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vol. cxlvi, no. 18 Friday, February 18, 2011 Since 1891

Panelists R i t e s o f Pa s s ag e Asst. soccer


debate gay coach goes
missing
marriage By Tony Bakshi
By Katherine Sola Sports Editor
Senior Staff Writer
Denis Chartier, an assistant coach
“Separate is not equal.” At the of the women’s soccer team, has
end of the Janus Forum’s panel been missing since Feb. 6, ac-
on gay marriage last night, Jesse cording to Marisa Quinn, vice
McGleughlin ’14 — the daughter president for public affairs and
of two lesbian mothers — stood University relations.
up to argue for the right of gay Chartier’s family members
couples to marry, brandishing the have filed a missing persons re-
familiar phrase to the applause of port with the Burrillville Police,
the audience in MacMillan 117. Quinn wrote in an e-mail to The
The panel featured both pro- Herald.
ponents and opponents of gay The team held a candlelight
marriage, but McGleughlin was vigil for Chartier Tuesday at 11
responding to an argument from p.m. on the Meister-Kavan Field
Douglas Allen, professor of eco- Hilary Rosenthal / Herald behind the Olney-Margolies Ath-
Professor of Comparative Literature Arnold Weinstein read from his new book, “Morning, Noon and Night” at the
nomics at Simon Fraser Univer- letic Center. Pincince and several
Brown Bookstore yesterday afternoon.
sity, who said gay couples should members of the team spoke at
be granted a marriage institution the event.
separate from that of heterosexual Weinstein reflects on growth and discovery Pincince, who was a captain
couples. with Chartier on the men’s soccer
In his presentation, Allen ex- By Emma Wohl But “Morning, Noon, and Weinstein also discussed the team at Woonsocket High School,
plored the costs and benefits of Senior Staff Writer Night” goes beyond the scope of themes in his book. Growing up said he last spoke to Chartier Feb.
opening the institution of mar- the class, looking not just at the and adolescence are areas fitting 5. “All our thoughts and prayers
riage to include gay couples. He Professor of Comparative Literature process of growing up but at grow- for the college classroom because are with Coach Denis,” Pincince
said gay, lesbian and heterosex- Arnold Weinstein read an excerpt ing old as well. students are in a sort of limbo, he said. “We’re just focusing on find-
ual couples are “much different” from his new book “Morning, Weinstein began with a defense said. ing him.”
from each other, and traditional Noon, and Night” and discussed its of literature as a subject worthy of But he said it is more difficult Chartier concluded his 16th
marriage should not include gay creation in front of a small crowd of study, emphasizing that it is “not to bring attention to the subject of year as a coach on the Bears’ staff
couples.The laws governing het- community members and students informational, but experiential.” He old age and aging. at the end of the 2010 season. He
erosexual marriage would have in the Brown Bookstore Thursday compared literature to the practice “I have the wisdom to know that coached the team for 13 years
to adapt to accommodate the afternoon. The book of literary anal- of trying on clothes in a store. It if I taught a class about growing old, from 1989-2001 and returned to
small number of gay couples, he ysis touches on the same subjects of allows readers to “try on” an experi- I would have an attendance of zero,” the program in 2008, according
argued, with negative effects on confusion, isolation and discovery ence, he said. Weinstein said. to the athletics department.
heterosexual couples, including experienced in adolescence that But literature is also a voyage, The chapter he chose to read The University “has made sup-
a higher divorce rate. Weinstein teaches in the first-year he added, one that is cheaper and analyzes “a book that nobody’s ever port services available to mem-
He described civil unions as seminar COLT 0610D: “Rites of more comfortable than today’s air bers of the community affected
a parallel institution to marriage Passage.” travel. continued on page 2 by the news,” Quinn wrote.
for gay couples, and suggested the

Magic class melds


possibility of creating one type of
union for lesbians and another I scream for ice cream
for gays.

philosophy, science
On the other side of the de-
bate, M.V. Lee Badgett, professor
of economics at the University of
Massachusetts at Amherst, said
there was virtually no difference By Anne simons brain is concerned, your room
between heterosexual and gay Staff Writer was dirty one moment and clean
couples and that gay marriage the next. This may be possible
poses “no harm to the institution Your room is in complete disar- through the practice of modern
of marriage.” She highlighted sim- ray — clothes everywhere, books magic — a blend of magic, phi-
ilar divisions of labor and income and notebooks scattered across losophy and cognitive science.
disparity in gay and heterosexual your bed, old take-out containers Evan Stites-Clayton ’11, who
households. Both gay and hetero- littering the floor. You absolutely turned heads last semester with
sexual couples want to marry for hate cleaning, but it has to be done his Group Independent Study
reasons of “love, commitment and — can magic help? Project on lucid dreaming, is cast-
mutual support,” Badgett said. ing his spell on broader themes
Andrew Koppelman, professor FEature of magic in a course this semester
of law at Northwestern University, called “Modern Magic and Mysti-
described two different models This was the hypothetical cism.”
of marriage. The older, more problem recently posed to mem- The class is not recognized by
traditional model sees couples bers of a student group studying the University for credit and is in-
getting married soon after they magic. stead what Stites-Clayton termed
mature sexually for the purpose You could clean your room a “group unofficial student proj-
of procreation. He then described and then practice a form of self- ect,” or “GUSP.” It is sponsored
a newer model, in which couples hypnotism to make your brain by Global Extensions, a support Hilary Rosenthal / Herald
forget the unpleasant memories, Students attended the annual Liquid Nitrogen Ice Cream Event hosted by the
continued on page 3 the group proposed. As far as your continued on page 3 Brown chemical engineering group yesterday in Barus and Holley.
weather

