Glorious Reincarnation

At long last, my shackles of this drab prison are finally broken,

thank that half-blood scum sacrifice. His soul essence was very
delicious indeed, and very informative.
As far as I can see with this dubious at best vessel, his age is about
11… Taking that into account, my memories should be repressed
by this child’s mind in about two weeks or so, I have work to do.
First off, I have about 11 silver, might as well write down what I
remember on some pieces of paper.
Thankfully, my occupation paid a hefty coin, and stored under a
different name within a trusted establishment, let’s hope that…I
hope he goes still by the name…Tobi, honors our deal. Well to the
blades Headquarters it is. And if I remember correctly the name
was jasper and the passcode was to insert in my introduction that
the blazing pizazz of my ancestors brought me here….FUCKING
Tobi…*sigh*.I swear that man is insufferable sometimes,
chameleon shaping bastard.
As I arrived in waterdeep my mud blood vessel needed a name to
go around, turns out saying you’re not someone important
doesn’t shake off the occasional chatty traveler. I landed on
Jaskier Lamperouge, the name being one of my first victims, as a
perverse way to honor him, and well the surname, just because, a
high elf needed a sense of grandiose and that name provided it.
As I was making my way to the blades hideout, so thieves tried to
mug me, I just said the little phrase that makes no sense that Tobi
made me learn, and I was promptly escorted to the chameleon
himself, he was looking at me sternly, and his office was different,
I see he actually added two scimitars behind his desk, and finally
the guild masters office was in some way affiliated with the name.
The silence was broken by him:
- Only a select few know phrases like that, and that one, my
dear boy, is associated with a close friend of mine who
passed away. Now tell me, why shouldn’t I kill you and what
is your name.
- I am Jasper, the blazing pizazz of my ancestors brought me
here
I couldn’t help it and my face grimaced, the phrase is STUPID.
- Everyone except the boy out, and I need the outmost
privacy.
- As for why you shouldn’t kill m..
- Stop Ronald, I know its you, only you would ache at every
word of the phrase, although tell me dear friend, why the
fuck are you playing dead and not going back to your order
as the lapdog you are?
- Is it a crime to want a fresh start?
- Absolutely not, so what do you need to make a withdrawal?
- Not exactly, I do have a business proposition and I don’t
know how much this vessel will stand my own memories
before it blocks them.
- Lets not waste your time then
As we sat down I explained to him my proposition, what I
wanted to do was live a comfortable life with some income to
make ends meet, to that matter I was willing to invest my
deposit to them, for them to use it in various loans with
interest and depending on the interest, it would be split
accordingly. A base of 30/70, changing if I offer any help in its
collection, and to that effect, take the inevitable child, teach
him some manners and working for him, if anything changed
he could easily make the withdrawal as per original agreement
and make us both lose financially.
- Tempting offer and a very fresh idea for you Ronald,
although you didn’t take into account your living expenses
- So you’re saying you don’t want a inconspicuous half elf
child making deliveries for you, with its own ring of mind
shielding. Should I mention that it’s also homeless so
crossing you is not something he would dare do until it can
stand on its own two feet as a man? And why should he do it
if you don’t give it any reason to? You’ll basically be his
father or mother depending on your mood.
- Fine you sly bastard, you’re very lucky we are… actually, ill
need you to say it, say we are very dear friends
- ………….
- Say it.
- We are very dear friends, Tobi
- I always knew you believed it *fake sniffle*
- So, are we going to do business together?
- OFCOURSE MY *SHOUTING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS*
DEAR FRIEND
- I have chosen a name for my new identity, Jaskier
Lamperouge.
After that, the years went by and I was working under Tobi for
the remainder of my second childhood, my mind actually
reverting back to a child’s and mistakenly seeing Tobi as a
father figure, a role which he took very seriously, giving him
props for that one. I learned the ropes steadily as jaskier and
went on to complete some fetch quests and getting involved in
some trade jobs, looking back it was the time I found my love
of books again, and I presented to Tobi, I think when I turned
18? For me to attend the college of Waterdeep, as a way to be
more efficient with my persuasion and collecting the debts
without any unnecessary violence, although I had Johnny and
fizz for that, the human triton combo of pain and sometimes,
theater, if they decided to indulge my whims.
To my surprise, Tobi actually liked my idea and arranged for me
my living quarters and tuition, on the promise that I would
come back and do some work for him when I had a lot of a
time off, and if I happened to catch any info on nobility that
was attending generously helping them to that. So with that in
mind, I went there and made friends with almost anyone that
would find my company amusing, making tons of
acquaintances and passing my classes, either by finding info on
what each professor likes and doing that or by studying.
And at the dawn of my Third year, an idea popped into my
head, I should make something like the guild which has so
generously adopted me, a fraternity which select few members
can be invited and invite sponsors to help us have our social
events for the eyes of the public, and ragers, for our less than
stellar nights.
I shall continue this story in greater detail my queen and I hope
that by the end your interest is still piqued