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on Somerton Beach?
- [Brent] No.
- [Brent] Okay.
in Adelaide, Australia.
- All right.
dressed immaculately in a
suit with polished shoes,
- No!
- Are you sure?
- [Brent] Okay.
in his waistband.
- [Brent] No.
in secret pockets.
- [Brent] Okay.
the "Rubaiyat," to a
man named Alfred Boxall.
I mean, technically it
would be the greatest
is to me a perfect murder.
it obviously happened.
- [Ryan] Exactly.
- [Ryan] (laughing)
And then he killed them
- [Brent] Okay.
- [Brent] No.
- [Ryan] Exactly.
(both laughing)
- [Brent] Hmm.
- [Brent] What!
in their neighborhood.
- [Ryan] Yeah.
(both laughing)
(both yelling)
or as it was formally
known, the Cecil Hotel,
as part of an ongoing
series where I tell this guy
- [Ryan] (laughs) So
on January 26th, 2013,
21-year-old Canadian
tourist Elisa Lam checked
- [Brent] Uh.
- [Brent] Nice.
- Cheers.
- Tastes clean.
I can't.
going on up here.
on surveillance footage
from the hotel elevator.
So that's her.
(eerie music)
- [Brent] Yeah.
So if evidence suggests
that it wasn't foul play
- [Brent] Mm-hmm.
- [Ryan] B, go through
a locked rooftop door
- [Brent] Mm.
- [Brent] Yeah.
(Ryan laughs)
- [Brent] Hmm.
- [Ryan] Authorities
ultimately ruled Elisa's death
- [Brent] Yeah.
- [Brent] Yes.
- [Brent] Good.
- [Brent] What?
(eerie music)
"Buzzfeed Unsolved."
- [Brent] Unsolved.
or is as she is commonly
known, The Black Dahlia,
(Brent groans)
leaving no trauma to
internal organs or bones.
- [Brent] Okay
- [Brent] Yeah.
there's no shortage of
interesting suspects.
(Brent laughing)
- What?
- I'm not fucking with you.
(Brent groans)
in my opinion.
(both laughing)
- [Brent] Wow.
(both laughing)
- No.
(car beeps)
- M'kay.
- [Brent] Okay.
- [Brent] Whoa.
- [Brent] Interesting!
It's radiation!
(Ryan laughs)
However, no evidence of
an explosion was found
- [Brent] Ah.
of military origin, as
well as skis and glasses,
- [Brent] Oh God.
- No!
- Yes.
- [Brent] How?
- [Brent] I agree.
- (laughing) I think it
proves a little bit, yeah,
But-
- Uh, no.
- Yes, yes!
- I don't know!
(eerie music)
Aliens.
So.
- Thank you.
- Good.
I'm gonna think about that
later and get a good chuckle.
Today on "Buzzfeed
Unsolved" we're covering
- Irrelevant.
- You're irrelevant.
- All right.
- Owned, Daysha!
- 11:56.
- There's no way, if I
heard those gunshots,
- Yeah.
a member of Tupac's
entourage who was there
- [Brent] Wow.
(all laughing)
on anonymous sources.
- Well he did-
- Also, why would
- [Brent] Why?
I don't know.
(Daysha laughing)
a theory corroborated by
the fact that Afeni Shakur,
- Yeah.
- Unless somebody told them.
- [Brent] Right.
- Exactly.
- Whoa!
- However-
- Really?
- [Brent] Right.
- [Ryan] Here's my thing about it,
I just don't-
- True, no.
- [Brent] Yeah.
at Quad Recording
Studios in New York City.
a suspicion corroborated
by a 2011 confession
by a P. Diddy associate
to rob Tupac that night.
- Listen.
(Brent and Ryan laughing)
- [Daysha] What?
- Okay.
- The Jewish-
- Yeah.
(sirens wailing)
an extremist pro-Israel
group, killed Tupac.
- Aliens!
(all laughing)
- [Daysha] Yeah.
- Humanity?
- Yes. Exactly.
- Yes.
- Yeah.
- Cheers.
- Fuck.
Fuck!
End quote.
- [Brent] Wow.
- [Brent] Crazy.
(all laughing)
- I just-
- Fuck you guys.
