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MR. ROBOT PILOT 1.
1 BLACK. 1
ELLIOT (V.O.)
Hello friend. Hello friend? That’s
lame. Maybe I should give you a
name? But that’s a slippery slope.
You’re only in my head. We have to
remember that.
(then)
Shit. It’s actually happened. I’m
talking to an imaginary person.
ELLIOT (V.O.)
What I’m about to tell you is top
secret. A conspiracy bigger than
all of us. There’s a powerful group
of people out there that are
secretly running the world.
(then)
I’m talking about the guys no one
knows about. The guys that are
invisible. The top one percent of
the top one percent. The guys that
play God without permission.
CUT TO BLACK.
ELLIOT (V.O.)
And now I think they’re following
me.
ELLIOT (V.O.)
This is about last night. I should
have gone to Angela’s birthday
party. Instead I went to --
(CONTINUED)
MR. ROBOT PILOT 2.
3 CONTINUED: 3
ELLIOT
You’re Ron.
ELLIOT
But your real name is Rohit Mehta.
You changed it to Ron when you
bought your first Ron’s Coffee Shop
six years ago. Now you have
seventeen of them with eight more
coming next quarter.
RON
May I help you with something?
ELLIOT
I liked coming here because your
WIFI was fast. You’re one of the
few places that has a fiber
connection with gigabit speed. It’s
good. So good, it scratched that
part of my mind-- the part that
doesn’t allow good to exist without
condition. So, I started
intercepting all the traffic on
your network and that’s when I
noticed something strange--
(looks down)
That’s when I decided to hack you.
ELLIOT
I know you run a website called
Plato’s Boys.
RON
Pardon me?
ELLIOT
You’re using Tor networking to keep
the servers anonymous, you made it
really hard for anyone to see it.
(beat)
But I saw it.
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
MR. ROBOT PILOT 3.
3 CONTINUED: 3
ELLIOT (CONT'D)
The onion routing protocol is not
as anonymous as you think it is.
Whoever’s in control of the exit
nodes is also in control of the
traffic which makes me the one...
(beat)
In control.
RON
I must ask you to kindly leave.
ELLIOT
I own everything.
ELLIOT
All your emails, all your files,
all your...pics.
RON
Get out of here right now, or I
will call the--
ELLIOT
Police? Do you want them to find
out about the 100TB of child
pornography you serve to your
400,000 users?
For a moment, all that can be heard is the soft musak and
quiet sipping of coffee from the other patrons. Ron looks
down, cornered and speechless. Elliot looks genuinely
sympathetic.
ELLIOT
Personally, man, I was hoping it
was just gonna be some BDSM stuff.
You realize how much simpler that
would have been?
RON
I did not hurt anyone, I never did--
that’s my personal life.
(CONTINUED)
MR. ROBOT PILOT 4.
3 CONTINUED: 3
ELLIOT
I understand what it’s like to be
different. I’m very different too.
I mean, I don’t jerk off to little
kids, but... I don’t know how to
talk to people. My dad was the only
one I could talk to. But he died.
RON
I’m sorry to hear that. How did he
pass, may I ask?
ELLIOT
Leukemia. Definitely got it from
radiation at the company he worked
at, though I couldn’t prove it. Now
he’s dead. The company’s fine
though.
Ron can’t help but cry. Elliot genuinely feels for him.
ELLIOT
Hey, it’s okay, Rohit. You don’t
have to worry anymore.
RON
I don’t understand.
(off Elliot’s silence)
Are you blackmailing me? So that’s
what this is about. Money. That’s
all you care about. No. If I pay
you now, you will want more and
more. No matter how much I give,
you will inform the police anyway.
I won’t pay you, sir. Remember, you
also broke the law.
ELLIOT
Actually, you’re right. Partly.
(beat)
See, I usually do this kind of
thing from my computer. This time,
I wanted to do it AFK-- in person.
I’m trying to work on my social
anxiety. But there’s always the
threat of you fleeing after I call
you out. You’d tell your sys admin
to take the servers down, wipe all
the data.
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
MR. ROBOT PILOT 5.
3 CONTINUED: 3
ELLIOT (CONT'D)
So I made sure to include the
current time and location on my
anonymous tip-
RON
Wait, hold on! I will give you the
money. I will pay. How much do you
want?! I’ll pay you.
ELLIOT
That’s the part you were wrong
about, Rohit. I don’t give a shit
about money.
FBI AGENTS race into the shop as Elliot breezes past them,
heading out, leaving the chaos to surround the destroyed Ron.
Back to present day, Elliot snaps awake. He eyes the two MEN
IN BLACK who still sneak looks at him.
ELLIOT (V.O.)
Now I’m being followed. The higher
ups don’t like someone with my
powers. In three short minutes, I
destroyed a man's business, life,
existence. I deleted him--
On the far end of the packed train, a MAN yawns loudly. He’s
disheveled, wears cargo pants and what looks like a gas
attendant shirt that reads: Computer Repair With A Smile.
Below it, a logo reads MR. ROBOT.
MR. ROBOT
Hey you! Heya kiddo, what’s
happening?
MR. ROBOT
Exciting time in the world right
now. Exciting time...
ELLIOT (V.O.)
But I’m only a vigilante hacker by
night. By day, just a regular cyber
security engineer, employee number
ER28-0652.
GIDEON (O.S.)
Elliot, in here!
ANGELA
Gideon, I can totally handle it.
GIDEON
They were hacked again last night.
ANGELA
Gideon, I can do it.
ELLIOT (V.O.)
That’s my childhood friend Angela.
