This document outlines an unconventional paladin oath called the Oath of Horniness. It describes how paladins of this oath embrace their desires rather than suppressing them, as is typically expected. The tenets of the oath emphasize acceptance of one's nature, flexibility in relationships as long as they are consensual, and dedication to one's partner. The oath grants abilities that enhance vigor, redirect threats to allies, and provide resistance to damage. At higher levels, it allows the paladin to gain benefits from being near their chosen partner.
This document outlines an unconventional paladin oath called the Oath of Horniness. It describes how paladins of this oath embrace their desires rather than suppressing them, as is typically expected. The tenets of the oath emphasize acceptance of one's nature, flexibility in relationships as long as they are consensual, and dedication to one's partner. The oath grants abilities that enhance vigor, redirect threats to allies, and provide resistance to damage. At higher levels, it allows the paladin to gain benefits from being near their chosen partner.
This document outlines an unconventional paladin oath called the Oath of Horniness. It describes how paladins of this oath embrace their desires rather than suppressing them, as is typically expected. The tenets of the oath emphasize acceptance of one's nature, flexibility in relationships as long as they are consensual, and dedication to one's partner. The oath grants abilities that enhance vigor, redirect threats to allies, and provide resistance to damage. At higher levels, it allows the paladin to gain benefits from being near their chosen partner.
Being a paladin often means one must follow a certain set of
expectations. What with being an embodiment of the ideals of justice and fairness and all, they are trusted to behave like what you’d expect of a paragon: showing no signs of weakness or flaw; having no desire; exercising self-restraint at all times. Any who do not follow this image are sure to be met with coercion from those around them. “There’s no place for a paladin like you.” There are, however, a rare few specimens who, when faced with this coercion, decide to stand tall instead. In defiance of the correctness forced upon them by the world, they swear an oath to live true to themselves; releasing their innermost desires without fear of shame or reprisal. With a hardened… resolve, these unusual warriors are determined to prove that their lust can be a force of good, just like any other virtue. Tenets of Horniness Though the exact words and strictures of the Oath of Horniness vary, paladins of this oath share these tenets. Acceptance. It’s okay to be horny all the time. It’s part of who you are, and no one will ever get rid of it. Channel Divinity Flexibility. Any kinks are good, as long as they’re When you take this oath at 3rd level, you gain the following consensual. Anything can be enjoyable if the right two Channel Divinity options. conditions are met. Enhanced Vigor: When you heal another humanoid creature Dedication. Once you find your Waifu, you must always by any means other than nonmagical, you can imbue them protect them; worship them; and praise them to the best with the power of your exceptional libido, reducing their of your ability. The Waifu is absolute, and you are their exhaustion level by one point. Alternatively, you can choose to dutiful servant. grant them the effects of a short rest instead. Respect. Whenever you look, you do so respectfully. It is Simping Hours: You devote yourself to a friendly creature all for the sake of appreciation. you can see, temporarily becoming their white knight. For 1 minute, as long as you are within 5 feet of the Oath Spells affected creature, any attacks or spells which directly target it will be redirected to you instead. You have a bonus of +2 to You gain oath spells at the paladin levels listed. your AC against these redirected threats. • You can end this effect on your turn as part of any other Oath of Horniness Spells action. If you fall unconscious, this effect ends. Paladin Level Spell 3rd Sleep, Gift of Alacrity Anti-Bonk Measures 5th Alter Self, Invisibility At 3rd level, you are always prepared the incoming 9th Fast Friends, Tongues clobbering, holding your head high and the rest even higher. You have resistance to bludgeoning damage and can use your 13th Charm Monster, Evard’s Black Tentacles Charisma modifier instead of your Dexterity when 17th Modify Memory, Dream determining your AC. Aura of Horny Blessing of the Waifu Starting at 7th level, you and friendly creatures within 10 feet At 20th level, you may choose any creature you can see within of you are horny at all times while you are conscious, gaining 100 feet of you. It can be a party member, an NPC, an enemy, impure and often senseless thoughts with a higher frequency a Fiend, or even the BBEG. The specified creature then than normal. You all have disadvantage on saving throws to becomes your Waifu. resist being charmed, but gain resistance to psychic damage. While you are within 15 feet of your Waifu, you gain a +3 Additionally, enemy creatures within the range of your aura bonus to attack rolls, damage rolls, ability checks and saving have disadvantage on ability checks to resist being grappled, throws; and cannot be charmed, frightened, or possessed. You as well as saving throws to resist being restrained. can designate a new creature as your Waifu once per week. At 18th level, the range of this aura increases to 30 feet. You can choose to have more than one Waifu at the same time, but the bonus doesn’t stack. Additionally, the range of Step on Me, Mama! the feature decreases to 10 feet, and you lose your immunity At 15th level, you are able to delight yourself in the caress of to the charmed condition. your assailants, being revitalized in the process. Choose any creature type: that becomes your favoured type. Whenever you receive damage dealt by a creature of Credit your favoured type, you can use your reaction to regain a number of hit points equal to the same dice used for that Artwork: first page - background: David Pizarro; character: Hyun W Park, Kan Liu. second page - background: RainySoft; damage roll. If you do so, for the next minute you also gain character: Nick Dodd advantage on saving throws to resist the effects of spells cast Watercolor: Jared Ondricek by creatures not belonging to your favoured type. Once you use this feature, you can’t do so again until you Design: u/CamunonZ finish a short or long rest. You can change your favoured type once every week.