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The Gutsem Logs
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Commander Mauler: YOU SHITTER, GET OUT OF THE DAMN TRASH TUBE!
Operative Gutter: YoU sAid NO CHOCOLAAaTE
Commander Mauler: YOU KEEP SHOVING DOWN CANDY BARS LIKE YOU NEED EM
TO SURVIVE AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO LIFT YOUR OWN FINGERS WITH
ALL THE FAT DRIPPIN OFF EM.
Operative Slicer: Is there an issue, sir?
Commander Mauler: I caught our new soldier chowing through 15 GODDAMN
CHOCO-BARS and now he's hiding in the damn disposal chute after I
yelled at him. Friggin BABY.
Operative Gutter: SiR is MEaN
Operative Slicer: Great… Calm down, Gutter, calm down. No one's mad,
we just need to talk.
Commander Mauler: I'm mad! Furious, actually!
Operative Gutter: NgngngGNG… I WANT CHOCOLATE… NOT SCREaMING
Operative Slicer: Listen, Gutter, you were created to be a fighting
member of Nanotrasen, not a rat that chews wires and hides in
tunnels. It is about time you started filling into your role here
Operative Gutter: …Fighting? Fighting is… YELLING… and ANGRY…
Commander Mauler: Man, that's what EVERY baby says before they get
told to join the Syndicate Operatives Force! Come on, kid, fighting's
awesome! You to get shoot LOUD GUNS, BLOW SHIT UP, AND YOU GET PAID
TO DO IT! I FAIL TO SEE WHERE YOU ARE FINDING ISSUE.
Operative Slicer: What our commander means to say is is that you will
benefit from the discipline necessary to develop your confidence and
operative skillset. Here you can fight for your own cause. Like us.
Commander Mauler: That sounds kinda lame the way you put it, but that
too! We're a damn good elite team, and we reap them benefits all to
our own! You know Nanotrasen FORBIDS WAR CRIMES?! PANSIES, I TELL YA.
Operative Gutter: Become operative.. I can be stRong?
Commander Mauler: DAMN RIGHT!
Operative Gutter: I… OKay!! I am OpeRaative Gutter!
Commander Mauler: BAHAHAAAAH! THATS THE SPIRIT! TRAINING BEGINS
TODAY, YOU AIN'T GONNA LIKE IT, BUT THAT'S WHAT YOU GOTTA DO TO RUN
WITH THE BEST!
Operative Slicer: Indeed, sir. I'll prepare the gym and range. You're
gonna do good, Gutter, okay?
Operative Gutter: YippeE!!
Commander Mauler: Oh don't say YIPPEE, you ain't 12!!... actually
you're younger than that-SAY SOMETHING SOLDIERY, LIKE HOOAH?
Operative Gutter: Wuh??
Commander Mauler: HOOAH!!
Operative Gutter: H-HOOaH..?
Commander Mauler: HOOAHHHHH!!
Operative Gutter: AHHHHHHH-
Operative Slicer: There you go, just another 10 seconds, make a new
best!
Operative Gutter: 12… 13… 14…! 15…!
Operative Slicer: Time! Impressive work, Gutter.
Operative Grazer: Way to go little dude!! I knew you had it in you!
Operative Slicer: Soon enough he'll be coming up on your score, huh
Grazer?
Operative Grazer: Hey, I had a big lunch that commmpetition,
tryptophan and all that stuff.
Operative Gutter: Hooah! I did it!! I'm getting better!! Hahahahah!
Operative Slicer: Heh, okay you, lets not get too excited, you still
have a bit to go. But… alright, here, just to treat you, I'll
authorize you having pancakes for breakfast today. Do not tell the
commander or I will shoot you.
Operative Gutter: Okay!
Operative Grazer: Hey, where's mmmy pancakes at?!
Operative Slicer: They're behind your mile run, get hustling and
we'll see
Operative Grazer: Lammmmme.
Operative Grazer (over speaker): Aimmmm a little higher dude, you hit
emmm in the stomach!
