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The Predatory Female - A Field Guide To Dating and The Marriage-Divorce Industry (PDFDrive)
The Predatory Female - A Field Guide To Dating and The Marriage-Divorce Industry (PDFDrive)
A FIELD GUIDE TO
DATING AND
THE MARRIAGE-DIVORCE
INDUSTRY
LAWRENCE
SHAN
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THE
PREDATORY
FEMALE
ii
-Rohok Q. Bap
-Rolando Filigree
-Oba/F. Loon
PREDATORY
FE
A FIELD GUIDE TO
DATING AND
THE MARRIAGE-DIVORCE
INDUSTRY
&LAWRENCE
SHANNON
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ISBN 0-9615938-0-6
Fourth Printing
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NOTICE
Introduction 1
Introduction
predoaotOtry (lrid'a-tOre', -tOr'e) adj. [Lat. praedatoris<
praedari to plunder-<praeda, booty.] 1. Of, pertaining to,
or characterized by plundering, pillaging, or marauding.
2. Preying on other animals: PREDACIOUS. 3. Marked
by a tendency to victimize or destroy others for one's own
benefit.--pred'aoto'rioly adv. -pred'aoto'rioness n.
TRAITS
OF THE
PREDATORY
FEMALE
INITIAL
CONSIDERATIONS
Earmarks
Unhampered By Ego
Helter Skelter
The Adversary
The Supernatural
Disguises
The Pack
Bag Check
Soaps
Ding
Q. What is a ding?
A. Listening for dings is a good way to spot
predatory females because they are a universal
trait of the creature. Unfortunately, a man
usually listens to very little of what a woman
says. With other matters on his mind, like sex,
he doesn' t carefully consider her words. This
is a mistake. On a date, though he is primarily
occupied by pulling money from his wallet, he
should train himself to listen carefully.
Eventually she will say something that doesn't
make any sense. This is a ding. He may have
to listen for several hours, but it' s worth it .
Sooner or later, if she is a predatory female,
she'll make a statement that doesn' t j ibe. If
you happen to be the listener, mentally regis
ter a DING . As your skill improves, and with
more exposure, you may be hearing dings
constantly. After you' ve heard a few, they
become easier to identify. A ding alerts you to
being in the presence of a predatory female.
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The Volcano
The Media
Feline Power
The Flash
Mutual Exclusion
N atural Talent
No Free Lunch
Doctor Doctor
The Wrangler
The Scene
Tracks
Jaws
Self Destruction
- Sigmund Freud
THE DATE AND THE
LIVE IN
- W.C. Fields
Boot Camp
Slot Machine
Public Property
The Gyno
Working
Feast Or Famine
Brinksmanship
The Stinger
A Different Drum
Russian Roulette
Q. What about V . D . ?
A. Venereal disease can b e another one of
dating' s little surprises. If you plan on doing
much sport fucking in our matriarchal society,
you'd better wear a wet suit.
Snip
Housecalls
Love Gap
Two Heads
Cheaper To Rent
Isolation
Counseling
A Test
Breaking Cover
Reminders
Collapse
The Ultimatum
Diabolical Honesty
Expensive Furs
Five Faces
The Grovel
Trial Run
The Odyssey
- Goethe
Sacrifice
- Unknown
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A Lifetime Haircut
The Contract
Q. What is marriage?
A. Marriage is a contract between three
parties, traditionally a man, a woman, and
the state. The state reserves the right to
change the conditions and obligations of the
contract without permission from the other
two parties. The ingredients of the contract
are fragmented into both statutory and case
law. The contractual agreement with the state
is rather nasty and one sided , designed to pro
tect the female and her children. It gives her
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rights to her husband' s finances, property,
and future earnings. It provides her with
leverage to have him placed under restraining
orders, evicted from his home, or subj ected to
garnishment of his wages. She may institute
proceedings to have him committed to a men
tal institution. Community property laws give
her rights to his retirement.
Q. What about premarital contracts?
A. We live in the " land of writs and torts. "
It' s a society teeming with greedy attorneys
who make enormous sums of money encour
aging marriage (a contract) and writing addi
tional contracts as codicils (prenuptial
agreements) . Attorneys are happy to sell you a
premarital or prenuptial agreement, and even
happier to bill you for its defense. Every mar
ried couple has a contract with the state.
Some have added these additional agreements
of their own. A judge may uphold or set aside
provisions of the contracts as he sees fit .
