they were thinking it.
153. It's funny to pick on people's grammar no matter how good it is. No exceptions.
154. The louder you scream at people the harder someone else will laugh.
155. They don't have hacks, you just suck really bad.
159. The more you deny something the more they are going to say that you are "something".
161. The guy next to you in the library is always looking at what you are saying.
162. The girl next to you in the library couldn't give a shit.
163. There's a reason- you know what? Fuck it. If you can't figure it out, you seriously need to LURK MOAR.
166. People who get depressed on the internet need a better use of time.
168. If you pretend that you are drunk people will just think you're retarded because no one can act drunk on the internet.
171. At any given moment, more birds could join, leave, or peel off in another direction entirely.
172. Use inside jokes moar. It upsets users.
176. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks children with the last name of Edgerton.
178. Shadow sticks are fun to play with in the dark. Unless there are more than 3.
182. We better start helping the earth, otherwise Al Gore will take back the internets!!! NO MORE BROADBAND! NO DIALUP!
183. If i have 3 cakes and you have one cake, only here you have no cake and I have 3 ps3's.
184. The only potty training videos allowed are ones that feature tigers and are japanese in nature (english subtitles are acceptable)
185. The Internet and Golf are quite similar they both were invented for men to get away from woman, except the internet has porn.
187. No matter how hard you try, you will never be as cool as ninjas playing guitars.
188. If none of these rules are followed/obliged to then Bruce Lee will donkey punch you to Uranus.
189. Bukkake is not cool. Never was. Never will be. EVER!!
190. The only good hentai is yuri, that's how the internet works.
193. If you break rule 188. You will be spanked by Barack Obama.
194. If you break rule 2, Barack Obama will tickle your pubes.
197. People named Matty are just sexy. No and I mean no Exceptions.
203. If you run out of cookies, give apples, If you run out of apples, Give Spam. No exceptions.
206. Any breaking of pi will result in pi being broken. No one knows the consequences. You have been warned.
207. Rules 1 and 2 are false. From now on, all rules must be about /b/. Unless they aren't.
214. In case of an emergency, your emergency exit can be found in the top right corner of your screen. No, and i promise you, NO exceptions.
216-B. 42
222. The game ended, wait a while before we start the next wave.
223. Only faggots add rules that don't go along with rule 93 no exceptions.
225. The Simpsons already did it. South Park already did it better. NO EXCEPTIONS
226. If a statement may be taken sexually in any way, then she already said it. No exceptions.
229. You never see the porn first, even if you made or drew it. No exceptions.
231. The number of friends you have on Facebook does not indicate the number of friends you have in real life. No exceptions.
233. The person in charge only wants to make your life miserable. No exceptions.
235. PROFIT!
236. There is no more than 1 rule for 1 number. 234 is the only exception, all others can refer to rule 93.
238. Every night when you are sleeping, Interwebz177 gives you pills that give you a boner then he sucks you dry.
239. That naked picture you took whilst drunk has never been removed from the internet, and will remain on a 50yr old man's hard drive for as
long as he lives.
274. The lazah is broken right now. If you can fix it, you are legion.
277. Newfags will rape you so hard that Micheal Jackson will feal it in hell. No exceptions.
282. the rules on 313 were watching the lazah as well, and have wandered off blinded refer to rule 313 for more details.
283. Rule 278, 279, 280, and 281 tried to defeat the lazah, but got dazed with radiation and now can only see Ninja Unicorns, no exceptions.
284. What has been seen cannot be unseen. Even the post clearance that's coming up.
314. The day that pi finally ends is the day that the world will end. No exceptions.
316. Your parents know where you keep your porn, no exceptions. Keeping it on a flash drive doesn't help.
320. If your wondering where Rule 319 went, The Lazar (274) sent off too much radiation and it landed right above me. No exceptions.
323. Rule 322 is true, although Chuck Norris already ate the cake.
325. If you download but don't seed, Bruce Lee will rip your scrotum off.
326. There IS a torrent for it... you just aren't looking hard enough... Unless there isn't.
336. There is not enough facepalms for this, introduced; The Facedesk. NO Exceptions.
343. Anonymous will update the rules every sunday night, no exceptions.
344. Anonymous keeps a copy of the unedited rules on his hard drive, along with all of your porn.
346. Attempting to post anything on the internet which defines the rules of the internet will result in an UserIsAnNoobException.
347. Some rules just dont make sense... follow them anyways. No Exceptions
868. Making a Chuck Norris joke instantly turns you into a newfag. No exceptions.
999. ˙suoıʇdǝɔxǝ ou ˙ןıɐɟ noʎ 'sıɥʇ puɐʇsɹǝpun ʇ,uop ןןıʇs noʎ ʇǝʎ pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ dıןɟ oʇ ǝɯıʇ ǝɥʇ ʞooʇ noʎ ɟı
1001. Amount of uses for duct tape for now. moar are being discovered!
1337. The last thing this should be is a rule. You failed by looking at this, newfag.
2012. Science doesn’t exist, God doesn’t exist, only Chuck Norris exists!
2014. Science just proved that the Mayans couldn't find a bigger rock.
9004. If you're wondering where 9003 went, refer to rule 405, but think of "rule 9003" instead of "rule 404".