She can be a bit high strung
sometimes but trust me, she’s one
of the good ones.
ELLIOT
What am I looking at? Is this the
log file? This was a RUDY attack.
(CONTINUED)
MR. ROBOT PILOT 7.
7 CONTINUED: 7
ELLIOT
This is awesome--
ANGELA
Gideon, will you please answer me?
GIDEON
(to Elliot)
Awesome? You think that’s awesome?
This is killing us, Elliot!
ANGELA
Gideon, I’m not leaving--
GIDEON
Angela! Let’s just see how this
meeting goes today. Their networks
are getting attacked every week.
Who knows if they’ll still even be
a client.
ELLIOT
They’re coming in?
GIDEON
What’d we say about the dress code?
GIDEON
Look over those logs and be ready
this afternoon in case they have
any questions.
Angela sighs.
ANGELA
Okay.
ELLIOT
Did you start smoking again?
ANGELA
Did you not get my texts last
night? I sent you exactly thirteen
of them.
(CONTINUED)
MR. ROBOT PILOT 8.
8 CONTINUED: 8
ELLIOT
Yeah, sorry, I couldn’t make it--
ANGELA
You promised me that you gonna try
this time.
ANGELA
Stop thinking about something else
when I’m talking to you. I hate
when you do that.
ELLIOT
Sorry, I was thinking about work.
ANGELA
Maybe that’s why Gideon loves you
so much. He thanks me all the time
for bringing you in. But for some
reason, I think you secretly hate
it here.
ELLIOT (V.O.)
She was right. I liked most of the
people, but our business-- a cyber
security firm that protects
corporations-- I can’t think of
anything I hate more.
ELLIOT
No, I love it here.
ANGELA
I’m sorry. I’m just in a bad mood.
I’m late on my last two student
loan payments and I can’t get
Gideon to give me a raise--
(CONTINUED)
MR. ROBOT PILOT 9.
10 CONTINUED: 10
OLLIE
(to Elliot)
Yo, buddy. Missed you last night,
where were you?
ELLIOT
Gotta go. Big meeting today.
OLLIE
(to Angela)
Did you find out what happened?
ANGELA
Yeah, he said he was working.
OLLIE
Come on. You gotta talk to him--
ANGELA
We’re gonna be late for the staff
meeting.
OLLIE
He can’t stand me and you know why,
Angela. I can’t have that kind of
negativity in my life--
OLLIE
Exactly what I’m talking about.
KRISTA
What are you thinking about?
ELLIOT
Nothing.
KRISTA
You wanna know what I’m thinking
about? First time you came to me...
(CONTINUED)
MR. ROBOT PILOT 10.
12 CONTINUED: 12
ELLIOT (V.O.)
I didn’t exactly come to Krista, I
was forced here. But I do like her.
Hacking her was simple, her
password: Dylan_2791. Favorite
artist and the year in which she
was born, backwards.
(beat)
Though she’s a psychologist, she’s
really bad at reading people. But
I’m good at reading people. My
secret? I look for the worst in
them.
ELLIOT (V.O.)
I know she went through a divorce
four years ago. I know she was
devastated by it and has been
dating losers on eharmony ever
since.
ELLIOT (V.O.)
Her most recent foray... Michael
Hansen. I searched for him online
but nothing came up. No LinkedIn,
no Facebook, nothing. Something
about him bugs me, scratching that
part of my mind again. But I’ll
hack him soon enough, I always do.
KRISTA
I know you’re not yelling like
before, which is good. But I can
tell you’re still holding onto it.
We need to work on your anger
issues, Elliot. You’re angry at
everyone, at society--
ELLIOT (V.O.)
Fuck society.
(CONTINUED)
MR. ROBOT PILOT 11.
14 CONTINUED: 14
KRISTA
I know you have a lot to be angry
about, but keeping it to yourself
and staying quiet like you’re
doing, it’s not going to help you.
There’s pain underneath. That’s
where our work needs to go.
KRISTA
What is it about society that
disappoints you so much?
ELLIOT (V.O.)
Oh, I don’t know, is it that we
collectively thought Steve Jobs was
a great man even when we knew he
made billions off the backs of
children?
ELLIOT (V.O)
Or maybe it’s that it feels like
all our heroes are counterfeit, the
world itself just one big hoax.
ELLIOT (V.O.)
Spamming each other with our
running commentary of bullshit
masquerading as insight, our social
media faking as intimacy.
ELLIOT (V.O.)
Or is it that we voted for this?
Not with our rigged elections--
(CONTINUED)
MR. ROBOT PILOT 12.
14 CONTINUED: 14
ELLIOT (V.O.)
But with our things, our property,
our money. I’m not saying anything
new. We all know why we do this.
Not because Hunger Games books
makes us happier.
ELLIOT (V.O.)
But because we want to be sedated.
Because it’s painful not to
pretend. Because we’re cowards.
Fuck society-- but I’ve said that
already.
ELLIOT
Nothing.
ELLIOT
Don’t be frustrated.
KRISTA
(confused)
Why shouldn’t I be?
ELLIOT
You’re different than most. You at
least try... you at least
understand.
KRISTA
(intrigued)
Understand what?
ELLIOT
What it’s like to feel alone. You
understand the pain. You want to
protect people from it. You want to
protect me from it. I respect that
about you.
KRISTA
Why do you think I know what it’s
like to feel alone?
(CONTINUED)
MR. ROBOT PILOT 13.
14 CONTINUED: 14
ELLIOT (V.O.)
Shit! From her emails.
KRISTA
Elliot?
ELLIOT
I don’t know...