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editorial..............6 Bears set sights on Ivy, Uhrick ’11 looks back
Opinion.................7 national titles on her education
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2 Campus News The Brown Daily Herald
Friday, February 18, 2011

calendar News in brief


Today february 18 ToMORROW february 19
Holbrooke ’62
1:15 P.M.
Jumu’ah Prayers,
1 P.m.
Free Super Smash Tournament,
honored at U.N.
J. Walter Wilson, Room 411 Harkness House Distinguished diplomat
Richard Holbrooke ’62 was
6 p.m. 6 p.m.
honored in a memorial
A Reading by Carlos Yushimito, Men’s Basketball vs. Princeton, ceremony at the United
Brown Bookstore Pizzitola Center Nations on Thursday afternoon.
“(Holbrooke) believed

menu profoundly in this


extraordinary organization.
He understood its potential,”
SHARPE REFECTORY VERNEy-WOOLLEY DINING HALL
said Secretary-General Ban
LUNCH Ki-Moon, according to a Feb. 17
Hot Ham Sandwich, Green Beans Chicken Fingers, Vegan Nuggets, article in the U.N. News Centre.
with Garlic, Vegan Roasted Corn Cobbets, Vegan Brown Rice “But as a realist, he knew
Vegetable Burrito, Spanish Rice Pilaf, M&M Cookies its limits … He demanded
as much of it as he gave
DINNER
of himself. In other words,
Linguini Pasta tossed in Olive Oil, Beef Lo Mein, Egg Foo Young, Sticky everything.”
Mussels in Marinara Sauce, Stuffed Rice, Focaccia, Stir Fry Vegetable Best remembered for his
Shells Florentine, Pound Cake Medley, Pound Cake work brokering the 1995
Dayton Accords, which put an
end to the violence in Bosnia,
Sudoku Holbrooke was a veteran
public servant under multiple
presidents in various roles,
most recently as a special
envoy to Afghanistan and
Pakistan.
Julien Ouellet / Herald Serving as the United States
“Morning, Noon, and Night” by Professor of Comparative Literature Arnold Ambassador to the U.N. from
Weinstein.
1999 to 2001, Holbrooke was

Professor addresses age


also instrumental in getting the
Security Council to recognize
the HIV/AIDS epidemic as
and transition in new book a major security issue and
ensuring that the organization
continued from page 1 presents one with “deficits but continued its missions in
also openings” in the form of re- Kosovo and Timor-Leste,
heard of ” — the out-of-print “Out membering everything from past according to the U.N. News
of Mind” by Dutch author J. Bern- events, friends and long-dead fam- Centre article.
lef. The story is a first-person nar- ily members to one’s “earliest erotic But Ban said in the article,
rative told by a man slowly losing yearnings.” “perhaps his greatest coup
his grip on reality as he succumbs The chapter certainly had its was negotiating the historic
to Alzheimer’s disease. fair share of sadness, especially as deal on (withheld) U.S. dues
Crossword But Weinstein said the book is Weinstein acknowledged his own to the United Nations,” a task
not entirely dismal. It shows us that connection to the final line he quot- Holbrooke accomplished
there “must be some psychic law of ed — “I want to be found. I want to by convincing dozens of
conservation” — that despite los- go home.” What began as a literary congressmen and foreign
ing awareness of the present, the exercise — writing about the role ministers of the importance
protagonist regains the experience of old age in classic literature — ul- of U.S. aid. The U.S. eventually
of some past event he believes he timately became a more personal, paid back the entire amount
is living. existential experience, he said. it owed to the organization —
The passage Weinstein read “I think it could be the last book just under $1 billion.
notes that old age, accompanied I write,” he added. “It has the feeling Aside from his diplomatic
by the loss of mental faculties, of a farewell to me.” work, Holbrooke was also
involved in journalism,

