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The Power of P
The Power of P
by Craig Nelson
A minuscule of prying
Will propel you to applying
This simple proposition:
From 'P' all things pure flow.
Consider numerology,
Spelt as in 'pneumatic'
(And I'll get back to that),
I can't be more emphatic,
From every perspective
'P' is primary.
As poets know
B, c, d, e, g, t and v
All rhyme with 'p',
In a subordinate way
That makes them complicit
In the conspiracy
Of 'P's' predominance
(Note the seven
Subordinate rhymes).
As typographers know,
'B' is just a 'p' upside down
And 'q' is one back-to-front
And 'd' is reversed on its head.
Granted a pardon,
You escape Purgatory
And meet St Peter,
But, beware,
Everywhere you peer
'P' will appear.
And, of course,
Under-pinning it all
Is the puny philosophy
That people are important.
People are preposterous
In their proclivity
For production
And meaningless opulence.
To conclude,
Before the next interlude,
The power of 'p'
Is perfectly proportional
To its silent disguises with 's' and 'n',
Its phonetic predominance
Over 'f' and 'gh',
And its priority rhyme
With b, c, d, e, g, t, v.