KRISTA
Let’s talk about last night. Did
you go to Angela’s birthday party?
ELLIOT
Yeah. It was nice.
KRISTA
Did you try to talk to anyone?
ELLIOT
Sure. I got a girl’s number.
KRISTA
(impressed)
You did?
ELLIOT
She’s cute. She likes The Hunger
Games.
KRISTA
(back to suspicious)
You’re hiding again, Elliot. When
you hide, your delusions come back.
It’s a slippery slope.
(off his uneasy shift)
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
MR. ROBOT PILOT 14.
16 CONTINUED: 16
KRISTA (CONT'D)
Let’s talk about the men in black
you’ve been seeing. Are they still
there?
ELLIOT
No, I told you, they’re gone. The
meds you gave me are working.
OLLIE
Yo, man. Wanna do lunch today?
ELLIOT
Oh, um, yeah, I have other pla--
OLLIE
Plans, yeah, that’s what you said
the last three times I asked you.
Look, bud, you and Angela have been
close for a long time. And that’s
even more reason why I want us to
be on good terms. I just feel like
things have been awkward between
us, don’t you?
ELLIOT
I’m okay with it being awkward
between us.
OLLIE
(scoffs)
Uh, I’m not okay with that. Look
man, I love Angela, and I want us
to try to get along for her sake--
ELLIOT (V.O.)
Am I that crazy not to like this
guy? Among some of his Facebook
likes are--
(CONTINUED)
MR. ROBOT PILOT 15.
18 CONTINUED: 18
ELLIOT (V.O.)
George W. Bush’s Decision Points,
Transformers 2: Revenge of the
Fallen, and the music of Josh
Groban. Must I really justify
myself any further?
(beat)
His was the easiest to hack,
password was 123456Seven.
ELLIOT (V.O.)
I witnessed his first “I love you”
with Angela over Gchat.
ELLIOT (V.O.)
Then I witnessed the first of many
infidelities with Stella B.
ELLIOT (V.O.)
I’ve thought about telling Angela,
but she has shitty taste in men and
I’m not quite ready to see what
comes after this just yet. Plus, I
can manage Ollie easier than the
others. For now, anyway.
OLLIE
...and that’s all I mean. I just
want you to know that. I like you,
bro. And I want you to like me too.
ELLIOT
I understand. I’ll try harder.
OLLIE
That’s cool, man. Hey, whenever
you’re ready, I’d love to
just...chill...
Elliot cringes but forces himself to nod. Ollie puts his arm
on Elliot’s shoulder-- but Elliot, not comfortable with the
physical contact, brushes it away.
(CONTINUED)
MR. ROBOT PILOT 16.
19 CONTINUED: 19
OLLIE
Sorry, forgot about your no-
touching thing--
ELLIOT (V.O.)
Truth is, I shouldn’t hate Ollie.
He’s not that bad a guy. He’s too
dumb to be bad. In fact, when I
think about the really bad
people...
ELLIOT (V.O.)
E Corp. The largest conglomerate in
the world. They’re so big, they’re
literally everywhere.
ELLIOT (V.O.)
A perfect monster of modern
society. The E might as well stand
for Evil. In fact, after a
thorough, intensive self-
reprogramming, that’s all my mind
hears, sees or reads when they pop
up in my world.
(beat)
Evil Corp. Krista would have a shit
fit if she knew I did that. But
that’s what they are,
INSERT: Evil Corp’s logo, which looks like the Enron “E”
logo.
ELLIOT (V.O.)
A conglomerate of Evil. And now I
have to help them.
GIDEON
...we’ve got seven on-site
engineers on your account plus a
few off-site at the ISPs...
(CONTINUED)
MR. ROBOT PILOT 17.
19 CONTINUED: 19
ELLIOT (V.O.)
There he is, Terry Colby, the CTO.
ELLIOT (V.O.)
Even though he’s the head
technology guy at one of the
biggest companies in the world, he
owns a Blackberry.
ELLIOT (V.O.)
It also looks like he doesn’t see a
terminal very often. He’s not a
techie. He’s a moron.
ELLIOT (V.O.)
An arrogant moron. The worst kind.
TYRELL
Tyrell Wellick. Senior Vice
President, Technology--
ELLIOT
I’m...Elliot. Just a tech.
TYRELL
Don’t be so humble. You know, I
started exactly where you are and
to be honest, my heart is still
there.
(looking at his screen)
So I see you’re running Gnome. I’m
on KDE myself. I know this desktop
environment is supposed to be
better, but you know what they say,
old habits, they die hard.
(CONTINUED)
MR. ROBOT PILOT 18.
19 CONTINUED: 19
ELLIOT (V.O.)
An executive running Linux? But--
TYRELL
I know what you’re thinking, I’m an
executive, why am I even running
Linux? Again, old habits.
TYRELL
It’s going to be fun working with
you. I should join the rest of the
group. Bonsoir, Elliot.
ELLIOT (V.O.)
Sometimes I dream of saving the
world. Saving everyone from the
invisible hand.
ELLIOT (V.O.)
One that brands us with an employee
badge.
ELLIOT (V.O.)
The one that forces us to work for
them. The one that controls us
everyday without us knowing it. But
I can’t stop it.
ELLIOT (V.O.)
I’m not that special.
MR. ROBOT PILOT 19.
ELLIOT (V.O.)
I’m just anonymous. I’m just alone.
ELLIOT (V.O.)
If it weren’t for Qwerty, I’d be
completely empty.
ELLIOT (V.O.)
