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Barry... Barry...

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Barry, wake up buddy.

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- Fuches?
- Hey.

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How long were you watching me sleep?

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Money from the Rochester
job just cleared.

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One less bad guy in
the world, nice work.

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As usual Barry.

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Oh, well he was in bed
so it wasn't work exactly.

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Then why did it take two days?

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- Ah, I was doing a recon...
- Ah.

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to make it clean.

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Or...

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were you laying around the hotel
room like at Sioux Falls last month

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or Saint Paul before that...

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All these extra expenses, they add up,

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- Barry. All right.
- Okay.

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Oh God, I'm worried about you buddy.

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This shit heap looks like the old Barry,

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before he had a purpose.

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Oh no, I just... I think
I'm just burning out.

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- Mmm.
- Thinking how maybe I need a break.

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- Hey, you know what I think?
- What?

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I-I think what we should do is
shake things up a little bit.

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You know, so instead of burning another

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small town hood in some

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snowed in rust belt shithole,

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what do you say to a
little trip up to sunny...

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Los Angeles.

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You came here to give me an assignment?

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It's the Chechen mob! Come here.

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A guy, by the name of Goran
Pazar, needs an outsider to handle.

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Something embarrassing.
It's great money.

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Get us a lot closer to where we
need be to hang it all up some day.

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Wh... when you think I'll be?

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The plane for L.A. leaves in four hours.

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I will have a car waiting
for you at the Ontario airport

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But Ontario...

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wait, isn't that like a two hour drive?

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You catch it, you know, flying into LAX.

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We gotta cover our tracks, right?

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- Why because it's cheaper, or...?
- Because it is smarter Barry.

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Well, how much cheaper was it? Bim...

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by PetaG, PopcornAWH & chamallow

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Hey Barry, Fuches.

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Probably still on the plane, but,
ah, welcome to California buddy.

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Hey, my guy said he left
the car in space 408.

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I told him you are my best
guy, so he should hook you up.

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He said the car is dope.
So, enjoy that buddy.

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When you meet Goran, don't
be afraid to sell yourself.

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Remember that liquor distributor
in Canton, you stabbed in the nut?

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I think Goran's the kind of man,

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who would find something
like that intriguing.

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So work it into the conversation,
to make him aware that, you know,

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you'll go there.

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Oh fucking dick... Fucking dick!

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Hey man, you must be
Barry. I'm NoHo Hank.

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I trust the flight was good, no?

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Are you hungry? I mean you
want a Submarine sandwich?

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If you're thirsty,
we've got juice boxes,

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Hawaiian punch, or maybe
beer or something...?

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So we're gonna do this
outside if that's okay.

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His daughter has some friends over, huh?

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They're watching their <i>Jessie</i>.

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<i>Why, did the bowling alley
run out of shoe freshener?</i>

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We haven't been in L.A. long,

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but we've made a lot of progress.
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The Harbors, identity
theft, map, 99 Cent stores.

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Business has been going great.

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Recently...

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personal matters cropped up

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which needs to be kept
separate from the business,

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so we called you.

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- This is Ryan Madison.
- _

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- He's a physical trainer in Silverlake.
- _

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He works with Goran's wife Oksana.

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They've been training together for...

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What do you think?

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What you thinking,

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two-three months? Hmm? Yeah?

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Over the past few weeks the
sessions became more frequent.

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Goran asked me to follow her,

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and I became aware
that they were taking up

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at a Holiday Inn in Studio City.

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I snuck a lipstick camera...

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similar to this one, in the room,

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and got... this.

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Maybe don't want to
see this. Turn it off.

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- Turn it off!
- Come on...

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- I wanted to give him the whole...
- He gets it.

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You already said they
are taking up in hotel.

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- Why show footage? You are just impressed
- It's important for him to know.

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- with yourself for planting camera.
- I'm not

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- impressed... Okay.
- Trash that footage!

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- So you guys want him gone?
- Yes.

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- Good, okay.
- We pay you...

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No, you don't pay me anything.
Fuches takes care of the money.

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I just need his name, an address,

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and it'll be done in a couple of days.

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- That sounds good.
- All right.

