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Why can't men just enjoy female sports without the horny factor?
Oh the suffering...
Who in their right mind watches women's football to dream about sex?
>swiss
>looks like your avg english slag
i guess she adapts quickly
>a lot of girls go to men's football who support the club and don't dream about having sex with footballers
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>>105962302
i'll have you know oregon costs upwards of 20k a year and those ladies on that field deserve a portion of that
money for their program.
>Let the women play in more feminine clothes like they do in volleyball. They could, for example, have tighter
shorts. Female players are pretty, if you excuse me for saying so, and they already have some different rules to
men—such as playing with a lighter ball. That decision was taken to create a more female aesthetic, so why not
do it in fashion?
>>105962307
Why are so many people here determined to believe that slags only exists on the British Isles? They may be
more numerous here, but every European country has them.
>>105962254
How come she wears eyelash extensions and make up while playing though?
>>105962254
>Why can't men just enjoy female sports
because women don't offer quality team sports and a team of teenagers can beat them in a game
most of them are also dykes which defeats the point
>>105962254
>please watch out sport
>noooo not like that
>you're sexist if you watch us
>you're sexist if you don't watch us
Gee, what a compelling argument.
>Lehmann is a lesbian. She is in a relationship with Swiss teammate Ramona Bachmann, who plays for Paris
Saint-Germain.
F
>>105962373
No shit, I mean look at the manface on her.
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>>105962352
>They may be more numerous here
There's your answer bro.
I worked one summer as a bartender in Ibiza. The British slags are absolutely unbearable. I smashed a couple
though. Great sloppy head.
>>105962302
How the fuck did she do that?
>>105962383
>spend a summer in ibiza
>only shagged two brit slags
You could've had a different one every night easily. Fuck is wrong with you?
>>105962398
Really? That ass impresses you? Any basic bich has an ass like that
>>105962398
Bundabros..
>>105962254
This is why Islam is right about women dressing with modesty.
>>105962383
>2 brit slags in Ibiza over the course of 3 months
you must be the ugliest cunt going lmao
>>105962384
This but unironically
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>>105962298
Yeah I don't get this either. If you want to jack off to women's football it's much easier to just look at photos or
clips rather than watch 90 minutes of the dreary shit.
>>105962254
She’s right though. Watching women’s sports just because you’re horny is patronizing. You should watch them as
if the women out on the field were your sisters and you’re rooting for their success.
>>105962454
It's not an English expression, and the rest of the article doesn't flow like a native English speaker wrote it.
Probably some ESL journo translated the expression from their language.
>>105962254
Now they are coming for my dreams
>>105962386
She tried to kick it to the left, and messed up.
>>105962254
Dream police
>>105962454
>>105962500
It's a Spanish expression, means speaking with sincerity.
>>105962254
becuase female sports are shit retard
>>105962254
Unlike women who watch men’s Rugby, who purely go due to their fine appreciation of the sport.
Yeah don't worry dyke, I'm not going to the actual fucking match lol. If I'm wanting to slap it to some women's
soccer, I'm watching on TV where I have up close shots, numerous angles and can pause replay as many times
as I want.
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>>105962254
without a hair on her tongue?
>>105962315
This lmao
>>105962302
ah like the old times when the fatties had to play goalie or centre back
>>105962480
No, you shouldn't.
>>105962315
this
the amount of times I’ve heard a girl comment on the asses of NFL players alone blows this fallacy out of the
water
>>105962254
As someone actually involved in coaching a womens football team, I can't imagine anyone going to the trouble of
visiting a ground to watch a 2 hour match just to see women in shorts when the internet exists. Even if there are
a handful of pervs, it's not enough to have any meaningful impact on the actual support which is mostly friends
and family of players.
>>105962254
because they have less skill than middle school boys
>>105962315
this
>>105962302
great goal
Only reason they translated this article into English was an excuse to post a photo of her arse. It's a real non-
issue and grassroots support for womens football is steadily growing just fine, no concerns at all about it being
flooded by wankers or anything.
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>>105962714
Shouldn't be an issue even if it was going rampant anyways. Who the fuck are they/anyone to question my
motives or thoughts.
>>105962763
Agreed. So long as they're not publicly masturbating or starting the 'get your tits out for the lads' chant, their
money is as good as anyone's. Coomers will always exist, just have to ignore them and keep focused on playing
football.
