DESI FAMILIES ON EID

Comedy skit by The Achanak Thoughts

THE ACHANAK THOUGHTS

Yr abhi zilla sakhar seaye hen .. sab office waghera pani me beh gya hy..
SCENE 01
(room me larki or ami dance kar kar k makeup kar rahi hoti hen.. or sath sath makeup kar rahi hoti hen..
itni dair me dadi a jati y.. dono forn ruk jati hen dar k… dadi hansny lag jati hy )

Dadi: ni mera vi makeup karo mar janiyo .. tusi mundy flat karny me dada flat karna wa..

(ama dadi k pas jati hy )

Ama: ao maa g.. twada makeup me karni an..

(ama dadi ko bitha deti hy or uski waxing start kar deti hy.. usky bazu pr tape laga kr ahista ahista utarna
shuru kar deti hy…)

Dadi: o meesniye.. tu rehn de.. tenu te anda I kuch nahi tut e merikhaal la deni ay.. ja choti nu bula k liya
me oday to makeup karawan gi..

Ama: ni umaira.. idhr a .. a k apni dadi de kalejy thand pa a k.. me te ethy mar vi jawan tan wi ena nu
passand nahi ana..

(ama uth k chali jati hy or beti a jati hy.. beti a k I dam se tape utar deti hy or daaadi ki cheekhain nikal
jati hen.)

Dadi: hayeee me mar gai… o tut e waalan de naal rooh vi kad lai ay…

Beti: ary dadi.. kuch bhi nai hua.. ap ese hi overreact kar rahi hen.. chalen ayen.. me apko mask lagati
hun…

(larki dadi ko mask laga k uski ankhon p randy rakh kr usy bitha deti hy.. )

Ama: ni hun buddi di jan chad.. mere munh da vi kuch kar de..
(larki maa k munh par facial start kar deti hy…)

Maa: zara jan lagao.. saal bhar ki mail hy.. ese nahi utry gi..

(beti ja k belan le ati hy or wo ma k munh pr marna shru kr deti hy.. itni dair me room me baap enter
hota hy..)

Baap: begam ye dekh lo yehi lans lani thi naw.

Ama: han dikhao..

(baap jese hi ama ko dekhta hy cheekh mar k behosh ho jata hy..)

Larki: ary papa ko kya hua..

Maa: ay te har wari enj hi behosh ho jandy ne menu tyar hondya wekh k.. tu o chad tu mere munh te
sahi hath mar nahi te me teri kamar saik deni ay..

Beti: axha ami ruken abhi karti hun kuch..

(larki bahir se ja k viper le ati hy or wo ama k munh pr marna shuru kar deti hy.. itni dair me dada room
me enter hota hy..)

Dada: ni mukhtyaray…

(dadi foran harbara k uth jati hy..)

Dadi: g sartaj… hayee mere andy..

Dada: ni uth ja . tu wi ena de naal ay leepa poti shuru kr diti ay.. lo dasso.. lokan di olad khrab hondi ay..
meri budi khrab ay..

(Dadi foran uth k bahir nikal jati hy)

Dada: te hun tussi vi ay rangai ala kam mukao te sawery wasty mithy da kakh karo..

SCENE 02
(subha eid ki namaz se pehly ka time hota hy.. 1 dam se ama nikalti hy or dusry room ka darwaza bajany
lag jati hy.. )

Ama: uth jao dafa ho jao.. eid di namaz ich 10 mint reh gaye ne… tusi fair saari raat nahi sutty t hun
twanu needran a gaiyan ne..

(ama wapis aprny room me chali jati hy or aba adhi qamez pehn k bahir nikalta hy..or samny waly room
se beta bahir nikalta hy..)

Aba: dafa ho ja nahany chala ja eid ki namaz ka time ho gya hy..

Beti: ami.. mere suit k sath ka dupatta kahan hy..

Ami: shoddy tujhy raat ko kaha tha sab kuch nikal k rakh le..

Dadi: ni q meri ladli kuri nu maran lagi en?? Menu wi puch le.. meri te is ghaar de wich koi qadar I nahi
ay..

Ama: maa g eid da din ay mere tw zaya na ho jana tussi,… awain sawery sawery meri eid khrab karan a
gaye o..

Dada: eid te putr sady zamany hondi si.. asi sahi eid kari di si..
Ama: aba g twady zamany te janazy wi hondy si… othay khyal nahi janda twada… utho tussi eid d namaz
wasty jao..

Dada: aho chalwa wan…

Beta: ami me nahany jar aha hun.. yeh shalwar me nara dal den..

(ama gussy se shalwar pakr leti hy..)

Ama: nai putr teri j ate eid di namaz wi me parh ani wan..

(ami shalwar shoulder pr rakh k kitchen ki tarf chali jati hy.. baap or dada namaz parhy chaly jaty hen.)

Beta: ami meri shalwar..

Maa: wo tw beta mene siwayon ki jagah doodh me dal di h.. tu 1 kam kar dady ki dhoot bandh le.

SCENE 03
(baap or dada eid ki namaz parh k aty hen..)

