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I mean, we're all being very
grown-up about this, but...

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Let me know if you feel any discomfort.

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Oh, no, it's lovely, thank you.

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Your father informed me
of your family history.

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Yeah, evil boobs everywhere.

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Arm up, please.

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[SHE LAUGHS]

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Stop it!

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I'm sorry, I'm just ticklish.

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Examined your sister this morning.

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Did you? Does she...

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Is she all right?
Did she seem all right?

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Yes. Why?

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Erm, just... can't get hold of her.
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She seemed very busy.

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Sure.

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Dad books us boob appointments
once a year,

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to make sure our tits don't turn
on us like Mum's did.

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It's a bit of a hassle
but, at the end of the day,

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it's nice to be touched.

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Bet you look forward to seeing Claire.

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A lot more to touch,
if you know what I mean.

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[HE CLEARS HIS THROAT]

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I'm sorry. It's just...
there are worse jobs.

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Look, erm...

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...I check for cancerous lumps
in mammary glands.

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Now, any pleasure I derive from that
is entirely dependent upon whether
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or not I am about to save your life.

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Of course, Doctor.

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You can put your clothes back on.

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Hey!

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Hey!

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She's here.

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I've been waiting out here
for nearly 10 minutes.

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Yeah, you left me on
a fucking Silent Hill.

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Yes, well, I had to.
Did you get back OK?

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God, this is so stressful.

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Mum's memorial lunch.

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I should have worn my other coat.

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Visiting Dad is hell for Claire.

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I see it more as a sport.
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It's so inappropriate
that she should be here.

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- Have you spoken to Martin?
- No, it's fine. Everything's fine.

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- Everything's totally fine.
- It sounds like it's fine.

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Can you please just give me some space?

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You're standing so close to me!

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- Ready?
- No.

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[RINGS DOORBELL]

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[THEY SIGH]

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Don't tell Dad about Finland.
And don't provoke her.

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Let's just get out of this alive, OK?

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Girls.

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Got to hand it to her. Hi.

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Oh, you shouldn't have.

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Oh, they're actually for Dad.

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Oh, are they freesias?

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Yeah, they were sort of a favourite of...

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Oh... Gosh, how special.

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How lovely. Aren't they stunning?

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Aw, let's just leave them...

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...there.

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Lovely.

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Come in.

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[DISTANT CHAINSAW BUZZES]

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Who's Dad sawing in half?

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- Oh, just the tree.
- Sorry?

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The tree in the back garden.

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Why are you taking the tree down?

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Oh, Felicity tried to use it to get out.
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She's very expensive.

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[CAT MEOWS]

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This is nice.

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Thank you.

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Oh, this is beautiful!

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I hope you don't mind my being here,
but my Pilates fell through, so...

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- Oh, of course.
- No, it's lovely.

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It's a sad day.

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A sad, sad day.

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I'll get the champagne.

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[CHAINSAW BUZZING CONTINUES]

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[TOTAL SILENCE]

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This is my favourite bit.

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I wonder who's going to...

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That's a lovely cushion.

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Thanks. It's an original.

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Gosh.

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I love your hat.

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It's a hair scarf.

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Looks like a hat.

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Well, it's a hair scarf.

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OK.

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- Is Martin coming?
- Oh, no.

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He's away.

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I'm very excited to meet your new chap.

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Is he...

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Oh, no, he's a different one.

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Ooh.

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You do turn over fast!
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Dad will come in with some weird
canapes in a second.

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Girls!

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- Hello.
- Hi.

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- Hi.
- Hello... yeah.

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Sorry about all that noise.

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- You got a drink?
- Oh...

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Oh, sorry.

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I forgot your glass.

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You're both looking
very healthy, very...

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very good and healthy and...

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Did you talk to Dr Samuels
about your...?

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BOTH: Yes.

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And they're happy, getting along...
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...all right?

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- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah. Great.

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Good. Excellent.

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You are my...

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...daughters.

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[HE COUGHS]

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- Yep.
- Yes, mmm-hmm.

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Yeah, we are.

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Sit down.

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Erm...