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Friday, February 18, 2011 Campus News 3
Magic class solves problems, not potions Janus Forum hosts
continued from page 1
debate on gay marriage
group that helps unusual projects
at Brown, he said. continued from page 1 that marriage should support the
He defined magic as “actions nuclear family. A student asked
that will result in experienced use contraception to delay child- her whether infertile heterosexual
consequences.” This more mod- bearing and marriage until after couples should be prevented from
ern, practical conception of magic their education, with the result of marrying. In response, Gallagher
includes lucid dreaming, aware- falling marriage rates and higher highlighted the historical impor-
ness and hypnosis, according to income families. Gay couples re- tance of sexual potency rather
the group’s website. But “anything semble the latter sort of married than fertility in marriage. Allen
could be defined as magic,” Stites- couples, but not the former, he added that infertile couples are
Clayton said. said. “freeriders” on the institution of
The Harry Potter series has Badgett and Allen also clashed marriage, because they do not
shaped perceptions of magic as over statistics. Badgett said several negatively impact heterosexual
potions, spells or wands. But that surveys suggest that 2 to 3 percent couples.
is fantastical magic, not the kind of Americans are gay or bisexual, The panelists also addressed
practiced by students at Brown. while Allen cited data that only the symbolic importance of gay
One also would not see any rab- 0.7 percent of Canadians identify marriage. Badgett said gay mar-
bits pulled out of hats in Stites- as gay, with only 6,900 children ried couples felt a sense of “social
Clayton’s group. living in gay households. He said inclusion” after they married. She
Their brand of magic is less the low Canadian figure meant le- also said that, historically, mar-
about directly influencing the galizing gay marriage is not worth riage’s exclusivity has helped to
world and other people and more the “inclusion costs.” create the social identity of lesbi-
about influencing the self, Stites- Maggie Gallagher, president ans and gay men. Allen said gay
Clayton said. They practice “more of the Institute for Marriage and marriage devalues the institution
of an internal magic,” he added. Public Policy, drew attention to of marriage. While Gallagher said
The goal of learning about this the relationship between marriage it is “not discriminatory to treat
type of magic is to improve one’s and responsible procreation. Gal- different things differently,” Kop-
life, Stites-Clayton said. Increased lagher argued that children “long pelman described civil union as a
mental control in alternate con- for” a mother and a father and palpable insult to gays.
sciousnesses can result in better
control over the conscious world,
he said. Students of magic can live
a “more fully embodied existence”
as a result of study. The study of
magic has not been taken seri-
ously in recent centuries because
of the dominance of science and
its ability to explain the world,
Stites-Clayton said.
Magical techniques useful in
the Middle Ages have been for-
gotten. But with an updated per-
spective and the use of modern
technology, they can be relevant
to the our world, he said.
Though last semester’s lucid
dreaming project was approved as
a GISP, Stites-Clayton decided not
to pursue the same designation Courtesy of Evan Stites-Clayton
for “Modern Magic and Mysti- This image, drawn by Evan Stites-Clayton ’11, depicts potential magical
cism.” Getting the lucid dream- solutions to the problem of an unattractive boyfriend.
ing GISP through the approval
process was difficult, he said. Be- scious of their dreaming world. whenever she wanted. The group
cause this new project “is even The class meets weekly to dis- acknowledged that figuring out
more fringe,” it would have been cuss concepts, view videos and how to accomplish these goals
extremely hard to get it approved, brainstorm about magical scenar- practically would be more dif-
he added. Stites-Clayton also said ios. Stites-Clayton has a collection ficult.
he was frustrated by the GISP sys- of books that are relevant to class Some aspects of this “magic”
tem, which limited the number of discussions which he lends out are more like behavioral therapy
students in the course to 12, even for students to read. Titles on the and psychology than anything
though about 70 had signed up. online syllabus include “Psychic else. This is certainly not a wand-
He also said that because the class Self-Defense” and “The Runes of waving class, Stites-Clayton said,
does not bestow credit, people Sweden.” though they might make wands
have to be more engaged in the A recent class meeting of later on in the semester. He ac-
subject matter to participate. roughly 15 students featured a knowledged that the practice
The “GUSP” started with the discussion about the relation be- shares similarities with psychol-
practice of lucid dreaming. Stites- tween sexual mojo and magical ogy but said the distinction is that
Clayton said it is crucial to reveal powers. For Stites-Clayton, “sexu- psychology relies on hard data as
magical techniques gradually. If al energy and magical energy are proof, while magic is the “science
students are deluged with meth- exactly the same,” he said. of experience.” The group learns
ods from the start, they will be- The group worked on a magi- about what others have tried as
come frustrated by their initial cal practice problem involving well as the results they reported,
failures and give up, he said. The controlling perceptions of at- but group members must try
most basic method of learning to tractiveness. In the proposed techniques on their own to de-
lucid dream is the reality check scenario, Sue has a boyfriend termine what works for them,
— pinching one’s nose and trying who does not resemble her ideal Stites-Clayton said.
to inhale. The idea is that if one man, Brad Pitt. How can Sue use But, Stites-Clayton said, we
does this many times throughout magic to find her boyfriend more must be careful about who be-
the day, one will accidentally do attractive? gins to learn magic. Magic is very
it while dreaming. If one cannot One group member’s sug- dangerous in the hands of those
breathe, he is in reality, but if he gestion was to use mind control who cannot tell the difference be-
can breathe, he becomes aware techniques to change Sue’s idea of tween a dream state and reality,
that he is in a dream. The other the perfect man, from Pitt to her he said. Citing the famous quote
initial step is keeping a dream boyfriend. Another proposal was from “Spiderman,” he said, “With
journal, he added, which allows to use mind control to supplant great power comes great respon-
students to become more con- Brad Pitt’s face on her boyfriend sibility.”
4 Sports Friday The Brown Daily Herald
Friday, February 18, 2011