- I just-
(all laughing)
Investigators spoke to
witness Eugene Deal,
- [Brent] Yeah.
to forensically test
David Mack's black Impala.
so we can't do anything
about it, mistrial!
continuing to accuse
the LAPD of a conspiracy
- [Brent] What?
- [Brent] What!
- Yeah!
- Found in Biggie!
And, unfortunately, no
arrests in connection
- True.
- But then,
(Daysha laughs)
to put an end
(all laughing)
(eerie music)
(Daysha yelling)
(all laughing)
- Oh my God.
Right here!
(all yelling)
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
- Yeah!
- Oh my God.
- [Brent] 37?
- [Ryan] He claims to
have killed 37 people.
(window whirring)
- If anything, though, it
would make it somewhat easier
(Brent laughing)
of a serial killer.
- [Ryan] True.
wearing an executioner
style hood over his head
at the intersection of
Washington and Cherry
- Yeah.
- Are you kidding me?
- [Brent] Oh my lord.
- [Brent] Oh my god.
- This is it?
- Yeah.
Brutal right?
- [Ryan] Regardless,
the theory is ridiculous
- [Brent] Where is he
dropping these letters off?
- [Ryan] Maybe.
in potential suspects.
is virtually certain
that Best's handwriting
According to an
administrator at the church
(both laughing)
as the Zodiac.
that's my nickname.
- [Brent] Right.
- [Brent] Ugh!
- Ryan I know.
- [Brent] Yeah.
in a freezer, bloody
knives, and sexual devices,
- [Brent] What?
"to control
self-gratification," end quote.
my name is cipher.
This is important
Furthermore, Kane's
handwriting was not a match
- It seems like to me
he wanted to get caught,
(eerie music)
- No.
- (laughing) No.
Is he like no trespassers.
- Alright, "Buzzfeed
Unsolved," I'm cutting.
- I can't wait.
- We'll see.
- [Shane] Time to
re-evaluate your staff there.
(both laughing)
Additionally, a witness
to the fire claimed
No, huh.
- [Shane] Okay.
of household appliances
were found in the rubble,
- Mm-hmm.
- So clearly,
of the children.
- Nice of her.
- Yeah.
I enjoy bacon.
- Agree to agree.
- What are we doing here?
to a private investigator
named C.C. Tinsley.
- [Ryan] Apparently
they got an investigator
The coroner?
Like?
- I don't know.
- [Shane] Interesting.
(Ryan laughing)
- [Shane] Yeah.
on Route 16 advertising
their missing children,
- [Ryan] I mean, to be
fair, if it was my kids,
End quote.
specifically addressed
to her, not the family.
(Ryan laughing)
on the internet,
I mean he can't-
- Maybe.
let us know.
(eerie music)
- No.
- Ooh.
- Kelpy.
- [Shane] Huh?
- [Shane] Huh?
(Ryan laughs)
- Okay.
- In this description.
so remember that.
According to Blackbourne,
Michelle Von Emster
in regards to Michelle
dying due to a shark attack.
- [Shane] Wait, so he
hadn't even seen a death
by shark, before?
- [Ryan] Additionally,
many experts do not think
- No, no.
- We've been over this before.
- Nope, hippopotamus.
- No, fuck you, dude.
a bear in a heartbeat.
- Fuck you.
(Ryan laughs)
- [Ryan] Exactly.
(Ryan laughs)
as to who or what
could've killed Michelle.
(Ryan laughs)
Nevermind.
or car accidents.
- [Shane] To be fair,
it looks very dangerous.
or accidental drowning
victim would be naked.
Though, in addition to a
lifeguard once claiming
- [Ryan] Also.
As mentioned before,
Quote-
- Oh, Jesus Christ, okay.
(Ryan laughs)
(Ryan laughs)
(Ryan laughs)
(Ryan laughs)
- Really?
- Yeah.
(eerie music)
(Ryan laughs)
I feel awful.
in Brentwood.
- Yeah. (sighs)
- I know.
- I'm sure they wished he left
- [Shane] Oof.
(Ryan laughing)
- I guess.
- So free, free advertising.
- [Ryan] I suppose.
then sure.
- I'll give it to the dog,
- Yeah.
- And the dog
is a regular Lassie.
- Please.