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I think I should say a few words
about your mother.

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Ignore me. Ignore me, ignore me.

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This day is not an easy one.

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[CHAMPAGNE POPS]
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Ooh!

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Cheers.

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To Mum.

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To Mum.

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To Margaret.

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Dearest Margaret.

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Just the most generous woman.

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- Yeah, well, she certainly was...
- Yeah, she was great.

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[HE LAUGHS] It was...

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It was the voice she used...

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for the pigeons.

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She always made
them sound so rude, you know?

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But very, very funny.

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She used to take the girls
around the park and point at the...
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The squirrel voices were the best.

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Run...!

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- Run! Fucking run!
- Run-run-run-run-run!

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Run-run-run-run!

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Yes, yes, my ex had a similar thing,

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voices and fun.

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Really, really funny man.

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Really funny.

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Can I help you with the food?

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Yes, yes, I should...

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And take that off.

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So, are you going to Finland?

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You're going to have
to talk to me eventually.

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Plaits.

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Either she's got her period
or some serious shit's gone down.

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She always does something slightly
different around her period.

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She gets really bad PMT.

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Mum used to call it
her monthly confidence crisis.

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But it's PMT.

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The only way she can get through it
is to reinvent herself

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in some small way.

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What?

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I'm doing a wee on this cushion.

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What?!

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I sort of wish you were.

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What are you doing?

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Just put it back
where you got it from, OK?

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- No!
- Just do it.

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I don't want it in my house.

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I'm doing you a massive favour.

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She could really go to town
on you for this.

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Come on, what's she going to do?
Draw me?

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- Go.
- No.

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OK, OK, OK, OK, OK...

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Jesus!

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Why are we sneaking?

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- We're not allowed upstairs.
- Of course we are.

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God...

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I keep forgetting
that she's actually talented.

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I know, it's infuriating.

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Go on, then.
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Where's her head?

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She's got your boobs,
she doesn't need one.

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OK...

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OK. Hey...

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Is everything OK?

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With Martin?

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You've invited someone today?

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Yeah. Yeah, he's horrifically hot,

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you're going to puke when you see him.

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Are you on your period?

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- Why would you ask that?
- The plaits.

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- No reason.
- Say it.

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The plaits.

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Hey...
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Do you think she's ever
painted Dad naked?

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I think you should take your nose
out of other people's marriages.

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Ooh! Sneaking a preview, are we?

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Sorry, I spilled my champagne and...

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I got distracted on my way
to the bathroom.

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Me too.

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It's really beautiful work.

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Thank you.

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Let me show you to the loo.

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Oh, that's all right.

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I grew up in this house.

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It's all changed now, though.

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Your father's in the kitchen.

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Oh, great.
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I'll go and torment him.

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He hates being alone in a room with me.

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Watch this.

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- Hi, Dad.
- Oh!

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Uh... oh...

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Ah... erm...

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I just need some...

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- Just need... need some...
- What do you need?

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salt.

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There it is.

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Oh.

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Here it is, yeah.

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So, erm...

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...how are you, darling?

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Have you got enough...

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clothes?

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I can never have enough clothes.

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And how is the café?

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Erm... Well, the lease is up
in a couple of days, and...

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I don't think I can really afford to...

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I think I'm just going to
have to... accept that it's...

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I'm sorry about that, darling.

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But, of course, we're just a little bit
tight on the purse strings, too.

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Oh, no, I wasn't asking you for any...

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We've just been keeping it quiet.
We haven't been able to...

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to buy anything or do anything, and...

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Ooh...

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What's that?
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Oh, that? That's just a...

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tiny little house we're...

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we're buying in, erm...

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...in France.

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Lovely.

242
00:10:40,350 --> 00:10:42,269
Yeah. I...

243
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I just wanted to talk to you...

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...about this exhibition.

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What exhibition?

246
00:10:51,070 --> 00:10:52,629
- Oh, no!
- Jesus, Dad! Again?

247
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Oh, no, it doesn't...
Pick it up, pick it up!

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Help me pick these up. Please, please!

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She mustn't see it.

