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“[…] while smaller you can see things that are nearly invisible to your bigger self” (Cheshire Cat, cap. 1)
“Memories must be strictly managed, Alice. Unproductive ones must be eliminated” (Dr. Bumby, cap. 1)
“My heart is open, Alice. Never closed, never locked. It needs no key” (Lizzie, cap. 1)
“Nanny, my mind’s in pieces. I still have terrible visions, and I need to know” (Alice, cap. 2)
“This unmitigated disaster is your doing. And it will get worse” (Cheshire Cat, cap. 3)
“That vaporous ledge only appears as flimsy and insubstantial as your confidence. It will hold you. Trust
“I smoked a cigarette once, Alice. No fun at all. Next time, I’ll try a clay pipe” (Lizzie, cap. 3)
“She who saves a single soul saves the universe. Remember?” (Cheshire Cat, cap. 3)
“It’s Alice! The magnificent, the powerful, the brave, the reckless, the rash, the crazy, the imprudent” (Ants,
cap. 3)
“We’ll keep just one lamp, Alice – as a night-light – But I stays in the upstairs hall, and only till you turn
being unable to help herself, and a compulsion to make the world right. She’s trying to ‘unlock’ the true
meaning of her life. And she doesn’t know who has the key” (Dr. Wilson, cap. 3)
“The conflagration’s point of origin was obvious. First the library caught fire; And it spread disastrously
“Flush the unpleasant from your mind. Reject the painful as you would the repulsive and depraved.
“The key, Lizzie! Open the door! You’ll burn!” (Mr. Liddel, cap. 3)
“Lovers often exchange a lock of hair to symbolize their vows. The human heart is opened by a vast
“She began to fight against the savage murderers, abusers, and defilers without quite knowing why or for
whose sake she truly fought, or how the struggle would end” (Caterpillar, cap. 3)
“CAT: If I had the time, I’d detail how often you prefer dealing with illusions rather than the real thing.
Problems you refuse to deal with don’t exist. You deny reality.
CAT: No! And you allow others to tell you what isn’t real.” (cap. 3)
“You and this Red Queen cannot both survive. She is a cancer in your body. Excise her or perish” (Chesire
(Lizzie, cap. 4)
“Help us, Alice! Save us, Alice! Don’t leave us alone, Alice! Don’t abandon us, Alice! Stay with us!”
(Lizzie, cap. 4)
“Once a bounder followed me into the Ladies at Waterloo Station. I had to call the attendant” (Lizzie, cap.
4)
“His hand was slimy, Alice, like an eel from the Isis. And his name won’t help! Bumby. If he ever qualifies,
“I’ve set it in motion, I can derail it. This is good for me, I’m not insane! I didn’t kill my family. I am fine.
I’m not mad, I’m innocent… I… I mean, not guilty!” (Alice, cap. 4)
“The Dollmaker will deprive them of what remains of their deranged souls. They need care” (Insane Child,
cap. 5)
“You’re like them… of them, in a way; but not them. I should say not ‘us’, but I’m them, but you are on
“All those undergraduates waiting for a word from Papa” (Lizzie, cap. 5)
cap. 5)
“The train is your invention, your defense. I merely set its schedule and itinerary” (Dollmaker, cap. 5)
Cheshire: Different denotes neither bad nor good, but it certainly means not the same. Find the Hatter, Alice.
Alice: But does he know more about the difference between bad and good?
Cheshire: Making friends, Alice? You're as randomly lethal and entirely confused as you ever were.
Alice: I've managed without you so far, Cat. Return to whatever hovel's home to you. I'll call if I need you.
Cheshire: Predictably rash. It's not a matter of if, Alice, it's when. Now hold on, and as they say, shut up.
Alice: So typical.
DORMOUSE
Nan Sharpe Well at least she's not spewing that asylum nonsense. "My past is dead, I killed them, I should
have saved them, I should have died!" Her mind was in shambles. Radcliffe thought familiar faces would
bring her 'round, after a year he lost interest in her inheritance, greedy sod. Still always asking his bizarre
questions, a heavy dose of madness I'd say, but honesty's never the best policy in this life. When she wasn't
comatose she'd gape with eyes like pinwheels, drooled, occasionally screeched, never uttered a sensible
sound. And like the child she was, she kept her secrets close.