Operative Slicer: You heard them, just adjust your sights a bit. Go
ahead now. [Gunfire]
Operative Gutter: Hmm. Was that good?
Operative Grazer: There you go, almmmmmost deadshot! [Door opening
and closing]
Commander Mauler (over speaker): Alright, hold on, I don't wanna hear
no damn clapping and backpats until I see em shoot! Lets go, Gutter,
Squad contact sim-targets up!
Operative Slicer: Ah, sir, we haven't trained him past single
stationary targets yet-
Commander Mauler: I forgot the part where I asked for your damn
opinion, SLICER. Gutter, you got this, RIGHT?!
Operative Gutter: Uhhh… yeah!
Commander Mauler: Uhhh- YOU BETTER. 3. 2. 1. GO!
Operative Slicer: Good luck, Gutter.
Operative Grazer: You got this, dude!
Commander Mauler: SHUT UP, LET HIM DO HIS THING
Operative Gutter: [3 minutes of gunfire] Done! How was that, sir?
Operative Grazer: You hit like… 11-
Commander Mauler: OUT OF 30!? WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU BEING A
SUPER SOLDIER?! I WOULD GET A BETTER SCORE IF BLEW BUBBLES AT EM! I
THOUGHT YOU ACTUALLY WANTED TO KILL, NOT JUST PLAY WITH THE GODDAMN
TOYS!
Operative Slicer: S-sir, please, they haven't even been taught how to
track targets, or how to quick-reload-
Commander Mauler: SHUT UP! I want a GODDAMN REASON TO KEEP YOU, AND
IF YOU CAN'T FIGHT YOU ARE OF NO USE TO ME. You have until 1600 to
retrain on this course, or I'm debating leaving you on the nearest
planet! OXYGEN NOT GUARANTEED. DO I MAKE MYSELF
CRYSTAL-GODDAMN-CLEAR?
Operative Slicer: Sir, you must be joking, we can't train someone-
Commander Mauler: DISMISSED. SEE YOU THEN, DEADEYE! [Door opening and
closing]
Operative Gutter: Oh man…
Operative Slicer: Bastard…
Operative Grazer: He wasn't serious, dude. I don't… think he was
serious… right, Slicer?
Operative Slicer: We have about two hours. Let's go. Start up the
simulation again.
Operative Slicer: Don't move your hands or your wrists, just twist
keep your face glued to the gun
Operative Grazer: That's 14 now, dude. 3 mmmmore targets fromm the
right
Operative Gutter: [Gunfire] Rrrggh
Operative Slicer: Damn it, Gutter, don't swing your weapon so far,
you know where the targets go. It is a preset path, just hover where
they will be.
Operative Gutter: I'm trying…
POD 29-29
142.1 ASSIGNED NTFREQ
RADIO: ACTIVE
POD STATUS: GREEN
NT-SPECOP-ALPHA-1: Report?
NT-SPECOP-ALPHA-2: Eesh. Got one heat-sig running down the hall with
limp, female. One bovine, cold-sig by blast
NT-SPECOP-ALPHA-3: Requesting further guidance?
NT-SPECOP-ALPHA-1: Split and pursue
Transcript - Cafeteria Intercom
[TIME START: May 24, 2050 1227]
RADIO: ACTIVE
142.1 ASSIGNED NTFREQ
OPERATIVE STATUS - GREEN
REQUISITIONED EQUIPMENT - CORNICEN ENERGY RIFLE, NT HEAVY BALLISTIC
OVERSUIT, OPTICAL GOGGLES (THERMAL), DETAINMENT ESSENTIALS KIT
RADIO: ACTIVE
142.1 ASSIGNED NTFREQ
OPERATIVE STATUS - GREEN
REQUISITIONED EQUIPMENT - SEE NTLOG INSTANCE 1
NT-SPECOP-ALPHA-3: Requesting current sitrep from Split Bravo
NT-SPECOP-ALPHA-1: Copy. Split Bravo reports two heat-sig contacts in
cafeteria. One heat-sig remaining, currently on run starboard hall.