I hate when I can’t hold in my
loneliness-- this crying has been
happening too often, every other
week now. What do normal people do
when they get this sad? They reach
out to friends or family, I think?
ELLIOT (V.O.)
That’s not an option.
ELLIOT (V.O.)
I do morphine.
ELLIOT (V.O.)
The key to doing morphine without
turning into a junkie is to limit
yourself to 30mg a day. Anything
more just builds up your tolerance.
I check every pill I get for
purity, I have 8mg Suboxone for
maintenance in case I go through
withdrawals--
(CONTINUED)
MR. ROBOT PILOT 20.
23 CONTINUED: 23
ELLIOT (V.O.)
Shit! I’m out again.
ELLIOT
How much?
SHAYLA
On the house.
ELLIOT
No, Shayla, not doing that. This is
just a regular drug deal, like it
always is.
Elliot offers her cash. Shayla resigns herself and takes it.
SHAYLA
Fine.
(beat)
Oh yeah, so what are you up to
tonight? Cause I tried to post
something on your Facebook and
couldn’t find you.
ELLIOT
I’m not on Facebook.
SHAYLA
Why not?
ELLIOT
Because I hate Facebook.
SHAYLA
(offended)
That’s crazy.
SHAYLA
Well... you wanna do these together
then? Pure Molly.
ELLIOT (V.O.)
Don’t ever make decisions when
you’re on morphine.
(off his phone’s beep)
Instagram check-in for Krista at
Pierre Loti. Okay Michael Hanson,
time to find out who you really
are.
ELLIOT
Yes, hi... I think I left my keys
in one of your cabs-- Number
56Y2... sure.
ELLIOT
306 Hawthorne. Thank you.
(CONTINUED)
MR. ROBOT PILOT 22.
28 CONTINUED: 28
MICHAEL
Come on, asshole, piss already.
MICHAEL
GO!
ELLIOT
Hey!
ELLIOT
Can I borrow your phone? Mine’s
dead and I need to call my mom.
ELLIOT
No answer. Thanks anyway.
ELLIOT
Angela? Everything okay?
INTERCUT WITH:
ANGELA
I need you to come to AllSafe.
(CONTINUED)
MR. ROBOT PILOT 23.
30 CONTINUED: 30
ELLIOT
You’re there? It’s three in the
morning.
ANGELA
They attacked Evil Corp’s servers
again. But it’s bad this time. It’s
a DDoS attack.
ELLIOT
Did you call Lloyd? He’s on call--
ANGELA
Yeah, he’s here.
ELLIOT
Is he talking to their tech
department?
ANGELA
He’s online with them, but so far,
nothing. This is bad, Elliot. It’s
been down for almost an hour.
(lowered)
I don’t think Lloyd can fix this.
Look, Gideon just put me on this
account. I can’t screw up the first
week. I need you. Please.
ELLIOT
I’ll be right there.
ELLIOT
Calm down, it’s only been an hour.
ANGELA
Yeah, well, an hour in Evil Corp’s
time is like 13 million dollars in
revenue. Approximately. Actually, I
calculated that. That’s exactly how
much they lost.
ELLIOT
Don’t worry, I got you.
(CONTINUED)
MR. ROBOT PILOT 24.
31 CONTINUED: 31
ELLIOT
Lloyd, what’s up?
ELLIOT
Lloyd!
LLOYD
Elliot. This is bad. Worst DDoS
attack I’ve ever seen--
ELLIOT
Did you reconfigure the DNS?
LLOYD
Yes.
ELLIOT
Stop the services.
LLOYD
I already stopped the services,
tried to reboot the servers, but
they’re not coming back up. Dude,
someone is straight up
fingerblasting their entire network
right now.
ANGELA
They just started reporting on the
outage.
ELLIOT (V.O.)
Shit, this is worse than I thought.
They’re in the network.
Gideon storms in. Even though he’s angry, he keeps his cool.
(CONTINUED)
MR. ROBOT PILOT 25.
31 CONTINUED: 31
GIDEON
What’s the status update-- I
thought we set up security
protocols so this doesn’t happen--
where is the attack coming from?
ELLIOT
Everywhere obviously. USA, Finland,
Thailand, Kuwait--
GIDEON
Start restarting the services, load
sharing, redirect the traffic and
call Prolexic for help.
GIDEON
What?
ELLIOT
I don’t think this is just a DDoS
attack.
(off their looks)
I think they’ve got a rootkit
sitting inside the servers.
ANGELA
What’s a rootkit?
LLOYD
It’s like a crazy serial rapist
with a very big dick.
ANGELA
Jesus, Lloyd!
LLOYD
Sorry! It’s malicious code that
completely takes over their system.
It can delete system files, install
programs, viruses, worms--
ANGELA
How do we stop it?
LLOYD
That’s the thing, it’s
fundamentally invisible. You can’t
stop it.
(looking at the screens)
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
MR. ROBOT PILOT 26.
31 CONTINUED: 31
LLOYD (CONT'D)
All of their servers are timing
out, none of them are coming back
up--
ELLIOT
That’s because every time we
restart a server, the virus
replicates itself during boot up
then crashes the host.
LLOYD
How are we supposed to bring up the
network if we can’t restart the
servers?
ELLIOT
We can’t. Which is what they
wanted. By defending ourselves, we
ended up spreading the virus
everywhere.
(beat)
Only thing we can do is-- we gotta
take the whole system offline. Wipe
the infected servers clean, then
bring them back up.
GIDEON
You’re coming with me.
(to Lloyd)
Lloyd, tell everybody to start
taking everything offline.
(into the phone)
The server farms, in Dulles...
we’re gonna need the jet...
