the house/5-03-2021

By
ABHISHEK SINGH

singhabhishek0089@gmail.com
EXT./INT. HOUSE
FAT WOMEN
aa rahi hoon! aa rahi hoon baba.
WOMEN IN BLACK
Momma mia!
FAT WOMEN (O.S.)
main bahut khush hoon, aaj kuch
gajab hone waala hain. hain na
WOMEN IN BLACK (O.S.)
Bikul vaisa nahi jaisa tumhe lagta
hain.

FAT WOMEN (O.S.)

DEKHNA GUD GOBAR MAT KAR DENA !
WOMEN IN BLACK
Door ho jaao tum inse.

WOMEN IN BLACK
ise pahano , saari buri
aatma tumse rahegi,aur tumhaari
aatma bhi.

FAT WOMEN
(in fear)
agar kuch gadbad ho gayi ya koi
atma andar aa gayi main kya
karoongi.

WOMEN IN BLACK
Momma mia mashoor hain ime. teen
second aur kaam tamaam uska.kutto
ki tarah maregi,yaha uski maut ka
samaan taiyar h.

FAT WOMEN
kya bola
WOMEN IN BLACK
kaam tamaam, koi shaq yaha saare
intejaam ho chuke hain,ha mujhe
tarash aayega uski maut par. main
nahi puchne waali aakhri khwaish.
then she cut the chicken.

WOMEN IN BLACK
kade khade dekho mat , meri madad
karo. tumhe bhi marna hain uske
sath,pagal aurat.

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SHE JUMP AND DIED

EXT.ROAD
LITTLE GIRL
mom kaha jaa rahe hain hum.
MOM
aaj main aapko ek special person se
milwaane waali hoon.wo idhar hi
kahi aas pass hongi.
LITTLE GIRL
mom! koi hain waha, waha piche
MOM
koi nahi hain waha beta.ufff ye ab
liza yaha kya kar rahi hain. liza
liza ruko lizaaa.
LITTLE GIRL
mom

MOM
chalo abhi hume uss aurat se milna
hain jiske paas khali balti
hain.hum bas pahoocne waale hain.

LITTLE GIRL
woh dekho!
beat.
chalo wapas chalte hain

MOM
nahi beta,woh tumko kuch nahi
karengi.tumhe achcha lagega unse
milkar.

BUCKET WOMEN
tum jaa to rahe ho magar wapas nahi
aaoge.
MOM
kya bola aapne

BUCKET WOMEN
wahi jo tumne suna. jaane waale ko
kaun rok sakta hain.
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INT. HOUSE (FAT WOMEN- WOMEN IN BLACK DIED)

FAT WOMEN
MUMMA MIA ! KYA HUA TUMHE.
WOMEN IN BLACK
LAGTA hain kuch gadbad hain yaha.
WOMEN IN BLACK
kuch to hain. ohh zahar ka kadha
jal raha hain waha.

pakdo jara ise.

saare darwaaje band ho jaaye
tumhaare bachne ke.tumhaare khoon
se bhar jaaye ye farsh.aur iss
khidki ki roshani tumhe jala kar
rakh kar de aur yeh hawaaye lapet
le tumhaari rakh ko.kaha chupi ho
tum?
(gas blow happen)

WOMEN IN BLACK
galat ghar main aa gayi tum.aaj
tumhaari maut ka din h, happy death
day dear aatma.

FAT WOMEN
suno, kya main use koi gift de uske
death day par.
WOMEN IN BLACK
pagal aurat roko mat mujhe,mujhe
apna kaam karne do.taiyar ho jaao
show dekhne ke liye,saari saktiyo
ka mail ho aur bijli ban kar use
rakh kar do.

LITTLE GIRL
kitni achchi jagah h ye,hum yaha
rahne waale hain .
MOM
jaroor ek din.

WOMEN IN BLACK
30 din ki waranty hain meri.
FAT WOMEN
sunday jodkar

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WOMEN IN BLACK
tum kya machchi market main aaye
ho?chalo tumhe 5 din extra diya.
LITTLE GIRL
pahooch gaye ?
MOM
haan beta
FAT WOMEN
kaun aa gya itni raat ko ? kaun
hoga,kahi aatma to nahi.
WOMEN IN BLACK
abhi main yahi khadi hoon aur
superfast express se nikalne waali
hoon.yatri kripya apna apna dhyan
de,
FAT WOMEN
hello

MOM
hello aunt main victoria , hum
apartment dekhane aaye hain.
FAT WOMEN
ohh bahut sahi samay par tumne
ganti bajaai hain.zing zing
FAT WOMEN
BHAAGO.

WOMEN IN BLACK
JAB jaroorat pade to bula
lena.achcha lageaga
FAT WOMEN
hello kaun ?

MOM
aunt main hoon , apka door khul
nahi raha.
FAT WOMEN
ohh betA JI aap,aao andar aao
MOM
alina ruko

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ALINA
ye kitna achcha hain
MOM
bahut hi jyada, isase chalte hain.

WOMEN IN BLACK
tum ek bhoot doctor ko aise nahi
nikaal sakti.
FAT WOMEN
waha waha sidi udhar hain.jaao jaao
jaldi jaao.
WOMEN IN BLACK
i am sorry aatma, buri aatma abhi
uss ghar me hi hain. jaao wapas
apne ghar.
LITTLE GIRL
mom kya aap bhoot pret par vishwash
karte ho ?

MOM
jo hote hi nahi unpar vishwash kya
karna.kyu kya hua?
LITTLE GIRL
meri ek friend ne bataya , woh hote
hain but dikhte nahi hain, wo
achche aur bure dono hote hain.kya
aap kabhi kisi se mile ho?
lift open

FAT WOMEN
welcome dear
MOM
hello

LITTLE GIRL
hello
FAT WOMEN
ye kaun hain

MOM
alina
EVIL
asli maalik aa gya ghar ka

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MOM
sorry,beta mat chuo kisi chij ko.

LITTLE GIRL
maine kuch nahi chua
FAT WOMEN
ISKI MAA KI, 30 din ki waranty kaha
gayi uski.

FAT WOMEN
kya ghar hain , kya furniture
pasine ki boond boond jodkar ye
ghar banaya hain.behtareen design,
ye do bade bade room,kya najara
hain yaha se bahar ka.furniture ka
koi rent nahi hain.kya sajaya hain
iss ghar ko.
MOM
ye meri beti ka room hoga ?

FAT WOMEN
dekha tumne humaare pass sab kuch
hain,tv bhi h,
LITTLE GIRL
tha!
EVIL
seva samapt!

FAT WOMEN
koi baat nahi, main tumhe dusri tv
dungi , isase achcha wala.aur
jayada tv nahi dekhna hain.
EVIL
achcha ! ye kaisa rahega.
LITTLE GIRL
mom, wo lamp dekho.
MOM
aunt,kuch gadbad hain kya?
FAT WOMEN
haan sab kuch chaka chak hain.badal
garaj raha hain,bhukamp bhi ho
sakta hain aur yeh to hilta rhta h.
aisa ghar aapko kahi nahi mile,
sasta , sunder, tikaau.
window broke

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FAT WOMEN
bhukamp ke jhatke- kAFI tez
tha.main band kar deti hoon lekin
kya view hain uss paar.poori jannat
dikhti hain yaha see.yeh awaaz
kaisi hain.
she catch the glass

FAT WOMEN
world cup glass, daaru peene ke
kaam aata hain.kabhi pee kar dekho
achcha lagega.
EVIL
sab bakwash
FAT WOMEN
ye tumhaare liye mere taraf se.
EVIL
abhi batata hoon.
MOM
ye kya hain.
LITTLE GIRL
mommy
FAT WOMEN
chalo bathroom dikhaati hoon ,
achcha hain.

MOM
darwaja kholiye please.jaldi karo
EVIL
yaha kyu aaye tum ?