Bravo: 100% efficiency. Opfor: 50%. Requesting sitrep from Split
Alpha.
NT-SPECOP-ALPHA-3: Copy. Split Alpha reports contact with pursued
opfor. Opfor fired on my position, fire was returned. Alpha: 80%
efficiency. Opfor: 10%.
NT-SPECOP-ALPHA-1: Confidence in opfor estimation?
NT-SPECOP-ALPHA-3: High. I know how to shoot
NT-SPECOP-ALPHA-1: Fair enough. Move to bridge
RADIO: ACTIVE
142.1 ASSIGNED NTFREQ
OPERATIVE STATUS - YELLOW
REQUISITIONED EQUIPMENT - SEE NTLOG INSTANCE 1
RADIO: ACTIVE
142.1 ASSIGNED NTFREQ
OPERATIVE STATUS - GREEN
REQUISITIONED EQUIPMENT - SEE NTLOG INSTANCE 1
Operative Gutter: Helmets don't seem like they keep out sand good
Commander Mauler: Come on, it's called "adapting"! So what, a little
red sand in your lungs, it's like… nutrients! Delivered via wind!
Besides, not like we can get PICKY with our equipment.
Operative Gutter: We could probably at least get some loose fabric
from the bays to help keep sand out, like a bandana…!
Commander Mauler: Well look at you, tinkerer Gutter… fine. Lets see,
standard RP-K phasers, a few spare batts, body armor. I ain't felt
more ready in my life! You better have read the map I provided!
Operative Gutter: I did
Commander Mauler: Oh yeah?? Well… spare cells??
Operative Gutter: Left chest pocket?
Commander Mauler: Pff, left chest pocket?? Amateur… come on, let's
go!
RADIO: ACTIVE
144.4 ASSIGNED FREQ
LIFE SUPPORT SYSTEMS: GREEN
POD 345-28
NO ASSIGNED FREQ. LOCAL ONLY.
RADIO: ACTIVE
POD STATUS: RED
Martian Leader (Name Unknown): -DGD GKAZAD MAKTAR ARDATR PLKDAD (-JUST
STOP MESSING WITH IT, MAKTAR, THE SHIP IS LOST)
Martian Soldier 1: KJFPI JDGLSR MRAKKU ADMARA (HAVE HOPE, LEADER.
THERE COULD BE DATA PRESENT LEADING TO MORE OF THEM)
Maritan Leader: LGKSD KDGPAR IMDKG HALKW LKJAD (YOU ARE JUST PRESSING
BUTTONS. THIS IS GETTING US NOWHERE)
Martian Soldier 1: UNKOAD KDRTRA URVA MBUBA. MANDIRI TDAGA MN- (THIS
OPPORTUNITY CANNOT BE SQUANDERED. THE HUNT FOR THE ENEMY-) [Small
pause]
Martian Leader: LGKSD HPODA JDMAE (YOU HEARD IT TOO)
Martian Soldier (Name Unknown): PRGRA GSDAC MENDRA PDLAD? (DO WE
PURSUE NOW?)
Martian Leader: GKJALD IEPA (BE PREPARED)
Martian Soldier 1: TURA! (LOOK!)
Operative Gutter: Hey, you big… butthole-faces!
Martian Soldier 2: GKLJAP IRAPRA! (THE ARROGANCE!)
Martian Leader: TLKT IEPAROA DLRADI MAHRSA KRAR. DGJA (THE CONFIDENCE
IS ADMIRABLE BUT FOOLISH. KILL IT)
Martian Soldier 1: HRADYAM! (FOR GLORY!) [War cry and charging]
Operative Gutter: Sir, what's the plan again?!
Commander Mauler: Just distract them, I'm gonna figure this out!!
Operative Gutter: WHAT?! SIR, THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL ME!
Commander Mauler: THEN KILL THEM BACK!!
Operative Gutter: AHHHH [Phaser firing]
Commander Mauler: [Whistling] Okay, take this plasma canister, this
warp driver… meh, do we NEED a comm array?