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- She mustn't find out.
- OK, OK...
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Mmm, five second rule.

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No, I have never bought into that rule.

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It's disgusting.

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[THEY LAUGH]

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What are you doing?

256
00:11:13,670 --> 00:11:16,309
- Oh, just a little family tradition.
- Oh.

257
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What odd fun. What are the rules?

258
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[DOORBELL RINGS]

259
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Oh! Thank God. That'll be your man.

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I mean, I didn't want
to show off, but...

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Gosh...

262
00:11:33,270 --> 00:11:34,310
You really are...

263
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So, how did you two meet?

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Fucked me up the arse.

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I used to manage a bar, and I...

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just found her crying,

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in the toilet one night.

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How about you two? How did you two meet?

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Through our mother, actually.

270
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How's work, Claire?

271
00:11:55,830 --> 00:11:57,349
Oh. Fine.

272
00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:58,909
Nothing new.

273
00:11:58,910 --> 00:12:00,629
She used to be our godmother.

274
00:12:00,630 --> 00:12:02,309
Still am.

275
00:12:02,310 --> 00:12:04,149
But then their parents split up...

276
00:12:04,150 --> 00:12:05,429
Mum died.

277
00:12:05,430 --> 00:12:08,149
And we just became even closer friends.

278
00:12:08,150 --> 00:12:10,789
Actually, you know, and I can say
this because I'm an artist,

279
00:12:10,790 --> 00:12:13,510
but you really are very good-looking.
280
00:12:14,830 --> 00:12:15,989
Thank you.

281
00:12:15,990 --> 00:12:17,030
Very.

282
00:12:18,190 --> 00:12:19,389
Thank you.

283
00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:20,669
Very.

284
00:12:20,670 --> 00:12:21,710
Thank you.

285
00:12:22,830 --> 00:12:23,870
I mean, almost...

286
00:12:25,590 --> 00:12:26,830
...too good-looking.

287
00:12:29,510 --> 00:12:33,430
Well, if you'll excuse me, I'm going
to go and do that old human thing.

288
00:12:39,150 --> 00:12:41,389
How's the exhibition going?

289
00:12:41,390 --> 00:12:43,229
Ah, yes, yes, erm...

290
00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:45,469
I wanted to talk to you about that.

291
00:12:45,470 --> 00:12:46,669
Talking about me?

292
00:12:46,670 --> 00:12:49,950
- Very favourably.
- All good things, I swear.

293
00:12:49,974 --> 00:12:51,669
[THEY LAUGH]
294
00:12:51,670 --> 00:12:52,789
Oh, and again...

295
00:12:52,790 --> 00:12:53,830
[THEY LAUGH]

296
00:12:56,790 --> 00:12:58,869
- Have you found a venue?
- What exhibition?

297
00:12:58,870 --> 00:13:00,669
Thank you so much for asking.

298
00:13:00,670 --> 00:13:02,309
- We have, actually...
- Erm...

299
00:13:02,310 --> 00:13:05,389
There are some elements of the work
that I, you know,

300
00:13:05,390 --> 00:13:07,149
I wanted to talk to you about.

301
00:13:07,150 --> 00:13:08,949
It's a "sexhibition."

302
00:13:08,950 --> 00:13:10,869
But, don't panic, it's nothing scary.

303
00:13:10,870 --> 00:13:13,869
It's simply a journey through
my physical and sexual life,

304
00:13:13,870 --> 00:13:15,549
climaxing in a few pieces

305
00:13:15,550 --> 00:13:17,830
inspired by and moulded on your father.

306
00:13:18,870 --> 00:13:20,349
And there are photos.

307
00:13:20,350 --> 00:13:24,549
I've taken a photo of my naked body
every year for the past 30 years.

308
00:13:24,550 --> 00:13:25,589
Why?

309
00:13:25,590 --> 00:13:28,109
Well, I think it's important for
women of all ages to see how

310
00:13:28,110 --> 00:13:30,189
my body has changed over the years.

311
00:13:30,190 --> 00:13:32,829
I think they have to have
a healthy perspective

312
00:13:32,830 --> 00:13:34,389
on my body.