M. Lacrosse

Bears eye nat’l championship


A magical remedy
By Ethan Mccoy for the Wizards
Assistant Sports Editor
regular season game against Duke,
who went on to win the national
also have to rely on its 10 freshmen
to contribute immediately to help
championship. The Bears will have fill the shoes of last year’s seniors, continued from page 8 that they could use to sweeten the
Coming off a 2010 season in which another shot at the Blue Devils this including Thomas Muldoon ’10 and deal if anyone needs more convinc-
the men’s lacrosse team finished 8-6, season on March 29. Reade Seligmann ’10, who ranked 2. Find a way to dump Rashard ing. Really, though, it’s a trade where
won five of its last six regular season “In terms of the biggest chal- second and third on the team in Lewis’ toxic contract. everyone wins. The Wizards build
games and finished in a four-way tie lenge, it’s exciting to have Duke on points, respectively. The second order of business is for the future, the Kings think they
for the Ivy League championship, the the schedule again,” Tiffany said. “As a whole, every one of them getting rid of the turd sandwich that are getting a good center, the Lakers
Bears are hungry to get on the field “They’re the national champions, has done a wonderful job acclimating is Rashard Lewis’ contract. When I get better. Wait, what am I doing?
once more. and to go to Durham two years in to Division I lacrosse,” Tiffany said. was looking to move him, I had to Dear God, What am I doing? Oh
“I think last year, a lot of us would a row to play against the defending “Every single man has sacrificed his keep a couple of things in mind. The wait, this can’t happen because of the
say, finished on the disappointing champions is a unique opportunity own personal goals ... to go from the team that would take the contract enormous man-crush that the Lak-
side,” said defenseman Peter Fallon for us. It’s one that we’re looking big man to the little man on campus, would have to be a contender that ers’ GM Jerry Buss has on Bynum.
’11, one of three captains. “We fin- forward to.” every one has made the transition just needs role players because that’s Trades like this, though, Wizards
ished in a four-way tie for the Ivy “I think a lot of us would say that well and left their egos behind.” what Rashard is now, in a desperate fans — I could get them done.
League championship, which was we outplayed them and should have Fallon pointed out the team’s bal- situation of their own — like injured
obviously really exciting, but we lost and could have won the game,” Fal- ance of veterans and underclassmen or misbehaving players and/or slip- 3. Keep losing and draft guys like
in the first round of the tournament lon said. “So I think that’s something when asked about the team’s greatest ping in the standings ­— and have Jared Sullinger.
to Cornell, so I think going into this that we hang our hats on now — that strengths going into the new season. a ton of money to throw around, The Wiz need a Russell West-
year we have really high expecta- we can play with anybody.” “The senior and junior class, a so they won’t blink at the money brook to John Wall’s Kevin Durant.
tions.” The 2011 Bears feature a mix of lot of kids have played a long time Rashard is owed. Give up? An overachiever to complement a
But the team is hoping for success experienced veterans and a large as three or four-year starters,” Fallon Ladies and gentlemen, the Los hyped second-round draft pick. So
not only on the field, but also in the freshman class expected to contrib- said. “I think it’s that, complemented Angeles Lakers! Cue Lakers fans I’m telling the coaches to put us in
classroom. ute from the start. On defense, Fallon by the younger guys who are going getting put on edge by the Celtics the tank and get some lottery picks.
“The first objective for this pro- is a two-time All-Ivy and All-New to step up and embrace their roles.” fan suggesting that they would trade ESPN’s Chad Ford made a cool Draft
gram is a successful academic year,” England selection. On the offensive The Bears’ season begins Feb. for Rashard. Mock Lottery oddsmaker you can
said Head Coach Lars Tiffany ’90, end, fellow captain Andrew Feinberg 26, when they host Quinnipiac at Hear me out. Because it sounds run and see who gets what. Almost
adding that the team grade point ’11 — whose 98 career goals rank Stevenson Field. Tiffany said he sees crazy, but think about this three- every time I ran it, the Wizards got
average must remain a 3.25 or higher. 11th in school history — will lead the game as a great chance to get off teamer with the Sacramento Kings. Jared Sullinger, a talent who has had
“Second goal is to win the Ivy League, the Bears’ attack. The third captain, to a strong start. The Wiz get Samuel Dalem- some rough games that have made
and the third objective is to pursue Jimmy Wittpenn ’11, is a physical “Quinnipiac was 8-6 last year. We bert’s expiring contract and Ron his draft value fall, but a guy whom
and win a national championship.” force in the midfield. Other top scor- were 8-6 last year,” Tiffany said. “It’s Artest, who has been a distraction I think is going to be a great talent
Brown has recently proven it can ers should include Parker Brown ’12 the opening game for both of us, and all year, can’t shoot and has a bad when he gets here. If we lose another
compete on a national stage, and Fal- and David Hawley ’11, who was se- it’s a big one. I look to this one as contract of his own. But his contract year, we’re back in the lottery and
lon called a national championship lected 40th overall in this January’s the first opportunity for the version is much cheaper and a year longer looking to do some damage.
a “realistic goal.” The Bears earned Major League Lacrosse draft. 2011 Brown lacrosse to really prove than Rashard’s, and his “excellent”
an NCAA playoff bid in 2009 and Even though the leadership and ourselves as a team, as a program, as defense could easily be mimed by 4. Sign Eddy Curry to a $60 million
lost by only one goal last year in a talent is there, Tiffany’s squad will a united front.” Matt Barnes who is just sitting on dollar contract when he becomes
the bench. The Kings get Andrew available at the end of this season.
Bynum and one of the Wizard’s ex- Cue laugh track. Cut to Knicks
Aboubakare ’11 hopes to be a role model piring contracts, Yi Jianlian or some-
thing like that. Lakers get Rashard
fans glaring at me before scream-
ing “But we are getting Carmelo!”
continued from page 8 Because we were available to — I play a lot of tough people. One for spot-up shooting off the bench Nets fans rub hands together and
each other when we were little, we of my main goals is to be a leader out and DeMarcus Cousins from the cackle to themselves in a dark corner,
now, I like to watch (Rafael) Nadal pushed each other. But we were there and set a good example for the Kings. Cousins has been putting up plotting.
because he’s such a fighter, and it’s also supportive of each other. We younger players. And for the team, I numbers but is a behavioral night-
nice to see that kind of heart — it’s were doubles partners. We were best just want us to keep playing as a team mare for the Kings. A scary dad fig- 4 (Actual). Use cap room in three
really tangible when he’s out there. friends growing up, and we’re still and supporting each other. Although ure like Kobe Bryant would whip to four years to toss around
best friends. tennis is an individual sport, you him into shape. weight on the free agent market.
What is the strongest part of really take a lot of energy from the I can see everyone rolling their Washington isn’t New York or
your game? What are your personal and people around you. eyes, but why not? Who says no to Los Angeles, but it’s a serviceably
I guess I just never give up. People team goals for the rest of the sea- this? Bynum is always hurt and will big market. And a lot of guys would
find it hard to play me because even son? Do you have any plans of play- never have a healthy season in the want to play with John Wall. We
when I’m down, or really way down, My personal goals are to keep ing competitively after college? NBA — mark my words. Not to could make a run at Dwight How-
I can pick myself up and keep fight- improving. It’s funny because this is Everyone has asked me if I want mention the Lakers are better with- ard, for example. I’m sure someone
ing. ... I’m not anything special. I’m my last season, and for me to keep to go pro. And that would be awe- out Bynum because then Gasol plays else pays him more, but we can try.
much smaller than everyone else, so improving, it’s like, ‘Well, what’s it some, but it’s expensive. I guess my center and Odom plays power for- We can pursue big-name guys like
I just have to grind it out. for?’ But I just think having growth main competitive stuff will be going ward. Seriously, since he’s been back, Kevin Love or sneaky ones like J.J.
in this game is important. It makes it back out to the public tennis courts they have been worse. Cousins is a Redick. We will have the cap room.
Are you and your sister (team- more fun, and it just gives me a goal and playing against those old guys monster talent, can contribute right Use this to build around Wall and
mate Carissa Aboubakare ’12) always. I obviously want to win all again. That’s like some of the best now and will only get better. Shan- JaVale McGee, who is blossoming
competitive with each other? my matches, but it’s going to be hard memories I’ve had in my life. non Brown, or Barnes for defense, into a quality starting center, and we
