EXT. NIGHT. OUTSIDE A CLUB IN BUSHWICK.

ERIN
(speaking into her phone)
Jenny, I know your fucking phone is
dead, and you need to find a
charge, and you better call us
back. You’re being such a fucking
asshole!

BLAIR
(doing damage control)
We really just want to be there for
you, so we just need you to call
us. We love you. We love you so
much.

Erin hangs up.

ERIN
What the fuck was that?

BLAIR
She’s not gonna respond to that.
You can’t yell at her.

ERIN
I don’t care. She needs to grow up.

BLAIR scoffs.

ERIN (CONT'D)
What--what was that?

BLAIR
I mean, it’s kind of the pot
telling the kettle to grow up,
but...I don’t know, never mind.

ERIN
(laughing sarcastically)
Yeah, okay. I am not the pot.

BLAIR
Oh, really?

ERIN
Mm.

BLAIR
You’re late to work every day.

ERIN
Not every day.
 2.

BLAIR
You go out on workdays more than
you go out on weekends.

ERIN
Because it’s bridge and tunnel!

BLAIR
Erin, you are holding on to
something that is gone. Do you
think you’re gonna be young
forever? We’re almost 30 years old.
It’s not cute anymore. Don’t you
have personal goals? Don’t you have
a plan for the future?

ERIN
How did your plan work out? Oh,
right. It was completely fucking
insane and backfired.

BLAIR
It did not backfire! We can’t fuck
around anymorre! I want a best
friend who wants to get up with my
every Saturday morning and go to
the farmers market. And you sleep
through the farmers market every
weekend.

ERIN
Is that what being an adult means
to you, Blair? Going to the fucking
farmers market? What else? Tell me
more! Tell me your ways!

BLAIR
(a challenge)
Admitting that you like Leah, and
you want to be in a relationship
with her. What are you so afraid
of?

ERIN
Everything!

Beat.

ERIN (CONT'D)
If I grow up, it means I need to
change...everything! Everything’s
already fucking changing, Blair!
Jenny’s leaving.
(MORE)
 3.

ERIN (CONT'D)
And actually, the farmers market
sounds really, really
like...assuring, and coddling, and
comforting right now. Like, is
there one tomorrow?

BLAIR
Great fresh produce.

ERIN
Yeah. All I feel right now is like,
just love for you coursing through
my veins, and I just want to hug it
out.

BLAIR
Me too. I just want to hug you.

They hug tightly.

ERIN
Oh god, I’m so sorry.

BLAIR
I’m so sorry. I love you.

Beat as they continue to hug.

BLAIR (CONT'D)
Say it back!

ERIN
I love you.