A collection of strange and

humorous gaming elements best WRITING Mike Myler

suited for adventurers between 3rd COLOR ART Jared M. Boone
and 7th level, collected in no partic- EDITING Mike Myler
ular order and including many LAYOUT Frank Michienzi
interesting furry animals.

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As heroes of a realm gripped by dark
times, it falls upon the PCs to set an
example to inspire everyone else:
recovering a sacred artifact lost long
ago. This might be the almighty tankard,
the angelic mug, the blessed chalice, the
hallowed cup, the heavenly goblet, or any
other holy receptacle the GM deems
appropriate. A holy grail maybe?
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INITIALIZED MØØSE
HUGE BEAST, UNALIGNED
Armor Class 13 (natural armor)
Hit Points 52 (5d12+20)
Speed 45 ft.
STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA
21 (+5) 8 (–1) 19 (+4) 2 (–4) 16 (+3) 11 (+0)
Skills Athletics +7, Perception +5
Senses passive Perception 15
Languages —
Challenge 3 (700 XP)
Charge. If the møøse moves at least 20 feet straight
toward a target and then hits it with an antler attack
on the same turn, the target takes an extra 7 (2d6)
damage. If the target is a creature, it must succeed on
a DC 15 Strength saving throw or be knocked prone.
Initialized. The møøse has someone’s initials carved
into it and it is not happy about that. Charisma checks
made against the møøse have disadvantage.
ACTIONS
Bite. Melee Weapon Attack: +7 to hit, reach 5 ft., one
target. Hit: 10 (1d10+5) bludgeoning damage.
Antler. Melee Weapon Attack: +7 to hit, reach 10 ft., one
target. Hit: 12 (2d6+5) bludgeoning damage.
Hooves. Melee Weapon Attack: +7 to hit, reach 5 ft., one
prone creature. Hit: 23 (4d8+5) bludgeoning damage.
REACTIONS
Reflexive Bite. When a creature uses a melee weapon
attack to deal piercing or slashing damage to the
møøse , the møøse can use its reaction to make a
bite attack against the creature.
My sister was bitten by a møøse once. She was carv–
Sack of Sacking
Wondrous item, rare
This curious 6-foot long sack appears among your
possessions when you finish a long rest. You can use
an action to pull the sack down around a grappled
creature of Medium size or smaller. The creature must
make a DC 15 Charisma saving throw or be teleported
1d20+20 miles in a randomly determined direction,
appearing in the nearest unoccupied space. The next
time you finish a long rest after using this feature,
you must make a DC 15 Charisma saving throw or
the sack disappears.
Curse. This sack is cursed, a fact that is revealed
only when an identify spell is cast on it. When you
awaken to find the sack is in your possession,
you must make a DC 15 Wisdom saving throw
or be compelled to sack a randomly determined
NPC within 1 mile. When the sack disappears it
reappears in the possessions of a random person
within 1 mile, and they are compelled to find and
sack you (as above).
Riding Coconuts
Wondrous item, common (requires attunement)
There’s nothing particularly remarkable about
these coconut halfshells, but when bashed against
one another they make a sound very similar to the
clopping of hooves. Once attuned, you can use an
action to start bashing the coconut halves together,
enchanting a willing creature you can see within 30
feet. The creature is compelled to prance as they move
about for as long as you continue bashing the coco-
nuts together. While prancing, both the creature and
you gain advantage on the next saving throw made to
complete a forced march. A creature can only benefit
from this property once between long rests.
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DENISE THE ANARCHO-SYNDICALIST
MEDIUM HUMANOID (ANY), UNALIGNED
Armor Class 13 (padded)
Hit Points 34 (4d8+16)
Speed 30 ft.
STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA
13 (+1) 14 (+2) 16 (+3) 18 (+4) 15 (+2) 9 (–1)
Saving Throws Wis +4, Cha +1
Skills Insight +6, Persuasion +3
Damage Resistances psychic
Condition Immunities charmed, frightened
Senses passive Perception 12
Languages Common
Challenge 2 (450 XP)
Syndicate. Denise can spend 1 minute philosophizing
to a crowd of commoners. Each commoner able to
hear or see Denise makes a DC 14 Charisma saving
throw. On a failed save, a commoner is charmed by
Denise for 1d4+1 hours, or until she or her companions
do anything harmful to it. While she is not unconscious,
a charmed creature regards Denise as a friendly acquain-
tance. When Denise has charmed 6 or more commoners
in this way they form into a commoner swarm.