Martian Soldier 2: [Gasping and collapsing]
Martian Leader: KRLAH! (PERISH!)
Operative Gutter: [Bones crunching and impact] RRGHH! [Metal
crashing]
Commander Mauler: HEY, WATCH THE SHIP, TOOLBAG! GO FIGHT OVER THERE!
Martian Soldier 1: NPARDA ARDATR HNDSMR CNDDAA! (THE UGLY ONE IS
SALVAGING THE SHIP!)
Commander Mauler: Hah, they called me handsome! Guess
they-[Charging]-FUCK!
Operative Gutter: I GOT THEM! [Phaser firing]
Martian Soldier 1: Heavy breathing] KEGRA… THGGA… (AVENGE ME…
BROTHER…)
Martian Leader: BDAGKR DNANMA! (YOU WILL PAY!)
Operative Gutter: The last one's retreating… we did it!
Commander Mauler: Yeah, yeah, more IMPORTANTLY, I got the warp drive
from the pod! Bring this baby home and we'll be laughing all the way
back to High-C!
Operative Gutter: And some meds. My chest hurts after that…
Commander Mauler: God, you ruin my mood like CRAZY. Lets go!
Commander Mauler: Yeah, you could find it useful! Uhuh, what coords?
Swag, too easy. (HTTMA, ALYA YEXA XAKDD. UHUH, OADY RXKHD? XADODA
DAYHKA)
Commander Mauler: God, these burgers suck so hard! Not bad with
ketchup though. [Door opening and closing] Well, there's the killer!
[Pantry opening and rummaging] Nothing to say, huh? Fine, I sure as
hell ain't begging. Why the hell you look so sad? Oh hell, don't tell
me you're still hung up on those guys?
Operative Gutter: …they were my family
Commander Mauler: They were your COWORKERS, kid. This is a JOB. Well
I mean, now it's a SURVIVAL SITUATION, but it was a JOB too
Operative Gutter: They were ready to die for each other
Commander Mauler: You know what happens to Syndie deserters?! I'd
rather get gunned down by NT thugs too!! Hah! You ain't been as long
as me, you wouldn't get it. What it's like out there.
Operative Gutter: …Where's there?
Commander Mauler: LIFE, YA DINGDONG, THE WORLD! A hellscape of wimpy,
delusional execs and corporate tool bags mixed with psychotic
soldiers and murderers. You know what handshakes and coddling up with
people makes you? A goddamn LEAF that just blows whatever direction
other people blow them, coasting like a lazy river tube until you
unceremoniously curl up and DIE. When push comes to shove, you
couldn't change ANYTHING more than if you had just fell down the
stairs and snapped your neck before you left the DOOR on your way to
WORK.
Operative Gutter: I'm pretty sure it's a little more complicated than
that
Commander Mauler: And that's why people like ME are in charge. People
that aren't afraid to set their standards, people that aren't afraid
to ADAPT and MOLD their situation to THEM. I don't ASK for what I
want, I GET. WHAT. I WANT. Nobody but you can make you do anything,
that's how you make it in this life. Dont sit on a fucking log and
wait for orders, GET OUT THERE AND START CALLING SOME FUCKING SHOTS.
Operative Gutter: Not sure why you have to be such a jerk about it…
Commander Mauler: It's called being ASSERTIVE, twerp. If you ASK for
something, that implies that there's an option to decline, that what
YOU want can be IGNORED ON A WHIM. But nobody ignores me. The people
who don't do as I ORDER get a BOOT TO THE CHEST. So no, I'm not going
to politely request you shoot someone, or defend a position, or see
what happens if you call me an idiot again! I'll tell you, or better
yet, show you!
Operative Gutter: AH-
Commander Mauler: Bahahah, I made you flinch! Sucker! Relax, tube-o,
you're still a LITTLE useful. I'm gettin some early shut-eye, you do
whatever the hell you want! NO CANDIES THOUGH. You saw what happened
to the LAST guy who ate whatever the hell he wanted. Night, killer!