(bright music)
At about 11 p.m.,
stabbed to death.
According to lead
prosecutor, Marsha Clark,
- Nope.
- What happened?
(Ryan laughing)
- Yeah.
- So I probably,
(O.J. groans)
End quote.
O.J. Simpson.
That, obviously, is a
clear motive, right there.
- No.
- If he's spending any time
with her.
- I mean, that's a meme now,
- Yeah, so.
So.
- Yeah.
- Oh boy.
to the murder.
- [Shane] Yeah.
- Good.
- It's a good dog.
- Good dog.
Grasping at straws.
- [Shane] He is not.
- [Shane] Catchy.
on the glove,
as a preservation method,
- [Shane] No.
of all charges.
This is noteworthy,
because Detective
Fuhrman was the first man
a feat he accomplished
by jumping over the wall
of O.J.'s estate.
according to Detective
Fuhrman's own testimony,
Christopher Darden, a
deputy district attorney,
in punitive damages.
- Stop it.
- Stop it.
- Keep going, keep going,
According to Dear,
Jason had also attacked
a former girlfriend,
- So he talks-
- Yes, hello,
to 83% in 2014.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- I need a drink.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
Ouch.
(eerie music)
to Seattle, Washington.
(both laughing)
(bright music)
That's a big gulp.
(Shane laughs)
He has a bomb.
(dramatic music)
(Ryan laughing)
Clink.
(Ryan laughing)
on charges of extortion
for impersonating Cooper
to be to impersonate a criminal.
(both laughing)
It was reportedly a
mistake from a wire service
- [Ryan] It does.
(Ryan laughing)
to do things, like,
I'm kinda like this too
- Spring-
- That sound kinda fun!
- [Shane] Yeah.
(Ryan laughing)
- [Ryan] Regardless if
McCoy is Cooper or not,
in Lewisburg, Pennsylvania
and would later die
- He's out.
- He's like, "Yeah."
- He's out.
- Ah?
- Shot to death.
- Oh.
(Shane gulps)
(Ryan laughing)
(both laughing)
- I did.
- Coolest guy in history.
- I did this.
- Nice sunglasses.
on Duane Weber.
- [Shane] Yeah.
is Kenneth Christiansen,
(Shane laughing)
- No I don't especially
now with, nevermind.
- Yep.
- [Ryan] No.
- A little bit.
(Shane screams)
Splat.
(Ryan laughs)
- "Kill me."
- [Shane] Yeah.
- Why? Yeah.
(Ryan laughing)
in its history.
(eerie music)
- Plume of smoke.
- Yeah.
where he claimed
- [Ryan] What?
- [Brent] Yeah.
- [Ryan] Okay.
"What do I do-"
There is no internet by
the way, it's in 1967.
- [Brent] Mm.
- [Brent] Encyclopedias.
- [Brent] Jinx.
(both laughing)
- [Ryan] Okay.
as a representative of a
New Jersey UFO organization.
- Question.
- Oh, god.
What?
(Ryan laughing)
- Yeah.
- In January 2002,
(Ryan laughing)
You pesky human!
- [Brent] Okay.
- [Ryan] No.
(eerie music)
- [Ryan] Yeah.
- [Brent] Okay.
(Ryan laughing)
- [Ryan] No.
Ultimately, it comes
down to what you believe.
to prevent mass-hysteria.
an there's an explanation
behind those things,
No!
(eerie music)
Is is a real thing?
- Great.
(both laughing)
- [Ryan] Yeah.
Basically, I didn't
think about it that way
and rapscallions
- No.
- Who-
- Give 'em a chance.
it was probably a
basement, kinda like this.
self-improvement, social
reform and free thought.
Naturally, conservatives
considered this a threat
An order in which a
credible United Nations
he has to be forthright,
he has to be confident.
(Ryan laughing)
- [Brent] So 1% of the
world is going to put 99%
- [Brent] 4% of voters?
to spite Jesus?
They're babies.
- [Brent] A sheep.
- Yes.
- Whatever, okay,
- Oh, apparently.
(eerie music)
(men laughing)
- (laughs) Yeah.
- Like they say in Catholic school,
(mystery music)
is so fuckin' funny to
me, every time I watch it
(Ryan laughing)
Who's next?
