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>Los Angeles
>pic related is Michigan Stadium
>>107652608 (OP)
SO EPIC NOW THIS IS CONSOOMING!!!
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YOOOOO DID YOU SEE THE PEPSI GOAL OF THE MCDONALDS FINALE
>>107652670
>he thinks theres any difference between soulless yank stadiums
oh my days
>>107652608 (OP)
*kneels for minorities and women*
*sings the approved chant*
*claps for our health care heroes after the game*
>>107652953
M8 ahm absalootly gutted
>>107652608 (OP)
you guys have ads on the the fucking JERSEYS, I wouldn't be taking.
>>107652608 (OP)
>AND NOW TO THE QUARTER TIME SHOW WE HAVE DEEZNUTS OUT VERY OWN TRANNY
MASCOT SHITTING OUR CLUB COLORS ON A WHITE CANVAS - HOW ABOUT THAT BLANCOS
>>107652974
Wait isn’t that literally the premiere league right now
FUCK THERE'S STILL THREE QUARTERS LEFT OF THE FIRST HAKF, I JUST WANT TO SEE
THE DORITOS™ HALF-TIME SHOW BROUGHT TO ME BY JP MORGAN CHASE® FEATURING
LILWAYNE®
>>107652858
Everyone knows LA is Manchester country. After all, 100% of the owners were born here
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>>107652953
>I am very ignorant therefore I'm correct
>>107653011
Yeah that was the first stage of implementing your fucked up culture on European sport. We are at
stage 2 now.
>>107652864
That would be a conflict of corporate interest. I'm pretty sure McDonald's has a deal with Coke, not
Pepsi
Why are people trying to pretend it's not already like this?
Stadiums without roof are peak kino and soul. You aren't a real fan if you don't wish to experience the
same weather conditions as the players you claim to support.
>>107653091
The US is an abomination but the UK doesn’t need any help being terrible, arresting 12 year olds for
racist tweets isn’t something that happens here (yet)
>>107652953
>Soulless
That's a college football stadium
Big difference
HE SCOOOOOOORES LET'S SEE THE REPLAY PRESENTED BY TACO BELL™, TACO TACO
BURRITO BURRITO
>>107652864
meanwhile in yuro runner 2089 reality...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNExAtWu0CU [Embed]
>>107652670
no one cares mutt. go kneel for your kike and BLM overlords
>>107653154
because you guys are more content to just hate on some imagimary foreign scapegoat than to
actually take stock of yourselves
>>107653233
Ads invade your broadcast, consistently
Our ads are also bad, but they are more in the background. No one watching football is paying
attention to the shirt sponsor, but when you watch an American sport, the commentator will read ads
like a robot constantly and everything is present by a corporation. Then there's your adverts during the
game itself, and let's not forget, your biggest event, the superbowl, is watched by many largely
because of the adverts at half time, or the half time show
It's unironically a disgrace. All of it is a distraction from the sport itself, which only a few care about.
Our ads are bad too, but they're not shoved in your face every 10 seconds.
Plus if you've been on this board you've seen this shite about the Super League which is basically just
aping American sports and has a bunch of Americans at the top. Soulless, corporate and absolutely
vile.
>>107653233
trust me when i say youros are the most twofaced pieces of garbage on the planet. they also like to
smell their own farts
>>107653361
nice blogpost hassan
DEFENSE
DE
FENSE
DEFENSE
>>107653524
Truly beautiful.
Does this mean we are going to have more blacked kino commercials?
>>107653524
damn...
>>107652608 (OP)
> THIS HALFTIME IS PRESENTED TO YOU BY DUREX. ALWAYS READY FOR ANOTHER
ROUND
>big titty bimbo 16 years old cheerleaders dressed in mountain dew outfits come into the field
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>>107652608 (OP)
>UNDERWAY
NOT JUST YET THE PLAYERS ARE WAITING ON THE PITCH FOR THE ANTI-DEPRESSENT
ADVERTS TO FINISH
>>107653524
Saved kek
ITS CORNER KICK FOR EL MADRID BLANCOS. THAT CORNER WAS BROUGHT YOU BY KFC.
>>107652953
I take American stadium over Bongs any days
>>107653524
I shed a tear
>>107653524
>spotemgottem takes the stage
>>107653524
basé
>>107652670
>>107652975
>>107652978
>>107653011
>>107653038
>>107653065
>>107653098
>>107653177
>>107653188
>>107653233
>>107653332
>>107653673
Here's hoping russia nukes you all to hell in the near future
>>107653524
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>>107653524
>>107652760
>canada sucking yank cock
shocker
>>107653524
God bless the USA
AND FIVE MINUTES INTO THE GAME IT'S TIME FOR THE MINUTE'S APPLAUSE FOR OUR
BELOVED OWNERS
>>107653398
Go take a Zyklon B shower
>>107653833
Why so angry anon?
Are the kits going to be players dressing as hot dogs and fries and shit?
>>107653524
God bless America
>>107653524
The America Dream. It was worth it all for this.
>and after four quarters it's 16-16 here at the Subway Eat Fresh Stadium. The London Reds have not
been able to pierce the defence of the Manchester Devils and so we proceed to extra time.
>And the referee has indicated to the ballboys and yes, the second and third balls are in play!