>>105962810
>gagging for it
I haven't heard that since Hugh Stamp said it in Mission Impossible 2.
>>105962373
the only reason she complains is because she's a lesbian
>>105962419
Women dressing with modesty? You must to be kidding me
>>105962810
> to be gagging for it. vulgar To have an intense desire for sex. Primarily heard in UK. Many people are under the
impression that men are gagging for it 24/7
>>105962823
Yes, naturally
>>105962254
Imagine giving yourself lordosis so your arse sticks out enough for the picture on the right and then getting mad
when people objectify you. Women are a meme.
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Every single women sport general/thread ever are just coomers who dream about sex sex sex and waifus and
other softcore shit disguised as work safe.
Name one example of someone watching women's sports for the sport itself.
>>105962298
Another case of "y'all having dirty fantasies about me because I'm so hot and that's disgusting, but I'm really hot
though"
>>105962898
People that watch women's ufc
>>105962832
fuckin kek
i link that phrase exclusively to mi2 as well
>>105962910
Really? I am surprised. They must be butch lesbos most of them I assume.
>>105962898
For me, it's dead women's sports from the 70s and 80s
>be man
>go to watch women's football
>"wow gross what a pervert"
>why don't men want to come to our matches
Yea yea yea, when big Idris comes pitchside and she sees the package bulging on his jeans you think she won't
come running? Pathetic grandstanding slutwhores
>>105962948
Why are you watching women's football then you pervert? Certainly not for the football.
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I've never watched a female football match and if I did it'd be solely to wank or laugh at how much they suck.
It's probably the later too since most of them are vile.
>>105962254
95% of women footballers are ugly lesbians.
Lehmann is average looking with a saggy butt, and if she is considered so super hot that men dream about her...
yikes
>>105962384
Based
>>105962871
Very difficult to be aroused by a woman covered head to toe in a black sheet m8
>>105962336
Women never say what thry really want and never mean what they say.
>>105962373
Give me 5 min i'll turn her back around
>>105962419
t. Zainab Abbas
>>105963007
>she claims herself that she's so super hot that men dream about her
Fixed
>>105963033
People on this board coom to uglier people all the time
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>>105962898
Chess when there are female GMs in the top but that rarely happens.
>>105963051
Chess is not a sport.
>>105963029
i could do it in 2 minutes
>>105962898
Based and correct
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>>105963029
>”Give me 5 min i'll turn her back around”
>>105962315
someone post Karius' IG comments section
>>105962898
Have you ever seen a woman do something and been genuinely impressed by it?
There's gymnastics I guess. Also some have mad flexibility and do these insane yoga posses. Some are great
dancers.
Not entertaining enough however. Besides some olympic sports the only advantage to watch women sports is
getting turned on.
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>>105962254
>Why can't women just enjoy male sports without the horny factor?
>>105962898
Probably gays
>>105962254
Women should play naked.
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>>105962254
>A lot of girls go to men's soccer who support the club and don't dream about having sex with footballers
So do a lot of men
>>105962898
Fenching
>>105963121
They should strip when the other team scores.
>>105963106
I don't think so. All the faggots on /sp/ insist on hanging out in /nfl/ where they don't watch women play.
>>105963094
Not in sports. The only time I watch women's sports is if they play for my country vs other countries. But I don't
watch the match for the women, I just want Sweden to win no matter who plays. Female club competitions I've
never ever watched unironically.
>>105962254
>Why can't men just enjoy female sports without the horny factor?
to be fair, this isn't the case for divegrass
as you know, you have to really, really like men (in a very homosexual way) to enjoy it
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>>105963124
Where can I find footage of this sport?
>>105962987
Big fat brapper
>>105962302
based. reminds me of grade school playing with the boys in the school yard
>>105963124
>the women are all covered up
hmm
>>105962302
>that blonde cunt on the red team actually celebrating that goal
Why are women so bad at understanding competition? It's like that cunt dyke Rapinhoe celebrating USAs 9th
goal against Tahiti like they won the world cup.
