EXT.

BEACH - DAY
A middle aged couple is lying on two sunbeds on the beach,
looking out towards the water. The beach is avergegly
crowded, whatever that means.

MAN (40s) not in his greatest shape, starting to bald maybe

grey a little, wears dark sunglasses, and red small swimming
trunks. Hs is reading a book, with historiczl swords on it.

WIFE (40s) Big red rimmed sunglasses, at the edge of

sunburned, maybe has a sunhat. Red painted nails on fingers
and toes.

While Wife is concentrating on her book, Man cant hold his

consentration. He looks around, drinks some water, smears
himself in wiht sun lotion.

Two young women walk up to the spot right in fornt of the

couple. WOMAN 1 (20s) very atractive, athletic tan body, the
tiny amount of clothing she wears is very stylish. WOMAN 2
(20s) less attractive, slighlty heavier than her friend.

Man noices the two woman stopping in front of him.

WOMAN 1
This is a good spot, isnt it?

WOMAN 2
Might as well settle here, or we
could end up looking for hours.

The women lay out their towels, and lies down in front of
the couple.

Man keeps looking up at Woman 1 as she undresses and lies

down, the book is not capable of keeping his attention.

WOMAN 1
You think its fine to go topless
here?

Woman 1 looks around at the beach.

WOMAN 2
Do as you wish. Im keeping mine on.

WOMAN 1
They really need some sun.

WOMAN 2
All the power to you/ free the
nipple.

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Woman 2 lies down on her belly.
Woman 1 takes of her top, and lies down on her back,
exposing her beautiful breast to the beach.

Mans jaw drops a little.

We see his wife completly still behind her sunglasses,

probably still reading.

WOMAN 1
Hand me some sunscreen.

Woman 2 gives her the bottle.

Woman one starts to smear herself in with sunscreen.

Man puts his book in his lap, pretending to read on, but
really its to hide his beach boner.

SURFER DUDE (20s, young very athletic, tanned, long hair)

walks by the water side. He almost twists his neck looking
at Woman 1 lying there.

Surfer dude comes back from the other direction now, takes
another look at Woman 1.

Man notices him and is slighlty annoyed by him. He flips a

page in his book, then gives a quick look over at his wife,
before looking back at the young breasts lying in front of
him.

Surfer dude comes by for the third time now, but this time
he stops in front of Woman 1.

SURFER DUDE
Heeey.

Man notices him, but the women doesnt.

SURFER DUDE
Heeyy, girl whats your name?

WOMAN 1
Excuse me?

SURFER DUDE
I just stopped by, saw you here,
lying here at the beach, and I was
like damn, then wondered whats your
name.

Woman 2 giggles, then lies over to her side and checks out
the body of Surfer dude.

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Woman 1 acts uninterested.
WOMAN 1
Please keep going on.

SURFER DUDE
I want to... I need to know your
name first thouhg.

Woman 1 now sits up grabs her a piece of clothing to cover

up her chest.

WOMAN 1
Go away!
SURFER DUDE
Chill girl, I just want to know
your name that is all.

WOMAN 1
Im Anna, it was nice to meet you,
can you please just leave us alone
now.

SURFER DUDE
Anna, what a beautiful name.

WOMAN 2
Im Sofie, whats your name?

Surfer dude looks at Sofie like she just teleported in

there.

SURFER DUDE
Sofie? Nice to meet you as well, I
am Luc.

WOMAN 1
We just came to the beach to relax
today, we are not up for anything,
so plaease keep on going.

SURFER DUDE
What are you girls doing tonight
thouhg? After this?

WOMAN 2
(To Woman 1)

We have no plans tonight do we?

WOMAN 1
We are not spending the evenign
with you, goodbye.

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 SURFER DUDE
Hey, no reason to be sutch a bitch
abnout it, Im just trying to be
frinedly here.

Man has been watching this entire situation, and presumably

has lost his boner. Wife has never moved, she is too
encapsulated into her book.

Man gets up from his sunbed. His belly is flapping as he

does.

MAN
Hey, why dont you leave these girls
alone will ya? They want nothign to
do with you.

SURFER DUDE
Who are you? Their father?

WOMAN 2
No, we dont know him.

Man puts his hands on his hips trying to look intimidating.

But his belly looks ridicullus in comparison to surfer dudes
six pack.

MAN
Why dont you just move on. They
asked you politely multiple times.

SURFER DUDE
Why dont you stick your old nose
anohter place.

MAN
You really got nothing better to do
than to walk aorund beaches and
harrass young girls?

SURFER DUDE
Shut the fuck up man, what do you
care?

MAN
I saw you walking past here three,
four times, oogeling these girls,
you tell me you got nothign better
to do?

Woman 1 and 2 looks back and forht at the men arguing.

WIFE
Oh please Howard. Your eyes has

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 been glued to those girls since
they got here. Leave them alone.
WOMAN 1
(Shocked and disgusted)
What? Really.

WOMAN 2
(Surprised and flattered)
Really?

MAN
What are you talking about honey?
Ive been (here) reading (wiht you)
this entire time.
WIFE
Right.

Wife never take her eyes away from her book during this
conversation.

SURFER DUDE
Whats the book about man?

MAN
Excuse me, what?

SURFER DUDE
The book you have been reading,
what is it about?

MAN
Its historical fiction novel, roman
legionares and... nothing great. I
dont need to explain myslef to you.

WOMAN 1
What happened in the latest
chapter?

MAN
What?

WOMAN 2
Whos the protagonist? Whats the
basic dramatic situation?

MAN
What?

WOMAN 1
I would feel much more comfortable
if you werent here. Can you please

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 leave.
MAN
Me? You want me to leave?

SURFER DUDE
Hey, why dont you just leave this
girls alone will ya, they want
nothing to do wiht ya (mirrorring
mans line, yet he doesnt even seem
aware of it himself)

MAN
What? Are you serious.
WOMAN 1
Yes, please leave.

WIFE
Stop bothering the girls Howard.

MAN
Honey? Okay, I guess were leaving
then. We are leaving. We who got
here first, are now leaving,
beacuse... (To his wife)

WIFE
Im gonna stay for a while.

MAN
What?

WIFE
I want to enjoy the rest of the sun
today. Why dont we meet back up at
the Hotel.

MAN
Your not comming?

WIFE
Dinner at 7?

MAN
Okay, then, okay Im leaving alone
then, just me, leaving by myself.

Man packs up his stuff. Takes a look at his book bofere he

throws it onto the sunbed, and walks away.

Wife continues reading her book.

Surfer Dude and Women 1 and 2 is looking at Man leaving

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whispering some words inbetween them. They are shaking their
heads condesending.
Man looks back one final time, before taking off again, down
the beach.

EXT. BEACH ICE CREAM STAND - DAY

Man stands behind two 10 year old girls in a line for ice
cream.

MAN
One vanilla cone, please.
His voice is almost breaking.

The ice cream woman, (whos widely overly obese) hands him an
ice cream.

Man sits down at a rock/bench/ledge and eats hit ice cream

by himself.

He is looking at the peol[e around him. All in disgust and

bitterness while licking his ice cream just like a little
boy.

END