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Now, there's a lot of ways I can, uh...

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do this for you. Um...

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One of them...

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is I could stab him in the nut.

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That's something I-I did once,

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and I'm...

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very comfortable doing it again.
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- What?
- Or not.

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- Why?
- Forget about it.

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Who would want this?

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- Can't you just shoot him?
- Yeah, no I...

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- Because being shot is very painful.
- Yes.

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Have you ever been shot? Ha! I
have, it's like crazy painful.

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Anything is better than
stabbing guy in nuts.

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Uh, I'll shoot him... I'll
shoot him. I'll shoot him.

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Okay.

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Goran...

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I think he's going to shoot him.

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No silencer. Thanks, dudes.

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<i>Fuck you too!</i>

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<i>Fuck you too! Don't you
fucking call me "lady"!</i>

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<i>Don't you fucking call me
"lady", you fucking asshole!</i>

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<i>You motherfucker! Fuck you too!</i>

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<i>Don't you fucking call me "lady"!</i>

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Fuck you to..!

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Who are you?

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What are you doing out here?

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Shit! I lost my place. Dammit!

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Sally, he's ready for you.

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Shit!

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Fuck! Thanks a lot.

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<i>Strong... strong stuff
you got here. Boy.</i>

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<i>Oh.</i>
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<i>What you go wrong with you,
you need all this stuff?</i>

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<i>- You motherfucker.
- What?</i>

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You fucking asshole!

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Who the fuck are you?! Who
the fuck do you think you are?

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Please, lady, why don't
you just try to calm down.

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<i>Bullshit!</i>

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Bullshit!

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- It's false, Sally.
- I, look, I-I know,

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I-I-I got thrown out right
before I was about to go on.

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- I-I was outside going...
- Excuse me. I don't give a shit.

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Even your excuses are false.

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You're up there, you're
stinking up my stage, babe.

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What the fuck do you want?!

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Um...

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- the prescription.
- Not Linda,

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you.

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Little Sally Reed from Joplin,
Missouri. What do you want?!

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- To be an actress.
- Again!

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I don't believe you.

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It's all I ever wanted
in the whole world.

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Oh really?

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Except you don't think you're
going to make it, do you?

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I mean that's what you told me.

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Oh yeah.

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Last week.

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She takes me out for a
cup of coffee after class,
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starts to cry, snot
running down her nose,

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all of a sudden she said
'I'm not gonna make it'

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I'm telling you I was
embarrassed, it was pathetic.

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Here is a person who's
spending her money,

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she doesn't have any talent whatsoever.

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This chick shouldn't
even be in this class.

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- I cannot believe...
- That is not fair Gene!

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Don't think.

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Just finish the scene.

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Don't you call me "lady".

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I come in here, I give these
things to you, you... you check.

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I'm sick!

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I have sickness all around me,
and you fucking ask me my life?!

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Have you seen death in
your bed? In your house?

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And then I'm asked fucking questions.

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What's wrong?!

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Suck my dick!

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That's what's wrong.

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Shame on you.

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Shame on you.

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Suck my dick.

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End scene.

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- You know that I had to do that, right?
- Mmm.

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- You know I love you. Ooh.
- Mmm.

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All right. That...

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was something.

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Now, as beautiful
Sally just demonstrated,

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that's what this class is about.

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Life! I want you to create a
life right here on this stage.

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I mean, we're not here studying
some fucking TV commercial acting

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That's not why you came to L.A., is it?

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You didn't move all the way
across the country for that.

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This is the theater...

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Now...

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let's give her another round,
she deserves the praise.

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<i>Yeah!</i>

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Hey, man, are you new to this class?

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I haven't seen you before.
I'm Ryan, Ryan Madison.

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Listen, I was supposed to put
up this thing with Matt Kennedy

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but he got a catering gig...

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so, could you help me out?

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- <i>Ryan, you're up!</i>
- Uh...

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Where's Kennedy?

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He's not here,

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but I'm going to do the scene with him.

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Grab a seat there, boy.

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Grab yourself an egg roll.

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We got everything here
from a diddle-eye Joe to a

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damned-if-I-know.