313
00:13:34,390 --> 00:13:36,949
- Don't they?
- Oh, erm, absolutely.

314
00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:38,469
I mean, I don't need to tell you,

315
00:13:38,470 --> 00:13:41,950
but your father is a deeply sexual man.

316
00:13:43,070 --> 00:13:44,509
No, you don't.

317
00:13:44,510 --> 00:13:46,269
Just did.

318
00:13:46,270 --> 00:13:48,229
- Knew it.
- I'm just very lucky.

319
00:13:48,230 --> 00:13:49,909
I will be touched

320
00:13:49,910 --> 00:13:51,869
until the day I die.

321
00:13:51,870 --> 00:13:53,429
And so will you, Claire.

322
00:13:53,430 --> 00:13:56,469
I mean, it's really
all that humans want...

323
00:13:56,470 --> 00:13:57,888
is to be loved...

324
00:13:58,380 --> 00:13:59,880
...and to be touched.

325
00:14:04,790 --> 00:14:06,070
[CAT MEOWS]

326
00:14:12,550 --> 00:14:14,429
Erm...

327
00:14:14,430 --> 00:14:17,429
Tell Dad about your promotion, Claire.

328
00:14:17,430 --> 00:14:18,669
There's nothing to tell.

329
00:14:18,670 --> 00:14:20,349
What promotion?

330
00:14:20,350 --> 00:14:21,549
- Finland.
- Oh!

331
00:14:21,550 --> 00:14:23,069
- Odd place.
- Any news?

332
00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:24,109
No.

333
00:14:24,110 --> 00:14:26,269
- She got it.
- Oh...!

334
00:14:26,270 --> 00:14:27,349
Fuck's sake!
335
00:14:27,350 --> 00:14:28,949
Congratulations, Claire.

336
00:14:28,950 --> 00:14:30,589
- Thank you.
- Clever girl!

337
00:14:30,590 --> 00:14:32,069
Can we not?

338
00:14:32,070 --> 00:14:33,309
This is so exciting...

339
00:14:33,310 --> 00:14:34,350
She's turning it down.

340
00:14:35,510 --> 00:14:36,789
- Why?
- Why?

341
00:14:36,790 --> 00:14:38,509
Why, why not? Why, Claire?

342
00:14:38,510 --> 00:14:39,669
Claire, are you pregnant?

343
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:41,671
Why aren't you getting on a plane
to your gold rich future?

344
00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:43,663
- This is everything you've worked for...
- Why...?

345
00:14:43,688 --> 00:14:47,189
Because you can't just fuck off
on aeroplanes, and leave your weird

346
00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:50,470
stepson and broken sister
to fend for themselves, OK?

347
00:15:04,550 --> 00:15:05,590
Excuse me.

348
00:15:19,630 --> 00:15:22,029
She's your sister,
it's your job to annoy her...

349
00:15:22,030 --> 00:15:24,149
No, no, I'm just so annoyed with myself!

350
00:15:24,150 --> 00:15:25,309
I wish I could just...

351
00:15:25,310 --> 00:15:27,509
meet myself and just...

352
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:28,750
have a go at myself!

353
00:15:36,790 --> 00:15:37,830
[DOOR CLOSES]

354
00:15:41,310 --> 00:15:42,350
[DOOR OPENS]

355
00:15:47,550 --> 00:15:48,590
Do your worst.

356
00:15:50,990 --> 00:15:52,030
Come on, bitch!

357
00:15:54,670 --> 00:15:56,509
You don't take yourself seriously.

358
00:15:56,510 --> 00:15:58,230
Ooh... pussy.

359
00:15:59,350 --> 00:16:01,349
You need to reach out to your family.

360
00:16:01,350 --> 00:16:03,589
You need to stop provoking
your sister, just grow up.

361
00:16:03,590 --> 00:16:05,175
You do not take yourself seriously
as a businesswoman,

362
00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:06,855
you need to pay your fucking bills,
you need to be

363
00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:08,799
nicer to Hillary
and you need to get a new hat!