Syndicate Basics, Vol 1: And now you see why the gas mask is one of
the most useful and versatile assets you should put to use the moment
you are given the opportunity
Operative Gutter: Sounds stuffy in there though…
Syndicate Basics, Vol 1: This concludes Chapter 4. To continue to
CHapter 5: Insider Threats, press play
Operative Gutter: Huh? [Tape clicking]
Syndicate Basics, Vol 1: Chapter 5: Insider Threats. The Syndicate
prides itself to being a large, diverse team with many unique
backgrounds and operatives. We do not discriminate from pasts of
criminal background, personality divergence, or corporate interest.
This, however, can lead to incidents of a lack of loyalty to the
Syndicate, or an abuse of its resources for sole personal gain. This
is an issue that only you, yes you, can prevent by being the one to
blow the whistle on malignant members of our Syndicate
Operative Gutter: Me…?
Syndicate Basics, Vol 1: While insurrection and insider threat can
take many forms, the most obvious is a lack of will to fight.
Desertion of your comrade is a vile act that destabilizes the
efficiency of each operative squad, and is punishable within most
Syndicate teams by death.
Operative Gutter: b-but… I can't just do that… he didn't try to… No,
he… he did…
Syndicate Basics, Vol 1: We understand the difficulty in accusing
your fellow operatives of acts as grave as these, but in such times,
ask yourself,"If we were going to die, could I trust them to stay by
my side?"
Operative Gutter: [Tape clicking] No. I couldn't. Maybe I have to do
this…
[TIME START: May 25, 2050 2136]
Operative Gutter: You'll pay for what you did… [Trigger clicking]
Okay… just like that. No, don't even say anything. Just do it. Right
into his back [Trigger clicking] That simple. Oh jeez… okay… Do it
for Grazer, for… Slicer… for everyone.
Commander Mauler: Rise and shine, tube-o-WOAH. You look like DEATH,
kid! Yeesh, who pissed in your cereal, eh? Bahahaah!
Operative Gutter: Yeah…
Commander Mauler: Eh, whatever, you're boring. Anyway, coords are
already punched into the grid! Come on, just 10 clicks northeast!
Pack up your oxy and lets go! I'll charge up your phaser for ya, hand
it over. And don't worry, I packed EXTRA OXY, just for you!
Operative Gutter: Neat…
Commander Mauler: Space Christ, Gutter, did your PUPPY die?? Yeesh,
hurry up
RADIO: ACTIVE
144.4 ASSIGNED FREQ
LIFE SUPPORT SYSTEMS: GREEN
Commander Mauler: You know what kid, let me ask YOU something this
time, eh??
Operative Gutter: Sure, why not…
Commander Mauler: What do YOU miss about them so much? You knew them
for about a month tops!
Operative Gutter: And they turned me into who I am now… they were my
first family
Commander Mauler: Oh, so cuz they taught you, they like you now, huh?
You know what a DRILL INSTRUCTOR does, kid? They teach rank-and-file
dime-a-dozens like you and pump em out like HOTCAKES. You ain't
SPECIAL. Slicer's taught a thousand operatives before you, it's as
natural as breathing for her. Hell, Sparker was an infil-runner for
years before he joined us! You get what I'm saying here, tube-o?
Operative Gutter: They were some of the best…?
Commander Mauler: Damn right. And not because of you, that's for
sure! You're a goddamn stepping stone, kid, and you should treat 'em
the same way. They teach you, they get paid, you get knowledge. So
before you try marrying your goddamn TRAINING TAPES, remember what
this operation is. Business.
Operative Gutter: [RADIO SILENCE]
Commander Mauler: You get it, kid!
Operative Gutter: What were you doing at the escape pods, sir?
Commander Mauler: Oh, well eh… you know… Listen, kid, I know a borked
operation when I see one. No point in me going out with all of you!
Why waste good leadership?
Operative Gutter: …Yeah
Commander Mauler: Aaaaand… this is it! Right here. Lets take a rest!
Operative Gutter: A rest? Why? Aren't we close?
Commander Mauler: Uh, yeah, I'm just a little sore is all. Carrying
your ASS, hah!
