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[GRUNTING]

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- Oh, yeah!
- Yeah!

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- Oh!
- Oh, look at me.

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I want to see those tiny things again.

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- Oh!
- Ugh!

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Stay sexy. Stay sexy.

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Those tits.

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- Oh! OK. Yeah!
- They are so fucking tiny.

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May I...?

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Oh, yeah.

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Erm.

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Oh, God.

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There's always a stage
when someone's falling

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in love with you that
they lose their erection.

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They get confused, they panic,
the stakes get too high,

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the blood rushes from their dick
to their heart.

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- Oh, Jesus.
- And everything is fucked.

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Oh!

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What?

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Oh, no, I don't think Hillary
is going to want to hear this.

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Oh, go on.

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- No.
- Oh, go on.

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OK, an 11-year-old boy
was put in juvenile prison

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for repeatedly sticking
rubber ended pencils

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up his school hamster's arsehole.
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- What?
- Yeah.

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Why would they do that?

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Apparently he liked it
when their eyes popped out.

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No, why would they send him away?

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He needs help.

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She was a surprising person.

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They shouldn't have just locked him up.

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He pencil-fucked a hamster.

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Yeah, but he's obviously not happy,
happy people wouldn't do things like that.

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- Fair point.
- And anyway,

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that's the very reason why they put
rubbers on the end of pencils.

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To fuck hamsters?

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No, because people make mistakes.

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Hey.

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Hey.

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Hey.

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- Look, about last night.
- Uh-oh.

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I don't usually connect with women.

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I know, that's what I like about you.

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Yeah, OK, erm.

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I, erm...

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[HE EXHALES LOUDLY]

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Wow.

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This must be what insecure feels like.

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Actually, can we speak about this later?
I want to find the right words for you.

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I'll see you at the sexhibition?

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- Yeah, I'll see you there.
- I'm going to go to yoga.

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OK.

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- Marvellous.
- I'm so relieved you're here.

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Hi.

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And, hello, good looking.

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Hello.

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Thank you.

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- Well clung to.
- Thank you.

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Does it get very boring,

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everyone telling you how gorgeous
you are all the time?

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- A little.
- Should we, erm...

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Oh, yes, I won't forget this, I promise.

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Oh, sure. Is Claire here yet?

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No, not yet, you're an angel
for being here.

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Would you just hold on to that?
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There are bottles for topping up
on the little bar just inside.

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I'm the luckiest thing to have you.

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And, erm...

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...there.

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You're a natural.

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[LAUGHTER]

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No, really, though, this sexhibition isn't
about me trying to get you all aroused,

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it's about the beauty of sex.

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And how it brings us all together.

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How it excites and connects,
how it opens people's minds,

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after all, sex got us all here.

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Sex brings life.

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I've been building this sexhibition
since I was 11 and a quarter,

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which is when I first climaxed
by accident on a bidet.

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The bidet is, of course,

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exhibited here, as are all of the pieces
from my first ever sexhibition.

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All apart from one.

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A few weeks ago one of my most delicate
pieces was stolen from my studio.

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But in a sense it was a blessing.

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In fact, her brutal snatching made me
think of the women of the world

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they've been robbed of their freedom,
of their happiness, and,

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in the saddest of cases,
of their bodies.

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So in many ways I have to thank
the thief for creating my most

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profound piece of work to date...

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<i>A Woman Robbed</i>.

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[CLAPPING]

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Now, I would ask you all to leave
your genitals at the door

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and bring your minds to these pieces.

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I don't believe people always think
about sex when they see a naked body,

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I believe they think about
their own minds, their own bodies,

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and their own power.

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And that's what this show
is really about...

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...it's about power.

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Thank you.

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[CLAPPING]

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Beautiful.

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Claire, it's me, just wondering
where you are,

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because I am very much here
and waiting for you.

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OK, bye.

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Dammit, Claire. Have you seen a sort
of stressed out version of me

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anywhere?

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Is it weird that my mouth's watering?

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It's really fantastic work,
honestly, it's amazing.

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Thank you so much.

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Yes, it's extraordinary.

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Really, really moving.

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Present. I'd love one
of these on my floor...

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...like a rug with perks.

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I'm sure you would, but it's very
securely nailed to the wall this evening.

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- Have you found your father yet?
- Oh, yes, I think he's by the coats.

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Oh, no, no, have you found
your father yet?

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It's just so very obvious to me.

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Yeah.
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- Oh, Connor.
- Whoops.

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Look, about this morning...

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Listen, what I was trying to say is...

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Here we go.

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I didn't realise this until
we were having sex earlier and

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- I lost my...
- Erection.

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- Erection.
- One more time.

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Erection.

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But it made me realise...
I'm in love.

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Oh.

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OK, I mean,
I don't really know what to...

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I don't want to have sex
with anyone else,

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and that's never happened to me before.
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I'm in love.