FAT WOMEN
daro nahi , 50 % off tumhaare
liye.ek pillow bhi le lena.
FAT WOMEN (O.S.)
tab tak dusra room dekho , uska
mirror achcha hain.nadi bhi dikhti
hain waha se,garm paani bhi h
nahane ko.
EVIL
abhi to show shuru hua hai aunt.
garam paani se kuch yaad aaya
mujhe.garam paani khun banega ab.

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FAT WOMEN
stop
EVIL
kitni baar bola yaha nahi aane ka.
main to thak gya.ruko tumko hasaata
hoon.kaisi ho aunt.
FAT WOMEN
ruko ruko bachaao , kaha le jaa rha
hain mujhe.

EVIL
lagta hain tumne kuch nhi sikha,ab
tumhe kuch karne ki jaroorat
nahi,oh luka chipi ek do teen char
panch, main aa raha hoon bach kar
rahna.
FAT WOMEN
mujhe maarne ki koshish bhi mat
karna, tumhari mom ko bolungi main,
wo tumhe jaaaan se maar degi,uske
paad tumjhaari maut ka kadha
hain.chalo ek deal karte hain
unhe ye apartment kharidne do mujhe
mera haq mile aur tum unhe bhaga
kar ye apartment lelo. kya plan
hain tumhaari kasam,mujhe paisa
chahiye tumhe ghar,kaam ho
gya,tumhe manani h to maano nahi to
roj ek client laaungi.har roj , har
roj.maan liye to ek saal tak koi
nahi,

EVIL
to deal pakki samjho
FAT WOMEN
main tukde tukde kar dungi tujhe
agar chalaki ki , jai mumma mia.
EVIL
yaha kuch nahi hua, samay tumhaare
sath chal raha hain.har parivartan
tumko dikhega , wo dikhega jo tum
dekhna chahte ho, bus apni aakhe
khuli rakho.dunia ka sabse
khubsurat najara tumko dikhega us
khidki se.

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FAT WOMEN
kahi nahi milga tumhe aisa
najaaara.itne kam rate main.bahut
lucky ho tum log.

LITTLE GIRL
mom wo dekho plane.

INT. APARTMENT

MAN IN HOODIE
kaun hain idiot ?
WOMEN IN BLACK
hello my son

MAN IN HOODIE
mumma aap yaha kya kar rahe ho?
WOMEN IN BLACK
good morning bolne to nahi aayi
hoon.kisi wajah se yaha aayi hoon,
chalo piche hato aur mujhe apna
kaam karne do.
MAN IN HOODIE
aap bol dete main aa jata.aap ko
kya jaroorat thi aane ki,

WOMEN IN BLACK
shut up
MAN IN HOODIE
jab aap yaha aati ho to humehsa
kuch bura hi hota h.
WOMEN IN BLACK
iss baar nahi hoga mere bachche.kya
main tumko karodpati banane ka
secret batau ya baad me
sunoge.jaisi tumhaari marzi.
MAN IN HOODIE
mom , ye wahi h jo main soch raha
hoon.mom please bolo na kya hua.

WOMEN IN BLACK
ye chamiya kaun hain, surprise tha
mere liye.tumko kahi dekha h.

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MAN IN HOODIE
isase door raho
WOMEN IN BLACK
bilkul aur tum bhi baki jo marzi h
karna karo iske sath,bus dekhna
kahi tumhari patloon dhili na pad
jaaye mere priya bete.huun dekho to
ye kya hain.kya haal kiya hain
tumne iss jagah ka.

MAN IN HOODIE
mom please aap yaha se jaao , hum
baad main baat karte hain.
WOMEN IN BLACK
okay okay , ek jaroori baat kar
leti hoon jaane se pahle,aisa lagta
hain kaafi maze karte ho yaha par.
MAN IN HOODIE
aap saaf saaf bolo kya kahna chahte
ho aur niklo yaha se.angela ko
shower lena hain. main kuch nahi
karne wala tumhare liye , main
marna jyada pasand karoonga,akhiri
baar tumne mujhe coma me bhej diya
tha , iss baar jannat bhejna hain
kya.mere par dekho kya halat ki
tumne,
WOMEN IN BLACK
bachcho ki tarah behave mat
karo,mard bano mard, dekho apne aap
ko, kya ho tum.hume kuch pana hain
. hum ek pariwar hain.
MAN IN HOODIE
humesha rahenge.

WOMEN IN BLACK
tumhaare saare karz chukta ho
jaayenge.
MAN IN HOODIE
agar hum family hain to mujhse rent
kyu lete ho.wo bhi phli tarikh ko.
WOMEN IN BLACK
tumhaare achche ke liye, main jo
karti hoon sab tumhaare achche ke
liye.

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MAN IN HOODIE
jooth bol rahi ho tum, mujhe achche
se pata hain tumhaari sab chaal,
agar tumhe kuch chahiye jakar lo ,
mujhe kuch nahi karna tumhaare
sath.
WOMEN IN BLACK
chup , chup ho jaao.main pagal nahi
hoon, ye achcha plan hain gold
paane ka, aum hum ise paakar hhi
rahenge
MAN IN HOODIE
toh aap jaao
WOMEN IN BLACK
yaad rakho tumhe koi rent nahi dena
hoga aaj ke baad ye ghar tumhara
hoga,bus tumko mujhe uss sone ko
paane me madad karni hain,sirf
chota sa kaam hain

MAN IN HOODIE
mom
WOMEN IN BLACK
jasoos hain yeh ladki

BLONDE GIRL
kaun hain ye pagal, bahar nikaalo
isko.
MAN IN HOODIE
sorry angela- use do mujhe
WOMEN IN BLACK
pahli baar mujhe tumhaari pasand
buri lagi,chod do use

MAN IN HOODIE
no.
WOMEN IN BLACK
aur main tumhe humesha akela chod
dungi,ye ghar bhi tumhara ho
jaayega, mere haath me sona ,
tumhaare haath me ghar.
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INT.OFFICE
SUIT MAN
tumko nahi pta tum kya bol rahe
ho,isase achcha nahi milega
kahi,lekin itna paisa arrange karna
muskil hain.
MOM
aise offer zindgi me kabhi kabhi
milte hain,main din raat kaam
karoongi jab ki saare paise na
lauta doon tumko.main sab wapas kar
doongi vishwash karo
mujhpar,tumhara ehsaan hoga.

SUIT MAN
fir to tumhe bahoot kaam karna hoga
,kaafi sara kaam, matlab kaafi
saara.

MOM
main sirf design ka kaam karoongi,
SUIT MAN
soch lo ek baar fir se tumhe din
raat dono kaam karna hoga.majdoor
ki tarah aur koi chutti nahi.
MOM
main sab kuch karoongi jab tak
tumhaare paise wapas na kar doon.

SUIT MAN
thik h , kal tumhe ek naya project
deta hoon aur hume kisi kimat par
ise pana hoga.ispr tumhara future
depend hoga

INT. HOUSE (FAT WOMEN)

FAT WOMEN
mubarak ho ye ghar tumhara hua,

MAN IN HOODIE
mom , yaha to kaam chal raha hain,
baaad me kuch karta hoon
WOMEN IN BLACK
kya bakwash kar rahe ho, maine
wapas bhej diya tha usko , wo sabko
bahar nikaal dega,

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MAN IN HOODIE
mom mujhe nahi pata ye sab,koi shif
hone wala hain usme, uske pahle hum
apna kaam kar lenge

WOMEN IN BLACK
thik hain thik hain , main kuch
karti hoon

INT.OFFICE

MOM
ye humara dream project hain.
SUIT MAN
mordern time se kahi upar,sabse
alag- vika achcha present kiya
tumne aaj.
MOM
alina,ab ye humara ghar hain,

EVIL
itni khusi bhi thik nahi hoti sehat
ke liye.
MOM
kuzi , bahar aao

EVIL
bora bister badh lo jaane ka samay
najdik hain.

