Three kinds of jobs the world over.

1. No show job
2. Show no job.
3. Show job
There are two types of jobs that most people hope and pray for. (1) One is a "no-show job". You get
a good salary, good benefits, good retirement & never have to show up for work. If there's a beef
about higher pay or better benefits, you're right down there on the picket line marching proudly.
That's a no show job.
(2) Then there's a "show no job". This is where you have to show up but you have no job. You talk
you read the newspaper you surf the net you take two hour lunches. It's not as good as a no-show job
in some people's minds but it's the second best job you can have in America.
(3) You go to work and work. I never did get one of these 2 dream jobs ):