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Molvi sahb: beta kafi dair hui tumhari mama kko pani ka kaha tha.. abhi ta kaya nahi.. tum 1 kam karo..
tum le ao …
Larka: g axhaw
(larka pani lene k liye jee hi uthta hy.. molvi sahb bol party hen..)
Molvi sahb: mera zara gala khrab hy tw sada pani mana hy mujhy.. tum 1 kam karo.. pani me cheeni ghol
k us me jam e sheerin or lemon ghol lao..
(larka chala jata hy or pani le k ata hy.. thori dair bad molvi sahb phr bolty hen…)
Molvi sahb: axhaw beta suno.. meri naw dawai ka time ho raha hy tw yeh dwai na mene chai or biscuit k
sath leni hoti hy… zara mama se kaho k chai bana den…
Molvi sahb: beta wo mene is dawai k 30 mint k andr andr na khana khany k bad wali dawai bhi leni hoti
hy.. tum 1 kam karo.. mama se kaho qeema fry kar len or sath 2 parathy dal den…
CHUMMI SHUMMI
(larka or teacher room me bethy hoty hen.. )
Teacher: me apko kitni bar samjha chukka hun ali meri jan k hath ki hatheli use karo… yeh apni nazuk
nazuk fingers na akhmi karo… ummmaahh
Teachaer: bhool nahi jaty tum.. jan k karty ho.. naughty boy!! Ummmaahh…
Larka: sir yeh ummmaahh zaruri hy?
Teacher: adat hy yr.. ignore karo… ummmaahh axhaw yeh btao.. fees ka kya karna hy??
Teacher: yr phr bhool gaye?? Pehly hi 5 din late ho ap… ab btao me tumhara kya karun?
NALAIQ TEACHER
(Larka or teacher bethy hoty hen.. larka sar k samny book karta hy..)
Sir: kya?? 9th me phnch gaye or abhi tak words nahi parhny aye?? Nalaiq! Dikhao idhr..
Larka: cellular
Sir: celulular…
Larka: celu
Lakra: lul
Larka: celulular…
Sir: chalo ab beth k parho.. mujhy tang na karna .. mene fb use karni hy….
(larka sir pakr k beth jata hy or sir usy dekh raha hota hy)
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(larka sir ki tarf dekh raha hota hy or sir apna sir pakr k betha hota hy..)
Larka: sir btayen bhi… yeh quadratic formula kya hota hy??
Sir: beta wo… yeh jo choti height waly log hoty naw.. inko hum koda kehty hen naw??
Sir: han wo 1 ko koda or 1 se zyada ko quad kehty hen… or phr jab log yeh sale p kody khareedny jaty
hen naw… tw wahan unka rate lagta hy.. tw usy hum quadratic kethy hen.. samjh ai??
Larka: sir pehli bhi chali gai hy..
Sir: yeh exercise?.. yeh tumhara homework hy… kal me a k check karunga..
Sir: nahi sab kuch me karun ab? Tumhari jagah ja k paper bhi me na de aon?
STRICT
(sir or bacha class me bethy hoty hen or bacha likh raha hota hy..)
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ALWAYS PRESENT
(larka khirki k pas khara hota hy..)
Larka: aj tw zoron k barish lagi hui hy.. aj tw pakka sir nahi ayen gy..
(itni dair me darwaza bajta hy.. larka darwaz kholta hy tw samny sir khara hota hy..)
Sir: beta yeh thora sa pani kuch nahi kehta.. me konsa namak ka bana hun jo ghul jaon ga… ao math
parhty hen..
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(itni dair me bell bajti hy… larka darwaza kholta hy tw samny sir khara hota hy..)
Larka: sir aj tw zalzala aya hua hy aj tw rehny dete..
Sir: yeh zalzaly jese azab tum jese kam choor bachon ki wajah se aty hen… chalo andr parhai karo…
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(larka TV dekh raha hota hy.. news chalti hy k pury mulk me lockdown lag gya hy..)
Larka: yesss!! Ab tw pakka sir nahi ayen gy… ghar se bahir nikalna bhi mana hy..
Larka: sir aj tw immu jani ne pura mulk band kar diya tha sarkon p bajwa jani k bandy ghoom rahy hen..
ap kese a gaye??
Sir: beta me tw ghar jata hi nahi hun.. me tw tumhary bed k neechy rehta hun.. chalo ao math parhty
hen..
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(fotgi hui hoti hy or log beth kar ro rahy hoty hen..bell bajti hy tw larka uth k jata hy.. darwaza kholta hy
tw samny sir khary hoty hen..)
Larka: sir mere dada abu fout ho gaye hen.. ap aj rehny den…
Sir: koi bat nahi.. tum upary ki jagah yeh math parho gy… chalo andr..
OVER ACTOR
(larka darwaza kholta hy tw samny teacher khara hota hy)
Sir: hmary liye darwaza 71 second late khola gya.. sipahiyo! Deewar me chunwa diya jaye..
Larka: sorry sir.. ainda nahi hoga…
Sir: salam bhi nahi kiya… sipahiyo! Deewar me chunwa diya jaye..
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Sir: hum nahi parhayen gy esi najaiz zuban.. ajeeb zuban hy.. pehly kehty ghalti pr sorry kaho.. phr kehtly
excuse me bhi chaly ga.. phr uski adat hui tw kehly apologize bhi chaly ga.. phr apologize yad kiya tw ab
kehty hen k pardon kaho… ary konsa pardon? Kiska pardon? Q Karen hum pardon?
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(sir ankhen band kar k betha hota hy or larka parh raha hota hy..)
Larka: or me jab ankhen khotli hun tw mere samny saleem ka chehra hota hy.. or jab me qadam uthati
hun tw mere samny wo rahen hoti hen jo saleem ne mere liye mudayyan ki hen..
Sir: Mudayyan teri maa ne kadiya ay??
Larka: g sir??
Sir: hmara matlb, hmary darbar me ghalti ki koi jagah nahi.. sipahiyo!...
Larka: g axhaw sir… sir idhr likha hy mirza ghalib ko aam bhttt passand thy.. pr sir yeh aam kya hota hy?
Sir: tum mummy daddy bachy kya jano.. aam mango ko kehty hen..
Sir: tum kya jano aam lafz ki ehmiyat.. wo shair ne kya khoob shair kaha hy