can start in Artest’s spot. Maybe even have ourselves a contender.
Rashard! Too much. What do you think Wiz fans?
The Kings get rid of the trou- Yes? No? Stop treating hypotheti-
bling Cousins, who could get into cal situations like they could hap-
an Arenas-esque situation any day pen? Fine. But when my plan works
now and be suspended and useless, and President Obama meets The
pick up Bynum who, when he plays, Wiz in his second term after they
is very good — he won’t be healthy, win the championship and gives a
but the Kings don’t know that — and speech that includes him gesturing
make themselves cap room for next at John Wall and exclaiming “Not
season. even Mr. Gorbachev could tear down
The Wiz are stuck with Artest’s this Wall!” you remember what I
contract, but would you rather pay did for you.
Rashard $20 million over the next
three years or pay Artest $7 million
dollars a year over the next four? Sam Sheehan ’12 came up with
Also, Artest’s defense renders him this column idea while playing
serviceable. Plus, Dalembert’s mon- around on ESPN’s Trade Machine
ster $13 million dollar expiring re- for three hours on Valentine’s Day
ally frees up some cap room to get and, yes, he thinks he has his pri-
involved in the hunt for a young free orities straight. Tell him how aw-
agent. ful you think his trade is at sam_
The Wizards have some expiring sheehan@brown.edu or follow
contracts and guys like Josh Howard him on Twitter @SamSheehan.
The Brown Daily Herald
Friday, February 18, 2011 Arts & Culture 5
Ensemble embraces Where Celtic sounds meet Motown soul
Turkish tradition
By Kristina Fazzalaro influences from the 1960s on the music in the heart of Motown,
Arts & Culture Editor new album as well. “Speed of Darkness” was recorded
The band began working on in a converted church in North
Take a healthy dose of punk, more “Speed of Darkness” in Detroit, Carolina. And though the chuch
By Sarah Mancone “got involved in the music scene than a little rock-and-roll and a hometown of the band’s fiddler was not a traditional studio, the
Staff Writer there,” he said. heaping cup of traditional Irish Brigdet Regan. “We spent three atmosphere did have its perks —
When he returned home, Fos- music. Now crank up the bass, mix months there,” Hensley said. including beautiful stained glass
For musicians with an interest in sum discovered Turkish music and repeat. The end result — the “Some of the songs definitely have windows and exceptional acous-
Middle Eastern music, the Univer- after meeting a Turkish musi- soulful lyrics, fast rhythms and a Motown vibe.” tics, Hensley said.
sity is now offering a performance cian, he said, and learning “how driving melodies of Celtic-punk “Lyrically, we are all affected The band also chose to record
group students can enroll in for to play some Turkish folk music band Flogging Molly — is sure to by the world around us,” Hensley one of the songs on the album to-
credit — MUSC 0691: “Middle with him.” send listeners to Ireland and back said. The new album “talks about gether as a group, Hensley said.
Eastern Ensemble,” directed by But a background in Turkish by the end of the song. where we are at in the world and “When you record together, you
Mehmet Sanlikol, visiting assis- or Middle Eastern music is not The band will perform at Lupo’s what we want to see happening.” can’t help but hear or feel ambient
tant professor of music. necessary to be a member of the Heartbreak Hotel Feb. 22 as part “Don’t Shut ’Em Down,” the sounds,” he said. “We are a better
The ensemble focuses primar- group — “everyone is invited,” of its seventh “Green 17 Tour,” the first single released off “Speed of live band than a recorded band,”
ily on Turkish music, which is Sanlikol said. band’s annual countdown to St. Darkness,” definitely has a differ- he added, explaining that record-
Sanlikol’s expertise, said Ezra “I saw it in the Morning Mail,” Patrick’s Day. This year’s perfor- ent feel to it. Punk and rock influ- ing together lends that live sound
Mauer ’13, a cellist in the group. Mauer said, and “thought it would mance will include a preview of ences are prevalent, but the song to the album as well.
Though the music the group be a nice idea.” the band’s newest album, “Speed of begs the question: Has the band Flogging Molly welcomed
performs is of a specific origin, “Everybody’s new to it,” Fos- Darkness,” to be released May 24. lost some of its signature sound? back producer Ryan Hewitt, who
there is still “huge variety,” San- sum said, and even with his prior Flogging Molly has been to- The change in sound after worked with the band on “Float.”
likol said. Within Turkish music, exposure, he is “learning the ropes gether for over a decade, combin- “Float” — the band’s previous al- “He’s really excellent at hearing
there are Jewish, Greek and Ar- pretty much like everyone else.” ing their Irish roots with punk bum, which reached the number stuff with his ear,” Hensley said.
menian influences. The group does not require rock sounds to create a kick-up- one spot on the Billboard execu- “He’d come in and rearrange
The group also plays music auditions, Fossum said. Of all your-heels-and-do-a-jig — while tive chart — is surprising but not things, manipulate it — and when
from nearby areas such as north- the students that came to the moshing at the same time — altogether unwelcome. It high- he was done, it was just so much
ern Greece and the Balkans and first class, only one left when he sound. lights the band’s versatility and better.” Hewitt also joined the
will feature music of Kurdish and decided the music’s difficulty was According to accordionist Matt growth, though diehard fans may band during their writing process
Arabic origin, he said. beyond his level. Hensley, the new album will “defi- be skeptical upon first listening. in Detroit. “We’re all so close to it
Though the group originally “It is a self-selecting group,” nitely sound like Flogging Molly, Regardless of the musical ar- that it’s good to have outside ears
formed last semester, advertising Mauer said. but it’s definitely different also.” It rangements, the lyrics of “Don’t that say, ‘Try this,’” Hensley added.
for the spring semester was more There are seven to eight recalls more punk rock and rock- Shut ’Em Down” are powerful “Everybody’s my brother and
effective and led to the creation musicians in the group cur- and-roll influences, Hensley said. and carry with them an impor- sister,” he said. The band has its
of a larger, “more official” group, rently, which is a good number, That does not mean the beats are tant message for today. They sing, good days, bad days and its strug-
Sanlikol said. Fossum said. “It is big enough faster but that the arrangement “Lately, the 21st century’s been gles — “like a retarded, boozy fam-
Sanlikol was hired last year to that we can have a lot of fun.” of the instruments lends itself to crazy / It’s a sign of the times / ily,” he added.
teach a lecture course on Turk- The group is open to almost any this sound. Buildings decomposing in slum- A boozy family perhaps — but
ish music, and he “came up with instrument except instruments “We are continually trying to ber / There’s no work for all till it is one known for its energetic
the idea of adding an ensemble to that have “fixed tones,” like piano change ourselves,” Hensley said. they wake.” live performances, meaningful
the class that would follow it,” he and guitar, Sanlikol said. The sound of the new album calls One of the best qualities of lyrics and unique sound. Though
said, adding that the department Some of the current instru- to mind good music from 20 or 30 Flogging Molly’s music is the that sound has undergone some
“welcomed the idea.” ments include cellos, trumpets, years ago, but that is new for Flog- group’s storytelling ability — their changes recently, “Speed of Dark-
Though he is Turkish, Sanlikol clarinets and voice. Sanlikol sings ging Molly, he said. “It has an old, lyrics do not purely aspire to be ness” captures that Flogging Molly
said he did not come to the U.S. and plays an instrument called sentimental vibe that I like, but I’m catchy but also to weave together spirit.
with an interest in Turkish music. an oud, which is a type of lute, so close to it,” he explained. a message that is relatable and true “We are Flogging Molly at the
He attended Berklee College of Fossum said. According to a Jan. 19 article for its listeners. The group suc- end of the day,” Hensley said, “so
Music in Boston as a jazz pianist. The ensemble will not be giv- in Alternative Press, the fans can ceeds here again. we’re going to sound like Flogging
In his time touring and per- ing any public performances yet expect to hear some blues and Though the band wrote the Molly.”
forming jazz music professionally, since there have only been two
he became interested in ethnomu-
sicology — the study of music in
relation to its social and cultural
meetings so far, but there will
probably be a concert at the end
of the year, Sanlikol said.
comics
contexts. It was then, he said, that It is uncertain if the group will Dot Comic | Eshan Mitra and Brendan Hainline
he started taking an interest in continue in future semesters, and
Turkish and Ottoman studies. “depends on whether I will keep
David Fossum GS, a member on teaching at Brown,” Sanlikol
of the group, said he discovered said.
an interest in ethnomusicology Until then, he said, “The more
while he was a member of the people who want to come learn
Peace Corps in Turkmenistan. about Middle Eastern music the
His interest was piqued when he merrier.”