LITTLE GIRL
kuzi bahar aao , humara naya ghar
dekho.
MOM
bahar aao , ye ghar tumhara bhi
hain,
EVIL
ek baar bahar to aa fir batata hoon
MOM
bahar aao kuzi ,
EVIL
jaa kaha rahi hain ye manhoos
billi.

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MOM
kuzi kaha jaa rahe ho.
LITTLE GIRL
mom waha dekho.

MOM
ye sab kya hain
OLD UNCLE
ye aawaje 222 se aa rahi h lagta
hain, naye kiraayedar aaye hain
OLD AUNTY
sab kuch thik h beta?
MOM
waha, waha koi h
EVIL
ye to sirf teaser tha , film baaki
hain

OLD AUNTY
tum thik ho . kya kar rahe ho tum ,
kisi ka mazaak mat banao.
OLD UNCLE
itihaas ke liye ,kabhi hume
jaroorat ho sakti hain iski
OLD AUNTY
haan lekin aaj nahi, chalo , chalo
beta andar chalo.aao kuch pite hain
hum.jaldi aao

EVIL
ab main kya bolu,bolta hoon toh
bologe ki bolta hain.isase achcha
hain ki main bolu hi naa.

OLD AUNTY
toh tumne dekha ki woh aisa vaisa
apartment nahi hain, waha ek
jadugar rahta hain.

LITTLE GIRL
wow magician , hum magician ke sath
rahne wale hain,maza aayega
MOM
kyu maza aayega ?

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LITTLE GIRL
hum magic dekhenge uska.
OLD AUNTY
mujhe bilkul achcha nahi lag raha
tumhe aise dekh kar

LITTLE GIRL
wow birds hain aap ke paas
OLD AUNTY
ye puraane kiraayedaaro ki tasvire
, uncle ne li hain. ye rahi, ye
aids se mar gaya aur ye sidiyo se
gir gayi.isne faansi lagai lekin
rassi toot gayi,aur ye to abhi
mental hospital me hain aur iss
khali page par tumhaari photo
hongi.
MOM
toh isliye ye apartment itna sasta
hain,ise lene ke liye mujhe apna
ghar bechna pada.paise udhar lene
pade.lekin broker ne mujhe kuch
nahi bataya
OLD AUNTY
wahi to uska kaam hain woh humesha
ye apartments bechti rahti hain.koi
uss ghar ko kharidna nahi chahta,
na koi agency use bechna chahti
hain shivay broker ke.bad property
ke list me hain wo aprtment.ek
budhi aurat waha sabse jayada ruki
thi, haa ye tasveer mental hospital
ki hain, usne ek jung ched di thi
uss ghar me, sb kuch kiya usne ,
lahsoon lekr ghumti thi, aur woh
kamina tez harmonium bajata tha. ek
hi dhun baar baar,jab tak ki uske
kaan dard na hone lage.maine bhi
music sikha hain,main bajaati hoon
woh music , dhyan se sunana, kuch
aisa hi tha .

EXT.RIVER SIDE
BLONDE GIRL
kya hain ye kachra, tum ise thik
kyu nahi karte.

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BOY
main ye sab chod kar woh faaltu
tent lagau

BLONDE GIRL
agar nahi lagaye , to main
jaa rahi hoon.aur tum yaha akele
night out karo darling

BOY
thik hain main help karta hoon
tumhaari- its mom
BLONDE GIRL
abhi baat mat karo usase , jaao

BOY
yes mom
WOMEN IN BLACK
beta , jaldi aa jaao, pura
apartment khali hain aaj raat,aaj
hain wo din jiska mujhe intejaar
tha, usne apna kaam shuru kar diya
, ab tum apna kaam karo.jaldi karo
, raat dhalne se pahle hme apna
kaam karna hain.

BOY
mom , main sahar se bahar hoon ,
nadi ke paas, pahle batana chahiye
tha.

WOMEN IN BLACK
shubh ghadi hain ye , do ghante me
milo , sona lene chalte hain ya
puri zindgi sadak par raho.ab soch
lo kya karna hain.

BOY
abhi hona tha ye sab,
BLONDE GIRL
kya hua baby,main kuch madad
karoon.
BOY
no
BLONDE GIRL
kya hua bataao naa, tumhe jo sahi
lage woh karo, main tumhaare sath
hoon.hum yaha kuch quality time
spend karte hain

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BOY
time hi to nahi hain
BLONDE GIRL
humaare paas do ghante hain abhi

BOY
fir to meri maa meri jaan lekar
chodegi.
BLONDE GIRL
nahi main tumhe bacha loongi, main
tumhe kuch nahi hone dungi
BOY
such main

INT. OLD AUNTY

OLD AUNTY
mujhe tumhaari chinta ho rahi
hain.kaise saamna karoge tum us
saitan ka, usne saare kirrayedaaro
ko bhaga dala
MOM
kya ye wahi hain?

OLD AUNTY
nahi ye padosi hain. humesha sone
ka natak karte hain wo.
MOM
ab hum kya kare

OLD AUNTY
zinda raho, zindgi bahut choti
hain,tumhaare bas me kuch nahi,jo
bhi mile bator lo.mujhe dekho main
to wahi kar rahi hoon kitne saalo
se. tumhaari life to abhi shuru hui
hain.upar me ek aadmi hain akela .
jyada budha nahi hain,
MOM
kya woh khatarnaak hain
OLD AUNTY
nahi bilkul nahi , bilkul sidha
sadha h.uska khud ka hospital hain.

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MOM
main us saitan ke baare me baat kar
rahi thi.
OLD AUNTY
ohh uske baare me, darne ki koi
baat nahi
MOM
main darr nahi rahi,kya hum subah
tak yah ruk sakte hain.

OLD AUNTY
haan , humesh naye kiraayedaar apni
first night yahi bitaate hain.
swagat hain aapka

VERY OLD AUNTY

ye to lehsoon hain daro nahi,ye
saitaano ke khilaf achcha kaam
karta hain, le lo ise,ye trick kaam
aayegi tumhaare.

MOM
alina- kaise rahoongi main yaha ,
mujhe kuch karna hoga

EXT.RIVER SIDE

BLONDE GIRL
hello
WOMEN IN BLACK
good morning my son, nind kaisi
aayi raat main.raat ka kuch yaad
hain ki nahi.

INT. APARTMENT

EVIL
ohh refugees wapas aa gaye.kya tum
log saaman lene wapas aaye ho.
LITTLE GIRL
mom wo jaadugar kaha hain
MOM
shhhh

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LITTLE GIRL
jaadugar kaha ho aaap
MOM
usne humara sara saaman pack kar
diya,

LITTLE GIRL
jaane ke liye? jaadugar kyu abhi
abhi to hum aaye hain.

MOM
shant raho, hum usase baat karte
hain, dekhte hain kaha chupa hain
woh.
EVIL
tumhaare saamne hoon , chupne ki
baari tumhaari. ye billi hain ki
billa , phle isko bhagata hoon
MOM
saitan bhai , hum dost hain

EVIL
mian sab chalaki jaanta hoon, koi
deal nahi, boria bistar sameto aur
nikalo, ye mera ghar hain aur yaha
sirf main rahoonga.saali billi

LITTLE GIRL
jaadugar kaha ho aap
CAT
har hisaab chukana hoga tumhe

LITTLE GIRL
hum achche log hain aur aap bhi
bahut achche hain hum sab achche h
santa ki tarah. chalo dosti karte
hain
CAT
door raho usase,kaan kaat do uske
EVIL
ter pooch kaat dunga main
LITTLE GIRL
mom

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MOM
yaha baitha hain woh, mr. saitan
CAT
chun chun ke maaronga tujhe

MOM
ye maine aapke liye banaya hain
EVIL
dekha kaun hain boss yaha

CAT
suno suno. zahar mila do uss doodh
main
MOM
use doodh pasand nahi, jam pasand
hain tumhe?blue berry jam bahut
achcha lagta hain ye, thoda taste
karo, ye lo maze se khaao, aise hi
hum sath rahenge.