>Your Super League Multiball segment is brought to you tonight by Monster Energy
>>107653524
ベースど
>>107652608 (OP)
Los Angeles, ahi hablan español mi amigo
>>107652608 (OP)
>implying it isn't already like this
>implying certain """"club"""" doesn't already play in the Al-Etihad stadium
>implying there's no sponsorship "fly emirates" in the jersey
>implying it's not literally owned by an oil sheikh
>implying the schedule of many fixtures doesn't already take into consideration burger, chang and
pajeet consoooming
>implying FC Traktor wouldn't absolutely LOVE to be another oil sheikh club with a trillion customers,
sponsor by Burger King and fly Etihad Airways.
Stop pretending otherwise. If anything, this burgerpunk football situation would at least be a honest
acceptance of reality.
>>107653813
If he links up with Poo Shiesty, FIFA is over
>>107652670
Based geographic chad these euros are so stupid. If we did the same thing they would.be crying
about muuuuh city
>>107653524
I cant stand americans
>>107653833
Lmao I don't even watch soccer my dude, I just follow the drama
>>107653398
Europe should have let the Serbs finish you off.
>>107654140
>this comment was brought to you by Motorola's half time tweets
>>107653524
My sides
>>107653524
Ahh america. God Bless America
>>107653524
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6NUfc5pIn0 [Embed]
>>107653398
i trust you, bro
>>107653524
Gringos deserve Harris - Clinton 2024 so hard
>>107652670
Soccer in the bighouse!
>>107652608 (OP)
>soccer game in the USA
>seats are full
Pick one
>>107652608 (OP)
> calling a team the whites
> in the US
never gonna happen
>>107653524
Lol
>>107653361
nah mate that's worse. Here, we cheer for the team. The team preserves its "sanctity" by wearing their
own uniforms truly and not having space on them bought out by sponsors. If you buy a team shirt it
won't come with an ad on it like your sports do. The ads here are supposed to fill spaces that are not
unique to the team, i.e boards, background, commercials etc. I do agree that it is bad, I stopped
watching NFL partly for this reason, but at least the teams are still the teams.
>>107653361
>Plus if you've been on this board you've seen this shite about the Super League which is basically
just aping American sports and has a bunch of Americans at the top. Soulless, corporate and
absolutely vile.
I don't really know much about the structure of the league to say whether it really is like our sports
leagues. It just sounds like a closed league with a fixed number of teams, which is only one thing. You
guys keep saying there are americans behind this, but how many? Is it even a majority?
>>107652608 (OP)
>HALFTIME
quarter you mean
>>107656226
The time between quarters is insignificant. halftime is much longer
>>107653802
But look at the sovl
>>107653524
>>spotemgottem takes the
stage
Yeah alright this is pretty
good
>>107653524
The true american way of life.
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>>107653271
bruh
>>107653524
I like those unironic Americanized ESL post like you wouldn't believe
>>107653524
Fucking a+ work
>>107653398
you will never be a serb
>>107652608 (OP)
10 MINUTES LEFT ON THE GAME CLOCK FANS THAT MEANS IT'S TIME FOR THE PIIIIZZAAAAA
POWERPLAAAAAY
>>107653833
>I really hope anther country gets those darn americans because mine is smaller than some of their
states >:|
Cuck
>>107654038
I'm still waiting to hear from yuros about why multiball is a ball idea
>>107655056
What? I thought this was a American Football thing. How does it make sense to chant this at a
basketball game?
>>107652608 (OP)
if this means they STOP and RE-START THE CLOCK like a NORMAL COMPETITION then I am
100% for the Superliga
>>107653524
>spotemgottem takes the
stage
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>>107657807
Yes it a ball idea amerishart
You heard it here
>>107653243
i bet 99% of the CL viewers cant name a single sponsor while every amerimud knows that its the
pepsi the half time show
>>107653524
You Ess Ayy You Ess Ayy You Ess Ayy You Ess Ayy You Ess Ayy You Ess Ayy You Ess Ayy You Ess
Ayy You Ess Ayy You Ess Ayy You Ess Ayy You Ess Ayy You Ess Ayy You Ess Ayy You Ess Ayy You
Ess Ayy You Ess Ayy You Ess Ayy You Ess Ayy You Ess Ayy You Ess Ayy You Ess Ayy You Ess Ayy
You Ess Ayy You Ess Ayy You Ess Ayy You Ess Ayy You Ess Ayy You Ess Ayy You Ess Ayy You Ess
Ayy You Ess Ayy You Ess Ayy You Ess Ayy You Ess Ayy You Ess Ayy You Ess Ayy
>>107653524
AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
>>107653524
>>107654038
>the second and third balls
are in play!
>>107653524
sounds pretty good t b h
>>107652608 (OP)
I see nothing wrong with this. SOCCER is a global sport and needs to reinvent themselves so they
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don't stagnate. People tend to lose interest after awhile and honestly doing this is going to energize
the people and attract new fans. The U.S. has a growing SOCCER fanbase and I expect more
AMERICAN players to play for big euro teams in the future. Can you imagine a big trophy game being
played in NYC or L.A? It would be monumental.
>>107653524
>>107653233
>>107653524
Can't wait for this to come here
>>107653524
>red devil™ blazing chicken wings
blimey it's lunch time!
>>107658397
>rashford celebration
>>107653524
you forgot the
>samsung megajumboscreen™ shows that Ngubu held the ball for 25.65 seconds today, comparing
to his average of 25.69 seconds
>this incredibly important stat brought to you by Wendy's ™
INTER AND MILAN? TWO TEAMS FROM THE SAME CITY? WTF
Does anyone have that gif/webm with fireworks after a goal in MSL?
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