Operative Gutter: Is that so…
Commander Mauler: Yep! Get comfy, kid, we're gonna chill here until I
feel ready!
[PLAY]
[PAUSE]
[PLAY]
[PAUSE]
[PLAY]
[PAUSE]
[PLAY]
[RECORDING ENDS]
[RECORDING BEGINS]
Agordo: EGKA AGORDO AAXFHD GHAJFAD DEA DFXADJL (THIS IS AGORDO MISSION
LOG 9)
Padarsa: FJXAG LHKDA EEHFD AGLA? KDEL (ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE THINGS?
SILLY)
Agordo: GHLKD, PADARSA. LHFJD AAEXK GLEDGDA JHGA (SHUT UP, PADARSA. I
DO NOT RECALL ASKING FOR YOUR INPUT)
Padarsa: DJKAF GHALD GHALKD HALDKA FLKJA KGJAL (MOST WARRIORS IMPROVE
COMBAT SKILL BY DOING IT, NOT TALKING ABOUT IT) [Laughing]
Agordo: FLAK GLKAJ AGJDA KGLKD DKAK GHADL DJLXF (WOULD YOU LIKE TO
TEST MY SKILLS IN COMBAT INSTEAD)
Padarsa: GJLDKA, GHKDAC MDKLAJ HDKAM KDJAK (CALM, I WAS SIMPLY BEING
HUMOROUS)
Agordo: DJAKH LKADR DKLAL RDJALD MLAJD! (I GROW SICK OF YOUR HUMOR!)
Padarsa: DKAMD GJLAKD LKGJAM ZDRDE DLK-GGH?? (STOP MAKING SERIOUS OF
SUCH SIMPLE MATTER-HUH??) [Encroaching screaming]
Martian Soldier 1: KGJLA NGMAHD ALDAHDSR! DLAJD-[Fleshy impact] (ARM
UP, WARRIORS! AN INTRUDER-)
Operative Gutter: I'LL GOUGE YOU LIKE A FUCKING PIG!
Padarsa: IDKJAAA! (INTERLOPEEER!) [Rayguns firing] [Fleshy impact]
Agordo: PADARSA, HGLA! DJFKAL KRHAGEEE! (PADARSA, NO! YOU'LL PAY FOR
THIS!) [Fleshy impact]
Operative Gutter: EVERY LAST FUCKING ONE! RRAAAAAAH! [Distancing
running]
Pod Terminal: GJLA. DJFLA MVLKA KDJAR (WELCOME. PLEASE ENTER LOCATION)
Operative Gutter: MAULER!
Pod Terminal: "MAULER" LDDMDL DRARDK DMVADJ ("MAULER" NOT RECOGNIZED)
Operative Gutter: POD?!
Pod Terminal: "SHIP" LDDMDL DRARDK DMVADJ ("SHIP" NOT RECOGNIZED)
Operative Gutter: Are… you… FUCKING… SERIOUS
Pod Terminal: "FKNG" ADLKA MGLJAD GJADKA ("FKNG" POD LOCATED. SETTING
COURSE)
Operative Gutter: I-It worked?! Bahah… BAHAAHAH!
RADIO: ACTIVE
144.4 ASSIGNED FREQ
LIFE SUPPORT SYSTEMS: GREEN
Commander Mauler: [Smoke and fire rolling] F-FUCK… OH GOD… I CAN FEEL
MY LIVER… Just… okay, I'll ask for a new-[Boot impact]-RGGGHHH
Operative Gutter: YOU… CAN'T GET RID OF ME THAT EASY… SIR…
Commander Mauler: You're like a f-FUCKING… TUMOR-[Bone crunching on
impact]-GGGHHHH
Operative Gutter: You… used me… sold me off… so YOU COULD ESCAPE
Commander Mauler: Yeah… I was… [Vomiting] …There…
Operative Gutter: But me?? I'm gonna be the last thing you see.
Before I bash open your SKULL. For ME! For SLICER! FOR EVERYONE YOU
ABANDONED!