This i s a n expensive process and can b e very
emotional. It is not fun. A pre-marital con
tract may be voided if it is contrary to the
public interest, written in anticipation of a
divorce, or improperly constructed. Parties
relinquishing something must be given con
sideration. That means money. At best, a
pre-marital contract is a sticky wicket. None
theless, they are highly recommended if you
are determined to involve yourself in these
proceedings .
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War Council
Business License
Slavery
Guilt
Self Protection
Marital Bigotry
The Family
The Mother-In-Law
Hurdles
a frog
• Knowing that between fifty and ninety
cents of every dollar you make legally be
longs to your wife
• Waking up twenty five years from now with
The Ceremony
A Wise Man
The Afterglow
Procreation
Another Pitfall
Little Feet
Alternatives
Rejected
Another Viewpoint
Separation Of Powers
Perpetual Estrangement
Extreme Unction
Taps
you beforehand.
• She doesn' t want you to pick up the
mail.
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The Season
Playback Mode
A No No
Nightmares
Instruments Of Surrender
Big Wedding
A1"1"0Mtrt POR ..
JIEPONDINT:
"P!TmoN FOR --
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1. R�OENCE (otsaok.ltion only) D PeiiUoner 0 Aeepondenl hll been a Nllldlnt of INI •te far at lealt
Six months and of thla countv far at .._. thNe monlhl � � the fling of INI PltiUon far Dllaolulton.
and during thl ,.., live years hat lived in no stale other than C.lltornle and wtth no perton othtr than
petitioner or respondent Of both.
Petitioner hat not participated in any capacity in any litigation or proceeding In any atata concerning
custody of any minor child ot this marriage.
Petitioner hat no information ot any pending custody pn)CMdlng or of any patton not a party to thlt
procMdlng who hat phyalc.l custody or claims to have custody Of vialtaUon rights concerning any minor
child of thit marriage.
(2) D A completed Declaration Under Uniform Cualody of MlnorJ Act Ia alteched.
4. O Petitioner requat:a confirmation of tha following u ..,.rate aaaata and obUgationa:
Item Confirm to
tConlinued on r�Ve�M)
PETITION
CFAIIILY LAW)
......
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6. Pelitioner requests
a. 0 Dissolution of the marriage based on d. D N ullity of voldabHI tnllrrlage baNd on
( 1 ) 0 irreconcilable differences. CC 4506(1) (t) 0 petitioner's age at time of
(2) D incurable insanity. C C 4506(2) marriage. CC 4425(a)
b. D Legal separation of the parties based on (2) D prlor axlatlng marriage.
(1) D irreconci lable differences. CC 4508(1) CC 442SCI>I
(2) D incurable insanity. CC 4506(2) (3) 0 unsound mind. CC 4425(c)
c. D Nullity of void marriage based on (4) D fraud. CC 4-US(d)
( 1 ) D incestuous marriage. CC 4400 (5) 0 fo<ce. CC 4425(el
(2) D btgamous marriage. CC 4401 (6) 0 phyalcal lncapaclty.
CC 4425C�
7 Petitioner requests that the court grant the relief or judgment specified In Item 6, make injunciiYe and other
orders as may be proper, and that
I declare wnd�r prnally ofperjwry und�r th� laws of tM Slat� of Califomill tMt tlte forqoifll is
tru� and correct ond that this declaration is �xecut«l on
uhte-):
RESPONDENT/DEFENDANT
Step 1 I have anached completed Income lnforrrnttion and Ex.pense Information forms.
Anachmllflt• to You must complflte and IJttllch the expense information itnd Income informlltlon forms.
thi• -.ummary
Step 2 1 Are you receiving or have you applied for or do you intend to apply for welfare or AFDC?
An•- all
question• ttlat
c:::J Receiving D Applied for D Intend to apply fru c:::J No.
apply to you
2. What IS your date of birth (month/day/year ) ?
3. What IS y ou r occupati on? ---- r---,-----,-
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4. Mark the h•ghest year of education completed· I 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1 1 1 2 13 14 1 5 16 1 7 1 8 1 9 20
Step 3 8. Total gross monthly 1ncome (from line 4 of Income Information) ' ---
Monthly incomll 9. Total monthly deductions (from line 12 of Income Information): ' ----
Information
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·-- 13. Total monthly expenses from hne 17 of Expense Information: • ---
-- 14 Amount of these expenses pa•d by others ' ----
Step 8 OtMr 15 My estimate of the other party's gross monthly 1ncome is: 0 unknown ' ----
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.... 7 I declare under penalty ol perJury under the laws ol the State of California that the foregoing
.... ... and the attached Information forms are true and correct.
aign tni• fonn
Date:
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11nn11a11 incame
paid during last 12 months: .