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Friday, February 18, 2011

Diamonds & Coal Editorial comic by erik stayton and


evan donahue
Coal to the Corporation, for raising tuition 3.5 percent. We didn’t
know this was what you meant by “Plan for Academic Enrichment.”

A cubic zirconium to Maggie Gallagher, president of the Institute


for Marriage and Public Policy, who said it’s “not discriminatory
to treat different things differently.” Except in the dictionary.

A cubic zirconium to Herald athlete of the week Bianca Aboubakare


’11, who set the school record for career singles victories this week
and told The Herald, “Playing against those old Vietnamese guys is
crazy. They play with beer bottles, paddles, chairs, and they’re really
smart.” Congratulations, but when did we stop talking about tennis
and start talking about the most epic drinking game of all time?

Coal to Gov. Lincoln Chafee ’75 P’14, who plans to visit Baltimore,
Cleveland and Pittsburgh for ideas about jump-starting the state
economy. Chafee then plans to tour Russia and China to inform his
efforts to protect civil liberties, before swinging through England and
Ireland to learn about improving Rhode Island’s cuisine.

A cubic zirconium to Professor of Economics Glenn Loury, who


said, “A month is way too long and not long enough to look at black
history in the context of American history.” That makes no sense. Or
maybe it makes way too much sense.

A diamond to the adorably naive owner of the Colosseum — a


nightclub vying to replace the Wednesday night hole left by the Fish
Company’s closing — who said of the club’s first “Brown night” that
he “had no trouble. Everyone was great.” Just wait.

A diamond to Senior Lecturer in Neuroscience John Stein, who


told The Herald, “Humans regularly do things that don’t make sense
within the realm of biology.” Now we know why Toledo Pizza in a quote of the day
“Anything could be defined as magic.”
Cone is still in business.

Coal to Vice President for Alumni Relations Todd Andrews ’83,


who told The Herald, “Brown is a very romantic place.” Clearly he
hasn’t spoken to Jeb Koogler ’11, who estimated “Valentine’s Day can
be rough for, I would say, 90 percent of people.”
— Evan Stites-Clayton ‘11, see magic on page 1.
A cubic zirconium to Tom Miotke ’14, who called a weekend
speed dating event at Peterutti Lounge a “cluster(expletive).” We
appreciate the enthusiasm, but Sex Power God isn’t until November.

Coal to Michael Kennedy, director of the Watson Institute for


International Studies, which shocked the world last Friday by increas-
Correction
ing requirements for all future international relations concentrators, A front-page article in Tuesday’s Herald (“McCormick motions for second recusal,” Feb. 15) incorrectly indicated
before backing down Wednesday night and making concessions to that McCormick’s motion was filed Feb. 14. In fact, the motion was filed Feb. 11. The Herald regrets the error.
sophomores who have not yet declared. In the five-day Providence
Requirement Crisis, Kennedy blinked first. We see Watson Senior

Clarification
Fellow Sergei Khrushchev’s fingerprints all over this one. Adlai
Stevenson to be played by Professor of Political Science Mark Blyth.