(eerie music)
(Ryan laughs)
- Right (laughs).
- I did it.
(Ryan laughing)
(Brent sighs)
with so obvious of a
secret message in there.
- [Brent] Yeah.
(room rumbling)
- Jesus Christ.
(both laughing)
Oh my God, I think we
just had an earthquake.
my co-worker Quinta
Brunson's Instagram feed,
- [Shane] Really?
Illuminati confirmed.
- That's great.
- Wink.
- [Brent] Yeah.
"Unfortunately members
of the Illuminati are not
"about my client's
organization," end quote,
at the Radisson.
(room rumbling)
- Yeah.
(both laughing)
- So it is possible that
there's an organization
- No.
- Yeah.
- No (laughs).
(eerie music)
- We're in Mexico.
(Ryan screams)
(Shane laughs)
(mysterious music)
- Sure.
- Formal exorcisms,
A demon is a preternatural
angelic creature
- I would.
- Thank you.
- Sure.
- Yeah.
- Good, good.
- [Shane] Yeah.
- [Shane] No.
- If anything happens,
just do not be afraid.
(ominous music)
- Uh.
- This looks like Disney Land.
I wouldn't be surprised if
they got cotton candy in there.
- Ah, man.
this is crazy.
- Okay.
- [Shane] Ugh.
to a particular medium
that would change her life.
(both laughing)
(Ryan laughs)
(Ryan laughs)
(Ryan laughs)
(both laughing)
- [Shane] Nobody is
building a house like this
- [Ryan] So-
- Okay.
- Hey, we all need hobbies.
- [Ryan] Uh.
- What is?
(computer beeps)
(door thuds)
(knuckles knocking)
(Shane laughs)
(dramatic music)
(footstep tapping)
Ah, man.
(voice whispers)
Ah! Oh God!
- Oh yeah!
- Comin' in here
- Eh.
- Yeah.
- That produced, perhaps.
- Uh, no.
- Fuck.
(Shane laughs)
- I would do nothing to
invite them to somehow
- Here I am.
- [Shane] Okay.
- Onward!
(upbeat music)
- So we're in Mexico,
so that's pretty cool.
Oh my god.
(woman laughs)
This is crazy!
- [Shane] You're on
your way to a nightmare.
(dramatic music)
(both laughing)
Okay!
Oh fuck!
(dramatic music)
So we survived our
little trolley over here.
- Hola amigos.
(dramatic music)
- [Shane] Eh.
(dramatic music)
to the island.
Lovely.
Shall we?
- Yup.
- You go, you go first.
- (laughs) Speechless.
- Is that right?
- [Shane] Yeah.
(all laughing)
- Oh yeah, definitely.
- Oh, monkey!
- Monkey?
- [Ryan] Yep.
(ominous music)
Another variation is
that Julian hung the doll
- [Shane] He is wearin' a
Kevlar vest in that case.
(all laughing)
in whatever dilapidated
condition he found them,
or perhaps possessing
him to hang the dolls
Though he initially
seemed to hang the dolls
(Ryan laughs)
According to Anastasio, he
left to work on the garden,
- [Ryan] Anastasio,
who moved to the island
- Hi kids.
- Is that a bed?
- Is that a guy?
(dramatic music)
- Uh, sure.
(Ryan laughs)
(eerie music)
Or should I put it in
the lap of the original?
(shed rumbles)
- Oh fuck!
- What he fuck was that?
and then-
(Ryan laughs)
(dramatic music)
(Ryan hollers)
(dramatic music)
(engine revving)
Okay.
- I like spiders, I
think spiders are good,
(eerie music)
(dramatic music)
widely considered to be
infested with a demon
(ominous music)
(dramatic music)
- You're insufferable.
- [Shane] I won't.
(door creaks)
(doors creak)
(eerie music)
Little baby.
- Don't wanna.
- It's an adventure!
So we called a paranormal
investigator over.
- [Shane] Sure.
- Hey.
- How's it goin' man, Ryan.
- Eric Enzbrenner.
- Shane.
(Ryan laughs)
- Half of it is.
- We are.
- Oh.
(Ryan laughs)
- Yeah.
(Shane laughs)
let's communicate.
- [Shane] Demon?
- Demon!
