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[HEAVY BREATHING]

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You know that feeling when a guy
you like sends you a text

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at two o'clock on a Tuesday night
asking if he can come and find you,

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and you've accidentally made it out
like you've just got in yourself,

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so you have to get out of bed, drink
half a bottle of wine, get in the shower,

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shave everything, dig out some
Agent Provocateur business...

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suspender belt, the whole bit...

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and wait by the door
until the buzzer goes?

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[BUZZER]

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And then you open the door to him,

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like you've almost forgotten
he's coming over.

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Oh.

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- Hi.
- Hey.
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Hey.

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Hey.

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And then you get to it immediately.

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[SHE PANTS]

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After some pretty standard bouncing,
you realise...

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...he's edging towards your arsehole.

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But you're drunk

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and he made the effort to come
all the way here,

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so you let him. He's thrilled.

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I'm so thrilled.

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And then the next morning,
you wake to find him...

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fully dressed, sat on the side of
the bed, gazing at you.

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- He says that...
- Last night was incredible.

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Which you think is an overstatement,
but then he goes on to say that...

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It was particularly special because...

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...I've never managed to actually...

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...up the bum with anyone before.

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To be fair, he does have a large penis.

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And although it's always been
a fantasy of mine, I've...

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never found anyone I could do it with.

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And then he touches your hair...

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...and thanks you with
a genuine, earnest...

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Thank you.

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It's sort of moving.

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Then he kisses you gently.

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And then he leaves.

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[DOOR CLOSES]

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And you spend the rest of the day
wondering...

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Do I have a massive arsehole?

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[BELL RINGS]

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Wow! Er... this doesn't happen
very often, does it?

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No.

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I su...

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I suppose it's...

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It's quite rare, yeah.

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I hate myself.

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Er, are you going to work?

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- Oh, no, actually...
- OK, er, this is going to sound crazy

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but I think that I should
take your number

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and I think I should call it,

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and I think I should ask you if you
want to go out for a drink with me.

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Er...

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Fuck me! You've got a boyfriend?

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Er, no, er...

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No, we broke up quite recently,
actually.

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Oh, my God. I'm so sorry/really pleased.

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Er...

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How the hell did he manage to fuck
that up?

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'Power rarely gives up
without a fight...

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'..particularly in places where
there are divisions of tribe,

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'divisions of sect.

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'We also know that populism can
take dangerous turns.

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'And there will be difficult days
along the way.

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'From the extremism of those who
would use democracy

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'to deny minority rights
to the nationalism that left...'

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- What are you doing?
- Nothing!

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Harry!

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- I know what you were doing.
- I was watching the news.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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What was he talking about, then?

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- What?
- Please, I just need to hear this.

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What was he talking about?

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Iraq.

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Don't say anything.
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And please don't stop me leaving.

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- Please don't!
- OK.

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Don't!

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Look, I've really tried to be there
for you through this.

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You can't say I haven't tried.

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Don't say anything.
And please don't contact me

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or turn up at my house drunk in your
underwear. It won't work this time.

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It will.

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I'm taking that posh shampoo.

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He was talking about democ...

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Oh, he was just...

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...really kind and supportive
with my work.

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He'd cook all the time,
run baths, hoover.
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He'd laugh at all of my jokes.

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He was really great with my family,
my friends loved him.

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Plus, he was really
fucking affectionate.

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[HE CHUCKLES]

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- Sounds like a dickhead.
- Yeah.

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So, was that, like, "You can have my
number," or...? What are we...?

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Yes. Yeah, I guess that's a yes.

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Oh, my gosh. Great. Er...

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OK.

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Put that in there.

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And I'll be sure to treat you
like a nasty little bitch.

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- Er, that was a joke.
- Oh, no, I know.

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- I know!
- OK. I was, like, "Oh!"
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OK. Great, wow! Er...

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I'll buzz you, then?

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- OK.
- OK.

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OK.

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I can't stop smiling. Sorry, I...

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It's OK.

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I'll go.

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[SHE BREATHES HEAVILY]

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Thank you for coming in today.

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We really appreciate you considering us

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for your small business start-up loan.

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No problem.

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I've read your application form.

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- Thank you.
- It was...

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- funny.
- Oh.

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OK, that wasn't my intention, but...

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As you are probably aware,

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we haven't had the opportunity
to support many...

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any... women-led businesses since the...

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Sexual harassment case.