Wilton Radcliffe In a huff as usual, oozing with attitude and accusatory flummery. I've "stolen" her
rabbit! Ridiculous pretext. She's here about the fire, again. All the mad child wants to talk about. My report
found her family dead by misadventure, she won't accept it, goes on and on about her killing memories, and
her need to know the truth. The alleged truth is the fire began in the library when the cat knocked over a
lamp. The blaze trapped her parents and sister upstairs. Sister Lizzie never even unlocked her door, died in
her bed. The guilty cat always sets her off, she denies it, "It makes no sense, it can't be, etcetera..." Agreed.
From the outset, Alice was my candidate for the pyromaniac. The girl has a fixation with fire. I once
remarked that I thought she might have had a larger role in causing the tragedy. She suffered some sort of
psychotic episode.
Alice: Did I rip his head off? I... wanted to... What's left of my brain will explode. Is it mad to pray for better
Alice: You're not that good a liar, and I'm not that stupid. But something a bit less calamitous would have
been welcome.
Caterpillar: It's not only about you, Alice! Look at the destruction around you! Consider its cause. Then,
Caterpillar: You are familiar with the saying, that "smoking stunts your growth?"
Alice: Adults assault children with that adage, usually while they've got a pipe stuck in their mouths.
Caterpillar: I won't ask you to inhale, let the smoke envelope you.
Elder Ant: Your victories in combat and conundrums suggest your fitness to confront the challenges ahead.
Elder Ant The wicked Wasps lay siege upon us, and control the peaks to east and west, you must defeat
Elder Ant We have faith, that Caterpillar, the strange and wondrous, helps those in need. One day we'll
have proof! Purity of heart is to will one thing, to approach his sacred aerie, you must confront the savage
Daimyos who prevent our access to his power. I'll open the entrance to the Sacred Caves, where your
journey begins.
Dinah Mrow!
Dinah Mao!
Alice I didn't leave the lamp in the library, and Dinah didn't knock it over! The lamp, and Dinah were
upstairs when I went to bed! Dinah was in the room with me when the fire started!
Caterpillar If I had the time I'd detail how often you prefer dealing with illusions rather than the real
thing. Problems you don't refuse to deal with don't exist. You deny reality!
Caterpillar No, and you allow others to tell you what isn't real. Now, come inside.
Alice My memories are shattered. This wicked train has ruined nearly all I can recall, and Wonderland will
perish completely as I lose my mind. So much has changed. I can't help Wonderland if I can't help myself.
Caterpillar Much has changed. But you've got it backwards! Save Wonderland and you may save
yourself. Carpenter was on to something, but he was hiding from the real. Your goal is to accept it!
Caterpillar The Queen must be served, Alice. The Queen, in all her guises, must always be served.
Alice How can she stem this growing corruption or assist my search? What does she know that I don't?
Caterpillar She is someone you once knew and loved. Time, changes us all.
ALICE Lizzie hated locked rooms! Her room was further from the fire than mine! Smoke could not have
killed her, she never locked her door. And besides, she knew another way out of the house, out of the
window. Someone incapacitated or killed Lizzie, then locked her door, then took the lamp downstairs and
started the fire to cover up their crime! Their plan was to kill us all!
Queen of Hearts: I'd need a better reason to respond than what's currently on offer!
Queen of Hearts: Not doomed-forgotten. I may survive here, but you're finished! You see the pattern of
destruction, I know you do. The Train is trying to destroy all evidence of your past, and especially, the fire!
Now, who would want that? Who benefits from your madness?!
fine. I'm not mad, I'm innocent. I-I mean, not guilty. What's happening? What are you doing?
Queen of Hearts: The Train must be stopped. But there's more to do. Your view conceals a tragedy. The
whole truth you claim to see eludes you because you won't look at what's around you!