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And I need to tell her.

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Her?

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Yeah, we've been together
for a couple of months.

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And physically she just never satisfied
me, she has these really massive,

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bouncy tits that really
don't do anything for me.

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And you just kept turning up
like this sexy...

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...plank.

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And it confused me.

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I just don't think I should be fucking
around behind her back any more.

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I just thought I should say that I am

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sorry if I have

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led you on.

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Oh, no.

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God, no, my ex is due back
any day now anyway, so,

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it's erm...

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I'm happy for you.

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I... I knew you wouldn't give a shit.

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What can I say?

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I'm sorry, I don't give a shit.

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Cool.

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Never wear padding, OK?

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Claire, where are you?

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I can't survive much longer
in this sea of penises.

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I don't know anyone. And, so...

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Harry?

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Harry?

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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What did she do to you?

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We just, you know,
covered me in plaster and

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left me in the garden
for a couple of hours.

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Oh, God, hi.

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Oh, it's so good to see you.

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Oh.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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Hi.

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Hi.

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I'm just going to go and browse around.

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It was really nice to meet you.

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You, too.

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That's... Elaine.

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We're...

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Did you see that really
good-looking guy that came in with me?

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No, but I saw a really good-looking
guy on his motorbike outside, why?

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Oh, yeah, that's, he, erm,
well, he and I...

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Oh! Great.

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Yeah, he just dumped me, so...

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Oh!

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I'm sorry.

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This is very... you.

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Yeah, yeah, she said you were cool
with us doing...

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...that.

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I don't... I don't know why she...

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...where's my penis?

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Oh, it's on the wall over there,
second from the left.
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Oh.

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I should probably go and find Elaine,
she doesn't like being left on her own.

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You've still got some stuff at the flat.

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I've been rolling around in my lingerie,

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all over it, waiting for you
to come and collect it.

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Yeah, I...

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Just your Tupperware,
and your TV, and your dinosaur plate.

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Oh, I got a new dinosaur plate,
but, erm...

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Yeah, but,

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thank you, but, you can keep those.

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Hey,

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do you still wank about me sometimes?

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No.

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Elaine.
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Claire. My God, it's been hell,
where have you been?

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I, erm...

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All parked up.

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Hello, you.

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We almost didn't make it, but, erm...

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We didn't want to let the old boy down.

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But, I thought...

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We're just going to do a quick
whizz around, to show our faces.

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OK, but...

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We're just going to do
a quick whizz around.

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Sorry, could you just, could you do
something with those? Thank you.

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[SHE CLICKS HER FINGERS]

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[SHE MOUTHS]

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[GLASS SHATTERS]

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[GASPS]

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[SHE MOUTHS]

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[SOFTLY]: Don't.

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Don't!

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[CRASH]

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[GASPS]

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[SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
The joys of butter-fingered staff.

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Stop making a spectacle of yourself
and clean that up.

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You clean that up.

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Apologise.

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I'm sorry.

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Turns out I'm not
such a natural after all.

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Oh, fuck off.

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I'm just going to say this once...

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I deserve to be happy,
I am allowed to move on,

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I have a good life
and I'm happy, all right?

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All right? If you don't mind...

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...I'm going to go and get...

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...my cardy from the car.

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It's a little chilly.

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I'm sorry you had to hear that...

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...but you did have to hear it.

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No, no, she'll do it.

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- What the fuck was that?
- What is he doing here?

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You're not going to Finland.

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Oh, God.

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What are you doing here?

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I'm helping.

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- He is...
- He didn't try to kiss you.

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He did.

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He says it was more
like the other way around.

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What?

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Well, that's just not true.

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No, fuck you.

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- Please don't...
- Claire. No, Claire,

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he came out into the garden...

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- I don't want to hear it.
- Claire, you have to believe me.

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How can I believe you?

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Because I'm your sister.

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After what you did to Boo?

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He slept with someone else, he said,

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he told me he fucked someone else.

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I'm sorry,

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but you just have to see it
from my point of view.

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Come on.

262
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I think I love him.

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I'm going to hurt myself,
I'm going to get hit by a bike,

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and then hurt my finger and then
he's going to have to come and see me

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in the hospital and be really sorry
for what he did.

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[HE SOBS]

267
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I don't know where you came from.

268
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What, you don't think we are the same?

269
00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:14,940
You have the same lines
on your forehead as me.

270
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Thank you for fixating on them.

271
00:17:18,980 --> 00:17:20,660
- And you're stubborn.
- Snap.

272
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- And sad.
- Not born sad.

273
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:26,219
- Some people are.
- You weren't.

274
00:17:26,220 --> 00:17:27,780
No, I guess not.

275
00:17:34,660 --> 00:17:38,579
Jesus, why do daughters get to say
that they're fucked up by their fathers

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when it's so often the other way round?