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The sexual harassment case.

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Yes.

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- Are you all right?
- Oh, yeah, sorry. I just, er...

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I ran from the station,
so I'm just a bit hot.

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- I'm really excited about...
- Water?

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No, thanks. I'm fine.

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Actually, yeah, water would be
great. If I could...

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Sure. There are a couple of details
that we need to iron out,

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and one or two bits and pieces I'm
going to need to see some more on.

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It says in here

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that you opened a business
with your partner...

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OK.

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I'm sorry, that kind of thing won't
get you very far here any more.

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Oh, no, sorry. I thought I had
a top on underneath.

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- Yeah, OK.
- No, seriously.

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In this case, genuine accident.

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I can see, given our history,
why you might think...

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No! Seriously, I wasn't trying to.
I was hot.

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I take this kind of thing
very seriously.

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I'm not trying to shag you!
Look at yourself!
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OK.

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Please leave.

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Oh...

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No, you don't understand. I need this...

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- I need this loan.
- Please, just leave.

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- Perv.
- Slut.

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Wow!

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PA: 'The lecture will commence shortly.'

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My sister. She's uptight and
beautiful and probably anorexic,

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but clothes look awesome on her, so...

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You're almost late.

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Had to do a flash poo in Pret.

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Oh, Christ. Did you wash your hands?

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Of course not.
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Oh, my God! You are disgusting!
Fucking hell.

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Of course I washed my hands. It's
not like I grew up without a mother.

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- Heard from Dad?
- No.

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Dad's way of coping with two
motherless daughters

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was to buy us tickets to
feminist lectures,

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start fucking our godmother
and eventually stop calling.

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You look tired.

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Thanks. I've been sleeping
really well recently.

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Shit!

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I'm wearing the top that she "lost"
years ago, so...

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this is going to be tense.

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- Do you want to take your coat off?
- No.

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OK.

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Oh, sorry. Thanks.

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So, any luck...

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- God, can we just have two seconds...
- I was going to ask

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- about the café.
- I don't want to talk about it yet.

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- We won't talk, then.
- Fine.

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- Hair looks nice.
- Oh, fuck off.

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The only thing harder than having
to tell your super-high-powered,

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perfect, anorexic, rich super-sister

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that you've run out of money

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is having to ask her to bail you out.

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I'm just going to ask her.

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I'm just going to ask her.

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I'm just going to ask her.
I'm just going to come...

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- Do you need to borrow money?
- No!

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I can't do it. I can't do it,
I can't do it.

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I can't do it.

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- So business is good, then?
- Yeah.

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It's good. It's really good.

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It's really, really good.
Yeah, it's really good.

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Sounds like it's really good.

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It is.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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- Can I get you anything?
- No, thanks, I'm good.

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Are you sure I can't get you
anything at all?

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Is Harry helping?

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We broke up.

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What? Again?!

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If you see him, I'm a wreck, OK?

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God! Just don't get drunk and scream
through his letterbox again.

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Wow! Thanks for the vote of confidence.

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Don't get drunk
and shit in your sink again.

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When are you going to stop
bringing that up?

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When you do something better.

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I have two degrees, a husband
and a Burberry coat.

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You shat in a sink.

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Oh.

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Hi.

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- Thank you.
- No problem.

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Nothing is ever going to be better.
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I swear there are pants
that give you thrush.

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What are yours made from?

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Don't know.

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I need to get sexy pants.

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I hate my body, I hate my body,
I hate my body, I hate my body.

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Fucking last-minute
bastard trendy parties.

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Why do we do it to ourselves?

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Oh, my God. Definitely not.
That does nothing for you.

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I hate that.

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What?

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These are my clothes, Boo.
I've been wearing these all day.

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Oh, God.

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Were you wearing your coat?

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Yes. But...

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Nothing here looked nice,

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so I thought I'd wear
what I was wearing anyway.

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Are you joking?

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Are you joking?

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Yes.

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- Oh, my...
- It's not really that bad at all.

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- Why didn't you tell me?
- I love you.

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- I'll buy...
- I've got to get a whole new outfit now.

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I'll buy you pants.

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- I'll buy you sexy pants.
- I've been so many places today!

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- I'll buy you sexy pants!
- Fuck off.

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I'm sorry. I think it's a lovely dress.

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Ugh! I mean, you really shouldn't
wear such cheap materials.

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They don't let your fanny breathe.

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I know.

