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Zachary J. Donnenberg
1
We see BLACK. LUKE, JACKSON, and MIKE all holler over each
other. They are playfully arguing. We hear LUKE’s voice
above the rest.
LUKE
(o.s., louder than the rest)
All I’m saying – all I’m saying is –
LUKE
(cont’d)
All I’m saying, Jackson, is if God
is real, then who invented math?
JACKSON and MIKE stop talking. LUKE stands over them like a
mad preacher. He sees his friends are confused. They are
absorbing the ridiculousness of his question.
JACKSON
What?
LUKE
Who invented math?
LUKE
(excitedly)
Who invented math, Jackson? Was it
God? Did God invent math, Jackson?
JACKSON
(flustered)
I don’t know. Sure, Luke! Sure.
MIKE
Is this gonna be more or less convincing
than your ‘if God was real, he’d have
taught you how to swim’ argument?
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LUKE
Shut up and listen. So if God invented
math, can math exist without God?
JACKSON
I guess not, no.
LUKE
But if God didn’t exist, there would
be zero gods. Zero is a –
Cold silence.
LUKE
(o.s., on the phone)
I’m sorry. No, really, I am.
LUKE
(cont’d)
Last night was supposed to be your
special thing and I – I just – I don’t
know, man, I feel like I ruined it.
LUKE
(cont’d)
I know, but you’re leaving and I –
LUKE
(cont’d)
I just don’t know when I’ll see you
again.
LUKE lowers the phone from his ear. The phone displays his
home screen – the call was faked. Luke stares at his phone
before opening iMessage. He contemplates sending Jackson a
text.
LUKE
(answering the phone)
Hey. Right now?
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Luke walks up the wooden steps. His feet land heavy and
loud. As we watch from behind, we can physically feel Luke
enter the engagement. Normally, Luke is a stone thrown in a
pond. But now, he feels like a pebble tossed in the ocean.
LUKE
(raising his arms, confident)
Missed me that much, huh?
JACKSON
Flight cancelled. Hailstorm’s got
Seattle backed against the ropes.
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JACKIE
(sits down beside Jackson)
Perfect weather for our housewarming
party. Oh well.
MIKE
And now he’s forced to have one more
night with the boys, just like God
intended.
MIKE
(cont’d)
And don’t think I forgot about you, cock-
lord. Giving Jackson a hug and not me,
your ol’ pal Mike. Get over here, bastard!
JUNIOR
You alright there, Mike?
MIKE
(making his way back to his seat)
Just dandy, thanks for asking.
Mike collapses into his char. Luke sits down and joins the
group. He looks to Jackson.
JACKSON
Booked a new flight for tomorrow, though.
We should be fine.
MIKE
(o.s., drunkenly)
Leaving Jersey like a lion on the lamb.
JACKSON
So yeah, one last day before we leave.
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MIKE
(o.s.)
Good ol’ “Blue Balls” Jackson.
JACKSON
(to Luke)
Flight’s at like five a.m., which blows,
but whatever.
Jackson stands up, turning his focus from Luke to the crowd
of friends. He mantles the posture of a king.
JACKSON
Now listen, fellas – now that we’re all
here, it’s time to get down to business.
All the crying, the ‘oh I’m never gonna
see you again’ pussy shit? That was for
yesterday. Today, I want to have fun.
Like we used to.
JACKSON (cont.)
Here’s what I’m thinking. The four of us.
The train trestle in Clinton. Bathing
suits. We’re jumping into the river just
like old times, boys!
JUNIOR
(muffled, unheard by Luke)
You gonna be alright Luke? Luke? Luke!
LUKE
What?
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JUNIOR
I asked if you’re going to be alright.
MIKE
(interrupts)
You gonna let your blue balls dangle
out your swim trunks, there, Jackson?
LUKE
Me? You should be worrying about him.
LUKE
(shouting to his friends)
Gotta go home and grab my bathing suit!
LUKE
(mumbling)
Why do we have to jump off a fucking
bridge?
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LUKE (cont.)
(normal volume)
Why do we have to –
LUKE (cont.)
(sounding out his message as he types)
Hey, do we have to do the trestle?
You know I can’t –
Luke stops typing and lowers his phone. He pulls out his
box of cigarettes; as he draws a boge, he looks at his
friends. They are still bantering outside their cars. Luke
tucks his cigarettes back in his pocket. They don’t know he
smokes.
Luke shifts his car into Drive and steers onto the road. He
looks over as he passes his friends behind him.
LUKE
(pretending to speak to Jackson)
Hey, do we have to jump the trestle?
You know I –
(cont.)
Hey, do we have to do the river? You
guys know I can’t –
Jump cut.
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(cont.)
I don’t really feel like swimming
today. Can’t we just chill at Factory
Fuel again?
LUKE
(cont.)
Sorry guys, something came up. I
can’t hang out at the trestle tonight.
Luke slaps the steering wheel with his palm over and over
again. He pulls into a parking lot to his right.
(cont.)
Fuck!
LUKE
(cigarette in his mouth)
God damn it. God fucking damn it.
Luke extends his arm toward the bathing suit. He’s going to
put it on. He’s going to drive to the trestle. He’s going
to swim.
He has three missed calls and six unread texts from JUNIOR
and JACKSON. Junior asks if Luke is okay. Jackson accuses
him of ditching. The phone’s clock reads between 5:30 and
6:30pm.
LUKE
(under his breath)
Shit.
11
Luke looks over at the bathing suit. It hangs off the lid
of his garbage can.
Luke marches from his room to his car, bathing suit thrown
over his shoulder. He enters his car and drives off.
Throughout all this, we hear Luke speak. He is leaving
Jackson a voicemail.
LUKE
(voiceover)
Hey, Jackson. Sorry I couldn’t make
it. Long story. Won’t bore you with
all the details. But, uh, I still
really want to hang out before you
leave.
(cont.)
I’m on my way to get some frozen
yogurt. Know Yo Fro Yo in Jefferson.
Let’s meet up! If you can’t, that’s
cool, too. So, uh, yeah. See ya there.
JACKSON
(standing above Luke)
Since when do you smoke?
LUKE
I didn’t ditch.
(cont.)
I’m sorry.
JACKSON
(contemplative)
Zero is a quantity.
LUKE
What?
JACKSON
That’s what you said last night,
right? When you jumped on the
counter like a spider monkey?
LUKE
(chuckles, embarrassed)
Yeah.
JACKSON
Not a bad point. You almost had me
there. You missed it. Mike sobered
up by the time we got there but
you know how he is.
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JACKSON
(cont.)
First jump, fuckin’ wiped out flat
on his stomach.
(claps)
Bam! You should’ve heard it.
LUKE
(recoiling from the story)
Oh my god!
JACKSON
(laughing)
Right? It was great. He waddled out
of the water holding his gut, he was
like, ‘oh, oh, my fuckin’ stomach’.
LUKE
Ugh, I would’ve thrown up.
JACKSON
Imagine how he felt, all that beer
inside him. He probably wanted to!
(cont.)
See, we’ve got nothing to worry
about. We’ll still talk. Still pick
on each other. I’ll still be on
Discord. We can FaceTime, Skype,
whatever you want. Just because
I won’t be here, doesn’t mean I’m
I’m not here.
(cont.)
That’s why you almost had me, but
you couldn’t convince me.