277
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Why do you do that to yourself?

278
00:17:56,780 --> 00:17:57,820
Looks cool.

279
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I think your mother would have admired
your little performance up there.

280
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Do you ever think about her?

281
00:18:13,020 --> 00:18:14,140
Yeah.

282
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Do you think about your friend?

283
00:18:18,940 --> 00:18:20,860
- All the time.
- Well...

284
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I'm sorry.
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I...

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...think you should go.

287
00:19:11,060 --> 00:19:13,779
'Hi, this is Boo. I can't come
to the phone right now,

288
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'but please leave me a messiagio
and I'll get back to you.'

289
00:19:21,900 --> 00:19:25,019
'Hi, this is Boo. I can't come
to the phone right now,

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'but please leave me a messiagio
and I'll get back to you.'

291
00:20:20,020 --> 00:20:21,060
Are you OK?

292
00:20:24,580 --> 00:20:25,620
Big night, then?

293
00:20:31,820 --> 00:20:33,140
Mmm.

294
00:20:34,060 --> 00:20:35,100
What?

295
00:20:37,260 --> 00:20:41,899
I thought in the application
for your loan it said you ran a café

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for guinea pigs.

297
00:20:44,820 --> 00:20:47,499
That's why I thought it was funny.
I...

298
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never thought guinea pigs needed...

299
00:20:49,180 --> 00:20:50,220
It's guinea pig themed.

300
00:20:51,780 --> 00:20:53,098
- OK.
- Yeah.

301
00:20:53,123 --> 00:20:54,598
- That makes sense.
- Yeah.

302
00:21:02,260 --> 00:21:04,220
Can I get you a cup of tea?

303
00:21:05,380 --> 00:21:07,139
I've run out.

304
00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:08,180
Coffee?

305
00:21:09,700 --> 00:21:10,740
Run out.

306
00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:18,980
Well, I should probably be
heading back to the office.

307
00:21:22,780 --> 00:21:25,299
Cafes are a very...

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difficult business.

309
00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:29,980
You've certainly made this one very...

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...unique.

311
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I also fucked it into liquidation.

312
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OK.

313
00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:44,100
And I fucked up my family.

314
00:21:45,660 --> 00:21:47,379
Did you?

315
00:21:47,380 --> 00:21:49,580
And I fucked my friend
by fucking her boyfriend.

316
00:21:51,820 --> 00:21:52,860
Right.

317
00:21:54,540 --> 00:21:58,540
And sometimes I wish I didn't even
know that fucking existed.

318
00:21:59,820 --> 00:22:03,259
And I know that my body, as it is now,
really is the only thing I have left,

319
00:22:03,260 --> 00:22:06,500
and when that gets old and
unfuckable I may as well just kill it.

320
00:22:10,340 --> 00:22:12,260
And somehow there isn't
anything worse...

321
00:22:13,380 --> 00:22:15,860
...than someone
who doesn't want to fuck me.

322
00:22:17,900 --> 00:22:19,380
I fuck everything...

323
00:22:21,220 --> 00:22:25,620
...except for when I was in your office,
I really wasn't trying to have sex.

324
00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:32,459
You know, everyone feels
like this a little bit,
325
00:22:32,460 --> 00:22:35,219
and they're just not talking about it,

326
00:22:35,220 --> 00:22:37,660
or I'm completely fucking alone...

327
00:22:40,980 --> 00:22:42,580
...which isn't fucking funny.

328
00:22:52,300 --> 00:22:53,380
Right, well...

329
00:22:55,420 --> 00:22:57,260
...I should probably, erm...

330
00:22:59,940 --> 00:23:01,420
...I should probably, erm...

331
00:23:05,020 --> 00:23:06,300
...I should probably...

332
00:23:40,300 --> 00:23:41,820
People make mistakes.

333
00:23:49,420 --> 00:23:51,580
It's why they put rubbers
on the ends of pencils.

334
00:23:53,860 --> 00:23:54,900
Is that a joke?

335
00:23:56,780 --> 00:23:57,820
I don't know.

336
00:24:01,780 --> 00:24:04,060
I think we should start
your interview again.

337
00:24:07,380 --> 00:24:08,979
Here?

338
00:24:08,980 --> 00:24:10,299
Yeah.

339
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Go on.

340
00:24:12,180 --> 00:24:13,220
OK.

341
00:24:14,220 --> 00:24:16,340
Well, thank you for coming in.

342
00:24:18,780 --> 00:24:19,820
No problem.

343
00:24:21,780 --> 00:24:24,380
I've read through your application form.

344
00:24:25,860 --> 00:24:29,099
It says you run a café for guinea pigs.

345
00:24:29,100 --> 00:24:31,619
[SHE LAUGHS]

346
00:24:31,620 --> 00:24:32,820
Told you it was funny.

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