ACTIONS
Unarmed. Melee Weapon Attack: +3 to hit, reach 5 ft.,
one target. Hit: 3 (1d4+1) bludgeoning damage.
Debate. Denise engages in a heated intellectual debate
with one creature that is within 30 feet and able to
hear her. If the creature understands Common, it must
make a DC 14 Intelligence saving throw. On a failed
save, the creature is unable to take an action on its
next turn as it composes and utters its response. If a
creature’s saving throw is successful, it is immune to
Denise’s Debate for the next 24 hours.
True power is derived from mandates by the masses,
not some slickened merfolk lobbing swords from
waterways. Denise knows this and fervently works to
organize and embolden her fellow commoners, and
although her logical arguments are difficult to ignore
her personality grates on many people, ultimately
driving them away from her and the cause.
COMMONER SWARM
HUGE SWARM OF MEDIUM HUMANOIDS, NEUTRAL
Armor Class 13 (leather)
Hit Points 67 (15d8)
Speed 30 ft.
STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA
17 (+3) 14 (+2) 10 (+0) 10 (+0) 10 (+0) 10 (+0)
Saving Throws Dex +4, Int +2
Skills Athletics +5
Condition Immunities charmed, frightened, grappled,
paralyzed, petrified, prone, restrained, stunned
Senses passive Perception 10
Languages Common
Challenge 2 (450 XP)
Swarm. The swarm can occupy another creature’s space
and vice versa, and the swarm can move through any
opening large enough for a Medium creature. The swarm
can’t regain hit points or gain temporary hit points.
ACTIONS
Angry Strikes. Melee Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, reach 5
ft., one target. Hit: 18 (6d4+3) bludgeoning damage.
Thrown Stones. Ranged Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, range
20/60 ft., one target. Hit: 13 (4d4+3) bludgeoning
damage.
NUMBED KNIGHT
MEDIUM HUMANOID (ANY), LAWFUL NEUTRAL
Armor Class 18 (plate)
Hit Points 130 (20d8+40)
Speed 30 ft.
STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA
16 (+3) 11 (+0) 14 (+2) 10 (+0) 7 (–2) 15 (+2)
Skills Intimidation +6, Perception +2
Damage Resistances bludgeoning, piercing
Damage Immunities acid, cold, fire, force, lightning,
necrotic, poison, psychic, radiant, thunder
Condition Immunities charmed, exhaustion, frightened
Senses passive Perception 12
Languages Common
Challenge 4 (1,100 XP)
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I’ve Had Worse. When a creature uses a melee weapon
attack to deal slashing damage to the knight, on a
successful hit the attack becomes a critical hit and the
creature lops off one of the knight’s arms, or if it has no
arms then one of its legs. When the knight has only one
arm, it has disadvantage on greatsword attacks, and
each leg it loses reduces its speed by 15 feet.
The knight loses this trait when it no longer has
any limbs.
Tis But A Scratch. The knight is immune to damage from
spells and ranged weapon attacks.
ACTIONS
Greatsword. Melee Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, reach 5 ft.,
one target. Hit: 10 (2d6+3) slashing damage.
Headbutt. Melee Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, reach 5 ft.,
one target. Hit: 7 (1d8+3) bludgeoning damage.
Kick. Melee Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, reach 5 ft., one
target. Hit: 6 (1d6+3) bludgeoning damage.
Bite. Melee Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, reach 5 ft., one
target. Hit: 5 (1d4+3) piercing damage.
The numbed knight feels nothing but dedication
for the oath they’ve taken, no matter what is required
to fulfill that duty.
Make Into A Newt
3rd-level transmutation (warlock)
Casting Time: 1 Action
Range: 30 feet
Components: V, S, M (eye of a newt)
Duration: Concentration (up to 10 minutes)
This spell transforms a creature that you can see
within range into a newt. An unwilling creature must
make a Wisdom saving throw to avoid the effect. The
spell has no effect on a shapechanger or a creature
with 0 hit points.