2. AU othet money received cLomg 1m 12 months ucept Sp#Jcify .sources belaw:
1. ' ----
H your me.,.,. "" ....... AFOC. spGUNI ....... from 1NI "*"'t'e. 01'
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m<Jtc•te thMt ro<P militBry basic � for qullrttll'8 (BNJJ, spouslll � 2b. O ____
mcome 1s '"•!I'M•
pon from • diffwent � � ntwesf tX I"(Jit8l
tl( t11.1St � and llflnUitia. 2c • ----
lnc/udB incomt1 from • businllss and mntlll ptf)ptlftia
� 6nd .n.ch • sclltld.M shtJM'rg gtrJCI � Iess 2d. • ----
cssh flltptlnHS lor NCh � or mntlll JI'OI1IIIfY.
3. Add lines 1 through 2d 1 3. '
Slep 2 F....
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-- 4. Divide the amount on line 3 by 12 months - - - - 1 ..
.... , 5. State income ta1t witttleld: . 5. • ----
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.... ...... 6. Federal income tall: withheld: 6. ' ----
-- a. Number of exemptions claimed on W-4 fonn: ___
h Number of eJ:emptions claimed on last federal income tax return: ___
7. FICA (Socia/ Security) or sfllf �� ta1t or ., amount not IJffNitfiT lor /»fSSOJJt not
subject to FICA, if the amount is used to S«ure tetifement or disllbility betwlhts: . 7. $ ____
17 17. $ ----
20. Stocks. bonds, cash value of life ir"IN".-ace. other liquid assets: :zo. o ____
21. All other pmpeny, real or personal t!lpiiCily IMiowJ: . . 21. . ----
MONTHLY
MYMENT
!Continued on reverael
"-- '"" 22. The physical custody of the children will be shared in the tollo¥-ling ,.....,... during • 36� period:
...... . ._ Petitioner/Plaintiff
- Rnpond!nt!D!fend.m.
chldren of d-.
Child's Name number of day! number of d!t! .. child on AFOC?
......
... .
.... No
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d. DO
It each parent has physicel cuatody of any of the chilchn 110 ct.,s Of mort. check it-.n 12 on the Income
and bpenu Declllration.
3. 0 CHILD SUPPORT
a. Child b. Support req....e.d c. 0 Modify axilting order
(1) Nllrne (2) Age (1) Monthty amount ( 1 ) flied on (date)
I (2) Ordefing (specify)
I
4. 0 SPOUSAL SUPPORT
a. 0 Amount requna.d (monthty): I b. D Modify exilttng oro.
c. D TenniMte axe.ting order (1 ) fited on (ct--.):
( 1 ) filed on (�)· (2) ordering (specify):
(2) ordering (tpeeify) :
D Tak•ng only clothing and pet"'Inaa eftects needed until the hHring
(Continued on �)
APPLICATION POll ORDER
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AND � DI!CUIIATIOII
JudiCIIII COuftcll oll �
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9. 0 PROPERTY RESTRAINT 0 TO BE ORDERED PENDING THE HEARING
a. 0 Petttloner be ,..,.ain«< from tranaternng, encumbering, hypothecating, concealing or
b. 0 Respondent in MY way disposlnp or My property, teal or '**"'at, wMtMr communtty,
c. 0 Claimt�nl QuuMXImmuntty, or �rete. except in the uauat cou,.. or blnlnall or lOr
the nee..mes of ttfe.
0 and apphcant be notttted or any propoud extreordinary axpandituiW and
an accou nting or euch be made to the court.
b. D PetitiOner D Aeapondent be ordered to make the following J)«yments 011 ltens and encumbf'ancn
coming due while the ordet il in effect·
Debt Amount or Payment Pay To
13. 0 FKts in support of relief reQuested and change or circurnttanc. lor any modificatiOn are (tPeCify):
0 conWned '" the attached dKiaration
I declare under JM�natty of perjury under the illws of the St.te of C.lifornia that the foregoing, including any attachment.
•• true and correct and that thiS declarationil executed on (date) · .
at (placa)
(S....- ol �
MARRIAGE OF f111st name - first name of PllrtMsJ:
THESE ORDERS SHALL EXPIRE AT THE DATE ANO TIME OF THE COURT HEARWG UNLESS EXTENDED BY THE COURT.