CAT
mujhe iss kutte ke sath nahi rahna
MOM
ek pariwaar ki tarah

LITTLE GIRL
mumma chalo
EVIL
dekha buri sakal ke , jo main
chahoo wahi hoga yaha,dekhe to
kaisa haim jam
CAT
kya hua be , mar gya kya

EVIL
isme zahar tha, zinda nahi chodunga
tum logo ko
CAT
phle tu to zinda bach jaa

EVIL
war shuru ho gayi hain, taiyar ho
jaao

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CONTINUED: 21.

MOM
demon
DEMON
bilkul wahi hoon

CAT
shaitan ko maarne shaitan aaya hain
DEMON
demon ko kuch achcha nahi lag raha
, koi aur hain yaha, mujhe mehsoos
ho raha hain,tumne jam main sampoo
mix kiya tha,
MOM
haan haan kiya tha

DEMON
achcha kiya
EVIL
to tum logo ne badi bandook laayi
hain
CAT
usi se tujhe bhoon denge
EVIL
kuch nahi hoga mujhe
CAT
woh baap hain tumhaara
DEMON
woh ab shant rahega kuch samay ke
liye
MOM
jab se aaye hain hum kuch na kuch
ho hi raha hain
LITTLE GIRL
hum yaha se chalte hain chalo
DEMON
tum log dusre kamre me jaao, dekh
nahi paaoge ye mukabala, maine
bhaymukt kar diya hain iss
apartment ko, wo ab kisi ko
pareshan karne ke kabil nahi rahega
aur koi guest kabhi mat bulana
yaha, unke liye achcha nahi
(MORE)
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CONTINUED: 22.

DEMON (cont’d)
hoga........achcha to tum apni maut
mehsoos karne lage ho
EVIL
Aur tumhari bhi,
DEMON
shuru ho gya mukabala kya tumko
apni chita dikh rahi hain, bahar
aao tum

EVIL
ye lo aa gya
LITTLE GIRL
kya hua

MOM
kuch nahi beta, hum bas apna ghar
wapas le rahe hain.
DEMON
door ho jaao mujhse.
CAT
ye kaisa dance hain
DEMON
teri jaan le loonga main
MOM
alina yaha aao, maine kuch banaya
hain tumhaare liye

CAT
utho mere jawaan
DEMON
aaj tera ant hain

EVIL
tu mujhe maarne aaya tha takle
DEMON
ab dekh meri takat ,iss chaku se
tera kaam tamam,
EVIL
door raho uss chaku se

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CONTINUED: 23.

DEMON
aaj main tujhe khatm kr doonga.
CAT
ghusa do , ghusa do uske pet me

DEMON
kyu darr gya saale ,terijaan gayi
aj gatar ke kide
CAT
tukde tukde kar do
DEMON
tu mujhse bach nahi sakta,
EVIL
ye le takle, maze le
CAT
dance kar rahe ho yaa ladai
LITTLE GIRL
woh jaadugar ko maarne kyu aaya
hain? woh ek dusre ko samjha bhi to
sakte hain,
MOM
ye uska samjhaane ka hi tarika hain

EVIL
unke saath tujhe bhi phekunga aaj.
CAT
dance band karo maaro use,bewkoof

DEMON
kaash tum dekhi hoti ye fight,maine
bahut maara use,wwe ki tarah

MOM
kya ye thik hain
DEMON
haan main thik hoon , maine hara
diya use.

EVIL
aur billu barber.
CAT
kya chahiye tumko ab

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CONTINUED: 24.

EVIL
kaisa laga haar ke, ye to abhi
first round hain. dekhte jaao ab
main kya karta hoon,

CAT
pahle khada to ho jaao
DEMON
ab wo kabhi wapas nahi aayega , dar
gya wo

STAFF
tum bhi kabhi wapas mat aana.
LITTLE GIRL
ab woh nahi aayega kya kiya aapne
uske sath.
EVIL
sab log yaha ek jaise hain, kisi ko
nahi chodunga.

CAT
oh bechara ab marne wala hain,good
bye
MOM
alina apne room me jaao,main ye sab
saaf karti hoon
LITTLE GIRL
jaadugar,please maaf kar de mujhe,
hum tumhe hurt nahi karna chahte
the.
CAT
tumko room me jaane ko bola gya
naa.dikhta nahi wo marne me busy
hain

INT.RESTURENT
MOM
sab kuch sahi ho gya ab ,

OLD AUNTY
drink se celebrate karo iss mauke
ko

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CONTINUED: 25.

LITTLE GIRL
nahi ye achcha nahi hua, hum uske
gahr me gaye the.
MOM
hum apne ghar me gaye the, aur
usne hume rahne nahi diya shanti
se,
LITTLE GIRL
hume usase baat karni chahiye, wo
waha phle se tha
OLD AUNTY
maine toast banaya hain iss khushi
main aur yeh jaam tumhaari jeet ke
naam

CAT
duniyaan kaise jeet loon main ,
bina kisi ko pata hue, dekhte hain,
ye bakwaash hain google- ye kya
tha- whoa tu to mar gya tha , kya
bezzati hain
EVIL
paani pilaao mujhe thoda, lehsoon
bhi laao , mujhe kuch achcha nahi
lag raha

CAT
ye baar nahi hain, maine abhi padha
tumhaare baare main , tum utne bhi
bure nahi ho.aaj kasam lo achche
banane ki
EVIL
apna kaam karo
CAT
ye mujhe bura laga
EVIL
ye sab kya hain
CAT
kitni baar bolu , ye ab humara ghar
hain.
EVIL
tum bhi maroge

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CONTINUED: 26.

EVIL
abhi to main phir se mr jata saalo.
MOM
ab uski baari hain boriya bistar
baadhne ki.toor kr lo mere naye
apartment ka.

INT.OFFICE

MOM
ye maine sabkuch taiyar kar diya
hain
SUIT MAN
vika mujhe tumse kuch baat karni
hain.aaj tum fir se late ho.
MOM
ye file check kar lijiye

INT. APARTMENT
LITTLE GIRL
aaj maine , jaadugar ko banaya art
class main.

MOM
ye sahi chij nahi hain alina, tumko
kuch aur banana tha.
CAT
mujhe hi bna dete

EVIL
main itna ganda nahi dikhta hoon
aur meri aakho ko kya hua,main
bilkul smart hoon.

CAT
bilkul sahi banaya usne, artist
banegi ek din
EVIL
apni sakal dekh
MOM
kya bola teacher ne

(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 27.

LITTLE GIRL
jaadugar humesha achche hi hote
hain. hume unke sath family ki
tarah rhna chahiye.

ON TV
aap akele nahi ho humesha aap ke
sath achche log rahte hi aap ko bas
pechanana hain unhe. wo humesha aap
ki cre karenge.

LITTLE GIRL
mere sath to jadugar hain
ON TV
aapko bas unse baat karni hogi , wo
bachcho se bahut pyar karte
hain,aap unhe candy yaa paise de
sakte ho gift main
MOM
pahle kahna khaao fir khana use

LITTLE GIRL
main to bas teddy lene aayi thi-
jaadugar ye tumhaare liye.ye meri
favorite candy hain , kha lena
please, hum aapko hurt nahi karna
chahte the aur ye bhi aap ke
liye.dosti karna hain mujhe.