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[APPLAUSE]

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Gosh, look at you all.

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Thank you so much
for coming to Women Speak,

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opening women's mouths since 1998.

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Before we begin, I would like
to ask you a question.

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I don't know about you...

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but I need some reassurance.

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[SHE CHUCKLES]

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So I pose the question
to the women in this room today.

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Please raise your hands...

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...if you would trade...

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five years of your life...

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...for the so-called perfect body.

255
00:14:42,540 --> 00:14:44,620
[MURMURING]

256
00:14:50,580 --> 00:14:52,860
We are bad feminists.

257
00:14:54,180 --> 00:14:56,220
- I want my top back.
- OK.

258
00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:08,660
- Won't you get cold?
- Nah, I've got really hairy nipples.

259
00:15:13,860 --> 00:15:15,220
What?

260
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:20,139
- Fuck!
- Oh, fuck! What was that?

261
00:15:20,140 --> 00:15:22,099
- Jesus!
- A fucking hug!

262
00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:23,779
Well, why the fuck did you do that?

263
00:15:23,780 --> 00:15:25,859
That's terrifying. Never do that again.

264
00:15:25,860 --> 00:15:27,180
I was just trying to...

265
00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:37,980
- Are you OK?
- Yeah.

266
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,539
Do you want to go for a drink, or...?
267
00:15:44,540 --> 00:15:46,819
- I've got plans.
- OK, fine. Sure.

268
00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:48,780
See you next time, Women Speak, then.

269
00:15:53,140 --> 00:15:54,740
Do you want to go for a drink?

270
00:15:59,220 --> 00:16:01,300
[PHONE BLEEPS]

271
00:16:01,341 --> 00:16:03,572
_

272
00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:08,139
My sister blows glass.
She has done for a long time.

273
00:16:08,140 --> 00:16:09,459
I've never been in a fight.

274
00:16:09,460 --> 00:16:12,019
Well, I've been in a fight.
Never been punched in the face.

275
00:16:12,020 --> 00:16:13,379
I've been punched in the leg.

276
00:16:13,380 --> 00:16:15,539
And someone once threw
some punch in my face.

277
00:16:15,540 --> 00:16:18,339
So, my colours this season
are sort of brown, mainly.

278
00:16:18,340 --> 00:16:21,579
But, like, you know,
I wouldn't say no to a maroon.

279
00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:23,819
I wouldn't, like, jump down
the throat of someone
280
00:16:23,820 --> 00:16:25,939
wearing something blue.
It's just not for me.

281
00:16:25,940 --> 00:16:27,099
So...

282
00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:30,220
I'm going to go for a wazz. You... OK.

283
00:16:36,860 --> 00:16:40,299
Same again, while I'm up?
Or perhaps, like, a little cocky-tail?

284
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:41,659
Or, like, a nice shot?

285
00:16:41,660 --> 00:16:44,099
Oh, er... yeah, or we could
just go back to mine.

286
00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:46,539
Wow! Er, thanks.

287
00:16:46,540 --> 00:16:50,059
Er, I've actually got work tomorrow,
but, er, another drink here...

288
00:16:50,060 --> 00:16:52,379
- Or we could go back to yours.
- Got to be up really early.

289
00:16:52,380 --> 00:16:54,979
- I'll get you a cab in the morning.
- That's ridiculous! My God!

290
00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:56,900
OK, what the fuck is your problem?

291
00:16:58,340 --> 00:17:00,819
Oh, er... nothing.

292
00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:02,819
I, er... I-I like you.

293
00:17:02,820 --> 00:17:04,859
OK, you're a dick.

294
00:17:04,860 --> 00:17:06,260
What's going on?

295
00:17:07,340 --> 00:17:08,540
You're pathetic.

296
00:17:09,860 --> 00:17:12,499
- Wait...
- Don't follow me.

297
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:13,540
I-I wasn't.

298
00:17:14,740 --> 00:17:16,420
Y-You dropped this.

299
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,220
Er...

300
00:17:32,980 --> 00:17:34,420
OK.

301
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,420
Come on.

302
00:17:38,700 --> 00:17:40,300
[WOMAN MUTTERS]

303
00:17:52,580 --> 00:17:53,780
Are you OK?

304
00:18:01,340 --> 00:18:02,660
Are you OK?

305
00:18:04,940 --> 00:18:06,220
Sad face.

306
00:18:08,180 --> 00:18:09,299
I'm fine.