The transformation lasts for the duration, or until
the target drops to 0 hit points or dies. The new form
is a newt with 1 hit point, AC 10, a walking speed of 5
feet, and 1 (–5) for all ability scores. The target’s game
statistics, including mental ability scores, are replaced
by the statistics of the newt. It retains its alignment
and personality.
 The target assumes the hit points of its new form.
When it reverts to its normal form, the creature
returns to the number of hit points it had before it
transformed. If it reverts as a result of dropping to
0 hit points, any excess damage carries over to its
normal form. As long as the excess damage doesn’t
reduce the creature’s normal form to 0 hit points, it
isn’t knocked unconscious.
As a newt, the target is only able to move. It can’t
speak, cast spells, or take any other action that
requires hands or speech.
The target’s gear melds into the new form. The crea-
ture can’t activate, use, wield, or otherwise benefit
from any of its equipment.
At the end of each of its turns, the target can repeat
the saving throw, getting better and transforming
back into its normal form on a success.
Kingdom of
Musical Numbers
A fell curse pervades this realm, forcing all within it
to engage in endless song and dance routines. When
an adventurer says something of import while in the
Kingdom of Musical Numbers, they must make a DC
16 Wisdom saving throw. On a failed save, the adven-
turer makes a Charisma (Performance) check to sing
about a related topic for 1d4+1 minutes. At the start of
the next round, the nearest humanoid able to hear the
singing must make a Wisdom saving throw or join
in the song (NPCs automatically fail this save). After
singing for 1 round, a humanoid starts choreographed
dancing for the duration of the song. Humanoids that
can’t be charmed are immune to this effect.
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A choreographed dancing humanoid must use half
of their movement each turn to dance, and they have
disadvantage on Dexterity saving throws and attack
rolls. In addition, other creatures have advantage on
attack rolls against them.
As an action, a choreographed dancing humanoid
can repeat the Wisdom saving throw, ending the
effect on themself on a success. The musical number
continues as long as there are humanoids able to sing
and dance it or 10 minutes (whichever is first).
MANTIKNIGHT
LARGE HUMANOID, CHAOTIC NEUTRAL
Armor Class 16 (chainmail)
Hit Points 142 (15d10+60)
Speed 40 ft.
STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA
19 (+4) 10 (+0) 18 (+4) 9 (–1) 17 (+3) 14 (+2)
Saving Throws Int +2
Skills Perception +9
Damage Resistances psychic
Senses passive Perception 19
Languages Common
Challenge 6 (2,300 XP)
Argumentative. The mantiknight is too busy arguing
with itself and always goes last in the initiative order.
Three Heads. The mantiknight is a single creature with
three heads, giving it advantage on Wisdom (Percep-
tion) checks and on saving throws against being
blinded, charmed, deafened, frightened, stunned,
and knocked unconscious.
In addition, the mantiknight can take up to 3 reactions
each round.
ACTIONS
Multiattack. The mantiknight attacks three times.
Greatsword. Melee Weapon Attack: +7 to hit, reach 10 ft.,
one target. Hit: 13 (2d8+4) slashing damage.
The mantiknight’s greatest enemy is themselves,
the bickering between its own heads often distracting
it long enough for foes to escape.
Taunting Minstrels
When the adventurers spend the night in a tavern or
inn, each must make a DC 15 Charisma saving throw.
On a failed save, they garner the attention of minstrels
that then accompany them for the next 1d4+2 days. The
minstrels are not bad musicians, but they relentlessly
berate and heckle the adventurer’s bravery, choices,
past deeds, and poor decisions. If they are
attacked the minstrels flee, only to return a few
minutes later. The only way to be rid of the taunting
minstrels is to die or wait until the end of the
duration.
Castle Salmonella
This mysterious fortress has a dark secret: an ancient
well beneath it was once the lair of an aboleth. The
creature has long since died but its corruption
remains both without and within. Locals in the area
all carry traits from their thrall ancestors that make
them unnaturally persuasive to both the eye and the
mind, entreating and enchanting passerby that enter
into the castle — never to be seen again.
