Deuteronomy Interlinear Puns - Ancient Spooks

4/28/2021 Deuteronomy interlinear puns - Ancient Spooks
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🏷 Bible text · interlinear · spook law · text — by Gerry · Oct 2020 · 1187 words
The Book of Deuteronomy contains mostly Biblical laws,

interspersed with bits of the Biblical storyline. Many of these laws are
also repeated in Leviticus. I have only decrypted a small part so far,
but it seems that under the hood, they’re all spook laws.
Contents
1 How to read the interlinear puns

2 Deuteronomy 14
How to read the interlinear puns
ancient-spooks.de/texts/deuteronomy-interlinear.html 1/14
Each Hebrew word is a block; each Hebrew verse is a paragraph of

little blocks.
Blocks & text are read left-to-right, as in English.
Possible pun meaning is on light red at the top, with pun vocabulary
just below.
Original Hebrew text is in the center.
Official meaning is on light green at the bottom, with official
vocabulary just above.
Pun vocabulary is in red, whenever the meaning differs.
Pun decryption is not an exact science, so please judge yourself
whether I got it right.
Deuteronomy 14
Deuteronomy 14:3
Not shall you ever trust any

lˀ not tkl trust, confide, confident kl all, any
lˀ ‫ לא‬tˀkl ‫תאכל‬ kl ‫כל‬
lˀ not t will ˀkl eat kl all, any
Not shall you ever eat any
of the subjects.
tbˁ submit, summoned, follow tˀbˁ servant, subject, subordinate
twˁbh ‫תועבה‬
tˁb abhor, loathed, abomination
of the abhorred [animals].
Deuteronomy 14:3
tˀbˁ for “subjects” is Arabic, but the Phoenician spooks must’ve known
it. The pan-Semitic root is tbˁ for “demanding”.
Deuteronomy 14:4
[But] these are those dumb leader servants whom

zˀt this bhm dumb, driver, servant ˀšr which, whom
zˀt ‫זאת‬ hbhmh ‫הבהמה‬ ˀšr ‫אשר‬
zˀt this bhmh beast, cattle ˀšr which, whom
[But] these are those beasts which
you may trust & confide in:

tkl trust, confide, confident
tˀklw ‫תאכלו‬
t will ˀkl eat
you may eat:
the aggressive / degenerate one [??],

šwr wrestle, fighting swr turn aside, astray, degenerate
šwr ‫שור‬
šwr ox
the ox,
[one who] acts to force and subjugate,

ˁšh do, act, order, force kšb subdue kbš subdue, subjugate, force
šh ‫שה‬ kšbym ‫כשבים‬
šh sheep, lamb kšb lamb kbš lamb
a lamb from the sheep,
[one who] acts as strong & powerful,

ˁšh do, act, order, force ˁṣm strong, force, powerful
wšh ‫ושה‬ ˁzym ‫עזים‬
šh sheep, lamb ˁzym goats
a lamb from the goats,
Deuteronomy 14:4
Deuteronomy 14:5
the strong / foolish [??], the angry & quarrelsome,

ˀwl strong, foolish ṣhb angry, quarrel, hate, insult
ˀyl ‫איל‬ wṣby ‫וצבי‬
ˀyl deer, ram ṣby gazelle, roebuck
the deer the gazelle,
the strict & restrictive, the blunt & dull,

ḥmwr weighty, stringent, restrictive qhy blunt, dull, obstinate
wyḥmwr ‫ויחמור‬ wˀqw ‫ואקו‬
yḥmwr roebuck ˀqw wild goat
the roebuck, and the wild goat
the apathetic & negligent ones, the desirous & greedy,

ˀdšwn apathy dwš listless dšš neglect tˀwh desire, greedy, appetite
wdyšn ‫ודישן‬ wtˀw ‫ותאו‬
dyšn mountain goat tˀw antelope
the mountain goat, the antelope,
and the foul & corrupt.

mzr foul, corrupted
wzmr ‫וזמר‬
zmr mountain sheep, goat
and the mountain sheep.
Deuteronomy 14:5
Deuteronomy 14:6
And every dumb leader servant

kl all, every bhm dumb, driver, servant
wkl ‫ וכל‬bhmh ‫בהמה‬
kl all, every bhmh animal, cattle
And every animal
who is separated & aloof clearly & distinctively,

m of prš separate, distinguish, aloof prš clearly, distinct
mprst ‫מפרסת‬ prsh ‫פרסה‬
m of prs split, divide, hoof prs split, divide, hoof
with split hooves,
has a smooth-talking / split personality [???]