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Mean you ate before you came on
down here, ol' fool, is that it?

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Nah, I don't think so.

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I think you're too scared to be eating.

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See, you ain't even sat down yet.

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On that TV over there,
since you been in the room,

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is a woman with her titties hanging out.

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Now, I know I'm pretty...

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but I ain't as pretty
as a couple of titties.

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What's in that envelope
is for my peace of mind.

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My peace of mind is worth that much.

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Not one penny more. Not one penny more.

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It's empty.

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End scene.

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<i>Whoa, wow!</i>

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<i>- Yeah! Woo!
- Come on!</i>

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<i>Woo-hoo!</i>

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<i>Woo-hoo!</i>

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<i>Woo!</i>

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Who are you?

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- Barry.
- Barry what?

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- Berkman.
- Well, Barry Berkman,

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you just used up your
one free audit class.

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You want to be here on Thursday,
you better prepare a monologue.

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You understand?

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Wow.

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Okay who's next?

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Hey... hey, Barry.

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Hey, I just... I wanted to say
sorry for snapping at you back there.

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- I-I-I didn't realise you were an actor
- Oh, I'm not an actor.

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What are you gonna
do for your monologue?

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I did the scene from <i>The Blind Side</i>.

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You know the one where Sandy
Bullock interrupts football practice.

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"This team is your family,
you protect his blind side".

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Do you remember that?
It won her an Oscar.

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- I'm not doing a monologue.
- What would be a good mono for you?

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Let's go brainstorm.

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A bunch of us are going to Residuals.

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What's Residuals?

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What if you did Robert Duvall
from <i>Tender Mercies</i>?

248
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Oh, yes, yes. The one where
he's talking with his daughter.

249
00:15:06,380 --> 00:15:08,780
- You should totally do that.
- Or... or Brad Pitt from <i>Fight Club</i>.

250
00:15:08,850 --> 00:15:10,860
- Oh, I love it, yes.
- You know, to me,

251
00:15:10,870 --> 00:15:12,470
the most important thing is honesty.

252
00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:14,150
Like, whatever you can
bring your truth to.
253
00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:17,220
Wait, what is that Kevin Spacey movie...

254
00:15:17,230 --> 00:15:19,039
you know the one where he's the
bad guy and he's got the limp?

255
00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:20,330
Oh! Oh, my God, <i>The Usual Suspects</i>.

256
00:15:20,340 --> 00:15:22,540
- Indian guy...? In... India...?
- Oh, <i>Indiana Jones</i>?

257
00:15:22,550 --> 00:15:24,229
- It's <i>The Usual Suspects</i>.
- Ah, <i>American Beauty</i>...

258
00:15:24,230 --> 00:15:25,520
- K-PAX.
- K-PAX.

259
00:15:25,530 --> 00:15:27,429
- Usual Suspects
- Did you just move here, Barry?

260
00:15:27,430 --> 00:15:29,130
Uh, yeah, from Cleveland.

261
00:15:29,140 --> 00:15:30,339
- Huh, cool.
- Oh, wow.

262
00:15:30,340 --> 00:15:31,540
Well, welcome to Los Angeles.

263
00:15:31,550 --> 00:15:33,039
Oh, are y... are you from L.A.?

264
00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:36,650
- Nobody's actually from L.A., Barry.
- Oh, I am though,

265
00:15:36,660 --> 00:15:38,559
- remember, 'cause...
- Nick is from Florida.

266
00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:40,549
- Go Gators!
- Jermaine's from, uh...

267
00:15:40,550 --> 00:15:42,050
- Denver.
- Denver...

268
00:15:42,060 --> 00:15:45,080
- and Antonio here, he's from, um...
- Puerto Rico.

269
00:15:45,090 --> 00:15:47,719
Puerto Rico, yeah, he just booked <i>CSI</i>.

270
00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:50,750
It's true. I'm playing
a dead body on that show.

271
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,229
Next time I'm gonna play
somebody who's alive.

272
00:15:53,230 --> 00:15:54,430
- Yes.
- Yeah.

273
00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:56,420
- Yeah you will.
- It's about talent...

