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q1 - Assignment Funny Experience Using The Subject-Verb Agreement English 6
q1 - Assignment Funny Experience Using The Subject-Verb Agreement English 6
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When I was a kid, I was always excited to learn new vocabulary. When I was in Grade One, my
teacher taught me that “shin” was another word for leg.
Later that day, I was walking with my mother, when I fell and hit my leg on the ground really
hard. I yelled out “OW, MY SHIN” although my mom heard “OW, MY SHIT.” She started yelling
about how that was a bad word and we didn’t say that word, and she was going to wash my mouth out
with soap. I was crying, sobbing mess of a child, to the point I was doing that weird cry, stutter,
hiccup noise. She paused in scolding me and said “Who taught you that word?!” Of course, I told the
truth and said “M-m-my teacher t-t-t-taught me that word!” and she started ranting about how she
was going to call the school and get that teacher yelled at.
I tried to explain, “T-te-teacher said that shin meant leg I’m SO SORRY ILL N-N-NE-ne-
never say it again.” My mom got quiet and realized her mistake. “…What did you say?”
Little Thief
When I was around four or five I was with my mom at this store buying some Christmas gifts.
As we were leaving I saw these little plush dinosaurs that fit perfectly in my hands. I grabbed two of
them and stashed one in each of my pockets. My pockets were so small that they made me look like I
had two remorse on each of my hips. I still remember the rush of energy I got from actually leaving
the store undetected. Well, when my mom and I got to the car, she found them and called the store
back and made me apologize. I had the absolute worst social anxiety when I was a kid so I was a
absolutely sobbing, telling this poor employee how horrible a person I was. I was like having a mental
breakdown, it was so bad my mom apologized to me afterwards and bought me a nice milk shake!