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'Dentist': Now, madam, what's the matter
with you?
Woman: I've got a pain.
'Dentist': Where?
Woman: In my mouth.
'Dentist': Yes, I know it's in your mouth,
but which tooth?
Woman: This one here.
'Dentist': Ah yes, a molar.
Woman: What are you going to do?
'Dentist': I'm going to take it out.
Woman: How?
'Dentist': I don't know.
Woman: You don't know?
'Dentist': No. This is the first time I've
taken out a molar. In fact, it's the
first time I've taken out a tooth.
Woman: The first time you've taken out a
tooth! Woman: Er, no... I don't think you really
'Dentist': Yes. This is a very important day know... er... no, no, I'll come back
for me - my first extraction. Now, another day. I...
where's that hammer? (The man wakes up.)
Woman: Listen, I don't want the hammer Man: Where am I? Hey, what are you
and I don't want the string. I doing?
want you to take my tooth out 'Dentist': I'll be with you in a moment, sir.
with a pair of... Now, just sit still, madam...
'Dentist': A pair of scissors? Man: No, no, stop that! You're
Woman: No. absolutely crazy!
'Dentist': A pair of socks? Woman: I agree. He's absolutely crazy,
Woman: No. completely mad. Let's get out of
'Dentist': A pair of trousers? here.
Woman: No Man: Oh yes, good idea.
'Dentist': Oh. Just a minute. 'Dentist': So you don't want me to take out
(He looks inside his bag, and that molar?
takes out a large pair of forceps.) Woman: Certainly not (To the man) Come
'Dentist': These? on
Woman: Yes, I suppose so. Man: Yes, Good idea.
'Dentist': Right then. Open your mouth (The man and the woman leave.)
Woman: But what about the anesthetic? 'Dentist': Hmm, that worked very' well.
'Dentist': Oh yes. Pass me the hammer. (He puts his things into the bag,
Woman: I don't want the hammer! I want laughing to himself.)
a proper anesthetic. I want an 'Dentist': 'But dentists don't use string to
injection. take out teeth! 'Oh, you'd like an
'Dentist': An injection? anesthetic, would you?'
Woman: Yes. (The real dentist arrives.)
'Dentist': Just a minute Dentist: Oh, good morning. Sorry I'm late.
He looks inside his bag again, and It's my first day. It's the first time
takes out a large syringe. I've been here. Are you the only
'Dentist': Ah yes, this is for injections, isn't one?
it? How does it work? 'Dentist': Yes, there's just me
Woman: Well, you're the dentist. Don't you Dentist: Right. You can come straight in,
know? then.
'Dentist': No, It's the first time I've used 'Dentist': Oh, good, I hate having to wait.
one of these. Oh well, I'll have a
try. Open your mouth!
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