274
00:15:56,430 --> 00:15:58,579
- Right.
- for sure, but mostly...

275
00:15:58,580 --> 00:15:59,880
it's about passion.

276
00:15:59,890 --> 00:16:02,199
I mean, do you think Meryl Streep
and Kaley Cuoco became stars

277
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:04,090
- just because they're the best? No.
- Yes. No.
278
00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:06,200
- It's because they wanted it the most.
- Wanted it the most.

279
00:16:07,380 --> 00:16:10,360
Look, there's always a million
reasons not to do something, Barry,

280
00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:12,070
but if you want it...

281
00:16:12,570 --> 00:16:13,770
go for it.

282
00:16:13,970 --> 00:16:17,000
Mmm! My girlfriend dates
a manager at The Standard,

283
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:18,880
so if you have bar tending
experience or lie and say you do,

284
00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:20,169
I can get you a job there.

285
00:16:20,170 --> 00:16:21,460
Oh, I have a job.

286
00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:24,239
Sales. Auto parts.

287
00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:25,500
- Huh.
- Ah.

288
00:16:25,510 --> 00:16:26,950
- That's cool.
- Different.

289
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:28,729
- Mmm!
- I don't have the time.

290
00:16:28,730 --> 00:16:31,940
Oh my God, look at Lydia.
She's out there all by herself.

291
00:16:34,030 --> 00:16:35,819
- Oh.
- Come on, let's go dance.

292
00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:37,929
- Okay.
- Oh, I... I don't dance.

293
00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:39,750
Bullshit. Yeah you do.

294
00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:41,160
I can tell you want to dance.

295
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,020
Okay.

296
00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:45,520
No pressure. You'll
know where to find me.

297
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:16,950
Barry Berkman.

298
00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:19,840
Barry Berkman.

299
00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:23,260
You gotta change that name.

300
00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:25,260
I changed my name.

301
00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:27,880
My real name's Richard Krempf.

302
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,500
Ryan Madison sounds way cooler.

303
00:17:32,050 --> 00:17:34,580
Barry Berkman. It's too plain.

304
00:17:34,590 --> 00:17:36,250
You sound like an
accountant or something.

305
00:17:36,610 --> 00:17:39,240
You want something people can remember.

306
00:17:42,690 --> 00:17:44,680
I got the perfect stage name for you.

307
00:17:44,770 --> 00:17:45,970
What?

308
00:17:45,980 --> 00:17:47,180
Mmm...

309
00:17:49,270 --> 00:17:50,700
Barry...

310
00:17:51,850 --> 00:17:53,090
Block.

311
00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:55,470
- Barry Block?
- Yeah.

312
00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:57,849
- I don't get it.
- Yeah, 'cause when I look at you,

313
00:17:57,850 --> 00:17:59,140
I think of a block.

314
00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:04,160
- Hey, Barry. Hey, hey.
- Yeah?

315
00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:07,149
Can you drive him home?
He has like seven DUIs.

316
00:18:07,150 --> 00:18:09,550
- Just... Good night.
- Sure.

317
00:18:10,220 --> 00:18:12,030
Looking forward to your monologue.
318
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:20,819
What?

319
00:18:20,820 --> 00:18:23,389
Come on, you gotta take this class, bro.

320
00:18:23,390 --> 00:18:28,110
- I-I-I... I don't think I can.
- It's not that hard, here...

321
00:18:28,870 --> 00:18:30,640
Look, it's all in the book.

322
00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:33,170
This is your new bible.

323
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:36,179
Gene's teachings changed my
life. So you... you go home,

324
00:18:36,180 --> 00:18:38,050
you Google great monologues,

325
00:18:38,060 --> 00:18:41,140
you choose one and I'll help
you prepare before tomorrow.

326
00:18:41,930 --> 00:18:43,860
You're going to help
me with my audition?

327
00:18:44,570 --> 00:18:45,770
Why?

328
00:18:45,780 --> 00:18:48,190
Ah, you're my scene partner, bro.

329
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:50,119
We've rocked it out today.

330
00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:51,589
You were so chill, you just...

