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This year it was goil1g to be Prince
Cecil sayi11g l1is tables.
A huge crowd went to the royal
television show. Every year at the end,
tl1e crowd had to clap and cheer. Then
the King made a big speech. He always
began, 'Cleverness shows in many
ways. It is most wo11derful wher1 it
shows in someone young. Tl1e royal
childre11 ... '
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Every time the royal cl1ildre11 were on
television, Bertie's mum and dad would
moan at Bertie. (You may look like Prince
Cecil,' tl1ey would say, but you'll 11ever
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Bertie's tummy feJt as if it had insects
buzzing around inside. He wa11ted to be
sick. He knew what came next so he
gasped, rrwo times eight is sixteet1.'
Wl1at was three times eight?
His ears bega11 to twitcl1. Pri11ce
Cecil's crown wobbled from side to side.
Bertie felt the croWl1 slip over his eyes
in little jerks.
He took the crown off. This seemed
to stop his ears twitchi11g.
TI1en the man spoke agah1. He did
11ot sou11d so l1appy now. 'Well, Prince
Cecil, what are three times eigl1t?'
Bertie tried to cow1t the a11swer out
on his fingers. He took off his sl1oes
a11d socks and counted on his toes as
well. But it was no good. He just didn' t
have e11ough fingers and toes.
Or1e or two people called out, 'Come
on! What are three times eight?' Bertie
felt awful. He wa11ted to shout, 'I'm not
Pri11ce Cecil. I'm Bertie v\Tiggins.' But he
couldn't say a word.
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Then something strange happened.
Bertie's ears began to move again. They
slowly flapped back and forwards.
The crowd began to count alot1g.
'One ... two ... tl1ree ... ' The ears
flapped twenty-four times, whicl1 is
exactly three times eigl1t.
Someo11e sl1outed, 'What about four
times eigl1t?'
The ears wiggled thirty-two times.
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'His ears l1ave got it right!' cried two
ladies in the front row. The crowd cheered.
By the time Bertie's ears had counted
out te11 times eight, the crowd were
jumping up and doWl1 with excitemer1t.
The man looked at the King. He
looked at Bertie. He did11't kt1ow what to
do. 'Er ... Tha11k you, Prince Cecil ... urn
... Or should I say, "Thatlks to Prh1ce
Cecil's ears?"'
Everyone laugl1ed, but the King
scowled. 'Now tl1e pri11ce will do sums,'
l1e sl1outed.
'Stop it, Dad!' cried a voice.
Two childre11 darted across tJ1e studio.
One was Princess Maude. The other was
the real Prince Cecil. Now there were two
Pri11ce CeciJs in front of the camera.
Pril1cess Maude pointed at Bertie.
'This is 11ot Prince Cecil,' she said.
'No, I'm Bertie Wiggins,' said Bertie.
Everyone gasped. The King we11t red
in tJ1e face. Mrs V\Tiggit1s fait1ted.
Pri11cess Maude went on, 'Prince
Cecil is not very good at sums. He hates
going 011 television. We both do. Last
year I l1ad to pretend to play the
trombone. I ca11't really play at all '
By now the Kil1g had jumped to his
feet. He began to roar, 'Stop the sl1ow!
Cecil! You should be in bed with spots.
Maude! Be quiet!'
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But Princess Maude took no notice. 11
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