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How can you make people like you in 5 minutes or less? originally appeared
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Answer by James Altucher, Author, Entrepreneur, Podcaster, Wall Street Investor,
on Quora:
I walked up to a prostitute and had to get her to like me in about five seconds or
less. I didn't do this because I wanted to sleep with her. I did it because it was my
job.

For about 2.5 years I had a job that I created for myself. I had to interview people
at three in the morning on a Tuesday or Wednesday night and find out what they
were up to?

Why a Tuesday or Wednesday? Because on a Saturday night I know what they are
up to. They are hanging out, partying, whatever.

But if someone is out at three in the morning on a Wednesday night, there is

usually a reason. And usually not a good reason.

Why three in the morning? Because I get tired and I go to sleep at 9pm. Once I
was over a girlfriend's house. She got upset at me because at three in the morning
I wasn't very excited and I couldn't have sex with her.

So she kicked me out of bed and said, "I can go to the corner and find anyone I
want. Get out of here!"

I left. And when I walked outside I was surprised how vibrant and exciting three in
the morning was. There seemed to be a story, a dramatic production, playing itself
out on every corner of the city.

I wanted to find out what was going on. But I was too shy. I couldn't do it. I could
only watch.
 That's when I decided to make it my job to find out.

I was a computer programmer at HBO, the television company. I pitched to them,

"You need a website" (this was in 1995). And, "just like you specialize in original
programming for TV, you should do original programming for the web". I pitched a
web show "III:am" about what goes on at three in the morning.

I went out every week for almost three years and interviewed thousands of people.
Every week I'd take the top four interviews and put them on the web. After awhile,
HBO gave me money to shoot it as a pilot so I shot a 45 minute episode.

I turned over every rock in the city. I went to every whorehouse, every underground
gambling room, I went to jail, I found where all the undercover cops did their thing, I
went to hotels that had no good news going on all night long.

But I was shy. How do you go up to a couple arguing in the middle of the night and
interrupt them and say, "Hey, how are you guys doing?"

I've been chased. I've had bottles thrown at me. I've had famous actresses run
screaming from me. I asked out girls the next day that I interviewed the night
before.

But I was scared to death every single time the evening started and I was on the
job. How was I going to find my ten interviews? How was I even going to find one?

 Ask a question. People are constipated with facts. They are relieved to get rid of those facts.
Ask them. "What are you guys up to tonight?"
 Smile. Everyone wants a new friend. When I meet someone, the first thing I wonder is not
whether or not I like them, but whether or not they like me. Smiling is the best way to let them
know you like them. And be genuine about it. Fake smiles are creepy.
 Listen. If someone says, "I wasn't always using crack. But now I'm just looking for a place
to live" ask them when they started using crack. Why do they like it? Do they plan on stopping?
Where do they usually sleep and how come they can't just go back there? Every time someone says
anything, it's the clothing that covers a cold secret. Dig until you find that secret because that's the
gold.
 Shut down your brain. Your brain doesn't want to talk to strangers. It wants comfort. It
wants you to be safe. We have the same genes now that we had 40,000 years ago. Talking to
 someone outside your tribe might have gotten you killed. Hence, your brain will scream and shout
and freeze you and cause you actual physical pain if you want to talk to someone new. It takes
practice to ignore the brain. Curiosity somehow bypasses the brain. So if I see, for instance, two
people arguing, I'll focus on the curiosity instead of the pain that appears as I start to approach
them.
 Dress nice. Not in a suit. Just be clean. This seems obvious but it isn't. I will tell you a
secret. Don't tell anyone. Sometimes I lie in the sidewalk near where I am staying and I ask people
for money as they pass. 99% of the people ignore me and walk right past me. I do this to practice
talking in uncomfortable situations. I'm 48 years old. I shouldn't do this. My kids would be
horrified. There's crap and pee on the sidewalk when I lie down. But if you stand straight and dress
nice and smile, people will stop and talk.
 Everyone has it hard. I watched an interview show the other day. A famous newscaster was
on the street interviewing people. And then sometimes she'd look at the camera and make a face
because she doesn't like who she is interviewing. I thought this was nasty and horrible. And the
interviews were horrible. From the moment our feet finally leave the inside of our mother's womb,
until the day we die, life is a battle. Battles could be glorious but they can also cause much
suffering. Respect everyone's battles. Respect that everyone has it hard, or harder, than you do.
Don't fake sympathy or sincerity. People can smell that. If people feel you understand their
hardships. They will like you.
 Relate. One time I was interviewing a black transvestite prostitute. She told me her parents
had been in jail since she was a kid and she got into trouble when she was young and raped in every
juvenile detention center she was in until she was so hopeless confused as to her sexuality that she
didn't know if she was a man or a woman. And now that she is halfway in between, she was afraid
to walk around during the day and have people stare at her. I had no way to relate to her at all. Nor
would I give her the disrespect of feeling bad for her. She started talking about how the police were
getting more aggressive. I could relate to authority sometimes preventing me from living the life I
want to lead. I was able to ask her how she survived despite the police forcing her into a smaller and
smaller box for her to live her life. So she talked and talked. Finally someone to talk to.
 Interrupt. I do a podcast. I've interviewed hundreds of people. But the one hour I get to
spend with that person is the only time I get to talk to them. And they often have their canned
answers. You have to interrupt. I tell them, "I'm sorry but if I get insanely curious about something
you say, is it ok if I interrupt?" People always say yes. When Tony Robbins says, "And then Bill
Clinton called me and...." .... "Wait a second! Why is Bill Clinton calling you?" I will never ever
again get a chance to ask that. So interrupt and ask when your curiosity pushes you.
 Make them laugh. I give lots of talks. I want people in the audience to like me. I also used
to go on lots of dates. I wanted my date to like me. Here's what I'd do every time: watch standup
comedy for several hours beforehand. This seems lame but it works. We each have mirror neurons.
This means we can learn by watching. If I never climbed a ladder before but now I watch someone
climb a ladder, I can now climb a ladder. If I watch standup comedy I won't be a standup comedian
but I can talk better, I can be a little funnier, I can do more things with my voice and face, I'm more
at ease. This works every time and is my biggest crutch.
 Be yourself. This seems like a cliche. Not because it's so easy, but it's so easy to say and so
hard to do. How do I be myself? I try very hard not to brag. Ultimately, we are all beginners at this
thing called living. I barely know how to do it. I'm a simple explorer in this dense thicket of jungle.
That is who I am. People like explorers. People like wanderers.
We're all on this journey together. And it's such a pleasure to find someone, for
even just a minute, to hold hands with and kiss.

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