Outward Visions. When an adventurer
approaches within 1,000 feet of Castle Salmo-
nella they must make a DC 16 Intelligence saving
throw. On a failed save, they receive a vision,
seeing the goal of their current quest projected
above the fortress.
Perilous Denizens. Every humanoid living
within Castle Salmonella has the statistics of a
commoner. The first time a n adventurer enters into
the fortress each day, all of the denizens of Castle
Salmonella become surrounded by semi-real
illu-sions (as the alter self spell) that make them
appear as whatever humanoids the adventurer
finds most attractive, giving them advantage on
Charisma checks made against the adventurer.
fice, and if not appeased they do not hesitate to deploy
their fell linguistic magic upon those that dare pass
through the forest they call home.
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KNIGHTS OF THE DREADED WORD
HUGE SWARM OF MEDIUM HUMANOIDS, NEUTRAL EVIL
Armor Class 16 (breastplate)
Hit Points 150 (20d8+60)
Speed 35 ft.
STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA
16 (+3) 15 (+2) 16 (+3) 8 (–1) 9 (–1) 17 (+3)
Saving Throws Dex +5, Int +2, Wis +2
Skills Athletics +6, Perception +5
Condition Immunities charmed, frightened, grappled,
paralyzed, petrified, prone, restrained, stunned
Senses passive Perception 15
Languages Common
Challenge 6 (2,300 XP)
Dreaded Word. At the start of every day the swarm
discovers a new dreaded word. The swarm can use
a bonus action to recite the dreaded word, assailing
everyone in a 30-foot radius. Each creature in the
area must make a DC 14 Charisma saving throw or be
frightened until the start of the swarm’s next turn. A
creature that fails its saving throw by 5 or more takes
7 (2d6) psychic damage.
Swarm. The swarm can occupy another creature’s space
and vice versa, and the swarm can move through any
opening large enough for a Medium creature. The swarm
can’t regain hit points or gain temporary hit points.
Terrifying Word. Each time the swarm learns a new
dreaded word, it becomes terrified of a different
randomly determined common word. Once per round
when a creature the swarm is able to hear speaks
the terrifying word, the swarm must make a DC 14
Charisma saving throw. On a failed save, the swarm
takes 7 (2d6) psychic damage, and until the end of its
next turn it is incapacitated, can’t move, automatically
fails Strength and Dexterity saving throws, and crea-
tures have advantage on attack rolls against it.
ACTIONS
Blades. Melee Weapon Attack: +6 to hit, reach 5 ft., one
target. Hit: 21 (4d8+3) slashing damage.
The Knights of the Dreaded Word demand sacri-
Nearly Lethal
Arrow of Messag ing
Weapon, common
Attached to the shaft of this arrow is a small capsule
just big enough to hold a piece of paper that can fit
up to 36 words on it. When you fire this arrow into
the air, it seeks out and hits a random humanoid in a
1-mile cone so long as the target is beyond the bow’s
long range. The target of your attack with this arrow
is knocked prone and appears to suffer a grievous
wound, but they otherwise take no damage from it.
SHRUBBER
MEDIUM HUMANOID (ANY), NEUTRAL GOOD
Armor Class 12 (leather)
Hit Points 39 (6d8+12)
Speed 30 ft.
STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA
11 (+0) 13 (+1) 14 (+2) 12 (+1) 17 (+3) 12 (+1)
Skills Insight +5, Nature +5
Senses passive Perception 13
Languages Common
Challenge 1/4 (50 XP)
Moral High Ground. The shrubber can use a bonus
action to disparage the behavior of a creature they can
see within 20 feet. If the creature is able to hear and
understand the shrubber, it makes a DC 13 Charisma
saving throw. On a failed save, the creature is demoral-
ized and has disadvantage on ability checks, attack rolls,
and saving throws for the next hour. If a creature’s saving
throw is successful, it is immune to the shrubber’s Moral
High Ground for the next 24 hours.
ACTIONS
Club. Melee Weapon Attack: +2 to hit, reach 5 ft., one
target. Hit: 2 (1d4) bludgeoning damage.
Shrubbery. Ranged Weapon Attack: +3 to hit, range
10/20 ft., one target. Hit: 3 (1d4+1) bludgeoning
damage. If the target is a creature, it must make a DC
11 Dexterity saving throw or is blinded until the end of
its next turn.