Elliot and Gideon leave the private Evil Corp jet led by
SECURITY and into a black sedan. It takes off.
MR. ROBOT PILOT 27.
GIDEON
They’re booting the network back
up. Now, you’re downloading the
logs, right? We have to know who--
ELLIOT
Stop! Tell them to stop.
GIDEON
What?
ELLIOT
Don’t start the boot sequence. You
guys missed one. There’s an
infected server up and running.
ELLIOT
What’s the ETA before it hits this
server?
The nervous tech shrugs. Elliot goes back on his laptop and
starts typing. Gideon joins him.
ELLIOT
Is the backup server up and
running?
NERVOUS TECH
It's ready, but not configured for
auto switch.
ELLIOT
We need to redirect the traffic,
need to switch DNS--
(to himself)
You got this, you got this, you got
this.
(CONTINUED)
MR. ROBOT PILOT 28.
34 CONTINUED: 34
GIDEON
Oh this is impossible.
(to everyone)
It’s almost at the bad server!
ELLIOT
We still up?
GIDEON
We’re okay.
ELLIOT
I’m gonna take a look at the
infected server. Give me a minute.
GIDEON
I’ll meet you at the elevators.
ELLIOT (V.O.)
They must have left a mark or
something. Every hacker loves
attention. They don’t just do DDoS
attacks for no reason--
ELLIOT (V.O.)
This is it? Fsociety? Is that
supposed to be a joke? This was way
too easy. They didn’t hide it well
at all.
(CONTINUED)
MR. ROBOT PILOT 29.
34 CONTINUED: 34
ELLIOT (V.O.)
This note is for me. They’re
telling me to leave it here. But
why? It doesn’t matter, time to
shut them down.
ELLIOT (V.O.)
Why can’t I delete it?
(he can’t)
I don’t want to delete it. I want
it to stay. What’s wrong with me?
ELLIOT (V.O.)
I’ll reconfigure the access to the
root directory so only I can use
it. No one will know.
GIDEON
Did you know that I’m gay?
ELLIOT
Uh...no.
GIDEON
Consider this me coming out to you
then, okay? It’s hard, because I
don’t like to talk about my sex
life. But my partner-- he gets very
paranoid, he thinks I’m ashamed of--
He wants me to be more public about
it. So, anyway, I’m gay.
ELLIOT
(awkward pause)
Thanks.
(CONTINUED)
MR. ROBOT PILOT 30.
35 CONTINUED: 35
GIDEON
Yeah.
ELLIOT
Don’t worry about it. Hackers have
a short attention span. They’ll get
bored, harass someone else--
GIDEON
Evil Corp is thinking about leaving
us. And, I don’t know if I can
blame them...
ELLIOT
They could’ve called their other
security teams. They called you.
GIDEON
Someone over there likes us, but
Terry Colby, he’s getting the
pressure-- and he calls the shots.
Evil Corp is eighty percent of our
business. If we lose them, that’s
gonna be it for us. That’s gonna be
it for me.
Gideon takes another sip of his wine and leans back in his
chair. He looks up, hopeless, unsettled. He looks over.
GIDEON
I feel like I can talk to you. I
mean, more than the others, anyway.
GIDEON
I’m sure, in a weird way, you’ll be
happy if we went under.
(off his look)
Oh, come on. I know you hate
wearing those stupid shirts.
ELLIOT
Gideon? I promise I’ll find them.
MR. ROBOT PILOT 31.
ELLIOT (V.O.)
Evil Corp’s servers should be back
up soon enough. I’ll take a look at
the dat file. I’ll ask my IRC
contacts about fsociety when I get
home. I’ve never seen their name on
the boards though. They’ve gotta be
new. But they’re good--
MR. ROBOT
Rough night?
MR. ROBOT
I’m getting off here. I think you
should come with me. But, only if
you didn’t delete it. If you
deleted it, we got nothing to talk
about.
Mr. Robot stands and waits by the doors. Elliot sits there,
paralyzed, not knowing what to do at all.
ELLIOT
Are you talking to me?
Mr. Robot says nothing, but the empty car states the obvious.
The subway finally screeches to a halt. Elliot stands as it
stops. Mr. Robot walks off the subway. Elliot stands there
for a moment, wondering if he should follow him. He does.
ELLIOT
Who are you?
MR. ROBOT
We gotta wait for the Q.
ELLIOT
Then what?
(CONTINUED)
MR. ROBOT PILOT 32.
37 CONTINUED: 37
MR. ROBOT
Then we’re going to Brooklyn, out
by Coney Island.
ELLIOT
Why? What’s there?
MR. ROBOT
Obviously you’re gonna ask a lot of
questions. It’s weird what you’re
doing right now. I get it.
(lowered)
I can’t tell you anything until we
get there.
ELLIOT
You can’t smoke in here.
(he ignores him)
You’ve been following me. Why? What
do you want from me?
MR. ROBOT
My dad was a petty thief. Never
could hold down a job. So, he just
robbed, convenience stores, shops,
small-time stuff. One time, he sat
me down and told me something that
I never forgot. He said, “Everyone
steals, that’s how it works. You
think people out there are getting
exactly what they deserve? No.
They’re getting paid over or under,
but someone in the chain always
gets bamboozled. I steal, but I
don’t get caught, that’s my
contract with society. Now if you
can catch me stealing, then I’ll go
to jail. If you can’t, then I’ve
earned the money.”
(then)
I respected that, man. I thought
that shit was cool as a little kid.
But a few years after that, they
finally caught him, sent him to
jail. Dies five years later, my
respect goes with him. I thought he
was free, doing what he did but he
wasn’t. He was in prison.