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>>105963064
lol
nailed it
>>105963025
You either never go outside or simply are impotent
>>105962977
i want to run on the pitch and sniff a girls butt
>>105962254
ME WANT SEX WITH PRETTY LADY WHO KICK BALL
>>105962987
the only girls who dont fantasies on giroud or ronaldo abs are the lesbians
>>105962254
Men are deranged coomers who delude themselves into thinking they're the more logical gender
>>105963380
being a deranged coomer is the logical choice
>>105963387
based
>>105962302
Kek i actually saw that game
>>105963405
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>>105963025
You underestimate the power of the coomer
>>105963105
Hnnnnggggg
>>105962421
Why would he choose brit slags over Spanish or med women.
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>>105962352
It's the makeup, no one else does this shite.
>>105963493
he's in ibiza mate, the only women there are brit slags.
>>105963444
Nah i had season ticket for the mens team but got free tickets to the womens game for whatever reason so i
decided to go with a friend. God today i would even pay for it even tho they play like toddlers.
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>>105962630
This. A women's football match wouldn't cut it for your ordinary perv. You'd need to have a niche fetish about
women in football shorts/socks. And even then, there's plenty of explicit online content for you to consume. Plus
an army of thots on Only Fans who'll do custom videos for you. You have to use your imagination an awful lot to
sexualise a women's football match.
>>105962987
Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out*
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
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WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach*
WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow
through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard
you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes
into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY
WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka
>>105963521
>for whatever reason
because they have to fill up the seats because nobody watches this.
>>105963557
have sex (with a footballer)
>>105963524
Women's football should be indoors only.
>>105963524
>wear shorts 3 sizes too small
>"stop sexualising me, you misogynistic perverts"
>>105963496
>neck tattoos
Last night I had a dream I went to Switzerland and it was full of lesbians
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If I wanted to fantasize about her, I'd just go her ig, not a match
>>105962302
sterling would have missed that
>>105963524
>teehee watch me, but don't think anything teehee
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>>105963586
>madoka and sayaka but no homura
it's shit
>>105963496
>no one else does this shite
Well considering the woman in your picture is Swiss, that's clearly not true.
>>105963612
Got a real pining for this body type atm hnnnghhh
>>105962315
someone post Bosnianon's seethe
>>105962373
>F
yeah bro if she wasn't a lesbian you would have a chance
>>105963696
brown hands typed this post
>>105963496
this. you dont see any other european women with this look ever, only brits, it has to be something to do with
trying to look like the kardashians or some bullshit that us americans influenced them to do
>>105962987
I'd give her something Icelandic.
>>105963841
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Yeah because all the comments this guy got after the world cup shows that women
only care about football
>>105963861
Not a bad idea. Absolute delicacy.
>>105962421
never been to ibiza and I doubt I'd get any wear with a 5 incher
gonna kms
>>105963920
if you're showing them your dick you already got laid
>>105963931
girls can sense an average dick. Plus after you do it her mates will know I have a small dick.
>>105963952
why the fuck do you care about what the friends of some slag in ibiza think about your dick
>>105963837
The slag look is uniquely British. American influence in Europe results in
bimbofication.
>>105962254
>a lot of girls support mens football dont dream about sex with footballers
Lies
>>105963991
if we're talking about numbers its important. You meet the girl again or see her mates its embarrasing.
>>105963952
they can only sense insecurity if you let them
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>>105963920
mate the strip at places like ibiza is a different world. ugliest cunts alive getting their dick sucked right there in the
club.
>>105964021
>You meet the girl again or see her mates its embarrasing
It's Ibiza mate. You're not meeting any of them ever again and she probably isnt even going to remember who
she fucked that night anyway.
>>105963952
why do some people think girls can tell your whole past and insecurities and your every single thought just by
looking at you?
sure they can figure out a thing or two just by looking but come on, they're just ordinary people
>>105962315
absolutely this
>>105962898
tennis
>>105964054
>>105964041
>>105964025
So should I go? I'm not a virgin or anything just had a few comments off people thats put
me off maga and ibiza. if a girl said that to me in a social environment I'd sperge out. You lads are probably
chads tbf, I'm not
>>105962315
as if women don't go to events just to take 9000 selfies and never even glance at the game
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>>105962254
>men come to our matches
>>105962302
QUIERE SER INTELIGENTE
NACE MUJER
>>105964111
>short skirts
>moaning
>every tennis thread is filled with people cooming over Russian women
I don't really believe you.