Baap : eid Mubarak

Dada: eid mubarak

Ama or dadi: khair Mubarak..

(beta or beti room me bethy hoty hen tw unko awaz ati hy..)

Larki: ary papa a gaye.. chalo ai eidi lene jaty hen…

(larka or larki sab se pehly baap k pas jaty hen..)

Larki: papa…eid Mubarak.. meri eidi kahan hy??

Baap: ary khair Mubarak..kesi hy meri ladli beti… yeh lo apki eidi… khush raho meri Shehzadi..

(larki khush ho k chali jati hy..)

Larka: papa .. eid Mubarak… meri eidi kahan hy???

Baap: lanat teri shakal p… kaminy onth jesa qad nikal liya hy.. hathi jesa phail gya hy.. or eidi mang raha
hy.. khud kama k khilany ki umar me ulta mujh se paisy mang raha hy.. dafa ho ja naiaik..

(larka or larki dady k pas jaty hen..)

Larki: dada jan…eid Mubarak.. meri eidi kahan hy??

Dada: o khair Mubarak mera putr.. mashAllah kidi sohni lag rai en.. ay le putr teri eidi.. te ay thory hor wi
rakh le mouj kar…

(larki khush ho k chali jati hy..)

Larka: dada jan.. eid Mubarak… meri eidi kahan hy?

Dada: o dur fitty munh tera gadi olady… eda wadda ho gya en te hajjy wi eidi mang reya ay… o merit e
lattan qabar ich ne.. te mere to wi mang reyan en?? ethay beh teni me dassan… sady waqtan wich asi 5
saal de hondy si te kamana shuru kar dendy si..

(larka khud ki gardan tor k mar jata hy)

(larki room se bahir nikalti hy tw agy maa khari hoti hy.. )

Maa: chup kr k sari eidi mere hath te rakh de .. te nikal ja..

Larki: mere pa tw koi eidi nahi h ami..

Maa: je tu dheet en naw.. te me wi teri maa wan..

(maa john cena wala move kar k paisy le leti hy )

Maa: ami se eidi chupana.. mushkil hi nahi ..na mumkin hy..

(dadi room me bethi hoti hy tw larka or larki aty hen)

Beta& beti: eid Mubarak dadi jan.. hmari eidi kahan hy??

Dadi: aayy rukhsana..

(ami ati hy..)

Ami: g maa g…

Dadi: me bachiyan nu eidi dain lagi si te me sochy.. tu te ena masooman nu kut k kho leni ay.. te me
siddha tenu I eidi de deni an..

Ama: ni twanu ki lagda ay .. me paisy di phuki an?? Ena 2wan wasty jor rahi an.. menu pata ay es kanjar
ne te parhna nahi.. tee nu karyany di dokan pa k dawan gi.. te naal es koji de jahaiz wasty paisy pai Jordi
an.. tussi te enj menu gallan paye sunandy o jiwen twady putr di te ethay Millan chaldiyan ne.. yad karo
mere nal wiyah tw pehly ki halat si twady.. 24 ghanty oda nak chonda rehnda si.. te ghaar de halat??
Manji otay manji otay bachy te thally ami.. Allah maafi..
Dadi: hayee ni munh nu aram kara.. tu bari datkar di kuri an.. mere munh na khulwa…

Beta or beti: ary bs Karen ap log.. jab dekho larty rehty hen.. humen nahi chahiye eidi..

(larka or larki room se bahir nikal jaty hen)

SCENE 04
(miyan biwi bethy hoty hen room me..)

Wife: aji sunty ho..

Husband: g sunaiye..

Wife: aj moqa bhi hy dastoor bhi hy.. aj khana khany kahin bahir chalen sirf hum dono??

Dadi: han han jao maa nu kalla chad k.. ethay meri shugar nahi sahi ho rahi twanu khany di pai hoi ay..
maa di koi parwa I nahi… me te kehni an.. jan to pehly menu goli mar jao… ta k twanu wi such da sah
awy…

Dada: hr wely na enj diyan galan karya kar mukhtyary.. asi khana I te khan chaly an.. tu ghar beh k rest
kar.. te asi 3no kha k tere wasty le awan gy..

Bap: aba g ap bhi jayen gy??

Dada: han te putr othay koi shai lukani pe gai te meri dhoti wich hi ani ay naw..

Ami: tussi na ena dowan nu le jao.. menu rehn diyo..

(itni diar me bachy a jaty hen)

Beti: ary kisi ne outdoor eating ka name liya??

Beta: behtreen idea hy.. me tw kehta hun .. McDonald’s chalty hen..

Ama: hun twanu bari phuk lag gai ay.. adhy ghanty pehly me puchiya si tem out pe gai si..

Dadi: hr welay bachyan nu na gallan karya kar..

Ama: tussi apni fikr karo… hr mamly wich lat na phasaya karo..

Baap: ary ap log fazool ki behs na Karen.. ayen sary calty hen…

(sab darwazy k pas jaty hen tw baap 1 dam se sab ko rok leta hy..)

Baap: hum bandy kitny hen??

beti: 6

Baap: hmary pas gari konsi hy??

Beta: mehran.

Baap: plan cancel…