(looks at Elliot)
Just like you are now, Elliot. But
I’m gonna break you out.
(CONTINUED)
MR. ROBOT PILOT 33.
37 CONTINUED: 37
Mr. Robot opens the backdoor. Blue, green, and gray Ethernet
cables run from all sides of the door. The sound of KEYBOARD
STROKES and CHATTER emanate from within. Mr. Robot walks in.
Elliot follows.
ELLIOT
Why would you guys actually meet
IRL?
MR. ROBOT
Remember that hacker group O-Megz?
They got outed by their own leader
to the FBI, and six hackers went to
prison for it. You know how they
got ‘em? They went into the dude’s
computers and tracked all of them
down through e-mails, VPN sessions,
chat messages, texts-- one guy, and
the whole thing comes down. It’s
what you call--
(CONTINUED)
MR. ROBOT PILOT 34.
40 CONTINUED: 40
ELLIOT
A central point of failure.
MR. ROBOT
(smiles)
Right. Because they refuse to meet
in person, they compromise each
other every time they send so much
as a smiley face. The rule here is,
it’s done here, and only here. It
ends when you walk out that door,
and begins when you walk in. Our
encryption is the real world.
ELLIOT
How do you talk to each other then?
Mr. Robot walks over to the popcorn machine and starts eating
straight out of it.
MR. ROBOT
We don’t. We come and go, work on
the project when we can.
ELLIOT
(discreet)
How do you trust them?
MR. ROBOT
I give them an exercise. If they
pass, they join us. If they fail...
ELLIOT
(realizing)
The DDoS attack...last night...you
were testing me?
Mr. Robot takes off his jacket as he smiles yes. Elliot peers
back to the hackers.
ELLIOT
You said there was a project.
What’s the project?
MR. ROBOT
That’ll come later. I just wanted
you to see the place.
They walk back into the main room. Mr. Robot sits down with
the hackers, puts his earbuds in and slaps on a pair of
sunglasses. He picks up a beast of an Evil Corp laptop and
begins typing. Elliot stands there, unsure of how to proceed.
(CONTINUED)
MR. ROBOT PILOT 35.
40 CONTINUED: 40
MR. ROBOT
(pulls out an earbud)
Not much for you to do without a
CPU.
ELLIOT (V.O.)
I’m crazy. I have to be crazy.
Because, that didn’t just happen,
right? This is a delusion. Is this
a delusion? Shit, I’m a schizo.
ELLIOT (V.O.)
Have I really lost it this time?
No, no, last night happened. It was
real. Angela called me. I was at
AllSafe. Evil Corp’s servers were
compromised. Those are facts, not
delusions. I know, I know, I
realize I’m saying all of this to
an imaginary person-- but I created
you.
(takes a breath)
I didn’t create this.
ANGELA
Thank God you’re here. I was just
about to go wait in a Starbucks.
You live in a bad neighborhood, do
you know that?
ELLIOT
I do know that.
ANGELA
Wanna get high and watch our
favorite movie? You saved our asses
last night. I thought Gideon was
definitely going to fire me.
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
MR. ROBOT PILOT 36.
43 CONTINUED: 43
ANGELA (CONT'D)
Where have you been? I thought
you’d be sleeping.
ELLIOT
I-- fell asleep on the train.
ANGELA
That sounds like such a lie but,
whatever, I don’t wanna get into
that right now.
(then)
So, you wanna do this? I miss
Qwerty, I hope she still loves me.
Elliot unlocks the door and they walk into the building.
ELLIOT
Shit.
ELLIOT
She wasn’t supposed to be here,
give me a minute and I’ll get rid
of her--
ANGELA
It’s okay. This is great, Elliot.
I’m happy for you.
ELLIOT
No, it’s not like that.
ANGELA
Well, maybe it should be. You know,
it’s good that you’re... dating.
ANGELA
I’ll see you on Monday. We can do
movie night next time. I promise.
Okay?
(re: Shayla)
Have fun.
(CONTINUED)
MR. ROBOT PILOT 37.
44 CONTINUED: 44
SHAYLA
Elliot? Oh shit, is it Wednesday? I
have to move my car.
ELLIOT
Shayla. Leave. NOW.
ELLIOT (V.O.)
No mention of Mr. Robot anywhere.
No mention of fsociety. Not on any
of the hacker boards. Not on IRC,
forums, blogs, no one’s heard of
them.
ELLIOT (V.O.)
Property was owned by Fun Society
Amusement, LLC for thirteen years,
owner was shot and killed a year
and a half ago, no owner since. And
the ownership history before that
is sparse to nonexistent. This guy
is good. Very good. Doesn’t matter.
Their arcade network’s IP is in the
dat file. That’ll be enough to turn
them in.
ELLIOT (V.O.)
What’s your ask, Mr. Robot?
ELLIOT
Hey man, where’s your boss?
(CONTINUED)
MR. ROBOT PILOT 38.
46 CONTINUED: 46
DARLENE
(shoots him an odd look)
Cut the bullshit. When are you
gonna give us back access to the
root directory.
ELLIOT
What?
DARLENE
Dude, come on, I wrote that
rootkit. I still have to put
Colby’s IP in the dat file.
DARLENE
Dickhead.
MR. ROBOT
Elliot! Good news, I scored the
last batch of twinkies from
Gristedes. Want one?
ELLIOT
She just called me a dickhead.
MR. ROBOT
(smiles)
Yeah, that’s Darlene.
(re: Ferris wheel)
Hey, you like Ferris wheels?