INT. OLD AUNTY

MOM
mujhse ab nahi hoga , main thak
gayi hoon koshis karke
OLD AUNTY
kya hua

MOM
mera har din bure se bura hota jaa
rha hain, wo hume maar dega ek din
OLD AUNTY
aaj main market gayi thi . waha
mujhe ye ek chij mili., ye rambaad
ilaaj use bhagaane kaa.aadhi raat
ko karna.

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CONTINUED: 28.

LITTLE GIRL
mom, ab mat kuch karo

INT. APARTMENT

EVIL
lagta hain kuch naya ijaad kiya
hain.
CAT
iss baar to ye marr hi jaayega,
raam naam satya hain
EVIL
jor se bolo mujhe kuch sunaai nahi
de raha hain, main maalik hoon ghar
ka.
LITTLE GIRL
good night jaadugar,achche se
rahna.mom aapko pasand nahi karti
hain

CAT
ye to chori bhi karne laga
EVIL
kaise dikhte ho tum jaadugar ,
dosti karoge mujhse

INT.OFFICE
SUIT MAN
vika vika , tum aage ka kaam nahi
dekh rahi kya.
MOM
main kal jaldi aakr sab kuch khatm
kar doongi.main alina ko rokna nahi
chahti , kl iska school hain.
SUIT MAN
thik hain kal subah , final version
file ke sath.

MOM
ji bilkul , kal subah tak sab ho
jaayega

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CONTINUED: 29.

LITTLE GIRL
daro mat hamaare saath jaadugar
hain.hum jald hi dost banane waale
hain,

CAT
iski to maut sochni padegi,
sociopath.
EVIL
pareshan mat ho billu , main tujhe
nahi maaroonga, little angel ke
liye. meri koi galti nahi hain ,
design review gya tumhara, aur ye
alarm kyu nahi baja , tumhaari
galti hain, maafi maagne ki
jaroorat nahi

CAT
fir bhi maarenge hum tujhe- gala
dabaaaoge kya uska
LITTLE GIRL
thank you mom
MOM
oh god mujhe late ho gya, kaun hain
SUIT MAN
good morning vika
MOM
hello sir

SUIT MAN
mujhe kuch jaroori baat karni hain
akele main abhi.
CAT
usko bolo aawaj niche

SUIT MAN
tumne saari hade paar kar di aaj.
MOM
kasam se meri koi galti nahi usne
alarm off kar diya
SUIT MAN
kafi bada ghar hain tumhara, shayad
alarm sunaai na diya ho.

(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 30.

MOM
coffee pioge aap

SUIT MAN
black- no sugar
EVIL
ye cartoon kaun hain

CAT
uska boss, ye ghar usi ke paiso se
kharida hain
SUIT MAN
maine tumhe favor kiya , mujhe laga
tum mere kaam aaoge.
MOM
main karoongi sab
SUIT MAN
nahi , tum kuch nahi karoge, na kar
rahe ho,mujhe lga tumara future
sequre hoga lekin kuch nahi hua,
professional aur perdonal sab mix
kar diya tumne. aisa nahi
chalega.jo project maine tumko diya
mujhe laga tum kaam karoge uss par
lekin tum fail ho gaye, aaj review
hain aur tum coffee bna rahi ho,
MOM
sab kuch ready h
SUIT MAN
to main dekhna chaahunga
MOM
aap yhi baitho main lekar
aati hoon
SUIT MAN
thank you, achcha mazak tha , to
mazak bhi karne lagi ho, don’t
touch me.
MOM
main nahi thi, ye iss ghar ka
shaitan hain

SUIT MAN
vika aaj kal kuch jyada pine lagi
ho kya.

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CONTINUED: 31.

MOM
aap majaak kar rahr hain na
SUIT MAN
kahi in sab ke wajah daaru toh nahi

MOM
main ek maa hoon aur meri ek beti
hain.
LITTLE GIRL
mom thoda vodka milega
SUIT MAN
victoria , tum kabhi jail gaye ho.
LITTLE GIRL
mazak kar rahi thi, mujhe paani
chahiye.
MOM
alina , maine tumhe kitni baar
kaha.bich me mat bola karo jab main
kisi se baat kar rahi hoon toh.
EVIL
wo nashedi hain , pakka, koi apne
bete ko karta hain aise, main to
usse abhi nikaal deta job se.

MOM
project ready hain, dekho isse, sab
kuch ho gya
SUIT MAN
vika ye kya hain, isse aag lag
gayi, kya ho raha hain.
MOM
foonk maaro ,phekdo , phek do use,

SUIT MAN
main to jal raha hoon, vika bujhaao
isse.
CAT
paani daalo
SUIT MAN
bujhaao ise

(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 32.

EVIL
music the end
MOM
sorry

CAT
ye kya ho rha hain
MOM
sir , sir dont worry

SUIT MAN
door raho tum
MOM
main sab kuch sahi kar doongi,
aapko koi dikkat nahi hogi,
SUIT MAN
tum kuch nahi kar sakte
STAFF
ye tumhari gadi nahi hain
MOM
ruko, sab kuch sahi ho jaayega,
mujhe jaane do main unke saath
hoon, unko hospital pahuchana hain

STAFF
relative
MOM
karib karib

SUIT MAN
main nahi jaanta isse
MOM
kya
SUIT MAN
good bye
MOM
ye lo , sab kuch isme hain , sab
kuch ho gya hain,taiyar hain
project.check karo
SUIT MAN
tum mere liye ab kaam nahi
karti,tum devil ho gayi ho , mujhe
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 33.

SUIT MAN (cont’d)

sab wapas chahiye everything, le
jaao isse jala do, you are fired
MOM
aap please kuch der alina ke sath
raho, mujhe kuch kaam karna hain
OLD AUNTY
thik hain

EXT.ROAD
BOY
angela bahar aao, main ye sab akele
nahi utha sakta

BLONDE GIRL
aa rahi hoon
BOY
yes mom

WOMEN IN BLACK
aaj hum jaa rahe hain sona laane,
shubh ghadi aadhi raat ki hain.
BOY
aap ko maine pahale hi bola tha ki
main aaj nahi kar sakta
WOMEN IN BLACK
kitna bura hoga mujhe naa bolna
tumhe soch lena- kuch bhi ho sakta
hain, kuch bhi
BLONDE GIRL
tum apne liye stand kab logo,agar
aaj raat ki shubh gadi hain to kyu
na hum jaakr gold lele, aur gayab
ho jaaye
BOY
moom tumhaare chithade kar degi,
dimaag kharab ho gya hain tumhara,
tumko nahi pata wo kya kar saakti
hain
BLONDE GIRL
muzdil mat bano

(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 34.

BOY
kya

BLONDE GIRL
hum bahut amir ho jaayenge , apni
nayi life shuru karenge
BOY
mom se bach kar kaha jaayenge

BLONDE GIRL
kuala lumpur abhi ke liye.
BOY
kya

BLONDE GIRL
woh hume kabhi bhi nahi khoj
paayegi.kabhi nahi
MOM
hello
STAFF
victoria
MOM
yes
STAFF
please sign here

MOM
yes thankyou
EVIL
billu , apna saman pack karna start
kar de tum log jaane waale ho,
mujhe to abhi se rona aa rha hain
CAT
hum yahi rahenge , tu dekhta jaa
MOM
knock knock, iss ghar me kaun rahta
hain
CAT
aaj kya kha kar aayi hain.

MOM
hey , tum, jo bhi ho tum. kya tum
yahi ho,

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CONTINUED: 35.