Commander Mauler: Damn… hardcore, t-tube-o…! Didn't think you had it…
in you… Proud of you… kid…!
Operative Gutter: SHUT UP! YOU'RE SCUM! WORTHLESS SCUM!
Commander Mauler: Got me this far… besides… don't it feel
good-NRgh-to win…?! Now YOU'Re… A WINNER… FUCK THE M-MARTIANS… FUCK
ME! IT'S YOUR… WORLD… Go get 'em… soldier…
Operative Gutter: [5 minutes of impacts and gurgling]
Tape Recorder #1
[TAPE STARTS]
[PAUSE]
[PLAY]
[PAUSE]
[PLAY]
Operative Gutter: Day 9. Gutter here. It's really lonely here, but at
least I have the training tape…! Did you know the Syndicate gives
ranks past commander? I knew about high command, but other stuff
like… Idunno, general. Maybe I'll be one one day, huh? General
Gutter… how's that? Hehehehe. Gutter out.
[PAUSE]
[PLAY]
Operative Gutter: Day 17. Food is getting really low… I guess I have
to take the plunge, huh, tape recorder? Heheh. [Sighing]
[PAUSE]
[PLAY]
Operative Gutter: Day 16… Hooh… I brought back one of them. Looks
gross and squishy up close like this. Guess I just… throw them on the
stove? I-I guess? [Sizzling] Eww… [Silence for 30 minutes] Okay, uh,
taste test! [Chewing followed by vomiting] NOPE… NOPE NOPE NOPE.
[PAUSE]
[PLAY]
Operative Gutter: Day 30… I-I-I did it… I finished the martian! T-the
whole thing, i-it wasn't too bad! I-I-I feel kind of shaky after,
I-I-I don't know why, maybe it was the brain part… That's not weird
though, right, tape recorder? No, no, it's f-fine… I-it isn't so bad
with salt!
[PAUSE]
[PLAY]
Operative Gutter: Day 50. I've been hearing weird noises outside, I
swear. It's like the winds, are like… howling at me. It's creepy, I
could swear I hear my real name in them or something…
[PAUSE]
[PLAY]
Operative Gutter: D-Day 56-FUCK. JUST FINI-NISHED LUNCH ANd… AH, THAT
STUPID WIND! IT'S REALLY STARTING TO PISS ME OFF… Did you know
th-that the proper way to hold your… r-rifle when-FUCK! SHUT UP!
SHUT! UP! STOP! NO, FUCK YOU, TAPE RECORDER, YOU DON'T GET TO HEAR
IT!
[PAUSE]
[PLAY]
Operative Gutter: Day 57, I'm gonna find what's calling my name out
there. I'm gonna search high and low and WHATEVER ELSE, I NEED IT TO
STOP!
[PAUSE]
[PLAY]
[PAUSE]
[PLAY]
Operative Gutter: Day 74. Commander Mauler told me how proud he was
of me again. I'm not listening to him though, he's still a ROTTEN
PIECE OF FUCK! [Boot impact] HAH! CAN'T EVEN HOLD ON TO YOUR LIMBS
NOW, HUH?! You're NOTHING!! NOTHING!
Tape Recorder #2
[TAPE STARTS]
[PAUSE]
[PLAY]
[PAUSE]
[PLAY]
General Gutter: HEY, GENERAL GUTTER, DID YOU KNOW THAT I'M BURNING IN
HELL FOR ETERNITY FOR BEING A FUCKNOZZLE?? Why yes I did, but THAT'S
NOT IMPORTANT. Gutter… GUTTER. WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT? STUPID,
BULLSHIT, Lets get some PIZZAZZ IN THERE, Set a STANDARD… DO WHAT'S
F-U-N FUN. LIKE GUTTING OUT PIGS LIKE YOU, MAULER! GUTSEMFERFUN!
YEAH! YEAHAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAH!
[PAUSE]
[PLAY]
[PAUSE]
[PLAY]
[PAUSE]
[PLAY]
Tape Recorder #3
[TAPE STARTS]