364
00:16:09,870 --> 00:16:11,469
Is that better?

365
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:12,710
Yeah, it's better.

366
00:16:22,470 --> 00:16:23,790
[SCRATCHING AT THE DOOR]

367
00:16:50,630 --> 00:16:51,949
OK...

368
00:16:51,950 --> 00:16:53,309
[CAT MEOWS]

369
00:16:53,310 --> 00:16:54,350
Off you go.

370
00:16:58,430 --> 00:17:00,189
The art work in this house is...

371
00:17:00,190 --> 00:17:01,510
stunning.

372
00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:03,869
Who is it?

373
00:17:03,870 --> 00:17:07,589
If I tell you, will you promise
to come to my sexhibition?

374
00:17:07,590 --> 00:17:09,509
It's not your work...

375
00:17:09,510 --> 00:17:10,989
Will you come?

376
00:17:10,990 --> 00:17:12,230
It would be an honour.

377
00:17:14,550 --> 00:17:16,589
How's your little restaurant?

378
00:17:16,590 --> 00:17:17,989
It's a café.

379
00:17:17,990 --> 00:17:19,869
Oh, don't do it a disservice.

380
00:17:19,870 --> 00:17:22,589
I'm not. It's a café.

381
00:17:22,590 --> 00:17:23,630
Oh, sorry.

382
00:17:25,070 --> 00:17:26,949
It's fine.

383
00:17:26,950 --> 00:17:27,990
It's fine.

384
00:17:30,096 --> 00:17:31,800
Your father tells me you're struggling.

385
00:17:31,825 --> 00:17:33,949
Well... I think we all are.

386
00:17:33,950 --> 00:17:35,389
Oh, well, yes.

387
00:17:35,390 --> 00:17:37,309
But, I mean,
now there's only one of you...

388
00:17:37,310 --> 00:17:40,309
God, I can't imagine
what you've been through.

389
00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:42,309
I'm sorry, have I missed something?

390
00:17:42,310 --> 00:17:45,109
Well... her dear little friend died,

391
00:17:45,110 --> 00:17:47,349
and left her to run the café on her own.

392
00:17:47,350 --> 00:17:48,589
Jesus.

393
00:17:48,590 --> 00:17:50,789
Oh, God, that is truly awful.
How did she die?

394
00:17:50,790 --> 00:17:52,750
- Oh, she killed herself.
- It was an accident.

395
00:17:54,910 --> 00:17:56,229
Well...

396
00:17:56,230 --> 00:17:58,429
Maybe it's time to let
the little restaurant go.

397
00:17:58,430 --> 00:17:59,469
Give it up.

398
00:17:59,470 --> 00:18:01,270
Sell it, have a little holiday.

399
00:18:02,475 --> 00:18:03,561
[SHE CHUCKLES]

400
00:18:04,163 --> 00:18:05,430
We did this.

401
00:18:06,830 --> 00:18:08,429
Mmm-hmm.

402
00:18:08,430 --> 00:18:10,990
And, whatever happens,
we never let it go, OK?

403
00:18:18,590 --> 00:18:19,830
Excuse me.

404
00:18:32,750 --> 00:18:34,429
Have you seen Felicity?

405
00:18:34,430 --> 00:18:36,069
Oh, no, sorry.

406
00:18:36,070 --> 00:18:38,709
Gosh, all sorts of things go missing
in this house, don't they?

407
00:18:38,710 --> 00:18:40,669
- Big house.
- Yes, lovely house.

408
00:18:40,670 --> 00:18:42,389
Oh, the sculpture turned up.

409
00:18:42,390 --> 00:18:43,549
- Did it?
- Yes.

410
00:18:43,550 --> 00:18:45,189
Must have just toppled off the side.

411
00:18:45,190 --> 00:18:47,589
Well, if you rid a woman
of her head and limbs,

412
00:18:47,590 --> 00:18:49,989
you can't expect her
to do anything other than...

413
00:18:49,990 --> 00:18:51,389
roll around.

414
00:18:51,390 --> 00:18:53,430
[THEY LAUGH]

415
00:18:58,190 --> 00:18:59,309
What?