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The shrubber is talented at the trade of shrubbery—
arranging, designing, and selling shrubberies. They
are also however quite imperious, eager and quick to
disparage others for moral deficiencies.
THE ENCHANTER...TOM?
MEDIUM HUMANOID (TIEFLING), CHAOTIC NEUTRAL
Armor Class 15 (mage armor)
Hit Points 78 (12d8+24)
Speed 30 ft.
STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA
12 (+1) 14 (+2) 15 (+2) 13 (+1) 14 (+2) 17 (+3)
Skills Arcana +5, History +5, Performance +5
Damage Resistances fire
Senses darkvision 60 ft., passive Perception 12
Languages Common, Infernal
Challenge 3 (700 XP)
Exploding Teleport. Whenever Tom casts misty step he
leaves a 5-foot radius explosion in his wake. Each crea-
ture in the area must make a DC 13 Strength saving
throw. On a failed save, a creature is pushed back 10
feet and knocked prone.
Innate Spellcasting. Tom’s innate spellcasting ability is
Charisma (spell save DC 13). He can innately cast the
following spells, requiring no material components:
At will: mage armor, misty step, thaumaturgy
1/day: darkness, hellish rebuke (2nd-level), shield
ACTIONS
Quarterstaff. Melee Weapon Attack: +3 to hit, reach 5 ft.,
one target. Hit: 3 (1d6) bludgeoning damage, or 4 (1d8)
bludgeoning damage if wielded with two hands.
Fiery Missile. Ranged Spell Attack: +5 to hit, range 60/240
ft., one target. Hit: 12 (2d8+3) fire damage. The target
and any creature within 5 feet must make a DC 13
Strength saving throw. On a failed save, a creature is
pushed back 10 feet and knocked prone.
Tom knows much that is hidden, often warning
travelers of imminent danger with a definite sense of
explosive flair.
VORPAL RABBIT
TINY BEAST, UNALIGNED
Armor Class 16
Hit Points 66 (12d4+36)
Speed 50 ft.
STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA
19 (+4) 23 (+6) 16 (+3) 8 (–1) 17 (+3) 14 (+2)
Saving Throws Int +3, Wis +7, Cha +6
Skills Athletics +8, Deception +6, Perception +7
Senses passive Perception 17
Languages understands Common but cannot speak
Challenge 9 (5,000 XP)
Blood Frenzy. The vorpal rabbit has advantage on
melee attack rolls against any creature that doesn’t
have all its hit points.
Keen Hearing. The vorpal rabbit has advantage on
Wisdom (Perception) checks that rely on hearing.
Leap About. The vorpal rabbit doesn’t provoke opportu-
nity attacks when it moves out of an enemy’s reach.
Legendary Resistance (3/Day). When the vorpal rabbit
fails a saving throw, it can choose to succeed instead.
Superior Critical. The vorpal rabbit’s weapon attacks
score a critical hit on a roll of 18–20.
Vicious Criticals. When the vorpal rabbit scores a
critical hit against a creature other than an undead
or a construct, it can use a bonus action to deliver a
vicious wound. The creature must succeed on a DC 16
Constitution saving throw or lose 7 (2d6) hit points at
the start of each of its turns due to the vicious wound.
Each time the vorpal rabbit delivers a vicious wound
against the creature, the damage dealt by the wound
increases by 7 (2d6). Any creature can take an action
to stanch the wound with a successful DC 12 Wisdom
(Medicine) check. The wound also closes if the creature
receives magical healing.
ACTIONS
Multiattack. The vorpal rabbit attacks twice.
Bite. Melee Weapon Attack: +8 to hit, reach 5 ft., one
target. Hit: 22 (4d8+4) piercing damage.
REACTIONS
Uncanny Dodge. When an attacker that the vorpal rabbit
can see hits it with an attack, the vorpal rabbit can use
its reaction to halve the attack’s damage against it.
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Part of what makes the vorpal rabbit so dangerous
is that it appears to be nothing more than a harmless
little bunny— albeit one that hops about the skeletons
of scores of adventurers.