D Taking only clothing end personal effects needed until the hearing.
3. D STAY-AWAY ORDERS
D Petitioner D Respondent must stay at least yards awff'( from the following places:
e. D Residence of (nlllf'le} :
(MidffiSS optiomJIJ:
b. D Place of wofi( of (name}:
lmidress optiomJIJ:
c. D The children's school (Mldmss optiomJ/J·
d. D Other (specify}:
4. D PROPERTY RESTRAINT
e. 0 Petitioner is restrained from transferring, encumbering, hypothecating, concealing, or in any WffV
b. D Respondent disposing of any property, reel or personal, whether community, quasi-community, or
c. 0 Claimant separate. except in the usual course of business or for the necessities of life.
D end applicant is to be notified of any proposed extraordtnary expenditures and
an accounting of such be made to the court.
5. D PROPERTY CONTROl
e. 0 Petitioner D Respoodent 1s given the exclusive temporary use. possession end control of thtt following
property the parties own or are buying:
b. D Petitioner D Respondent is ordered to make the following payments on liens end encumbrances coming
due while the order is 1n effect·
Debt Amount of Payment �
VtolATION Of THIS TEMPORARY RESTRAINING ORDER ts A MISDEMEANOR. PUNISHABLf BY A t1000 FINE. INX MONTHS
IN JAIL, OR BOTH. THIS OROER SHALL BE ENFORCED BY ALL LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS.
!Continued on rewrsel
6. D MINOR CHilDREN
D Petitioner D Re�' .... not Nfi"'IVe u. rninof chilcnn
D trom the SIMa of CMiforni8.
o - ,_,fy,
7 0 By the close or busineaa on the dete of this order a copy of this order and anv Proof of Service .n.ll be defivered to the
law enfcwcement agencies listed betow • folktws:
D the applicant lhaH deliwr.
D '"' ��·· .nornf\1 shall detiwr.
0 the cleril: of the coun INII meil.
8. CJ OTHER ORDERS
9 This otder is .tt.ctiw wMn rMCSe. The '-' enforcement � sh.. antorc. it lmrnltdiMety upon rec.lpt. tt il enforcublll
anywheM In C.atomill by MY l8w enfo«:MMent agency that h• � tM Ol'der Of ._ ahown a copy of tM orct.. tf proof
of servtc. on the rutrllined P«IOn Ml not bHn receive>d, the a.w enforcement ...,..cy shill lldviM the relltratn.d '*""
of the terma of the order end ..... enforce tt.
Dated
JUDGE OF THE SUPERIOR COUfiT
on !date} . Oeputy
The Stretching
Child Custody
Child Support
Property Settlement
Retirement
Attorney' s Fees
Garnishment
The A Frame
No Satisfaction
New Quarters
Public Property
-Priscilla Davis
The Exceptions
Children
Plateaus
- George Santayana
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Custodial Case
Haggling
" M e n are n o t h i n g b u t g r a b b a g s fo r
women. "
- F. Scott Fitzgerald
Lifeline
Le t It Rest
The Lesson
Repeat Performance
Odds
Resolutions
The Beginning
Sex
Games
Current Events
A New Perspective
The Church
Players
Delivera1,1ce
SURVIVAL
GUIDES
1 48
Danger Signals
Extreme Danger
Signals
Any of the following signals could indicate a
predatory female that should be considered
an immediate threat.
Su�gestions For
Engineering Your
Own Dumping
• Leave stingy tips in restaurants .
• Put locks on your telephones.
• During a party she gives for you to meet her
friends, fall asleep and snore loudly.
• Clad only in a j ockstrap, greet her parents
at the door to her apartment.
• Laugh hysterically every time you see a
dead cat.
• Start asking her to go " dutch. "
• Tell her you have a metal plate in your
head.
• Purchase a life size, inflatable sex doll and
keep it in your bedroom.
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• Introduce her using an incorrect name.
When she protests, act confused and apolo
gize, but do it again a week later.
• Start forgetting holidays and birthdays.
• When dining out formally, throw your head
back and noisily gargle your drink .
• Arrive at her class reunion dressed in an
Easter Bunny suit with a large, oversized,
strap-on dildo. Leaping wildly, run through
the crowd and stick your dildo in the punch
bowl.
• Smelling of cheap whiskey, show up drunk
at all family events.
• Start being possessive. Call her constantly;
demand to know where she ' s been. Hover
over her so when she dumps you, it' s final.
Glossary of Terms
and Phrases
(commonly used by
the predatory female)
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