331
00:18:51,590 --> 00:18:54,370
let me do my thing. You're
a very generous performer.

332
00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:56,350
I am?

333
00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:57,840
Totally.

334
00:18:58,770 --> 00:19:02,970
So, I will see you
tomorrow, scene partner.

335
00:19:04,300 --> 00:19:05,500
Woo!

336
00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:08,010
Mmm.

337
00:19:13,490 --> 00:19:16,130
What the fuck?!

338
00:19:17,510 --> 00:19:18,890
Ryan Madison...

339
00:19:19,220 --> 00:19:20,580
Barry Block!

340
00:19:23,130 --> 00:19:24,900
What the fuck?

341
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:28,250
They were hugging.

342
00:19:37,470 --> 00:19:39,530
- Hey, Fuches.
- Hey, buddy.

343
00:19:39,540 --> 00:19:41,000
I'm outside, open up.

344
00:19:41,850 --> 00:19:43,160
You're here?

345
00:19:45,420 --> 00:19:48,460
So, this is NoHo Hank,

346
00:19:48,470 --> 00:19:53,250
the guy wakes me up last night,
says you and your mark were hugging.

347
00:19:54,770 --> 00:19:56,490
- They saw that?
- Oh, yeah.

348
00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:59,870
Look, look, look, something
really, really cool happened, okay.

349
00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:01,939
- Okay.
- I followed Ryan yesterday

350
00:20:01,940 --> 00:20:05,160
and, uh, he went to this theater
to take an acting class...

351
00:20:05,170 --> 00:20:07,960
and I ended up doing a scene
with him from <i>True Romance</i>.

352
00:20:08,260 --> 00:20:10,380
<i>True Romance</i> is a movie.

353
00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:12,919
Yeah, it's L.A. theater so I guess

354
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,580
all the scenes they do
are from from movies.

355
00:20:14,740 --> 00:20:16,980
Point is, I was really good.

356
00:20:16,990 --> 00:20:19,870
And, uh, afterwards I-I
hung out with all them.

357
00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:21,550
- Them?
- The acting class
358
00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:23,670
- and they're super nice.
- The whole class,

359
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,309
including the guy
you're supposed to burn?

360
00:20:25,310 --> 00:20:28,060
Ryan Madison, yeah.
No, he's a great dude.

361
00:20:28,070 --> 00:20:29,950
And, uh, I don't know,
they just made me feel...

362
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:33,090
really good about myself,
you know and, uh...

363
00:20:33,450 --> 00:20:36,320
You know how you and I talk
all the time about my purpose,

364
00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:38,930
You think acting could be your purpose?

365
00:20:39,990 --> 00:20:42,020
I don't know... I just... I don't...

366
00:20:42,030 --> 00:20:44,389
I just feel really motivated
right now or something.

367
00:20:44,390 --> 00:20:46,349
- It made me feel really good.
- Okay, but what about

368
00:20:46,350 --> 00:20:48,049
what we do together, Barry?

369
00:20:48,050 --> 00:20:50,719
Well, you know they told me a
very small percentage of actors

370
00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:52,540
actually make a living acting, you know,

371
00:20:52,550 --> 00:20:55,960
so most of them have day jobs, so
I just figured I'd do night hits.

372
00:20:55,970 --> 00:20:58,489
- or something...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, just... sit.

373
00:20:58,490 --> 00:21:00,910
Okay. Now, Barry...

374
00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:07,130
acting is a... is a very
face-forward type of job. It's...

375
00:21:10,290 --> 00:21:14,829
it's a direct conflict to being
someone who anonymously kills people.

376
00:21:14,830 --> 00:21:17,540
You want to have a hobby or
something, you could take up...

377
00:21:17,850 --> 00:21:20,310
painting. You know, Hitler painted.

378
00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:24,440
John Wayne Gacy painted.
It's a good solid hobby.

379
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:26,009
Never got in the way
of what they're doing.

380
00:21:26,010 --> 00:21:27,640
These are professional actors...

381
00:21:27,650 --> 00:21:30,619
and... they're the real deal
and they say I got something.