An article in Thursday’s Herald (“Fish no: staff adjust to quieter Wednesdays,” Feb. 17) stated that Ann Hoff-
man, director of administration for dining services, wrote in an e-mail to The Herald that Josiah’s managers
have adjusted to the Fish Company’s closing. Hoffman wrote that Jo’s managers were aware of Fish Co.’s closing.

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Peeking into the dark corners of history
stories of the millions of families lifted filled with ever-increasing amounts of that comes to light after spending time
out of poverty. We learn about the depths awesome. in a foreign country, is that all countries
Michelle Uhrick of sectarianism in the Middle East but We learn, of course, about the demons teach history this way. Domestic history
not the success of the Ottoman Empire that we faced along the way — racism, is about glories accomplished, demons
Opinions Columnist in keeping much of it under one rule for sexism, classism. Demons that we have, vanquished. Looking at foreign coun-
centuries. We learn about the developing to the best of our collective ability, van- tries through foreign eyes makes you re-
world, and we sympathize with its strug- quished, but whose regrettable stain is alize that all countries and cultures can
As I face my graduation and possibly gles. We learn about the developed world still spilled across the pages of our his- have their horrifically negative quali-
the last semester of my education, I am and its struggles, and we see a warning, tory books. That we continue to actively ties drawn into the light. When I stud-
tempted to look back and ask, “What but rarely do we study a place and actu- guard against these problems and exam- ied international relations in Ireland and
have I learned?” ally learn. ine these stains really is evidence of how Germany, I realized that students abroad
The answer — which is especially rel- American history, on the other hand, far we have come and how noble we are. learn about the United States in the ex-
evant in debates about the value of a lib- act same way — they point out our bur-
eral arts education — is that in college, geoning obesity, our violent crime rates,
you often find yourself learning the same the irrationality of our politics and some-
thing over and over again. In different times ignore all that is good about us.
forms, in different places, with different In many ways, the story is the same across all the differ- Look at them, they say, how broken they
skills sets — but still, at the end of the are. How they keep spiraling further into
day, the same basic concepts. ent fields of social science, and even across time from their violence, their lack of care for each
The social sciences in particular fall high school to college: We learn about the broken and other and the world, their hedonism and
into this pattern. When we study the decadence. That does not mean they are
foreign, we study the dysfunctional and the interesting, not the functional and “boring.” right — but it is shocking to realize how
dark. When we study the domestic, we are easy it is to demonize something by sim-
often myopic and limited in our scope. A ply removing the good qualities from the
true liberal arts education should exam- bad, without teaching any lies at all.
ine what works in society as well as what’s Break the cycle. Take those cours-
broken, and should question things that which most people know from high Unexplored, however, are often the de- es about developing countries and defi-
we take for granted, from democracy to school, always seems to be taught on mons that we might still be avidly em- nitely explore the darkest corners of the
liberalism to free trade. fast-forward: Start with the colonies, the bracing — from Vietnam to higher ed- United States’ past. But also take courses
In many ways, the story is the same American Revolution, George Washing- ucation to CIA involvement in foreign on what works around the world — what
across the different fields of social sci- ton, Native Americans and the War of coups. other countries are doing right that may-
ence, and even across time from high 1812. Fast-forward to the Civil War, the Brown offers high hopes for this di- be we are not, and come to it with the
school to college: We learn about the bro- fantastic defeat of the South and slavery in chotomy to change — finally, a chance mind that you have something to learn.
ken and the interesting, not the function- one fell blow. Fast-forward to World War to light up all those dark corners of his-
al and “boring.” We learn about the dev- I, briefly, and then World War II, Ameri- tory. But when we study the foreign, we
astation of World War II but not about ca in all its world-saving glory. And then still focus on the broken and warped, and
the European unification that came af- time always seems to run out for the epi- when we study the domestic, we still fo- Michelle Uhrick ’11 is an international re-
ter it. We learn about the horrors of the logue, the insignificant and uninspiring cus on the demons of days past, of the lations and economics concentrator from
Cultural Revolution and the hypocrisy of Korea-Bay-of-Pigs-Vietnam-Watergate- comforting we-know-better now. Connecticut. She can be reached at
China’s “Communist” Party but not the Gulf-War footnote to this tale otherwise The dirtiest secret in all this, and one michelle_uhrick@brown.edu.

It’s your right —


use it now.

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the Brown Friday, February 18, 2011