MR. ROBOT
Ah, it’s beautiful. It gets better
the higher up you go, you know. I
love it up here.
(then)
You like it?
(CONTINUED)
MR. ROBOT PILOT 39.
47 CONTINUED: 47
ELLIOT
I’m here to tell you I’m turning
you in. I’m giving them all the
information.
MR. ROBOT
Let me tell you why you’re really
here.
MR. ROBOT
You’re here because you sense
something wrong with the world.
Something you can’t explain, but
you know it controls you and
everyone you care about.
ELLIOT
What are you talking about?
MR. ROBOT
Money. Money hasn’t been real since
we got off the gold standard. It’s
become virtual. Software. The
operating system of our world. And
Elliot? We are on the verge of
taking down this virtual reality.
(off Elliot’s silence)
Think about it. What if you could
take down one conglomerate? A
conglomerate so deeply entrenched
in the world’s economy, that too
big to fail doesn’t even come close
to describing it.
ELLIOT
You want to create another
financial meltdown? Like the one we
just had, but way worse? Why would
I want that? Everyone would lose
their money--
MR. ROBOT
What if I told you that this
conglomerate just so happens to own
seventy percent of the global
consumer credit industry? If we hit
their data center just right, we
could systematically format all the
servers, including backup--
(CONTINUED)
MR. ROBOT PILOT 40.
47 CONTINUED: 47
ELLIOT
That would erase--
MR. ROBOT
All the debt we owe them. Every
record of every credit card, loan
and mortgage would be wiped clean.
It’d be impossible to reinforce
outdated paper records. It’ll all
be gone-- the single biggest
incident of wealth redistribution
in history.
ELLIOT
Evil Corp. The conglomerate.
(off his look)
That’s why you picked me. Because I
work at AllSafe.
MR. ROBOT
Tomorrow, AllSafe is going to get a
visit from the FBI and the US Cyber
Command. You are gonna modify the
dat file and put Colby’s terminal
IP address in there.
ELLIOT
Terry Colby? You’re gonna frame
him? No one’s gonna believe that. I
met him, he’s a moron.
MR. ROBOT
So are the FBI. Even if they don’t
believe he did it, they’ll believe
he gave someone access to it.
ELLIOT
He’ll just go to jail. What good
will that do?
MR. ROBOT
You don’t take down a conglomerate
by shooting them in the heart.
That’s the thing about
conglomerates, they don’t have
hearts. You take them down, limb by
limb. And as they unravel...
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
MR. ROBOT PILOT 41.
47 CONTINUED: 47
MR. ROBOT (CONT'D)
(gestures out to the
people)
Their illusion of control unravels.
ELLIOT
Who are you?
MR. ROBOT
That’ll come later. Right now, you
have a lot to think about. You have
to change the dat file, put Colby’s
IP in there. You do that, and
you’ll have set in motion the
largest revolution the world will
ever see.
TERRY COLBY
So, what do we got?
GIDEON
So, if you take a look at the first
page of your agenda--
TERRY COLBY
You’re the one who stopped the
hack.
(off Elliot’s nervous nod)
The gals in analysis said this was
a tough one. All things being
equal, should have shut us down for
days. So, you did good.
ELLIOT
Okay.
GIDEON
We should start with our account
executive, Angela.
(CONTINUED)
MR. ROBOT PILOT 43.
52 CONTINUED: 52
ANGELA
We first noticed the breach at 2:07
A.M. Eastern Standard on Friday
night--
TERRY COLBY
You mean, Saturday?
ANGELA
Sorry, yes, technically, Saturday
morning.
TERRY COLBY
Yeah, Angela, that’s what we’re
here for. The technicals.
ANGELA
Right, yes. Anyway, he arrived at
the office at 2:35--
TERRY COLBY
So, almost a half hour after the
initial breach? Why didn’t anyone
pipe in from their laptops?
ANGELA
It’s not protocol--
ELLIOT
It wouldn’t have been secure if
someone terminaled in on this. It
was the smarter move to have
someone come in so they can login
on a secure line.
ANGELA
(annoyed)
Exactly. Then Lloyd was able to--
TERRY COLBY
Actually, one sec, hon.
TERRY COLBY
You know, I always loved this view.
(CONTINUED)
MR. ROBOT PILOT 44.
52 CONTINUED: 52
TERRY COLBY
Now that that’s taken care of,
let’s pick it up where we left off.
ELLIOT
What happened to Angela? She knows
more about what happened--
TERRY COLBY
She’s not gonna work out for us.
Not on this level. We need to stick
to the more tech savvy here. Now,
let’s get to the heart of this
thing, because I can’t sit here and
look through a packet for the next
twenty minutes. Who did this?
ELLIOT
I found the configuration file of
the rootkit with a pattern of IP
addresses. Once you decrypt it,
you’ll know where the hack came
from.
CUT TO BLACK.
ELLIOT (V.O.)
Nineteen days... no news, no
arrests, no revolution.
ELLIOT (V.O.)
No FBI, Colby, Evil Corp.
MR. ROBOT PILOT 45.
ELLIOT (V.O.)
No Mr. Robot. No fsociety.
(then)
I need to take my mind off things.
ELLIOT
Hi, this is Sam from Bank of E
security fraud department.
Unfortunately, I have to inform you
that your account has been
compromised.
MICHAEL (O.S.)
What? What happened?
ELLIOT
First, before I can answer any
questions, I need to verify some
information. Are you still at 306
Hawthorne Avenue?
MICHAEL (O.S.)
Yes. Apartment 2C.