CAT
abhi maar do use
EVIL
billu tujhe tiger banana tha,

CAT
mai jo chahe banu , tujhe kya
EVIL
kiska birthday hain aaj.itni
taiyari kis liye, diwaali door hain
toh fir pataakhe kyu.
MOM
kaisa laga tumhe, aaj main church
gayi thi sur jesus ne mujhe ye
diya.
EVIL
oh to tum mujhe kamjor karna chahte
ho

EXT.ROAD
BOY
itni der kyo laga di,kaha thi tum,

BLONDE GIRL
kuch samaan lene the mujhe
BOY
kaun se

BLONDE GIRL
chloroform , aur kuch dawaaye, hume
unhe sulaana hoga.
BOY
lekin mom ne kaha wo sahi time hain
BLONDE GIRL
tumhaari mom galat bhi to ho sakti
hain

BOY
wo kabhi galat nahi hoti hain, ye
fool kis liye
BLONDE GIRL
tumhe nahi pata , ladkiyo ko pasand
hain, jab tak woh ise dekhegi tum
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 36.

BLONDE GIRL (cont’d)

use sula dena, ye humara aaakhiri
daaw hoga
BOY
wow darling, ohh god ye kya hain
CAT
kya baat hain khusiyaan hi
khusiyaan, aakh me nisaana lagaao-
ye baat, sir me maaro

EVIL
ruko
CAT
lage raho lage raho, ye mera ghar
hain saale
MOM
kaisa laga tumhe mujhe to achcha
laga, ab tmhe iss pavitra paani se
nark me bhej dungi,jal kar rakh ho
jaaoge, meri poori zindgi kharaab
kar di, ab main tumhaari karoongi.
ab ye tumhe achcha lagega.
CAT
arre isse band kar

BLONDE GIRL
ye lo, best of luck
MOM
chalo dance karte hain, tumhe to
music pasand hain naa, dance to tum
achcha kar lete ho, to phir kyu
nahi karte,i hate you, mar jaao tum
, mujhe koi fark nahi padta

BOY
ruko door mat band karna
BLONDE GIRL 2
kaha jaa rahe ho tum

BOY
kaun main, ahh flower dene
MOM
kaha ho tum , chale jaao yaha se

(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 37.

EVIL
ab hoga akhiri round, aar ya paar
MOM
maine bola chale jao,ye kya kiya
tumne , alina, tum to gaye ab -
kaun hain
CAT
ab kuch achcha hoga,- ye kya ho gya
tum logo ko, tum use maarne waale
ho kya
EVIL
yahi to tum nahi samjhte jaanwar

CAT
kya bola
EVIL
agli baari teri hain

BOY
flower delevery.-
MOM
oh god

BOY
oh god
LITTLE GIRL
momma

STAFF
kya jaga h ye , ye tisari baar ho
gya
MOM
kaha hon main
STAFF
karib karib hospital
MOM
mujhe hospital nahi jaana , bahar
nikaalo mujhe
STAFF
kuch test karenge phir aapko jaane
denge.

(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 38.

AUNT
ye to achach tha ki tum waha the,
nahi to kya hota auska
LITTLE GIRL
mujhe mummy ke sath jaana hain
AUNT
alina ruko
LITTLE GIRL
mom mujhe aap ke sath rahna h
BOY
puri pagal family
CAT
ab mujhe kahana kaun dega
EVIL
tum circus me jaao waha achcha
khana milta hain

CAT
tum nark me jaao woh sahi jagah
hain tumhaare liye, ab alina ka kya
hoga, tumko kya pata family ke
baare me, kisi ek ko chot lage to
sabko dard hota hain

BOY
hello
CAT
ab kaun hain
BOY
koi hain
EVIL
main hoon na yaha
CAT
ye bahar tha ambulence ke sath
EVIL
phir yaha kya kar raha hain
CAT
mujhe kaise pata hoga

(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 39.

WOMEN IN BLACK
kaha ho me bete
BOY
mujhe controll karna band karo mom,
tumhara kaam ho jaayega , tumhaare
bina, sab mujhpar chod do, thik
hain,
WOMEN IN BLACK
kya bola,

CAT
kya yaha sona rakha hain,
EVIL
isse kaise pata

WOMEN IN BLACK
tune apni maa ko dhokha dene ki
koshis ki , to tu gaya, ab kuch
karna hoga tera

BOY
yahi kahi hoga mere khayal se
CAT
tere paas sona hain tune bataya
nahi.

EVIL
tujhe jaanane ki jaroorat nahi
hain.kuch bhi
CAT
jo bhi yaha hain , wo unka hain, ye
kya building todega abhi.
BOY
kaha hain , mom ne yahi kahi bataya
tah wow to yaha chupaya hain
EVIL
sala gold digger
BOY
ye kys hua
CAT
utha ke patak do isse , zammen par
de maaro

(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 40.

EVIL
aur bhi tarike hain mere paas
BOY
mujhe sab mil gya chalo chalte hain
yaha se

BLONDE GIRL
kapde kaha gaye tumhaare
WOMEN IN BLACK
kaha jaa rahe ho mere bachche mere
bagair
BOY
mommy

WOMEN IN BLACK
kya tum mujhe dokha de rahe
the,isme kya hain jara dikhana toh
BOY
momma

WOMEN IN BLACK
samay aa gya hain , iss ladki se
vida lene ka humesha ke liye.
BOY
kya usse mar diya
WOMEN IN BLACK
wo so rahi hai, sone do usse, kuch
apne mom ke liye bhi karo

BOY
karoonga mom
WOMEN IN BLACK
mujhe bhi aisa hi lagta hain, o
shaitan upar rahta hain, tum mere
bina kuch nahi kar paaoge, aur kuch
bolna hain
BOY
nahi mom

CAT
achacha to ab samjaha tum yaha uss
sone ki raksha kar rahe ho,kyu sahi
bola na

(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 41.

EVIL
meri bhi ek perfect life thi mere
fsmily ke sath

FLASHBACK
EVIL
humesha khush raha karte the hum,
achcha lagta tha mujhe nkke sath’
tumko pata hain khusi kya hain, ek
achcha aur safal pariwaar, bus
CAT
phir kya hua tmhaare sath
EVIL
sab chod kar chale gaye aur main
akela reh gya
CAT

tumne unhe doodha nahi, kya kiya tumne

EVIL
woh mujhe apne sath nahi rakhna
chahte the, aisa hi hota hain ,jo
aap chahte ho woh nahi milta hain

CAT
ab kya sochte ho
EVIL
mujhe abhi bhi lagta hain ki woh
aayenge,lekin woh nahi aayenge, fir
ek ke baad ek family aati aur y
eghar viraan banta gya , kisi ko
koi fark nahi padta tha, main nahi
dekh sakta tha iss ghar ko tootate
hue,mujhe bas khush dekhna tha
sabko,sayad mujhe sahi lag aiss
ghar ko sambhalna.
EVIL
aaj subah jab alina ko rote dekha

LITTLE GIRL
tumne aisa kyu kiya , tum sach main
bure ho , chake jaao tum
EVIL
phir mujhe laga ki main iss ghar ko
sambhal nahi , barbaad kar raha
hoon
 42.

