Nama : Muthi’ah Nurul Izzati

NIM : A320180279

Class : L

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#1. Old Man and The Bus

One day an old man stood up on a bus halt. He looked waiting something. Then he asked to a young
man near him, “Excuse me, what time is the bus to Bandung?”

“5 minutes later,” the young man answered. “What about the bus to Semarang?” the old man asked
again. “Around 10 minutes later,” the young man answered briefly. “Where are you going to go, Sir?”

“I just wanna cross this street. I’m afraid they hit me,” the old man answered then walked crossing the
street.

#2. Bad Dream

Once there was a couple sleeping. The wife had a bad dream. She woke up, and was scared and cried.

Her husband tried to comfort her and asked why she cried. Then she replied: “I had a dream that a very
rich and handsome man kidnapped me from you.” Hearing his wife answer, the husband said: “It’s
okay, Honey, it was just a dream.”

Immediately the wife responded loudly: “That is why I’m crying.”

#3. Swimming competition

There are some people took a swimming race, such as the float, the Javanese and Sundanese. They had
to cover a distance of 24 miles, after 13 miles, Lampung people feel tired and then decided to retire
from racing. then after 17 miles, the Sunda gave up and decided to get out perlomabaan. After 24 miles,
finally Java people decided he was not able to continue the race and finally he swam back to the starting
line in the opposite direction.