307
00:18:09,300 --> 00:18:11,340
[WOMAN GROANS]
308
00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:20,620
Oh...

309
00:18:21,660 --> 00:18:24,060
You're such a lovely man.

310
00:18:29,820 --> 00:18:31,980
- OK.
- Thank you.

311
00:18:33,740 --> 00:18:35,180
Stay there, stay there. You OK?

312
00:18:36,340 --> 00:18:37,979
OK.

313
00:18:37,980 --> 00:18:39,060
Hey.

314
00:18:41,340 --> 00:18:44,539
Do you... Do you want
to come home with me?

315
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:45,739
What?!

316
00:18:45,740 --> 00:18:47,939
No way!

317
00:18:47,940 --> 00:18:50,099
You naughty boy.

318
00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:51,900
[DOOR SLAMS]

319
00:18:53,580 --> 00:18:54,980
[BELL RINGS]

320
00:18:57,740 --> 00:18:59,259
Ugh!

321
00:18:59,260 --> 00:19:02,219
Ooh! Sing a song, Boo-Boo.
322
00:19:02,220 --> 00:19:05,619
♪ Another lunch break another portion ♪

323
00:19:05,620 --> 00:19:07,859
♪ Another piece of cake ♪

324
00:19:07,860 --> 00:19:09,859
- ♪ Another two ♪
- ♪ Fuck it, 20 ♪

325
00:19:09,860 --> 00:19:12,013
BOTH: ♪ Cigarettes ♪

326
00:19:12,038 --> 00:19:14,299
♪ And we're happy ♪

327
00:19:14,300 --> 00:19:16,899
♪ So happy ♪

328
00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:20,380
♪ To be modern women. ♪

329
00:19:21,740 --> 00:19:23,060
Hey, come here.

330
00:19:24,180 --> 00:19:27,300
Let's never ask anyone for anything.
They don't get it.

331
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:30,180
- Deal.
- Deal.

332
00:19:33,020 --> 00:19:34,059
Fuck it.

333
00:19:34,060 --> 00:19:36,539
[SHE MUTTERS LOUDLY]

334
00:19:36,540 --> 00:19:38,100
This is totally fine.

335
00:19:39,980 --> 00:19:42,420
Hello. Open!
336
00:19:51,140 --> 00:19:52,220
All right, Dad?

337
00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:54,740
What's going on?

338
00:19:56,140 --> 00:19:57,980
Oh, I'm... I'm absolutely fine.

339
00:19:59,100 --> 00:20:00,140
OK.

340
00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:02,940
I just, er...

341
00:20:05,620 --> 00:20:06,660
Yeah?

342
00:20:08,900 --> 00:20:11,180
Oh, it's nothing. It doesn't...

343
00:20:12,380 --> 00:20:13,620
It's...

344
00:20:13,902 --> 00:20:15,901
You know, it's nearly
two o'clock in the morning.

345
00:20:17,220 --> 00:20:18,260
OK.

346
00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:22,079
Yeah, OK. I'm... I don't want to...

347
00:20:22,104 --> 00:20:23,499
I'm going to...

348
00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:25,899
It was...

349
00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:27,059
Oh, fuck it.

350
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:32,059
I have a horrible feeling that
I'm a greedy, perverted, selfish,

351
00:20:32,060 --> 00:20:35,659
apathetic, cynical, depraved,

352
00:20:35,660 --> 00:20:39,380
morally bankrupt woman,
who can't even call herself a feminist.

353
00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:43,060
Well, er...

354
00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:50,620
You get all that from your mother.

355
00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:04,179
Good one.

356
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:06,979
Er, I'm going to call you
a cab, darling.

357
00:21:06,980 --> 00:21:08,899
And, er...

358
00:21:08,900 --> 00:21:10,300
please don't go upstairs.

359
00:21:27,300 --> 00:21:30,580
[SLOW JAZZ PLAYS]

360
00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:45,980
To be fair, she's not
an evil stepmother.

361
00:21:47,220 --> 00:21:48,660
She's just a cunt.

362
00:21:51,300 --> 00:21:52,500
Hi.

363
00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:55,459
Darling, I thought that must be you.

364
00:21:55,460 --> 00:21:58,219
- Everything all right?
- Yeah, I just thought I'd swing by.

365
00:21:58,220 --> 00:22:00,339
Oh, how lovely. Lucky us.