EXT.ROAD
MOM
isiliye hum yaha nahi ruk rahe the
, yah rhana khatre se khaali nahi

LITTLE GIRL
lekin kyu?
MOM
aunt aap hi samjhaao isse

AUNT
chalo
OLD UNCLE
kias ehain aap log „ aa gye
hospital se
OLD AUNTY
aa gy eto thik hi honge, apna
bakwaas sawaal apne pass rakho

OLD UNCLE
no no, mujhe to bas ek photo leni
thi kal aap jaa rahe ho , ek moving
out photo
LITTLE GIRL
mom kya hua aapko, kuch bolo na
MOM
mujhe bas tumhaari fikra hain, aunt
kya aaj raat hum aap ke yaha ruk
jaaye , samaan sab sara subah pack
kar lenge
OLD AUNTY
koi baat nahi beta , saare
kiraayedaro ne apni phli aur
aakhiri raat mere yaha hi bitaai
hain

BLACK WOMEN

WOMEN IN BLACK
hum subah jaane waale hain mission
par, taiyar raho tum
BOY
agar woh ghar par honge toh

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WOMEN IN BLACK
ye dekhana to tumhara kaam hain,
BOY
kaise

WOMEN IN BLACK
jaao health ke baare me pucho usase
, se ye cake gift karo, aur dekhna
sab log ye cake khaye bas tm mat
kha lena, isase to ek haathi bhi
dub jaaye
BOY
aur shubh gadi humaari amdad kiase
karti hain

WOMEN IN BLACK
samay unki madad karti hain jo
dusaro ki madad karte hain
,intejaar karna jab ki woh so naa
jaaye. uske baad sone ko khojna

BOY
aur uss saitan ka kyaaroge, agar
usane attack kiya toh
WOMEN IN BLACK
uska ilaaj hain mere pass , woh
touch bhi nahi karega tumhe
BOY
kaash aisa ho , agar kuch gadbad
hui to , hum sab jail jaayenge
mamma
WOMEN IN BLACK
nahi, beta koi jail nahi jaayega.
BOY
mujhe bahut achcha laga aap sabse
milkar.mom ko achcha lagega ki aap
ko unka cake pasand aaya.
LITTLE GIRL
maine kha liya

OLD AUNT
cake bahut laajwab tha beta , maza
aa gya mujhhe khakar, thoda sa tm v
lo

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BOY
kya nahi
OLD AUNTY
thik hain

CAT
tumhe ye gold kaha se mila
EVIL
ek saraabi rahata tha yaha , chori
ke saaman kharidtatha woh unhe
chupa deta, main use kah aur chupa
deta, aur woh fir poore ghar me use
dhoodhta firta, suno, kya hota agar
mere paas gold nahi hota,kahi ye
mere tension ki wjah to nahi
CAT
haan mujhe dedo sab tension door ho
jaayegi

EVIL
chalak billu . tum kya karoge uska.
CAT
aur tum kya karoge, koi tumko dekh
nahi sakta mere shiva, kalank ho
tum
EVIL
kalank
CAT
suno , hum tumhaari life main aaye
,ye sabse achchi chij hain tumhaare
liye, tum sab kuch sahi kar sakte
ho- socho ek baar- hum jaayenge
doosara koi aayega, kab tak ladoge
tum, ye chalta rahega humesha

EVIL
mujhe rakhna chahiye unko ,alina
bhi achchi hain aur ski mom bhi

CAT
dude yeh best family hain tumhaare
liye
EVIL
agar main unhe rakhta hoon to ye
ghar aur bhi achcha ho sakta , main
sab kuch sahi kar sakta hoon

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CAT
haan haan tum kar sakte ho -chalo
ab kholo isse
MOM
bahut ho gya cake , ab hume jaana
hain, packing shuru karte
BOY
vika

AUNT
tum baitho yahi,
MOM
achche din kab aayeenge

AUNT
agr tum kisi ladki ki jaan bachaate
ho
BOY
kya

AUNT
to tumhe usase shadi kar leni
chahiye
BOY
thank god bach gaya ,abhi to meri
shaadi hi ho jaati
EVIL
kaisa laga tumhe

CAT
main to mar jaaunga isse dekhkar ,
unhe poora mat dena aadha mmujhe
bhi chahiye

EVIL
jaao mili tumko
CAT
ye phir aa gya, tumhe abhi nikalna
tha isse

BOY
kaun banega kadodpati
EVIL
yeh phir nanga jaayega yaha se

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CAT
photo lekar instagram par daalunga.
BOY
ye jaanwar abhi yahi hain, chalo
shuru karte hain. ye to wahi sone
hain, ruko, nahi, ruko
CAT
dhul kha kutte

BOY
tumko ladna hain chalo ladte hain,
kaha ho tum , abhi dikhata hoon
tumko
CAT
kutte ki maut marega tu saale
EVIL
tum show enjoy karo
BOY
abhi tujhe batata hoon main kya kar
sakta hoon,aaj to tu gaya khatm
hain teri kahani.
EVIL
chudail ki aulaad

CAT
ye kya ganja hain,ohh mujhe to abhi
se chadne laga,
EVIL
nahi ye mere liye hain
BOY
ab kaisa lag rah hain tujhe

EVIL
thodi muskil ho rahi hain
BOY
gahri saas lo marne tak

CAT
tu nahi marega , tension mat le
BOY
ab dekh mumma mia ka jaadoon, chal
aaja aagosh me mumma mia ke

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CAT
kya ho raha hain ye sab, mujhe to
kuch samajh nahi aa raha hain
EVIL
billu band kar use
CAT
mujhe kya milega
EVIL
ye poora ghr tera
WOMEN IN BLACK
tumhaari saari ashe phat jaaye ,
kabhi na jude , jal jaao tum in
paththaro se

CAT
deal achchi hain
WOMEN IN BLACK
kabhi wapas nahi aana hain tumko
iss lok main, khun ki nadi main
doob jaao tum
BOY
gande kide, nikal jaa yaha se wapas
aaya yahi se phek doonga

CAT
aaunga , kya karega
BOY
plan b dekh ab tu

LITTLE GIRL
sab so kyu rahe hain, mom
BOY
isko bhi abhi band hona tha
CAT
ab tum kya karne waale ho
BOY
ab dekho tum , aaj to main lekar
rahoonga,jo karna hain kar.
EVIL
tmhaaari ichcha jaroor poori hogi

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BOY
aaja dekhta hoon kya karta
hain,aaja
EVIL
kaha jaa raha hain bhai
CAT
maar do use- utha ke patak do
LITTLE GIRL
mom , utho na
EVIL
dobaara mat aana yaha aur ye
kachara yaha se lekar jaa

LITTLE GIRL
mom chalo, kuzi kaha ho tum, uncle
stash, kya kar rahe ho aap
BOY
usane bacha liya

CAT
kya hero mafik kaam kiya
BOY
mujhe chuna nahi warn isse main
phek dunga, aur main kar dunga yeh
EVIL
tujhe jo karna hain kar, mujhe fark
nahi padta

CAT
pagal ho gya hain kya tu
EVIL
nahi, mai game khel raha hoon

BOY
kya hain tu
LITTLE GIRL
mommy

BOY
chilla mat
CAT
chod de use

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BOY
mujhe sone do warna main isse maar
dunga , jAldi mujhe sone de do
MOM
hey tumne meri beti ko kyu pakada
hain, chodo use maaro use koi,
chodo usse
WOMEN IN BLACK
mumma mia humesha tumhaare sath
hain, ye sab aam log hain
BOY
mom
AUNT
so jaao bachche log
LITTLE GIRL
mujhe mummy ke pass jaaane do
BOY
kaat rahi hain
CAT
chod do use
BOY
yaha khelo tum , candy khaao,
cartoon dekho, kaun maar raha hain
tumko , juth bolna tumko kisne
sikhaya, chup raho

LITTLE GIRL
mommy, mommy
BOY
agar tum chillaogi to main tere
mummy ko maar daalunga samjhi ,
tum chahti ho ki main use maaroo,
phir chup raho,
WOMEN IN BLACK
beta table taiyar karo mere liye ,
hum ek khuni khel khelne waale
hain, sab kuch khatm ho jaayega
CAT
mujhe to chakkar aa raha hain, tu
saale hain hi usi layak, hume kya
bachayega

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EVIL
parde laa aalmaari se
CAT
mere paas haath nahi hain

WOMEN IN BLACK
mumma mia khush nahi hai aaj jo
mere bich me aayega , jaayega,
carpet hataao yaha se, mian
tumhaari saari saktiya issme kaid
kar rahi hoon, aur tumhe tumhaari
zindgi se azad kar rahi hoon -kya
hua tumko - dekho mat kaam karo ,
dekho sona kaha chupaaya hain,
issase lapet do usse , saktiya
patthar se dhak do use- uske haath
aur pair badh do- koi jaan nahi
hain hain tujhme - bhagwaan teri
aatma ko shanti de- vidaai lo hmse
chalo , marne se pahle kuch bolna
hai- koi game plan nahi