šsˁt split personality šˁywtˀ smoothness šwˁytˀ talk, tale šˁšˁ play, smooth
wšsˁt ‫ושסעת‬
šsˁt split, divide, cloven-foot
having the hoof
split [into] two parts,

šsˁ split, divide, cloven-foot šty two prs split, divide
šsˁ ‫שסע‬ šty ‫ שתי‬prswt ‫פרסות‬
šsˁ split, divide, cloven-foot šty two prs split, divide
split [into] two parts,
and who is distinguished to / will betray [?]

mˁlh distinguished, superior mˁl treacherous
mˁlt ‫מעלת‬
m of ˁlh go up, bring up, raise, rise
[and that] chews up
[the other] inferiors among the dumb servants,

grˁ inferior, less grh rival, fight b in, among bhm dumb, servant
grh ‫גרה‬ bbhmh ‫בבהמה‬
grh ground food, cud b in, among bhmh animal, cattle
the cud among the animals
in him you may confide.

ˀt to tkl trust, confide, confident
ˀth ‫ אתה‬tˀklw ‫תאכלו‬
ˀt to t will ˀkl eat
that one you may eat
Deuteronomy 14:6
The original reads “split the split and split the split in two splits”. This
much repetition simply must have a reason, such as underlying punnery.
“Split” as abbreviation for “split personality” is a modernism, but
similar ones may have existed in ancient times.
Deuteronomy 14:7
Nevertheless, in these do NOT

ˀk nevertheless ˀt to zh this lˀ not
ˀk ‫אך‬ ˀt ‫ את‬zh ‫ זה‬lˀ ‫לא‬
ˀk nevertheless ˀt to zh this lˀ not
Nevertheless, these do NOT
confide, [even though they] are distinguished

tkl trust, confide, confident mˁlh distinguished, superior mˁl treacherous
tˀklw ‫תאכלו‬ mmˁly ‫ממעלי‬
t will ˀkl eat m of ˁlh go up, bring up, raise, rise
eat, [even though they] chew up
[from the other] inferiors, or [though they] are separated

grˁ inferior, less grh rival, fight m of prš separate, distinguish, aloof
hgrh ‫הגרה‬ wmmprysy ‫וממפריסי‬
grh ground food, cud m of prs split, divide, hoof
the cud or [though they] have cloven
clearly [from] the plundered [folk?]:

prš clearly, distinct šsˁ persuade šsh incite, plunder ˀt to
hprsh ‫הפרסה‬ hšswˁh ‫השסועה‬ ˀt ‫את‬
prs split, divide, hoof šsˁ split, divide, cloven-foot ˀt to
hooves the cloven:
the kind & merciful,

gml kind, charitable ḥml mercy, pity, spare ˀt to
hgml ‫הגמל‬ wˀt ‫ואת‬
gml camel ˀt to
the camel,
the honest & innocent, and

nbr honest, innocent, pure ˀt to
hˀrnbt ‫הארנבת‬ wˀt ‫ואת‬
ˀrnb hare ˀt to
the hare and
the respectful & caring; for

spn respect, honor, care for, mind ky for
hšpn ‫השפן‬ ky ‫כי‬
špn hyrax, coney, rock-badger ky for
the rock badger [?!?] for
distinguished [among] the inferiors

mˁlh distinguished, superior grˁ inferior, less grh rival, fight
mˁlh ‫מעלה‬ grh ‫גרה‬
m of ˁlh go up, bring up, raise, rise grh cud
chew the cud
are they, but separated [from them] not

hm they prš separate, distinguish lˀ not
hmh ‫ המה‬wprsh ‫ופרסה‬ lˀ ‫לא‬
hm they prs split, divide, hoof lˀ not
do they, but [their] hooves are not
clearly, so too assimilated [to the people]

prš clearly ṭmˁ assimilated, absorbed, intermixed
hprysw ‫ הפריסו‬ṭmˀym ‫טמאים‬
prs split, divide, hoof ṭmˀ unclean
cloven, so unclean
they [are] for you.

hm they lkm to you
hm ‫ הם‬lkm ‫לכם‬
hm they lkm to you
they [are] for you.
Deuteronomy 14:7
Camels do have cloven hooves, making this “cud & hoof” law self-
contradictory on top of having no apparent motive. The only explanation
are the puns.
Deuteronomy 14:8
And [also not]

ˀt to
wˀt ‫ואת‬
ˀt to
And [also not]
the reflective & repentant, who gives things back,

ḥzr repent, restore, give back ḥzrh reflect hḥzr refund, repay
hḥzyr ‫החזיר‬
ḥzyr pig, swine
the swine,
because [although] distinguished

ky as, because m of prš separate, distinguish
ky ‫כי‬ mprys ‫מפריס‬
ky as, because m of prs split, divide, hoof
because [although] cloven
clearly he is, but not

prš clearly, distinct hwˀ he, it lˀ not
prsh ‫פרסה‬ hwˀ ‫ הוא‬wlˀ ‫ולא‬
prs split, divide, hoof hwˀ he, it lˀ not
hooves it has, but not
rivalrous to the other inferiors [??],

grˁ inferior, less grh rival, jealous, fight
grh ‫גרה‬
grh ground food, cud
[does it chew] cud,
so too assimilated he is for you.