382
00:21:30,620 --> 00:21:31,869
No, I get... I get it, I get it,

383
00:21:31,870 --> 00:21:33,380
but I think you gotta
think this thing through.

384
00:21:33,390 --> 00:21:35,760
I mean, you wanna... you wanna
go out there and try to burn a guy

385
00:21:35,770 --> 00:21:39,580
and have him say, "Hey, there's the
guy from the chicken commercial".

386
00:21:39,950 --> 00:21:41,640
I don't know if I'd do commercials.

387
00:21:43,050 --> 00:21:47,320
Barry... when you decided
to do this for a living

388
00:21:47,330 --> 00:21:50,500
you closed the door on being
able to do anything else.

389
00:21:51,290 --> 00:21:54,000
You're a killer, Barry.
You kill the bad guys.

390
00:21:54,010 --> 00:21:55,610
Yeah, but this Ryan
guy wasn't a bad guy.

391
00:21:55,620 --> 00:21:59,560
- He lent me a book. He's...
- No, no, no. Stop thinking. Kill Ryan.

392
00:21:59,660 --> 00:22:02,779
These Chechens are the scariest
people I have ever worked with

393
00:22:02,780 --> 00:22:05,320
and they're talking about
taking you off this job.

394
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:08,240
Off the job?

395
00:22:08,250 --> 00:22:12,870
I'm sorry, but I don't feel like
dying over some wannabe actor.

396
00:22:14,780 --> 00:22:16,570
Yeah. No. Yeah.

397
00:22:16,580 --> 00:22:18,430
This is what you do.

398
00:22:18,530 --> 00:22:20,340
This is all you do.

399
00:22:21,260 --> 00:22:22,820
You understand?

400
00:22:24,750 --> 00:22:25,950
Yeah.

401
00:22:26,370 --> 00:22:27,570
Okay, good.

402
00:23:31,860 --> 00:23:34,569
- Hey, Mr. Cousineau.
- You weren't in class today.

403
00:23:34,570 --> 00:23:36,859
- Yeah, no, I know.
- Ryan was very upset.

404
00:23:36,860 --> 00:23:39,069
Yeah, no, I, ah... I gotta leave town.

405
00:23:39,070 --> 00:23:40,890
I'm so sorry to hear that.

406
00:23:41,110 --> 00:23:43,850
Hey, Mr. Cousineau, uh,
I was wondering, um...

407
00:23:44,610 --> 00:23:46,910
do you think I was good
enough to be in your class.

408
00:23:49,730 --> 00:23:51,730
No Barry I don't.
409
00:23:52,750 --> 00:23:55,050
What you did was dog shit.

410
00:23:55,060 --> 00:23:57,550
I mean, really, really awful.

411
00:23:57,650 --> 00:23:59,130
Dumb acting, I'd call it.

412
00:23:59,140 --> 00:24:00,380
Do you know why?

413
00:24:01,550 --> 00:24:04,270
Because acting is truth...

414
00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:06,820
and I saw no truth.

415
00:24:06,870 --> 00:24:09,080
So, here's my advice to you.

416
00:24:09,190 --> 00:24:12,560
You go back to whatever nook
of the world you call home

417
00:24:12,570 --> 00:24:14,979
and you do whatever
it is you're good at.

418
00:24:14,980 --> 00:24:16,550
Because this...

419
00:24:16,630 --> 00:24:18,320
is not it.

420
00:24:19,130 --> 00:24:20,980
You wanna know what I'm good at?

421
00:24:22,140 --> 00:24:23,680
I'm good at killing people.

422
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:29,730
You know, when I got back
from Afghanistan I, ah...
423
00:24:30,290 --> 00:24:31,709
was really depressed.

424
00:24:31,710 --> 00:24:33,930
You know, like I didn't leave
my house for months, and ah...

425
00:24:34,110 --> 00:24:36,450
this friend of my dad's, he's, uh...

426
00:24:36,530 --> 00:24:38,449
he's like an uncle to me. He, uh...

427
00:24:38,450 --> 00:24:40,620
he helped me out and
he gave me a purpose.

428
00:24:41,970 --> 00:24:43,360
He told me that...