LITTLE GIRL
jaadugar please mujhe nikaalo ,main
humesha candy laungi aapke liye,
apne saare paise aap ko de dungi,
please bacha lo hume

CAT
ab ise kaise kholu
WOMEN IN BLACK
itna aasan nahi hota ye, kitni
mehnat karni padti , chalo ab gaao
aur naacho tum
EVIL
mujhe sirf bajana aata hain

WOMEN IN BLACK
tu kya kar raha hain kab se, main
mari jaa rahi hoon use dekhne ke
liye
BOY
mom aap karo main khoj raha hoon
,
EVIL
stop stop stop

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CAT
koi hain . koi madad karo meri, wo
usse maar rahe hain
LITTLE GIRL
jaadugar please, hume aap ki
jaroorat hain
EVIL
billu yaha aao

WOMEN IN BLACK
ab tadap tu
EVIL
billu chabhi

WOMEN IN BLACK
isse jalakar rakh kar do, aag isse
lapet lo , dhul bna do isse, jaldi
dekh kaha hain gold
LITTLE GIRL
thank you jaadugar
WOMEN IN BLACK
aawaj mat karo , warna police aa
jaayegi

BOY
koi bhi aaye , sona leke rahoonga
main
WOMEN IN BLACK
agni apne saare bal iss par laga
do, jala do isse
CAT
koi hain police bulaao

WOMEN IN BLACK
ye jaadui pattha tujhe kha jaayega,
aa wo ladki pakdo use
BOY
kaise kaise bachche hain aaj kal
,darte bhi nhi hain kholo isse,kaha
jaa rahi ho tum
LITTLE GIRL
bachchao hum , bachao , koi hain

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WOMEN IN BLACK
wo gir jaayegi
BOY
wapas aao

WOMEN IN BLACK
roko usse
BOY
apna hath do,wapas aao

PUBLIC
police, ek emergency hain
BOY
ab main kya karoon

WOMEN IN BLACK
wapas aao chod do usko
MOM
alina- alina

LITTLE GIRL
mommy, mommy
MOM
alina

CAT
jaao use bachao
BOY
wo girne waali hain

UNKNOWN
tum thik ho
EVIL
congratulation humne safe landing
ki, mian aata hoon abhi
UNKNOWN
tum yaha kaise aayi

BOY
yaha se chalo
WOMEN IN BLACK
kar kya rahe ho tum, sona khojo
pakdo usse warna wo sabko bata degi

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EVIL
kaise ho jaane man, lo main aa
gaya, tumne bulaya mujhe.
WOMEN IN BLACK
ab wo badla lega
BOY
maar do usse , aap ko to pta hi
hoga

WOMEN IN BLACK
nahi, mumma mia ghar jaa rahi hain
CAT
chahera bigaad do uska

EVIL
chale jaao yaha se
WOMEN IN BLACK
bete utho aur lado

LITTLE GIRL
mommy
MOM
alina

LITTLE GIRL
mom jaadugar ne mujhe bachaya ,
wahi tha such me, dekha maine bola
tha wo achce hote hai, inse pucho
ye bhi the

UNKNOWN
haa maine dekha
EVIL
naak kyu ragad rahi ho farsh par,
aur ye laga chakka
WOMEN IN BLACK
tum iske andar kabhi nahi aa sakte
CAT
abhi mitata hoon iska circle. hello
mam
WOMEN IN BLACK
chal nikal yaha se

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CAT
oh main to marr gaya
WOMEN IN BLACK
main jaa rahi hoon

EVIL
ye apni book bhi le jaao, bhaag
jaao yaha se, abhi
BOY
mom
WOMEN IN BLACK
i am sorry beta
CAT
kya hum jeet gaye?
EVIL
billu tu thik hAIN
CAT
haan bus zinda hoon
EVIL
ek aakhiri jhatka deta hoon usse
CAT
kya huaa, tum thik ho- nahi nahi
nahi nahi, tum aise nahi jaa sakte
ho, utho
STAFF
aur kitni baar aana padega yaha

BOY
ye jagah poori nark hain , jala do
isse

BLONDE GIRL 2
maine isse pahle bhi dekha hain,
main to samajh gayi thi
STAFF
andar daalo isse

BOY
kaha le ja rahe ho, kaha le jaa
rahe ho mujhe

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EVIL
billu kaha ho tum, kaha hain ye
jaanwar, ye sab kya hain
ANOTHER GIRL
hello , kya tum yahi ho, mujhe kuch
baat karni hain- tumhe pata hain
problem kaha se shuru hui, jab se
tumne god par vishwash karna chod
diya, bachche bhi karte hain jinhe
god ka matlab bhi nahi pata , hum
ek aise world me hain jaha hope god
hain, kabhi asal jindagi ko dekho,
jungle , pahad, jharne, phir tumhe
ehsas hoga , pariwartan ke baare
main. main humesha tumhe dekh kar
darr jaati hoon, tumhe to achcha
lagta hoga ye sab
EVIL
main v achcha nahi hoon, nafrat
hain mujhe poori dooniya se.

MOM
lekin tumne alina ki jaan bachai,
fir mujhe laga tum humaare side ho
EVIL
mujhe bhi bura laga unn sab chijo
ke liye, i am sorry
MOM
maine tumhe pahle hi maaf kar diya
hain aur mujhe bhi maaf kar do

EVIL
hum dono ne kuch na kuch kiya hain
samay ke sath sath.
MOM
main wada karti hoon kabhi tumhe
bahar nahi nakaaloongi-alina
tumhaare sath rahna chahti hain hum
tumhaare sath rahna chahte hain ek
family ki tarah-mujhe pata hain ki
tum kaise dikhte ho, mere paas
tumhaari photo hain , itne bhi bure
nahi ho jaisa maine socha tha
OLD AUNT
vika, chalo. wo jaa raha hain, hume
usse rokna hain . wo single hain

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MOM
aap jaao main aati hoon- tumhe
floor par rahne ko jaroort nahitum
billu nahi ho , tum is pariwar
ka hissa ho

CAT
main samjha nahi kya unhone mujhe
nikaal diya
LITTLE GIRL
mom jaldi aao
AUNT
vika , abhut achchi lag rahi ho,
achcha aadmi ha , 37 ka hain singl
e hain , perfect hain

OLD UNCLE
kya main sona lene tumhaare ghar
aau.
AUNT
wo siatan sirf garibo ko dega ,
bewakoofo ko nahi, kya ho gya hain
tumhe aaj kal, photo banaate
banaate sathiya gaye ho.
FAT WOMEN
hello vika
MOM
aap

FAT WOMEN
kaise ho apne naye ghar main, sab
achcha hain
MOM
haan sab achhca hain, start me kuch
bhut pret jiasi problem thi, lekin
maine kaafi aasani se sab uch
sahi kar diya.
FAT WOMEN
kya matlab, tumne pee rakhi hain
kya
MOM
haa ,aap bol sakte ho,itne labe
samay se hain ab to yah hmesha hi
rhana hain,

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FAT WOMEN
par kyu
MOM
sorry

FAT WOMEN
main khush hoon tumhaare liye, baa
dmain baat karti hoon bye.
WOMEN IN BLACK
roman main uganda jaa rahi
hoon,kisi kaam se , agar koi puche
to tum mujhe nahi jaante , msin mar
gayi paanch saa pahale,
aur tumhaari classes, kaisa class-
maine unhe china main baha diya nhi
maixico main, wo door padta hain.
EVIL
billu ye dekh log baarish me ghum
rahe hain, tu bhi kyu nahi jaata
unke joote saaf karne,

CAT
kab sudharega tu
EVIL
joke tha re pagale

CAT
mujhe hasi nahi aayi. main bimaar
hone waala hoon.

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