How To Be More Impressive

June 17, 2020

Suppose we want to publish something that is as simple as

1+1=3 (1)
This is not very impressive. If we want our article to be accepted by IEEE
reviewers, we have to be more abstract. So, we could complicate the left
hand side of the expression by using

ln(e) = 1 sin2 x + cos2 x = 1

and the right hand side can be stated as
∞
X 1
2=
i=0
2n

Therefore, Equation 1 can be

∞
X 1
ln(e) + sin2 x + cos2 x = (2)
n=0
2n
which is far more impressive. However, we should not stop here. The expres-
sion can be further complicated by using
 z
1
e = lim 1 + (3a)
z→∞ z
p
1 = cosh(y) 1 − tanh2 (y) (3b)
Equation 2 may therefore be written as
  z  ∞ p
1 2 2
X cosh(y) 1 − tanh2 (y)
ln lim 1 + + sin x + cos x = (4)
z→∞ z n=0
2n

Note: Other methods of a similar nature could also be used to enhance

the chances of acceptance for publication in journal.(Bad Joke)