>>105964146
I could see myself using women's football as an excuse to drink with the lads if we were bored and it was free
>>105964119
You will come home with the biggest dick burn you've ever had, just so you know. Clean women don't go for
shagdues in Spain
>>105964168
I was at a women's match once where everyone who held a season tickets for the main team got free
admittance. Was kind of uncomfortable when the ultras was screaming at those amateur young girls when they
messed up lol
>>105962254
Because womens sports sucks
>>105963994
>DREAM BIG
YEA BIG FAT TITTY MILKERS MMMMMM GIVE IT TO ME SIS GIMME SOME FOOKIN MILK YOU SLAPPER
WOOOOOOOOO
>>105962898
Badminton
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>>105963952
Promiscuous women have a lot of bad sex. It's a statistical inevitability. If you give a slag some average dick she
won't complain. She has a large enough sample size to know that things could go a lot worse.
>>105962254
Can't find the article. Believe OP made the story up.
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>>105962373
>>105964270
Sometimes news site change articles and headlines after the fact to make them seem less inflammatory than
they were.
But also, sometimes people make shit up to stir up the chuds, and I suspect this is a case of the later.
>>105963994
Was she born female?
>>105964289
How do lesbians get satisfied? Surely having your clit licked is not as fulfilling as getting cock
>>105964321
Strap ons.
>>105962315
>female schoolmate, benfiquista
>once she says "i remember having the hots for Secretario(Porto)"
>ask why and she says "his hairy legs were nice"
>laugh at her face, gets embarassed and laugh even harder
>>105964270
Looks like someone's done Google Translate in Chrome on a foreign article to me. The English doesn't flow and
there are expressions there that no proficient let alone native speaker would use.
>>105964321
They don't, that's why they all fuck men ocasionally
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>>105964321
women are never satisfied
such is their nature
now imagine two of them
>>105962373
wants to be a man so badly
>>105964394
Lehmann? More like Womann lmao
>>105962373
she's the girl in the relationship
>>105964321
>>105964358
Ya I was wondering what "hair on her tongue" meant, it being a foreign phrase makes sense
>>105964358
spoke without a hair on her mouth is a common phrase in spanish
>>105964245
I know this girl. She gives great massages at the Happy Hut in Alameda County.
>>105963952
>>105963920
this is autism
>>105962373
just give her a good fuck and she'll revert back to normal
>>105964646
is it pal? ive had girls say Ive a small cock. Nothing autistic about not liking to be insulted
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>>105964289
gugg i thought they would make out
>>105962393
I was smashing Spanish, Italian and Russian whores.
>>105962617
anecdotal evidence means shit.
>>105962315
seriously even my mother, who has been watching football for like 50 years, can't stop herself from commenting
when she sees a hot or ugly player
>>105962383
why do you lie? for what purpose
>>105964441
no way
>>105962352
Everyone is ABE bro, wake up. We're the only country that has a cucked, woke movement. We're the only
country with ugly women, drunkards etc..
>>105962987
stupid post. outside of some obvious stereotypes you can't tell them apart that easily.
>>105964854
the only ones kneeling looking towards america every game....
>>105964891
i thought we only kneel towards meccah and greggs
(i kneel for greggs tbf)
>>105964321
>cock
>fulfilling
nobody can be this clueless, dick inside is the most boring part of sex
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>>105964903
fuck man who deosn't kneel for Greggs?
>>105964854
Germany has it, Sweden too. You go to Italy and Spain and in certain parts they also have it. It just gets more
press coverage in your country. Remember you are known as TERF island.
>>105964909
t. dicklet
>>105965006
nice projection, I don't have a dick
>>105964321
lesbians arent real. they claim to be lesbian bc they want attention
>>105964321
Chad fucks them on the side
>>105963025
agree
lets call it consciouss arousement. we have to keep nudity valuable .(lets not about the fact 97% of women look
better with clothes on, than off)
you heard about low libido of western males? its because they are so used to naked women body. Mini skirts on
streets, miley curys at TV.
Wear women in burkas and you'll see how erotic women's ankles are. Gently shaped sharp ankles bones.
Their collarbones, their gentle necks when their hair is in bun.
ficki fickis are so horny(masculine energy) even on the women's ankles because they are horny animals, though,
and i am because its simmple beautiful and cute. Meaty soles and pinky toes when they are laying on their
stomaches, sharp ankles.
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