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GARDENER
Michael Powell
summersdale
THE ACCIDENTAL G ARDENER
1st edition printed in 2003
This 2nd edition © Summersdale Publishers Ltd, 2004
Text by Michael Powell
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FEBRUARY
The crocus is the first to bloom
While winter’s icy frosts hold sway
Fooling you that spring comes soon
Even though it’s ages away
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MARCH
Spring is near and yet more rain
As flash frosts kill the early shoots
This miserable climate is insane
We trudge around in wellington boots
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APRIL
Spring-like sunshine warms the ground
To wintertime we bid adieu
Pests and weeds do now confound
April showers cause damage too
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MAY
Lilac and cherry are in bloom
And all the leaves are on the trees
Snails continue to consume
Your hostas in large quantities
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JUNE
With longer days and shorter nights
Sweet garden scents now fill the air
The skin on your forehead feels less tight
And you’ve regrown most of your hair
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JULY
The sun beats down all through the day
Till everything turns brown and dry
Unless you use the hose to spray
You’d better kiss your plants goodbye
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AUGUST
A summer breeze blows up the dust
Late summer days are spent outdoors
Every garden in August
Has plants and flowers, except for yours
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SEPTEMBER
September brings the ripening fruit
And windfalls from the boughs are blown
Now every garden doth transmute
Except for your disaster zone
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OCTOBER
Autumn colours please the senses
October weather starts to grate
Gusting winds blow down your fences
It makes you want to emigrate
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NOVEMBER
Now take stock as winter comes
And perennials are all but gone
How brave that the chrysanthemums
Refuse to die and struggle on
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DECEMBER
Gardening is just like life
It grips us hard until the grave
Full of disappointment, dirt and strife
And we are its unwilling slave
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