ELLIOT
Great. And your security question,
favorite baseball team?
MICHAEL (O.S.)
Umm...Yankees.
MICHAEL (O.S.)
I don’t remember this being a
security question--
ELLIOT
And lastly, your pet’s name...
(CONTINUED)
MR. ROBOT PILOT 46.
56 CONTINUED: 56
MICHAEL (O.S.)
Flipper. Whom am I speaking to? Can
I get your name and num--
ELLIOT (V.O.)
With those details plus a
dictionary brute-force attack,
it’ll take my program maybe two
minutes to crack his password.
ELLIOT (V.O.)
What I wouldn’t give to be normal.
To live in that bubble, the reality
of the naive.
ELLIOT (V.O.)
That’s how I justify this. To keep
their optimism intact. To protect
them.
ELLIOT (V.O.)
How? He’s too old to have a
complicated password. It had to
have been a combination of these
things.
Elliot puts his head down and thinks, like he’s praying.
ELLIOT (V.O.)
I’m missing something. I’m missing
something. I’m missing something.
ELLIOT (V.O.)
Michael Hansen isn’t his real name.
MR. ROBOT PILOT 47.
ELLIOT
Lenny Shannon? Michael Hansen?
Which one are you playing right
now?
MICHAEL
(confused)
Who the f--
ELLIOT
You’re gonna stop seeing Krista.
ELLIOT
You’re gonna break up with her and
never see her again.
MICHAEL
(recognizing him)
You’re the guy that used my phone--
ELLIOT
You cheated on your current wife
with seven different women and I
have digital proof of all of it.
ELLIOT
Ashley Madison, online escorts,
fake Facebook pages. I own it all.
And if you don’t stop seeing her,
your wife will know everything
along with the police.
MICHAEL
The police?
ELLIOT
One of the escorts was fifteen.
(CONTINUED)
MR. ROBOT PILOT 48.
57 CONTINUED: 57
ELLIOT (V.O.)
That fifteen part I made up. But he
did have a proclivity for young
escorts that helped the lie.
ELLIOT
But I’m not going to do any of that
as long as you break up with
Krista. Tonight.
MICHAEL
Done.
ELLIOT
You’re also gonna tell her the
truth. That you’re married, you
cheat on your wife, you hire
hookers. That you never had any
intention of being serious with
her.
MICHAEL
Why? That would destroy her. She
thinks we’re in... love.
ELLIOT (V.O.)
Exactly. Krista needs to avoid
dickheads like you in the future.
Her radar needs fixing.
ELLIOT
I’ll know if you skip any detail,
so don’t.
ELLIOT
And one more thing. I’m gonna need
something from you.
ELLIOT
I like you, Flipper. You’re cool.
(CONTINUED)
MR. ROBOT PILOT 49.
58 CONTINUED: 58
ELLIOT (V.O.)
I never want to be right about my
hacks, but people always find a way
to disappoint.
ELLIOT (V.O.)
Michael Hanson now gets filed away
among the others. Forever buried in
my digital cemetery.
ELLIOT (V.O.)
The look of disillusionment. He
told her. She cried all night. Now
comes the sadness. I don’t like
seeing her sad.
ELLIOT
You okay?
KRISTA
Sorry. Go on.
ELLIOT
I think Angela blames me for what
happened at the Evil Corp meeting.
What do I do? I need to talk to
her.
KRISTA
I think you just answered your own
question. Talk to her.
(CONTINUED)
MR. ROBOT PILOT 50.
60 CONTINUED: 60
ELLIOT
She won’t respond to any of my
texts or emails--
KRISTA
Go to her, in person. Tell her you
need to talk. Communication is key,
Elliot. Real human interaction.
That’s what’s important for you
right now.
ELLIOT
Do you... do you think we can talk?
ANGELA
What?
ELLIOT
You won’t talk to me. You haven’t
talked to me since the meeting--
ANGELA
I don’t want to talk to you,
because I feel embarrassed. Every
time I think about what happened.
It’s fine, I’ll get over it.
ELLIOT
It’s been three weeks--
ANGELA
I have to get back to work.
ELLIOT
You’re just going to ignore me?
ANGELA
You didn’t have to stick up for me
in there. I know you were trying to
help, but just don’t do it again.
Even if I’m losing. Let me lose.
Okay?
(off his confused look)
Don’t look confused, just say okay.
(CONTINUED)
MR. ROBOT PILOT 51.
61 CONTINUED: 61
ANGELA
Elliot...
NEWS REPORTER
FBI agents claim that Colby either
used hacking groups or worked in
conjunction with them to pressure
Evil Corp during his contract
negotiations. After a long and
exhaustive investigation, sources
close to the FBI have confirmed
that the hacks were in part tied to
Colby’s terminal.
ELLIOT (V.O.)
It’s happening. It’s happening.
It’s happening. It’s happening.
Elliot stops in Times Square and looks at the TV’s around him
announcing news of the disastrous Evil Corp scandal.
He stretches his arms out like he’s just won the gold-- an
escalade screeches to a halt in front of him. A MAN IN BLACK
jumps out and opens the door. Elliot’s smile is long gone.
MAN IN BLACK
Sir, step inside the car.
(CONTINUED)
MR. ROBOT PILOT 52.
62 CONTINUED: 62
MAN IN BLACK
Sir. Get inside the vehicle. Now.
MAN IN BLACK
Go ahead.
(off of his non-response)
Sir, go on in.
TYRELL WELLICK
Bonsoir, Elliot.
ELLIOT (V.O.)
Please tell me you’re seeing this
too...
BLACK.
END OF EPISODE