429
00:24:43,970 --> 00:24:46,580
that what I was good at over
there could be useful here...

430
00:24:47,090 --> 00:24:48,500
and, uh...

431
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,430
it's a job.

432
00:24:50,970 --> 00:24:53,099
You know. All right the money's good,

433
00:24:53,100 --> 00:24:55,690
and, uh these people I
take out like they're...

434
00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:59,850
they're bad people, you know,
like they're pieces of shit. Um...

435
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:03,440
But lately, you know I've...

436
00:25:03,770 --> 00:25:05,810
like, I'm not sleeping and, ah...

437
00:25:08,290 --> 00:25:10,730
that depressed feeling's back, you know.

438
00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:14,320
Like...

439
00:25:14,620 --> 00:25:17,160
like I know there's more to me..

440
00:25:17,350 --> 00:25:18,550
than that.

441
00:25:20,740 --> 00:25:22,600
Maybe, I don't know...

442
00:25:23,860 --> 00:25:25,360
maybe there's not.

443
00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:29,620
Maybe this is all I'm
good at. I don't know.

444
00:25:36,050 --> 00:25:37,580
Anyway, forget it.

445
00:25:38,150 --> 00:25:39,510
I'm sorry to bother you.

446
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:41,970
What's that from?

447
00:25:43,830 --> 00:25:45,030
What?

448
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:47,460
Are you telling me that
was an improvisation?

449
00:25:48,010 --> 00:25:49,210
Huh!

450
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:50,600
Interesting.
451
00:25:50,890 --> 00:25:53,179
Well, the story's nonsense but...

452
00:25:53,180 --> 00:25:54,690
there's something to work with.

453
00:25:56,290 --> 00:25:57,870
My class is not cheap.

454
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:00,659
- Well, that's not a problem.
- You pay in cash.

455
00:26:00,660 --> 00:26:02,220
- Yeah.
- You pay in advance.

456
00:26:02,250 --> 00:26:02,960
I can do that.

457
00:26:02,970 --> 00:26:05,650
Next class, tomorrow, 2:00 PM.

458
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:08,250
- We start on time.
- Absolutely.

459
00:26:08,310 --> 00:26:09,930
What's your last name again?

460
00:26:10,530 --> 00:26:11,730
Block.

461
00:26:12,300 --> 00:26:13,500
Barry Block.

462
00:26:13,510 --> 00:26:15,710
- You pay in advance.
- Yeah, no, I know.

463
00:26:15,830 --> 00:26:17,360
Gene M. Cousineau...

464
00:26:18,010 --> 00:26:19,880
I look forward to this journey

465
00:26:19,890 --> 00:26:22,340
- Great. Oh... whoa!
- Watch your toes.

466
00:26:33,100 --> 00:26:35,600
_

467
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:38,750
_

468
00:27:27,170 --> 00:27:28,500
What's going on guys?

469
00:27:29,210 --> 00:27:32,220
- ***. Waste him!
- Now, now, now!

470
00:27:32,230 --> 00:27:34,569
- Now, take the shot! Shoot him, now!
- Hey...

471
00:27:34,570 --> 00:27:36,040
Don't pull that gun on me, man.

472
00:27:36,050 --> 00:27:38,159
- Come on, Cristobal!
- Don't pull that gun on me.

473
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:39,760
- Take the shot!
- ***.

474
00:27:39,770 --> 00:27:41,080
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

475
00:27:52,220 --> 00:27:53,420
Fuck!

476
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:33,220
Oh, thank you.

477
00:28:33,730 --> 00:28:36,350
Oh, wonder what's going on out there?
478
00:28:36,830 --> 00:28:39,140
- Do you have whiskey?
- No.

479
00:28:39,250 --> 00:28:40,570
We have herbal tea.

480
00:28:41,070 --> 00:28:42,430
I'll have an herbal tea.

481
00:28:43,690 --> 00:28:44,980
What have you got there?

482
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,420
Oh, I've got an audition tomorrow.

483
00:28:47,670 --> 00:28:48,980
I'm an actor.

484
00:28:52,050 --> 00:28:53,250
So am I.

485
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:11,840
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