MASK K FAIDY

Comedy skit by The achanak thoughts

THE ACHANAK THOUGHTS

Adress k liye koshish bhttt zor se jari hy sabr rakho.. tension nai leni
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FART
(larka 1 bandy ko le kr room me ata hy jahan pehly se 1 banda betha hota hy..)

Larka: ap yahan bethen me apko thori dair k liye interview k liye bula leta hun..

(larka room me beth jata hy.. 2sra admi jo pehly se wahan betha hota hy wo jaldi se mask laga leta hy or
pocket se 1 or mask nikal k larky ko deta hy..)

Larka1: bhai yeh mask lagaaa lo..

Larka 2: abyyy ja naw.. nahi chahiye mask..

Larka1: yr laga lo plz…

Larka2: kaha naw.. nahi chahiye.. chaaal ab shakal gum kar..

(pehla larka usy khud mask pehnany ki koshish karta hy tw wo larka mask pakar kr phar deta hy.. or us
larky se kehta hy)

Larka2: ab mask na dena.. warna jese mask phara hy naw.. wese teri… shirt phar dunga..

(larka peachy ho jata hy or thori dair bad heavy qism ka pad marta hy… dusry larky ka saans band hony
lag jata hy.. mask jo phar k phenka hota hy usy uthata hy pr behosh ho jata hy.. itni dair me larka room
me enter hota hy..)

Larka: sir ap interview k liyee……. Ary isy kya hua??

(itni dair me usy bhhi bu a jati hy or uska bhi saans band hony lag jata hy..)

Larka1: Kabhi esa paady hi nahi k koi zinda bach saky..

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CHEATING
(larka class me betha hota hy… examiner pass ata hy..)

Examiner: roll no. slip dikhao..

(larka roll no. slip dikhata hy..)

Examiner: hmmm chalo khary ho jao.. pocket check karwao… baazu upper karo..

(examiner puri checking kar leta hy…)

Examiner: okay.. beth jao.. paper shuru karo…

(larka examiner k jaty hi mask agy karta y.. mask k andr formulas likhy hoty hen.. larka udhr se dekh k
cheating kar raha hota hy.. examiner peachy mur k dekhta hy tw larka foran mask chord eta hy..)

Larka: Kabhi ese cheating ki hi nahi k pakry ja saken.

HIDING PIMPLE
(larki phone p bat kar rahi hoti hy..)

Larki: axha jan bs nikal rahi hun tyar ho k.. ab phone band karo baba..

(larki phone band kar k tyar hony lag jati h.. )

Maa: beta kahan ja rahi ho??

Larki; maa uni ja rahi hun..

Maa: pr lockdown chal rha hy naw beta..

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Larki: ary ami.. wo meri uni waly bhttt kaminy hen.. chup chup k bula rahy hen..

(larki chalty chalty sheeshy k samny jati hy dopata set kar rahi hoti hy or foran ruk jati hy.. or cheekh
marti hy..)

Larki: ary yr.. yeh pimple.. esi shakal hi nahi rakhty jis pr moqay p lanat na pary… ab me date p kya
munh dikhaon gi?? Zamany ko kese face karungi?? Me papers me pass kese hungi?

(foran side se 1 or larki ati hy..)

Larki2: aj hi use Karen Fair and lovely…. Yeh de apki tuwacha ko goora rang.. vitamin A to Z, 1 to 100...

Larki: abyyyy jaaa nawww… face mask hy ..wo pehn leti hun.. high class bhi lagun gi or wo dary gab hi
nahi dekh k…

HIDING FROM PEOPLE

(larka sarak pr ja raha hota hy or froan samny se aty larky ko dekh k ruk jata hy..)

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Larka1: kal tak mere paisy 2 din k andr de warna thok dunga…

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(larka preshani me idhr udhr dekhta hy or sath se guzarty hue 1 bandy ko rok k us se uska mask cheen
leta hy..)

Larka: de na .. plz naw.. mere ko mask de de.. zilla sakhar se aya hun.. sab kuch selaab me beh gya..1
mask de de bs .. jan bachani hy.

(larka foran mask pehn k udhar waly bandy k pas se guzar jata hy.. )

Larka: esa banda mohally me chora hi nahi jiss se udhar na kiya ho..
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TALKING AND EATING IN CLASS

(sir class me parha rahy hoty hen or hr bachy k munh p mask hota hy.. 1 larka bakri ki awaz nikalta hy..)

Sir: shut up.. class pr focus karo….

(1 larka gadhy ki awaz nikalta hy…)

Sir: yeh kon kutta bhonk raha hy..

Larka: aby yeeray.. gadhy ki awaz hy..

Sir: kon bola?? Yeh kon bola??

Larka: quaid e azam … chal chup kr k parha..

Sir: ese bachy hi nahi rakhy jo ustad ki izzat kar len..

Larka: esi class hi nahi rakhi jiss me parhai ho saky..

(sir gussy se peachy murta hy or bachon ko marny lag jata hy..)

Sir: tum sary mil k mujhy pagal bana raho ho khabees k bacho…

WEDDING ENTRY
(3no larky raod par chal rahy hoty hen..)

Larka1: yr aj bhi bhooky .. tere ghar se baalon wali roti hi milti hy..

Larka2: han tw tere ghar walon ne tw wo bhi nahi di.. ab na khana hy na paisy..
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Larka3: ary larna band karo… khany k liye piasy nahi… uniform lagta hy.. wo dekho shadi..

Larka1: han tw uniform kahan hy??

Larka3: uniform chor mask hy naw..

(3no larky mask laga k shadi hall phnch jaty hen..)

Larka3: namasty uncle .. namasty auntie… hug nahi karunga.. corona hy..

FREE FOOD
(3no dost restaurant me khana kha k free hoty hen..)

Larka1: wah yr.. maza a gya..

Larka2: han yr.. hum pehly q nahi aye is resturaunt me??

Larka3: me tw keh raha tha k taste axha hy.. acha chalo paisy nikalo..bill dena hy..

Larka1: me tw apni bike pr le kar aya tum logon ko.. meri tarf se patrol ho gya.. baqi tum log dekh lo..

Larka2: mere pas tw paisy nahi hen..

Larka3: bakwas na kr.. wallet de hongy us me…

Larka2: esa wallet hi nahi rakha jis me se paisy nikal saken..

Larka3: lanat… ese dost hi nahi rakhy jo apny pally se bhi kuch dal den..

Larka1: ab phr?
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Larka3: tum log niklo.. mere pas 1 ameeron wali scheme ai hy.. me laga k ata hun…

(2no larky uth k chaly jaty hen… larka uth k khara hota hy tw waiter a jata hy..)

Waiter: sir bill??

Larka: ruko zara sabr karo.. me toilet se a k deta hun naw..

(larka washroom me jata hy or mask pehn k bahir a jata hy.. or waiter jo uska wait kar raha hota hy usky
pass a k kehta hy)

Larka: yr bht buti halat hy uski andr.. apko 10 15 mint wait karna pary ga…