The Disgruntled Customer

(SAM and Joe are friends and have come to a reputed hotel for dinner.)
Waiter: Good evening, would you like a table for two?
Joe: Yes please, the one in the corner.
(SAM and Joe both go to the corner table and have a seat.)
Waiter: Here is our menu.
Joe: Thank you, can you give us a minute or two?
Waiter: Certainly.
(After few minutes)
Waiter: Would you like to order now, Sir.
Joe: Yes please, we would like two bowls of vegetable soup please.
Waiter: What would you like for your main meal, sir?
Joe: We would like Ravioli and Spaghetti please. Waiter, would you like something to drink?
SAM: Yes please, I would like a pitcher of beer please.
Waiter: Here, comes your beer and soup, sir. Bon Appetite!
(Both SAM and Joe drink their respective pitchers.)
Joe: Look there’s a fly in your soup.
(Both look closely into the soup)
SAM: You are misinterpreting a vegetable with a fly.
Joe: Oh, come on, you have to agree with me. I’m sure it is a fly.
(Joe tries to persuade SAM that it is a fly not a vegetable. On discussion they finally come to know that
it was a fly.)
SAM: Oh, don’t forget that you are drunk, but ok, let us separate it out from our soup.
Joe: We have come to a five-star restaurant and they are providing us such poor services.
SAM: Oh, come on, humans aren’t perfect. Let us not create a scene here.
(Joe tries to persuade that it was not acceptable and should protest against such behavior.)
Sam: Yes, you’re right. We should ask for refund.
Joe: Refund is not enough; we must sue them so that they will not repeat it again.
(Sam calls the waiter)
Waiter: Sir, what can I do for you?
(Sam talks to the waiter in in high tone)
Sam: There’s a fly in my soup!
Joe: What a pathetic Service!
(Upon listening that there is a fly in their soup, most of the customers in that restaurant tries to get out
of the place.)
Waiter: We are extremely sorry for this, Sir. We will give you refund for the soup.
Sam: Do you think it is only about refund? I would go to court and report this. I will shut down your
hotel.
Joe: Just call the chef.
(Waiter goes out, chef comes in)
Chef: What’s the issue?
Sam: I have got a fly in my soup.
Chef: It isn’t possible.
Sam: Oh! You think I am lying! Fantastic!
Chef: Let us not create a scene here and let me see the soup.
Joe: Why not?
(Chef examines the soup and picks fly)
Chef: Monsieur, it is just black pepper and not a fly!
Sam: What!
Joe: Yeah! I also thought that it is not fly! You shouldn’t have made a scene, Sam!
(Sam gets surprised upon seeing Joe change his side)
Chef: Because of you, we have lost our customers.
Sam: I am extremely sorry!
Chef: Do you think sorry is enough after creating such a scene. You have to pay for all the dishes other
customers left without paying.
Sam: What! But that would be a lot of money!
Chef: Then you have to wash all the dishes.
Sam: Fine, we both will wash all the dishes.
Joe: Both? I was not involved in this, Chef! He was the one who was creating such nuisance.
(Sam looking directly towards Joe angrily)
Sam: Joe, you’re such a liar!
Waiter: Don’t involve your innocent friend into this. You were the one being haughty. So, you should
clean all the dishes.
(Sam cleans all the dishes all night while Joe leaves the restaurant)