Taking a W. LACROSSE

Wiz (-ards Bruno Sets Sights On Ivy League Title


franchise) to By Sam Wickham
Contributing Writer

the playoffs Despite a seventh-place finish in the


Ivy League last season, the women’s
lacrosse team believes it has the
potential to challenge for the con-
ference title in 2011.
“We want to make Brown his-
tory,” said tri-captain Paris Water-
man ’11. “A big goal of ours is to get
By Sam Sheehan to the Ivy League tournament and
Sports Columnist win a championship, and I think
we have all the pieces to do that
As I sat in front of my computer pre- this year.”
paring to write this column, I stared But to make that goal a reality,
blankly at the screen, desperately Head Coach Keely McDonald ’00
racking my brain for how on Earth I said the team must commit to hard
was going to sneak a Valentine’s Day work.
theme into it. Sports and romance “We’ve talked a lot about this
mix about as well as oil and water. group of women competing to be
Sure, they touch at some points, but their best in practice and games
everywhere else they stay apart. Re- and really bringing everything they
member “Jerry Maguire II?” “Love have to every opportunity they
and Basketball II?” No? That’s because have,” McDonald said.
they didn’t happen. No one would go Even though the Bears have lofty
see a movie in which Omar Epps gets goals for the year as a whole, they
fed up with babysitting his daughter, are making a conscious effort to
Herald file photo
can’t take watching his wife play in take the season game-by-game.
Paris Waterman ‘11 and women’s lacrosse hope to build a successful season.
the WNBA anymore and goes back “I haven’t allowed myself to
into the NBA with the Bobcats. look past the second game,” said a group that helped lead a very suc- squad, and they will be looking year, we had three one-goal losses
And the Bobcats are about as ro- tri-captain Alexa Caldwell ’11. cessful season for us, so their lead- to make an impact in these initial and were playing really well to-
mantic as a truck-stop restroom stall. “It’s our first home game against ership will be missed,” she added. games. wards the end of the season. … It
So instead, I’m going to glaze Boston University, and it’s going “I think this year’s senior class, all “The entire freshman class has doesn’t matter who the opponent
over the topic of love, put my snarky to be huge.” six, are excited to follow up where done well in the fall and preseason, is. We’re going to play the way we
comments about disgustingly happy The team lost four players to the senior class of last year left off, and I think several of them will know how to play.”
couples at nice restaurants on the graduation, but the upperclass- and they are just as motivated and look to contribute right away in our The Bears will start their season
shelf and not comfort the single men are eager to fill their roles, determined to make this season a first game,” McDonald said. at Sacred Heart Feb. 26 and will
people glaring at the aforementioned McDonald said. really great one for Brown lacrosse.” “Finally, we have all the pieces play their first home game three
couples through the windows with “The seniors from last year were Eight first-years will join the we need,” Waterman said. “Last days later against BU.
thoughts of the easiest way to slip
cyanide in their bottle of Merlot. athlete of the week
No friends. Today, my valentine
is for the good people of Washing-
ton. I suppose it is actually more of
a request than a valentine: Make me
Aboubakare ’11 hits top of Brown record books
the Washington Wizards general By tony bakshi has shaped up. The results that I have How was your high school experi-
manager. Sports Editor are a result of the wonderful people ence, and what made you decide to
You might ask yourself, “Well around this team. They’re my spar- come to Brown?
Sam, this is all fine and well, but isn’t Bianca Aboubakare ’11 walked on ring partners, they’re my teammates I always did well in school. Doing
this what your role model/favorite the court a Women’s tennis player last and they’re my friends. We all push an independent study, you had to
author/number-one-person-you- Saturday. She walked off it a school each other, so these results are not figure things out on your own and
want-to-meet, ESPN’s own Bill Sim- record-holder. With a straight-set just something that I came up with teach yourself. I think it helped to
mons, did when the Timberwolves win, 6-4, 6-0, over Alison Rauh on my own. And to come up with establish or fuel my critical thinking
job opened up?” of Davidson College, Aboubakare this record — it’s not really anything, because I wasn’t having people feed
Yes. Yes, it is. And current Wiz- clinched her 85th career singles I’d say, because I know someone else me information all the time. I had
ards GM Ernie Grunfeld actually did victory, breaking a Brown women’s in the next two years will probably to go around and find it to do well
a pretty good job dumping Arenas’ tennis record set nearly 12 years ago break it, which is really cool. in these courses. As for getting into
contract for the shorter, but still pu- by Saranga Sangakkara ’99. Abouba- Brown, that was a shocker for me.
trid, contract of Rashard Lewis. But kare — partnered with Jessica Har- When did you start playing I was mainly looking at big sports
let me outline my plan for you Wiz row ’14 — also notched her 72nd tennis? schools. When I was accepted to
fans, and let’s see if I can win you over. doubles win on the same day and I started competing when I was Brown, I was like, “Oh, that’s cool.
now needs just one more victory to 10, almost 11. I started picking up a I might as well get an education.”
1. Extend John Wall’s contract. take sole possession of the career racquet when I was seven or eight. (laughs) And it turns out that was
Sam Rubinroit / Herald
First and foremost, I’m signing doubles mark. the best decision I could have made. Aboubakare broke Brown women’s
Wall to a contract extension. He’s For her day of record perfor- Did anyone influence you to tennis career single wins record last
the centerpiece of this franchise. He mances, The Herald has named start playing? What are you studying? weekend in a victory over Davidson.
knows it. We know it. I’ll push for Aboubakare Athlete of the Week. I watched my dad play on the Human biology with a theme in
a longer contract, four years with a public courts, and that’s where I brain and behavior. I do like music.
player option for five. Honestly, price The Herald: How did it feel to started. That’s what I did my whole Do you have a favorite band?
is not an issue. We are going to have break the singles win record? life. That’s what I attribute my crafti- What are your plans after grad- Not really. I like to listen to every-
the cap room, and even if he asks Aboubakare: It was really cool. ness or whatever — playing against uation? thing. I dabble in everything.
for a max contract, I give him that I thought it was really revealing those old Vietnamese guys is crazy. Well, I would like to take extra
money. Right now, for this franchise? in terms of seeing how far (Head They play with beer bottles, paddles, classes, like a postbaccalaureate pro- Are you a big follower of pro-
Worth it. Coach) Paul (Wardlaw) has taken chairs, and they’re really smart. They gram, but at the same time do assis- fessional tennis? Do you have any
And honestly, he probably won’t. this program. … It was just really can do whatever they want with the tant coaching for tennis. I’m hoping favorite players?
That’s just a worst-case scenario. nice because I put in a lot of hard ball, and I had to adjust to that as a those two come hand in hand. That I thought Martina Hingis was
Washington isn’t really a small mar- work as a kid and to see it manifest kid. I would have to do the same would be really nice. I’m hoping to really cool for a while. I thought she
ket and, considering the high esteem itself in breaking this record was thing to beat them. So that was really eventually go to medical school in was really smart, and I try to play
the team holds him in, I think he’d cool. fun. And because I had to do that, two or three years. smart, too. I’m not someone who
really want to play here. that’s what kept me playing. I had to will try the same thing every time. I
Once we’ve got John Wall locked : What are you most proud of ac- push myself against these older guys. What do you like to do off the like to mix it up, and people have told
complishing in your Brown tennis court? me that I’m unpredictable. But right
career? You went to Morning Star Acad- I really like music. I mean, I don’t
continued on page 4 I’m most proud of how this team emy, a home schooling program. have any specific musical talents, but continued on page 4

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