ṭmˁ assimilated, absorbed, intermixed hwˀ he, it lkm to you
ṭmˀ ‫טמא‬ hwˀ ‫ הוא‬lkm ‫לכם‬
ṭmˀ unclean hwˀ he, it lkm to you
so unclean it is for you.
In his explanations do not trust,

pšr explain, interpret lˀ not tkl trust, confide, confident
mbšrm ‫ מבשרם‬lˀ ‫ לא‬tˀklw ‫תאכלו‬
bšr flesh, body lˀ not t will ˀkl eat
Its flesh do not eat,
his foolish ideas should not concern you.

nbl foolishness, villainous lˀ not t of ngˁ concern, afflict, reach
wbnbltm ‫ ובנבלתם‬lˀ ‫לא‬ tgˁw ‫תגעו‬
nblh carcass lˀ not t of ngˁ touch
and its carcass do not touch.
Deuteronomy 14:8
Deuteronomy 14:9
These you may entrust of all which [are]

ˀt to zh this t will ˀkl eat m of kl all ˀšr which
ˀt ‫ את‬zh ‫ זה‬tˀklw ‫תאכלו‬ mkl ‫ מכל‬ˀšr ‫אשר‬
ˀt to zh this t will ˀkl eat m of kl all ˀšr which
These you may eat of all which [are]
to be mouthpieces [??]: All that

pwm mouth, command pwmyt mouthpiece kl all ˀšr that
bmym ‫במים‬ kl ‫ כל‬ˀšr ‫אשר‬
b in mym waters kl all ˀšr that
in the waters: All that
[are] to them narrating tales

lw to him spr recount, tell, narrate
lw ‫לו‬ snpyr ‫סנפיר‬
lw to him snpyr fins
[have] to them fins
and babbling & chattering you may entrust,

qšqš prattle, babble, chatter tkl trust, confide, confident
wqšqšt ‫וקשקשת‬ tˀklw ‫תאכלו‬
qšqšt scales t will ˀkl eat
and scales you may eat,
Deuteronomy 14:9
Deuteronomy 14:10
but all which [are] not to them

kl all ˀšr which ˀyn not lw to him
wkl ‫ וכל‬ˀšr ‫אשר‬ ˀyn ‫ אין‬lw ‫לו‬
kl all ˀšr which ˀyn not lw to him
but all which [do] not [have] to them
narrating tales and babbling & chattering, not

spr recount, tell, narrate qšqš prattle, babble, chatter lˀ not
snpyr ‫סנפיר‬ wqšqšt ‫וקשקשת‬ lˀ ‫לא‬
snpyr fins qšqšt scales lˀ not
fins and scales, not
you shall entrust. Too assimilated [to the people]

tkl trust, confide, confident ṭmˁ assimilated, absorbed, intermixed
tˀklw ‫תאכלו‬ ṭmˀ ‫טמא‬
t will ˀkl eat ṭmˀ unclean
you shall eat. Unclean
they [are] for you.

hwˀ he, it lkm to you
hwˀ ‫ הוא‬lkm ‫לכם‬
hwˀ he, it lkm to you
they [are] for you.
Deuteronomy 14:10
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The Book of Deuteronomy contains mostly Biblical laws,

1 How to read the interlinear puns

How to read the interlinear puns

Each Hebrew word is a block; each Hebrew verse is a paragraph of

Not shall you ever trust any

[But] these are those dumb leader servants whom

you may trust & confide in:

the aggressive / degenerate one [??],

[one who] acts to force and subjugate,

[one who] acts as strong & powerful,

the strong / foolish [??], the angry & quarrelsome,

the strict & restrictive, the blunt & dull,

the apathetic & negligent ones, the desirous & greedy,

and the foul & corrupt.

And every dumb leader servant

who is separated & aloof clearly & distinctively,

has a smooth-talking / split personality [???]

split [into] two parts,

and who is distinguished to / will betray [?]

[the other] inferiors among the dumb servants,

in him you may confide.

Nevertheless, in these do NOT

confide, [even though they] are distinguished

[from the other] inferiors, or [though they] are separated

clearly [from] the plundered [folk?]:

the kind & merciful,

the honest & innocent, and

the respectful & caring; for

distinguished [among] the inferiors

are they, but separated [from them] not

clearly, so too assimilated [to the people]

they [are] for you.

And [also not]

the reflective & repentant, who gives things back,

because [although] distinguished

clearly he is, but not

rivalrous to the other inferiors [??],

so too assimilated he is for you.

In his explanations do not trust,

his foolish ideas should not concern you.

These you may entrust of all which [are]

to be mouthpieces [??]: All that

[are] to them narrating tales

and babbling & chattering you may entrust,

but all which [are] not to them

narrating tales and babbling & chattering, not

you shall entrust. Too assimilated [to the people]

they [are] for you.

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