416
00:18:59,310 --> 00:19:00,629
Oh...

417
00:19:00,630 --> 00:19:03,029
Your father and I often say,
when you've had a few drinks,

418
00:19:03,030 --> 00:19:04,630
you're so like your mother.

419
00:19:15,830 --> 00:19:17,549
Oh, whoops.

420
00:19:17,550 --> 00:19:18,590
Look at these.

421
00:19:20,030 --> 00:19:22,869
So, the party's moved to the hallway.
Always a good sign.

422
00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:25,469
Does anyone mind if I leave?
I've got a dicky tummy.

423
00:19:25,470 --> 00:19:26,949
So swift...

424
00:19:26,950 --> 00:19:28,589
Thanks.

425
00:19:28,590 --> 00:19:31,309
I'm not going to kiss you
because I'm probably very ill.

426
00:19:31,310 --> 00:19:32,589
You too. Come on.

427
00:19:32,590 --> 00:19:34,430
Goodbye then, my...

428
00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:36,910
...my daughters.

429
00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:38,950
Goodbye.

430
00:19:47,870 --> 00:19:49,150
What a lovely occasion.

431
00:19:50,350 --> 00:19:52,100
Yeah. See you at the sexhibition.

432
00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:54,004
No, there's absolutely no need to...

433
00:19:54,029 --> 00:19:56,388
- Yes, lovely.
- No, no. I'll definitely be there.

434
00:19:56,413 --> 00:19:58,069
I will definitely be there.

435
00:19:58,070 --> 00:19:59,669
Hold up!

436
00:19:59,670 --> 00:20:02,149
You trying to keep me overnight?
[SHE LAUGHS]

437
00:20:02,150 --> 00:20:03,350
Very good-looking.

438
00:20:05,350 --> 00:20:08,069
I might never see you again,
but you're very good-looking.

439
00:20:08,070 --> 00:20:09,630
Yes, yes... very good-looking.

440
00:20:20,390 --> 00:20:22,149
Thanks, I owe you.

441
00:20:22,150 --> 00:20:23,429
No, I owe you.

442
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:26,310
It's been really nice to spend
the day with a normal family.

443
00:20:27,510 --> 00:20:29,550
I actually feel quite emotional.

444
00:20:30,790 --> 00:20:32,909
Will you stay with me tonight?

445
00:20:32,910 --> 00:20:34,669
Sure.

446
00:20:34,670 --> 00:20:36,470
I'm going to go warm up the bike.

447
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,790
- Lovely to meet you, Claire.
- You too.

448
00:20:41,110 --> 00:20:43,374
- Erm... what's his...?
- Fucked me up the arse.

449
00:20:43,399 --> 00:20:44,821
- Oh. Mm-hmm.
- Yep. It's...

450
00:20:45,670 --> 00:20:47,270
I totally see that now.

451
00:20:53,910 --> 00:20:55,349
I'm sorry I was...

452
00:20:55,350 --> 00:20:56,590
Listen to me.

453
00:20:59,190 --> 00:21:01,029
I'm going to leave Martin.

454
00:21:01,030 --> 00:21:03,949
I'm going to give you
the money for the café,

455
00:21:03,950 --> 00:21:06,150
and I'm going to go to fucking Finland.

456
00:21:07,430 --> 00:21:08,470
OK.

457
00:21:10,230 --> 00:21:11,270
Oh, and, erm...

458
00:21:19,150 --> 00:21:21,229
That is the coolest thing
you've ever done.
459
00:21:21,230 --> 00:21:22,350
I know.

460
00:21:24,110 --> 00:21:25,150
Thanks, Claire.

461
00:21:28,430 --> 00:21:29,550
Shall we...?

462
00:21:31,630 --> 00:21:32,670
We can try.

463
00:21:46,110 --> 00:21:48,310
- I'll see you at the sexhibition.
- Yeah.

464
00:21:52,030 --> 00:21:53,830
[MOTORBIKE REVS]

465
00:21:56,950 --> 00:22:02,470
[HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS]

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