Speaker 1 (00:00):

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Speaker 2 (00:06):
I went to my Athol ophthalmologist today. He said, I have glaucoma and went on this long spiel. I was
wondering if he was talking about my glockenspiel, but he said, no, he meant I had this weird Magilla on
my eyeball. That could totally be a problem in the future. Then I went home on my way home. There
was this ambulance that had this really loud siren. It was right behind me. I was trying to move out of
the way. It wouldn't let me get over, which really me off, man. I started making supper and couldn't find
any pinoli. I decided to make pastrami instead, but I didn't have no pasta around. The only meat in the
house is this GMO vegan crumble crap, which my husband won't eat, but it's all I got. So I made it
anyway. Then, uh, I found this place online where I could order food.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Like the kind I like, which is fettuccine Alfredo with a whole lot of Parmesan, slathered all over it in a
cream sauce. I thought that might work better than the cannoli, but I couldn't get them to promise.
They'd send it over for supper time. So I told him, nevermind. It is super hot here today. It's making me
sweat buckets. I'm here in the valley. Just trying to keep cool with my Otter pops and my Moxie. It's a
hard life, baby. It's a hard life. Can't imagine what we're going to do tomorrow. It's supposed to get up
over 110 Fahrenheit. And again, in Tarzana tomorrow, I wish I could be in the jungle. Like Tarzan was,
you know, he and Jane were real swingers, man. Did you ever go to a Corgan bill up and see me? You
know, they filmed a bunch of that jungle crap up there.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Not only that they used as that as a stand in for Spahn ranch in that new Hollywood movie about the
Manson family weirdo Rama, there's a seriously twisted labyrinth up there, man. It looks like it was
there since the sixties really bizarre. Sometimes I find a candles and beer cans up there early in the
morning. It must be some wild parties up there, but they never invited me to one. Then when the trains
go by like the Pacific surf liner and the coast Starlight, I wave at the people as they drive by in that train.
I think gee, Asher would like to be on that train, but I don't know if I'll ever be able to get on one again.
What was the COVID and the Corona virus not to mention the government taken over all the trains. I
mean, they're just ruined an Amtrak now taken out the parlor cars and most of the dining cars. It's just
sad, man. Hey, pour me another cappuccino. Okay. How to know about you, but I need to get a few
thousand CCS of caffeine into my system stat.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
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