(all screaming)
- Oh, shit.
- No!
(both laughing)
(Ryan screams)
- Oh my God.
- Please try.
in the background.
(eerie music)
It's a flashlight, it
rolls, it's cylindrical!
- What?
- Do not be afraid.
- Oh fuck, okay.
- Okay.
- Okay.
(ominous music)
- [Shane] Ever?
- No!
- This sounds-
he allegedly discovered
something terrifying
a lizard tongue.
- Hey man, this is what he-
- Eyeballs.
- That's what he found!
- Absolutely.
(eerie music)
(chair clanks)
(computer beeping)
He's hungry.
(dramatic tones)
(suspenseful music)
We got 'im!
(Shane laughs)
- (screams) No!
end quote.
- If I wake up tonight
- Full of poop.
- Put it in the garbage can.
(eerie music)
It is weird thinking
what's directly below us
is that basement.
(Shane laughs)
- (laughs) Okay.
- Do not be afraid, do
not be afraid, do not.
(dramatic music)
two minutes?
- Yeah.
That's a minute.
(dramatic music)
(dramatic music)
Done.
(dramatic music)
- Do not be afraid.
(all laughing)
And in my opinion,
Alright, uh.
(both laughing)
(eerie music)
(Shane laughs)
- No, it doesn't.
- Perhaps.
- Look, I am happy to
let you believe in this,
(eerie music)
(both laughing)
- No.
- [Shane] Why?
- Ghouls.
- Ghouls.
(eerie music)
- Ooh.
a form of seizure.
and an anti-seizure
medication called Dilantin.
- Okay.
at a statue of the
Virgin Mary with, quote,
(Ryan laughing)
Uh oh!
at later times.
- [Shane] Yeah.
"Close to superhuman,"
throwing her sister, quote,
until it exploded.
- Here we go.
(Shane groaning)
an exorcism on Anneliese
was formally approved.
(Anneliese growling)
(Anneliese speaking in foreign language)
(Ryan sighs)
Uh?
(Shane laughing)
(Ryan laughing)
of knowing Fleishmann.
a Vatican-approved exorcist
If people started
exorcizing me on the reg.
included tranquilizing
her, force-feeding her,
scientific curiosity,
and not as a physician.
An interesting contradiction,
to say the least.
- Shady.
an autopsy revealed
Anneliese had a healthy brain
- [Ryan] A neurologist?
- Yeah.
- Jesus Christ.
in my opinion.
in the beginning.
successfully suppressed
the epilepsy-like seizures.
by medication or if they
actually stopped on their own.
- [Ryan] Exactly.
Professor Felicitas D.
Goodman, an author of a book
and a psychiatrist, in
fact a formal exorcism
- Sure.
- So you acknowledge?
- I acknowledge there's a
lot of factors in this case.
I personally think
there's something going on
- She's possessed or
not, fucking force her
to go to a hospital and
let the doctors be like
(eerie music)
strange, manila-colored
particles floating in the blood,
- [Shane] I'm, if I
were to, what is, what?
respiratory therapist
Maureen Welch also collapsed.
- [Ryan] Why?
- [Shane] What?
in a newly configured,
airtight examining room.
in Riverside, California, a
full two months after her death.
but anyways-
- It would be to you.
a mass sociogenic
illness, or mass hysteria,
despite a group of
people agreeing on a set
of experienced symptoms.
- [Ryan] 23 people.
- [Ryan] What?
- [Shane] Yeah.
(both laughing)
- No!
- Yeah.
- No.
- Yeah.
in Room Five!"
- [Ryan] Okay.
an anti-inflammatory
gel called DMSO to cope
- [Ryan] So essentially,
there was an excess
- [Shane] Yeah.
- [Shane] Uh huh.
- [Shane] Yeah.
it is merely a theory.
already present at
Riverside General Hospital.
to receive medical
treatment after a sterilizer
(Ryan laughs)
I don't know if we should
be looking into this, Ryan.
- [Shane] Cupido!
- [Ryan] Cupido.
(Ryan laughs)
- [Shane] Meanwhile,
they're playing hot potato
by independent inspectors
after Gloria's death,
"Yeah!"
- [Shane] Okay!
(Ryan laughs)
of extraterrestrial meddling.
- Uh huh.