366
00:22:00,340 --> 00:22:03,358
Don't worry... Dad's already
booking me a taxi.

367
00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:09,859
What are you doing?

368
00:22:09,860 --> 00:22:13,739
Oh, painting.
I find the night-times very...

369
00:22:13,740 --> 00:22:15,859
peaceful. Usually.

370
00:22:15,860 --> 00:22:18,139
[THEY CHUCKLE AWKWARDLY]

371
00:22:18,140 --> 00:22:19,580
Oh, warming up.

372
00:22:26,060 --> 00:22:28,899
Look, I know it's not really
my place, but are you OK?

373
00:22:28,900 --> 00:22:31,419
- Everyone's been really worried.
- Poor fucker.

374
00:22:31,420 --> 00:22:36,059
Yes, she's actually an expression
of how women are subtle warriors.

375
00:22:36,060 --> 00:22:37,219
Strong at heart.

376
00:22:37,220 --> 00:22:39,659
We don't have to use muscular force
to get what we want.

377
00:22:39,660 --> 00:22:41,459
- We just use our...
- Tits.

378
00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:43,260
...innate femininity.

379
00:22:44,620 --> 00:22:46,739
Tits don't get you anywhere these days.

380
00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:47,780
Trust me.

381
00:22:49,620 --> 00:22:51,499
It's very valuable, actually.

382
00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:53,459
- How much?
- Thousands.

383
00:22:53,460 --> 00:22:55,579
Oh. Can I have it?

384
00:22:55,580 --> 00:22:57,500
[THEY CHUCKLE] No.

385
00:23:05,460 --> 00:23:07,019
What's that?

386
00:23:07,020 --> 00:23:08,539
Oh, er...

387
00:23:08,540 --> 00:23:09,700
my self-portrait.

388
00:23:17,100 --> 00:23:18,140
Oh.

389
00:23:19,660 --> 00:23:23,020
- DAD: 'Right, it's here.'
- Ooh, I think I can hear your dad.

390
00:23:25,420 --> 00:23:27,019
DAD: 'Cab's here!'

391
00:23:27,020 --> 00:23:29,940
- Thanks!
- Aw. Nice of him.

392
00:23:31,260 --> 00:23:33,179
OK.

393
00:23:33,180 --> 00:23:34,420
- Bye.
- Bye.

394
00:23:36,060 --> 00:23:37,179
Er...

395
00:23:37,180 --> 00:23:39,179
Please look after yourself.

396
00:23:39,180 --> 00:23:41,660
You really do look ghastly, darling.

397
00:23:50,140 --> 00:23:52,220
- Oh, café, eh?
- Yeah.

398
00:23:53,860 --> 00:23:54,900
On your own?

399
00:23:56,300 --> 00:23:58,059
Er, kind of.

400
00:23:58,060 --> 00:24:00,779
Kind of? Go on.

401
00:24:00,780 --> 00:24:03,179
It's... It's quite
a funny story, actually.

402
00:24:03,180 --> 00:24:05,499
Oh, no, that's good.
It'll keep me going.

403
00:24:05,500 --> 00:24:06,540
Shoot.

404
00:24:08,242 --> 00:24:10,039
I opened the café with my friend Boo.
405
00:24:10,063 --> 00:24:11,742
- Cute name.
- Yeah.

406
00:24:12,220 --> 00:24:15,779
Yeah, she's dead now.
She accidentally killed herself.

407
00:24:15,780 --> 00:24:18,419
Wasn't her intention,
but it wasn't a total accident.

408
00:24:18,420 --> 00:24:21,419
She didn't actually think she'd die.
She just...

409
00:24:21,420 --> 00:24:24,099
found out that her boyfriend
fucked someone else

410
00:24:24,100 --> 00:24:26,779
and wanted to punish him
by ending up in hospital,

411
00:24:26,780 --> 00:24:28,739
not letting him visit her for a bit.

412
00:24:28,740 --> 00:24:31,219
She decided to walk
into a busy cycle lane,

413
00:24:31,220 --> 00:24:34,481
wanting to get tangled in a bike...
break a finger, maybe.

414
00:24:34,506 --> 00:24:37,083
As it turns out, bikes go fast
and flip you into the road.

415
00:24:37,108 --> 00:24:40,260
Three people died. She was such a dick.

416
00:24:44,896 --> 00:24:47,736
So, yeah. Kind of on my own.

417
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