Sacred Hand Grenade
Wondrous item, very rare
You can use an action to pull the sacred
pin from the grenade, count from 1 to 3
(not 5, but 3), and throw the divine
bomb up to 40 feet. Make a
ranged attack against a
creature or object, treating
the grenade as an improvised
weapon you are proficient with.
Regardless of whether or not you
hit the target, the grenade lands in
the target’s square and explodes in a
15-foot radius at the end of your turn.
Each creature in the area must make a
DC 20 Dexterity saving throw, taking 12d10
force damage and 12d10 radiant damage on a
failed save, or half as much on a successful one.
On a hit, the target receives no saving throw. In
addition, if you roll a natural 1 on the attack roll,
you drop the grenade in your own square.
Twilight Monster
Gargantuan monstrosity, chaotic evil
Armor Class 17 (natural armor)
Hit Points 202 (15d20+45)
Speed 30 ft.
STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA
24 (+7) 13 (+1) 16 (+3) 3 (–4) 9 (–1) 14 (+2)
Saving Throws Con +7
Skills Investigation +10, Perception +13, Survival +7
Condition Immunities charmed, frightened
Senses darkvision 60 ft., passive Perception 23
Languages —
Challenge 10 (5,900 XP)
Conjured. The monster is conjured when one or more
humanoids enter the Tomnadashan Cave. Once
conjured, the monster relentlessly pursues the human-
oids, attempting to eat them. After 1d4+10 rounds have
passed, the monster suddenly keels over and is reduced
to 0 hit points, dying instantly and unable to reform
for 1 hour.
Hundred Eyes. The monster has many eyes which give it
a +10 bonus on Intelligence (Investigation) and Wisdom
(Perception), and it can’t be flanked.
ACTIONS
Bite. Melee Weapon Attack: +11 to hit, reach 5 ft., one
target. Hit: 25 (4d8+7) piercing damage. If the target
is a creature, it is grappled (escape DC 19). Until this
grapple ends, the target is restrained, and the monster
can’t bite another target.
Swallow. The monster makes one bite attack against a
Medium or smaller creature it is grappling. If the attack
hits, that creature takes the bite’s damage and is
swallowed, and the grapple ends. While swallowed,
the creature is blinded and restrained, it has total
cover against attacks and other effects outside the
monster, and it takes 14 (4d6) bludgeoning damage
at the start of each of the monster’s turns.
If the monster takes 20 damage or more on a single
turn from a creature inside it, the monster must succeed
on a DC 15 Constitution saving throw at the end of that
turn or regurgitate all swallowed creatures, which fall
prone in a space within 10 feet of the monster. If the
monster dies, a swallowed creature is no longer
restrained by it and can escape from the corpse
using 15 feet of movement, exiting prone.
REACTIONS
Gobble Up. When a creature the monster has grappled
in its mouth attempts to escape, the monster can use
its reaction to Swallow the grappled creature.
The massive twilight monster is doomed to exist
only in brief snippets where it thinks of nothing but
finding the trespassers that summoned it, eager to
taste blood before it disappears once more.
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Bridge of
Doomed Queries
A creature that takes a short rest while in contact with
the Bridge of Doomed Queries can attune to it as if it
were a magic item, becoming the bridge’s riddler.
The riddler of the bridge cannot be damaged by
spells or attacks, but also cannot willingly leave the
bridge. When a creature attempts to cross the bridge,
its riddler may force the creature to truthfully answer
up to three questions. A creature that refuses to answer
the riddler’s questions cannot step foot on the bridge.
When any creature (including the riddler) on or
near the bridge says something false or incorrect, it is
stunned and flung 50 feet forward to plummet down
into the gorge the bridge spans across (a 120 foot drop).
Bobbies
Right then — that’s enough of that! Just as the party
reaches where they believe the Holy Grail is located,
they are stopped by uniformed men and women
pouring out of extremely complex self-propelled
wagons. Sirens wail and people are manacled left and
right! Each adventurer must make a DC 22 Dexterity
or Intelligence saving throw (PC’s choice) or they are
grappled by the bobbies. At the end of their next turn,
a grappled adventurer repeats the saving throw or
becomes restrained and is manacled, moved into the
back of one of the wagons, and shuttled off screen. In
order to escape, an adventurer must not be grappled
or restrained and have made three successful saving
throws against the bobbies.