- I definitively cannot.
- That's it?
- Fuck you!
possibly extraterrestrials?
(eerie music)
- Oh my god.
by Travel Channel's
"America's Most Haunted"
- Number one?
- Number one.
- Okay.
- [Ryan] Okay.
- Okay.
(ominous music)
After you.
- You go first.
- Okay.
including a courtroom,
(Shane grunts)
- [Shane] Yeah.
- [Ryan] Unfortunately,
tragedy would continue
of being a ghost?
- [Shane] What?
- [Ryan] Or I'd do
chores around the house.
an experience likely
attributed to the fact
- Or something. Okay.
(suspenseful music)
(Shane yawns)
with unidentified
sightings of apparitions.
(Ryan laughs)
(flashlight clicking)
(flashlight clicking)
- Perhaps the battery?
- No.
(suspenseful music)
(suspenseful music)
Wow.
Oh wow.
- My goodness.
(ominous music)
(Shane laughing)
(Ryan laughs)
- [Shane] Okay.
(Ryan laughs)
- Ryan Bergara.
- Ghost Cop.
- I like that.
- Yeah.
(both laughing)
(Ryan laughs)
- Police bullshit.
- Yeah.
Rest in peace.
- Interestingly enough,
Thomas Whaley was reportedly
(dramatic music)
which is believed to be
- I'll go first.
- All right.
Here we go.
give me goosebumps.
About boats.
I gotta be honest.
(eerie music)
I am terrified, and if
you're scared of me,
- I can't.
(Ryan screams)
- Oh my god.
Oh my god.
(voice whispering)
(Ryan screaming)
(voice whispering)
(Ryan screaming)
(voice whispering)
(Ryan screaming)
- Are you?
- Yeah.
of reported paranormal
activity in the house,
(eerie music)
- Yeah.
(dramatic music)
of undoubtedly the
creepiest boat in the world.
Allow me to introduce
you to the Queen Mary.
(eerie music)
- Two times?
- Two times.
- It's true.
(Ryan laughing)
(dramatic music)
That is that.
- [Shane] Do you feel
like it remembers you?
in California where it is
now docked permanently.
- Oh God.
- This is riveting.
- When I was 17 years old,
I discovered to my horror
I thought maybe-
so we set up a camera
to try and catch that.
- Fuck you.
- It already happened?
- Yeah, it already happened.
- Straight down.
- Up and down.
- Straight down.
- No, up and down.
- [Ryan] Apparently
the captain at the time
as a transportation vessel
during World War II.
to confuse potential
U-Boats and German bombers.
- Butter patty?
(Shane groans)
only 99 survived.
It is said that you can hear the screams
- [Shane] Yeah.
(Ryan laughs)
- Be direct.
- I called it a motherfucker,
I called it a coward.
- Ryan.
- Ghost spirits?
- Spirit.
(knuckles tapping)
wouldn't it be weird
if somebody responded?
(metal tapping)
Ah man, if this-
(metal tapping)
(eerie music)
(metal creaking)
Wait.
Do it again.
(knuckles tapping)
- [Ryan] Australian
soldiers, they had picked up,
(eerie music)
In 1966, an 18-year-old
crewman was crushed
- Huh?
- No.
Be nice.
(metal clanks)
(dramatic music)
(Shane laughing)
- If that was,
Scanning, scanning.
(dramatic music)
(Ryan gasps)
as a makeshift prison.
Let's do this.
- [Shane] Whoa.
(both screaming)
(eerie music)
- Shit, shit.
(mysterious music)
Cabin B340.
No, no.
- We gotta sleep in here.
- Well.
- So, that's fun.
Holy shit.
say something.
(scanner beeping)
- I did.
- It was an accident, I
didn't do that on purpose.
- It just slipped,
(animal screeching)
(dramatic music)
- [Shane] Is there
animals fighting outside?
- Oh it was?
- Yeah.
- I mean we tried to
sleep at the Sally House
- I am going to go to sleep.
- No, you're not.
- A voice?
- Yeah.
- [Ryan] Shane?
- [Shane] Mm?
- [Ryan] Oh.
- [Shane] Yeah.
- She's a beaut.
- So it remains.
(eerie music)
(Ryan laughs)
(eerie music)