HOW TO NOT SUCK AT UK

By Cheeseus

Step 1)MICRO MINORS & MAJORS

Research Priority(Left to right, Up to down);

Norway;
Gun focus rush, Hard research Impv. Guns, 150PP %15 gun research designer
Australia;

AT 2 Rush with Focus

AT 3 Rush: Keep in mind that when you make Australia rush AT non-stop you miss
out on its true potential.(I usually make it go at its own pace)

Brazil;

Rocket Rush(Optional you can do it yourself but worse research speed),

Mech Rush (Optional also)
Arty 3 Rush(USA can also do it)
Gun 3 Rush(Norway has IC reduction so make Norway do it)
Navy(NEW META?!?!?! but no its army is way better)

Netherlands;

Carrier 4s Naval Bomber 3s(If navy), Light Tank 4, AT 3

New Zealand;

I dare you to make him rush Super Heavies, Navy stuff, Guns & Arty

British Raj;

Special exception for Raj, It needs to min-max its production for Japan
USA;

Arty 3,Cas 3 & Tac 3 or License its navy stuff

France,Canada,SAF;

What is wrong with you make them go Tanks.

What do i need them to do for Africa;

What i make them do(usually);

Brazil,Norway,Netherlands-Deep Desert(Netherlands Optional Navy)

Canada,France,SAF-Tanks(SAF heavy tank maybe)(France Inf. River line)

Raj-Ethiopia(Optional)

New Zealand,Australia-Jordan Syria line(Optional), Naval Invasion

Then when Countenance happens have either you or some tank minor help.

When Torch happens put some medium tank minor there.

What about Asia?;

Give Raj 1,2 tank minor(Optional depending on Raj and Japan)

Put planes on USA, Raj, Australia then leave them to their fates.
(Situational but recommended)

What about me?:

Have your troops in Africa and prepare a stockpile for Countenance.

Maybe do Norway or something i dunno i cant see your game.

If you cant take Africa prepare for Torch or DDAY.

Step 2)UK BUILD

Industry;

Build 6 dockyards, Reach 50-60 Civs, Go all in on mils

KEY POINTS: When Imperial Conference happens have USA boost you by 5-30
factories after that boost your good tank minors by 15 factories.

(By that i mean manually build military in them yourself.)

You have more military construction speed than your entire faction when
conference happens.

Production;

I am not going to lie i usually eyeball this anyways;

You can get 200 10/4s AT divs,7/2 Mountaineer with Mass Assault doctrine with
tank recon in them.

You obviously dont need to produce CAS 1s,Naval B. 1s,Tac 1s

When fighter 2 come in put 70-80 mil in them if you have Cas 2 3,Tac 2 3

researched put 15 on tac and 5 on cas.

For tanks 40-50ish mils should suffice. You dont need to reach this number
immediately you can stay at 10-15ish for a while and instead focus on special force
equipment.

Put mils on guns after fighter and tank production is enough.

KEY POINTS ARE UNDERLINED.

Research;

Very simple stuff as always i usually dont rush anything at all.(maybe rockets and
navy)

Hard reseach Industry and land doctrines.

Get support weapons, support equipment, special force research, maybe some
tech for arty basically anything that will make Africa a hell.

DONT FORGET TANK RESEARCH.

The moment war starts go all in on navy doctrines,ammo,fire control etc

But remember to research your own equipment at some point.

Concentrated Industry is better and nobody can convince me otherwise.

Radar(DONT FORGET TO BUILD RADAR TO KHARTOUM BEFORE AFRICA)

Navy;

I usually get my research from USA but if you want to you can definitely rush navy.
Since you are not really doing anything at all.

You have focuses for everything after all adapt to Italy.

Focuses and PPs;

Before we go over the Focuses;

-Spanish Civil War is in July 36

-Anschluss is in March 38

PP KEYPOINT: You have about 70+70+35 days and after that game will take 150PP
from you to do Partial Mobilization. But we are trying harding and min-max'ing
like a little b̸͖͇̏i̡̜͗̇̈́̍́̂͊t̶̸ ̢̡̗̼̬̣̗̗̏̌̀̉̓͠͝ͅç̴̛̯͍̝͇̯̰̏̉̓̏́̀̓̎̌h̸̢̨͙͉̰̗̦̱̲͖̘͑̈́́̎̓͛̋̊̿͘̕. So please follow these steps bellow;
1)Get Silent Workhorse for 135pp

2)70+70+35 focuses

3)Dont do any focuses until 150pp

4)Get Free Trade

5)Partial Mob comes in -150

Congrats you just min-max'd your PP. You can get whatever you want for PP after
that.

MOVING ON.

Limited Rearmament(70+)-105 day free time(70+35)-Shadow Scheme

-Industrial Effort-Research Slot-Royal Ordnance

Now you can either go for;

Prepare for the Inevitable or Encourage Colonial Elite

Then get your Research Speeds for Radar,Rockets,Navy whatever

BUT when August,September,October 1938 comes you NEED to go for..

IMPERIAL CONFERENCE.

Army;

I COMPLETELY EYEBALL THIS.

But if you are unsure 10/4 AT soldiers with Mass assault doctrines is the safest
bet.

Step 3)MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES

Listen in a typical UK game you will experience...new...feelings....
If you are ever experiencing said feelings i have a few recommandations.

1)Go monkey
2)Open Loli breathing sleeping sounds for 12 hours
3)Play hentai anime games
4)Have your coops play and go play something else in the background
5)Read comics,manga or watch anime,hentai,videos

i personally recommend having a safe space.

BECEUASE MY MINRSO ARE MAEKGNG ME COEPEOEO.

anyways remember to keep calm and keep your chin up because i made thrasy
give tanks to UK so you dont have to rely on your reta bad minors.

REMEMBER YOU ARE DOING A SERVICE TO THE COMMUNITY AT THE COST OF

YOUR OWN PSYCHOLOHIST TREATMENT RATES.

god help you.

Guide made by Big D CheeseuSkillIssues Senpai Kouhai Homeboi

now thrasy lobby micro people with this guide i want a 1942 game.