Nurse Cratchet: The instruments are gruesome, but a hole in the head gives the troubles more space! Just the
thing for your stone of madness! Good for seizures too, maybe. You must be as sick of those as I am,
Nurse Cratchet: Some mental conditions are relieved by bloodletting. Doctor thinks it won't be effective
against your symptoms, but I'm at the end of my tether, and these leeches need the work!
Dr. Bumby: Come now, Alice. Am I not to be as much honored and obeyed as the Queen? Is that asking too
much? I want what she wanted. Give yourself over to that. Trade the tentacles for the Train. It's altogether a
Pris: Never a kind word or reward for services rendered. Don't I deserve a bit of luck? Don't piss on what's
right and owing to me, I say. Brought you out of the asylum, now you go back of your own accord!
Nan Sharpe: I told your mother, dear. You were a distant and stubborn child, too content in her own world.
Young women need to leave their Wonderlands. The real world is not so wonderful. You'll need to grow up.
person. I can't say I'm surprised you've been incarcerated in the asylum again. A long stay under supervision
Alice I had a role in my family's demise, but I did not start the fire. Centaurs don't live in Oxford, but a
certain Doctor did. I saw him, a preening undergraduate. Now I remember him! That key belongs to Lizzie's
room!
Alice Am I not the most wretched and selfish of fortune's fools? Oblivious, I live in a training ground for
prostitutes; my mentor is an abuser and purveyor; I've been complicit with my sister's murderer, and the
killer of my family, as he corrupted my mind! I sought relief from my pain and you turned me away from
the truth!
Dollmaker: You were almost there, almost free from what you fear. You could have been cured. You could
have forgotten.
Alice You misbegotten abomination... murderer! You blood sucking parasite! The damage you've done to
Dollmaker I provide a service, in the great and awful metropolis, appetites of all sorts must be gratified.
Dollmaker The Train is your invention, your defense. I merely set its schedule and itinerary.
Alice I'll stop that Train, if it's the last thing I do!
Dollmaker As you wish, it will be. You're lost. And where your body is your mind will follow, perhaps
Alice You oozing sore of depravity... children wearing their names around their necks, as if they're
breeding livestock!
Dr. Bumby A declaration of their pedigree. You could use one, they're proud to display their provenance.
Hahaha!
Alice You brute! They can't remember who they are or where they're from. How many minds have you
Dr. Bumby Not enough. Yours would have been a triumph. Still, you're an insane wreck. My work is
done.
Alice You've used me, and abused me, but you will not destroy me!
Dr. Bumby No? The damage is done. The old Alice and her Wonderland retreat are demolished. You
can't even recognize what's happened, and you're powerless to change it or move against me. I've made
certain of that.
Caterpillar Abuse is a crime the strong visit on the weak. And you're right, Abusers are insufficiently
punished for the damage they do. Those who witness abuse without seeking retribution for the harmed, pay
a penalty. Your own pain mitigates your failure to act earlier, but you may not have paid enough for
Dr. Bumby I could've made you into a tasty bit. Clients out the door waiting for a piece from a raving
delusional beauty, with no memory of the past, or no sense of the future. But you wouldn't forget; you
Dr. Bumby Your sister was a tease. Pretended to despise me. She got what she wanted... in the end.
Alice I'll see you charged. In prison, some half-wit bruiser will make you his sweetheart... and then you'll
hang!
Dr. Bumby Indeed? A hysterical woman, former lunatic, roaring outrageous accusations against a
respectable social architect and scientist. My god, Alice, who would believe you? I scarcely believe it
myself.
Dr. Bumby By whom? By what? Psychotic, silly bitch. Your madness will be punished. Now leave. I'm
Alice shoves Bumby into oncoming train after taking back Lizzie's key and changing into her Wonderland
form. Alice slowly walks out of the train station and sees that Moorfields Street had changed drastically.
Alice walks down the street as the camera pans out to show Londerland.
Cheshire Ah, Alice, we can't go home again. No surprise, really. Only a very few find the way; and
most of them don't recognize it when they do. Delusions, too, die hard. Only the savage regard the
endurance of pain as the measure of worth. Forgetting pain is convenient. Remembering it, agonizing. But
recovering the truth is worth the suffering. And our Wonderland, though damaged, is safe in memory... for
now.